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I will only say one thing today.
Hathi ke daant aur Dickshits ke aukat mein kya similarity hain?
Dono khane ke aur hain aur dikhane ke aur...
EPISODE: The episode starts with Dev seeing 5 missed calls from Sona. He thinks Suhana must had been waiting for him.
He reaches Bose house. Sona comes out and asks: Where did you go?
He says: I went out.
Sona: I called you so many times. Why didn't you pick up?
Dev (sarcastically): I don't like loud voices.
Sona: Listen. This is not about me. This is about Soha. She kept asking about you. How can you be so irresponsible? I said sorry. But you still didn't care. You have so much ego. You just went somewhere. You did it deliberately, right? To give us trouble?
Dev: Again that irritating voice.
Sona: Shut up. Just answer to what I asked.
Dev: When you let me say then I will speak naa. I went to Golu. He was angry with me after Haldi. So I had to go. My phone was silent so I didn't see your missed calls. Even after you said sorry, you again got started.
He starts to go.
Sonakshi is still standing there.
He turns back: What are you doing here? You want to bother the whole neighbourhood with your irritating voice? Come inside.
Sonakshi makes faces: Mr. Obhodro.
Me: Meh... I honestly don't see neither love nor chemistry between them. All I see is two people who never leave any chance to put one another down but are still living together for whatever reason. I'd like to know, what good is that force-fed relationship?
At Dixit house, Vicky and Radha plot to get Sona and Soha out of Dixit house. They plan to turn Golu against Dev.
Me: Aastin ka saanp to kabhi na kabhi dasega hi, Dev Bhaiya. Aur lagao gale. Sona ko family ke baare mein lecture de rahe the naa? Ab dikhega kiski family kitne paani mein hain...
Soha and Dev are playing board game and Saurabh comes there.
Soha asks him to play with them. But Saurabh came to talk to Dev alone.
They go out.
Saurabh says: It's wedding naa. So I want Ronita to look the best bride. When it comes to style, I can only trust one person.
Me: Hain? Bhaiya ne kya beauty parlour kholke rakhha hain? Ab kaun sa contacts chahiye aapko, daada?
Bhaiya is super pleased: I know my style is awesome.
Me: Hum jaante hain Bhaiya ki aap aajkal hairstyle bhi ladkiyon ka kar rahe ho with your ponytail and choti, lekin aap abhi bhi ladki to nehin bane. I think. I guess. Did he?
Saurabh: Hello? I am not talking about you.
Bhaiya: Then who?
Saurabh: Sona.
Bhaiya: Are you serious? Sonakshi?
Saurabh: Don't be mean, huh. We both know that Sonakshi's style is awesome. Now go and talk to her, ok?
Bhaiya: Then why did you come to me?
Me: Haan. Main bhi yehin soch rahee thi. Aise ghumake naak kaun pakadta hain, Daada?
Saurabh: You got older, but you didn't get older???? (Aap bade ho gaye, lekin aap bade nehin ho gaye)
Me: Matlab?
Saurabh: Sona is my little sister. I will go and tell her that go prepare my bride, how'd that look? Won't it look weird?
Me: Ummm... Nope. Why would it look weird?
However, the fact that you didn't ask Jatin, your childhood friend, whom Sona listens to instead of Bhaiya, whom Sona hates, is even more weird. As in logic gayee tel lene kind of weird.
Anyhoo, Saurabh forcefully sends Dev out to talk to Sona (that is if they speak as oppose to argue).
He comes to Sona's room and sees she is working on laptop.
He swaggers to the dresser and leans against it to stare at her.
Sonakshi turns and looks at him: Do you want something?
He gestures no.
She goes back to work, but Bhaiya is staring.
Sonakshi turns back to him again: What? Do you want to say something?
He says: Nothing.
She asks irritatedly: Then why are you staring at me?
Dev: Oh, so that's why you walk around looking so boring.
Sona: Boring and me?
Dev: Actually you are not that boring or look that bad.
Sona: I am neither boring nor I look bad. I have no problem that anyone looks at me. I just have problem with you staring at me because your stare is bad (points finger at Dev).
Dev (grabs her pointing finger): You didn't use to think my stare was bad before.
*Sprinkle some forceful eye lock here*
Sona: And you didn't use to think I am boring or ugly before.
Me: Bhaiya, Didi. Dimaag ka mango yoghurt mat karo. If you want to hop onto the bed, do so and get it out of your system. If you hate each other, to ek doosre ko taang maarna bandh karo ya ignore karo.
