aaj ke taza samachar[Fun Post]

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Posted: 13 years ago
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chaliye,tumne pukara aur hum chale aaye,ab suniye kgh me aaj kya honewala hai,aur kyon? 1.Ek hafte se lapata honewale BB ji ki khoj jaari hai,shayad himalay me shaanti maangne gaye hai,shivji ke paas[suniye babaji,iss umar me shanti nahi milegi,haa uski dadi milegi] 2.Nidhi ke jane ke baad HK sabji lane jate hai,lekin sabji mandi walo ka kehena hai ki,ashutosh ne mallika ko lift dene ki wajah se mallika se jyada ashutosh se darne lage hai,bhutni ko handle karnewala khud kitna bada ...hoga?aur teen dinse HK khud bahar khana kha rahe hai. Kgh me aaj jalan ki hawa chalegi,nidhi aaj amar ko get well soon ka card denewali hai,aur ashu ko shikayat yeh hai ki do baar main hospital me admit tha,do baar mallika thi,fir bhi nidhi ne hume gws card nahi diya,nidhi ne kahaa,ki 50%discount tab nahi tha card per. Ashutosh ko canteen ko zuth bolneki kadvi saja mil sakti hai,muh se nikal gaya ki karela achha lagta hai,main to jaan chhidakata hoo,jao dalo jaan jokhim me,aur beti aahna baksh do bechare ko,bache ki jaan logi kya. Waise nidhi ji aapki jaankari ke liye bata du,ki amar gangster bajarang ka bhai hai,to hindi proverb ke hisaab se 'Chor Ka Bhai Ghanti Chor'toh jara sambhal lena baki to aapko to bhagwan hi bachaye. Chaliye main to chali,jaan bachi toh lakho paye laut ke buddhut ghar ko aaye.

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Posted: 13 years ago
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Lovely post Alka. I could imagine our newsreaders on the TV reading out these things with a straight face, well trying to, and then collapsing in laughter.
Was the text in bracket to be said in the background by the narrator?
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Thanks for aaj ka samachar.. News reporter-Alka.
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: Malvika_rajeev

Lovely post Alka. I could imagine our newsreaders on the TV reading out these things with a straight face, well trying to, and then collapsing in laughter.

Was the text in bracket to be said in the background by the narrator?

Dr Malvika ji,i always post fun post to make everybody laugh,when the post is sabji the bracket sometime become gravy for sabji.and i think as my hindi loving concern i can express my feelings,and my message more neatly.i love hindi language.
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: ithasme

Thanks for aaj ka samachar.. News reporter-Alka.

thanks ithsame for call me reporter
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Posted: 13 years ago
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🤣 🤣 🤣 Hilarious Alka,...I liked this bit... Kgh me aaj jalan ki hawa chalegi,nidhi aaj amar ko get well soon ka card denewali hai,aur ashu ko shikayat yeh hai ki do baar main hospital me admit tha,do baar mallika thi,fir bhi nidhi ne hume gws card nahi diya,nidhi ne kahaa,ki 50%discount tab nahi tha card per.
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Lovely post Alka. Hilarious. Loved it.
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Alka ji.. kya baat hai.. super reporting 😳
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Alka ji. Hum kya kahe post k bare me.simply superb.thank u.

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