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Baarah saal pehle...
Hey Bhagwan!!!! Bhaagooo...
.chinta mat karo mere pyaari behen log!!!! This phrase is not what you thought!!! so...
'POST'
'Ashu beta!!! Ek foreign ki chitti hai aapkeliye...'
Even before opening it...Ashu knew what it contained... He was damn sure after seeing his professor's recommendation letter... now this yellow envelop with the stamp of "Royal Society for Medical Sciences" just confirmed...
'Hey Ashutosh!!! tu bhi gore ban jaooge ...Hume bhulna mat'
'You are too lucky yaar'...
.'Teri toh life ban gayi'
'You will stay there or going to come back? meri maano... settle there and have a good life and wife'
This kind of admiration cum jealous comments have become a thing of routine for the next few days...
'Beta, Ashu! I have sold our old plot in the city...Have this 250 pounds and I hope you will get stipend there!!'
So, amidst of all these varied emotions... Ashu set his foot in the land of white-skins
..
'Hi, Mr Ash..To..sh!! you share this flat with another girl'
'GIRL??? NOOO'
'OK, then there is another one for 200 pounds rent.. and a nice bar near by to crash every evening..shall I fix it??'
'No..No.. this is OK'
'Madam!!! do you cook here?'
'Cooking??? No Ashutosh!! no time... just grab a sandwich..
. I will show you a shop.. and by the way, I am Mallika'
'Sandwich for 1.50 pounds? This is equal to 105 rupees in India..My God !! I cant digest'**
'You cant do anything for it, Ashutosh'
'This way
I will spend all my money with in 5 days of eating...'
'OK.. then buy whole bread loaf and some butter... both will come for two days for you'
'Only bread and butter for two days?'🤢🤢🤢
'...'
'what will I do for other things... my books, rent, haircut???'
'Hair cut is 25 pounds here... If you go to the outskirts, they will do for 5 pounds'
'5 pounds for haircut and 5 pounds for train ticket...that is 700 rupees for haircut???? I am not a Tata or Birla or an Ambani'
'Then you do it your self..and if you want you can practice on my hair'
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Thus necessity has become the mother to teach him all those extra skills... and Dr.Ashutosh returned to India with a surgery kit in one hand and a hair dresser kit on the other.
He could satisfy his doctor self at KGH... But what about the barber self???
^^^he recognised the new noodle hair style of Nidhi instantly...
^^^he couldnt control his hands when Baba came home with extra long hair...
^^^he couldnt resist himself from combing.. when Mallika roamed around the house with her long hair open...
Moral of the story: Jo bhi hum seekhte hain...voh kabhi na kabhi kaam aate hain...
All Thanks to SUKU for the story line!!😳
**(12 years ago, 1 pound = 70 INR approx)
Hey Bhagwan!!!! Bhaagooo...
.chinta mat karo mere pyaari behen log!!!! This phrase is not what you thought!!! so...
-----------------------------
'POST'
'Ashu beta!!! Ek foreign ki chitti hai aapkeliye...'
Even before opening it...Ashu knew what it contained... He was damn sure after seeing his professor's recommendation letter... now this yellow envelop with the stamp of "Royal Society for Medical Sciences" just confirmed...
-----------------------------
'Hey Ashutosh!!! tu bhi gore ban jaooge ...Hume bhulna mat'
'You are too lucky yaar'...
.'Teri toh life ban gayi''You will stay there or going to come back? meri maano... settle there and have a good life and wife'
This kind of admiration cum jealous comments have become a thing of routine for the next few days...
'Beta, Ashu! I have sold our old plot in the city...Have this 250 pounds and I hope you will get stipend there!!'
-----------------------------
So, amidst of all these varied emotions... Ashu set his foot in the land of white-skins
..'Hi, Mr Ash..To..sh!! you share this flat with another girl'
'GIRL??? NOOO'
'OK, then there is another one for 200 pounds rent.. and a nice bar near by to crash every evening..shall I fix it??'
'No..No.. this is OK'
-----------------------------
'Madam!!! do you cook here?'
'Cooking??? No Ashutosh!! no time... just grab a sandwich..
. I will show you a shop.. and by the way, I am Mallika''Sandwich for 1.50 pounds? This is equal to 105 rupees in India..My God !! I cant digest'**
'You cant do anything for it, Ashutosh'
'This way
I will spend all my money with in 5 days of eating...''OK.. then buy whole bread loaf and some butter... both will come for two days for you'
'Only bread and butter for two days?'🤢🤢🤢
'...'
'what will I do for other things... my books, rent, haircut???'
'Hair cut is 25 pounds here... If you go to the outskirts, they will do for 5 pounds'
'5 pounds for haircut and 5 pounds for train ticket...that is 700 rupees for haircut???? I am not a Tata or Birla or an Ambani'
'Then you do it your self..and if you want you can practice on my hair'
-----------------------------
He could satisfy his doctor self at KGH... But what about the barber self???
^^^he recognised the new noodle hair style of Nidhi instantly...
^^^he couldnt control his hands when Baba came home with extra long hair...
^^^he couldnt resist himself from combing.. when Mallika roamed around the house with her long hair open...
Moral of the story: Jo bhi hum seekhte hain...voh kabhi na kabhi kaam aate hain...
All Thanks to SUKU for the story line!!😳
**(12 years ago, 1 pound = 70 INR approx)