Kyunki yeh jo aap dono haathi ke daant ka panja ladate rehte ho naa, isse mere dimaag ka nimboo achaar ban raha hain... Extra spicy with added temper.
*Sprinkle some more forceful eye lock there*
Sona breaks the eyelock and sits down to work again. Bhaiya is smiling. He is happy to rattle her cage.
Sona: Whatever you have to say, say it. How long will you be smiling at my back?
Bhaiya grabs a chair and sits down: How did you know I have to say something?
Sona: I just know. Speak.
Dev: Do you intend to look hot at Saurabh's wedding or you intend to look this boring?
Sona smiles: I think you are still hungover. Get out.
She drags him out of the chair to throw him out.
Bhaiya: Okay okay. I am telling you. Saurabh wants you to get Ronita prepared for her wedding. Apparently she likes your dressing sense.
Sonakshi is all smiles: Awww... Really...
Bhaiya: Really. I was just telling him please check your eyes, bro.
Sonakshi: Just shut up okay? And Daada could have told me this directly. Why did he send you?
Me: Good question. Dekha? Dekha? Sonakshi didi bhi confused hain. Pata chale to let me know, haan behena. Mere ko yeh ulte pao mandir jaane ki logic samajh nehin aati. Main hamesha sidhi raaste pe chalti hoon.
Dev: How would I know? He must have been feeling shy.
Sona: What was the need for so much drama for this tiny little request? You could not have said it straight?
Dev (smouldering voice like Finn *Hint: Rapunzel*): I have so much fun annoying you. How could I let this chance go?
Me: Yep, little boys behave the exact same way. Jo ladki achhi lage uski choti kursi se baandh do. I mean she will hate you forever. But hey, notice to kiya.
Asha comes in: Oh Dev... Toodles. I was looking for you everywhere.
(She didn't say it like that. But it certainly sounded like that to me).
Dev (all missing charms and adoration on his face in seconds): My favourite Bose girl, what can I do for you?
Sonakshi rolls her eyes behind him.
Me: Yeah, me too behena. Kyunki hum dono ko pata hain yeh statement ya yeh attitude, Mummy aate hi vanish ho jaani hain.
Asha is all flattered and blushing: Chup (in mock anger). Actually, I have to go out. Would you go to caterer to give final order?
Dev: Of course, I will go. I can do anything for you.*
*Conditions apply subject to pre-existing restraints set by Mummy.
Bijoy comes there: Why would you go?
Dev raises eyebrow and Asha makes faces.
Bijoy remembers the truce so tune change: I mean why would he has to go? He is vegetarian and in our Bengali wedding, non-vegetarian dishes get prepared. I think Soha aur Saurabh should go. But if Dev insists he can go. He is our guest.
Sonakshi and Asha are both shocked.
Me: Babaaa... Kya sixer maara googly pe. Achhi training mili hain Bhaiya se. Ab bas mukhda calm rakhho aur nazar tez rakhho. Ek bhi step galat hua, to Bhaiya ki ulta latka dena. I will help you.
Bijoy is reading newspaper at his room. Asha comes with a handful of clothes and dumps it on the bed in front of him.
She is folding the clothes and staring at Bijoy.
Bijoy: What now? Did the doctor ban me from reading newspaper too?
Asha asks: What's going on?
Bijoy replies: Nothing is going on. Whatever is going on has now stopped. I just want peace now.
Asha: I don't believe you. You must have something cooking between the two of you that you are hiding from us.
Me: Awww... You felt bad Asha? But don't worry. Now the scale is balanced. You see,
Bhaiya + You + Ronita's mother's secret = Bijoy is the fool
Bhaiya + Bijoy + Their secret pact = You are the fool
Jaise aap Bijoy ko sab kuch batana jaroori nehin samajhte, aapko bhi sab kuch batana jaroori to nehin hain naa.
Bijoy: When we were fighting you had problem. Now we are not fighting, you still have problem. Look, Asha. I finally realised that Dev is here for Soha. And he is here temporarily, so I should not have any problem with him. And you were right. We should support them. Now shall I read paper?
Asha makes faces.
Me: You see, Asha. You are used to be in everything Bijoy says and does. When one gesture of him isn't making sense, which is not even a big thing, you are trying to get to the bottom of this. But you don't return the same favour.
Dev comes to the kitchen and tells Asha that he is going to the caterer. Asha asks if everything is all right.
