Kashmakash S2 Th 4 Chap 10 Pg 101 July 01

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suku_07

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Posted: 12 years ago

#981

ladka chup chap chhat par
baitha tha,
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Bahut udas tha, yaaro
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Tabhi uske papa wahan aaye aur
bole ,
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papa: beta, kya baat hai,
mujhe batao me tumhara dost hi
hu,
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boy : are yaar!, apne item se baat
kar raha tha to teri wali item ne maar maar kar bura haal kar diya..

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suku_07

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Posted: 12 years ago

#982

Santa- Yesterday night I saved a girl from Rape.Banta- O-Great! but how? Santa- Self Control buddy Self Control !!! 🤣

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suku_07

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Posted: 12 years ago

#983

Q: Why doesn't the India law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

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suku_07

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Posted: 12 years ago

#984

Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find bottles of chilled red wine... happily they drink and left next day headline ~ Braking News ~ "Blood Bank Robbed"

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suku_07

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Posted: 12 years ago

#985

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

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Posted: 12 years ago

#986

Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don?t worry darling ?I am already married?.:p

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suku_07

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Posted: 12 years ago

#987

Why I hate CID...
Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha ??
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul Ki
Behen Ho...