#Ria Ka Adda (special): The Adda Kreationz

Daily we experience KMH through the creative minds at the Adda....living in different parts of the world....belonging to different professions.....age groups......yet all having one common interest....KMH......Arjun Punj.....Arohi Sharma.....and one common goal.......Dissection!

And in this eventful experience we come across some excellent creations.....They are buried in those huge number of posts the Adda generates! Sometimes we go dig them out.....read them and revive the fun moments we have had together....

So here is to those creations.....To the creators of those creations.....To all of you Adda Buddies! I have tried to bring them up as part of a single post (and it will be updated regularly)...

Here we intend to collect the 'general' creations which can be entertaining irrespective of being directed towards a single episode.....which can give us a quick laugh when we need one! which can make us go through those little memories that we have shared on the Forum!

||~The Adda Kreationz~||

The Images Poetry
• The Situations
Others
• Qoutes

The Don't Care List
-Adda Gang

1)Dont care abt Arohi where she ends up
2)Dont care Nuts marriage with Arjun
3)Dont care Aman's marriage with Arohi
4)Dont care HP pregnant ...
5)Dont care Hiten hitting on Aunty..
6)Dont care Salil's Apparent death seeing Aunty with Arjun and Aman.
7)Dont care Hanish bhaiya comes back from the dead - Pyar Pyar na raha - biwi biwi na rahi -salil guzar gayee
8)Dont care if HP dies of cancer while singing
9)Dont care if Arjun never gets out of jail -they lost the key anyhow and Ganga decides to stay with him (she's already dumped her fiance for him) N' we know Arjun likes older women
10)Dont care if they build a big shopping mall on the land designated for the Orphan's school
11)Dont care if Nikhil the superstud gets Antara and Sur pregnant
12)Dont care if Sukh Niwas is wrecked by a bulldozer rented by DK
13)Dont care where Savita ends up even if its back together with DK after wrecking AA's relationship
14)Don't care if Paddy and Mohan takeover the company from DK (DK deserves it)
15)Don't care if Mohan dumps Paddy for DK - I would pick him over her as well;
16)Don't care if Nuts takesover PM Media after Punji goes to jail
17)Don't care if Arohi's other brother and bhabhi take control of Sukh Niwas and kick HP, Antara, Sur, Purvi and Arohi to the curb
18) Dont care if Nats gets pregnant with Arjun's drug-child (Drug-child = she put Ekta powder in his drink n' seduced him)
19)Dont care if Paddy becomes a typical Saas who tortures Purvi in front of oblivious Salil
20)Dont care if Dream Boy Salil has an affair with one of his saali's (Antara, Arohi, or Sur)
21)Don't care if Arjun physically hurt Arohi (made her blind, threw her off a cliff, assaulted her, etc.)
22)Dont care if Arohi gets plastic surgery bc of hadsaa n' comes back with a new face (ehem new actress)
23)Don't care if Natz gets plastic surgery and comes back as Aroh to seduce Arjun
24)Don't care if Gossip Aunty transforms herself into Arohi or they switch bodies (spirit exchage) to get her men (Arjun n' Aman of course)
25)Don't care if Arohi loses her memories along with her eyesight n' forgets about Arjun (This may explain why she never visits)
26)Don't care if Arjun and Arohi die and are reborn n' fall in love again only to seperate.
27)Don't care if Arjun and Arohi die and are reborn n' fall in love again only to seperate.
28)Don't care if there is a leap and Arjun+Nats/Ganga's kid falls in love with Arohi + Aman/Siddart's kid
29)Don't care if the reason Arjun is in jail is that he killed Hari Prasad, DK, Savita, Natasha, Salil, etc.
30)Don't care if Arjun has plastic surgery (to accomodate actor change) n' returns to Blind Memoryless Arohi, the Superstar's life, as someone else
31)Don't care if Arjun has plastic surgery (to accomodate actor change) n' returns to Blind Memoryless Arohi, the Superstar's life, as someone else.
32)Dont care arjun gets married to nutty, while arohi gets married to amen....they all live in the same house everyone happy😉
33)dont care if arjun comes out of the jail for arohi but arohi has already secretly married sid and has childrens with him
34)dont care if arjun comes out of the jail...and has to stalk arohi from afar since she probably hates him (after he made her blind by throwing her to a mirror)
35)dont care if salil has ANOTHER brother some were juss waiting till arjun goes to jail soo he can also full around with arohi...
36)Dont care if ekta has to use another of her TRP weapon after 3 yrs :ronit roy:

What's the 10 Lakh for?

-Anjana

1. Arohi ordered shoes from Mehr's store... for DK et. al...

2. She ordered Viss' arsenal of weapon to blow Arjun and Punj- Mittal clan away

3. Arohi gave it to Anish... to help with his business

4. Arohi took it for HPs treatment

5. Arohi...used it to pay off P & M employees who worked Purvi's wedding

6. Arohi bought 10 new designer saris in black & white to attend all the Nutty & Arjun wedding functions starting with engagement...

7. Arohi used it make her own music CD

8. She spent it to buy a proper leash for Arjun that she could gift at the engagement to Nutty

9. She bought her own Apple Bageecha... forget the two bros (Karan Arjun and their jhoota promises)

10. She bought new car for herself to crash instead, so she doesn't have to choose btwn taxi and Mr. Aukad's car...

Arjun's Bahana list for Not (how do I put this?) Having baache with Nutts?)

-Anjana, Karishma, Sonia & Anu

1. Headache (obvious) - we can go to a spa for a massage

2. Out of Viagra - convenient store always open 24/7

3. My stomach hurts from all the APPLES - i will give you advil

4. Bahuut Kaam hai...- this is a one type of "kaam" too honey

5. Criket/WWF Dekhna hai...- commercials

6. I am GAY... really Dhondz looking good compared to U - i am fine with that...

7. Sorry no point - had vascetomy already - Vasectomy reversal

8. I really just wanna watch a KJo movie - havn't you watched kabhi alvida na kehna

10. I want to watch the Discovery Channel not Discover U - but i really want to discover youuu

11. India's population already too high - we will move to CANADA!!!!!

12. Sorry I'm allergic to you - here some anti-allergent nasal spray...
13. We are different type of couple - yes... i love touching u, come here,( but we aren't only a couple we are soulmates)
14. I don't like your package - so, you want to role play? I dig that... chalo shuru...( i can always get plastic surgery to change my packages-on ekta's budget)

15. Only if u start singing like arohi(with her cracking voice no way)
16. Today i had jaag wali coffee stomach upset
17. Today my dad is upset I will sleep with him in his room to comfort him
18. I have an imp meeting tonight at 1'0 clock so me leaving:

H & M to Sadak Chaap Bikari (Seven Steps)

-Anjana

1. Dump Arohi.. the only working employee in P & M

2. Become boy toy for Nutty

3. then shoesales man...

4. Leave mansion

5. 2 years in Jail .

6. Singing on the street of Mumbai

7. Beg when pple tell him he doesn't have the talent for singing - pay him to shut up... Transformation Complete.

Arohi (MOTHER THERESA) Competing with Arjun (SANT SADHU in Jail) - Hum Kitni Mahaan Hai Stakes'

-Anjana, Boby

1. AP attempt send her sis to jail

2. Constant grabbing (starting with assault after winning contract MU)

3. Wet clothing + A.C.

4. Thrown Cake

5. Torn dupatta

6. Torn sari

7. His NO!

8. His BO (i learned from last time BO = Body Odor a la stinky sweaters)

9. Bad gifts (Tent Dress)

10. His rudeness at the Wedding

11. His words at the Office - we are just boss and associate

12. Sardak Chaap - u wear black n' white

13. Tumhari Aukud and fake sympathy at random stable?

14. Leaving her alone with Anish

15. Proposing to Nutty

16. Being Catty after that...

17. Telling her fairy tales are not real

18. Sharing Apple with Nutts

19. Letting Nutts Pin him

20. Sharing jacket with Sisterfriendfiance

21... BLINDNESS.... coming soon...