Dev says: Everything is fine. I went to meet Golu. After getting scolded by Bijoy, his mood was a little off. He didn't even call me. So went to meet him.
Asha smiles: You love Golu very much, right?
Dev: Yes. This past 7 years I could spend with his support. He was my reason to smile.
Sometimes I think, what would have happened to me if Golu wasn't there. Sometimes I also used to think, if I was living like that, how Sonakshi would have been managing. But Sonakshi had Suhana.
Asha is sad. Dev smiles: I am going.
Me: What dhakosle, Bhaiya. Aap jaisa double dholki to Mamaji bhi nehin ban sakte. Poora time Sonakshi ko gaali di aur uske mummy ke saamne nautanki?
Honestly, chor bazaar mein bhi itna nakli maal nehin hota.
Gunni is working in the kitchen. Asha runs and grabs Gunni to do something.
Sona is talking to Ronita on the phone: Yes, I am running a little late. But I am coming. Yes, I will bring everything. Yes, even I am excited.
Asha comes to Sona: Sona, why didn't lighting people come? And where is the decorator? Take this list and check it.
Sonakshi thinks: There are so much to do. I have to go to Ronita's house and get her ready which will take time, there are things to do here and how can I leave Maa alone here?
Me: Aap log itne bhikhari kyun ho? Shaadi ka ghar hain, lekin koi nehin hain gharwalon ko chorke. Jatin bhi lagta hain bhaag gaya. Kisine extra help hire nehin kiya aur jinko bhi hire kiya saare nikamme. Baki log office ke logon ko bula lete hain, lekin aaj kal Paro bhi apne Devdas ke saath bhaag gayee lagta hain. Honestly, aur kuch nehin aata to thoda paisa kharch karke wedding planner hi bula lete? Saare ke saare kanjus log.
Apni shaadi mein itna kharcha kiya jab middle class the. Aur ab crorepati ban gaye hain lekin bhai ki shaadi mein than than gopal.
She looks up and sees Bhaiya with pony dancing while tying curtains with headphone in his ears.
She first calls him which obviously he doesn't hear. Then she grabs Bhaiya and turns him around *insert extra leftover eyelock kyunki Behena ka curtain top suhana lage*.
He asks: What happened?
She hands over the list: Here is today's to-do list. I am going to Ronita's home to get her ready. So I won't be able to do all that. So could you please?
Dev: Yes, of course. It will take one minute.
He writes Not on the list: To-do list's not to-do list. There. It's done. Simple.
Sona: I should have known earlier that asking help from you is useless.
Dev: Of course, you should have known. See, this is my last day here. So I know that if I make any mistake, you will make mountain out of it. So it's better naa that I do no work. Even I want that my last day here is more in peace.
In fact, I also should make my own To-do list, naa. Not to-do list. (Writes on the paper) Talk to Sonakshi Bose. Not to-do list. He hands the list back to Sonakshi along with the pen.
Now only few hours are left. Then neither you will have your home, nor your house rules. You will be going to my house. There my rules will apply. You won't have any say there. I am very excited. All the best to you.
He leaves.
Me: Sonakshi, did you think jerks really change? Did you think just because he is pretending to be a decent guy in front of everyone of your family member, he is actually a decent guy? Please girl, keep your brain moving and stop borrowing your mother's ideas because they never worked for you. Because remember, your mother had Bijoy and you are facing the king of jerks - Dev Dickshit.
And Bhaiya, aap to aise bol rahe ho jaise aap ke ghar mein pehle Sonakshi ki chalti thi. To aap naa yeh dhamkiyan apne jeb mein daalo. Kyunki yeh chaar din ki chandni nehin hain. Aapke ghar ka sair karke aapko wapas yehin aana hain. Aur jitna aukat aapki wahan dikhegi, utna movie idhar bhi bajega. Sasural kya hota hain, woh sasurji dikha denge aap ko.
Aur aap phenk rahe the ki aapko Sonakshi ki fikar hoti thi. Yeh sab nautanki naa kisi aur ko dikhana.
Aapki aukat padne mein humko jyada time nehin lagta. Kyunki jyada der chupti nehin hain.
Here Saurabh is nervous. Dev is trying to calm him down.
There Ronita is nervous and Sonakshi is trying to calm her down.
Me: Saurabh and Ronita are looking cutest roly-poly couple. Sona did a great job dressing her up.
Dev tells Saurabh: It's normal to be tensed because we ourselves make this relationship. And I have seen you two. You have understanding and love for each other. And the biggest thing is that your families have also accepted this relationship. Then what stress?
