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After 240 kms of its origin, river Gomti enters into Lucknow... This river Goddess meanders about 15 kms inside Lucknow and quenches the thirst of the entire city
I found many reasons to praise this beautiful river...
>>> iske jo age-reverse effects...
---- Suna hai... the secret ingredient of seven effects wala OLAY is none other than...
---- It is said, long ago, once Ashutosh fell into this river, and after three days, he emerged out to be an younger, buoyant and with a killer smile even in the face of the death. Baarah saal tak, Dr Mallika controlled herself somehow , but couldnt control any more after this Gomti makeover... She just lost her 12 years of savings to buy a gift for him and even... (chalo, the less said, the better)
---- about-to-be married girls too fit into school uniforms...
under its effects...>>> yaha ke jo khoobsoorat females (ladkiyon se leke buddhiyon tak)
---- Grand mothers are no more old ones... often they are younger than their damaads...
(ofcourse, koi kadoos janta like BB never bothers to acknowledge😡) ---- Dr. Mallika --
A dignified and beautiful fashion diva (inke sundarta ka raaz... gomti... aur kya)---- Almost all young girls (phoolwali se leke daaktarni tak) are pataake... Dr. Ranganath swears by this...
(ofcourse, married women too are item girls... this time Dr.Ashutosh will swear)---- Even the gaon ki chori like Sushila couldnt help change over to a bomb shell
>>> yeha ke fashion houses and models
---- Obvious bhai, to cater the needs of these beautiful male / females, fashion houses shift their base from Mumbai,
---- fashion designing courses are the first hand choice of the girls... ladkiyaan hate to do medical.. but fashion designing ke classes keliye they go against parents...
---- Doctors might get their hands-on jobs after all kinds of tedious internships... but fashion makers no need to wait...they get jobs even before the completion of the course
---- khoob soorti ka demand is more that even the hospital nurses/ ward boys would like to wear designer-ware... nothing else...
---- What a great incentive more than to have a model 24*7 in front of your eyes as roomie...
( Boys!! do not hesitate to get transfers to Lucknow branches..even it costs you to wash & press your roomie's clothes...worth it..)
>>> yeha ke jo maids (maxis)
---- Oh! Gosh!!! main mar gayi...
. Gabbar Singh might change his dialogue from "yeh, kaunse chakki ke atta khaati hai"... to.. "kaunsa river ki paani peeti hai 
& nahaati hai..." Gomati maiyyaa... tujhe lakh lakh pranaam....
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