Ek anpadh dehaati aadmi apni Graduate patni ko Delhi ghumaane le gaya.
Jab ve dono Kutub Meenaar pahunche ...
Pati - "achchhi tarah se dekh le, phir gaanv jaakar na kahna ke Lal Kila nahi dikhaya ?"
Patni ko hansi aa gai. boli - "ajee... ye Lal kila nahin Kutub meenaar hai !"
Pati ko gussa aa gaya. Thappad maar kar bola - "Dilli ghumaane mai laaya huun yaa tuu laai hai ?"
Aur phir gusse me dono waapas gaanv chale gaye. Shaam ko pati ne kahaa - "mere liye paraathe banaana."
Patni baajare kee roti banaakar le aai. Pati ke aage paroskar boli - "lo, khaa lo paraathe."
Pati - "ye paraathe hain ? ye to baajre kee roti hai !"
Patni - "Paraathe tuune banaaye hain yaa maine ... ?" 😛😆
Ek din Santa apne ghar kee light theek kar raha thaa. Tabhi usne apni biwi ko aawaaz lagaai.
Santa - O Pappu kee maa ... sunati ho ... !
Biwi - kyaa hai ?
Santa - jaraa idhar to aanaa ...
Biwi - Lo aa gai, ab bolo ?
Santa - ye do taar hain, zaraa inme se koi ek haath mein pakadna ...
Biwi - kyon ?
Santa - arre tuu pakad to sahi ek baar ...
Biwi - Lo pakad liya ...
Santa - Kuchh huaa ?
Biwi - nahi toh ...
Santa - Achchha ... iska matlab current doosri taar mein hai ... !!! 😆😆
Girl - "jaanu, apni yeh diamond ring mujhe de do ... "
Boy - "kyon darling ... ?"
Girl - "mai roz ise dekhkar tumhen yaad kiya karoongi ... ?"
Boy - "yaad to tum waise bhi mujhe kiya karogi ... !"
Girl - "woh kaise ?"
Boy - "yeh soch kar ki diamond ring maangi thee par kameene ne dee nahi ... !!!" 😉😆
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Santa ko 3 din baad ek ladkee ke saath date par jaana thaa.
Woh gym pahuncha aur trainer se bola - "mujhe apni nai girlfriend ko impress karna hai ... in machines me se kaunsi istemaal karuun ki wo mujhe dekhte hi lattuu ho jaye ?"
Trainer bola - "in machines se kuchh nahi hoga ... gym ke baahar ATM machine lagi hai uska istemaal karo ... ladkee to ladkee uski poori family lattuu ho jaayegi !!!"
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Teacher - Bus ke driver aur conductor me kya fark hota hai ?
Student - Conductor agar so jaaye to kisi ka ticket nahi katega ... aur driver agar so jaaye to sabka ticket kat jaayega !!!
Pls add on.. 😃
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