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Posted: 8 years ago
#31
Thank you. Yeah, we are bored with same complaints. So now we have moved to solutions. Since Dev and Sona have 3 minutes, we are thinking what can be done in 3 minutes. Feel free to pitch in with suggestions. I suggested making Maggi noodles and serving on the plate. Tag, you are it.

Originally posted by: .Neela.


OMG..this is hilarious

🤣🤣🤣

You girls are on a roll !!!!!!!!

See what dysfunctional CVs bring out? Lots of creativity from the fans 👏

How long can you make outrageous & frustration expressing posts?

Tia...good one as always, carry on 👍🏼

Edited by tia.o - 8 years ago
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Posted: 8 years ago
#32
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Originally posted by: tia.o

Chalo. Phir to mil gaya Ishwari ko return gift. Uski to dil ki murad thi Dev ne apne biwi ko kya gift kiya woh dekhne ki. Lo dekh liya. Phir woh kal phir se gussa karegi. Phir Dev Mamaji ke paas jayega. Mamaji game of thrones ki kahani sunayenge jahan sab chalta hain. Phir Dev jaake apni mummy ko promise karega ki ab se woh kabhi Sona ko sexy lingerie gift nehin karega. Sab kuch sirf Mummy ke liye. Ishwari sad face karke duniya ki reet pe bhashan degi. Aur Dev bolega ki Dev aur Ishwari is special so he can gift lingerie to his mummy. She is his world.


I wish Sona is in the night dress that Dev gifted her when Ishwari comes 😆

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Posted: 8 years ago
#33

Originally posted by: .Neela.


OMG..this is hilarious

🤣🤣🤣

You girls are on a roll !!!!!!!!

See what dysfunctional CVs bring out? Lots of creativity from the fans 👏

How long can you make outrageous & frustration expressing posts?

Tia...good one as always, carry on 👍🏼


😉
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Posted: 8 years ago
#34
Tia my brain is not working as I am not watching this pathetic downfall and so I take the easiest task - I want to be on the side of the winner 😳 ( Had I been watching, at least out of rage I would have thought of the difference between right and wrong and come up with some creative ideas like you all)

I am on Ish's side today and I am planning for Dev's b'day too...
Awww he's choo cute 😳.. such a charming, handsome prince ❤️
And you all keeping names to him? Haawww 😕 😳

Like Ish, I have plans too 😎

1. Sona needs to keep fast on Dev's b'day as that is parampara 🤪That will make Dev immortal And the fast starts from midnight 😃
2. Since Sona is fasting, all of Dev's things will be taken care of by ME 😛...Except changing his nappies, I leave that for ISh 🤢 ...C'mon guys...doing it all on his own...his been so miserable for the past few days naa? Afterall I have been dreaming of doing Dev seva... mujhe bhi toh kuch punya chahiye naa?
3. But I know...Sona being Sona... 🤔...I mean the original HER...she will decide to express the Bose genes and break the rules set by the prinicpal of Dixit school 😈 and...perhaps she will make use of the VERY cutesy nighty that she was going to use on her HM before she starts the fast. After all fast is from 12.00 naa?? And yeah... Dev has promised to give Sona a chance of doing his khidmat 🥱🥱
3. It's 11.59 and Ish will start climbing the stairs with the thaal of pooja and her antedote in the thaal ...antedote to Sona's magic bhai ... GUESS WHATTT IS THAT??
And so what if SOna & Dev are doing it...So what even if it is past 12.00 & Sona breaks the fast looking at her yummy prince 😛 ...as soon as Ish starts climbing the stairs and Dev senses "that" antedote...not Ish's footsteps...


La La la la...
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.
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He runs to his maa's godi...And they are lost in remembering their olden golden hard tough days

GUess what would it be guys?... The only stuff that Dev can't resist...even more than Sona... 😡

after all Duniya me besht hai bhai...😉


And Sona can't stop gazing at this maa ka dulaar 🥺

So what if it's one day gone...rest 365 are her's right? ...Ab 7% chance hai toh kya? Who is good at probability? One day vs 365 days? What are the chances of that 7% on Dev's b'day? 😈

Don't hit me with rotten eggs please... I am a strict vegetarian. Mai b'day cake ka bhi bhagwaan ji ko bhog lagati hun

I am sure you ladies are not Ishhmaart enough to guess what that antedote is...haye.. yeh sab feminism pe bhashan baaji wagaire karna kitna aasan hai nahi? 🤪

Jara Ishmaart ban ke toh dikhao Ishhh jaise 😳 After all neither Dev nor Ish wants to hurt Sona!!
Edited by .Neela. - 8 years ago
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Posted: 8 years ago
#35
That weird thought came to my mind too.

