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jiya77

@jiya77

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Posted: 15 years ago

#21

hhehehhe!!
mujhe lagha tumhe patta hi hoga !!!!
lool!

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Anjali

@Anjali96

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Posted: 15 years ago

#22

Originally posted by: jiya77
thankxx!!
han zaneb lovely hai tumare naam jaise!!!
thankxx anjali!!
aise hi comments dede raho ki main age continue kar sakhon
pehle to mujhe lagha tha kissi ko pasand nahi ayygi
ek do hi hoge lekin aab tum sabko bhi pasand ayy hai
to baki sabko bhi aaayi jaygi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

keep up the good work 😃

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mehr

@missinguonly

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Posted: 15 years ago

#23

nahi mujhai nahi pata tha but ab pata chal gaya!!

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KMH_Arjuhi

@KMH_Arjuhi

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Posted: 15 years ago

#24

Originally posted by: jiya77
hhehehhe!!
mujhe lagha tumhe patta hi hoga !!!!
lool!

Yah...Akher Molly ko to sab kuch paata hota hai.

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Anjali

@Anjali96

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Posted: 15 years ago

#25

Originally posted by: KMH_Arjuhi
Yah...Akher Molly ko to sab kuch paata hota hai.

haan usko to sab kuch pata hai 😉😆

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jiya77

@jiya77

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Posted: 15 years ago

#26

molly ko saa b patta hoga lekin aabhi use yeh nahi patta ke jiyya kiya iya kar sakti hai, phir jiya to jiya hai na !!
lool!!!

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mehr

@missinguonly

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Posted: 15 years ago

#27

Originally posted by: jiya77
molly ko saa b patta hoga lekin aabhi use yeh nahi patta ke jiyya kiya iya kar sakti hai, phir jiya to jiya hai na !!
lool!!!

hey m not molly m theeki chinese mirchi wht abt this

anjali = lumpy
zenab = loly
linda = lindi
jiya = molly
me = theeki chinese mirchi

😆

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jiya77

@jiya77

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Posted: 15 years ago

#28

hehe, me mollyyy!!!
i'am jiya aur jiya jiya hi hai koi molly bolly nahi
lool!!!

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jiya77

@jiya77

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Posted: 15 years ago

#29

part 6

arjun arohi ke itni khareeb khada hota aur is baar bhi woh arohi
ko kisss karne hi wala hota hai lekin arohi use dhagga dedeti hai
arjun zaroor se ghirthe hai use samajh hi nahi ati akhir kiya huwa
apni ankhein band karleta hai use bohot zaroor se laghti hai
jab apni ankh kolta hai dekhta hai bed se niche ghir gaya
aur samne dekhta hai samne salil khada hota hai

salil: oye variish pe leta huwa kiya kar raha hai
arjun: yaar salil kiya bataon
salil: arohi??
arjun: han arohi, sapne mein aay aur itne zor se dhagga diya
salil: usne tujhe dhagga nahi diya tu bed se ghir gaya
arjun: han! yaar aap utne mein madat karna
salil: bechara!
arjun: kiya karo?
salil:suna tha pyar mein insaan pagal hojata hai aur aaj dekh bhi liya

niche se awaz ati hai "sneha" arjun hairan hojata hai aur kehta hai
arjun: yeh awaz to arohi ki nahi mujhe waise hi lagh raha hai
salil: no yaar yeh arohi ki hi awaaz hai
arjun: acha to phir yahan kiya kar rahe hai jaldi kar is se pehle chali jay
dono niche jate hai lekin arohi jaa chuki hoti hai arjun sneha se puch ta hai

arjun: arohi ayy thi kiya ?
sneha: han ayy thi aur chali bhi gey
arjun: kyon ayy thi koi zaroori kaam tha?
sneha: woh kal apni ring bhool gey thi baas wohi lene ayy thi
arjun: todhi dher rokh leti
salil uske kaan mein dheere se kehta hai: baas kar yaar pura pagal
ho gaya hai kiya? uske ghar jageh usse mill lena kiya bachchon ki tarah
arjun: yaar kiya karo, patta nahi pagal hi hogaya houn
salil: yaar yehi to probleme hai tum sab ladke pyar mein pagal hojate ho
arjun: kiya tum ladke nahi ho ??
salil: woh mera matlab tum jaise ladke
arjun: aacha tu tu kiss jaise hai

