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Posted: 12 years ago
#11

Originally posted by: jayanti_dj

Mast Mast post he jayantiji...TRP badabe ke chakar me kya kya fundas lekar aate he CV...dekhte he yeh blackmailing ka kya chakar he😕😕

I know some of you are wondering abt how Daksh would blackmail Ashu (why do you wonder so much yaar..bekar me hamara kaam badh jaata hai !)...
so here are the reasons ...
Jayanti ji mene soocha ke daksh koh jawab toh dena padega warna aapne hero...hero kese kehlayenge...aur phir KTLK ki izaat kah sawal he...pathar maat marna hame...ese hi thoda humor daal ne ki koshish ki he😆😆😆

seven...he would tell ashu that it was his machaan in which ashu and nidhi bitao "no barsat ki ek raat "..he even has a video to prove it (we saw it remember after it got PG certificate ! ?) and he would show that on "Stony " channel !
"Is baat pe toh Ashu khoob hasega...bolega video me kya milega...kuuch khas nahi tha...director ne esa kuuch karwayahi nahi😭...heh to 11pm ka show par esa kuuch hotahi nahi...reel bibi bhi soo jati he shaanti se...paata he yaha toh koi khatra nahi😉"

six..he would buy all the adrak in lucknow and would blackmail ashu by saying that unless he gives in to daksh's demands ,he would not get adrak and hence AKC anymore !
"Hah is baat koh lekar ashu thoda me paresha paresha paresha...par ekdam se hiraman kaka ki yaad aagai...kaka koh bola gaao se adrak leke aana😉...bechar daksh😡 "


five ...he would tell ashu that he knows about the one night jacket stand in London and he has the coat and detailed juicy information about that night after hearing which Nidhi would make sure Ashu sleeps on chatai for the rest of his life !
"is baat koh lekar ashu bolega...mere maan me koi confusion naahi he...mere maan me nidhi aur maalika ki jaaga aalag aalag he...nidhi ek bar ghar chodke chaligai thi...ek aur bar saahi phir lotke aahi jayegi aur muje sorry bhi nahi bolnapadega...pichlibar bhi mene koi sorry nahi bola tha...directors mere se sorry bulwatehi nahi😉😆"
four ..he would tell ashu that he and nidhi took food from his wife in jungle during their honeymoon and he would tell everyone in Lucknow that the lucknow famous surgeon was begging for food in jungle !
"Ashu bolega konsi baadi baat hogai...saab jante he me kitna kanjus hu interns ke samose khaye he...mene kuuch naahi kilaya unko😉"

three...He would tell ashu that he knows that ashu maroed pudiya in his medical exams and DD doesnt know that .If DD comes to know this ,Ashu would cease to be his favourite student ! (for those who are unfamiliar with jharkhandi language ,maro pudiya means cheating in exams !)
"Ashu bolega eeh NRI...yeh lakhnow he...aab toh CM bhi meri muthi me heh...DD kya ukdlega...usebhi table pe letakar ek hath me cast pehenke neuro surgery kar sakta hu...wese bhi Bill gates class me kaha top kar ta tha abhi uske under saabhi toppers kam karte he😆😆😆"

two...He would tell ashu that the sadhvi who ashu had treated during his ateet visarjan, is pregnant with ashu's child (hows that possible? dont ask me !) ..if nidhi or worse DB comes to know about this ..tab toh ...
"He hehe..Daksh...mene koi kaachi gooliya naahi khayi he...Maalu ki gynac se mene dosti isli toh barkar rakhi thi...DNC aaram se hojayega...aur tuh phirse...😭😭"

one ...He would tell ashu that he has stolen his engagement ring (if nidhi comes to know that ashu has lost his ring ,again ,we all know whats gonna happen !)

"tu toh gaya daksh...me nidhi koh booldunga ke khushi ke mama mami neh mere se paatar kar le lithi...wese bhi woh toh saab janti he...woh log kese the...aur woh meri baato me aahi jayegi😆😆😆"


Have a good week everyone !

Bye Daksh...koi aur daily me entry dhundo...yeha toh AShni lovers itne bhayankar he...koi naahi tikta...maalu gai...rohan gaya...amar gaya...yahatak ke choti baachi khushi bhi gayi...Yeh Ashni FANS HE

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Posted: 12 years ago
#12
OMG Deepaji... 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Don't remember lastly when I laughed this hard... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Am ROFL literally... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Only and only you could come up with such superbly superb, hilariously hilarious seven ways of Daksh blackmailing Ashu...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Reasons:7 and 1 are awesomest!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Loved 2 and 5 also... they sound awkward but imagining such a situation is making me laugh boisterously... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Great post as always!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Thanks a ton for such a good dose of laughter on a lazy Sunday... 🤗 Am still cracking up with laughter thinking of reason:7 and 1... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
#13

Originally posted by: ttrocks

OMG Deepaji... 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Don't remember lastly when I laughed this hard... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Am ROFL literally... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Only and only you could come up with such superbly superb, hilariously hilarious seven ways of Daksh blackmailing Ashu...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Reasons:7 and 1 are awesomest!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Loved 2 and 5 also... they sound awkward but imagining such a situation is making me laugh boisterously... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Great post as always!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Thanks a ton for such a good dose of laughter on a lazy Sunday... 🤗 Am still cracking up with laughter thinking of reason:7 and 1... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tupu R u still on the chair or on floor..😆😆😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
#14

Originally posted by: rrdsu

Tupu R u still on the chair or on floor..😆😆😆

Was on floor till now Heena... Came back to sofa just now... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
#15

Originally posted by: ttrocks

Was on floor till now Heena... Came back to sofa just now... 🤣



🤣

Aap ko itna haste mein yaha bhi has rahi thi..
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Posted: 12 years ago
#16
Good morning deepaji.Weekend ka toh ata pata lapata ho gaya.But Monday morning and that's too start with your post yahoo.Good releif sign.Daksh ko bolo Nidhi ko blackmail kare.And your all seven point are bang on.But liked sadhvi wala much.Yeh kya hua kab hua kaise hua yehi sochkar hume tention hota hai.saal bhar se nidhi ke saath hai,usne khushbari nahi di aur ab yeh.Hillarious post deepaji.And i missed you too🤗
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Posted: 12 years ago
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OMG, what a wacky post this is! 😆 Wonderful justifications Deepa, but loved two, three and six the most, especially two! 🤣 This is so outrageous that even thinking about it seems to be a crime! 😃

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