Top 7 mistakes of the hitman !

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Posted: 12 years ago
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So,the sharp shooter wasnt so sharp after all..and thats why he was caught (unless the reasons I mentioned earlier were actually correct!) but yaar is show me saare log itne bewkoof kyun hai? Right from Mallu bhootni to khushi (who maroed kulhadi on her own paon! ..guess she dint read that story abt golden goose !) .
Here's presentin top 7 mistakes of the hitman !

seven...did anyone notice his tond? if he had worked out ,he could have easily fought the inspector and ashu jee and run for his life !
but no ..

six...How dumb does one have to be to barge in a housefull of women in broad day light? doesnt he know women at home, are armed during the day?

five..When he left for his "mission " ,couldnt he plan for a backup ) (u seriously gotta watch some hindi movies ,buddy !)


four...was he thinking he was gng to a park or a long drive? isnt he supposed to come in a jeep?
(hows that relevent ,dont ask me!)

three... What kinda idiot shooter uses a long rifle when aiming to shoot from short range ? if he is shooting from long range then long pistols are fine ..but doesnt he have a pistol or something? (this one to even a class 5 student knows !...i bet his bunked his training or slept in the classes... a lot !)

two..Sharpshooters are supposed to wear special glasses (hindi film nahi dekhte kya?!) ...uske bina u always miss your target (how i know this ,dont ask me!)

one...If at all he wanted to barge in the home ,couldnt he pretend to be a doodhwaala or paperwaala or a kabadiwala (would really like to meet ur trainer ,dude !)
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Posted: 12 years ago
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super fun post deepa ji 😃👏

i am 1st this time on ur post to comment 😆
six...How dumb does one have to be to barge in a housefull of women in broad day light? doesnt he know women at home, are armed during the day?
🤣🤣
five..What kinda idiot shooter uses a long rifle when aiming to shoot from short range ? if he is shooting from long range then long pistols are fine ..but doesnt he have a pistol or something? (this one to even a class 5 student knows !...i bet his bunked his training or slept in the classes... a lot !)
yes agreed yaar woh gun toh mujee holi ki pichkaaree jaisee laagee 😲
four...was he thinking he was gng to a park or a long drive? isnt he supposed to come in a jeep?
(hows that relevent ,dont ask me!)
🤣🤣



two..Sharpshooters are supposed to wear special glasses (hindi film nahi dekhte kya?!) ...uske bina u always miss your target (how i know this ,dont ask me!)
🤣🤣
one...If at all he wanted to barge in the home ,couldnt he pretend to be a doodhwaala or paperwaala or a kabadiwala (would really like to meet ur trainer ,dude !)

this is best deepa ji 🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Bang on Deepa.👍🏼
Such me yeh shooter jaise Main gate se ghusne laga tha, mujhe toh lag raha tha ki door bell bajaega aur puchhega ki, Aradhanaji hae kya, thori unpe goli chalake unhe marna tha, dekhie main gun sath hi laya hoon. 😲




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Posted: 12 years ago
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Fabulous reasons,all are agreeable,really he looked funny to me,but the main reason for the hitman missing his target was our Ashman.😉
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Posted: 12 years ago
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I was waiting for this one Deepa... 😛

Originally posted by: jayanti_dj

So,the sharp shooter wasnt so sharp after all..and thats why he was caught (unless the reasons I mentioned earlier were actually correct!) but yaar is show me saare log itne bewkoof kyun hai? Right from Mallu bhootni to khushi (who maroed kulhadi on her own paon! ..guess she dint read that story abt golden goose !) .
Here's presentin top 7 mistakes of the hitman !
You are right, this show has always portrayed bad people as stupid especially when they are about to be caught, funny considering that this is the one time when you have to be extra smart! 😕 😆
seven...did anyone notice his tond? if he had worked out ,he could have easily fought the inspector and ashu jee and run for his life !
Oh my! 🤣
six...How dumb does one have to be to barge in a housefull of women in broad day light? doesnt he know women at home, are armed during the day?
Haha! true, and moreover he has not seen Nidhiji in action. If he had then he would have thought 10 times before coming on this mission.. 🤔 😳
five..When he left for his "mission " ,couldnt he plan for a backup ) (u seriously gotta watch some hindi movies ,buddy !)
Well he hardly slept all night, so he was seriously confused! 😃
three... What kinda idiot shooter uses a long rifle when aiming to shoot from short range ? if he is shooting from long range then long pistols are fine ..but doesnt he have a pistol or something?
This one was so so funny to see... he was walking into the yard with such a long rifle, guess he believes in being open about every thing! 🤪 Shouldn't he be having a small pistol tucked inside his shirt or something! 😉
one...If at all he wanted to barge in the home ,couldnt he pretend to be a doodhwaala or paperwaala or a kabadiwala
He would have been successful if he had tried to impersonate someone like that... he was trying to enter through the main door! Honestly, did he think that there would be a welcome home party for him! 😆

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Super Seven Shot Deepa. Bang on Target😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Such a funny post Deepa... mar gayi..haste..haste...🤣🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Is it like u r payin a tribute to ur dear trainer!cause i see dat d word is sumhow making its presence felt in all ur posts😉😆

See d thing s Hitman had forgotten dis part-

MM s not just any M,but where ur Man i mean Ashman lives!😛



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Posted: 12 years ago
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Very funny Deepa 🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Haha, nice post... hitman missed the target but your post never misses the target that is to tickle our(readers) funny bone 😃

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