arohi's house

arohi naha ke bahir ati hai chiche mein dekh rahi hoti
hai aur apne baal sukha rahi hoti hai, dekhti hai mirror mein
uske biche arjun khada hota hai jab biche mudhti hai biche koi nahi hota
arohi: kiyon baar baar mujhe arjun nazar a raha hai
ek barr phir use arjun nazar ata hai lekin woh apni ankhein band
karti hai aur wapiss kol ti arjun uske samne hi hota hai
arohi: arjun tum ???
arjun: han main
arohi: mera matlab yahan ?
arjun: kyon yahan nahi hona chahiye
arohi: mera woh matlab nahi hai
arjun: to phir
arohi: mera matlab yeh hai ke koi kaam hai

purvi ati aur kehti hai: arohi kisse batein kar rahi ho
arohi: a 'har taraf dekhti hai arjun kahin nahi hota' akele
purvi: akele ??
arohi: aapto jaanti haina mujhe akele baat karni ki adat hai
purvi: tu bhi na, niche age nashta karle
arohi: han si baas baal bana kar ayy
purvi: thik

arohi kuch dher baad niche jaati hai samne arjun betha hota hai
aur bread khaa raha hota hai aur aise jaise salon se bookha hai
arohi dekh ke gairan hoti hai aur kehti hai: yeh kaise khaa rahe ho
arjun: yaar sach mein tumari di itna acha khaana bana thi hai
arohi: han lekin yeh koi tarika hai khaane ga
arjun: main to soch raha houn tumari di se shaadi karlo acha khaana to mileiga
arohi: acha khaao! "arjun khaa raha hota hai sath mein mirchi bari hoti hai
arjun ka dihaan nahi rehta arohi use mirchi dal deti hai" aab mazza ayga
arjun khaata hai use zor se mirchi lahgti hai arohi aur purvi hasne laghte hai
arjun: bani ! bani! tum aise hi hasti rahogi ke bani bhi dogi

arohi bani deti hai aur kehti hai: sach mein purvi di sab se acha khaana bani thi hai
arjun: mazzak kjiya kar diya tumne do usse bhi bara mera mazzak bana diya
arohi: oh sorry arjun
arjun: it's ok! waise main yahan tumse millne aya tha
arohi: woh kyon?
arjun: waise hi dil kar raha tha
arjun arohi ko batton mein lagha deta hai aur khaana arohi ke moo mein dal tha hai
arohi: mirchi! arjun tumne jaanke, tumse to baat karna bhi bekkar hai
arjun: han to mat karo baat
arohi: bani do !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
arjun use wohi bani dedeta hai jo arohi ne uska diya aur arjun se apne hathon sse pila tha hai

arohi bani pine ke baad kehti hai: i hate you
arjun: but i love you
arohi: love jay baar mein
arjun: jab tumne mujhe mirchi khilay tab
arohi: tum tum ladke ho aur main ladki
arjun: to, tumara matlab yeh hai ladke ko dard nahi hota
arohi(khusse se): hann
arjun: yaar hum bhi insaan hai
arohi: by d way thankxxxx yahan ane ke liye aur once again thankxx
yahan se jane ke liye
arjun: ok main jaata houn lekin ek kiss ???