Sonakshi to Ronita: The biggest thing in the relationship is trust. Never lie to each other. Because lie is the kind of virus that makes a relationship hollow. Never let the trust between you break. Because that's where problem starts.
Me: This is an important scene. Both talked about their priorities to the new soon-to-be couple. For Dev, the priority was acceptance from his family and for Sonakshi, it was trust which can only come from truth. Their priorities never matched and still doesn't. Because Dev still only cares about his family and Sonakshi still values truth over Dev's many lies. As I said, totally incompatible.
Sona tries to cheer up Ronita: Look how beautiful you are looking. When Dada sees you, he will faint.
Ronita giggles: Really?
Sona smiles: Really.
Saurabh asks Dev: If you know everything, understand everything, then why you couldn't save your relationship with Sona? Would you ever be able to forgive each other?
Dev is silent.
Me: Allow me to answer, Dada. Because Mummy cracked the whip and Bhaiya had to dance.
Ronita asks Sona: So did you two also forgave each other?
Sonakshi is silent.
Saurabh also asked the same question.
Me: Also allow me to answer. They would have if the new offences did not keep piling up over old ones.
Bijoy is alone in his room where Asha comes. He asks him to hurry up.
Bijoy says: I am feeling restless. Today one daughter is coming home and tomorrow we will say goodbye to two more daughters. I don't want them to go.
Asha: They are not going for forever. They are going for just one week.
Bijoy: But Asha, when did Soha went away for longer than a day from us? I got used to that child. I don't want to give away my daughter again.
Me: Bijoy, what you are not saying to Asha is that you don't want to give away your daughter to Dev again. Because you were fine giving her away to Jatin.
But I can understand your worry. You have seen what kind of jerk Dev can be which Asha never sees or ignores. So your worry for your daughter is completely normal.
Asha squeezes his cheek: You sometimes talk such a way that.
Bijoy: What?
Asha: My anger just goes down. Let's go.
Bijoy: Let's go.
Me: I used to find their connection one of the iconic connection. But these days Asha is looking fake to me. Sorry, I have lost all feelings for her. On the other hand, I am feeling bad for Bijoy who is going through stress for his daughter. And they are perfectly valid because he knows Bhaiya's real face.
The wedding is going on. Bhaiya comes down and sees Jatin and Dida are welcoming guests.
Asha comes and takes Dida with her. Jatin continues welcoming people.
Bhaiya walks to Jatin. He says that he wants to talk to him.
Jatin is surprised: To me?
Dev signals with his eye to come out. Jatin comes out.
Dev is leaning against a car and drinking alcohol. Jatin comes out. Dev offers him alcohol. Jatin refuses: No thanks.
Dev: Consider this home as yours... Well, you consider this home as yours anyway. You are very lucky. You got everything without doing anything.
Me: Oh yes. He got everything without doing anything except treat people decently, loving them, being with them and respecting them. These are nothing in your book, I know Bhaiya. But apparently, Boses value them as much your family values money. I know. Weird people, right?
Jatin: Dev, this is Saurabh's wedding and I came for him. Why are you talking in circles?
Dev: Okay all right. Let's talk clearly. When you are around my daughter, I don't like it. Now see, you spent last six years with him and in those six years, I didn't even get one day. So you are lucky naa.
Me: So, whose fault is that? Why aren't you whining in front of your mother? What Jatin got to do with your eff-ed up life?
Jatin touches him: Dev, you are somewhat a good person. You are a little mad, but you have a good heart. That's why Suhana accepted you so fast. Now because Suhana accepted you, I will tolerate all of your madness.
Me: My God. Could these two people be any more example of gentleman and jerk?
Let's see here.
Jatin > Not a biological father. But loves Suhana so much that he is willing to tolerate her rude father for her sake. He is willing to let Soha go and be happy than deprive her of her happiness. The very definition of selfless.
Bhaiya > Is a biological father. But so selfish in his love that instead of being grateful to the man who had been loving and protecting Suhana for so long when thanks to his mother dearest he was drowning in alcohol and random women, he is being an ass to him... The very definition of selfish.
People, meet future Bijoy and future Ishwari. I hope I don't have to explain who is which one.
Dev: But you are perfect naa. You are that person who tells people their faults, shows people their madness. No doubt you and Sonakshi are best friends. But I came here to tell you that tomorrow Sonakshi and Soha are coming to my house and there no one is allowed from Bose family. And because my dear ex father-in-law thinks of you as family, so this rule applies to you as well. I hope you understand.
