#Ria ka adda (Special): The Adda Kreationz

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@adda-keepers

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Posted: 16 years ago

Daily we experience KMH through the creative minds at the Adda....living in different parts of the world....belonging to different professions.....age groups......yet all having one common interest....KMH......Arjun Punj.....Arohi Sharma.....and one common goal.......Dissection!

And in this eventful experience we come across some excellent creations.....They are buried in those huge number of posts the Adda generates! Sometimes we go dig them out.....read them and revive the fun moments we have had together....

So here is to those creations.....To the creators of those creations.....To all of you Adda Buddies! I have tried to bring them up as part of a single post (and it will be updated regularly)...

Here we intend to collect the 'general' creations which can be entertaining irrespective of being directed towards a single episode.....which can give us a quick laugh when we need one! which can make us go through those little memories that we have shared on the Forum!

List of Adda Buddies:😳
(If your Name not in this List , PM secretkeeper or me)

An
Anu
Anu's DOST..Karan Kundra
Anjana
Anut
Amite
Aditi_MJHT
aarohi-karan
1dream- Farha
afreen_786
A…
Angel-A
aati1429
AgastyaArchan: Agas
Ajpudi
Amanaranjan
Annie07
Arsh_here
Arshiyaa
XArmaanloverX: Zeba
Asaxena: Aakriti
Ashwitha
Arjuhi_luv_lav: Lavi
Beagleboy
Bemyhero4ever: Savpreet
Castrafa
Charu_1023
Cherry06
Chinnu_kavi
Coldy07: Sam
Crazee4remix
Daphz
Deewani_neha
desicutie831
Dukhibahu
grsiri
Harshita
Hot chilly
Iloverobbie
inamdaar.sana
Ishan2000: Raj
Iqbal-pallavi
Jaideep&robbin
Jasmine…
Jasmeen_chhabra
Jia1
Jiya-Waliya
j44a
Kalpanas
Kdmhfan: Ishi
Kitnimohabbat
Kittykat95
KK84
Laney
Lata_mehra: Lata
Lilmizz_Rahela
Loveabletwinz: Annjan
Lovely: Vaishali
Love is fire: Radhika
Luvfindsitsway: Manisha
Lwfw
Mayah
Manya_dmg
Maybe-just
Mchopra: Shreya
Md410
Meow
Me_4ever
Meeranair
Minnemau: Minnie
Mireen19
Moondrops: Nandini
Morningdew
Mrifna
music_l0ver036: Aaisma
Aadorboseroy: Neeti
Nafbangladesh
Nanthini9
Nims111
Nupur: Punji Ki Kunji
Np-rox
pavs
Parm_Kaur
Pinks86
pinkisluv91: Monica
poulami90
poooohjjjazzzzz
Prakc
Pranii
Priya86
Princesspallavi
Ragini-juneja
Rahilakiller
Ria_h85: Ria
Rishita14
Ruhani01
Sajni786: Shilpa
Sam111222
-Samiya-
sanaayuvi
Sea-Gal: Boby
Somya
Sonia_s11
Secretkeeper: Mehr
sheetal6
Shnehi
Shreya_rc
Stuti_4u
Sum_Sum
Surfgal
Swan20
Sweetassuger16: Karishma
Sanjukta80
sssiham
Tanvikapoor
Tibso9: Aditi
Towatch
Thornewood9: Aisha
Tulli
Tushe
Tvbuff0011
Unpwetty: Mandy
Urooj92
Viss
Wishfor
Xobabiicakesz
xxxxminixxxx
Yeah: Manna
Zooni.blue
x.Shilky.x.

||~The Adda Kreationz~||

The Lists
The Situations
The Images

The Poetry
Others

Notes:

1. Mehr/Anu will update these posts on regular basis so that we can keep track of the Kreationz
2. Totally avoid quoting any of these entire posts, since they are huge in size. Qoute the relevant portion/use the @person format.
3. Kindly only discuss these kreationz in this thread
4. Follow the CoC and keep the thread clean!
5. Share your comments about this thread and make this special edition of Ria ka Adda even more special!
6. Thanks Asfaraz for the ArjuHi Siggie (Part of the Main Banner)
7. Don't forget to press the Like Button....It took some time to get this done! 😛

Edited by adda-keepers - 16 years ago

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Posted: 16 years ago

The Don't Care List
-Adda Gang

1)Dont care abt Arohi where she ends up
2)Dont care Nuts marriage with Arjun
3)Dont care Aman's marriage with Arohi
4)Dont care HP pregnant ...
5)Dont care Hiten hitting on Aunty..
6)Dont care Salil's Apparent death seeing Aunty with Arjun and Aman.
7)Dont care Hanish bhaiya comes back from the dead - Pyar Pyar na raha - biwi biwi na rahi -salil guzar gayee
8)Dont care if HP dies of cancer while singing
9)Dont care if Arjun never gets out of jail -they lost the key anyhow and Ganga decides to stay with him (she's already dumped her fiance for him) N' we know Arjun likes older women
10)Dont care if they build a big shopping mall on the land designated for the Orphan's school
11)Dont care if Nikhil the superstud gets Antara and Sur pregnant
12)Dont care if Sukh Niwas is wrecked by a bulldozer rented by DK
13)Dont care where Savita ends up even if its back together with DK after wrecking AA's relationship
14)Don't care if Paddy and Mohan takeover the company from DK (DK deserves it)
15)Don't care if Mohan dumps Paddy for DK - I would pick him over her as well;
16)Don't care if Nuts takesover PM Media after Punji goes to jail
17)Don't care if Arohi's other brother and bhabhi take control of Sukh Niwas and kick HP, Antara, Sur, Purvi and Arohi to the curb
18) Dont care if Nats gets pregnant with Arjun's drug-child (Drug-child = she put Ekta powder in his drink n' seduced him)
19)Dont care if Paddy becomes a typical Saas who tortures Purvi in front of oblivious Salil
20)Dont care if Dream Boy Salil has an affair with one of his saali's (Antara, Arohi, or Sur)
21)Don't care if Arjun physically hurt Arohi (made her blind, threw her off a cliff, assaulted her, etc.)
22)Dont care if Arohi gets plastic surgery bc of hadsaa n' comes back with a new face (ehem new actress)
23)Don't care if Natz gets plastic surgery and comes back as Aroh to seduce Arjun
24)Don't care if Gossip Aunty transforms herself into Arohi or they switch bodies (spirit exchage) to get her men (Arjun n' Aman of course)
25)Don't care if Arohi loses her memories along with her eyesight n' forgets about Arjun (This may explain why she never visits)
26)Don't care if Arjun and Arohi die and are reborn n' fall in love again only to seperate.
27)Don't care if Arjun and Arohi die and are reborn n' fall in love again only to seperate.
28)Don't care if there is a leap and Arjun+Nats/Ganga's kid falls in love with Arohi + Aman/Siddart's kid
29)Don't care if the reason Arjun is in jail is that he killed Hari Prasad, DK, Savita, Natasha, Salil, etc.
30)Don't care if Arjun has plastic surgery (to accomodate actor change) n' returns to Blind Memoryless Arohi, the Superstar's life, as someone else
31)Don't care if Arjun has plastic surgery (to accomodate actor change) n' returns to Blind Memoryless Arohi, the Superstar's life, as someone else.
32)Dont care arjun gets married to nutty, while arohi gets married to amen....they all live in the same house everyone happy😉
33)dont care if arjun comes out of the jail for arohi but arohi has already secretly married sid and has childrens with him
34)dont care if arjun comes out of the jail...and has to stalk arohi from afar since she probably hates him (after he made her blind by throwing her to a mirror)
35)dont care if salil has ANOTHER brother some were juss waiting till arjun goes to jail soo he can also full around with arohi...
36)Dont care if ekta has to use another of her TRP weapon after 3 yrs :ronit roy:

The Recycle, Reuse, n' Reduce List

-Anjana and Ria

1)Earings;
2)Clothes (both AA clothes are borrowed from other BT serials especially whenever they try to think outside the uniform for Arohi. Also, is it me and my prepetual student status, but does not Arjun's new (sweater dress shirt) look remind you of a college professor. Its certainly reviving all the fantasies I had about my math TA during my first year of Uni before I spoke to n' realized that he was DODO. No wonder Arohi keeps calling him "Sir" - he looks a bit like "Sir" - Seriously I am not complaining I would looove to be his student😳😳
3)Mirrors
4)Everything happens in the same garden and P&M (Did you see all the things they have in the same bldg - hospitaal bhi hai - wonder why Arjun hasn't run into HP] Which reminds me why is this Ladka buttering just Badimaa - uski hone wale Sasur or Saliiyo ke liye kuch nahi - salla kanchoo - challo koi baat nai recession hai bechara ko Salil ke saath cucumbers share karene hai parte hai.
5)Extras from PM moonlight as waiters n rescue DK n' appear in Punji's dreams
6)Dream sequences (Arjun's kissing fantasy being their title sequence - best recyling of scene everrrrr]
7)Dustbins
8)LCD
9)Bathrooms

Arjun Punj Swayamwar Application Form

-Karishma and Adda Gang

1. Name
2. Address
Why do you want to marry arjun punj
Why should arjun marry you

Some requirements:
1. Need to be able to share apples, coffee, clothing
2. Hilling, jhilling is a must ( dont be jealous if at clubs he is a better dancer than you) two left feet always work better than one....
3. Arjun punjj ka first time hai, so needs a girl who is experienced in this field (500 times)
4. Need to know WWF, soccer, cricket (anything that comes out of that sol LCD tv)
5. Needs a girl who blushes more than arjun (i dont even think this girl exists)
6. Girl always has to be confused, or create misunderstandings
7. Has to call arjun SIR..even when you do get married to him BT rule
8. Has to know salsa because its the only known dance in the television industry
9. Need to recycle mirrors, bathrooms, toys with him
10. Needs to be able to stand arjun fiddling with anything in his hands (phone)...i know its very distracting
11. ML problem girls will get first preference
12. Singing ( don't worry background music will be provided even if you are middle of no where)
13. Has to learn to do hardcore "stunts" (jump of a 2 feet high window)
14.the girl needs to know WWF ...and should be ready to get involved in catfight.
15.Girl has to be dumb when he is talking abt his dard bari bachpan
16.Girl has to take care of cockroaches , since PUNJI is ALLERGIC to it.
17.Girl has to dry her hair even though she is right in the middle of a big storm..becoz punji likes to stare at wet hair and the girl...
18.Girl has to watch all KJo movies ..PUNJI doesnt understand any other movies.
19.Girl has to be very good cook...sply Malpuas...punji loves them
20. Girl must either know how to either make (1) non-jaag walli coffee and/or (2) take jaag out of jaag waali coffee.
21. Girl must know how to take dictation or carry tape-recorder as it is one of Punji's preferred methods of communication.
22. Girl must be accessible by cell 24/7, so Punji can confirm that she misses him.
23. Girl should not be into KISSing bc Punji isn't interested in being that kinda of couple;
24. Girl must wear ripable closes in case Punji needs to hide his face in sharam and/or be willing to wear uniforms style clothes so as to not overtax BT budget
25. Girl must be willing to hide Mr. Punj from Cougars like Gossip Aunty

Why Arjun Screamed (Predictions)

(REF: Episode 58-April 21 2009)

-Anjana and Adda Gang

1. He discovered Arohi has been renting out P & M premises to Nathuram & Sons, Cafe, Hospital, etc.
2. He overheard her saying "I love U" to Sidharth, but missed the "NOT"
3. He heard her say she doesn't like KJo movies
4. He discovered she's named him "Shruti".
5. He discovered contrary to his expectations she is not a size 2, but 4 (How did he discover this - obviously because the dress did not fit - Duh)
6. Arohi said she thinks Hritik is sexy, but because he had just left the pub (eh mansion - eh worry P & M bar) his ears were ringing, so he thinks she said "Prakash is sexy"
7. He's heartbroken because she her phone broke, so he can't ask her if she misses him 24/7
8. He must've heard real voice of Arohi when she was singing u know...I mean till now she was using someone else to sing the background score..and now PUNJI discovered that and is heart broken..
9. He asked Arohi for her OM and arohi has bluntly refused it...
10. Arohi refused to share Malpuas...
11. Because .. he only gets offered Nutasha/Arohi's half eaten apples and here KS is offering an entire apple ka bageecha for Arohi....Yeh kahan ka insaaf hua??.
12. Because he found out that Arohi ate half of his share of Shimla bakery chocolates as a punishment for non adherence to Anu's todo list. 😆
13. Like Arohi....henceforth he has to be on 'uniform' dress code....Black/blue/brown shapeless sweaters with jeans.......
14. Arohi told him she regularly reads the Cafe and Adda posts....he is too embarrassed now since Arohi now knows about him inside out!
15. She kept calling him "Sir" (I dont know about Arjun...but i am sure going to give this filmi scream over this issue)
16. Arohi requested him to send one LCD to Sukh Niwas too!
17. When Arjun said 'tumhari aankhen duniya ki sabse khoobsurat aankhen hain', he expected her to say 'nahii tumhari mere se bhi acchi hain' - but she didn't, which hurt his latent H&M ego.
18. She refused to let him rip off any of her remaining dresses.
19. She said the only way she'll touch him will be via karara thappads.
20. He found out that not only is Arohi renting out P&M, she is also making money from loaning out her clothes to other BT shows.

Cure for KMH Hangover

-Anjana

1. Watch show or even read synopsis from another show (i.e. Choti Bahu) that is stupider n' sillier. Seriously, it cheers me up. In Comparision - KMH looks fantastic (fast paced, rational, strong characterizations, no redundant bhashans, loads of lead pair time).
2. Read Anu and Karishma's posts - these girls could make anything funny (i.e the Engagement of Punji + Nutts, Arjun's Swyambar Req List)
3. Watch old episodes (Magic Elevator, In Dino, AP trying to Smile, AP running from Unty at Wedding, AP + Unty dancing, AP feeling up Dhondz) 4. Read Ria's post for Perspetive.
5. Read N's post for poetry, beauty n' Blind devotion

Reasons to Celebrate ArjuHi Breakup

(REF: April 20-24 2009)

-Anjana
1. Arjun's single and I am available (N' just stating facts here)
2. After the wedding Arjun will stop wearing "Sir" Sweaters - bc he will be in a different Avatar maybe return to suits 👍🏼
3. HP mightdie
4. We get one step closer to knowing why Arjun's in jail
5. It will hopefully have a positive impact on Arohi's wardrobe
6. We will get to find out more about the DK - Savita story after this hopefully
7. Aman will return to college, so Ekta will have more $$
8. Salil will turn into Devdas - (Why can't I get myself to like him - Oh that's right he's shallow)
9. The engimatic Karan Singh will return😃😃
10. We can get rid of the Buddhu Gang - bc there will be no Aro-Arju PM scenes
11. Arohi will stop using the "S" word
12. Mohan will get out of that hideous suit he's wearing at the wedding n' Paddy that overdone sari

Punji The Pathetic Lover

-Anjana & Mandy

1. Girl tries to say I love u - he's no & then go

2. Girl waiting for kiss - muhje nahi karna aata

3. Girl says I trust u to propose tomorrow - he insults her family!!

4. Girl plans shans life with him - He wants revenge n' tears for her

5. Girl wants support; he give her BO (Body Odor)

6. Girl wants shoulder and tight hug - she gets bak bak and bad promises (I will support u no matter what - yeah right)

7. Girl talk romance - he talks rocket science
8. Girl longs for apology - but he struggles n say u know what i mean, which alone take
shim 10 mins to say..by the time he gets his meanin thru..girl will b snoring!!

Arjun Punj ke Hazaron Naam

-Adda Gang

1. Arjun Punj
2. Saaarrruu (Copyright by Arohi)
3. bereham zaalim (copyright fight btwn minniemau & Anu)
4. Khooni darinda (copyright fight btwn minniemau & Anu)
5. Jalaat (Copyright by little girl
6. Shruti (Copyright by Arohi)
7. Arrogant Phool (copyright by Anjana)
8. Ajju (Copryright by Mindless Mommy)
9. Punji (Copyright by Saardarji)
10. Dost (Copyrighted by Anu)
11. Swami (Copyrighted by N)
12. Kaidi 1203 (Copryright by Ganga Rai)
13. Saddhoo (Copyright by Adda People)
14. Sir (Copryright to Arohi, who generously shares with Bhuddu P& M employees)
15. Aatwah Ajooba (Copyright by Sur/Antara)
16. Naughty Boy (copyright by Auntie!)
17. Zaalim Darinda (Copyrighted by Anu/little girl)
18. Dharmindra (Copyrighted by Sardaarji)
19. Bhayya (Copyrighted by Mehr)
20. Hottie (copyrighted by me)
21. Women hater (Copyright by Arohi)
22. Casanova of the year (Copyright by Arohi)
23. Dohra insaan (copyrighted by Arohi during the Rupali MU)
24. Dhula hua baingan (copyrighted by me, applies when he doesn't change clothes for ages)
25. Spineless bachcha (copyrighted by An and me, applies when he is immature,illogical and jumps to stupid conclusions)
26. Nervous twitch (copyrighted by me, applies when he is hillofying)
27. Handsome (copyrighted by gossip auntie/little girl)
28. Big Boy (copyrighted by Nuttz)
29. Puppy/Puppet (copyrighted by Mandy)
30. Challenge (copyrighted by Nuttz)
31. Shakki hysterical janaani! (copytight Lata)

32. Naazuk kali (Copryright Lata )

33. Jaanu (Copyright Neha )

34. Pendulum (copyright An)

35. Oscillator (Copryright Anu)
36. Mr Aukadless (Copryright Anjana)

37. Aukadless PHOOL (Copyright Anjana)

38. Dumb BLOND (Copyright Anjana)

39. Gabbar (K.S Copyright)

40. Raja Harischandra (Abhay Copyright)

Arjun is a Thief
(Reasons for him being in jail)

-Anjana

1.Lines (from Salil - he's not original author of Ek Pal ke Liye Zindagi)
2.Ideas (from Salil, from Aman, etc.)
3.Boquettes (from Natasha)
4.Apple (Arohi takes back wish to share anything with him)
5.OM
6.Raato ka Needh (Meri, Nupurji ki, etc.)
7.Clothes (Dhondz)
8.Rose (Restuarant for Unty)
9.Parfume (from Salil)
10.Kaam Chor (from P&M - woh aaj kal Kaam Chor he - actually pehley bhi tha - remember when he leaves Sids and Aroh to do major presentation & again takes off with Rupali)

Why should Arohi Hate Arjun!

