Ok! here I am with a post to try and calm the ruffled feathers of my dear soul-mates(oops! friends)😳 who are justifiably upset with the creative explanation flung by KP.(I am basing this post, (don't read FB posts), on all your reactions so no offence to KP fans, if there are any😆)AshShoe
and ShooMal were solemates. They were made out of the same hide. They were sitting on the shelf of a shoe shop for 12 years. Nobody bought them because Log didn't find this pair attractive.
But ShooMal had this fantasy that one day a buyer would come and make AshShoe and ShooMal a pair to die for.
Baba Boots (BB)
who had nurtured AshShoe with a lot of care, thought of them as a possible pair as he hated to see, the dashing and debonair AshShoe wasted on a dusty shelf.
Oneday, a new cheerful, hot and happening NattyNidFlipFlop,
breezed into the shop. AshShoe felt his heart flip-flop over this chirpy bright creation.
ShooMal hated Natty Nid FlipFlopNid and tried everything from pushing her into a corner, to putting her into a hard box.
Nothing worked as AshShoe's strings (laces) were being tugged at by Natty Nid FlipFlop's colourful straps and she had successfully sneaked into AshShoe's sole(soul).
In walked RunnerShoe ( RS), with an innovative concept to market a pair never seen before.
Log
loved this Natty Nid Flip Flop and AwesomeAsh Shoe combo. There were loud protests from Drab Boots (DB) but all was overcome and RS prepared for a grand union.
Just as the sales were hitting a high heel,
ShooMal, desperate to get her AshShoe, plotted and prodded KrazyPumps (KP)
to boot the success of this lead pair. This made KP create a story of 12 years and solemates, much to everyone's disgust.
Tempers along with Temperature rose.
People booted and shooed the idea. 
Yet KP stuck to his boots.
Wait Wait ... All is not lost like Cinderella's glass slippers... 
If AshShoe and ShooMall were made of the same hide, aren't they bootlings, sorry siblings, then they will only remain solemates and never soulmates.
KP decided to hang up his boots and stop puttting his foot into his mouth.
Ash Shoe and Natty NidFlipFlop are the sole soulmates and will remain so.
Edited by waves - 13 years ago