Me: Bhaiya, let me clarify certain holes here. The reason Sonakshi and Jatin are best friends is because they both respect and trust each other. So when each of them point out certain things, they listen.
None of them are perfect. But they are compatible. You and Sona are not.
Now as per your logic, since Bijoy THINKS of Jatin as family member, the rules apply to him too. Yet, Elena IS a Dickshit family member, yet you brought her to Saurabh's haldi as your friend on whom apparently, your own rules doesn't apply.
See how you break your own rules just like your mother? Really, I should be used to your hypocrisy by now, no?
Jatin smiles.
Dev: Did I say anything funny?
Jatin: No. You want to spend time with your daughter? You will get that time. I won't disturb you. I am sure you will take good care of Suhana. Make the most of it. Should we go in?
Me (Clapping madly): OMG... What a class act in front of a crass act. Jatin, you are a gentleman and a class act through and through. What a lucky woman your wife was and how unlucky to have to leave you behind. My goodness, every woman deserves you. Talk about in your face grand slam!!! Even you impressed Bhaiya. Bhaiya, take training from Jatin how to be a man. Because it seems your mother only raised you up to a whiny brat.
The wedding is going on. Ronita tells Saurabh that he was getting nervous. Saurabh tells Ronita the same.
Ronita tells him that Sonakshi helped her and Saurabh tells her that Dev helped him.
Me: Looks like Ronita is following Sonakshi's advice to always be truthful to one's spouse. Good job, Ronita. At least you won't have the same fate as Sonakshi did.
Jatin jokes with them. Ronita's mother's face is serious. Asha looks at her and turns away.
Dev and Sona stand behind Saurabh and Ronita. They start remembering their wedding, but not the taana part. Just the rituals without running regressive commentary from Dadi Bua and Radha. Otherwise potential romantic scene nehin banega naa.
Kyunki hain to dono Bengali wedding. But in that wedding, the in-laws were not welcoming a daughter as Bijoy mentioned, they were letting their son's new toy enter their threshold.
The in-laws were not trying to respect each other's space, but were busy finding faults in the arrangement.
There is no taunts for the bride to show her what is awaiting her there.
How can they be similar without muted sound and only happy portions (however many there were).
Anyways, Sonakshi leaves from there. Dev follows.
He comes to her: Sonakshi, you were thinking of our wedding naa?
Sonakshi looks at him seriously.
Me: Bhaiya, let me make this clear. Sonakshi went away. Which means she wants to be left alone. That usually means for people who are generally jerks to them to back the eff off. But nope. You don't give a damn about what they want. When you want to be left alone, you expect your wish to be respected. But when you want to annoy someone, you never give a damn about anyone else.
As I said, the fake decency you show in front of idiots like Asha, Soha, Ronita and Saurabh, Sona and Bijoy already can see through it.
So take it elsewhere.
PRECAP: At 12 o'clock, Dev is sitting on the stairs with his bag. He says: Sonakshi Bose, your good times are over and bad time has started.
He comes and wakes up Sonakshi poking her with a stick like something.
Sonakshi asks: Why did you switch on the light now?
He says that it's time to go to his house.
Sonakshi: Are you mad? What's the need to go now?
Dev: My time has started so we have to go now.
Sonakshi looks at him disgusted/shocked.
Me: Sonakshi, you are an idiot. But I can handle asses like Bhaiya just fine. Let me tell you what you should have said.
1. What kind of father wakes up their daughter in the middle of the night so that they can play sadistic games with their ex-wife?
Yes, him. The jerk Dickshit himself.
I wonder if Asha will ask Dev that question. But then, I have no hopes from her. More than likely, she will tell Sonakshi to jump when he cracks the whip so that she can show tolerance for jerks.
2. He didn't arrive at midnight. He arrived at the most late morning. So since his time didn't start from midnight, her times doesn't start then either.
But then these are talks about equality which is *gasp* synonym with the F word. You know, the one which is worse than the four letter F word. Feminism. How will people like Bhaiya understand the concept?
In fact, that's why he had to warn Jatin away. After all, if Jatin is there, Sonakshi will have a solid support. Then the proper victim torture pleasure won't come naa. That's why he needs to isolate the victim so that he can enjoy inflicting pain.
Kuch Rang Sadism ke Aise Bhi!!!
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was so cool with him but dev is ishwari son so he showed his childishness 
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