-Anjana

1. Didn't let Arohi into the Singing Contest
2. Had Antara falsely arrested.
3. Made Arohi list problems of the "Middle Class".
4. Made Arohi work while wet and turned up A.C.
5. Made Arohi work in the dark
6. Made her drink his jhoota coffee
7. Called her fat (the dress yaar)
8. Physically assaulted her while under MU after she took care of him
9. Tore her Sari
10. Tore her Dupaata
11. Yelled at her for trying to help him with Rupaali
12. Believed Daku Daddy
13. Insulted HP
14. Made false promises to her
15. Pays her less than Sids when she does more work and has to put up with him
16. Gives her bakwas dictation for his own entertainment/nefarious purposes
17. Threw cake at her
18. Threw paper at her

A List of Arjun's Phobias

-Anjana

1. Badimaa

2. Arohi (he admitted he's scared of her when he was pareshan that she wasn't at work)

3. Cockroach

4. Parfume

5. Sharing Apples

6. the TRUTH

7. Rain (2 min walk in the rain and he gets sick, Whatever - WIMP)

8. Alcohol (He passes out everytime he drinks)

9. Sorry (he needs to know how to say it and mean it)

10. Happiness (Such a KERALA - this BOY)

The To-Do Lists

-Anu and Adda Gang

ARJUN

1)Hil-Hil ke chaal ..both hands and legs on the body plsss
2)Eyes need rest, use cucumber
3)Hit the gym...PUNJ mansion's GYM is perfect
4)Smile sometimes still fake pls improve
5) I think I'm going to get killed for this one, and a lot of you'd disagree - but I think that AP should tone down his majnu-ness a wee bit - eg he's always apologizing for the smallest things. It was such a relief for me yesterday when he got irritated about women finding moon stars etc beautiful - I wish he was in love, but with more attitude. I know that he goes all out for the people he loves (his dad and Salil), but rt now honestly Arohi is sooo dominating him! Just my POV.
6) Needs to learn how to give a HUG 😆😆
7) Needs to apply beetroot juice for those BIG LIPS ...they are so dark 😆😆😆
8) Need a hair cut
9) Shave a little..
10)Learn to stand properly...legs parallel...not at 45degree angle

AROHI

1) Remove SIR from ur dictionary.. DEFINITELY a must do..ASAP..NOW!!!
2)Change the dress patterns. Aur yeh nahii ke naya style uthaya aur uske pichhe pad gaye..why can't they mix up styles..uniform ki tarah dresses pehnate hai!!
3)Show some emotions towards PUNJI. Chahe mann hi mann mein..magar thoda toh response dena chahiye!! Also, she should be more understanding. saare time meri badi maa, meri behen ki shaadi, mera competition..she should really act as if she understands his past...not get mad when he's vulnerable and unsure.
4)Talk some sensible things with PUNJI. LOL!! Anu, please elaborate on 'sensible'.
5)Come out of ML abt the DDLJ scene - I doubt the creatives themselves remember that she knows AP pulled her in..his assistant stopped her from entering his cabin in the train!! Unko bhi ML ho gaya hai.
6)Cook some food for PUNJI. Plus any other sweet/thoughtful gestures.
7)Understand PUNJI's love , and reciprocate that instead of going overboard abt the self-respect and stuff. She could try and explain herself better as well and not fly off the handle everytime(and not use the holier than thou middle class argument).
8)Need big improvement in acting romantic stuff. Esp the 'bored out of my life' eyelocks..considering there'd be more of them in store for us in the future..that's the Indian telly version of making out after all!! She should definitely see herself in the lift sequence for inspiration. Adding to it - she should act like she's always 'aware of his presence' and that he 'ruffles her calm' - honestly, if one's in love yeh sab batana nahii padta!!
9) Needs to improve lip-sync ...ab professional singer banne ne ki aspiration and lipsync horrible nahin chelega...😆😆

SALIL

1)English ....english and english... need a big time change in ur diction. If not hire a dubbing artiste.
2) Salil's clothes too..I don't like his muffler look. Dunno if anyone else thinks so too..
I guess everyone needs a varied wardrobe in this show!!

PURVI:
1) Please learn acting or else quit the show.

How to Prevent P&M From Loss

-Karishma and Lata

1) Keep arohi at P&M for more than 18 days...(she was the only one seen in an "office" working, even if the only things she did was...playing with CDs, getting coffee, doing dictation, providing punjis email to other companies.... at least she was doing something) without her the company will go downhill

2) DK, Mohan, salil should start coming to the office.....(only time we saw salil at P&M was when he had to invite the employees to a party)

3) Remove LCD tvs....it's a distraction for us viewers and i am sure it's a distraction for all the employees (it's great to be up to date with IPL scores in the office but common seriously not needed)

4) Stop making the employees of P&M have second jobs as bartenders, waiters etc.... these employees are forced to work at P&M 24/7

5) Instead of gossiping about boss's love life ask the "gossip team" of P&M to watch ekta serials...(soon they will have plenty to gossip about)

6) Stop changing P&M in to hospital, cafe, bar, school, store, jail etc...do one business at a time...

7) assign real jobs to the employees....standing around in circles holding folders and spying on a boss is not considered a real job..

8) hand the company over to paddy lol JUSS KIDDING !!!!!😆😆😆

9) Stop gender discrimination!! P&M is losing out on a great number of good candidates because of this policy!

Why Savita Left DK

-Anu and Lata

1)Fed up of his drinking habbit
2)Fed up o his evil principles abt money
3)Fed up of Mittals sply Paddy
3)DK wanted to complete Mittals in football team creation and she didnt want to
4)DK wanted her to give up her profession
5)She was sick and tired of DK's dadagiri not to mention wardrobe!!!
6)Because he was rondu and chipku and emotionally unstable.
7) He preferred playing chess with Mohan over spending time with Savita.
8) He couldn't understand why she went missing randomly at times.
9) She got fed up with DK encouraging Arjun against taking showers/changing clothes.
10) She hated living with Natasha who was obsessed with sharing apples even when she was a little girl.
11) She couldn't stand Salil's diction as it was driving her mad and affecting her singing.
12) He married her cuz it got him some land deal and after marriage he was just interested in emotionally manipulating and blackmailing her.

How can Arjun Kill DK

-Adda Gang

1. Attack him with apples (jusss keep throwing them at him)....
2. Annoy him to death by marring dondzz or moti aunty (your choice)
3. Make DK watch ALL 70 BT/ekta serials and keep repeating them...till he gets mentally tortured
4. Ignore/ avoid him forever...(that's almost like DK is dead)
5. Tell him there's "land papers/money/treasure" at the bottom of the ocean (we all know how desperate DK is when it comes to richness, good way to drown him)
6. Force him to consume the same amount of alcohol and cigarettes you had when you were trying to numb your pain from the loss of your mother and arohi...
7.Make him wear the stinky sweater and jeans...that you have been wearing for weeks.....he will die for sure...and you wont even go to jail
8.Spike his drink with ekta's special powder
9.Invite him to ria's adda...i don't know about the other girls but im going to make him suffer muhahahah (evil laugh)
10.Send his application for Rakhi's swyamvar...iss se bada torture kya ho sakta hai!!
11.Make Rupali testify against him in court and get women's groups to pelt him with stones.
12.Make him watch Arohis "Aur waise bhi meine itne plans banaye unka kya badi maa"...over and over and over...and he will die out of anxiety to figure out what those plans were...
13.Hook him up with Moti Unty...uski shayari sunkar woh zaroor marjayega...or if not when she feels like sitting down...and he ends up as her bed...mar jayega...unty jail mein ...aur DK hell mein...hehehe
14.Shimla ki uss barf mein leave him out in the cold ...without water ,food and shelter..he will die pretty soon aur woh bhi kuthe ka mouth marega.. **physcho anu**
15.Leave him in a room with Nuts and he will die in 3-4 days...at max...Nuts ke bak bak sunkar..and that too nonsense bak bak..which has no meaning at all..
16. Get him to meet Mehr... Her shoe shop needs inauguration....aik teer se do shikaar!
17. Arjun should give a spectacular performance on Daaku Daddy in front of him! A heart attack would follow for sure!
18. Get DK to meet Savita...after that he will get drunk (that is a rule)....then let him wander on the roads...Hold back Arohi and the xtra P&M men....how many cars would the swaying DK dodge!
19. Call him to HPs backyard to share some secret...once on the bridge push him into the water! and than say "tch tch tch kissi ki "zindagi" per paani phir gaya" in H&M mode full on!

What is Arohi (The Wonder Woman) Immune To

-Anu

1. Immune to pain sheds at most one tear in life's utmost sadnes
2. Immune to pain of the family members ...Sheds no tears when a marriage of a family member breaks.
3) Immune to weather ....snow...rain...blizzard....**except ofcourse if Punji is in sight her saree flies and she cant get hold of it ...that's a diff matter ***
4) Immune to a hot guy in the lift... proposing to her...

The Misogynst, Mr. Punj!

(a woman trapped in a man's body)

-Anjana

1. Eyeliner

2. Devoid of logic

3. Sobbing

4. He is Papa's Princess

5. All his constant Sharmaying like a new bride

6. hil hil ke chalna

7. Unty se chupna

8. over the top emotion (like hormonal imbalance a la PMS)

9. habit of eavesdropping like an old woman!!!

10. Addiction to KJo movies

11. fear of cockroaches
12. Slaps like a girl

Why Arjun should Hate Savitha

(even after knowing the truth)

-Anu, Karishma, Ria

1)She left him when he needed her the most ...whatever be the circumstances ...dont care...
2)He sufered 20 yrs of his life...longing for her...she can never get that back for him
3)He never smiled in 20 yrs...she can never get back those smiles
4)He hated all women cuz of her and he lost all his conscience cuz of her..again she cant get it back
5)He lost all the good things he could have done as a child...however much he tries he cant get that time back
6)He lost his love Aro cuz of her
7)He had to spend time at work at the age he should be partying with frnds
8)He never could trust anyone because of her betrayal
9)He became a zalim darinda infront of everyone in the world
10)He was left to spend 20 yr of his precious life with an evil man
11)He had no siblings ...cuz she left
12)He had no frnds again couldnt trust anyone
13)He shed so many tears longing for his mother...can she wipe them off??
14)He was in pain day in and day out when he saw ppl happy with their families ...can she get back those memories for him??
15)He all alone was crying on some unknown roof top...longing for his love...that happened yesterday...now can she wipe out atleast those tears??No way ....
16) No one packed him tiffin to school in the 16/18/20 yrs after Savita left
17) His favorite childhood house was left in ruins because of Savita's painful memories.. so all his favorite toys were left behind too and hence had a toyless childhood since..
18) She basically left HP to be eaten alive by DD even after knowing about DD's evil plans
19) No one bought him "Shimla bakery's" famous chocolates
20) The friendship theory....Dost ke Dost humare dost....Dost ke Dushman humare Dushman....Arjun has to Hate Savita since Anu hates her!

What Arjun's GF has to Forget

(She must suffer from ML)

-Anjana, Anu, Karishma

1. His periodic lectures regarding her "Aukad" whenever he gets mad!

2. His habit of throwing cake, paper, etc. at her

3. His jealous rages when other men think she's hot (i.e. Prakash when she's modeling, not jusst Annish)

4. His embarrassing habit of asking her to hide him

5. His abuse and destruction of her clothes (ripping saris, pallus, etc...)

6. His stalking/spying tendencies

7. His scientific talks during moments of romance

8. He insulted her family

9. His habitually MU

10)His pendulum swings on love and hatred towards woman.
11)He insulted her dressing sense
12) His lack of experience

13) His habit of re-gifting

14) indirectly called her a baby elephant
15) hugs like a brother not a bf
16) wears stinky sweaters for weeks

List of Suggested Changes at Adda for KMH

-Karishma & Rahila

1) kill savita, DK, paddy, nuttie, maddy...(actually i will let maddy go....he isn't even worth killing lol)....
2) i would stop adding new actors in the show ( seriously football team not really needed in a romatic serial lol)... save up more money for other things like set, clothing, food...etc...
3) no more misunderstandings (i know ekta you are having a heart attack right now)
4) arjun and arohi clothing changes....no more stinky sweaters....and ugly pink/white combination dresses
5) take salil to english classes ( yes salil HONEYMOON not Hungymon)
6) make sur and antara be more productive in the show (really bored of seeing them juss sitting at home/eating breakfast all the time....learn from the mittal brothers look how helpful they are)
7) stop making HP, savita disappear randomly ( the creatives think we don't notice these things but sorry to break it to you.... but we do)
8) get more sets....cant use P&M for everything.. look at 2)
9) please please no more car stunts
10) arohi needs to learn how to lip sink..(if you are gona be some great singer in future episodes at least learn to lip sink :)...so we all know KS wasnt looking for the X factor he was only looking for the best lip-sinking and clearly arohi sucked!!!! :)
11) stop changing the weather randomly ...morning its snowing in AP's window, afternoon at the bhoomi pooja its bright sunshine and next morning its raining monsoon...weather changes faster than a woman's mood with a bad case of premenstrual syndrome!!

KMH is "Hatke"....The Role Reversal List

-Anjana and Ria

1.No Dashing Knight and Damsel in distress - Instead we have Dashing maiden and distressed Knight (Ganga & Arjun)

2. Not an Evil Saas, but an Evil Sasurji

3. Not an Ambitious Man, but Ambitious Woman

3. Boy does not rescue girl, Boy hurt Girl (only question is how?)

4. Not Love Forever, but Love Neverever

5. Snake tempts Eve with Apple, but here Sasurji/Nutty (Snakes tempts Adam (Arjun) with Apple

6. Lover Apart not because of others, but their own STUPIDITY

7. No awesome wardrobe for Girl or Boy

9. Hero not loverboy, but brahmachari turned sadhu santh mahatma!

10. Boy does not serenade girl outside yonder window, but Girl serenades boy while he sharmayas behind trees

11. Boy does not fight for his love, but turns over custody of her to K.S.

12. Boy never gets to propose, girl does
13. Guys do the gossip (Ref: Prakash and Co.)
14. Girl leaves the Mandap before the boy does
15. Boy sobs and sheds tears...girl tries to stay calm and composed

Why Arjun should Marry Nutt-Asha

-Karishma and Boby

1) arohi is too good for him

2) nuttie is a fashion designer so now arjuns clothing style will get better

3) she only eats apples so he won't have to spend alot on food

4) DK's and maddy's relationship will change from friends to family (this is a big deal in tv serial)

5) more chances for arjun killing nuttie because he probably won't be able to stand her bak bak 24/7

6) punji doesn't have to hold NUTTS hostage at Elavator and make her say ILU

7) Punji doesn't have to listen bakwas like middle class (me paying royality to Anu and Anjana here)

List of People who should Sue BT for Torture

(REF: April 30, 2009)

-Anjana and Adda Gang

1. Anu (not only is she being tortured by her dost's torture, but she's has become so unstable her husband and daughter have moved to a different floor.)

2. An - although by now on route to becoming a Virtual Billionaire thanks to UC... still feels tortured after having to watch this "Super, Duper, Utter Crap... !" (Not paying u this time as I am simply quoting u and trying to get u compensation from Ekta for your time)

3. Morningdew - because she's in love with a fictional chain smoker - to quote her: Punji DOES smoke...heavily at that, and two, I STILL love him.😃

4. aadorboseroy - bc KMH is now irritating me much

5. Viss - was tortured, so much she became violent ("i was eager to come out here with swords...gunz AK 56 ...Spadez...axe......") Arjun has lost her love for the next saat janams (Arohi it seems u will soon have no competition left!! Not even Nuts)

6. N was so tortured that she couldn't prevent others from hurting her Swami (joote/darts se na maaro mera PUNJI ko), had to offer them free desserts (and me recipes), had chakar and fainted

7. Mehr was tortured to discover her bhaiya is "heartless"

8. Lovely/Vaishalli was so tortured she was left "just speechless at both Arohi and Punji's behaviour.."

9. Minnie was tortured that she had to pay virtual chawwani to An for her virtual copyright bc Minnie had to utter (u know "what" - I am not falling into this trap); She was also tortured btwn having to choose btwn An or Anjana+Anu due to Ekta's garbage serial; Lastly, she was so tortured her stomach hurt from not eating!

10. Sea-Gal/Boby was so tortured by Arjun's bakwaas that her "tears were rolling from my eyes.." and then eventually had to move to a different room to avoid being carted of to the MA (mental assylum)

11. AnnJan was so tortured - she found watching [Arohi] today was so painful...

12.Anut was so tortured she came up with a new word "cringeworthy"

13. Radz was so tortured that she stopped barsooing flowers - here there everywhere

14. Anjana was tortured at having to defend this love story on two fronts!!
15. Ria was tortured due to watching Anish's scenes twice...(I watch the show the second time while writing the post!) ended up with a headache and have lost my sleep!
16. Karishma was soooo tortured by badi ma always entering a scene late...and when ever she opens her big mouth...more misunderstandings are created...(i still think we should have left badi ma in the ocean for the sharks :)_)
17. Lata is tortured by her inability to go scream at the worthless production team for wasting SUCH potential..wish they'd stop treating us like mindless twits, move off their butts and WORK for a change! They have a brilliant cast and a decent plot outline. We can have such a phenomenal drama if only they use their money and brains well..after all they have surprised us with good dialogues in the past. However, what we mostly have to live with is utter, complete, rubbish.

Marriage Proposal Count

(REF: May 1, 2009)

-Anjana

1. Rakhi Sawant receives 15 thousand proposals... 15,000

2. Nuttasha (3 other dudes she tells her mom about + Arjun next week).... 4

3. Arjun (One from Arohi)...1

4. Arohi (Arjun promise phir bhaag giya)... 0

5. Purvi (1 from Hanish + 1 from Salil)....2

What does DK stand for?

-Anjana and Adda Gang

1. Darn Kanjoos

2. Devil Kutta

3. Daku Khooni

4. Darinda Kameena

5. Dev Kumar

6. Dude Kool

7. Dhokebak Khanjar

8. Diamond Kohinoor

9. Demon Khubhakaran

10) Desi kanjoose
11) Dilbar King

12) Dilchasb Kukar
13) Daddy Kool
14) Dilless Kameena
15) Duffor Kamchor

Dk-The Lies

(REF: On May 5th 2009 DK says he just lied twice in his life...The Adda contradicts!!!!)

-Karishma and Anu

1) getting arohi job at P&M

2)antara out of jail

3) salil and Purvi's engagement

4) lies about arohi

5) lies about savita

6) land papers

7) Lied to HP that Arohi is like his daughter and she will get all izath wizath at P&M

8) Lied to arohi that he will eat the sweets she offered him at sukh niwas and goes out and stabs them on ground...

9)Lied to Mother Inida that he has illegal affairs with girls

10)Lied to dost that Arohi may be his mothers plan...where he very well knows MI is not at error here.

11) Lied to MM his close pal ..that Dost loves Nuts...

12) Lied to Paddy that Nuts will be his DIL... we all know that's never gonna happen

13) Lied to dost that hurting his love will help him get over it...BIG LIAR he is

14) Lied to all of us sometimes saying its 16 yrs sometimes 18 and sometimes 20.

15) Lied to all of us that P&M is actually a music company we all know kya kya hotha hai wahan par

16) Lied to salil that he will get swiz flight tickets but he didnt... Iam not sure how salil went on honeymoon though..

17) Lied to HP that the land will have an orphanage

What's the 10 Lakh for?

-Anjana

1. Arohi ordered shoes from Mehr's store... for DK et. al...

2. She ordered Viss' arsenal of weapon to blow Arjun and Punj- Mittal clan away

3. Arohi gave it to Anish... to help with his business

4. Arohi took it for HPs treatment

5. Arohi...used it to pay off P & M employees who worked Purvi's wedding

6. Arohi bought 10 new designer saris in black & white to attend all the Nutty & Arjun wedding functions starting with engagement...

7. Arohi used it make her own music CD

8. She spent it to buy a proper leash for Arjun that she could gift at the engagement to Nutty

9. She bought her own Apple Bageecha... forget the two bros (Karan Arjun and their jhoota promises)

10. She bought new car for herself to crash instead, so she doesn't have to choose btwn taxi and Mr. Aukad's car...

Arjun's Bahana list for Not (how do I put this?) Having baache with Nutts?)

-Anjana, Karishma, Sonia & Anu

1. Headache (obvious) - we can go to a spa for a massage

2. Out of Viagra - convenient store always open 24/7

3. My stomach hurts from all the APPLES - i will give you advil

4. Bahuut Kaam hai...- this is a one type of "kaam" too honey

5. Criket/WWF Dekhna hai...- commercials

6. I am GAY... really Dhondz looking good compared to U - i am fine with that...

7. Sorry no point - had vascetomy already - Vasectomy reversal

8. I really just wanna watch a KJo movie - havn't you watched kabhi alvida na kehna

10. I want to watch the Discovery Channel not Discover U - but i really want to discover youuu

11. India's population already too high - we will move to CANADA!!!!!

12. Sorry I'm allergic to you - here some anti-allergent nasal spray...
13. We are different type of couple - yes... i love touching u, come here,( but we aren't only a couple we are soulmates)
14. I don't like your package - so, you want to role play? I dig that... chalo shuru...( i can always get plastic surgery to change my packages-on ekta's budget)

15. Only if u start singing like arohi(with her cracking voice no way)
16. Today i had jaag wali coffee stomach upset
17. Today my dad is upset I will sleep with him in his room to comfort him
18. I have an imp meeting tonight at 1'0 clock so me leaving:

H & M to Sadak Chaap Bikari (Seven Steps)

-Anjana

1. Dump Arohi.. the only working employee in P & M

2. Become boy toy for Nutty

3. then shoesales man...

4. Leave mansion

5. 2 years in Jail .