22... His singing after jail...

23 Letting NUTTS sit in his lap

24. Letting Nutts to rest her head in his shoulder

25. Hugging NUTTS

Wht to include in your resume'if u want to work for Ekta:
-Karishma & Anu

1) know offensive dialogs....have to do with "middle class people"

2) learn to create misunderstandings....and NO ONE needs to clear the MUs also

3) don't even use the word LOGIC in front of ekta....or you will be fired right that second

4)don't ask why/how...just do what have been told to do...even if it's the most dumbest thing you have ever heard of ex) DKs old baggage dialog.....purvi's random tea....live engagement telecast....

5) learn to use the same concept from other ekta show

6) all characters should have ML problems or ekta wont be satisfied

7) even if two characters are really close to each other.... its normal if they don't know anything about each other......ex) salil doesn't know arjun likes arohi....sur purvi & antara don't seem to care about arohi at all...

8) most characters should have selective listening skills....

9).Unimaginable imaginative power...thats what the so called creatives need...who can set the sun rise/su set in mins... jagoa moon in mins... collect all the stars in the universe at one place

By Anjana

Natasha and Vandy Separated Sisters??

1. Natasha likes Apples & Vandy likes Pineapples 😊

2. Natasha is Arjun's behenjaisefriendfiance and Vandy is Salil's behenjaisifriend 😕

3. They both appear to like black dresses

4. Natasha Arjun ka bachpaan ka saathi aur Vandy Salil ka bachpaan ka dost

5. They both live in Shimla and like to PARTY

@Ria:

Let me make another list for it..And if any title gvn is repeated thn..take it lightly...coz we all think alike abt the show..

" Kitni mohabbat hai"....

"kitna recessn hai"

" Kitna Money hai"

"Kitna kachra hai"

"kitna dhokha hai"

"kitni nafrat hai"

"kitna badluck hai"

"kitna mazak hai"

"kitna torture hai"

"kitna zamela hai"

"kitne vaade hai"

"kitne irade hai"

"kitni lachari hai"

"kitni barbadi hai"

"kitni middle class ki bimari hai"

"kitna mind hai"

1. He is quietly selling Sur's Art

2. He's selling his "antiques"

3. He is moonlighting as a pole dancer

4. He robbed a liquor store (explains liquor an money)

5. He sold all the watches DK every bought him

6. He is borrowing dough from Salil

7. He has pawned his mouth organ

8. He has started slowly selling off Bindu's furniture...

9. He has been using his spiderman abilities to "borrow" stuff from other pple in the building

Other Uses for SEP (Special Ekta Powder)

2. K.S. drinks it and does strip show

3. Ayaz drinks it and falls asleep on K.S.

4. Mallika drinks it and figures out K.S. ki Compliment

5. Arjun gives it to Mumbai ka MOtty Aunty and .. she makes K.S. dance with her...

6. Arjun makes the waiter drink it and afterwards waiter starts bossing everyone around and maros Chaanta to K.S.

7. Arjun drinks it and Arohi has to take him back home...and he says what we all want him to say when they reach home

How Purvi Can be Scary on Naya show

2. Play dead

3. Wear Arjun's Engagment suit

4. Jump out of closet/cake/ trunk

5. Use "English" learned from Salil

6. Eat Apples and Pineapples

7. Dance

KS-Arohi-Pic

-Karishma

okaay guys....soo the budget punji wasted 3 lakhs on HP things....soo didnt have enough money for refreshments for the party.....but here you go some stolen chips....... ONLY ONE CHIP PER PERSON...OR THERE WONT BE ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE


anu i just saw u taking two chips....first u compare me with sur and now u take 2 chips 😡😡

Vandy-Turning-Wendy's
-Karishma





Vandy-The-Vampire
-Samiya




An-Peacock-Turkey
-Karishma

By Lavi & Karishma

-Karishma

LCD in Jail
-Anu

When Punji goes to jail it will be night
he will carry LCD so that its in sight
LCD will make the cell look very bright
covering all movies is what he thinks right
he will be smiling seeing srk catch flight
if there is an outage there will be no light
LCD is supplied generator if not he may bite
punji watching movies forgets his might
Ganga enters the cell dressed all in white
Arjun and Arohi call it quits and finally reunite
we all go sleeping happily saying nighty night....



KMH in Poetry
-Anjana and Adda Gang

When Punji goes to jail it will be night

Eventually Arjun and Arohi will reunite

But DK will surely get mad at that sight!
The umpteenth time Savita and DK will fight
And indifferent to them Arjun Arohi walk happily into "Twilight"

In the meantime Salil and Purvi will overcome their MU plight
As the past can be overcome through true love's might
P&M will continue renting out spaces as money is tight
And poor Nutts will keep harassing men to take her apple's bite


Punji-Anu-To/Do List
- Mehr and Radz

Tu jaha jaha rahega, meri list ka saayaa saath hogaa
Anu ka saayaa, Anu ka saayaa, Anu ka saayaa, Anu ka saayaa

Kabhe meri list ko yaad kar ke jo bahenge tere aansoo

to wahee pe rok lenge unhe aa ke meray danday dhaasoo

too jidhar kaa rukh karegaa,Anu ka saayaa saath hogaa

Too agar udaas hogaa , to udaas rahoongee main bhee nazar aaoo, yaa naa aaoo tere "paas" rahoongee main bhee too kahee bhee jaa rahegaa, Anu ka saayaa saath hogaa

main agar bichhad bhee jaaoo , kabhee meraa gam naa karnaa meri LIST yaad kar ke, kabhee aankh num naa karnaa too jo moor ke dekh legaa, Anu ka saayaa saath hogaa

meri khushi rahi hai shaamil teri list k dukh mein ,
tere gam mein meri dosti ne diyaa hain, teraa saath har janam mein

too koi janam bhee legaa, Anu ka saayaa saath hogaa

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inteha hoh gayee TO do list ki....

aai na kuch khabar meri DOst Anu ki.....

yeh hamein yeh yakeen...*determined look on Punji's face*

bewafaa woh nahin...*Punji 🤗 to Anu*

phir wajah kya huwi TO do list ki...

inteha hoh gayee TO do list ki....

aai na kuch khabar meri DOst Anu ki.....

yeh hamein yeh yakeen...*determined look on Punji's face*

bewafaa woh nahin...*Punji 🤗 to Anu*

phir wajah kya huwi TO do list ki...

Baat Jo Hai Uss List Mein Baat Woh Yahaan Kahin Nahin Kissi Mein...

Woh List Meri jaan hain meri duniya hain yahi yahi Jail mein....*determined look on Punji's

face*

Saath Saath Hai Woh Mere Gham Mein Meri Har Khushi Mein...*Punji all --> 😛

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Zindagi Mein list nahin to kuch nahi hai meri Zindagi mein...inteha hoh gayee TO do list

ki....

aai na kuch khabar meri DOst Anu ki.....

yeh hamein yeh yakeen...*determined look on Punji's face*

bewafaa woh nahin...*Punji 🤗 to Anu*

phir wajah kya huwi TO do list ki...

