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Posted: 12 years ago
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Hey guys. Came across this short story. Sharing with you all.
MEN ARE HONEST
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked..

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with AISHWARYA RAI. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."

MORAL OF THE STORY: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
honorable reason, and for the benefit of others. 😆😆😆

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Nice leenaji..yep they r honest only at their convenient ,😆
My FIL always used to lie about he has eaten sweets or not..😆 But always left traces of his lies..
My hubby too can not lie good..😆 Inka heena detective se paala pada hai..

Thanks for sharing the cute story..
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Good extended version of the story, though the main story i read in my text book when i was in 5th or 6th Std. The extended version is always at the joke sessions.. ! 😆😛

Edited by bawaswift - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Wow Leenaji another post !! Here's another one :

Dear Tech Support.

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began with unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities such as.

Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 and Golf 7.5 I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please HELP!!

Thanks,

A Troubled User


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Posted: 12 years ago
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isaaa hotaa hai kyaaa 🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
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🤣🤣🤣🤣


What a story Leenaji... very nicely moral is twisted..🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: mudraswathi

🤣


What a story Leenaji... very nicely moral is twisted..🤣🤣🤣


huum donno hi haas rahee hai...baakee saab ko smaaj nahi aayaa kyaaa 🤣 🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: nidhirohan


huum donno hi haas rahee hai...baakee saab ko smaaj nahi aayaa kyaaa 🤣 🤣



😆

waise,

chikni surat.. tu kaha thi... ab talak yeh bataa..😆




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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: mudraswathi



😆

waise,

chikni surat.. tu kaha thi... ab talak yeh bataa..😆




ya iske bina ye ROFL suna tha..
😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: mudraswathi



😆

waise,

chikni surat.. tu kaha thi... ab talak yeh bataa..😆





aaree filhaal ganeshji ki preparation mai busy thee..aaurr uskee pehlee tabiyaat theek nahi thee aab theeek hu 😊 aaj ganesh visaarjaan ho gayaa 😊

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