Coming to the midnight arti, I think she'll hear the couple and leave. Morning will be happy happy too. Perhaps he will wear something of Sona's choice and make will go in flashback or some sad face mood for rest of the week

Originally posted by: tia.o

Chalo. Phir to mil gaya Ishwari ko return gift. Uski to dil ki murad thi Dev ne apne biwi ko kya gift kiya woh dekhne ki. Lo dekh liya. Phir woh kal phir se gussa karegi. Phir Dev Mamaji ke paas jayega. Mamaji game of thrones ki kahani sunayenge jahan sab chalta hain. Phir Dev jaake apni mummy ko promise karega ki ab se woh kabhi Sona ko sexy lingerie gift nehin karega. Sab kuch sirf Mummy ke liye. Ishwari sad face karke duniya ki reet pe bhashan degi. Aur Dev bolega ki Dev aur Ishwari is special so he can gift lingerie to his mummy. She is his world.


I wish Sona is in the night dress that Dev gifted her when Ishwari comes 😆

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Posted: 8 years ago
#36
Dekha? Maata ki kripa? Ishu Maata ka naam liya aur dimaag kaise phudakne laga?

Wah wah, Neela. Tusi kamal kar ditta. Kya step by step plan banaya hain. Lagta hain CVs ko Monday ka script mil gaya... 👏

Chalo ji CVs, ab Monday ko written update mein Feminism ka waat lagalo, kyunki hamari progressive thoughts se to TRP aunty khush hoti nehin.

Originally posted by: .Neela.

Tia my brain is not working as I am not watching this pathetic downfall and so I take the easiest task - I want to be on the side of the winner 😳 ( Had I been watching, at least out of rage I would have thought of the difference between right and wrong and come up with some creative ideas like you all)

I am on Ish's side today and I am planning for Dev's b'day too...
Awww he's choo cute 😳.. such a charming, handsome prince ❤️
And you all keeping names to him? Haawww 😕 😳

Like Ish, I have plans too 😎

1. Sona needs to keep fast on Dev's b'day as that is parampara 🤪That will make Dev immortal And the fast starts from midnight 😃
2. Since Sona is fasting, all of Dev's things will be taken care of by ME 😛...Except changing his nappies, I leave that for ISh 🤢 ...C'mon guys...doing it all on his own...his been so miserable for the past few days naa? Afterall I have been dreaming of doing Dev seva... mujhe bhi toh kuch punya chahiye naa?
3. But I know...Sona being Sona... 🤔...I mean the original HER...she will decide to express the Bose genes and break the rules set by the prinicpal of Dixit school 😈 and...perhaps she will make use of the VERY cutesy nighty that she was going to use on her HM before she starts the fast. After all fast is from 12.00 naa?? And yeah... Dev has promised to give Sona a chance of doing his khidmat 🥱🥱
3. It's 11.59 and Ish will start climbing the stairs with the thaal of pooja and her antedote in the thaal ...antedote to Sona's magic bhai ... GUESS WHATTT IS THAT??
And so what if SOna & Dev are doing it...So what even if it is past 12.00 & Sona breaks the fast looking at her yummy prince 😛 ...as soon as Ish starts climbing the stairs and Dev senses "that" antedote...not Ish's footsteps...


La La la la...
.
.
.
.
.
.
He runs to his maa's godi...And they are lost in remembering their olden golden hard tough days

GUess what would it be guys?... The only stuff that Dev can't resist...even more than Sona... 😡

after all Duniya me besht hai bhai...😉


And Sona can't stop gazing at this maa ka dulaar 🥺

So what if it's one day gone...rest 365 are her's right? ...Ab 7% chance hai toh kya? Who is good at probability? One day vs 365 days? What are the chances of that 7% on Dev's b'day? 😈

Don't hit me with rotten eggs please... I am a strict vegetarian. Mai b'day cake ka bhi bhagwaan ji ko bhog lagati hun

I am sure you ladies are not Ishhmaart enough to guess what that antedote is...haye.. yeh sab feminism pe bhashan baaji wagaire karna kitna aasan hai nahi? 🤪

Jara Ishmaart ban ke toh dikhao Ishhh jaise 😳 After all neither Dev nor Ish wants to hurt Sona!!