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wada raha...dost ka DOST say...mein nah hoh gii bewafaa
ye Anu ki dharkaney sun raha hey Khuda

chaahe tumhari aankhein kis kadar mera dil
tumko nahi hai pataa
ye Anu ki dharkanein sun raha hey Khuda

dil ne kaha, dil ney suna
meinay tumhe TO-DO list k liye chuna

Punji bhaiyya will sing only 2 lines after *hitting head on the desk*

Meinay toh ley li hey kasam
follow keroo ga To-Do list janmo janam

KMH Theme (Arjun's View)
- Sonia

Ever Since, I heard you'

I felt you through your words

our melody struck the chords

I knew there was something

that binds me to you

Ever Since, I saw you'

I knew you were different

Pure blissful eyes so innocent

I knew I could do nothing more

To keep my thoughts from you

Ever Since, I touched you'

For once I felt so alive

That now I desired to live

A beautiful life of dreams

So that I could grow old with you

Ever since, I doubted you'

I lost my faith completely

I grieved my broken heart silently

I was blinded by wrong

So I didn't give a chance to you

Ever Since, I parted from you'

My heart felt sore and was bleeding

For you, it was pleading

But I thought I was betrayed in love

And I wanted to avenge you

Ever Since, I have hurt you'

I knew nothing would ever pain me more

I could see you silently implore

For a reason that I never offered

Before my shutting my doors to you

Ever Since, I knew the truth'

I have cursed myself day and night

Now that I know that you were right

I wish I could wipe out all the bitterness

And bring happiness to you

Ever Since, you left me'

My heart don't bleed anymore

I can feel pain no more

For it was gone numb

And I know I don't deserve you

Ever Since, I lost you'

I knew there's no meaning left to life

But I will live to feel the grief so rife

So what if I can't start afresh

I'll still live my life for you

Ek apple ki kahani...
-Aruna(wishfor)

And the apple says..

Her dreadful hand came onto me
And clutched me in a deathly grip
I heard some blabber (noise)
On why she likes apples so (shudder!!!)...

Her every bite
sent shivers thru' me
And her nonsense talk
Just turned me off..

Let me tell u
Here and now
And I speak here
For all the apple-kind (like human-kind)

that you are a NUT
Of the most unique kind

Note:

If An Apple a day keeps the doctor away
A NUT a day keeps everyone away

Taare zameen per Maa song... Modified

-Nupur & Minnie

Original Maa Track with full royalties paid to Aamir Khan........
Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin
Par Cockroach Se Darta Hoon Main Maa

cockroaches aur Natasha se darta hoon main maa..
Natasha jabhi mujhe apple khilaye
Tumhare aanchal mein chup jaane ko dil karta hai maa...

Papa ko Main Yeh Kehta Nahin
Par Nutts ko dekh kar Seham Jaata Hoon Maa
Chehre Pe Aana Deta Nahin
Par Hilloing & dilloing shuru kar deta Hoon Maa

Hilne dulne se toh tum mujhe rok sakti nahi
Par bakwas karne se toh rok sakti ho na maaa
Tujhe sab hai pata duniya ki maa..

Nutts Ke saath Yun Na Chodo Mujhe
Izzat bacha ke laut Bhi Aa Naa Paoon Maa
Bhej Na uske saath Mujkko Tu
Apple aur Bhutte Kha Kha ke naa Maar jaun mein Maa

Neha's version

Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin
Par cockroach se Darta Hoon Main Maa
Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin
Teri Parwaah Karta Hoon Main Maa
Tujhe Sab Hain Pata, Hain Na Maa
phir bhi chocolates de ke chali gayi..Meri Maa

Ghar Mein apne Choda Mujhe
Is liye mein kabhi aana pau maa
Doore kiya apne aap se tune
Yaad Bhi nahi Aa thaa tha mein Maa
Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main Maa
Kya Itna Bura tha mera Hilna dulna

Jab Bhi Kabhi dd (daku daddy) Mujhe
sharab ke nashe mein jhula jhulatha
Meri Nazar Dhoondhe Tujhe
Sochu Yahi Tu Aa Ke bachalegi mujhe Maa

Unse Main Yeh Kehta Nahin
Par unki muu se badbu aati thi Maa
Chehre Pe Aana Deta Nahin
Dil Hi Dil Mein ultti karta Hoon Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata Hai Naa Maa
Phir bhi chocolates de ke chali gayi na Maa

Punji Praying for Arohi's Eyesight

-Nupur's song

The Full songs was like this.....

"Gaane Do Gaane Do Mujhe Gaana Hai Are Blunder Jo Kiya Hai Wo Sudharna Hai
aaj Hai meri Redemption ke Raat......."

Mandir wala's singing....."Kaun Hai Woh.....Bolo Kaun Hai woh??? BoloBolo Kaun Hai Woh....
Us singing...." Samay ki maar khaya hua Insaan haaaaaaaaaaaai WOH!!!!"

Hospital mein woh mera Aur Cheque book ka Intezaar Karegi....
Uske Siva maine kissi ka ab Naam Nahi Lena, Nuts & her apples se door he rahena.......
Arohi Jaisi low aukat wali ko chahun yeh Dakoo Daddy ko Hairangi Hain.....
Main Nutts ke saath Apple share karun yeh unki Deewaangi Hain.......
Gaane Do Gaane Do mujhe gaana hai........
Blunder joh kiya hai woh sudharana hai........

KMH-Poetry

- Anjana

Pyaar ke bateeh toh har koi kar sakta hai
Par sabar aur samaj se kitne nibhateh hai?
Har zakhm jo woh muhje dehta
usske dil ko behaal kar jahta
toh usse mein kaise aur gham du?
Mein usse kaise gham de du...
meri hi gham mein jo dooba hai?
Humain bas itni mohabbat hai
Koi aur samje ya na samje

hamari mohabbat hum samje

Mein gunah kiya
-Anjana

Mein gunah kiya
Mein pyaar kiya
par usse hi daard diya
jo mujhe pyar diya

Mein gunah kiya
usse daard diya
jo mujhe pyaar kiya
toh mein saza liya
Par phir se hui ek ghalti


KMH-Shayari
-Aruna

KMH ne Arjun ko jail bejha
Arohi ko gunga banaya
Hum sab ka sar chaata
Aur Anjana ko shayar banaya


KMH -Song
-Karishma

Tumko torture kare ke bhi torture kare ne ko karta hia dil,
Lecture de ke bhi "auwkad" lecture de ne ko karta hai dil,
Bhuk apple ki aane lagi ,
Sansoo mein meri sweater ki stink chahne lagi
Dil pe dewanagi chah gai is kadar,
Band ankhoon se bhi accuse tujhe kare ne ko karte hai dil,
Kaisai kahein hame kitni nafrat hai,
Haan kitni nafrat hai....



Punji singing song for Anu: Day Dreaming
-Mehr

Aap ki Nazaron Ne Samjha, dosti Ke Kabil Mujhe Embarrassed hspace5
Dil Ki Ai Dhadkan Thaher Ja, Mil Gayee to-do list Mujhe Confused hspace5
Aapki Nazron Ne Samjha Embarrassed hspace5

Ji Hamen Manzoor Hai Stern Smile, Aapka Ye Faisla Ouch hspace5
Kah Rahi Hai Har Nazar, dost tumhara Shukriya Confused hspace5


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"Hiltey dultey...yuhi koi...mil gaya thaa" 😳😳

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sarak chaap bikhaari bun ker..jab sab oos ka saath chor dein gein 😆
Dost dost na raha *Anu ko dhekh ker* 😭, pyaar pyaar naa raha *Aro ko dhekh ker*

Zindagi hamein tera, aitbaar na raha, aitbaar na raha
Script meray pyaar ki, gaya tha jisko saunp kar
Woh meri dost tum hi thi, tumhi to thi

Jo zindagi ki raah me bane thi meri hamsafar
Woh mere dost tum hi thi, tumhi to thi Day
Saare bhed khul gaye Shocked hspace5, raazdaar na raha
Zindagi hamein tera, aitbaar na raha, aitbaar na raha *hits head on the desk*
Dost dost na raha...😭


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Anu & her Dost singing:
saat ajoobe is duniya mein dusvi apani jodi
saat ajoobe is duniya mein dusvi apani jodi
are tode se bhi toote na ye Anu-punji ki jodi
ho ho ho
saat ajoobe is duniya mein dusvi apani jodi
saat ajoobe is duniya mein dusvi apani jodi

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situation hey...Dost is naaraaz with Anu bcoz of her never ending to-do list 😆
Anu will sing this to manaofy him 😉 (that song mein gaoo or tum so jao will sound like this):
"tum rhooto or mein manaaoo *pulling cheeks* 😳
tum rhooto or mein manaaoo
to do list mein tum kho jao

maana aaj ka din hey lamba
maana list thi lambi
par jab Ekta badlegi
eik din story tumhari
us din k khwaab sajao

Then Anu will give him a *nudge* & he will come back to earth
Punji's reply will be in Punjabi song:

List list teri list nay kitta paagal meinno
ki haalat hoh gayee Dost di koi khabar nay tennoo
*hits head on the desk repeatedly*



Bhoot ko bhoot
-Anjana

Bhoot ko Bhoot nahi bholu?

