FUN TIME (12/7/2013)

Fill blank wth YES/NO
1)',Im not mentally fit!
2)',I have no brain!
3)',I have no commonsense!
4)..,I am mad!

jokes time again 😆

master told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
master: So what take an umbrella and go

Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chahti hai.
Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do?
Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.

more more 😆

Judge: U r crossing the limits.Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?

Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

more hai

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop

Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe😳 He..?
Boy: Long Drive Par..!!😉
Girl: Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..?😭
Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Lag rahe.

more back to back

Read this fast!

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Ok!!! Congrats!!!!
U r selected 2 work at d railway station..

singing time 😉

Jab paper ho out of cntrol. Answer sheet ko karke fold. Answer sheet ko karke ke fold, aeroplane banake bol
I WILL'..FAIL''! Student kya jane result ka kya hoga,

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In the exam hall.
Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand.
Student : Because my master told me that, formulas must be on finger tips.

fun post only ok no offence to any one pls😊