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Posted: 8 years ago
#37

Originally posted by: .Neela.

Tia my brain is not working as I am not watching this pathetic downfall and so I take the easiest task - I want to be on the side of the winner😳( Had I been watching, at least out of rage I would have thought of the difference between right and wrong and come up with some creative ideas like you all)

I am on Ish's side todayand I am planning for Dev's b'day too...
Awww he's choo cute😳.. such a charming, handsome prince❤️
And you all keeping names to him? Haawww😕😳

Like Ish, I have plans too😎

1. Sona needs to keep fast on Dev's b'day as that is parampara🤪That will make Dev immortal And the fast starts from midnight😃
2. Since Sona is fasting, all of Dev's things will be taken care of by ME 😛...Except changing his nappies, I leave that for ISh 🤢...C'mon guys...doing it all on his own...his been so miserable for the past few days naa? Afterall I have been dreaming of doing Dev seva... mujhe bhi toh kuch punya chahiye naa?
3. But I know...Sona being Sona...🤔...I mean the original HER...she will decide to express the Bose genes and break the rules set by the prinicpal of Dixit school😈and...perhaps she will make use of the VERY cutesy nighty that she was going to use on her HM before she starts the fast. After all fast is from 12.00 naa?? And yeah... Dev has promised to give Sona a chance of doing his khidmat🥱🥱
3. It's 11.59 and Ish will start climbing the stairs with the thaal of pooja and her antedote in the thaal ...antedote to Sona's magic bhai ... GUESS WHATTT IS THAT??
And so what if SOna & Dev are doing it...So what even if it is past 12.00 & Sona breaks the fast looking at her yummy prince😛...as soon as Ish starts climbing the stairs and Dev senses "that" antedote...not Ish's footsteps...


La La la la...
.
.
.
.
.
.
He runs to his maa's godi...And they are lost in remembering their olden golden hard tough days

GUess what would it be guys?... The only stuff that Dev can't resist...even more than Sona...😡

after all Duniya me besht hai bhai...😉


And Sona can't stop gazing at this maa ka dulaar🥺

So what if it's one day gone...rest 365 are her's right? ...Ab 7% chance hai toh kya? Who is good at probability? One day vs 365 days? What are the chances of that 7% on Dev's b'day?😈

Don't hit me with rotten eggs please... I am a strict vegetarian. Mai b'day cake ka bhi bhagwaan ji ko bhog lagati hun

I am sure you ladies are not Ishhmaart enough to guess what that antedote is...haye.. yeh sab feminism pe bhashan baaji wagaire karna kitna aasan hai nahi?🤪

Jara Ishmaart ban ke toh dikhao Ishhh jaise😳 After all neither Dev nor Ish wants to hurt Sona!!

Ab phir se "Halwa" mat khilana mata... 😡 Yehi leke aa rahi hogi Ishu thaal mein 😉 😆
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Posted: 8 years ago
#38
CVs ke script mein naya kya hain? Yehi cycle to ab tak repeat telecast mein dikh raha hain. Pehle break up track, phir Vicky's job track, phir honeymoon track, phir Asha track aur ab Dev's birthday track - sab mein ek hi reaction aur ek hi solution.

Originally posted by: thedramaqueen

That weird thought came to my mind too.

Coming to the midnight arti, I think she'll hear the couple and leave. Morning will be happy happy too. Perhaps he will wear something of Sona's choice and make will go in flashback or some sad face mood for rest of the week

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Posted: 8 years ago
#39
Ek spoon Halwa ki kimat tum kya jano, Mena babu!!!

Jab Ishwari kisiko Halwa chatati hain, to puri duniya usse uski demand poori karne ke liye joot jaati hain.

Kuch kuch hota hain, Mena. Tum nehin samjhogi.

Originally posted by: mena_k


Ab phir se "Halwa" mat khilana mata... 😡 Yehi leke aa rahi hogi Ishu thaal mein 😉 😆

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Posted: 8 years ago
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Originally posted by: tia.o

CVs ke script mein naya kya hain? Yehi cycle to ab tak repeat telecast mein dikh raha hain. Pehle break up track, phir Vicky's job track, phir honeymoon track, phir Asha track aur ab Dev's birthday track - sab mein ek hi reaction aur ek hi solution.


He Bhagwan! I don't want Ishu to leave without doing her arti otherwise pura week kharab karegi frowning face bana ke !

I don't know where the story is going with the same cycle of events in every track 😡
Edited by baijubavra - 8 years ago

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