Toh Bhoot ko kya bholu?

Tumne tasveer nahi bheji!

Humne samja tum bhoot hoji!

Bhoot ko bhi tasveer nahi aati

Tumari bhi koi tasveer nahi aati

Hum ghalat kaha thai?

Ye tumhe paatah hai

AA bhi jaa
-Mehr
(on Boby's request..here's a song for Karan Sing... 😃 Lucky Ali's song "aa bhi jaa")

Aa bhi jaa, aa bhi jaa, Karan Sing aa bhi jaa...(2) 😍
Mumbai ko kar alvida, jaldi say aa bhi jaaaa )...(2)
hamari, hamari dil ki, bardaasht ki oh seema kya hai 😡

Yun to, ghalti hai hamari, umeed tujh say, ho, too kaha hai 😕

p.s."ghalti hey hamari" is liye coz we are addicted to this show :)

Dondz Ki Memory Mein
-Viss

dhondz dhondz na raha.....

Savita Savita na rahi...

BTV hame tera aitbar na raha...

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KMH ke veerano me ...

jab bhi Dil se pukaroge....

Mai aati rahungi...Mai aati rahungi....

Jub dard ka mausam ho....

KMH ka sitam ho...DHONDU agar sath chhodde..

Dil se pukaroge ...To mai aati rahungi...

KMH Soap Talent

-Minnie , An & Nupur

May be you can hang that with your bow on Punji's head.. saying I am finally hitched!

Finally hitched, soon to be ditched

Without hitching and ditching, no BT serial can move forward...

& Lots Bitching........
MG perfect combo...
Put a lit bit of hitching.....then a bit of bitching.....shake it all up and comes out ditching...
the perfect BT combo as An said! It should be THERE tag Line!!!!

Savitha & Arjun ki Poetry
-anuT

"Oh momji......
Bada dukh deena
Punji Jr. ne bada dukh deena
Dictation likhwaye, mujhse coffee banwayi
Mera mushqil kar diya jeena
Bada dukh deena ...

Uski hairstyle pe sar thokti hoon
Uski dressing sense pe main roti hoon
Meri advice ki kadar, use hogi magar,
Poora adda kahega usse namoona...

Bada dukh deena

Meri ankhiyan, mere sapne
Accident mein le gaya saath woh apne
Sochu main din raat, shayad theek hi hai baat
Kapdo ki jhagmag se ho jati blind varna...

Bada dukh deena

Sunkar meri Mom - duhai....
Usne apni outfit change karwai...
Aaj ho jayega murder, phir se pehna stinky sweater....
Jiski qismat mein laundry thi kabhi naa....
Bada dukh deena"

Om Jai Arjun Punj

Ab ye pyaas mitaao, humaarein paas aa jaao,

Hum karein tumhari seva

Om Jai Arjun Punj...

TAN...Maan..but not dhaan sab kuch hai tera....

Tera tujh ko aarpaan, kya hai ab mera

Om Jai Arjun Punj!!!!

Arjun-Punj-Ki-Puja

-Anjana

Aarmaan jo dil mein the dil hi mein rahe gayee

Sapne jo bandh aankhon se dekhi woh bhaigayee

Pyaar jo humne kiya naftrat meine bhikar gayee

Do dil toota aur haathon se Duniya choot gayee

Hamari prem kahani addaa aduri rahe gayee

Aab kabhi jhoota coffee ka moment aur na aayee

Aarmaan jo dil mein the dil hi mein rahe gayee

Source: Anjana's bad shayari classes with Unty con'ts

Arjun-Punj-Ki-Accident

-Aditi

Yippeee..Accident ho gaya Rabba rabba Accident ho gaya rabba

Humne Wednesday ko Crap dekh a

Thursday ko Bakwass dekha

Friday ko accident ho gaya rabba rabba

Thoda iske baap ka kassor

thda uske baap ka kasoor

Accident Ho gaya Rabba Rabba

Arjun-Punj-Ki-Accident

-Anjana

Kya bolti tuh?

Kya mein bolu?

Tuh chor deghi muhje?

Mein jaane du tuhje?

Yeh kya hua?

Kab hua?

Kaise hua?

Dost Dost na raha

Anu Anu na raha

Pyaar ghost ho giya

Dost dusmani par aagiya

Warning letter milgiya

"Jis din vo High N Mighty se pehli bar mili thi...Vahi to Sabse bada accident tha..

Jub vo uss Tufan se takarai ..Aankhe band kar usi se mohabbat ki...Vahi to Ekta ka BLIND-TRACK tha.."

@ Anjana: Your wish ...Is vo EK PAL..

"Sadiyon se hume jis EK PAL ka intezar hai...

Usi Ek PAL ne jeena dushvar kiya hai...

Unhe to kadra hi nahin uss PAL ki..

Unhe Ehsas bhi kahan hai..

Vo to hum hai Jinhone apne Vaqt ko unke liye bekar kiya hai..."

@ Sea-gl: yr wish........KS tum kahan ho......????

"Aapko Intezaar hai unke aane ka..

Aapko Intezaar hai unke aane ka..

Kya pata ..

Kal Tumhi Intezaar karo unke Jaaneka..."

@Nupur..:

Prem Deewani..

U r luv was true n pure ...u were doin Tan-Man-Dhan Seva..without any wish..U sud sing ths lines for him ...

"Me Dhundti thi tuzko Sunehri kirno me..Tu bhatak raha tha Andheri galiyo me..

Me Chahti thi tuzko ..me prem ki deewani...

Par maine paya tuzko Nafraton ke sheher mai..

Mai bhul baithi khudko...mai kaun hun mai kya hun..

Tu ataka huva kahin tha AUKAT ki ratan me.."

@ Adda PPL:

"Hazaron khwahise aisi ki har khwahis pe dum nikle..

Ab to sambhl jao..Aur kuchh aisa karo Ekta Apne Ghar se naa nikle.."

Kya-Say-Kya-Hoh-Gaya

Kya se kya ho gaya.....Ekta .....
is Bakwaas mein
Chaha kya kya mila...Ekta
is Bakwaas mein
Chalo sunhana bharam to toota,
jana teri creative team kya hai
Tout kiya tha different Lovestory
Yeh to kaha 'Love' kahan 'Story' ban gaya hai
Humne kyaa kya na saha Ekta
Is aas mein.....
Sudhroge tum zara.....
Par....Humko kya mila.....Is Bakwaas mein

Hamare tumhare intelligence level mein
Meelo ke faasle hai
Yakeen nahi hota hai hum tumhara serial
Is tarah follow kar rahein hai
Hona hai aur kya ...
iske baad mein
Lowest point aa gaya...Is bakwaas mein...

Pyar-Ki-Dastaan

-Anjana

Humain mohabbat the

Tum kabhi bewaafa na the

Par yakeen hum karna sake

Daard ki zakhm dekh na sake

Kaal hum saath rehte bhi dur the

Aaj hum dur rehte bhi saath hai

Yeh kaise behuda mazak hai

Yeh kaise pyar ka dastan hai

Zakhme jo kabhi barna sake

Gham jo kabhi ghum na sake

Nazare jo kabhi hum juhka na sake

Aaj tumse chahe ke bhi mila na sake

Accident-Ke-Baad-Adda-Ke-Kavisamelan

(Ref : May18th 2009 Epi)

Viss

Tabhi to kaha tha AN..