6. Singing on the street of Mumbai

7. Beg when pple tell him he doesn't have the talent for singing - pay him to shut up... Transformation Complete.

Arohi (MOTHER THERESA) Competing with Arjun (SANT SADHU in Jail) - Hum Kitni Mahaan Hai Stakes'

-Anjana, Boby

1. AP attempt send her sis to jail

2. Constant grabbing (starting with assault after winning contract MU)

3. Wet clothing + A.C.

4. Thrown Cake

5. Torn dupatta

6. Torn sari

7. His NO!

8. His BO (i learned from last time BO = Body Odor a la stinky sweaters)

9. Bad gifts (Tent Dress)

10. His rudeness at the Wedding

11. His words at the Office - we are just boss and associate

12. Sardak Chaap - u wear black n' white

13. Tumhari Aukud and fake sympathy at random stable?

14. Leaving her alone with Anish

15. Proposing to Nutty

16. Being Catty after that...

17. Telling her fairy tales are not real

18. Sharing Apple with Nutts

19. Letting Nutts Pin him

20. Sharing jacket with Sisterfriendfiance

21... BLINDNESS.... coming soon...

22... His singing after jail...

23 Letting NUTTS sit in his lap

24. Letting Nutts to rest her head in his shoulder

25. Hugging NUTTS

Wht to include in your resume'if u want to work for Ekta:
-Karishma & Anu

1) know offensive dialogs....have to do with "middle class people"

2) learn to create misunderstandings....and NO ONE needs to clear the MUs also

3) don't even use the word LOGIC in front of ekta....or you will be fired right that second

4)don't ask why/how...just do what have been told to do...even if it's the most dumbest thing you have ever heard of ex) DKs old baggage dialog.....purvi's random tea....live engagement telecast....

5) learn to use the same concept from other ekta show

6) all characters should have ML problems or ekta wont be satisfied

7) even if two characters are really close to each other.... its normal if they don't know anything about each other......ex) salil doesn't know arjun likes arohi....sur purvi & antara don't seem to care about arohi at all...

8) most characters should have selective listening skills....

9).Unimaginable imaginative power...thats what the so called creatives need...who can set the sun rise/su set in mins... jagoa moon in mins... collect all the stars in the universe at one place

By Anjana

Natasha and Vandy Separated Sisters??

1. Natasha likes Apples & Vandy likes Pineapples 😊

2. Natasha is Arjun's behenjaisefriendfiance and Vandy is Salil's behenjaisifriend 😕

3. They both appear to like black dresses

4. Natasha Arjun ka bachpaan ka saathi aur Vandy Salil ka bachpaan ka dost

5. They both live in Shimla and like to PARTY

By Anjana

Why K.S. thinks Arohi lacks "P"otential

1. She does not how to lip synch 😛

2. She does not believe in changing costumes 🤣

3. She has only sufficient memory capacity for one song 😆

4. She isn't an item girl like Arjun ka Girlfriend Unty 😉

5. She does not change boyfriends frequently 😭

6. She has talent and can sing 😳

Added by Pavs

7. she is not willing to be ks ka apple friend

By Anjana & Minnie

@Anything I ask? Really? Really? ALRIGHT:

1. HP ka death.. why waste money on BAKWAAS dubbing yaar... he's as good as dead.. gayab 😆

2. Better clothes for Arohi.. 6 Feet duppattas are coming soon.. 😆😆

3. Before he goes to jail.. A POLE DANCE from ARJUN.. (So, we can have some final visual Atyachar to remember him by) Punji was standing next to the the lamp post today.. tomorrow may be he'll start pole dancing.. I am hoping.. keep your fingers crossed! 😆

4. A few new Songs...Already set in motion.. first installment was delivered today.. nice song.. 😆

5. The rest will be in my SWOT This is going to be good! 🤣🤣

By Anjana

@ Arre.. Sanjukta u didn't see my list of alternate career choices of Arjun.. let me see if I can recall it...

1. Pole Dancer

2. Snake Charmer... dancing again

3. Teacher.. likes hanging out with kids

4. M.B.A.., so office ka kaam

5. Detective... he already knows how to spy

6. Sadhu/ Babaji... good practice for jail

7. Street Harmonic Performer

8. Actor... he is in mumbai after all..

9. Waiter.. classic standby... will help him miss Dhondu and appreciate him more (and so we can get Dhondu Jhalaks..)

10. Politician... he like his dream girl knows how to gives bhasans

11. Love Guru.. how to lose a girl in less than 6 months.. ]

12 Massage Therapist.. his hands will be put to good use.. did u see tha malish he gave one of the Slumdog Kids on cake and ballon day??

13. Security Guard.. him in naya uniform 😳😳😳

By Anjana & Ria

Interject Romance in SHADOW LOVE track before JAIL

1. Virtual kiss via kid at the kids party that Arjun does in Joker Avatar... if Arohi also working there

2. If Dost or Arohi injured slightly like how Arohi used to hurt her leg in Shimla and Arjun used to fix it 😉😉

3. Falling of ladder... thora nahi bahut filmi.. but, i promise not to complain 😳

4. Arjun or Arohi sick and the other feels complained to care 😃

5. Lights go out.. we know Arohi sacred of dark... some bumping in the dark maybe... 😕

6. Cockroach in kitchen.. Jhansi rescues damsel in distress - most hatke 😛

7. Arohi sees Arjun eating burned food and shares her food with him 🤔

8. The kids ask both of them to dance at the party and they have to do so just for the kids (I am still waiting for that slow and mellow dance sequence 😍)

9. Arohi wearing an eye mask is playing the touch me if you can game with the kids at the party (for some reason) and by mistake gets hold of Arjun....😳😳😳

By Viss

@Ria:

Let me make another list for it..And if any title gvn is repeated thn..take it lightly...coz we all think alike abt the show..

" Kitni mohabbat hai"....

"kitna recessn hai"

" Kitna Money hai"

"Kitna kachra hai"

"kitna dhokha hai"

"kitni nafrat hai"

"kitna badluck hai"

"kitna mazak hai"

"kitna torture hai"

"kitna zamela hai"

"kitne vaade hai"

"kitne irade hai"

"kitni lachari hai"

"kitni barbadi hai"

"kitni middle class ki bimari hai"

"kitna mind hai"

By Aruna

KMH should be renamed as

1) Pyar ki lambi dastaan
2) Andha Kanoon
3) Gungi Ganga adalat mein
4) Aur Kahani baki hain
5) Phassi ka phanda
6) Sazaa kiski
7) pyar ka khatl

Arjun's FUNDING WOES

-By Anjana

hmmm Arjun has no money.. so how is he affording bus fare, booze, etc?

1. He is quietly selling Sur's Art

2. He's selling his "antiques"

3. He is moonlighting as a pole dancer

4. He robbed a liquor store (explains liquor an money)

5. He sold all the watches DK every bought him

6. He is borrowing dough from Salil

7. He has pawned his mouth organ

8. He has started slowly selling off Bindu's furniture...

9. He has been using his spiderman abilities to "borrow" stuff from other pple in the building

Other Uses for SEP (Special Ekta Powder)

-Anjana & Ria

1. Bhaven drinks it.... and starts flrting with Mallika

2. K.S. drinks it and does strip show

3. Ayaz drinks it and falls asleep on K.S.

4. Mallika drinks it and figures out K.S. ki Compliment

5. Arjun gives it to Mumbai ka MOtty Aunty and .. she makes K.S. dance with her...

6. Arjun makes the waiter drink it and afterwards waiter starts bossing everyone around and maros Chaanta to K.S.

7. Arjun drinks it and Arohi has to take him back home...and he says what we all want him to say when they reach home

How Purvi Can be Scary on Naya show

-Anjana

1. Try to "act"

2. Play dead

3. Wear Arjun's Engagment suit

4. Jump out of closet/cake/ trunk

5. Use "English" learned from Salil

6. Eat Apples and Pineapples

7. Dance

Name list for Arohi

-Anjana

1. Miz. Sharma (Arjun)

2. Arohi

3. Dost ka ex-gf (Anu)

4. Ms. Bakbak (Anu)

5. Princess (Arjun)

6. Bhenji (karu)

7. Saraswati (Karu)

8. Jhassi ki Rani (Anjana)

9. Bhasan Queen (Adda)

10. Hanuman (Karu) added by tulli

11. Miss Pari (Anjana)

12. Booth (Arjun, remember he called her in some SBS)

13. Ms. Pumpkin ( Arjun, courtesy Karishma's hot news in jaipur) (added by Agas)

Purana Ehsaas Naya Romance ka Chance

-Anjana, Ria & Karishma

So, Adda in case they don't kick AP to jail post party for stealing his own non-existent money and then killing K.S. for robbing him.. (BT style logic😉) me doing naya romance ka list... Now that AP in mood to maro chance😛

1. Falling off ladder in kitchen😉

2. Duppatta caught in door... (ya i have been taking a peek at DMG)😊

3. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT... what show is complete without hero rescuing heroine/Princess from goons

4. Arohi has nightmare maybe about accident... Arjun too the rescue when she screams😳😳

5. Arjun sick and Arohi caring (that's hatke for this show na?)😃

6. Arjun burning his hand while cooking and arohi taking care of him or vice versa😛

7. Them fighting over the LCD remote😕

8. Arohi using last teabag, so Arjun stealing her tea (sharing is caring)

9. Arohi forced to take lift home from Arjun bc auto ka strike/bus strike... india afterall😆

10. Arohi finding the Scarf she let blow away in the wind....👏

11) arjun accidentally cuts him self with the knife arohi wanted to kill arjun with....she will help him out...and he will say...i thought u wanted to kill me with that knife why are u helping me😳😆

12) arjun taking shower...water runs out....has to call arohi for help since soap in eyes😆😆😆

13)mirchi wali scene copy from MJHT....arohi cooks arjun comes to eat...instead start staring it her and accidently eats mirchi after mirchi after mirchi...but he is soo in too her he doesnt realize what he is doing...until arohi shoutss...then punji realizes he has been eating mirchles...and drinks alot of water and starts yelling at arohi for no reason😆😳😳

14) arjun bathroom sining KMH song sang by arohi....arohi comes and starts laugh arjun blushes😳😳😳
15)...arjun getting beat up....arohi comes to save him....screamsss and everyone run away 😆
😆

Why AROHI should hate PUNJI:

-By Anjana & Anu

1. Didn't let Arohi into the Singing Contest

Anu ::Blame MI and DD not Dost 😡

2. Had Antara falsely arrested.

Anu ::Blame Nikhil not Dost 😡😆

3. Made Arohi list problems of the "Middle Class".

Anu ::Blame MI and DD not Dost 😡 😆

4. Made Arohi work while wet and turned up A.C.

Anu ::Blame MI and DD not Dost 😡 😆

5. Made Arohi work in the dark

Anu ::He was getting her shed fears 😳

6. Made her drink his jhoota coffee

Anu ::Thats love ...😳

7. Called her fat (the dress yaar)

Anu ::Blame Salil not Dost 😡 😆

8. Physically assaulted her while under MU after she took care of him
Anu ::He smiled for the first time in his life for her in response & BTW was ready to give raise too...

9. Tore her Sari

Anu ::Not wantedly...and then later wrapped it around her when she couldnt do it her self 😳

10. Tore her Dupaata

Anu :: They never showed that...the girl tore it herself and blamed on dost 😡 😆😆

11. Yelled at her for trying to help him with Rupaali

Anu ::She wasnt helping 😡 she was taang adaying in his problems...

12. Believed Daku Daddy

Anu ::Thats out of his immese love for his dad...It shows how deeply and madly he can love any person...I personally love this trait of Dost...and Iam very much simliar to this 😳😳

13. Insulted HP

Anu ::He thought he was helping his frnd and family.... he is such good hearted person 😳😳

14. Made false promises to her

Anu ::No false promises...he wanted to nibhavo the promises but she said a crazy line and their love wasnt that strong for him to understand that she wasnt really meaning it....she said "Meine itne sare plans banaye"....HOW CRAZY😡😡

15. Pays her less than Sids when she does more work and has to put up with him
Anu :: They never showed that they pay her less than sid....😲

16. Gives her bakwas dictation for his own entertainment/nefarious purposes
Anu ::That was out of his love and jealousy...

17. Threw cake at her
Anu ::He threw cake but she came barging into his room and the cake got onto her face....it was more her mistake then his 😆😆

18. Threw paper at her
Anu ::Again he threw paper but didnt do it wantedly ....😆😆

19. Believed Dakkudaddy over her & rejecting her I LOVE U twice
Anu ::Mad love for his dad.... I LOVE IT...😳😳

20. His words at the Office - we are just boss and associate
Anu ::Cant blame him...his hatred and love are extremes.... 😳

21. Sardak Chaap - u wear black n' white
Anu ::Even he wore the same colors like her...so he was also behaving like bhiakri for her 😆😆

22. Tumhari Aukud and fake sympathy at random stable after land party
Anu :: Cant blame him...she knows its his MU 😆😆

23. Leaving her alone with Anish
Anu :: She holded that idiots hand ...what can dost do ? 😆😆

24. Proposing to Nutty
Anu :: He didnt propose...he just said she is my soulmate ....😆😆😆

25. Being Catty after roka to Nutty
Anu :: Thats fine...he cried a lot after that 😆😆😆

26. Telling her fairy tales are not real
Anu ::Yup its the reality check he was giving her 😆😆😆...no fairy tales in world 😆😆

27. Sharing Apple with Nutts
Anu :: He vomited later ....that part went out in editing 😆😆😆

28. Letting Nutts Pin him
Anu :: he is a guy so he cant do it ...and cant ask arohi to touch him so allowed sister jaisi fiance to do the honors 😆😆

29. Sharing jacket with Sisterfriendfiance
Anu :: That was a MANly act.....shows his good heart 😳

30. Letting NUTTS sit in his lap
Anu :: He was scared he will get hurt by that pin ...so asked her to sit ...dont misunderstand 😆😆😆

31. Letting Nutts to rest her head in his shoulder
Anu :: Helping his sister like fiance rest ....good naa? 😳 😆

32. Hugging NUTTs
Anu :: Siste ko hug nahin kar saktha?? 😲 😆😆

33. Lending Nutts his jacket
Anu :: Already u wrote abt it.... pt 29 😆😆

34. Accusing her of stealing 10 lakhs
Anu :: U never know ...she must;ve stolen it...we never got to know the truth 😆😆

35. Revealing their affair to the world and humiliating her publicly
Anu :: He told everyone he used to love her...its infact good...atleast salil got to know abt it finally 😆😆

36. Crashing into her car and almost making her aapahich becoz he was drunk n' fighting with dakku daddy
Anu :: Later he saved her from death bed...not only her ...her dad too 😆😆

37. Taunting her at the hospital
Anu :: Was helping her indirectly 😆😆😆

38. Subjecting her to his horrible rain dance
Anu :: It was entertainment ...u call it horrible 😡😡😡 😆😆😆

39. Taunting her at the K.S. concert
Anu :: helped her not taunt her 😆😆

40. Stealing the apartment from her
Anu :: not stealing...😡😡😡....he payed the right price and got it in fair way 😆😆😆

41. Forcing her to watch him romance his naya gopis
Anu :: He was feeling so awkward....😆😆

42. Taunting her about living with him and once loving him
Anu ::Reminding her abt her love 😆😆

43. Throwing newspaper at her disrespectfully
Anu :: I already told u ...no disrespect in it 😳😳 😆😆

Yup, Arjun Punji should win Boyfriend of the YEAR!!!

ANU:: HE SHOULD ...I VOTE FOR HIM 👏👏👏

An's-Names

-Anjana

An ki kitani names hai:

1. An

2. Cynic

3. Dhondz ki purana dost

4. Lootera

5. Turkey

6. Peacurky

9. Murghi

10. Peacock

11. Devil

12. Machis ki Tilli

13. party (g)host (aruna)

14. critic queen (manisha)

15. chavani chor

(And lastly )
16. UTTER CRAP 😆

KS-Dance-Episode

-Karishma

Reason why this episode was sucha bakwaas
1) had to see KS dance or something like that AGAIN
2) arohi still get blonder by the day
3) KS dialogs cheaper than the things i buy at the dollar store
4) arjun irritating me by helping this dumb girll
5) ekta coping taal....please use some creativity....
6) there are soo many unanswered questions arising ...purvi....engagment.....salil bakwaas
7) kritikas acting is geting worse
8) sur.....acting mature because now she has glasses

Added by hero

The nautanki girl with ks was annoying

10. Concert scene was edited to badly

Career-Choices-For-Arjun-Post-Jail

-Anjana

1. Detective (stalking, spying, etc. final put to good use)

2. Social Worker (can hang out with more kids and help the lachaar)

3. Music Producer (he has a talent for recognizing musical talent)

4. Masseuse

5. Pole Dancer

6. Snake Charmer

7. Lawyer (he already knows how to tell tall tales...)

8. Writer (what did say about storytime.. ka addat)

9. Personal Assistant (he has loads of training helping Arohi)

10. Full Bhikari (again he has training... constantly collecting Arohi's throwaways)

How-Arjun-Can-Kiss-Arohi

-Anjana & Karishma &Anjana

Iam totally confused thinking of the possibilities how can anyone kiss anyone without touching

1)Kissing her reflection in the mirror ..
2)Kissing her photo
3)Kissing her with dupata covering her skin ...he still aint touching her
4) arjun can kiss KS...and he can transfer that kiss to arohi

5) arjun can kiss arohi when she is sleeping...and arohi would think a machar touched her face

6) he will catch all the "air" kisses she gives her audience... they are all really for him na..

Arjun-Needs-Phsychiatrist

-Anjana & Sonia

Someone seriously needs to send this guy to a psychiatrist and fast... Why?

1. He thinks he looks good with that silly haircut & PURPLE monstrocity of a sherwani!!

2. He thinks Nuttty is goodlooking!!!

3. He asks Arohi to come for dictation and then asks why she is there!!!

4. He proposed to the Apple Nut who is the real sadak chap bikari without clothes on the show!!!

5. His significant mommy & daddy issues

Added by Sonia

6. The root cause behind his constant hilling Julling (Does he think he's always walkiing on the rope)
7. He touched Nutty's feet
8. He ate Nutty's jhootha apple
9. He called Paddy Momma

Arjun-Goes-To-Mumbai-Cuz

-Anjana & AnuT & Swan20

1. To find a better hairstylist

2. To buy a truthful mirror... his lies

3. To prove to Arohi that he is hot... by becoming Mr. Style Statement (KK go away... this is not for your eyez)

4. To get a car part (car broken na.. and now that he is about abandon daddy's millions...he needs to repair his own stuff)

5. To set up another singing competition - with fair judges for Arohi...

6. Jewellery refuse to sell him anymore rings in Shimla (becuz he always throws them away) and he needs new ring for arohi

7. To check himself into Mumbai Mental Assylum

8. To find a starlet and complete his Casonova image (Arohi =Singer/Model, Nutts = Fashion Designer, Unty = Item Number...so, just missing Starlet)

9. To get sterilized .. he knows how dangerous his genes are ... .

10. To get someone from Kektaland to teach him new words, nowadays his vocabulary is limited to Aukat and class.
11. To enlist the help of adda buddies in Mumbai to find the designer who gave him the "Here-comes-the-aubergine-outfit" and possibly murder him so no more fashion atrocities are committed.

12. To enroll in Shiamak Davar's dance class.........has decided to put his hilling jhulling to good use.

KMH...Pyar ke side effects..Arjun:

1. Laughing for no reason

2. crying for no reason

3. Crying because you're happy

4. laughing because you're sad

5. Lack of sleep

6. Depression

7. Manic behaviour

8. Jealousy

9. Becoming obsessive compulsive fear of rejection

10. Becoming desperate

11. Spontaneous stupidity

12. The urge to scream at the top of your lungs

13. Frequent daydreaming

14. Transformation from being bad to a worse person

15. the need to stare

16. lack of trust

17. constant misunderstandings.

18. weight gain

19. clothing style going down the drain

20. use of abusive language

When watching BT shows please wear appropriate protective gear:
-Minine

1. BT- radiation proof helmet to save your brain and hair
2. Polarized sunglasses
3. Cotton balls for ears
4. Watch it on a bed.. so in case you doze off or fall off laughing you dont hurt yourself
5. As always warned by Anu, Anjana, Boby do not keep food or drinks anywhere.. in case you cannot absolutely resist.. please wear a bib and keep loads of tissues handy
6. Keep a bucket handy in case you start shedding tears so clean up is easy afterwards
7. If its an absolute nonsense episode please watch the episode ALONE, clear all the clutter and objects around you and sit with tightly folded hands so you dont start throwing things around you. Heavy mittens could be worn if you cannot sit with folded hands for about 20 mins at a stretch!

