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Arz kiya hain,.
Jinke sar ho good intentions ki chao
Pair ki niche punishment hogi
Chahe criminal ho ya Cruella de Ville
Justified everything if it's Bhaiya or Maiyaa
Chal Chaiya Chaiya Chaiya Chaiya
Chal Chaiya Chaiya Chaiya
Woh Maata hain jo fraud ki tarah,
Jiski niyat choro ki tarah
Rishton ka halwa ghot ke bhi,
Sirf competition mein hain Devi Maiya
Chal Chaiya Chaiya Chaiya Chaiya
Chal Chaiya Chaiya Chaiya
Innocent sa muh banake itraye kabhi
Doosro pe ilzaam bhi lagaye kabhi
Tabeez banake naam jape
Gadhe aise mil jaaye kahin
Jinke sar ho excuse ki chao
Pair ki niche punishment hogi
Self-respect jaaye bhad mein
Sirf naam japo Ishu Maiya...
Chal Chaiya Chaiya Chaiya Chaiya
Chal Chaiya Chaiya Chaiya
EPISODE: The episode starts with Sona tells Dev to go back home. She will call driver. She says that Soha is waiting for him. She is not used to him vanishing like this and neither is she.
Bhaiya and behena stare at each other.
Me: 𤢠Behena, nautanki rehene de naa. Yeh doosri time hain jab Bhaiya bin bataye Mr. India ban gaye.
Waise kaun sa wala driver ready hain tere liye? Jo drive karke laaya tha, woh to teri nautanki se pehle hi khisak liya. Kitne car leke Bhaiya ko dhoond rahee thi?
Radha comes home in total shock. Vicky asks where was she. She says that she saw Dev and Sona hugging. If they don't do anything, then Dev will marry her again and bring her home. Vicky gets worried.
Me: Ok, that means they got divorced. Otherwise who can remarry? Lekin yaar CVs aisa gol gol ghumake rakhha hain ki dimaag ka dahi ban gaya hain.
Anyhoo, Elena calls Sona and asks her if she is coming home because Soha is missing them. Sona says that they are coming.
Elena asks if Dev is with her.
Sona says that he is with her.
Elena further interferes and asks if they got patched up.
Sona says Elena please.
Elena decides to interfere when they come home.
Me: You can't see their annoyed face on phone naa. Adha mazaa to wohi khatam ho jaata hain. Waise Elena, jis din parents ko divorce deneka scheme chalu ho gaya naa, Golu pehle tum dono ko nikal ke bahaar phenk dega. To tu naa pehle apna ghar dekh le.
Soha is sitting on the stairs waiting for her dad (kyunki ab mummy ka no bhav). Golu comes there and teases her. Soha tells him to stop.
Golu says that she won the tug of war by mistake, let's do it again.
She says that she is waiting for her dad. Golu says that then she will have to wait for 7 days because when Bhaiya disappears he doesn't return for 7 days.
But Soha is confident that he promised to be back and he will keep his promise.
Me (*SNORT*): Sure honey. That's why he vanishes.
Anyhoo, Elena comes and says that her mother said that they are on the way.
Soha tells Golu that see? Didn't she say that her father will never break a promise?
Golu gets mad and runs away.
Soha smiles.
Me: Bechare kids. Yeh dono phir se wohi khare hain jahan kabhi Ishwari aur Sona khari thi. Galti tab bhi Dev ki thi, ab bhi usiki hain.
Golu, like Ishwari, thought he had known him longer so he is familiar with his likes and dislikes. He never wants him to change.
And Soha, like Ishwari, thought that she is the person he loves and she knows that he will do some special things for her. She is happy to see him change his past bad habits.
Last time Sona was blamed for not being "understanding" wife. Should we assume that now Soha has to be the "understanding" person being the new person in his life?
Sona and Dev come home in a car with a driver which somehow Sona knew they will need.
She gets down, but Dev is still sitting in the car.
Me: Ab kya? Ho to gaya saari nautanki. Ab jao apni beti ke paas.
Sona asks him to come out. Bhaiya comes out.
Sona tells him to come, Soha is waiting for him. Bhaiya says that he can't come. He can't face her.
Sona says: It's okay. Auntyji is not at home.
Dev says: Not her. I am talking about Suhana. Have you seen her eyes? There is so much truth in there. She thinks that I am world's best dad and me...
Me: Ek minute behena. Tu ruk jaa. Oh hello Bhaiya, here's an advice for you. Grow the .. up. You should have thought of all these before running away. But no. Even now you are behaving like a school boy who doesn't want to face his punishment. Are you frigging serious? Your daughter is waiting for you and you are doing melodrama standing outside?
Sona: You don't have to think anything. She is your daughter. There is no need to explain anything to her.
Me: Haan, waise bhi Soha ko to ab aadat daalna hi padega apne baap ki harkaton ki. After all understanding ki training bachpan mein hi mil jaaye to save chalke easy padega.