Hazaro khwahison ko dil me dabake rakho..

KMH valo se inhe chhupake rakho..

vo log Mauke ki talash me rehte hai..

Aur hamari Soch aur Ummedo se pare zatke milte hai..

By An

But, kya kaare,
Kuch haamre bhi armaan the,
Dekhe Arohi ko blind,
But, lagta hai, Arohi ho gayee,
Hate blind...

By Lata

BT ne hamare armaanon ka gala ghot diya...
Arohi ko na andha naa gehraa coma kiya...
Hp ko nahii maara, na hi Dk ko dard diya....
Ulta Arjun ko topi de kar hamein sar ka dard diya!!

By Anjana

Pyaar ki ghuzarish ki humne

Yeh kya gunah kiya humne

Kabhi "Ek pal" manga tha

Aab "OM" mangte hai

Hoga jo Ekta ki marzi

Mangna humari marzi

By Viss

" Mera dil mere Armano ki Kabra ban gaya..

BT valo ne last moment pe Dhoka de diya.."

apni khwahiso ko baju pe rakho..

puchhti ho ek vakil hokar tumhara gunha kya hai..

Samne BT hai aur tumne Khwahison ko list jari kiya hai...

By Anjana

Saach kabhi chupta nahi..

Himmat hai toh bol ke dehko

Kayar ho woh joh mauhlat mangte hai

gunah kiya toh maafi mange ke dekho

sazaa aur pryaschit ka farq jaan ke dekho

By An

I love you and no longer fear rejection,
But, I dread the look in your eyes,
When you will say, Adios forever,
I can live with the thought that,
We were never meant to be together,
But, I cannot bear the cold looks,
When you tell me, I am a spineless scoundrel.

By Lata

Punji's thinking is needlessly complicated
He should've told the truth and let her be irritated
He should've proved his worth and with love left her saturated
Instead of poking taunts while leaving her all frustrated

He is incurring her wrath for reasons unknown to sense
He is haunted by his past and worried for future hence
When instead he could be happy now in the present tense
With Arohi successful and still her old cheerful self

By An

Punji is a human, a man of this planet,
Trying things his own way, telling Arohi,
the meaning of love in his unique way,
Do not expect him to take the often used path,
He is meaning to build a highway in the jungles of Amazon...

By Lata

Meaning of love?

Is definitely not crashing into your lover
Breaking her legs and making her suffer
Lovers don't taunt and in the shadows hover
Instead they sing ballads and set hearts aflutter
Loving is NOT for an emotional wreck, a lechy stalker.

By An

Love has different ways to show I care,
I am there when you stumble a little,
Your eyes will never see my presence,
My eyes will follow you till the last end,
Protecting you from every hurdle and stare.

I have hurt you, and given you pain,
I hurt now thinking what have I done,
But, I am trying to undo my doing,
Give me a chance to explain when I
Come at the door, seeking your hand.

It's not easy to stand here, and see you
Take a step away from me, but today
there is no choice and options left,
Seeing you from far away is the only way
I can reach your home tomorrow.

By Lata

The pain you gave me was immense
I lost all faith, gave up all hope
And began to see the world through a tainted lens

Now you say that you are on a path to repent
That your ignorance was to be blamed for the damages caused
But hurt can't be undone, nor the suffering be unspent

Now you say you looked above me from paths that were shadowed
But the truth is you left me alone to pick up the pieces
Instead of being by my side, in the sidelanes you wallowed

Tomorrow I'd have moved onto avenues that lie ahead
You too should move on and let me be -
Forget the darkness and look towards sunshine instead

By Viss

Hilna hai to duniya ko hilao Khud hilne ki kya zarurat hai..?

Poetry karni hai to Angrezi me karo ..Hindi me karne ki kya zarurat hai..?

Dondz-Welcome-Shayari-Kavisamelan

(Ref : May19th 2009 Epi)

-Adda Ppl

Minnie

By An

This is reply to your yesterday's post:

I am not waiting for the sun to rise,

I have seen the beam in the darkness,

I am not standing on your way,

You are free like the bird flying high,

Just building a nest for you, in case

You want to escape and take a rest.

I am not following you or seeking company,

I have befriended your smiling image.

I am waiting for you to climb the ladder,

Reach the top without fumbling,

Just standing close to you, so that

You can always rest your head on my shoulder.

I am not desiring anything from tomorrow,

I have found peace and meaning in today.

By Lata

I appreciate you being there for me, I do
But don't you understand, I don't need you!

I can find my own ways, I can build my own nests
I want to fumble and fall, to learn from my own tests

You are standing close to be my solace
But I can't forget the hate and malice

I lost faith in us through experiences past
But hope that the peace you found always lasts

Dil-E-Armaan Ujad gaye the jiske jane ke baad...

Vahin sajaya hai basera baharone Uske aane ke baad..

Tyag Aur Balidan ki murat ho tum..

Gar mohabbat ko naa dekhaho kisine...

To kehdun.. Mohabbat ki surat ho tum...

Mere har Jikra mai tumhara naam hai...

Arjun nahin ..hamare pyare Dhondu ho tum...

Hamari hasti mit jayegi ..Lafzon ke saath...

Agar hum Mumbai jayenge to.. Shayari ke saath...

Vo aur honge jo badal jate hai...vahan jake..

Mumbai hi badal jayegi..Hamare Kadam rakh ne ke saath..

While chasing your dreams,
Flying your kite high in the sky,
You may never want to look back,
But, do not ever tell me that,
You never ever loved me.

By Lata

Your love was once all the faith I needed
To give wings to my wishes and send them soaring
But my faith you spurned to such an extent
That it took me a while to start dreaming again

I can't deny the love I once felt, however
The snatches of shared past are fading away
At one time my heart burned with unbound ardour
But now, not even the cinders remain

By An

You are burning in bitterness,

It is taking a long while to heal,

Why is that you are still mourning,

Eyes tell a different story, and

You are running towards the sea,

Where I stand looking at the

Breaking day, and its beautiful hues!