koi bhi nahi hota sirf arjun aur arohi akele hote hai
arohi arjun ko ghoor se dekhne laghti hai aur arjun arohi ko
arjun bol tha hai: ek kiss???
arohi wahan se chali hoti hai arjun uske hath se kench kar use apne khareeb
le ata hai aur uske kamar pe ek haat rakh leta hai ke woh jaa na pay
arohi: arjun choro mujhe, baba ajay ge
arjun: to ane do!! kiss karo to chor dunga
arohi: han lekin, baba "arohi aise bolti hai jaise real mein uske baba biche hai"
arjun use chod tha hai biche dekhta hai koi nahi hota arohi muskura kar chali jati hai
arjun bhi muskura tha hai aur chala jaata hai

arjun jab ghar jaata hai samne salil hota hai aur kehta hai
salil: dal kalli?
arjun: what? dal kalli?
salil: mera matlab kuch khaas huwa ki waise hi
arjun achanak koo jata hai aur bolta hai: han sab khaas tha
jab bhi arohi saat hoti hai to aisa hi laghta hai ke
har ek pal khaas hai, jab bhi saat hoti hai to sab khaas ban jata hai
salil: oh miss arjun wahan kahan dekh kar bol rahe ho main yahan houn
arjun salil ki taraf dekhta hai aur kehta hai: yeh hi to pyar hai
salil: suna tha pyar ek dosre ki ankhon mein dekh ge karte hai lekin
yeh nahi ki diwar ko dekh kar ...
arjun: tu nahi samjhe ga ek bar pyar hojay phir
salil: thank god!! akhir tumne manna to sehi tume pyar hogaya hai

arjun smile karta hai aur salil ko kehta hai
arjun: kyon ki pehle mujhe bhi yehi lagh raha tha ki main wohi
purana arjun houn jo sirf ladkyon ko flirt karta hai lekin jabse
arohi zindagi mein ayy hai tabse salwar sar pe aur kameez tangon pe
salil: yeh kiya bol raha hai ???
arjun: mera matrlab hai jab se woh zindagi mein aayy hai to ek ney
nazariye se duniya dikhne laghi hai..
salil: mujhe kuch samajh nahi a rahi??
arjun: tujhe pyar nahi huwa na
salil: ok ok!! baas, tu khud to pagal hogaya aur mujhe bhi pagal karde ga

salil jaa hi raha hota hai wapiss mudh tha hai arjun ki taraf dekhta hai
itne ghor se dekh raha hota hai arjun hairan hojata hai
aur salil se puch ta hai
arjun: kiya huwa? aise kyon dekh rahe ho??
salil: tumne kahin arohi se shaadi se pehle hi to nahi
arjun: yeh kiya bakk rahe ho
salil: tumari shirt pe
arjun: meri shirt pe "arjun apni shirt pe dekhta hai"
arjun: kiya huwa kuch bhi to nahi hai
salil: ghor se dekh, yeh hair ring jo teri shirt pe passa hai
arjun: mujhe to nahi nazar a raha
salil: apni shirt ka pehle button kol

arjun kol tha hai arohi ka hair ring lagha hota hai
salil uthar tha hai aur kehta hai
salil: tumne to bechari arohi ki zindagi hi kharab kardi
arjun: are pagal meine arohi ke saat kuch nahi kiya
salil: to phir arohi ka hair ring ??
arjun: patta nahi lekin tujhe kaise patta ki yeh arohi ka hai ring hai ??
salil: yaar kal usne yehi pehna tha
arjun: tu arohi ke hair ring pe badi nazar rakhta hai
salil: kiya karoun nazar pargey! tumne kuch kiya to nahi na uske saat
arjun(khusse se): nahi!! baas karoo tum pehle se hi pagal ho!!!
salil: acha chal thik hai main bhi kuch aur hi samajh gaya

salil chala hota hai wapiss mudh tha hai arjun ko dekhta hai
arjun: aab kiya huwa??
salil: sochne ki baat yeh hai yeh hair ring yahan kaise aya?
arjun(kusse se): tab agaya hoga jab meine arohi ko kiss karne ke liye bola
salil: oh to yeh baat hai abhi se romance shuru
arjun: to tu aise baat kar raha hai jaise tumne kabhi kissi ladki se romance nahi kiya
salil: keyi ladkyon ke saat kiya hai aur tumne bhi
arjun: thik hai aab chup reh arohi ke samne zubaan mat kol na
kahin woh mujhe zinda hi naa khaa jaye
salil: yaar bechari insaan hai koi janwar nahi
arjun: chalo tyaar hojao, party pe jana hai
salil: oh yes party haii!!