Anyhoo, Bhaiya: I left her and went away.
Sona: But you have come back too. When she will see you, she will understand.
Me: Ki uske baap ki emotional maturity kitna hain.
Dev: But I broke her heart and hurt her.
Me: Someone get me a gun. I want to target practice on Bhaiya's head.
Sona: Now you can't give up your courage coming this far. If auntyji was in your place, would she have stopped?
Dev: No.
Sona: Then you can't stop. You are her son. You are Dev Dixit. You can't give up courage coming this far. You are very strong. I know that. I also know how much you can do for your family. Our daughter is waiting for us inside. So let's go.
Me: And Behena's head too. No, seriously. I know you are buttering up Bhaiya because you are desperate. But for God's sake, at least for your daughter, tell him to stop being a drama queen because his daughter is more priority than his nautanki. So get the eff inside.
My goodness. He is whining outside and she is stroking his ego up and down. And the poor girl is waiting for her parents to remember their priorities. Are you ... kidding me? đĄ
Bhaiya smiles satisfied with his ego stroked for now and Soha comes running. She hugs him and asks why did he go away. She had a bad dream that he was lonely. Was he sad? I thought you will break your promise. You promised me that you will never leave me.
Bhaiya stammers: No Suhana. I am just used to be the centre stage all the time. So kabhi kabhi bhav khane ke liye gayab ho jaata hoon. Phir jab sab enough ego stroke karle to wapas aa jaata hoon. It's nothing personal. But you also learn how to stroke a man's ego. Bahut kaam aanewala hain future mein. Aapki mummy ne bhi abhi abhi sikha hain. Pehle sikh leti to hum kabhi alag hote hi nehin. Waise aap jyada mere promises pe believe mat karo. Mera track record sirf unko todne ka hain, rakhne ka nehin.
Me: No, Bhaiya didn't say that. But I wish he had. Correct dialogue below.
Bhaiya stammers illegible garbled..
Sona fills in the blank: Suhana, your papa will never leave you. Now let him rest.
Suhana: You are looking tired (Me: Aur woh drunk jo 4 din se nehin nahaya). You go and rest.
Soha tells Golu that didn't she say that her father will never break a promise? Golu gets angry.
Me: Golu, tu fikar mat kar, darling. Sona ne bhi bahut Ishwari ke saamne brag kiya tha. Lekin Bhaiya ki asliyat sirf Maiya aur tereko pata hain. Soha ko bhi bahut jaldi pata chal jayega.
Elena reminds Soha that she wanted to do something with her parents.
Soha says that it's okay. Her father is tired and he wants to rest.
Bhaiya gets up and goes up.
Golu calls his name from behind. But he was back in la la land. So he doesn't stop.
Golu gets sad.
Me: Poor Golu. Elena, tu Golu ko adoption ke liye de de. Kam se kam bechara aise ghar aur parents ke paas jayega jinko bachhe ki kadar hain. Kyun bechare ka masoom sa bachpan kachra kar rahee hain?
Anyhoo, Sona sat down in front of Soha and says sorry for being late (Me: Kyunki your papa needed his bottles and nappy changed before he can pretend to be a father). What did she want to do?
Soha denies. But Elena encourages her. Then Sona also insists.
Soha then says that she came to know that today was their anniversary and she wanted to do something special for them.
Radha tries to interrupt. But Elena stops her.
Sona says that how does she think so much?
Me: The question is actually WHY does she think so much? And why didn't you clear the situation for her?
Soha says that if this day hadn't happened, she won't have been born and she won't have got the best parents.
Sona says that they are the best parents because she is the best daughter. She is going to call her drunk dad.
Soha tries to stop her. Sona says that if she can do so much for them. They can do something for her too.
Soha says that okay. And also change clothes.
Me: Ho sake to hangover bhi utar ke laana. Waise Soha se jyada enthusiasm to Elena aur behena ka hain. Kaun kis ko apne matlab ke liye use kar raha hain, samajh mein nehin aa raha hain.
At Bose house, Ronita gets a call from her mother.
Her mother tries to instigate her against Asha and Sonakshi. She advises her to get Sonakshi out of there.
Ronita says that she is getting a lot of love and respect from this family and she isn't here to snatch anyone's place, but to make her own space. She tells her to stop instigating her. She hangs up the phone.
Saurabh overhears everything from outside and smiles.
As soon as Ronita hangs up the phone. He comes in and hugs her.
Ronita is pleasantly surprised.
Saurabh says that he is lucky to have her.
They hug.
Me: When a girl is welcomed in her in-laws with open arms and loving heart, no one can break that trust that becomes the foundation of her relationship. But when she is welcomed with taunts and insults, nothing can re-build that rotten start untainted again.
It's up to the in-laws to decide that whether they want a happy family or build a shaky foundation which can crumble any time because they could not respect the new bride?
Anyhoo, Bhaiya goes to Mummy's room and past gareebi scenes in sepia playing in loop.