By Lata

Bitter I'm not, neither am I in mourning

I simply say that life's taught me much meaning

That never again will I trust so willingly

Strangers with a fickle heart

And while I chase them with a renewed zeal

I cherish soft winds and flowing streams more

Happiness is me, bursting forth from many corners

By Anjana

Tumhari saaman meri paas hai

Mera zindagi aab tumhari pass hai

kaal mere dukh tumara dard tha

Aaj tumhari dard mera dard hai

Tumhe zakhm humne hi diya

Par tumhe humko khushi diya

Chand lambho ki liye hi sahi

Par kuch to khushi hum payi

Sayad is janam ke liye woh kaafi

Aab kabhi na mange saku maafi

By Anu

Kabhi hum humsafar the

Aaj tumhari humsaya hu

Par muhje fakhar hai ki

Tumne mujhe pyaar kiya

Aur fakhar hai ki aaj

tum meri pyaar ho

muhje fikaar hai toh

aapni nahi tumhari

hum saath nahi par

mein tumhari hi hu

I may lack ambition, but i had dreams

not of apple gardens and honeybees

of a life with roads with travelled together

but i may have now ruined that forever

so with sorrow i have let your hand go

and will henceforth be your shadow

you will not know that i am even there

but i will always be there where you are

for now basking in your spirit n' essence

but, i still have your stuff n' some hope

that when you reach your destination

and i reach out, you won't reject me

will give me a chance to say my sorry

and know that i respecfully mean it

Dhondu nahi aapki Dhondz hu

Mein lakhman toh aap meri Ram

Muhje yahan chood ke maat jaao

Bharat aab bhi zinda hai Salil mein

Usko dehdo aap yeh samaan

Muhje dehdo sirf ek aur mooqka

Sirf peeche peeche chalne ki

aur torah khayal rakeneki

mein kahana nahi makunga

par kahana zaroor dehdunga

aaj leh chaalo aap sirf muhje

mein zindagi bhar saat dunga

Tuhi tuhi mera sapna hai

aur koi mere aapna nahi

yeh ehsaas tumne na jana

tum bin mein behgana

teri chaah mein duniya kya

khud ko bhi bhula dhunga

muhje bhi pata nahi kya

sahi aur kya hai galat

pata hai to sirf yeh ki

meri galati maafi ki layak nahi

khushi hai ki muhje samaj hai

aur intezaar hai usse din ka

jab mein phir kabil hu tumari

Teri mohabbat pe aaj mujko yaaken

par mein khoya hu tumhari yakeen

baas sirf teri khushi ki khwaish hai

aur dil mein ek choti si tamana hai

ek din ka jaab meet jaya sab fasle

ek pal ka jaab samah phir humara

Mein shayar nahi

Unty ka sirf neice hu

tumko koi taklif ho

to muhje na batao

mein kaha iss kabil hu

Mein kabhi ek pari thi

Aaj mein dusman hu

jis ke liye mein marthi thi

usne muhje dokha diya

kissi aur ka dost hogaya

muhje pucha bhi nahi

yeh kya sila diya

meri chaaha ka yeh

Yeh kya ajeeb eshaas hai

Har taraf tum hi tum ho

mein koh gayi hu tuhme

Yeh kya ajeeb eshaas hai

hum kal milne na milne

hamesh saath mein hai

Teri sapna aab meri sapna hai

Ek pal ke liye mein dehdi zindagi

par koi gham nahi khush hai

kuch karene ki tamana hai

aaj jeene ki tamana hai

fanaa ho ne ki khwaish hai

phir tumhari hone ki intezaar hai

By Anjana

Reel world romance is real world sexual harassment

Reel world hero goodlooking real world u don't want to look

Par usse duniya ka zero (Dhondz) is duniya ka hero ho sakta

Unka rhona dhona humara mazak ha wajah ho sakta hai

So unki duniya aur meri duniya ek duniya mein hai par alag hai!

By Karishma

anjana dreaded the long sleepless nights
A plea for rescue from punjis sight

Torn between duty and love
The good lawyer rises like a dove
Fluttering off to do her job
Of defending some apple eating sloth
Who won't even pay her bill
Nor ever thank her for her skill
In springing him from that P&M jail
And dazzling the court to save his pineapple hair

By Viss

umne pukara aur hum chale aaye...

Jaan hatheli par le aaye re......

"An ka virtual Billionair status kaam kar gaya hai....

Aur hamare ek laute lawyer ko table k neeche se inaam de gaya hai.."

have a special poem by a special poetess:

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height

My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight

For the ends of Being and Ideal Grace.

I love thee to the level of every day's

Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.

I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;

I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.

I love thee with the passion put to use

In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith

I love thee with a love i seem to lose

with my lost saints, - I love thee with the breath,

Smiles, tears, of all of my life! and if God choose,

I shall but love thee better after death.

(Source: Elizabeth Barrett Browning)

Zehre aur shak ko

Aapni paas hi rakho

Mein khotta nahi hu

Tumhari tara nahi hu

Ki peeche se kissi se

Var kararungi aur neech se

Kuch kaama bhi lungi

Mein joh bhi karungi

Khul aam samane karungi

By Manisha

Oye balle balle ki dhodhu ji wapis aa gaya.. oye balle balleki screen pe wapis se cha gayaa..oye balle balle... ji balle balle .. oye balle balle ki show pe rang cha gayaa.. oye balle balle ki punji ke sang aa gaya.. ...oye balleee balleeee

By An

Mujhe hai jaroot chavaniyo,
Kyonki Dhondz hai ab,
Dakku Daddy ke den mein,
Usko nikalna hai aur
Mumbai nagari mein banana,
Hain famous superstar...

Meine jo bhi kiya,
Bas kiya Dhondz ke liya,
Bas itna hi favourite hai...

By Aruna

Dhondz ka tho bahana hain
Jaab aphi hi barna hain
Aisa An ka kehna hain

By An

Kuch chavaniya reah jaaye,
mere chote se pocket mein to,
Meri kya galti hai, woh to pocket
aur chavaniyo ka pyaar hai...

By Aruna

Chavani se karna kya
Apno se bada hain kya
Arjun se tho seekho kuch
Tyaag karo yeh sab kuch

By Aruna

KMH ka tho pata nahin
Arjun chahe jaye woh jail
Arohi gaya ya khaya ras (agulla)
Par Hame choda hain bakwas ka dher

By An

Sanki Punji hai fool,
Chal diya hai hoke,
Than Than gopal
aur Pahuch gaya jail...

Sab aapne hai,
Jab tak hai chavaniyo,
ke polti mere pass...
Samjhi Aruna...

By Minnie

By Minnie

Dhondu ke liye jail jaogi tum
Par kya wahan Arjun ko jhel paogi tum
Uski bak bak se Ganga bhi hai ghayal
Himmatwali ho jo razi ho banane ke liye pagal

By Viss

Dil me iqrar Aur Public Adde pe inkar.."

By Aruna

An ki baath suna nahin
Ek kahani ki baath nahim
Usse tho aur bhi hain sunni

Har din ek nayi story
kaisi hogi khwaish puri
Yeh An ko tho bahana hain
Arjun ko jo dekthe rehna hain

By Aruna

Adda mein aaj kya hua

Sabki shayari banthi gayi

Kal Arjun ne kya hasdi
Tho Adda mehfil bangayi

By Viss

Apani hi aankhon pe yakin naa raha jub aapko

Khud ke saath naa dekha...

Uske bavajud aapko dhundha kiye hum

ke kabhi iss par dekha kabhi uss par dekha.."

" Pata tha unki ek Muskurahat ke saath Beh jaoge..

Barso ke kisi khaas ko bhul jaoge..

Hume lagata tha sadiyon ka hamara saath hai..

Par jante na the ke tum pal me hi saathi badal jaoge.."

Karan Singh:

Bahot sanjoye the armaan..usike liye chale aao..

Arjun aur aarohi ke liye naa sahi..

Apple ki bigadi hui image sudharne hi chale aao..

By Viss

Arjun:

Maana tumhare haath Aarohi ke haathon me achhe lagate hai..

Par ab jub saath choota hai to sirf hathkadiyon me achhe lagte hai..

Baharon phool barsao mera KS laut aaya hai

Mera KS laut aaya hai

Baharon phool barsao mera KS laut aaya hai

Mera KS laut aaya hai

Hawao ragni gayo mera KS laut aaya hai

Mera kS aaya laut hai

Wo lali phool ki mehendi lagadega wo Arohi ki haato mein

Arohi ki haato mein.........

By Viss

But if KS has interupted AA love story..Thn Boby listen carefuly..

Jise bulaya hai tumne Bage-baharon me..

Vo gar aagaya Do pyar karne vaalo me..

To Boby sunlo tum..

Tumhe baant denge hazaro me..

Aur har tukde ko fenkenge mahasaagaro me..

Mai iss duniya ka hi nahin lagata..Muze u aazaad naa rakho..

Hilata rehta hun mai ... sab ko hilaata rehta hun..

Muze kaid karlo aee Duniya vaalo..

mai ujaadta rahun bane huve tinkon kaa basera..aise haalat naa rakho..

these lines were spoken by him to creativez..But he was liyin ..u know why ..read ths one (After his entry into jail..)

Yahaan aana meri chaahaton me saamil na tha..

Bhala jail mai bhi kisiko raahat hoti hai?

Ye to duniya ka sitam dekha ..aur bahana bana diya..

Roz adde pe jaata hun to ghabraahat hoti hai..

Issi liye ye safar tey kiya hai..

Khud ko adde se dur kiya hai..

Ab jaa kar ye jaana hai..Chain ki ek saans kaisi hoti hai..

