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Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter. 🤣 🤣
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Banta called his friend Santa and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?
Santa said, "Send her some flowers and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal."
Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman.
The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.
Banta, "It was a flop idea."
Santa, "Didn't the girl come to your house?"
Banta, "She did, but she refused to cook!" 😭😭
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A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent's house in Delhi.
When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.
He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.
It was written:
'Sethji aaj mar! Gaye! (Sethji Ajmer gaye ) 😡
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'Take me to the 10th floor,' said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise bulding.
When the lift reached its destination, the liftman opened its gates and said, 'The 10th floor, beta.'
'Why did you call me beta?' demanded Banta Singh. 'I am not your son.'
I called you beta because I brought you up,' replied the liftman. 🤣
Jab Gabber paida hua to uski maan ne usse 3-4 thappad lagaye.
Gabber's Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KITNE AADMI THEY?
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Hansa: Praful, alphabet matlab?.
Praful: alphabet Hansa, local train mein safar karte hoye maasi jaise hi koi seat khali dekhti hai, to wo apni beti Alpha se kya kehti hai?
Hansa: Alpha beth seat pe, Alpha beth,acha toh yeh alphabet 😲😲
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Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?
Student: Vidya ke liye sir!
Teacher: Phir tum class mein soo kyun rahe ho?
Student: Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye sir!!!
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Child : Mom isbar hum sare patake is shop se lenge.
Mom : lekin beta ye toh girls hostel hai.
Child : Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai. 😲😲
ok byee mai tooh bhaag rahee hu tamataar khaayee kafee diin ho gayee hai practice chuut gayee hai mere😭 marnaa maat yaaroo..haath mai denaa pls🤣
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