Super-Monday-Epi
-Karishma

1) slow motion scenes to cover 45mins
2) music editing problems
3) actors tired
4) arjun's car stunts
5) more random "tea" scene....seriously hahah that was soo random....i was just like emm okayyy...:eyerool:
6) hope we don't get any sur antara scenesss...
7) paddy's favorite swiss chocolates and cosmetics

KMH Stands for.
-Anjana,Anut,rahila killer,Boby,swan20,Sonia

1. Kitani Mohabbat Hai
2. Kitani Misunderstanding Hai
3. Kya Mera Hal
4. Kaisa Mohabbat Hai
5. Koi Mile Hai?
6. Kyun Miley Hai?
7. Kyun Mistrust Hai?
8. Kitna Mistrust Hai
9. Kahaki Mohabbat Hai?
10. Kayamath ki Mohabbat Hai
11. Kyunki Mohabbat Hai hi nahi......
12. Kitni Awkaad hai
13. kitni kiski awkaad hai
14. Kitani misgiuded hoon
15. Kitani meherbaan hoon
16. Kitna Torture Hai
17. Kiski Aukaad Kya Hai?
18. Kyunki Main Mother Theresa Hoon
19: Kitne Morons hain!

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Arjun Engagement Scenario

-Anu

https://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1165651

Arjun-Arohi Confrontation after Badi-maa Misunderstanding in the presence of Anu, Nupur and Lovely!
-Anu

Now we all know that AA ki breakup hojayegi....Dost with the diamond ring and Arohi with the Saree that Punji gifted her reach the garden....HP's/Punji's school garden ek hi baath hai naa...so zyada sawal math poocho mujhe...mujhe concentrate karne do ...seriousness ke liye mujhe khud bhi serious hona padega...anyways...

Arjun : To yahan par ho MISS arohi...**sarcastically**🤢
Arohi : Yesss .....Mr Arjun Punj ***more sarcastically***🤢🤢
Arjun : Oh Acha laga sun kar.....Khyar yeh bathao yahan pe kyun bhualaya mujhe ?? **frustrated**🤢🤢
Arohi : Woh yeh gift ...wapas karni hai mujhe.**angry**😡
Arjun : Good...mein bhi wapas mangne wala tha **angry**😡
Arohi : Gift tho wapas mang sakthe ho...dil wapas de sakthe ho? **heart broken**💔
Arjun : Dil ?? Kaun saa dil?? Kiska dil?? ...**sarcastically**🤢
Arohi : Mera dil......**sarcastically**🤢
Arjun : Tumhara Dil **sarcastically laughs** tumhara dil tumahare paas hoga mujhe kyun pooch rahi ho.

Arohi : Kya? Tho jo bhi hamare beech mein hua uska kya?**heart broken**💔
Arjun : Kya hua hamare beech mein... mujhe kuch yaad nahin..**angry**😡
Arohi : aap jaisa gatiya aur dhokebaaz insaan ko meine nahin dekha **with slight tears**😭
Arjun : Acha mein aur dhoke baaz aur tum mahan **sarcastically**🤢
Arohi : Haan mein aap jaisi nahin hoon...aur yeh mere liye acha hua ki aapki asliyath samne aa gayi.
Arjun : Mujhe bhi bachut acha hua...ki mujhe sayi waqt par tumhari chaal samaj agayi. **thinking abt badi maa**😡
Arohi : Mujhe tho aap jaise zalil insaan se koi wastha nahin rakhni..**angry**😡
Arjun : Mujhe bhi tum jaise dokhe baaz ladki ke saath koi wastha nahin rakhna hai..**angry**😡
Arohi : Mujhe aaj bahut khushi hui ki mene aapko propose nahin kiya...warna mein apne apko kabhi maaf nahin kar paathi..**angry**😡
Arjun : Aur mujhe aapne aapse nafrath horahi hai ki mene tum jaise ladki ko propose kiya...aur tumse shaadi karna chahi...**angry**😡
Arohi : Shukar hai ...uss bhagwaan ka ki mujhe aap ki asliyath patha chel gayi...yeh lijiye aapka diya hua thofa **throws it on his face** ***tears in punji's eyes**😭
Arjun : Aur yeh lo tumhare liye laya hua ring...mujhe iski koi jarroorath nahi **throws the ring on arohis face** ***tears roll down her face ***😭

Kahani mein twist😃😃 ....Above was the scene that was to be shot and script was handed over to my Dost and Arohi...and add to this one more twist😳 😳N' ...I mean hamari priya Nupur😳 devi is on the sets, along with our Lovely Vaishali😆 and ofcourse Anu😆😆...

The three brainees😉 before landing in Mumbai decide that they will lie on the sets that Miss kapoor gave them the permission and everyone will beleive it. KMH ki trait hai na assumptions and no confirmation theory...so they plan to use that .😆😆

'N' ki haath mein eek taali full of flowers, petals ,she dressed in orange vasthra....Punji ki seva mein...upasthith...bilkul like meera bhai..**stop gigling**😆😆
Lovely ke haath mein danda...all eyes on Arohi ...she determined to set Arohi right with expressions. **enough of those gigles**😆😆
Anu ...ofcourse with TO-DO's for dost, Writers and Directors...😆😆

Now lets see what and how the above scene which was to be shot actually turns out to be..😉😉.

Vathavaran:U ppl thinking yeh kya ...suddenly Anu news reader ban gayi ....nahin nahin yaar....I meant set ke climatic conditions...😉
Some P&Ms employees erecting the P&Ms /Punji's School/ HPs Garden....sab kuch eek hi tho hai...so plz zyada questions math pucho and just read on😆....Ok u ppl thinking why P&Ms employees right??I can see the '?' mark on ur faces😆 ...anyways P&Ms because they are multipurpose actors and workers **purvi ke shaadi ke decoration ka work**...I hope u ppl remember that right?. Ok Anyways ...they were setting up the artificial tress, benches, grass along with an artificial moon😆, sun😆, some ten fifteen planets😆😆**its ektas spl world...no limit for the number of planets**, gazillion stars***arohi ki chemakthi hui dress se bana hua kapda**🤣🤣. I know u ppl thought anu lost track of time right?.. ...whats the need for both sun and moon at the same time right ??🤣🤣... Arey yaar...there is always a need in ektas world... there is always a need for both day and night effect at the same time...I mean what if Punji suddenly decides to go on a drive on sunsaan si sadak it needs to get dark🤣🤣...right ...Ok those ppl in that setup ki kaam...and lets see what are the three brainees doing...😳

N ki whereabouts on the set:
Punji in white shirt and Dondz ka pant, practicing the lines from the script, is all hiloying and stuff outside the set ...Suddenly hears someone call him "Swami"😳....thats it...he all shocked😲 ...didnt know what hit him turns around in slow motion and looks at the empty feet ....and slowly starts looking up...sees the orange vasthra **thinks who is this jogan**😲...and then looks at hands which has a plate full of flowers and aarthi **confused**😲...and then apna dil thamke looks at the face into the eyes of N devi...N at the sight of his starts apna Punji jaap...*Om punji namah*😳...Punji all shocked ...tries to move away...but adamant N follows him...he all hilling and willing trying to run away 🤣🤣...just like the way he runs away from Unty ...but no avail...N is all peeche peeche Punji😳..He tries to hide in the garden...but N follows him...so no place to go he just jumps into his van🤣...and N ...N the meera bai of 2009😳 ...stands infront of the van...and performs her kator puja....with flowers petals ,cocunuts & aarthi......along with Punji Jaap🤣🤣.Punji tensed wensed inside the van..

Lovely ki whereabouts on the set:
Arohi in her purple dress ...and with script in her hand practicing the lines..at the other end of the set...and Lovely with her danda 🤣 reaches there and goes and stands behind Arohi....Arohi unaware of this...tries to practice her first line "Yesss .....Mr Arjun Punj "...She says Yess 🤣 and thats it a danda on her hand.🤣..Arohi in pain turns around and finds lovely...

Lovely : whats this?? say yess again... 😡
Arohi : who are u? 😲
Lovely : Iam that person who has been bearing ur torture for last three months...u cant act, cant get one epi with perfect expressions,I have come here to set it right. 😡😡
Arohi : who are u to correct me?? ....😲
Lovely : I have a spl permission from Miss kapoor to correct u...so u better listen to me. **warns** 😡😡😡😡

Arohi has no other way then to follow her. So she starts practicing.....
Arohi : "Yess"...
Lovely : Do it again..."Yess was not right"...😡
Arohi :Yeh kya lovely ji mein teek hi tho kar rahi hoon...😲
Lovely : Yess has to be sarcastically said...script nahin dekha kya..😡
Arohi : Ab mein sarcastically hi tho keh rahi hoon...😲
Lovely : Acha **sarcastically** isse kehthe hai sarcastic...chalo phir se bolo...yess..😡😡

this goes on and on and on ....Arohi stuck at the first line of the script and Lovely not satisfied.🤣🤣🤣

Anu ki whereabouts on the set:
The writers and director talking abt the shot and Anu reaches there.They see Anu and shocked ask who are u?. Anu says I have been bearing this torture of illogical and irrelavant nonsense for last 3 months😡... Miss kapoor gave me spl permission to correct ur script , direction and Punjis action..So u better listen to me or end up on the receiving side of Miss Kapoors wrath😉. They scared at the thought ...agree to listen to Anu. Anu demads the script...the writers hand her the above lines. Anu just glances the lines😲 and says who wrote this script. One guy stands up and thats it he gets black and blue. 😡

Anu : Yeh koi script hai? Isse script kehthe ho?. Arjun aur arohi ka yeh jo dialogues hai ussme badi maa ki zikhr kyun nahin hui?. 😡
Writer : Ji nahin woh kya hai ki...KMH ki trait hai...MUs...tho itne easily woh Badi maa ke baren mein nahin pooch saktha.😳
Anu : Tum agar Arjun ke place mein hothe ...tho kya karthe?
Writer : Ji mein tho ....mein tho woh **trying to lie**😕
Anu : Itna hitchikichaneki koi jaroorath nahin...kahiye kya karthe?
Writer : Ji mein poochtha ...badi maa ke baren mein.
Anu : To phir aapko waise hi likhna hain naa script bhi.😡
Writer : Ji woh fiction hai aur itne easily woh puchliya tho hum story kaise drag karenge ?😃
Anu : To aap log story drag karne keliye...hum viewers ko ullu banathe ho aise dialogues likh kar...😡
Writer : Ji itni badi badi bathein math keejiye **almost in tears**😭
Anu : teek hai teek hai...change the script ...make it as realistic as possible... Logic miss nahin honi chahiye..😡
Writer : Woh kya hai ki anu ji...woh mein BT camp mein bahut salon se kaam kar raha hoon...tho mujhe abhi abhi aapne jo kaha woh samaj mein nahi aya... kya miss nahin honi chahiye??😲😲
Anu : I said logic...logic miss nahin honi chahiye.😡
Writer : Mathlab?😲
Anu : Arey bapre abhi aapko logic ka mathlab bhi samjana padega kya?😡😡😡
Writer : Ji wo mujhe sach mein samaj mein nahin arahi hai..aap thoda sa help kijiye naa script ke change karne mein.
Anu : teek teek hai...ab kar bhi kya sakthe hai...chalo ....get a pen and paper😳

Anu changes the script...and lets see how the above script turns out to be.😆😆😆

Arjun : To yahan par ho Miss Arohi...**sad**
Arohi : yes..yahin pe hoon ...***sad***
Arjun : Yeh bathao yahan pe kyun bhualaya mujhe ??
Arohi : Woh appka yeh gift ...wapas karni hai mujhe.
Arjun : To tum gift wapas karna chahthi ho?
Arohi : Ji woh...ab iska mein kya karoongi?
Arjun : Jo mera dil tumhare paas hai uska kya ?
Arohi : Aap ki marzi aap chahe tho lelijiye...
Arjun : Dil koi wapas lesaktha hai?Tum yeh kya keh rahi ho arohi?Kya issiliye tumne pyar karna sikhaya mujhe?
Arohi : Aap hi tho mere aur mere parivaar ko zalil kiya hai...apne aisa kyun kiya? Hum ne aapka kya bigada?Bathaye **holds on to his collor**😭
Arjun : Tum ne mujhse joot kyun kaha arohi...tumne mujhe yeh kyun nahin kaha ki tumhari badi maa hi meri maa hai?
Arohi : Yeh aap kya keh rahe hain?? **shocked** meri badi maa aapki maa hain?😲
Arjun : Kya tum yeh nahin jaanthi ho?😲
Arohi : Yeh aap kaisi baathe karrahe hain...aap mujhe pe vishwas nahin karthe? Kya itni hi hai aapki mohabbat?😲
Arjun : Mein tum pe vishwaas karna chahtha hoon...par meri andar eek gehri chot lagi hui hai...jo mujhe kisipe vishwas karne ki izaazath nahi derahi hai
Arohi : Apko mujh par vishwas karni hogi. Apko hamare is pyar par vishwaas karni hogi. Aap mere inn ankhon mein dekhiye..kya aapko inn mein vishwaas nahin?
Arjun : Mujhe hain...vishwaas hai...tum par mere iss pyar par vishwaas hai...kahin naa kahin mujhe lagraha tha ki tum innocent ho.Mein tumse bahut pyar kartha hoon😳.
Arohi : ***Tears roll down her eyes***Mein aapke bagyair reh nahin sakthi...aap mujhe kabhi chodke maath jaayiye😭
Arjun : Mein kahin nahi jaoonga arohi😳. Mein hamesha tumhare saath tumhare paas rahunga😳. Tumhare haath aghe karo 😳**engagement ki ring pehenadetha**😃😃😃
Arohi : **smiling hugs***😳😳😳 .
Arjun : **kisses Arohi on her forehead**😳😳😳

Anu hands over the above script to the writer proudly😆😆😆 and says isse kehthe hain script perfect logical , perfect dialogues and perfect end...isse pad kar samjiye kaise likhna hai..

Writer takes the script and after reading the script chekar kha kar gir jaatha hai...🤣🤣🤣..Koi set mein gets him some water and he comes back to senses...director rushes to him and asks him what happened

Director : Yeh aapko kya hua? Kyun gir gaye?😲
Writer : Ji woh mein ..anu ji ki script pad kar gir gaya??😕
Director : Aise kya kardi unhone script mein jo aap behosh hogaye?😲
Writer : Aap khud hi pad lijiye..**hands over the script**😕
Director : **reads the script and behosh ho jaathe hain** 🤣🤣

**Anu wondering whats happening , someone gets water and director comes back to senses**

Director : Yeh aapne kya kardi hamare script ki Anu ji?😲
Anu : Kya ka mathalab kya hai?...Mene wahi kiya jo logical hai..aap logon ko logics ke barein mein tho patha nahin...isliye mene likhdi bas.😳
Director : Ji woh sab tho teek hai...par yeh kya aapne undonoki engagement karadi?😲
Anu : Haan issme galath kya hai...woh dono eek dusre se pyar karthe hain...tho karadi mene unki engagement.😳
Director : Par unka engagement iss janam mein hone wali nahin thi according to our story.😲
Anu : Kya😲😲?? Yeh kya kaha apne ...aap pagal hogaye kya ...😡😡? Engagement karenge ya mein Miss kapoor ko bhuloon... 😡😡😡**dhamkaying the director**
Director :Ji nahin nahin Anu ji ...jaise aapki icha....aur waise tho bhi ..hum jab chahe engagement thod bhi sakthe hai....tho issme kaun si badi baath hai...**little hopeful**
Anu :Aap log hamesha kisike bhalayi nahin soch sakthe kya 😡??BT ki param para hai kya hamesha rishthon ko thodna😡?? Jayiye jaake scene ki thayariya kijiye...engagement karake hi mein dum loongi aaj...😡😡

The set is all ready....😛
Punji still in van...peeping out to see if N is out of the way🤣🤣...par aisa thodi naa hogi...N ki kator deksha jaari hai..🤣🤣.....aur koi set pe usse hila bhi nahin sakthe hai...Miss kapoor ki permission jo hai..🤣🤣🤣
Lovely still with danda and Arohi still at "Yesss". 🤣🤣🤣
Anu done with script changes ....all proud 😆😆😆 of her karnama ...waiting at the sets.

Finally Punji is asked to step out of the van...Punji all scared steps out...'N' ...'N' devi...starts her Punji seva😆...Punji ki har eek kadam pe woh phoolon se swagath karthi hai😆.....till he reaches the garden set... Punji is standing in the garden with the new script in his hand.'N' devi at his feet🤣 ...all into her prayers...Punji ko kuch samaj nahin arahi hai..Arohi comes to the sets and Lovely with her danda follows her 🤣 and Arohi stands besides Punji for the take and Lovely behind Arohi....Anu near the director watching the take.....N flowers barsaying 🤣 at Punjis feet ..Lovely correcting Arohis "Yessss". 🤣...Anu staring at Dost..🤣.....Before the director says take...Anu says Cut it..😆😆...Everyone turns around and look at Anu.... Anu says mere pyaare dost jaake shakal teek kijiye......go and shave..and come..I cant see ur face like that.. 🤣🤣...Dost has to oblige so goes to the one bathroom in the set and 'N' devi follows him🤣...he shaving and she continuing her puja even in the bathroom🤣.....Here on the set Arohi is still practicing "Yesss" and Lovely glaring her with looks and Aorhi is all tensed wensed🤣...... .Punji comes back and is ready for the take ...Stands beside Arohi. 'N' again follows Punji and sits at his feet and starts with her seva🤣....Punji very disturbed by this 'N's gesture but cant help it......has to oblige. Director about to say take and Anu says Cut it🤣.... Again everyone looks at anu and She says Dost ji ...jaake aank teek keejiye...woh eek hii teek taak thi aapke face mein aab uska bhi bura haal horaha hai🤣....... jaake thodi dher cucumber lagayi unpar aur uske baad thodi si makeup kariye.....Punji feels sad but cant help it...so again leaves the sets and sits on a chair and gets his cucumber and make up thing done and all the while 'N' devi punji seva mein follows him and is performing her punji seva even at his makeup..🤣..... Lovely still on sets and Arohi still at "Yess"🤣......After a while Punji returns to sets and is ready for the take.....Director again about to say take...Anu again says cut it🤣....... again everyone glare...Now Anu says.....Dost plz plz aapka LIPS🤣🤣... ka kuch keejiye itne dry hain...mere lips dhuk rahe hain...Punji is all embarrased but again cant help but oblige...so applies some balm.... Now all set to the take. 🤣

'N' still at Punji's feet flowers barsaying🤣...... so Director plans to take a close up shot can't take a long shot naa....Lovely behind Arohi so the cameramen decides need some editing of the background stuff.....🤣....Alright the first sentence kehne ki thayari...sentence was..