salil arjun dono tiyaar hote hai aur niche jaate hai

savita: arjun bethe kahan jaa rahe ho
arjun: maa batay tha party hai sare friend a rahe hai
savita: acha acha!! thik hai jaaoo salil tum bhi saat hai jaa raha hai
salil: ji unty agar koi help chahiye to main ghar rukh jaataa houn
savita: are neyi neyi! tum dono jaoo
paddy: kahan jaa rahe ho
salil: mom party mein
peddy: oh mujhe todhi si help chahiyi thi arjun tum jao salil tum na jao
salil: mom but mera jaana zaroori hai phir arjun wahan
peddy: pehle to tu rukhne ke liye tiyaar tha aur aab kiya huwa
salil: woh woh waise hi" maa bhi mujhse bhi ek dam age hai"
peddy: main mazzak kar rahi houn jaaa

salil aur arjun jaa rahe hote hai car mein bethe hote hai
salil: kitana mazza ayga wahan pe dher sari ladkiye phir
touch kare ge phir nach phir karege,
arjun: oye aap meri shaadi hone wali hai kissi ladki ko chedon ka to piton ga
salil: abhi shaadi huwi to nahi naa
arjun: lekin
salil: abhi to engagement bhi nahi huwi...
arjun: hum saat mein arohi ko bhi lele
salil: yaar tu bhi na, jaane ka faida hi nahi
arjun: thik hai hum dono hi chalte hai,

ek ladki ghadi hoti hai aur lift mang rahi hoti hai
salil: are car rokh
arjun: yaar tu bhi kiya shuru hogaya
salil: ji aaapko lift chahiye
ladki: haan, woh kuch doori par bus srop hai wahan chor dijiye
salil: han han hum usi taraf jaa rahe hai
arjun: hum us taraf nahi jaa rahe
salil: tu chup beth todhi dher, ji aap biche beth jaaye

salil bhi car se nikal thaa hai aur arjun use kehta hai"yaar tu
kahan jaa raha hai" salil biche hi beth jaata hai
arjun: tu age beth biche kyon chala gayaaa,
salil: chup bethh, ji main salil aur aap???
ladki: main tina
salil: hi tina ji aapki ankhein kitni piyaari hai
tina: jaanti houn
salil: woh kaise ??
tina: har ladka mujhe yehi kehta hai
salil: main baki ladkon jaisa nahi houn

arjun kehta hai: yeh baki ladkon jaisa nahi hai yeh sabse bada
kamina hai
salil: abhe tu chup kar "kabab mein haddi"
tina: oh laghta hai aapne kabhi kitchen kaa kaam nahi kiya
salil: kiyon pyaar karne ke liye kitchen ka kaam zaroori hota hai?
tina: nahi mera matlab tha ki khabab mein haddi nahi hoti
salil: oh my god yeh ladki to

salil chup hojata hai tina kab se bol rahi hoti hai,
tina: tum chup kiyon hogey
salil: tum itna bol rahi ho bolne ka moka hi nahi derahi
tina: oh sorry, boliyeji waise aap rehte kahan hai
salil: main(tina jaldi se bolti hai: aapko kiya khaane mein pasand hai)
salil(khusse se): baaasss!!!!!! lo ji aapka bus stop agaya
tina: oh ji thankxxx
salil: thik hai thik hai jaao, thnkk god geyy
arjun: samajh ayy, ladki ko har waqat nahi ched na chahiye
salil: mere bhai khalti hogeyy!

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i hope ke tum sabko pasand ayy
aur ache se comment bhi de dena!!

Edited by jiya77 - 15 years ago

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Anjali

@Anjali96

Sparkler

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Posted: 15 years ago

#30

Originally posted by: missinguonly

hey m not molly m theeki chinese mirchi wht abt this

anjali = lumpy
zenab = loly
linda = lindi
jiya = molly
me = theeki chinese mirchi

😆

hahah nice names

love mines LOL 🤣

mehr's urs is the funniest

the rest of them r sooo good 😆