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Ookay, so today's episode is dedicated to the top TRP show - Naagin.
As usual there is Bonfire. Delhi's temperature right now is 19 degree with 39% humidity. That means feels like more than 19 degree. Us mein bonfire aur us mein Dev babu ki hotness jis mein Mummys are hyperventilating. Phir bhi no sweat?
Anyhoo, let me lock my brain again with its own supply of pepsi.
Let's begin.
Maami and Vicky brings Sapera and asks him to let loose non-poisonous naagin. Because they don't wanna kill anyone.
Me: Arre? To snake charmer ki kya jaroorat hain? Maami hain naa. Ussi ko chod do Dev ke upar.
The snake charmer releases snake. Maami and Vicky ask him how does he know which snake is poisonous and which one is not. He says that he puts coloured dots to distinguish the boxes containing harmless and poisonous snakes. Then he checks and finds out that he let loose the poisonous one. Maami and Vicky get worried for Golu.
Me: Ee leo. Vicky, the duffer, hamesha incompetent logon ko hire karta hain. Snake charmer bhi hire kiya to colour blind. Aur hogi kyun naa? Khud hi incompetent hain. Ek strategy tak sahi nehin bana sakta aur chala hain Dev ka paisa lootne. Gadha kahika. Chullu bhar paani mein dub mar villain ke naam pe kalank. Ishwari ko dekh. Aisi zahreeli naagin hain ki apne hi bachhe ko das liya.
Anyhoo, the game begins. The kids on one team and the adults on another.
First Golu gets the chits. He enacts and Soha guesses correctly. No one cares that movie name. Bhai-Behen ka pyaar not important.
Then Dev gets his turn and of course the father is cheering for the guy the mummy's are hyperventilating. Jitna mummys fida on Bhaiya, usse jyada to Daddys are doing cheerleading for Bhaiyaji.
They totally skipped the next movie for Golu and Soha. Anyways, they are not important.
Then Sona gets the chit with *surprise surprise* I love you written on it.
Me: Thanks to adoremevirago for sharing the dhasu movie link with me. I also returned the favour and ruined the episode of Deeps and whoever reads her post. Aisi movie hain ki Silsila, Lamhe, Kabhi Kabhi se pehle iss movie ka naam aata hain... Bhai wah!!!
Sona doesn't want to enact. Dev offers to act for her but that's cheating so no one let's him. Because otherwise bachha party gets one point lead. Kyunki ek point, ek point aadmi ko XXX bana deta hain...
Sona reluctantly makes sign for three words and just points to her and Dev says, I love you. And Sona excitedly says, "Yes, I love you." The same aunties in extremely loud voice talks about Bhaiya's hotness and his connection with Behena. They feel awkward. Mummy Daddy get thrills and chills. I get them too, just before I get nausea.
Me: Kya sanskari parents hain. Bachhe log biology lesson ke liye taliya...
Idhar Saurabh proposes Ronita very sweetly. She says that she already said yes. Saurabh said she did. But he wants to know if she accepts him on her own.
Me: Awww... So cute. Reminds me of my proposals. Since I got married twice (once in 2012 and once in 2014) to the same man, my husband proposed me twice in the same place he proposed to me the first time. Even today, Kelowna is my favourite place.
Later Soha and Sona and Dev and Golu have heart to heart talk.
Golu is upset on the aunties who are flirting with Dev.
Dev says so what? Like hi to karti hain.
Me: Haan bhai. He laus adoration. Mummy ne bachpan se exclusive fawning ki aadat jo daali hui hain. Jo kameeni wife ne carry on nehin kiya.
Golu says that he is angry because BigChi might feel bad.
Dev says that she doesn't care.
Me: Haan bhai. Apne hotel mein jo raas leela dikha diya. Ab bas fawning pe care karke kya faida.
Golu says, but what will Suhaana think? Won't she get bad impression of her father?
Me: Golu, I can't believe you are product of Dixit family. You are a sensitive, caring and loyal Bose through and through. Let me give you a hug my darling. Ek 6 saal ke bachhe ko ek 30 plus adult ko realise karwana pada ki har kisiki reputation uske action pe depend karta hain. Jo nazara Golu dekhne mein used to hain, woh Suhana dekh rahee hain aur apna impression bana rahee hain. What a smart kid. đ
Bhaiya, chullu bhar paani doon? Doobki lagane ke liye?
Golu asks Dev if he loves BigChi. Bhaiya says that he hates her because she kept Soha away from him - yadi yadi yada.
Me: Arre, koi danda le aao. Mujhe inke sar pe maarna hain. Maine kahan tha naa, ki apni aur apni mummy ki galti conveniently wipe out kar diya dimaag se?
Golu says that if he hates her, then he hates Sona too.
Dev says that not to hate her for him. Whatever problem they have is between them. But she is his aunt. He should not hate her.
Golu says okay.
Me: Humm... I wonder had Sona went to Soha who only knew her mother all these years (like Golu knows Dev) and told in front of her that she hates Dev and Soha responded that she hates him too, she'd have got roasted extra crisp. Even if Sona had later told Soha otherwise, I am sure she'd get blamed for poisoning Soha's mind against her father.
But Bhaiya is innocent bachha, man ka sachha...
To woh jo bhi karen woh achcha...
Chahe bigade kisi aur ka bachha...
Soha asks why she didn't continue to play? Sona said that she didn't want to play anymore.
Soha tries to probe if her mother and her father got a secret code for I love you. Sona says no. They don't have.
Soha tries harder and asks if Sona can say I love you to Dev if she has to. You know in emergency situation.
Sona makes it clear that they will never get together again. But she also says that if Soha gets both her parents love, then she will be happiest even if they are not together.
Soha understands completely. She says that Sona is the best mother in the world.
Me: I agree. She always puts you first, my dear. Your father should be jealous of you. You got a far better mother than he was saddled with.
Lekin, Sona darling,
Bachhe ko itna confuse mat karo yaar.
Pehle lo apna attitude sudhar.
Agar ex pe itna bheja fry karoge
To apni smart beti ko kya ghanta samjhaoge...
Here Vicky and Radha hyperventilating (not like Mummys, but like we do when Ishwari starts cooking Halwa)...
Anyways, they come to room. Sona goes to change her clothes. When she comes back, she sees snake.
Me: Of course. Chutta saanp jungle kyun bhagega? Woh toh room mein AC ka hawa khane ghusega. Aur woh bhi chun chun ke Soha ke room mein.
Darwaza aur telepathic connection khula rakhiyo,
Superman, salman ka fan aate hi honge.
Sona shields Soha's mouth and runs out and closes the door.
Here Golu asks Dev what did he do? (Me: Golu thinks like us. Hamara bhi pehla question, Bhaiya tune iss baar kaun sa kand kiya re? I mean iss baar to video evidence hain ki Bhaiya ne kuch nehin kiya. Unlike Bhaiya, hamaari selective memory nehin hain.)
Dev says he didn't do anything. Golu asks then why did Soha scream? Dev gets surprised and comes out where Sonakshi had gathered everyone. Dev asked what happened?
Soha says that their room has snake. Dev gets shocked.
Precap: Dev is getting panic attack. Soha wonders what happened to superman. Sona describes the concept of kryptonite a.k.a bin bajati hui naagin. Amma Amma Logic...
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