Arjun : To yahan par ho Miss Arohi...**sad**
Arohi : yes..yahin pe hoon ...***sad***

so Dost to portray sadness starts Hilling🤣..... and thats it Anu says Cut it.....Punji shocked 😲

Punji : I have done all that u want ab kya hua hai Anu ji??😲😲 **confused** *** N apne deeksha mein magna oblivious to the happenings🤣🤣 and Lovely is not bothered abt the cut she is all into getting Arohis expressions right.🤣🤣***
Anu : Enough....😡😡...enough of that shaking.....Kya tumhari body mein springs hai...why do u jump around like that and throw that cell phone away plz😡...yeh hamesha appne haathon se kyun yeh sab karthe ho..?? 😡😡**irritated**
Punji : But anu ...mere haathon mein agar kuch nahin hai tho mein act nahin kar paoonga...**all sad**
Anu : U have to act with ur hands empty and u have to stand still thats it..😡😡.. **ordering**
Punji : ok I will try .....jaise aapki marzi **sad but has to oblige**

Take again....😆😆

Punji tries all his best but cant stop hilling u know why??🤣🤣🤣........cuz 'N' at his feet ...flowers barsaying and flowers ki wajah se Punji ke paaon khujlarahe the🤣🤣🤣.......and he can't complain **anu glaring😡 and cut it continuing, director banging his head🤣🤣***
Arohi tries all her best but cant get the 'Yessss' with perfect expressions which Lovely is looking for...🤣🤣... **Every wrong expression that Arohi gives one danda from lovely***

This silsila continues for three days 🤣🤣......Arjun aur Arohi eek sentence bhi nahin complete karsakthe...ppl cant sleep for three days 🤣🤣....and Punji and Arohi bear the three geniuses for three days for 72 hours non stop and thats it....🤣🤣

Punji decides he is unfit for Acting and he is so bowled over by 'N' ki thapsya.....N was doing punji seva nonstop for 72 hours🤣🤣.......decides to elope with N to some remote place in Himalayas...so they set out on that journey.🤣🤣

Arohi looses her brain ...it basically crashes after so many dandas🤣🤣......and ends up at a mental asylumn...🤣🤣

Lovely and Anu decide enough of this now Miss Kapoor will come so lets jump and catch the next flight back home....🤣🤣

Miss kapoor lands on the sets...no epi.... no shot taken for the last three days...aghast at the proceedings confronts the director and the crew...they tell abt the happenings for three days and let her know that Punji jumped with 'N' 🤣🤣....and Arohi ended up in asylumn...🤣🤣.... Miss kapoor gets the shocker of her life and decides all this happened cuz of her nonsenical drama 🤣🤣...and so decides she will quit the business... 👏

Thats it😳...mission accomplished..😃...Iam done...I hope u ppl didnt cry...🤣🤣🤣

Ek Pant aur Sweater ki Dukh Bhari Dastaan
-Anjana

Part I: Punji's Pad:

Black Jeans Pant ("JP"): OH NO! PUNJI NO! NO! Punji wapas bin mein! Dhondz hasn't even had a chance to take me to the laundry yet. ** JP tries to sink deeper into the laundry bin - hide under stinky baby blue sweater. But, Alas no luck ' Punji's Panjha JP koh padkar lehti hai and plucks him out**

***Punji hillofying and jillofying self into JP. JP Groaning ' No Lifebuoy again ***

JP: Why oh why can't he leave me alone. Ever since he's been in love with that Arohi ' he can't keep his butt out of me. I wonder who's going to be the new sweaty sweater today!!

***Punji goes to closet ' hil hil ke ' and ponders hmm "Usko violet pasande hai mein aaj violet/purple pehnunugi ' Punji sharmaying***

JP Thinks to self: Please Dhondz, if you can't take me to the laundry then please get him some Lifebuoy at least. YESTERDAY - He stood sweating n' baking in blue sweater for that Girl becuz he's got that stupid emotion called love! Gulp! When will my torture end! Gulp

***Punji looks through sweater section of closet. One hand on cellphone. MSGing "Ek baat batao - tum mujhe miss karti ho?" to Arohi***

***Punji finds new Sweater ' Perfect Purple ' Arohhi ' Punji grins silly to self ' Arohhi ***

Purple Sweater ("SP"): * Thinks to self - Ufff! What's that smell?* To Pant ' u stink yaar? Kabhie nahatha nahi ho kya?***

JP: ***EMBARRASED & SAD*** Mein nahan chaati hu paar isse ishq hai or mein iska ek lota Black Jeans!! Samjah Karo***

***Punji fights his way into PS ' Skips to Dresser in Happiness ' Aaj uske paas khudki Arohiki favorite perfume hai ' Dhoondz le aye ' Aur Salil se borrow karna nahi barehga. ****

SP & JP: *COUGH! COUGH! COUGH! COUGH! **

SP TO JP: Yeh kya spray kiya?

JP TO SP: Yeh. Teeksay nahata nai aaj kal ' Par is Parfume mein khudko duboohta hai - har dina ' har raat.

SP TO JP: Yeh Kya BAAT hai?

JP TO SP: PYAAR ISHQ MOHABBAT

SP TO JP: PYAAR? ISHQ? MOHABBAT?

JP TO SP: Ha Yaar ' Varna koi ladki iss pagal ke paas kyu kara rehega?? Woh bhi Khushi Khushi!!!

PART II ' P & M Media ' Punji's Cabin

*** Punji all hillofying and dialing Arohi's number again ' par phir busy signal*****

SP TO JP: Vah yeh office to baari mast hey. LCD bhi hai!

***Punji fuming ' thinking gift nahi aayee aabtak. Woh bhi nahi aab tak. These girls *****

JP TO SP: Han hum cricket dekh sakte hai. Aaj India Pakistan ka match hai.

SP TO JP: Hum KKHH nahi dekh sakte hai? Muhje Brown Sweater ne baataya tha

*** Arjun fuming and pacing ' all tense wense and arms hillofying everywhere***

JP TO SP: Kya baataya tha?

SP TO JP: Yehi! Ki Punji ko Kjo movies pasaande hai****

*** Punji dialing Arohi again. No response again. Now rocking and hilofying jilofying in chair***

JP TO SP: Kash Punji woh KJo movies ki heroes ki tara har bakth kapara shapara badalta ' muhje nahaney ka mooqka milta!!!

**** Punji pushes computer away... fingers constantly on the phone ' dialing shyling*****

SP TO JP: Chor yaar hum kuch nahi dekhne ko miley gaya. Yeh ladka kabhi teek say bettha hi nahi. Har bakth hiltha or chaalta rehta hai. Isse ka problem kya hai?

JP TO SP: Mein baatya nah ' ISHQ! PYAAR! MOHABBAT!

Punji to Self Outloud: "Yeh Arohi bhina kabhie kabhie meri phone ka jab hi nahi dehtehey. Subha say office mein bhi nahi aayee hai. But, I hope everything is okay. "

SP TO JP: EEHEW! Yaar aab toh mein gayee ' Yeh aab hil hil ke ' SWEAT bhi karne laga hai!

JP TO SP: Yeh to sirf suruhat hai ' dekh aage aage hota hai kya ' Kal blue sweaterka hal boohut bura hogiya tha ' dhoop mein pasihna ka Ganga Yamuna bhaadi Punji !!!

****************************THORA DHER BAAD***************************************

PART II ' P & M Cafe

SP TO JP: Arey yeh kya hua? Punji toh baari baari dinghe maraha tha. Mal Road! 15 Minutes! Yeh Cafe toh uski office ki neechay ha

JP TO SP: SSSShhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- Koi sunlega ' Chup kar ' Varna Audience - SHHHH

****Punji all excited, but wanting to appear confident (Remembering Anu's list) - so not hilofying jhilofying*****

SP TO JP: Arey eider bhi LCD aur woh bhi SRK ki picture key saat. Woh Who!!

****Punji all happy at seeing Arohi, but she says "Sir". Sir not happy. "Arjun Sir" Punji still not happy. "Arjun" Punji all happy and trying not hilna julna (Anu ko waada kiya that ' Par woh kaise na hille? Kamse Kam Haat ' Nahi ' Anu baahut datengi ' Punji fumes inside then Khuda ka haat hi ultimately padkar liya; Guuuud Ideana ' Arohi nahi datengi ' Anu nahi datengi. Punji khush******

SP TO JP: Yeh namuna khon hai?

JP TO SP: Namuna?

SP TO JP: Namuna nahi toh aur kya? Yeh, dohno namuna hi toh hai - Ek Mumbai ki gharmi mein Sweater pehenta hai aur yeh full sleeve Kameez!!!

****Arohi and Punji both all nervous specially Punji who desperately wants to hilofying, but trying not to show it *******

JP TO SP: Yehhi toh hai woh!

SP TO JP: Kya baat hai ' teek say nahi bolna nahi aata hai kya tuhjesay?

JP TO SP: Ghuusa maat ho SP... Yeh toh hai woh ' Pyaar! ISHQ! MOHABBAT!

************Arohi and Punji talking shalking ' bak bak bak bak bak bak bak bak***********

SP TO JP: Yeh log kabhi chup chap ' Shanti say nahi rehey saakte hey ' Muhje SRK ki film dekhni thi yaar

JP TO SP: Yeh dohno ' Aur Chup Chap ' Shukhar kar Jhagar nahi rehey hai aaj - dekh aage aage hota hai kya

Episode 4: Saarru Driving Shiving

***Punji J Surprise for Arohi ' Capricorns Romantic ' hilofying and dhilofying all over car now*******

SP to JP: Yeh shore kya hai?

JP to SP: Meine bolana ' Ishq! Pyaar! Mohabbat!!

SP to JP: Ishq? Pyaar? Mohabbat? Nahi yaar yeh Shoore kya hai?

JP to SP: Woh hi toh hai - Pyaar! Ishq! Mohabbat! Samjah kar yaar ' yeh namuna phir green signal rukh gayaa hai!!

Honk Honk TTONHK HONK THOOOOONK

Stranger to Punji: Ghari karab hua hai kya, Sir? Mein Daakha dedu?

Punji to Stranger: Kya! Tum khon ho? Yeh mere gari ke window ke phaas que ho! Kher choddo ' tum, shaadi shuda ho?

Stranger ' Stunned by Punji's question ' daar daar ke replies: Ha! Ek biwi hai!

Punji: Ek biwi hai? Matlab? Ek khaafi nahi hai? Tum kaise aadmi ho!! Choodo ' woh kai pasande karti! Mujhe kareedna hai!!!

Honk honk Honk honk Honk honk Honk honk Honk honk Honk honk Honk honk

SP to JP: Hum to gayee kamse se ' yeh pagal aab bhera bhi hogaye aur humko bhi bhera bhanake choode rehga!!

JP to SP: Haan yaar ' Aaj A.C. bhi on nahi kiya ' kitna gharmi hai - Hum to gayee kamse se

***Punji khush ' guuud idea ' "chhuriiya" ' all hilofying, jhilofying and dhillofying ***

SP to JP: dekhte aage aage hota hai kya

Episode V ' Sukh Niwas

********Punji rings Bell... Hilofying from foot to foot... arm full of gifts... jhillofying everwhere***

*******Punji rings BELLL Again.... Hlofying and Jhillofying even more...barely able to stand********

SP to JP: Isse kya Michael J. Fox waala disease hai kya?

JP to SP: Michael J. Fox waali disease? Huh? Tu kya bakwaas kar raha hai?

*****Punji gives up on Door ' Dham Dham Soundtrack Con't Dham Dham Dham Dham ************

SP to JP: Punji ne pada tha National Geographic ke magazine mein ' Muhje Brown Sweater ne bola tha ' Michael J. Fox disease ' Parkinson's bolte hai shayad!!!! Hamesha hilta julta hai yeh ladkha!

JP to SP: Nahi Yaar! SIRF PYAAR! ISHQ! MOHABBAT!

***Punji hears voices and heads to GARDEN... MISSION AROHI BADIMAA AROHI BADIMAA***

****** All the hilling, dhulling and heat in the Garden causing Arjun to sweat wet even more*****

SP to JP: Aab yeh Namuna humko kaha leja raha hai? Mein bheeg gayeee... mein ro dhungi.. mein Utter Crap lagrahi hu.....Wah! Wah! Wah!

JP to SP: Rho mat!! Tu kitni aachi lag rahi hai... or feel bhi kar rahi hai!!!!

SP to JP: Sniff! Sniff! Kya? Jhoot mat bol! Mein kitni khoobsurat thi! Kitni fresh thi! Aab nahi!!

********Detective Punj, hilling dhulling, spying and evasdroping as usual ' looking at HP and Purvi's Parents; ************

****JP SHARMAYING ' PINKING SHINKING****

JP to SP: Tu kitna soft! Soft! Spongy! Spongy!! feel kar rahi hai!

SP to JP: (also sharmaying) Sniff! Sach? Mein aachi lag rahi hu? Tu kitna swweeet hai!

JP to SP: Sach... tuhje patha nahi ' theri chehra kitni masoom lag rahi hai ' theri bheegi bheegi rang

**********Arjun hilling jhulling fast fast towards car ' New Mission Talk to Salil ********

SP to JP: Tub bhi bahut handsome lag rah hai ' bheeg kar**********

JP to SP: Aab yeh ka jaa raha hai ' saj mein isse Parkison' hai - dekhte aage aage hota hai kya

Arohi finds Arjun's Mom Picture in the Library Book
-Karishma

episode starts
First the picture will fly from the book in slow motion.... 2mins

it will fall in to arohi's hands but she will ''accidentally'' drop it... 3mins

and just when she will bend down to get it...someone will call her name....she will get distracted.... 3mins

some random person will open the ''library emergency window'' cause its very hotttt....this will cause the picture to fly outside... 2 mins

arohi ( who is not scared to get into a cat fight but is too scared to jump out of a 2 feet high window)...will slow motionly walk out of the office to get the picture.... 5 mins

but at the same time some guy will drive over the picture and get it all dirty.....DAMMIT arohi won't get to see arjun's mom face :(... 5 min

and the episode ends

when all this is happening juss imagine...a fast tabala sound in the background

Arohi and Arjun at P&M Post Badi Maa MU
(REF: Last Week of April 2009)
-Anu

(Dost is Arjun Punj)

Dost and Arohi in an official meeting abt the new CDs that they are going to launch ...remember which was named against hmmm....🤣...Arjun ...yep thats right😳.....We all remember how Arohi praised that name...now the same arohi lets see what she does with that name🤣🤣

Dost : Tho sidharth...hamara Lounge CDs ka kaam kaha thak aya ?
Sid : Sir woh project Arohi dekh rahi hai...**looks at arohi**
Arohi : Ji sir ...woh kaam ho raha hai...par I think we should re think abt the Cover title and its color.
Dost : **Very angry** Kyun?Kya problem hai ab uss title mein aur color mein?By the way tumhine tho suggest ki thi title and color?
Arohi : Haan Sir ...meine hi suggest ki thi...par ab mujhe lagtha hai ki woh sahi choice nahi thi.
Dost : Mathlab **all angry**😡
Arohi : **Stands up and explains ** Arjun....hmmm Arjun ka mathalab jaise aap sab log jaanthe hain...shweth hai..shweth kaa mathlab kabhi kabhi chori se bhi hotha hai...I mean... Woh kehthe hai naa...chor ki shakal safed hogaya hai..waise🤣🤣
Dost : **fuming**
Arohi : Aur Kabhi kabhi safed ka mathlab jhoot bhi hotha hai..White lies...woh joh bahut se aameer log bhole bale insaanon se kehthe hain?? **evil smile on arohis face...Dost all hilling**🤣
Dost : Yeh kya bakwas kar rahi ho tum...Miss arohi **angry**
Arohi : Meine woh naam suggest karne ke liye reasons bathayi aur aapko acha laga...ab mere naa kehne ke bhi reasons sunni padegi 🤣
Dost : **Fuming**
Adohi : Arjun ...haan...waise dekha jaye tho ...arjun naam bahut gatiya hai..kaafi purani hai....nahi arjun?Hamare lounge CD ko ..woh bilkul bhi suit nahin kartha...Kahan 2009 ka CD title aur kahan woh BC waqt ka Arjun..**sarcastically**🤣
Dost : **More Fuming ...but cant help it**
Arohi : Arjun naam se agar hum apni marketing karenge tho woh hamare company ke naam par dabba hoga...kyun ki imagine Mahabarath's Arjun Woh jisne apne bal buthe par mahabarath yudh jeet nahin sakha.🤣....Agar sri krishan ji unke saath nahin hothe tho woh Arjun kabhi jeeth nahin paathe..🤣....Agar Karan ko shrap nahin hothe tho woh Arjun eek din bhi yudh mein tik nahin patha...🤣...Hum aise naam lekhe apna promotion karenge tho usse hamare company ka reputation karab hojayega...issiliye mujhe lagtha hai...ki hum kuch aur soche aur Arjun jaise naam ko use naa karen..ab dekhna hai ki Arjun ...I mean Arjun sir kya decide karthe hain?? 😃
Arohi : Kaisa laga?😲
Dost : **fuming**smart....Very smart...

by Anjana

****AP fuming in suit*******

AP to Sid: Mein chaata hun ke tum ye special school project mein kam karo - aaj se tumhar har kaam Miz. Arohi karega.

Sid to Arohi: Sir ne kaha ke tum meri saab kam karogi kyunki muhje ye special school project mein kam karna hai. Yeh woh Mr. Balsara ka file hai - un logo ko Sir ki email dena bhulna maat.

Arohi: Koi baat nai - mein de dhungi.

Arohi on the phone: Hah. Email address hai ArjunPunj@Yahoo (BT Blopper special edition) - hah main spell kaarti hu. A=Ass, R=Rat, J=Jhoota, U=Ugly, N=Nasty.

********AP overhears and FUMMMMMESSS & WALKS OFF******************

Siddharth to Arohi: Tum kitne sweet ho... meri saab kam samal liya.

Arohi to Siddharth: Hum dost hai - koi baat nahi

Siddharth to Arohi: Yeh lo - mein tumhari liye coffee ley aayee

****Arohi spots Arjun Punj lurking n' listening - Pretending to talk to Prakash*****

Arohi to Siddharth: Thank you - jaag waali coffee - ley aaayee - mera favorite, cheeni bhi teek hai

Siddharth to Arohi: Tumhare liye kuch bhi - tum kitna aachi ho - sabki madat karti ho

Arohi to Siddharth: Kaash har koi tumhari tara samajdhar hota - logo ka respect karta.

**********************Arjun BP Explodes ***************************

The Story of Apples
-Karishma

AP: Man im soo hungry...maybe i will juss take one bite...arohi won't find out 😲

AP: Why does arohi always take BIG bites of the apple....this means less for me

Apple 1: wow what a beautiful day....god i hope i don't end up in some weird person's mouth.....

Apple 2: man im hilling and jhulling..😲. OMG!!! Where are they taking us...

Apple 3: these humans are taking us to karan singh's house...just because he can't impress girls with his cool hair and HIP clothing style...😆😆...he apparently thinks he can impress them by sharing "apple ka bagheechass"...he should seriously get tips from salil....😕

Apple 2: really we are going to the GREAT karan singh's house wow...im actually very excited now....😃

Apple 1: WHAT that's not fare you guys get to go to karan's house....dammit i have to go to mittal & punj's place.😭😭..you know what that means....that crazy NUTTIE all she eats is apples god!!!...at breakfast they don't even have cereal, bagels, or any other fruits...all they have is apples....

Apple 2: yaa well ekta can't afford to grow any other fruits....and cereals, bagels are not under the budget...😛😆

Apple 3: actually i heard....ekta is saving up money for a new actor...she wants to add another sibling to the mittal family..it's needed for the future script...and remember paddy has to meet the goal of creating a football team....😆

Apple 1: (reached punj & mittals fruit basket)...O NOOO here comes nutt case....😡😡..hope she doesn't pick me...

Apple 2: wow we are finally at karan's place....yo apple 3 you were telling me about impressing a girl who does he want to impress...😲

Apple 3: Miss arohi....😎

Apple 1: NAHIII....damit...😭...nuttie had to pick me....o well i guess mere nasib main ya he likha tha....at least arjun isn't around....or she would start her apple sharing natak .....then it gets really annoying......(god it should be in her resume.... im Natasha... i love challenges and my favourite hobbies include.... trying to share apples with arjun)😕

Apple 2: What karan wants to share apples ka bageecha with arohi...i thought arjun and arohi liked sharing apples...when did karan come in to this equation....😕

Apple 3: Man didn't you hear about arohi's "plan" .😲...it was to marry arjun so she can afford to buy all the apples in shimla.....but arjun over heard her talking about this secret plan to badi ma so they aren't a couple anymore....

Apple 2: ooooooo so i get it now karan wants to buy all the apple trees in shimla to impress arohi :)WOW.....kya baat haii....😉

Apple 1: omg omg Nuttie is going towards dukhi atma's aka arjun's room...yaar....now she will start her apple sharing crapp:(..😡😈....god if she can't finish a whole apple by her self...why doesn't she juss save it for later....let me juss put my headphones on so i don't have to listen to nutties bak bak...

mean while:

nUttie asks arjun to share the apple...

arjun says NO..😡

nuttie says: please please share karo naa....

arjun with his angry look says: 😡😡NOOO don't you understand English i said NO....

nuttie: please arjun share it with me....i can't finish the whole apple...

arjun finally couldn't take it anymore😡😡😡 takes the apple....turns around pretends to eat the apple...but actually puts some of ekta's poisonous powder on it and gives it back to nuttie.....

nuttie all happy eats the apple and dies 👏

...........................................................................

karan and arohi : share apple trees forever and live happily ever after😳

arjun marries the new sibling ekta added to mittal family and lives NOT so happy ever after :)...🥱

THE END!!!!