By Viss

Bas Anjana ki sajaayi hui iss mehfil se hum rukhshat chaahte hai..

Bus ab aur is zamane par apne labzon se sitam nahin karte..

Aur saath hi apne dimaag ka bhi chaino-sukun chaahte hai...

U want me to write on myself Anu..so il have to.. il hv to on my birtday..Let me praise myself..

Ae Paththar Dil-Zamane..

Kya kya naa saha maine..

Chahe KMH ka sitam ho..

Chahe Anu ke ROFL's ho..

Vo An ki Chavvani..

Party me na mili entry..

Vo Anjana ka dhokha..

Mera saath usne chhoda..

Vo Lovely ke dande..

meri Aarohi ke sarpe..

Vo Boby ka KS invitation..

Muze mil gayi frustration..

Vo Mehr ke phoolon ki baris..

yad aayi Punji ke pyar ki numayis..

Itana agar sitam ho..

Itana jo gar gam ho..

Fir bhi agar zinda hai..

To kuchh khas baat hai humme..

By Anjana

@ Adda.. air.. lack there of and KMH song now starting to get to me...

Tumko annoy kar ke bhi annoy karna chaata hai dil

Bore kar ke bhi Bore karna chaata hai dil

Annoyance aane laagi - Saaso mein bhadbuu chaane laagi

Kaisey Kahey Hum Kitani Bloopers dete Hai - Kitani Bloopers dete hai

Kaisey Kahey Humain Kitani Confusion Hai - Kitani Confusion hai

Dil pe Ekta se dushmaani chaagayi iss kadar

Baandh aankhon se bhi HP ki death aayee nazar

Kaisey Kahey Hum Kitani Mistakes karte Hai - Kitani mistakes karte hai

Kaisey Kahey Humain Kitani Questions Hai - kitani questions hai

By Anjana

Diya tha tumne mujhe aapna haath

Pakara tha meine tumhara haath

Woh haath mere haath se choot gaye

Aur meri duniya - meri dil loot gayee

Aaj muhje kissi aur ki parva nahi

Aab muhje koi gham bhi nahi

Bas jee rahi hu - saas hai iss liye

Yaad hai toh baas joh tumne diye

Fariyad hai toh tumari khush ki

Tamana hai tumari ek haasi ki

By Anjana

Mangte toh dehte ek dil ke liye duniya

Aapne manga nahi par loot liya duniya

Pyaar mein aapne muhje diya dhoka

Natasha Mittal se kar liye aapne roka

Aab tanhai meri saathi - meri zindagi

waada kiya tha ek pal ke liye zindagi

Par bolla tha ke azmana maat kabhi

Jhoote waade koi azmaata kabhi

Aab karu bhi toh mein kya karu

Shikayad karu toh bhi kisse karu

Ghalati kiya ke mein pyaar kiya

Bewakuf tha joh aapko dil diya

Aisi bhul aur na hogi kabhi mujhse

Aab sirf nafrat karungi mein tujhse

Arjun-Arohi-Adda-Ki-Kavisamelan

(Ref : June1 2009 Epi) -Adda Ppl

By Anjana

Kaun Sarak Chaap Bikari?

park bench par sota hai

samundar mein nahata hai

dusro ki coin lekhe wish mangta God se

-dost ko bolta.. hang up kar paise nahi hai.. tu bolta bahoot hai..

By Lata

Arohi ki baatein badi badi.......
Punji ke baal khade khade......
Karu ke dialogue sade sade.....
Salil aur Purvi vele khade...

Yeh kaisi mohabbat hai??😆😆

By Aruna

Punji break letha hain
bhudi ma ko bejtha hain
break ke baad ayega
Aur sardard layega

Mahanta abhi bakhi hain
Par hume yeh kafi hain
Punji jaldi jail jaaye
Taki hume chain aaye

By Ishi

This is what we have to recover from right now:
*headaches and hairloss from all the head banging and hair pulling
*Blurry vision due to all the visual attyachar
*Hearing damage due to repeatidly having to hear lousy,useless,nonsense dialogues

By Anjana

AP to Evil K, A, and Ekta

Pyaar bhavagvan ki den hai

Yeh OM meri Arohi ki den hai

Isse mein har waqt pehnta hu

Jail mein bhi usko yaad karta hu

Kabhi saath thi jo haath choot gaye

par yeh pyaar ka ehsaas nahi gaye

Yeh OM humari pyaar ki nishani

Usse tum na phero thanda paani

By Anjana

There once was a Turkey
who wished to be a Peacurky
So, she robbed everyone blind
Left her pauper friends behind
All she desired was a makeover
Can a lost soul like that startover
when she has no more friends left
She lost them all becoz of her theft
Now she must become like valmiki
Repent for a week without mickey

By Anjana

Waha ki ek khoobsurat pari hai
Uske ke saamne mein kuch nahi
Sach yeh mein zero hu hero nahi
Usko shayad ab mein paa na saku
Kabhi zindagi mein aur choo na saku
Par phir bhi ho tum meri pyaari Pari
Jis ke liye mein de du zindangi saari

Why don't I believe
That I hate you
Despite all that you've done in the past
The tears I shed in solitude
The grief which still pierces my heart
Is all a measure of my hurt
Hurt which in a way is self inflicted
How else do you explain?
Despite my claims to the contrary
Only you can give me so much pain....

Anu, teri ishq mein rang da mohe

-Anjana

By An

My jail venture will be called... Punji Ki Yatra, Punch Line: "Punji in Jail, All Hail and Wail..."

By Minnie

i cannot now complain you are unfair
i love you still without any expectations
in so doing, give you the power to hurt
i have no hope that it will ever be right
but that's alright, i have no expectations
i love because i cannot do otherwise
you hate because you are not wise
all i ask is that you leave me alone
I cannot bear your sullen presence

By An

There is something about life,
That keeps us moving ahead,
Rather than mere surviving,
We dream of standing at the cliff,
Spreading our wings and flying.

By Minnie

Agar main hoon Tulip
Toh tum sab ho Roses
Khushboo tumhare likhne se aati hai
Meri toh bas chalti hai yunhi bakwaas! 😆

Aur Aaj Adda ka naam par daaba
Par tum joh lot aayaa Paris se
Toh chalo uski khushi mein party

By Anut

Apple ho yah kela
sab khaye akela
Share karke deekho
Arjuhi Punuts se tho seekho

By Aruna

Look at the potential for all these movies in KMH..

Ganga jee convincing him, Maan jao sajna
she tracking Arohi, Dhoondte reh jaoge
hearing Arohi ki 2 years ki story, Daastan -e- Arohi
Punji out of jail...Main azad hoon
Arohi half-heartedly romancing Karu...Kisse pyar Karu
seeing Punji's shadow... Shhhssshhhh Koi Hai
start of tu-tu mein- mein..Baaton baaton Mein
love track, Pyar, ishq, mohabbat
then the misunderstaing... Judaai 😆
tum lot aaye
par humare liye
kaya leh aaye?
jaaoo cafe kolo
bhuke logo ko
chaavani lo
aur kahana do

By Nupur

Hum star ka fishy mamla samja
par ye jail ka ghafla nahi samja
Decay phir hogayee hai gayab
shayad woh bhi bangaye shahib
aur Sav ke saath ghum ne gaya
par sab ki tarah park nahi gaya

By An

By Minnie

By An

Punji's road to jail
Not yet my dear friends
More crap's on its way
As punji's greatness's not yet done

An ke baat pe na jaana
jeb apni hain usse pyari
party party ka gaye gaana
Waise last party mein ho gayi murghi hamari

By Minnie

By An

pyaar kya hai

pyaar junoon hai,pyaar sakoon hai,

pyaar sazaa hai,pyaar wafaa hai,

pyaar dua hai,pyaar dawa hai..

pyaar ka matlab sirf pana nahin,

pyaar ka matlab toh paakar khona hai,

pyaar ka matlab saari zindagi saath chalna nahin,

pyaar ka matlab toh ek pal mein zindagi jeena hai,

By Ria

@Anjana....
I can still see a shining light
and somewhere down in the bottom of my heart I am sure
The OM Moment will be Super Bright!

