FUN EXPRESS (2/7/2013) (FUN POST )

hello dosto

so ready to have some bakwaas 🤣

i m prepared to have tamataars 😆

jokes time 😛

Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….

Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…

Guess where he took her….
………
……..
…..
….
…
..
.
.
.
.

Petrol pump!!! 😲

more

Boy to girl at a dance party: "Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?"

Girl reply: "Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti."

Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho. 😲

more😆

Sardar : Yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gaye.

Mona : Tune usse pyaar se nahi rakha hoga.

Sardar : Nahi yaar sagi behan se bhi badkar rakha tha.

aurr hai yaroo😆

son:"dady what is difference between confidence & secret"?

dad:" u r my son that is confidence .

ur friend is also is my son that is secret 😳

aurr loo 😡

Kamwali: Malkin, apki purani sareeya mujhe nhi chahiye..😡😡

Malkin: Kyu?😭

Kamwali: Apki saree pahen-ne k baad saheb "ap" samajh kr mere paas bhi nhi ate!

🤣

thodee shayari 😳😳

barish hui aur hum bhig gaye, 😳
wah wah
barish hui aur hum bhig gye. 😳
wah wah
age kya hua? 😲
Hona kya tha?☺️
Dhoop nikli aur hm sukh gye 😭

phirse jokes 😆

MAA-beta orange khaoge? 😛
BETA-nhi, 😭
MAA-beta mango khaoge? 😛
BETA-nhi,😭
MAA-beta apple khaoge? 😛
BETA-nhi, 😭

MAA-baap pr gaya hai chappal hi khayega. 🤣

quiz time 🤓

Welcome to "Sach ka samna" 🥳
.
.
Jawab sirf haan ya na mai dena hai 😉
Toh lo aapke liye pehla sawal 😛

Kya apne mandiro se chappal churana chor diya hai ????

🤣

jokes again back to back 🤣

Teacher : I Love u ka janam kaha hua tha.

Std. : China mai,kyoki iski n koi warranty hai aur n koi gauarantee,

chale to chand tak n chale to shaam tak

last one pakka

Raju- agr mere hath mai sarkar ho to mai
desh ki taqdir badal dunga. 😆
Wife-tum pehle apna pajama to badal lo subha se ulta pehen
rakha hai. 🤣