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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: mudraswathi

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Hey Bhagwan... after all these, Bajrangi bolega..not only Nidhi...zindagi mein kissi bhi ladki nahi chahiye...
Also, Ashu can give tips about DB (that is a free parcel comes along with Nidhi -- Waves idea)

Mudra he'll take up sanyas
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Posted: 13 years ago
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He can also teach (& give live demo) on brain surgery...after all, you dont need an anesthetist, even an untrained intern can do as his scrub...so why not Bajrangi and his goons try their hands on this art also?
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Posted: 13 years ago
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OMG, Deepa that was great!!!! 🤣

Bajrangi could get out of the goon dhandha business and start the AKC and HKC MM stall along with music:

six...teach them how to make special AKC and HKC MM (a unique dish!)


four ..sing a sad song..something like the song aravind sang in the movie roja .. for eg ... mere naina sawan bhado !

😆


Then we have a new romantic jagaa for our AshNi to go to & replace the current chaiwala stall...😉


Edited by hkp11 - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Great post, especially:


three ...give bajrangi n co some fashion tips.. they seriously need wardrobe makeover.. and whos better for that than our stylish sauve ashu ji !


You said it, they sure need some help in this department.
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Posted: 13 years ago
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hillarious post deepaji,her tarah ka ghyan deke ashu kya karega?wahaa bhi shuru ho jayega.safai ka gyan,ganda pani pine se pet ke rog hote hai,fir ped lagao eco friendly ghyan,aur aids nivaran,aur last me jungle me mangle.aur last me chhota parivar sukhi parivar.parivar niyojan.
Edited by alkaparmart - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
#16
Acchi baat hai...Ashu ka bhi time pass hojayega...poor guy will be missing his jaan-e-jigar chewing his brains out;...ab baite baite Nidhi ke naam ek maafi naama bhi likde...so he can just hand it over to her whenever he sees her next...and that takes care of all the MUs and we can have peace and romance thereafter!
Edited by Sujatha.rao - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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What a great post deepa😃...just cant stop laughing🤣...poor ashu🤣
Ur cutie scar is gonna come this time...seems very likely😳
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: jayanti_dj


seven...teach the goons voilin or piano ..iam sure their business is not going good ...ideally the girl whom the guy loves should have been kidnapped ...if they do these kinda things in their dhanda ..then ..khair chodo !
Ab Ram-leela me jise chance mila usse hi uthana parega.😆 Uss chirkut ke samne violin! Usse toh bas Awaz pasand hae.


six...teach them how to make special AKC and HKC MM (a unique dish!)
Kya tu bhi, tharra pinewallo ko AKC


five...write nidhi's name on the wall..again and again .. i mean on the physical wall ..made of bricks and stuff ..not "the wall "

Pehle ABCD likhna to sikh le.


four ..sing a sad song..something like the song aravind sang in the movie roja .. for eg ... mere naina sawan bhado !

Gundo ke sad song goli mar bheje me bheja shor karta hae


three ...give bajrangi n co some fashion tips.. they seriously need wardrobe makeover.. and whos better for that than our stylish sauve ashu ji !

Ashu ke tips se kya hoga, chirkut kuch bhi pahen le chirkut hi rahega.🤢


two...tell them wat a nightmare living with nidhi is ..once BB2 realises nidhi only gives headaches and cc bills ,he would stop trying match fixing !

Bajrangi ko kuch samaajh me aata toh Ashu ko kidnap karte thori .Bhai ke baat sun lete.😡


one..get himself a scar (aarti's idea !)
This is best option. see Deepa is dancing.



Excellent post Deepa. 👏
Edited by koyelbasu - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: jayanti_dj



lucky bajrangi yaar!!is baar toh use top 7 ki nahi,7th option toh woh apni munna ke liye kaise bhi bardaashth karlega!!lekin afta he gets to know bout de 6th one!!

kahegaa munna paglaa gaye ho kya?!!!
agar woh khud hi paglaa gaya hai toh bajrangi

tab munna kahega ek hazaaro mere bhaiyya hai😆






one..get himself a scar (aarti's idea !)

i vote for 1st one yaar😉
yaar kuch toh faayda ho is ashunapping se!!


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Posted: 13 years ago
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Well Deepa, I missed this post till now. Awesome ideas, love one, three and six. Can't pick any favorites but thanks for mentioning my name for one! I feel honored. 😃

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