KMH kinda looks back on track
An, the cynic says so too
Finally they have cut some slack
Tho' OM moment, they're yet to do

By An

OM moment, Anjana's moment,
They for sure will make a mess,
Just like the Ek Pal moment,
It will cause great distress... 😆

By Aruna

Ek pal moment, need not be one
Many together can make the "one"

OM moment could be the one
When Arjun buys a fake one
An OM, just like Arohi's one.

By An

You mean to say same pinch one,
Aruna just poured cold water on
Anjana's wait for a beautiful moment,
Wait now for the wrath that will fall on you... 😆😆😆

Aruna

Beautiful it is, if you think it one
As Arjun searches all chor bazaar
And sifts thru' OM's hazaar
For one befits his beloved one

By An

What a waste of time and class
Looking for an imitation of OM
In a chor bazaar of all the places,
Let him wait for the peaceful moment of OM.

By Anjana

The Joker

By Anjana

Ganga ke saat pineapplecut punji hai,

so yeh definitely cut and paste promo hai

dialogue woh bhi laagta bahut purana hai😛

By Anjana

Ajnabhi, meray kaun ho tum?
kabhi sikhaya tha smile
kabhi bin maanga pyaar
aab dehte ho muhje dua
shukriya meray bhagwaan

have learned my lesson

So, no more torture session

not with the one they call Ekta

I cannot tolerate more jhatka

When she promises "hatke"

I now know she means "Bhatke"

Kabhi director toh kabhi actor

sabs ke sabse nuclear reactor

Warning sign dekho and rukho

varna bahut bura halaath, oh no!

By Anjana

@N:

Aab tum wada kiya toh nibhana zaroor

Dil ke joh dukhi usko mat karo majboor

Varna woh Apna rama katha kardega shuru

Tab phir hum sab kahenge chodo o love guru

Galti hogayee humse joh hum ne kuch maanga

Humko na ho hona isse kahani ka Pagal Ganga

By Anjana

Only to Vela Shayar's of this forum

Me not included so, i leave forum

share my bad shayari at the BT fair

they seem to like slackers there

it will be good cure for my ill health

although i will be lacking in wealth

i will finally be able to nap on job

not have to worry about uncle bob

By Aruna

Here's a punji "gana"

joker bana kaidi
yeh kaise kab hua
Har baat jiski hain chua
Tho saaza uski lagegi hame
yeh kaise kab hua

By Anjana

Law BIN LOGIC:-)....

Ganga bin Gyan

Sur bin TAAL

Arohi bin OM

Punji ki Phaasi

Humko ayee Haasi

By Anjana

Punji 10th Padav se ghira

Aur pauch gaya seeda jail

Aapko paatha hey kyun?

Woh itna hilta jhulta joh hai

Shayad K.S. aur Arohi ko

Apple bageecha mai dekh ke

AP ka pair thora phisalgaya

Usse laaga haath mai cell hai

MU mai pull kar diya woh trigger

By Anjana

let us be a foil and actually creative

the hitenites are changing his nappy

As they are no doubt very unhappy

his jawab will undoubtedly lack reason

no need for us to seek it for that reason

By Aruna

Kya is pal ke liye humne time barbad ki
Jab Ganga bolegi main hoon na
Par Punji kahega main to jaonga

By Anjana

Humare paas spare time tha

Isliye humne kiya thor time pass

Humari ghalat family thi yeh tragedy hai

Laagta hai yeh horror yaa comedy hai

joh bhi hai "muft" hai, so leh liye

aab pachtana hai, toh jhalao diya

banchao tum aap devdas ki paro

ya mohabharata ka arjun ka krishna

Joh bhi ho yeh toh behti ganga hai

uski rukh tum aab nahi badal sakte

By Anjana

Jisse ko diya tha woh lecture

woh khud aaj class bunk kiya

Punji ka bhi pair philsalgiya

hum kyun bane mahaan??

By An

Punji was walking bare feet,
Bata ne bhi kar diya tata,
Bechara kaha phaas gaya,
Bas ab time to say final tata... 😆

By Minnie

Chaha maine dekhna Arjun ko jail mein
Yeh to jaldi pahuch gaya court mein
Court ne sunai saza-e-maut
Ganga arre arre sunoo karti bas gayi laut?

By An

Ganga jee self-proclaimed pest thi,
Book deal ke liya khoda Punji ko,
Ab woh chal de Himalaya darshan par,
Punji ko bol, tumhara pyaar karoon gi mein amar... 😆

By Minnie

Punji was a part-time joker
Didnt think he'd be a sucker
Ganga fleeced him
KS jailed him
Where is Arohi I ask
Hmm.. I think she's still dancing in the park 😆

By An

You ask, and only ask,
Aditi bhi only ask, and ask,
Do some digging task,
And, fill an empty flask,
Arohi is eating corn-flakes

Do not Disturb her,
She is his empire's heir,
Thinking about him from far,
Playing a love game in the fair,
With Karu without any fear... 😆

By Minnie

Dig, dig Punji will dig
A grave very big
Jump in for the one he love
Flown away have the doves
He needs a doctor not a lawyer
Someone to tell him honey.. its over

By An

Honey is minting money,
Here is from dynasty of monkey,
Acting like a vagabond donkey,
Love makes you do crazy things,
But killing is not part of the bargain,
Let him jump, enter folklore as gain,
Fit to be memory, not someone's honey...

By Minnie

Usse chahiye Hamdard ka Tonic Pyar Bhara.. 😆😆.. me just continued Punji ke life ka jingle.. 😉😆😆

Jail mein sad raha hun main fool baasi
Lag rahi hai mujhko jaldi phaasi
Mommy ke diya mujhe bhula
Daddy sharab khatam karne mein laga
Arohi padi OM ke piche
Sallu latka Vandy-Purvi ke beech mein 😆😆

By An

Mein chala bas chala,
Thodi aur baachi hai meri dastaan,
phir mein chala sabko kar alvida,
Sun lo ab akhri panno ki kahani,
Phir pe lena mere matke se pani... 😆

By Minnie

Punji nahi jayega noose ke paas bhi behna
Dekhi hai uske Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna
Ayegi Arohi inspired from Nach Baliye
Gayenge dono Rock and Roll Sohniye 😆

By An

Mat karo yesha aatyachaar,
Phir se mat dalo matke ka paani,
Mere saare khile-khile armaano par,
Jaane do usse aapni yatra par,
Alvida ka akhiri padav karne do usko par... 😆😆😆

By Nupur

@ An
Arre Dil-E-nadaan itna atyachaar na kaar
Bina Reason par Punji ka kaam tamaan na kaar

By An

By Nupur

Zamaane ko deekhana hai.....
Sadist Ka yeh naya Model se milwana hai! 😆

By An

Zamaana to khada doom ke door par,
Usko bas intezaar aapne date ka,
Sadist ke liya time kaha, woh to milne chala,
Aapne aapne model ke pass... 😆

By Nupur

Yeh Nirashaa Ka andhkaar Kyon?

Ek time woh Bhi aayega......
Jab Log tumka dekh ke bolenge...
Woh jaa rahi An the sadist....
Aur Lambi katar me khade ho kar tumhara Auto graph lenge!

By An

Sab Graph ki galti hai,
Kabhi upar, kabhi niche,
Sab kar diya unbalanced,
Aur chod gayee kitno ke peeche... 😆

Mera kya hai... katar lambi hai,
Aur yeha bahot garmi hai,
Me will drink nimboo pani,
And, show the right door to knock,
Milegi waha hamari Nups superwoman... 😆

By Nupur

@Minnie....

A bird in hand is better than two in bush....