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Aajkal jahaa dekho election ka mahol hai.Hon Narendra Modi kuchh kehete hai,jawab Shashi tharoor dete hai.Nitin Gadkari kya bolte hai unhe khud ko pata nahi.Toh Kp ji bhi khade hai KTLK ke election me toh unka agenda 1.Agar aapne muchhe jitaya to main apke os,ff,aur story writers ko puchhke script likhumnga. 2.Main Ashutosh ke aankhose Ganga/Jamuna/Gomati/Godawari band karawaaoonga,aur ktlk ke aasoope tax daal doonga. 3.Khushi ko Ashutosh ke kareeb bhi nahi rehene doonga,aur Nidhi ko Ashuse chipkeneke liye taiyar karoonga. 4.Khushi ki mami ko sindur ki dukan khali na karneki salah doonga,Lucknow me aur biwioko sindur puri matra me milega. Thoda Nidhi aur Anji ko bhi toh mile. 5.Mama ko over acting karnese rokunga. 6.Ks ko kitchen aur bache ki dhunse bahar lawoonga. Ranji ke bache ko aane me time milega[diwali tak kaise possible hai iska thoda ghyan dijiye maharaj] 7. Nidhi ko thodi kam zalli dikhaonga.Aur sabse important baat Nidhi ko ab koi raste me tuti,futi,bhuli-bhatki halat me na mile uska dhyan rakhoonga. Aaap sab ko insaan samazoonga,GENIPIG nahi,aur faltu ke experiment se dur rahoonga,main -------pe haat rakhke kasam khata hoo.Inki kasam ka koi bharosa karega? Aap kuchh add karna chahenge?
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