Arjun's Realization of His Love

(REF: Episode on May 1, 2009)
-Anu

www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1172879

Arjun Talks to Dad about Arohi-Punjabi Version
(REF: Episode on April 20, 2009)
-Mehr

DK *concerned*: puttar, Tenno ki hoya hega hey? bol na puttar'menno apni dil de gal nahi bataye ga? 😊
Arjun: papa g..meinno khud nahi pata hega k mein kee kawwa 😕'aaj'mein eik kuri noo dhekhyea..😍...Papa g'mein onnoo dhekhda he raha 😍'papa g'meinoo aaj tuk kisi kuri noo dhekh ker ahey jiya nahi mehsoos huwa 😳'jis tarha meinnoo onnoo dhekh ker mehsoos hoya hega ❤️'

DK: (listetning silently) 🤔

Arjun (in flashback): oodi chehray dee maasoomiyaat 😍..oodey bheeghay baal 😳..aisay lagda piya see k mein bas onnoo he dhekhda rawa 😍'papa g'meinoo samajh nahi aayi k mein kee karaa! Meinoo nahi pata k mein jo kehnda payaa hoo o taannoo samajh wi aanda paya hega k nahi 😕..hoon mein kisi hor dey naal ae gal we tay nahi ker sagda na'😳

DK: puttar'too oday naal gal kitti?🤔

Arjun: nahi papa g 😳'mein odey naal gal nahi ker sagda *shermaying* ☺️

DK *encouraging*: tu sheir da puttar bun *pat on the back*..aur odday naal gal ker!

Next day

Arjun: oye Arohi! 😊

Aro: g Sir'😊

Arjun *hilling julling*: o mein'mein 😕'.tenno kuch bataana hega'😳

Aro: kee bataanay hega Sir? 😊

Arjun: tu meinay sirf Arjun kyu nahi bulaandi? 😕 *moo phula ker*

Aro: woh mein kaisay'' 😳 *shermaying*

Arjun: acha chadd 😳..dhekh mein ki laya henga!! 😃(takes out chooriyaan)

Aro: chooriyaa!!! 😃 Chooriyaa meinoo barri pasand hegi hein Sir!!😃

Arjun: "Sir?" 😕

Aro: mera matlab hey 😳'..Ar'Arjun 😊

Arjun: 😃

Aro (chooriyaa pehen ker): kinni soni hegi hein 😳'*admiring chooriyaa in her hands*

Arjun *in Aro land*: biklul gobhi dey phool jayi lagdi hoh 😍

Aro: KYA? 😲 Mein taannoo GOBHI dey phool jahi lagdi haa? jao mein taaday naal gal nahi kara gii *angry nudge* 😡

Arjun *back to earth* *hilling julling* 😕: nahi! 😲 Nahi'nahi'mera O matlab nahi hega see *confused* 😕

Aro 😡 (leaves)

Arjun: hoon mein kii karaa? 😕 *thinking hard* 🤔

After half an hour'seeing no sign of Aro ..he sends one sms to her 😃

"Assa dil day mobile vich tuhaadee Pyar di sim pawai hey! ❤️ Kitta load main card Armaanaa da, vich Hijar di battery pawai hegi! Nit Hasrataan naal innoo charge karday aan 😳, vich dard di tone bharai aa! teri yaad day signal aa ondey nay, par call na kadi aai aa"

Arjun k sms ka reply Aro kuch is tarha deyti hey (keeping his gobhi k phool wala dialogue in mind) she also uses vegetable as an example: 😆

"Romance karen noo jee ker da way... 😍
Date te jaan noo jee ker da way.. ❤️
ishaaray dey dey ker ak gayee aa...*sigh* 😕
teenday warga pak gayee aa 😕 "

Arjun's reaction: 😕 ab kya keroo? *scratching head* papa g say poochta hoo kya kerna chahye.. *sigh* 😕

Ek Pal-The OM Pendant
(REF: May 2009 Episodes)
-Sonia

Arjun knows the truth and now he hates men (coz of DK) ok jokes apart.. he hates DK' Arohi met with an accident and lost her vision' Arjun holds himself responsible for this and cries and drinks' Its my fan fic so he does takes shower regularly! No stinking business please'

Arohi doesn't want to stay in Shimla anymore so BM taking her to Bombay with her so that she may also get a chance to pursue her career here' Arjun doesn't know about it and he doesn't anymore go to P&M office or stays in the mansion' He stays in their old house' he only lives to fulfill Arohi's dream and make her happy in any way' He is shattered and a wreck' The pain he had given her in the heat of the moment, haunts him now'

Arohi doesn't talk about Arjun at all' but Arjun is all she thinks about' Arohi knows that Arjun knows about her accident and the the truth' She knows he still loves her but then so much has transpired between them that now it would be really very very difficult or even close to impossible for them to cover the distance between them'Her wounds are fresh'. Yet she can't help but wonder that why didn't he ever try to meet her even once?? But then dejectedly laughing on herself brushes it away as she remembers he had said that whether she lives or dies it won't affect her'

The land deal issue is out in open and P&M is accused for fraud' since the studio was to be made on Arjun's name he is the main accused' Savita has warned him about it and he knows the proceedings are on but he doesn't care' DK has hired the best lawyer for him but Arjun doesn't co-operate at all' On Savita's insistence Arjun had agreed to co-operate with the proceedings of the case' Savita has denied him to meet Arohi but regularly updates him on her recovery' She knows he's repenting but she can't help it' She doesn't want to hurt Arohi'

Salil and poorvi are just back from their honeymoon and Salil finds out everything that's happened in Arjun's life and regarding Arohi from Aman and Nikhil'

It's the final court hearing day and today itself Arohi is leaving Shimla' Arjun doesn't know this and Savita didn't tell him because she knows if Arjun comes to know about it he would definitely miss his hearing' DK has begged Arjun to be there on time but Arjun gave in only because he had promised Savita'

He is in his car driving to the court when Salil calls him up and apologizes for not being there when he needed him the most' Arjun apologizes too for not supporting him in his decision of marrying Poorvi' Arjun enquires about Poorvi too' Salil tells him that Poorvi has gone to Sukh Niwas since Arohi is leaving for Mumbai today' Arjun all shocked (one more car stunt here) applies the brakes immediately' He further enquires about when is she leaving and Salil informs him that her train is in an hour's time or so' Arjun immediately starts towards the railway station' Last evening's snowfall has blocked many ways and traffic is slow too' but he manages to reach the station in time' he wonders why Savita didn't tell him that they are leaving for Mumbai' He frantically tries to look out for Arohi' All the while her smiling face and their moments together flashes in front of his eyes' DK calls him to know when is he reaching the court but Arjun refuses to come' DK warns him of the consequences and pleads with him to come' As he is talking to DK he spots Savita and Arohi standing in one corner' He cuts DK's call and move towards them' Other side DK tries reaching him again but to no avail' Since Arjun misses the hearing court announces its decision against Arjun' Arjun is to be arrested and jailed! (Maybe Anjana would be a better help here' I don't understand law much' so please excuse me here)

On the other side at the station' Arjun moves towards Arohi' Savita spots him and tells Arohi to be here and that she'll be back in a while' Savita questions Arjun but he ignores all' Silent tears flowing down his eyes he begs his mom to let him meet Arohi once' Reluctantly Savita gives in and moves away'

Arohi here is lost in Arjun's thoughts' thinking that after this moment we'll never meet probably' she is remembering all their fights, Arjun holding her hand, he kissing her forehead, she resting her head on his chest, she irritating him, he insulting her, he being a gentleman in rain, he teasing her' and a sad smile comes on her lips' A tear drops from her eyes when she realizes that leaving Shimla is also like cutting the last chord between them'She shuts her eyes' oblivious to her surroundings she is just about to loose her balance as a kid who was trying to run away from his mother's grip runs into her' But before she could fall a strong pair of arm holds her and prevent her fall' Arjun remembers their first meeting where she had held on to him to prevent a fall' time stands still for Arjun once again'

Arohi scared as a child still clutching on to the stranger's arm balances herself'

Arohi: Thank you' aapne mujhe girne se bacha liya'

Arjun doesn't speak a word' just keep looking at her angelic face'He thinks it's the same face that he had fallen in love with not so long ago' it's the same face he can see whenever he shuts his eyes' it still has the same innocence' its still so serene' so calm' yet it has lost its glow' He looks at her eyes and remembers when he had said that hers are the most beautiful eyes and he never can see tears in her eyes' he then remembers when he had wiped out her tears only to cause more pain' he remembers the tears that just couldn't stop after he announced his engagement to Nutts when he had insulted her' these eyes are still so pure' He remembers when she had confessed her deepest feelings to her how much her eyes had shone that day' The eyes that had once shone with love so deep just for him doesn't shine anymore' its lifeless!!! Unable to contain his pain he shuts his eyes still holding her' Arohi is feeling weird and secured at the same time' Something inside her wants to be like this forever' but something wanted to run away'. She wonders who's the person and is just about to ask him to leave her when she feels the drop of tear falling on her hand'

Arohi: Aap ro rahe hai??

Savita who had seen Arohi about to fall and Arjun trying to balance her come quickly at Arohi' side to enquire whether she's fine'. And when Arohi asks him whether he's crying' Savita rescues him by replying'

Savita: Arohi beta yeh station hai apno se door jaane ka gham toh sabhi ko hota hai na' (Arjun doesn't say a word yet just looks at his mother with gratitude' Arjun looks at Savita pleading her for a little more time' seeing no choice she says) Arohi main pani leke aati hoon' and asks Arjun to take care of her in the meanwhile'.

While Savita is away Arjun turns to Arohi' he desperately want to tell her that its him' that he's back' he wants to hold her tight' doesn't want to let her go' but'

Arohi: lagta hai aapka koi apna aapse door jaa raha hai'

Arjun: (tears run down his face) hmm'

(He smiles a little at her' when he remembers the moment when he had held her close against her wishes when he wanted to shoo Unty away ' He also observes her concern even for a stranger' he remembers the time when she had helped him to get home after he had got drunk and couldn't even stand')

Arohi: Kitni Azeeb baat hain na wahan aapka koi apna door ja raha hai' aur yahan main kisi apne se humesha ke liye door ja rahi hoon' dekha jaye toh door toh woh kab ka ja chukka hai' lekin kehte hain apno ko ro kar nahin hass kar goodbye kehna chahiye'

Arohi doesn't know why she is saying all this to this guy' and on the other hand Arjun remembers the moment when Arohi had got him to smile' He can feel everything slipping away from his hands'

Arohi: Aap itne chup kyun hai?

Arjun opens his mouth to speak something but thinking better of it closes it again'

Arohi: Main bachpan se Shimla main hi rahi hoon'yehi meri duniya thi lekin aaj waqt aur haalat aise nahin ki main yahan reh sakoon'isiliye main apna sab kuch peeche chod ke ja rahi hoon' aap udaas hai kyunki aapka koi apna ja raha hai' lekin uske wapis aane ki umeed toh hogi'

Arjun remembers the cliff scene where Arohi had said that she won't turn her back on her love' she'll give it a chance and he had turned his back to her and walked away' Though Arjun tries to hold back yet a stifled cry escapes' which makes Arohi restless

Arohi: Dekhiye main yeh toh nahin jaanti ke aapko kya dard hai lekin itna zaroor kahoongi ki dard hi hai jo apko jeene ke ehsaas dilata hai'

Just then the railway announcement is made and Savita comes back'

Savita: Chalo beta Arohi' train ka time ho gaya hai'

Helplessly both Savita and Arjun look at each other' With tears in her eyes Savita pats Arjun's head' to which Arjun understandingly nods'

Arohi: Ji Badi Ma (Arjun helps them till their compartment' Arohi is about to go in but thinks something and turns back' reaching out for the stranger guy' Arohi is in the train while Arjun is on the platform' she moves her hand around her neck and unties her OM pendant) Haath badaiye' Yeh pendant mujhe meri Maa ne diya tha' kaha tha ki umeed kabhi nahin chodni chahiye' Mere har achche bure waqt main yeh mere saath tha magar ab shayad mujhe iski koi zaroorat nahin' she holds his hand and put the pendant in his hand and he holds her hand tightly yet so softly for the last time' here the realization dawns upon her' Not ready to let go she expectantly says Arjun' as a tear rolls down her face' Her eyes once again expressed her undying and selfless love for him' Arjun intently looks at her trying to capture the smallest detail of her face to treasure it for the rest of his life' He wanted time to stop'.all their moments together are running in Arohi's mind' when she feels Badi Maa nudging her to get in' and Arjun leaves her hand and turns to go' The train starts' and he clasps the OM tight and turns to get her glimpse but couldn't see her anymore' There still at the doorside with Savita beside her' Arohi crying, speaks aloud "Ek baar rukne ko keh ke to dekhte Arjun"

On the other end Arjun is arrested!!!

Arjun-Natasha Engagement
(REF: May 5th 2009-after Arohi is humiliated by Arjun)
-Manisha

As she steps into the lift.. she remembers Arjun's words "lift ka color badal jana chahiye" all the sweet memories comes back to her... the way he said ILU.. the way he held her hand n took her away... she closes her eyes.. tears flowing down.. she reaches the floor.. she wipes of tears.. goes to her cabin n calls up interior decorators.. she tries to concentrate on her work.. but she cudnt all the happy memories keep coming back.. she all hurt n sad.. whenever she sees Arjun.. tears just spring up in her eyes.. but she wipes them out.. she doesnt want Arjun 2 c them... she moves her face away from Arjun every time he confronts her.. not because she does not want 2 face him but becoz she does not want him 2 see her puffy n red eyes.. Arjun cud sense something amiss every time Arohi avoids Arjun's gaze but tries to think it otherwise.. he reminds himself all he want is to never let Aro back in his life n the engagement wud b the end of it.. he is quite sure of it n he does not want any stone left unturned to make that final blow at Aro..

On the day of engagement, he calls Aro.. he makes her incharge to serve the guests.. this way he made sure she wud always get the pinch.. at the moment of ring ceremony, with a sly smile he calls Aro on stage telling guests that she is his most imp friend n the ceremony wudnt mean anything without her.. she tries to avoid him but he makes her come on the stage.. Aro closes her eyes touches her Om n goes up.. she tries to keep her gaze down, but he makes her look at him.. and when he looks at her, he is all shocked.. suddenly something starts pinching him.. his eyes become all wet n a tear rolls down his face.. aah.. is this same Aro.. her eyes all puffed up n red, face pale, lips all dry n parched.. oh my god.. wat has he done 2 her.. his hands tremble n the ring slips from his fingers n rolls down the floor.. Aro quickly turns away, steps down, n goes behind one of the curtains as she cudnt stop tears rolling down her face.. nuts glances at arjun all perplexed n gives a fleeting look at rushing Aro.. DK quickly goes by his son's side quickly wipes out his tear n tells him to control himself n reminds him this wud b the end of all his miseries n pain.. 2 just go ahead.. Arjun is not sure of it though.. he feels something is tearing him apart.. something deep inside has again started piercing him constantly.. his mind is all blank.. he cant think of anything n just follows his Dads orders.. he takes the ring n goes on with the ceremony disheartened giving a last glance where Aro is hidden.. Aro hears the applause.. something stirred up deep inside her.. she cannot bear the sound of applause.. her hands searches for support.. she wanted 2 scream out loud, but it just remained trapped inside her.. she shuts her eyes tightly, holds on to her Om.. she cudnt control.. tears starts flowing down constantly.. nothing cud lessen the grief that she felt right now... she hears applause subsiding...she lets those final tears roll down... composes herself.. wipes down her tears.. tries to smile n comes out.. she starts asking n serving the happy guests.. she reaches where Arjun n Nutts r standing.. recieving greetings n gifts.. suddenly a sharp pain shoots up n there is a sudden surge of tears.. she controls hard.. keeps those tears away... slowly moves up to them.. n asks nutts.. "aap kya lengi, madam" Arjun again feels that constant piercing pain, which hadnt left him a bit, but this time its even more painful... Nutts orders something n with a faint smile Aro asks the waiter 2 serve her.. Aro slowly turns towards Arjun.. She looks in to his eyes n asks "aap kya lenge, Sir"... those words, her almost tearful eyes, n her look gives him such a stab.. wrinkles creep up on his forehead, his eyes become turbulent, he searches her eyes for something solacing but all he cud see is deep unrelenting pain.. he just cant bear it n turns away his face n nods No slightly... Aro feels something.. senses a faint hope.. wants to step forward.. but then sees nutts moving towards him.. n she quickly pushes away that thought.. all sad once again, she turns n goes away.. Arjun turns around n watches her go n suddenly he feels he has lost everything... suddenly there is a vacuum inside him... vast emptiness surrounds him... everything seems worthless.. even his own breath.. he closes his eyes n all he cud see is Aro smiling..

Nanha Munha Arjun cried
-Sonia

Arjun crying in his room and daddy dear enter😭!

DD: Arjun beta tum ro kyun rahe ho??

Arjun: Dad apne dekha Arohi ko😭'

DD: Arjun roz office main main usse dekhta hoon.. toh😕??

Arjun: (Ghoorofying his dad😳) Aap Arohi ko roz office main dekhte hain😲?? Lekin aap mujhe kyun nahin dikhte roz😕??

DD: (caught' gulps🤔) Arjun baat kya hai woh batao' Usne tumhe hurt kiya na😡??

Arjun: Hurt!😭 Usne jaate hain mujhse kya kaha' Dad usne' usne (crying) 😭usne mujhe nahane ko kaha dad!

DD: (shocked😲) what?? Himmat kaise hui us ladki ki tumhe nahane ko kehne ki😡??

Arjun: Dad woh kehti hai main stink karta hoon😭' mere kapde itne gande hain ki sadak chap bikari bhi unhe lene se refuse kar denge😭 😭' woh kehti hai ki mera dimaag kharab hai😭 ' jo main summers main sweater pehnta hoon 😭'

DD: Lekin Arjun usme kya burai hai😕' winters main toh sab sweater pehnte hai' summers main sweater pehne ke liye himmat chahiye😃' aur who ladki hai hi kya' tum Nutts ko dekho tumhe bilkul suit karti hai' I mean who bhi ajeebo gareeb kapde pehnti hai' Aisa hi hota hai beta isiliye main kehta hoon ki pyaar vyaar nahin karma chahiye😡!

(DD leaves)

Arjun: Tum aisa kaise kar sakti ho Arohi😭' maine tumhe tent dress di' TENT DRESS' who Unty ko deta toh kitni khush hoti aur tumne mujhe badle main Billu Barbar ki appointment book karwa ke di' (howling😭 😭' tumne mujhe bohut hurt kiya hai Arohi' crying😭 😭 😭)

Next Day office...

Nutts sitting on Arjun's chair' and Arjun enters'

Arjun: Nuttasha' I am proud of you'. Tum kapdo ke mamle main kitni bachat karti ho' Dad bohut khush hain tumse😳'

(Arohi enters)

Nutts: Main Jaanti hoon Arjun😳' Isiliye abhi tak Salil bhaiya ki bachpan ki shorts aur Aman ki ganji main ghoom rahi hoon

Arjun: Aman red gangi pehnta tha😕

Nutts: haan thoda hatke you know🤢

Arjun: Tum kitni samajhdaar ho😃' Kyun Arohi hain na hum soul mates😛'

Arohi: Perfectly sir👍🏼' made for each other👏' bilkul waise jaise Joothe ke saath Sole!

Arjun: Thanks!

Shoe shopping' Arohi watching...

Arjun: (trying to put it on Nutts' feet' salesman comes) madam ke size ki dikhao😎

Salesman: Koi fayda nahin😕' humare yahan ka ek bhi jootha inke pair main fit nahin aayega'

Nutts: (mouthful of apple) par kyun??

Salesman: Humare jootho ko insaano ki samajh hain😳' (takes the shoe to Arohi) Ma'am aap try keejiye'(Arohi tries and it fits in' smiling proudly) dekha maine kaha tha na😃'

Arjun-Nutts dropping Arohi home...

