Originally posted by: ---Andromeda---
Let's fast forward the story.Dev's master plan succeeds.Soha comes to Ishwari Niwas.Sona too tags along.He is happy.Ishwari is happy.Now Dev spent his entire day worshipping his mother and pampering Soha.Sometimes he made use of his romantic plot device Sonakshi.
18 years later
24 year old Soha enters the house.DevIsh have tears of happiness in their eyes.Sona is standing in a corner with a smile.
Dev:Suhana!! My child!! Mere jigar ka tukda.
Ishwari:Suhana meri bacchi!! Meri waaris.My marble doll.
Soha:Mom,Dad,Dadi.I wish to introduce you all to someone.I am in love
Dev:Kya????
Ishwari:Kya?? Kab?? Kaise?? Kyun??
Soha:Chill guys!! Pyaar hi toh hua hai mujhe.Anyway meet the love of my life,Shivansh Khurana.Come in Shivansh!!
A 6 feet tall man entered the room.He had a handsome,chiselled face with light brown eyes.He looked no less than a Greek God.
Shivansh:Hello Uncle,Aunty,Granny!! My name is Shivansh.I am here to marry Suhana.We love each other.We have decided to spend the rest of our lives with each other.
Ishwari:Aise kaise tum Suhana se shaadi kar sakte ho??Say something Dev!!
Dev:Hhaan!! Suhana meri beti hai!! Mera ansh hai.Mera khoon hai!! Yeh mera ghar hai.My house.My rules.
Shivansh:Oye uncle!! Thand rakho.Maine kab kahaan ki yeh tumhara ghar nahi hai ya Suhana tumhari beti nahin hai.Mujhe uska pati banna hai bhai.Baap aap hi bane raho.
Ishwari:(Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho ho)
Dev:(looks as if he has been kicked in the ass)
Suhana:Guys I guess we should sit and talk.Then Shivansh can know you all properly and vice versa.
Dev (Chest inflated):So what do you do?? Tumhare parents kya karte hain??
Shivansh:Uncle pehle apni balloon jaisi chaati se hawa nikalo.Phir batata hoon.
Dev:(face looks like stale black currant icecream)
Ishwari:(Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho)
Shivansh:Anyway we have businesses in real estate,hotels and constructions.My grandfather started this business,my father consolidated it and I am taking it to greater heights.
Dev(smirking):Hmph!!! Ameer baap ki bigdi hui aulaad!! Mehnat kya hoti hai,struggle kya hota hai,isko kya pata??
Shivansh:Yup!! I am not a self made man.My father has given me a base.But let me tell you one thing Mr Dixit.Achieving success is difficult but maintaining it is even more difficult.Our family has stood as a unit.Thats why we have been able to maintain this success.
Today we own three bungalows in the Lutyens Bungalow Zone in Delhi which is definitely better than your jhompar patti Ishwari Niwas.
Dev:(getting red like a tomato)
Ishwari:Umm beta kya khaoge?? Maine besan halwa banaya hai.
Shivansh:Butter chicken,butter naan with beer to go.
DevIsh:KYA!!!!!!(Ho Ho Ho Ho remixed version)
Suhana:Of course Dad and Dadi.He is Punjabi.Inke yahaan toh chicken aur Daaru har koi leta hai.
Dev:Suhana!!!! Tum iss ladke se phir kabhi nahi milogi!!! Bhool jaao isse!!!
Shivansh:O Mr Dixit!! Aapki baat sunn kaun raha hai?? This was a mere formality.Waise bhi main Sonakshi Maa se aashirwaad le chuka hoon.Soha told me how her mother raised her all alone.I salute such women.Mere liye inki blessings kaafi hai.Moreover I love Suhana.I will marry her and I dare you to stop me from doing so.
Ishwari:Maine kaha tha na Dev!! Yeh sab Sonakshi ki wajah se hua hai.Kyun laage tum isko waapas??
Dev:SONAKSHI!!! How dare you put your independent,feminist thoughts in my daughter's mind??? How dare you turn a daughter against her own father??Tum jaisi feminist auraton ki yahi problem hai.Na acchi bahu ban paayi,na acchi biwi aur na acchi maa.
Shivansh (walks up to Dev) and faces him.
SLAP!!!
Shivansh:This is for insulting a woman.
SLAP!!!
Shivansh:This is for insulting my future wife's mother.
SLAP!!!
Shivansh:And this is for uttering a word like feminist from your dirty mouth.
Suhana:Dad!! Shivansh is right.This is all your fault.Lets go Shivansh.Mom,you come with us too.
Sonakshi:I am happy for you Soha.You have selected the right guy.
Shivansh:And we are happy that you are happy mom.Lets go.
(Looking at DevIsh)
And you two!! Agar aaj ke baad meri Soha ya meri MIL ke aas paas bhi mandraye toh I swear Gadhe par bitha kar moo kaala karwake Delhi tour karwaunga.
Sonakshi leaves with Soha and Shivansh.
Dev(crying):Maa!!! Hum lut gaye!!! Barbaad hogaye!!
Ishwari:(Ho,Ho,Ho,Ho,Ho,Ho slow version)