Bhaiya sat down with their picture (Me: Just him and Maata. Kyunki baki bachhon ka koi picture nehin hain) for another round of poor me whine.
Sonakshi gets dressed and comes to Bhaiya's room. She hears Bhaiya's whine coming from Mummy's den.
Bhaiya: Forgive me, mummy. Do you remember I used to say that I am your shadow. But you used to say no. You are not my shadow, you are my partner. You were wrong Mummy. What kind of partner was I that I could not understand what was in your mind? I used to think that everything was fine. Home, business. But I didn't know that you weren't fine. I wanted to be your support but you never took my support. I wanted to know everything about you. But you never said anything to me. You used to live with this secret inside you. You must have suffered. And what have I given you? Just tears. I couldn't be a good brother, a good husband and nor a good son.
Sona comes and sits down. She touches his back. But Bhaiya doesn't even have a pause in his whine. So he knew that she was around before starting his whine.
Me: Sonakshi andar gayee, outfit change kiya, makeup fix kiya aur tab bhi Bhaiya ki whining khatam nehin hui? Ab Sona wapas aayee to beginning se start kiya kya? He didn't even have a single pause in his whining despite Sona walking in the room, sitting down, touching his back.
Waise Bhaiya, now I get everything. If you were your mother's partner, then no wonder Sonakshi couldn't be your life partner. Kyunki aapki adhi life to Mummy ki thi aur adhi aap ki. To kisiko bhi dene ke liye kya bacha?
Aap achha beta banna chahte ho naa? It's very easy. Aaj se soch lo ki aap ki life mein koi ladki nehin aayegi. Ab Suhana waris hain, to usse to Maiya ko jhelna hi padega. Warna unko kisi aur baby making machine ko laana padega jo woh chahti nehin. Lekin baaki saari ladki off limits from now until she dies. Okay? Lekin please, iss baar naa kisi doosri ladki ko patti padake uska life barbad mat karna.
Bhaiya continues: Please forgive me. But how will you forgive me? In the last 7 years, I didn't come to you, nor shared your pain. How will I forgive myself knowing this? Tell me.
Sona is in tears.
Me: Me too. CVs, kya isi liye bekar leap dikhaya tha taaki leap ke baad wapas first scene of season one se restart karo? Ishwari did a crime long back. At that time, let's admit that she was helpless. But 7 years ago Ishwari did a bigger crime when she destroyed his marriage and Sona had to struggle to raise their daughter. She was not helpless then.
How could you whitewash all of this, CVs? How could you? Does every bad situation wipes out crime? Well then, I grew up in a single parent household. I must be allowed to misbehave with others and get away with murder. Shouldn't I?
Sona: Cry Dev. Cry as much you want today. Because if you don't cry, you will swallow these years as well. You know why? Because you are like your mother.
Me: Behena, thoda kam phenko haan? Haan, hain Bhaiya apni Mummy jaisa nautanki aur whiner. Lekin hum ne kabhi naa to Ishwari ko apni aansoo peete hue dekha naa bhaiya ko. On the contrary, yeh log apni aansoo ka badla doosro se gin gin ke leta hain. If they are not happy, they don't let anyone be happy. To kaunsa aansoo peeti mother-son duo are you talking about?
Maata ne iss liye apni kartoot nehin bataya kyunki unki mahaan image mein black ink phail jayega. Agar sach mein koi achhe selfless kaam se paise mile hote jaise apna jewelry bechke to bol bol ke Bhaiya se uska interest nikalti. Jaise Vicky aur Neha ke time pe nikala tha Sonakshi ko uska aukat dikhane ke liye.
Bhaiya continues his whine some more. Behena strokes his ego a lot more. Woh thoda aur bhav khaye, isne phir bhi kaan ke neeche do nehin bajayi.
I got annoyed some more. Tomorrow Ananya's prediction seems the way to go.
Finally, Bhaiya goes down and Soha completes her ego stroking. Bhaiya hugs her. They party and celebrate non-existant marriage ki anniversary.
PRECAP: Tomorrow Bheje ka Bhajiya (Thanks to Ananya) featuring Bhaiya aur behena.
Bhaiya: Whatever happened today was very special to me. For a moment I felt that we never got separated.
Sona (coy pout): Is it not enough that you are here and I am here and because of us our families are happy?
Me: Kaun si family happy behena? Jiske happy hone se actually tum logo ka nautanki matter karega, woh to definitely happy nehin hoegi. Aur hum sabko Bhaiya ki palti pata hain. Ab to extra devotion ka bonus bhi added hain. To behena aap naa pakalo apna khayali pulao. Us pe Maataji thookne aa rahee hain bahut jaldi.
Bhaiya is equally coy since he got enough attention: It will take time, but we will understand each other.
Behena gives her hand for handshake, Bhaiya sidha "aa gale lag jaa"...
Bhaiya feels awkward. Behena is surprised.
Me: Or aa bail mujhe phir se maar. Depends on how you see it.
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