Nutts: Arjun main bhutta khake aati hoon.. (she goes out in rain' arjun watching smiling😳)

Arjun: Dekha Arohi' yehi farak hai tum main aur Nutts main?

Arohi: Kaisa farak❓??

Arjun: Dekho tum yahin bethi ho.. aur nutts bahar baarish main nahane chali gayi😳' uske kapde bhi dhul gaye😛' how cost-effective😳! Paani, sabun aur kapdo ki bachat😃! Tumhari tarah nahin jo roz nahakar alag alag kapde pehnke office aati ho🤔' maine tumhe black& white pehne ka order diya ki shayad ab tum wohi kapde pehno lekin nahin tumhare paas uska bhi stock hai😡'

Arohi: What😲! Apko yaad bhi hai aapne pichli baar kapde kab badale the😕?? Shave kab ki thi aur baal kab kataye the? Kab nahaya tha🤢??

Arjun: What do you mean😡? Pichli baar jab hum Baarish main bhige the toh main dry clean ho gaya tha kapdo ke saath😎!

Arohi: haan haan😳' kyun nahin🤓' jaante hai poore office main badbu phaili hui hai🐷' jahan se aap guzarte hain wahan room freshener spray karma padta hai🤢! Aur aapka hilna julna' Lagta hai spring lage hue hai🤪'

Arjun: Hilne julne ke fayde pata hai😡' isse gille kapde sookh jaate hai aur jab baarish nahin hoti tab kapdo pe lagi dhool bhi ud jati hai'

Arohi: Aap kabhi sudhrenge nahin na sir😒'

Arjun: wateva😎'

DK & Savita confrontation'

Savita: mujhe tumse yeh umeed nahin thi DK😕' aaj ka newspaper pada hai tumne❓' kya likha hai Arjun ke bare main😡'

DK: Aisa kya likha hai😳' Arjun-Nutts ki engagement ki news hai😃'

Savita: Haan aur caption hai' "Saal ki sabse badboodar shaadi"🐷

DK: toh isme burai kya hai?

Savita: Kaise kar sakte ho tum aisa😡 ' tum jaise the tumne Arjun ko bhi waisa hi bana diya😡' Isiliye main tumhe chod ke gayi thi💔' kyonki tum nahate nahin the🤢'

DK: toh tum kaunsa badal gayi😡' aaj bhi din main do baar nahati hogi' what a waste🤢!

Savita: Tum useless ho DK😡!

Arjun realizing money loosing...

Arjun: Ms. Arohi' tumne 10 lakh nilkalwaye account se😡'

Arohi: (shocked😲) you mean itne paise the' P&M ke account main😲

Arjun: Damn it' what do you mean😡??

Arohi: Zyada kuch nahin😳' yehi' ki extra money ke liye P&M main kya nahin hota'

Cafeteria band karke hotel khol diya' backyard main hospital hai' Ground floor aur garden main school chalta hai' aapka real business kya hai meri bhi ab tak samajh main nahin aaya' kyunki maine yahan kissi ko kaam vaam karte kabhi dekha nahin' aur main bhi kabhi associate' kabhi peon' kabhi secretary ka kaam karti hoon'mera profile toh abhi tak clear nahin kiya😡... Aap apna job apne paas rakhiye main ja rahi hoon😡' aur P&M ka naam Punj & Mittals se badal ke Penniless & Mindless kar dijiye🤢'

Arjun: (hilling-julling☢️) par suno' suno tho'

(Arohi leaves and story ends)

Meray pass maa hey

-Nupur

Piggy banking on your ideas....
Arjun say....Mera paas..P&M mansion hai....P&M company hai......Nutts aur uske High Class Apples hai......
Tumhare pass kya hai....
Arohi:- Mera pass aap ki Maa hai!!!! *loud Thunderclap*

Minnie's addition:

Arjun's eyes swell up with tears and Arohi's face beams with evilness *BG music - Maa song from Taare Zameen Par*

Wedding menu

-beagleboy

I guess Tiffanys have branched out into new business now...they are making heavy indian jewellery...I guess thats where Paddy gets hers made....she mentioned the jewellers were coming home, I guess she meant the Tiffany designers....they are probably going to come on one of DKs chartered flights and are prbly staying at the luxurious hotel simla! My guess is that Nuts' wedding saree is going to be designed by Giorgio Armani and probably has apples printed on it...and Arjun's wedding suit (I mean sweater) is going to be designed by Valentino....You know...they never spoke of the wedding menu-
starters- butta corn soup
Main-apple and corn vegetable
Corn Pulao, apple bread/phulkas
and specially for Nuttasha- Apple fed Punji, corn fed Chicken
Dessert- apple pie

By Aditi & Anu

Ok People this is for our Dear Anu😃 . Our true and most deserving IF dazzeler 👏

You know she makes us laugh day after day , no matter how crappy the episode is , bus kabhi kabhi she is thoda thoda weepy , aur tauba uska gussa bhagwaan bachaye bechaari Arohi ko....sometime her own Dost comes under a lot of fire .

Sarv gun sampann hain humari Anu.Matlab yeh ki humari Anu mein KMH ke har characters ke gun hai....wondering how is that possible , check this out

Anu In DK Avatar : will go to any lengths to win the contest ( started gathering votes by threatning people)🤣
ANU:: Yeh mere khilaf BT walon ki saazish hai....show me a post where i threatened my dear buddies to vote for me 😆😆😆....they saazishing to spoil my good name...🤣...ppl vote for me out of love...not threats...🤣🤣🤣....cant help it.....🤣🤣🤣

Anu In Savita Avatar : Gives a lengthy bhashan ocassionally to BT to sudharofy them, but usually koi asar nahin hota ( vaise kabhi kabhi ho bhi jaata hai)😉
ANU:: Iam no Mother India 😆....she useless crap....me adde ki shaan 😆....she gives bashans at wrong time and disaapears when needed...me ...iam always at adda....😆..... also BT walen changing things at super jet speed....didnt u see...its all my bashan's side effects 🤣...so Iam no MI 🤣

Anu in Arohi Avatar: No matter how much KMH creatives hurt her , she keeps watching the show, for our sake👏
Anu:: This i have to agree....u ppl making me watch this show every day....😆

Anu In Arjun Avatar : She is the true messiah , kitna bhi bakwaas episode ho adda walon ko hassa hassa kar epi dekhne par majboor kar deti hai...people watch it to see how ridiculous the dialogues/acting/music/costume was👍🏼
Anu:: This is just PERFECT 😃😃

Anu in Salil's Avatar : She loves her dost dearly par Mickie/Mayu ki dosti bhi nahin chodti😆
Anu : Ssshhhhhh.........😆😆😆...Dont tell this loud at adda....I heard dost spies a lot here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...sunlega tho he will be shattered🤣🤣🤣🤣

Anu in Purvi Avatar: She looks hungry not angry😛 ( Aruna's contribution)

Anu: Me hungry?? 🤣 🤣

FF By Pavs

ACT 1: punji in jail....g.rai goes to visit him
GANGA: Arjun tum kyun nehi chahte ho ki main sab kuch arohi ko sach sach batadu?

ARJUN: Aap usse milethe??kaisi hain meri arohi?
G: woh bilkul thik hain...bahut bari singer ban gayi hain...arjun usse to yehi lagta hain ki aaj woh jis mukaam pe hain woh karan singh ki den hain.

ARJUN: mein nehi chahta hu ki arohi kabhi bhi sachchai jane...agar kismat ko manzur hoga to hum phir se milenge..woh khud mere paas aayegi
G: arjun shayad yehi kabhi nehi hoga kyunki...woh saadi kar rahi hai karan singh ke saath

arjun shocked, a lone tear falls from his eyes
he wipes it off n sadly smiles
ARJUN: agar uski khushi isi mein hain to yehi sahi...main use kisi aur ke saath to dekh lunga lekin use dookhi nehi dekh sakta hu.woh mere liye sab kuch hain.. uski khushi mein aapna jahan dhoondh lunga
G: aisa mat karo arjun..use ekbar sach batake to dekho..shayad woh koi bhram mein jee rahi hain ke tum uski parwa nehi karti ho.plzz arjun apne pyar ko bachao..sirf ek mauka deke to dekho
ARJUN: nehi abhi bahut late hogaya hain..ab kuch nehi ho sakta hain

ACT 2:
G: I cant let this happen to arjun..mujhe arohi se baat karni hogi chahe woh sunna chahe ya nehi...ab use sachchai jannai hoga..arjun ke liye, unke pyar ke liye

Ganga goes to KS house

ACT 3:
KS: pata hain arohi this is the greatest day in my life..kabhi sochai nehi ki tumhari jaisi koi mujhe milega..tum khush to ho?
flashes of arjohi moments come to arohi's head: da salsa dance, da pallu ripping n the elevator scene

Arohi(thinks): Kyun Kyun nehi bhul payi hu usko abhi bhi..kyun uskahi khayal aata hai har kadam pe..kuch nehi mila mujhe us rishtey se phir kyun woh rishta mujhe sab rishto se bara lagta hain..kyun nehi bhul payi hu main us aadmi ko jisne mujhe sirf dookh pauchaya, sirf rulaya..kyun nehi pyar kar payi mein karan se...aaj mein jo bhi hu sirf uskeliye hu phir kyun uske liye mere dil mein woh feelings nehi hain.

Arohi(wid a sad smile): ha karan mein khush hu...

KS: kitna acha mauka hain na arohi..aaj humara shaadi hoga aur kal se hum log world tour ke liye nikal jayenge...ur dream will come true..saari duniye tumhari kaala dekhenge.tumhari baba ka sapna pura karoge tum.

ACT 4:
GRai comes to meet arohi
she in her shaadi ka joda...aftr lot of tussle wid the security guards she entered arohi's room.

Arohi: yeh kya ho raha hain ..aap kaun hain.dekhiye aap ko autograph chahiye?
G: Mujhe tumse bahut zaroori baat karni hain arohi.main Ganga Rai hu.peshe se ek lawyer..lekin aaj mujhe tumhe kisi ke beintihah mohabbat ke bare mein batani hain..aur agar aaj main aaj tumse baat nehi kar payi to phir kayamath aajayega
Arohi: Aap kya kehrahi hain mujhe kuch samajh mein nehi aaraha hain..dekhiye meri shaadi hone wali hain aur bahar sab intezaar kar rahe hain

G: par arohi uska ka jo tumhare liye dhai saal se intezaar kar raha hain..uska kya arohi jisne tumhare pyaar mein aapne aap ko abad kar diya hain.
Arohi: Aap kis ka baat kar rahen hain?
G: arjun punj...kya tumhe ye naam yaad hai arohi
Arohi(lookin baffled and then not looking in her eyes): nehi mujhe ye naam yaad nehi hain
G: jhooth mat bolo arohi..aaj jhooth ki koi gunjaish nehi hain

G: Arohi tum soch te ho ke aaj tum jo ho ye sab karan singh ne tumhe diya hai...nehi arohi..sachai to ye hai ki tumhare har sapne ko pura kiya hai arjun ne..apna sab kuch lutake usne tumhe yeh bulandi tak laya hain...har taqlif, har shikanj tumhe choone se pehle usne aapne upar liya hai...sirf tumhare khushi ke liye..tumhare ek muskuruhat ke liye

Arohi: nehi aap jo bol rahe hain mujhe uspe vishwaas nehi hain..arjun mujhe pyaar nehi karta hain..sirf nafrat karta tha aur ab bhi shayd nafrat karta hain..aur mere liye usne kuch nehi kiya hai..diya hai to sirf zillat aur dhoka...madat to mujhe ks ne kiya tha..jab mein bilkul akeli thi usne mera saath diya tha

G: nehi arohi galat faimi hai tumhe..arjun tumse bahut pyaar karta tha aur aaj bhi sirf tumhei chahta hai..tum sachai janna chahti ho na...to suno...(tells her the whole tale of arjun knowing the truth, coming to ask for forgiveness n then accident)
G: Jab tum apni zindagi ke saath us hospital bed pe lar rahi thi tab us waqt arjun ne apna pura zindagi tumhare naam kar diya tha sirf us ek pal ke liye jab tum phir se saans lo..uska pyaar tumhare liye itna tha ke usne kisika parwa na karte huye apna sab kuch chor diya..apna dad ko chor ke woh tumhara sapna pura karne keliye bombay agaya.. tumhara nafrat sehke apna dard chupake usne woh sab kuch kiya jo tum soch bhi nehi paogi..sirf tumhare liye arohi
G: agar arjun tumse pyar nehi karta hain to arohi yeh samajh lo is duniya mein koi bhi kisiko pyar nehi karta hain.. arohi aaj woh jail mein hai..sirf tumhe bachane ke liye woh jail chala gaya tha. aaj tumhari bari hai arohi..apne pyar ko harne mat do..arjun ko harne mat do

Arohi alone in the room. Visions come flashing in her mind.. visions of arjun holding her hand on the train when she was going to fall, arjun reaching the concert, him dancing in the rain and throwing away his stuff so tht people come running and sharma girls get place in the shade, arjun smiling when she was accusing him of being the worst mistake of her life

Arohi(to herself): Aaj us aurat ne jo kaha main kaise man loon. kaise samajh loon ki itne din se main jo soch rehathi us ke bare mein woh galath hain.. kyun vishwas karun mein..is se pehle us pe vishwas karke mujhe kuch nehi mila tha.. suddenly she thinks about the time when arjun told her "mere ankhon mein dekhon arohi. tum ek baar kahoge main apna sab kuch chod dunga"
Tears stream down her cheeks

KS enters:
KS: Arohi jaldi chalo shaadi ka mahurat aagaya hain..aur hume iske baad tayyar hoke jana hain..chalo arohi

holds her hand.. tries to pull her but she is livid
KS: kya hua arohi?
Arohi(tearfully): main tum se shaadi nehi karsakungi karan.. maine bahut samjhaya apne aap ko ki main tumhare saath khush rahungi.. maine bahut samjhaya apne aap ko ki yehi meri duniya hain..yeh world tour hi mera sapna hain..lekin sach to yeh hain ki main aapne aap se hi jhooth bolti rahi..

KS: wat are u sayin arohi?

Arohi: mujhe maaf kar do karan.. zindagi se zyada agar kisiko pyar kiya hain kisiko chaha hain to woh sirf arjun hain.

KS(shocked): Arjun Punj????

Arohi: haan arjun punj.. (tells him whatever g told her)
main sochti rahi ke woh mujhe pyar nehi karta hain..lekin sach to yehi hain ke usne jitna mujhe pyar kiya hain utna main kabhi soch bhi nehi payi.. mujhe dukh is baat ka nehi hain ke mujhe galat faimi thi aur maine itna waqt kho diya..mujhe dukh is baat ka hain ki maine apne dil pe vishwas nehi kiya, vishwas nehi kiya uske ankhon par jis mein humesha sachai thi..

KS: Arohi jaldbazi mein koi kadam mat uthao..tum bhool gaye usne tumhare saath kya kya kiya tha..arohi usne tumhe dhokha diya..tumhare feeings ka maazak banaya...

contd from previous adda:
ks: dekho arohi tum us admi pe depend nehi kar sakti ho..ye tumhari duniya hain...aaj ke baad tum is duniye ke jaane mane singers main se ek hoge...bachcho jaisi harkat mat karo...arjun punj tumhara atith hain...main tumhara aaj hoon aur yeh jo world tour hain yeh tumhara sapna..ise pura karnahi hoga tumhe arohi

arohi: nehi karan aaj mujhe samajh aagaya hain ke meri khushi ye sab mein nehi hain...meri khushi hain arjun mein..main nehi jee paungi uske bager..main jo zindagi jee rahi thi usme main humesha use dhoondhti rehti thi..i am incomplete without him..i am sorry. main tumse shaadi nehi karsakungi
hands him the ring and walks past karan,,,ks holds her hand

karan: us concert ka kya arohi jo tumhe naam shohraat paisa izzat sab dega
arohi: aaj mujhe lagta hain ki agar arjun mere paas ho to naam bhi milenga aur izzat bhi..lekin agar woh mere zindagi mein na rahe to shohrath paisa in cheeso ka koi maine nehi rahega
ACT 4(contd)
Arohi in her dulhan ka joda running out of ks ka house...hp stops her
HP: Arohi yeh kya kar rahe ho tum?? kaha jarahi ho tum?
Arohi: Baba aaj mujhe bahut jaldi hain...mujhe arjun se baat karni hain..main baad mein aapko sab bataungi
HP: tum to karan se shaadi kar rahi ho

KS: nehi uncle arohi mujhse shaadi nehi kar rahi hain..usne toh kal ke world tour ke liye bhi na boldiya hain..aphi samjhaiye
HP: arohi tum sab kuch aise chod ke kyun ja rahe ho..apne log, sangeet, apni duniya chod ke kaha jarahi ho tum?
Arohi: Baba mujhe jana hain..main nehi ruk sakti aaj

HP n KS: Arohiiiiii
Arohi speeds of in her car..she is tearful but there is a certain determination and resolve on her face

ACT 5
Arohi enters Central Jail...she is veryy nervous and scared
Arohi(thinks): Mujhe pata nehin tumse milke kya kahungi lekin sirf itna janti hoon ki tumhare siwa kisiko itna pyar maine nehi kiya hain.

Inspector: Ji aap kisse milna chahti hain?
Arohi: woh main..arjun punj..kaha hain woh??
Inspector: dekhiye aap is waqt unse nehin milsakte hain..waise bhi woh sirf apna lawyer se milta hain
Arohi: Plz mujhe ekbaar sirf ekbaar usse baat karne dijiye...bahut zaroori baat karni hain..plzzz
Inspector: Ayyie mere saath

The Inspector takes Arohi to the dark jail room..Opens the door and tells her that she has 15 minutes.
Arohi sees the back of a person sittin on a cot..

Arohi: Mr Arjun Punj

Arjun stunned, doesnt look back but could understand that its his arohi
Arohi: Arjun, ek baar meri taraf dekho ge bhi nehi

Arjun looks back at Arohi...Arohi shocked
Arohi: Ye kya halath banaya hain apne apka...
Arjun: Arohi...
Arohi: Nehi aap aaj kuch nehi bolenge...aaj main bolungi aur aap sunenge..kyun..kyun kiya apne aisa arjun...kyun mere liye apne itna kuch saha hain??kyun arjun?kya mujhpe vishwas nehi tha aapko..aap ekbar aake mujhe nehi kehsake ke aapko sara sachai pata hain
yeh bharosa dikhaya aapne mujhpe aur mere pyar pe

Arjun: comes closer
nehi arohi tumpe aapne aap se bhi zyada bharosa tha..darta tha..yeh soch ke ki main tumhara kabil nehi hu..kis mooh se tumhare paas aata arohi..tumhe sabke samne beizzat karke kya deta main tumhe..kyun mere baat mante tum?tumhe sirf dookh aur aansoon diya hain maine..to phir kyun aapne khushi ke liye tumhari zindagi barbad karta main..kuch dene layak mere paas nehi tha arohi siwai sharmindgi.tumse pyar ka bhik main maang leta arohi lekin main nehin chahta tha ki tum mere jaise ghatiya aadmi ke saath raho

FF by mrifna

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/kitani-mohabbat-hai/1183726/ff-kitani-mohabbat-hai-last-part-on-pg-no-5

FF By Aditi

Ok guys I so badly want some romance between AA , and know equally well that creatives are not going to fullfill my wish so decided to do something that I have never done before ..... write FF.

My first attempt so please Bhool Chook Maaf.....

The scene is set AA flat morning after the party.... after the Maha MU ...thanks to the big head......

The first step for romance is to clear MU......so here we go....

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Sur : Di uttho ....main college jaa rahi hoon...

Arohi : rubbing her swollen eyes ( lack of sleep and crying) Sur aaj Sunday ke din college ???

Sur : Haan Di, woh 1^st semesters hone waale hain.....extra class hai.... aap uth kar door lock kar lo...

Arohi returning after closing the door behind Sur ....notices Arjun's door is ajar ...he is sitting there ...drinking......

Arohi Looks at clock ...it is 9:00 AM in the morning ...is disgusted ,,,,,"subah subah hi.....kya aadmi hai...."

Goes in her room ...comes out after an hour ....bhook lag rahi hai...chalo kucch nashta bana leti hoon....

Sits down for breakfast ...sees Arjun is still drinking... to herself " yeh itni kyun pi raha hai.... forget it what do I care ....." but inspite of herself she finds herself standing at Arjun's door some time later...

Arjun raises his eyes they are red....his face is flushed with anger and desperation ... spits out

" what ?? "

Arohi : hesistating, tum...itni kyun pi rahe ho....?

Arjun : Tumse matlab? It is none of your business...

Arohi tentatively enters the room... " tum mere flat mate ho....aur koi bhi kisi drunk aadmi ke saath nain rehna chahega"""

Arjun : I am not drunk.....please leave my room...

Arohi : kya tum iss baat se dukhi ho ki ...kal raat mujhe maar nahin paaye??

Arjun : Stunned , he had not thought that Arohi would overhear his conversation with KS, " Shut up Miss Arohi aur jao yahan se.... tumhe kaise farq padta hai ki main kis baat se dukhi hoon ya nahin....."

Arohi " Vaise hi jaise tumhe farq padta hai ki maine kya pehna hai kya nahin "

Arjun : agar Tumhe meri itni parwaah hoti.....to mere manaa karne par party mein nahin jaati ...maine tumse kaha tha ki Karan Singh sahi aadmi nahin hai...."

Arohi : " Sahi aadmi woh nahin hai yaa tum ??.....tumne waiter ko bola mujhe woh tablet dene ko "

Arjun moves towarde Arohi and grabs her by the shoulder " aur tumne uss waiter se poocha ki woh tablet usse kisne di thi...." agar tumhe meri baatein peeche se chhup kar sunne ka itna hi shauk hai ...to kum se kum poori baat suna karo please.....agar tumne Karan ke saath meri baat kal poori tarah se suni hoti to tumhe sab samajh aa gaya hota ....kaun sahi hai ya galat.... par tumse akalmandi expect karna bevakoofi hai......." pushes her back

Socho tumhaari dress par drink gir gayi....aur you were made to change in such a short dress...karan singh ka associate tumhe khud drink de kar jaata hai..... uss drink ko peene ke baad Mallika ki halat dekhi thi??

Arohi : confused, "par tumne uss se khud kaha ki tum mujhe maarna chate the..."

Arjun: To aur kya kehta Karan se.?.....ki main usse maarna chahta tha.... ? mujhe kucch bolna tha issliye bol diya.... " again moving towards her a step..... " tum soch bhi kaise sakti ho ki Main tumhe maarna chahoonga "

Arohi , with tears in her eyes " jaise tumne soch liya tha ki main tumse dhoka kar rahi hoo...pyaar ka natak kar rahi hoo"

Arjun: desperately " woh meri subse badi galti thi......jiski sazaa main aaj tak bhugat raha hoo....." Arohi maine tumse uss din bhi kaha tha ...I love you like crazy...

Arohi : angry " tumne phir apna mazaak shuru kar diya" tumne khud hi kaha tha ki all you want is to have fun with me.....ek raat aur jaane kya kya ...chee..... tum sirf mere dil ke saath khel rahe ho....aur kucch nahin.....

Arjun : almost pleading...Arohi main uss din jo kucch keh raha tha woh sub sach tha..... woh karan singh peeche khada humari baat sun raha tha , issliye maine baat ghuma di....

How can you even think that I will force myself on you......tum jo mere liye duniyan mein sabse precious ho ....tum jiske liye maine sab kucch chod diya ......apne Dad ko bhi........

Arohi: all confused ....... mujhe kucch nahin pata ...main jaa rahi hoon..." , returns after a moment....

"Suno tumne subah se kucch nahin khaya hai....maine sandwich banayi hai, please kha lo...." keeps the plate on the table and goes....

A tiny smile spreads on Arjun 's face.....through his tears.......

Evening same day ...Sur returns from college ........ all excited ..." Di , Di ...kahan ho..."

Arohi : Kya hua Sur....

Sur: Di Mere saath room mein chalo abhi......

Arohi: hua kya ...kucch to bata...

Sur : Chalo to sahi

Sur and Arohi both in their room....

Sur: Di yeh dekho.....

Arohi : Kya hai....arre yeh to Arjun ka sketch hai .... makes a face , tujhe wahi mila tha draw karne ko...

Sur : arre suno to sahi.....main bahut dinon se soch rahi thi ...ki kaun hai jisne mujhe college mein scholarship dilwayi......

To main aaj apne Principal sir ke paas chali gayi....unho ne kaha ki 1 aadmi aaya tha meri drawings le kar..... jab unhone dekha ki main bahut curious hoon janne ke liye woh kaun hain.....to unhone kaha main describe karta jaata hoon...tum sketch karo......

Aur dekho sketch karne par kaun nikala......

Arohi: totally stunned...... to herself ...." jis messiah ke bare mein main sochti thi kya woh Arjun hai...."

Remembers " How he held her to stop her falling from the train...." how he danced and threw his things so that she and her sisters could get shelter from the rain"

How he manipulated the landlady to accept her without any deposit......

" Kya Arjun jo keh raha tha woh such hai....kya woh mujhse pyaar.........?

2:00 Am in the morning....Arohi can't sleep ... she has been thinking all evening ....tossing and turning in the bed...... finally gets up ...

Goes to Arjun's door and knocks .......Arjun opens the door all irritated.....

Arjun " Kya hai?"

Arohi" woh .... " points to something at the back of his shoulder...he turns his face to look behind...Arohi quickly rises on her toes , plants a kiss on his cheek , and run backs in her room

Back in her room she has her nakchadhi smile on her face...... Arjun all lost ...smiling and brushes his hand in his hair.....

Morning 9:00 AM.... Arohi in the kitchen ..... muttering to herself " iss sadoo ki wajah se Main late ho gayi...." packing her lunch box...... Arjun comes in the kitchen.....opens the refrigerator ...pulls out an apple....reaches Arohi.....pulls her from behind ....and plants a kiss on her cheek......

The tiffin bowl falls from Arohi's hand with a loud clang.......

Bindu Kundra rushes to the kitchen.....all puzzeled and looking from Arohi to Arjun and back.......kya hua...

Arohi: all embarrassed, Kucch nahin aunty .....woh haath se box chut gaya

Arjun walks out of the kitchen nonchalantly , biting his apple......

scene at KS's office......

Arjun speaking to some staff member...Mallika walks behind ...Hi sweet heart......tumne to kal meri jaan hi nikal di thi...kya zarrorat thi Karoo par goli chalane ki.......

AP : nahin Mallika ...maine karan par goli nahin chaliye.....karan knows everything....smiles at her....afterall I will not want to mess up with your big break......

Arohi is passing by and overhears their conversation.....Mallika gives Arohi a dirty stare,,,,,,,,Arohi all cheesed off...while passing Arjun, slyly digs hard , her nails in his arm .... and walks by.....

Arjun...aaah.!!!...his cell falls from his hand......

Mallika...kya hua

Arjun...kucch nahin ...billi ne panjaa maraa....

Mallika .....billi ???. office mein....?

Arjun: haan .........woh........ main abhi aaya..... walks away quickly

Goes behind Arohi......grabs her and pushes her in a room...locks the door......

Arjun: nails kyun maare???

Arohi: irritated, Mallika madam se fursat mil gayi......?

Arjun: woh to main aise hi.......

Arohi : haan tum to bas aise hi...kabhi Natasha , kabhi Mallika......, all fuming, " waise kahan hain miss Natasha Mittal aaj kal....woh to badi close thi to your heart.......aakhir tumhare lap mein baithti thi..... bhutte khilate the uhe ...joote pehnate the....."

Arjun: Arohi woh sab to..." I just wanted to hurt you....coz I was hurt myself" aur tum bhi to kal bada Karan sir ...Karan sir kar rahi thi.......itna ghatiya aadmi aur tum usse sir bol rahi thi.....tumhara sir , pair sab main hoon....samajh gayi????

Arohi: smiling, Jealous .. Mr Arjun Punj?

Arjun: No I am very happy.......bhangra kar raha hoon....

They both look at each other and start smiling.......

Say sorry simultaneously.......

Arohi : comes and rests her head on his Chest...... " Aapko pata hain maine aapko kitna miss kiya "

Arjun: samajh sakta hoon....main bhi kitna tadpa hoon.....

Arohi : I can never thank you enough, aapne jo mere liye kiya, Sur ke liye kiya......

Arjun: .humaare rishten mein Thank you kahan se aa gaya....

Arohi: "Mere paas aapko den eke liye kucch bhi nahin , except apne pyaar ke .....aur........"

Removes the Om from her neck......and ties on Arjun's wrist ...." apne bhagwaan ke"

"Jaise aap ne har kadam par mera saath diya ...yeh bhi aapka saath denge har kadam par......"

END...

FF By Ria

LOVE The pulse of life. The emotion that encapsulates all that is beautiful. It is the essence of a relationship. Read along and enjoy the comforting emotion called love. It is amazing how this single emotion has woven itself so intricately into the fabric of our existence.

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As Karan guided Arohi into his room, Arjun could not take it any longer.....He was angry and rightly so....despite of asking her to not to go to the party, making sure she does not drink the mocktail and keeping an eye on her all evening he could not save her from this beast! It was his fault...his negligence that had led to this and thus he would have to get things right from here....Mad from anger he rushed towards the door that Karan had closed behind them... his grip tightening around the revolver he had picked on his way!

"Huhh.." He was slightly pushed back by Karan who apparently was coming out of the door...Shocked at the unexpected turn of events he carefully hid the revolver behind his back and tried to make a straight face...his eyes searching for Arohi in the background..."Array Arjun tum!" Karan was naturally surprised to bump into him. "ahemm...." Arjun choked slightly as he continued "Yeah...I just saw you going up with her so thought of....errmmm" Arjun was out of ideas and words...."Haan yaar is ne to saara plan hi chopat kar dia hai....jo Arohi ne karna tha woh to Mallika kar rahy hai..." Karan looked down at Mallika and than back at Arohi sitting almost unconciously on the couch and shook his head in disgust...Arjun followed his gaze perplexed at what was going on. Karan almost pushed him to a side and motioned him to come close "Hey....Listen" He almost whispered in his ears..."Yahan sub muamla garbar ho gaya hai...woh Ganpat hai na...uski to main" Karan looked furiuos "tujhe pata hai us ne Arohi ko bata dia hai kai tu nai us ko headache ki dawa ki jaga party drug dene ko kaha tha." "What!!" Arjun could not hold back his shock...So it was actually his own fault...I chose the wrong waiter to give her the pills putting two and two together, Arjun came to the right conclusion. Karan was still talking to him "....you dont worry! us ko to main sambhaal loon ga but now the problem is Arohi..." he looked back at her "lagta hai goli ka kuch ziada hi asar ho gaya hai..." he muttered to himself "dekh Arjun humain Arohi ko yahan sai nikalna ho ga..you can see there are many industry bigshots here...and I dont want them to find out she got drugged...yeh kissi waqt bhi hosh main aa kar sab bol dai gi and we will get into trouble" he looked at Arjun "tum samajh rahe ho na?" "hmmm haan..." Arjun still could not believe what he thought of Karan was not true at all..."Ok partner so the plan is that you will take her home without anyone knowing it and I will handle everything here...uski behn bhi yahin haina...we have to make sure she stays here a little longer so that once Arohi is home only than Sur leaves" Karan signals Abhay "Just tell her I have arranged for Arohi to meet Bhavan Kumar ji and than we will send her back home directly from there...make sure she stays for another hour or two" Abhay nods and goes downstairs as Karan looks back at Arjun "Hey dont worry" he patted him on his shoulder "just take her home..." As Arjun took a step towards the room Karan stopped him once again "and hey....take my car keys" he placed his keys in Arjun's hands and went downstairs.

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Arjun lifted Arohi and took her to the car from the backside door...She was still dizzy and unaware of his presence...As he drove away from Karan's house he heaved a sigh of relief...Arohi was still muttering in pain "ahhh mera sir"...Arjun looked at her over his shoulder and slightly rubbed her cheek "sub theek ho jaye ga...i will just take you home" he said softly. Arohi slightly turned her head and tried to focus on him..."kia kar rahe ho...Arju....TUM" she tried to sit straight as she looked at him bewildered...."Gaari roko" she demanded. "Dekho Arohi main tumhain ghar lai kar...." He tried to explain but she was in no mood to listen to him... "Arjun main keh rahy hoon gaari roko warna"...as she took hold of the door handle Arjun had to bring the car to a stop ....She rushed out of the car and tried to walk in the opposite direction only to loose her balance yet again as Arjun came to hold her from falling down "Dont touch me" she backed off holding on to her head "Tum....Tum aisa soch bhi kaise sakte ho....don't you dare take a step towards me" she shouted yet again as Arjun tried to approach her..."mujhe .... mujhe us waiter nai sab bata dia hai..." The tears began to form around the corners of her eyes..."dekho Arohi...tumharee halath theek nahin hai...just...just get in the car...i will take you home..." he once again tried to hold her just to hear her scream "Just leave me alone....do you get that...." and the tears began to roll as she murmered a softer "just leave me alone" she wiped her tears and continued "You know what...Mr. Arjun Punj...mera pyaar to kia tum to meri nafrat bhi deserve nahin karte ho..." and to his surprise she came forward and grabbed his collars "suna tum ne....you dont even deserve to be hated!" She stood there, with her pale disdainful eyes upon him....he could see the pain...it was there because of him...he wanted to run away from her but he just could not...the tears still rolling down from her stoner-red eyes...They held him paralyzed... he kept staring into those dark eyes where he could so clearly see the past....It haunted him! He wanted to wipe off those tears but than he knew very well she would never let him do that...he tried to take a step back but she held him strongly enough and to his surprise he hearda softer "Why Arjun....why?" still crying as if her heart would break "main khush thi...meray pass sub kuch to tha" she continued with a pale smile as her grip slightly loosened..."phir tum meri zindagi main aayay aur mujhe laga ki" she tried to search for words "mujhe laga ki mujhe meri dunia mil gayee hai" she sobbed bitterly "mujhe nahin pata tha ki jis ko main apni zindagi ki sab se badi sachayee samajh rahy thi woh tumhare liye aik khel tha...mujhe khud sai nafrat ho gayee hai Arjun" she choked "mujhe...zindagi sai nafrat ho gayee hai" she looked straight into his eyes and demanded "kia tum mujhe meri zindagi wapas dai sakte ho?" Her expressions changed. Her chin began to quiver and her eyes welled up . He wasn't sure how to react. Arohi was always the strong one. But today he saw a side of her he hadn't seen. She had broken down to the point she lost control of herself. She was the same girl who had the most beautiful smile in the whole world....those were the same eyes which spoke volumes when he looked into them...but today they were dead...her smile was lost...it punched him hard inside...as he reluctantly cupped her face in his hands "Arohi" was all that he could manage to say as his tears flowed fast. "kia tum mujhe meri zindagi wapas dai sakte ho" this time it was almost a whisper as she reluctantly came closer to him resting her head on his shoulder her tears flowing unchecked and unbidden..."kia tum....." "shhhhh" Arjun calmed her down as he wrapped his arms around her as she sobbed on his shoulder. He gently touched her cheek, wishing he could rub color back into it. "I'm sorry Arohi...I was wrong...Nothing I did was considerate...I don't deserve you...whatever you say...likin mujhe mauf kar do Arohi...I cannot live without you....main tum sai beintiha mohabbat karta hoon" He pressed his lips to her forehead just to find her unconcsios in his arms still holding on to him tightly. He tucked her hair behind her ears and kept looking at her angelic face for quite some time before he realized it will get late...so he took her back to the car and drove home. Thankfully Sur had not been back yet and Arjun carefully took Arohi to her room. Before leaving the room he only allowed himself a few minutes to kneel down at the bedside, and looked closely at her...close enough to feel her breath flutter his face. She stirred in her sleep and murmered his name--but without waking. He lingered for an instant at the door to look at her...as he left he knew exactly what he had to do in the morning.

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As the bright rays of the sun seeped in through her rooms' curtains, she slowly opened her eyes...It was late and it was after quite some time she had slept for that long! She made an effort to get out of bed...her head still spinning. It was the unmistakable smell of the violet flowers at her bedside table that finally brought her back to her senses! As she stared at them with eyes wide open, her hand slowly went up to her cheek and she could still feel the warmth of those angel hands...her heart raced as she jumped out of her bed trying to remember who brought her back home...she definitely knew he was there at some point in time but than she was missing out on most parts of it!

She almost bumped into Sur who was coming out of the Kitchen "Di...Good Morning" Sur was almost ready to leave for college... "Haan...." Arohi gasped for breath "Good...good morning...tu kab aayi?" She looked at Arjun's room....it was closed. "Aap ke baad...jab main aayi aap so rahe the...Kia kaha Bhavan Kumar ji ne?" She asked as she packed up her bag "Bhavan kumar ji nai?" Arohi murmured trying to remember what happened last night. "Challo di..baad main baat karte hain..meri bus nikal jaye gi...haan by the way aap ke liye Bhavan Kumar Ji ka phone aaya tha...aaj aap ki pehli recording hai so he wanted you to be on time...aap jaldi sai studio pohanch jain...ok bye" and Sur rushed out of the door without even looking back at Arohi who was lost in her own thoughts...She had to talk to him...she went ahead and knocked at the door..."Arre beta woh to chulla gaya" Bindu Aunty announced as she entered the living room...."Kahan challa gaya"...Arohi tried to sound casual "Pata nahin kahan....humain kia" she said nonchallantly.

"Woh to chulla gaya" the words echoed in her mind...Suddenly she felt deserted, injured, miserable. The memories of her past with him had been agonizingly painful, however she had gotten through them and survived. But the fact that he was no more around terrified her.. She felt a sudden bitterness that he could leave her so soon and so entirely. She stood there, hugging herself tighlty as the tears began to roll down her eyes. Why am I crying...I wanted him to leave...I hate him she tried to reason but could not get rid of those words echoing in her mind "main tum se baiintiha mohabbat karta hoon"...she covered her ears just to stop those words from haunting her...but in vain!

"Beta kia hoa....tum theek to ho?" Bindu Aunty snapped Arohi back from her thoughts. "Ji...ji main theek hoon...woh bus mera sar thora chakra raha hai" she blabbered out an extempore explaination not that Bindu Aunty was interested. "Acha dekho beta...main kuch dinon kai liye apni behan ke pass Delhi jaa rahi hoon...to tum ghar ka khayal rakhna...yeh chabian rakh lo" she handed her a bunch of keys and just on second thoughts added "mmm aur haan ... woh larka tha na...kia naam tha us ka....Arjun..woh apni kuch cheezain shaid bhool gaya hai...woh main nai wahan cupboard main rakh din hain...agar woh lene aa jata hai to us ko dai dena....waise main to kehty hoon na hi aaye...tum larkian akailay ho gy mujhe to woh sahi admi nahin lagta...ya to main woh saman saath waali aunty kai pass rakhwa doon" Arohi had to grab her as she started to walk towards the cupboard..."nahin aunty rehne dain...main...main manage kar loon gi...you dont worry...have a nice trip" Arohi had to give some desperate explainations before Bindu Aunty got convinced and finally left.

She did not know what she wanted to do or where she wanted to go. The fear that she might never see him again was enough to drive her insane. There were memories that she was unable to place as to whether they were a reality or just a dream. Ofcourse it was a dream, it isn't true....it can't be true... she whispered to herself. But she could almost hear those words...she could still feel that touch! She found herself going through the contents of the cupboard. Among other things what caught her attention was a small diary. Reluctantly she picked it up and placed it in her lap as she sat on the sofa. She flipped to the first page, than the next. His handwriting danced accross the paper, sometimes even and at other times cramped, as if he was agitated! Her heart took up a frantic beating as she scanned through the pages learning all he had suffered for her sake. She was not sure how long she read hits and parts of the diary. When finished, Arohi hugged her knees to her chest, and for a long time she stared into thin air, as if absorbing the pain he went through, finding the place of every detail in her heart. After half an hour she stood up from the sofa, sure of one thing....She could not let him go!

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"kia tum mujhe meri zindagi wapas dai sakte ho"...despite the chaos of the busy train station in the heart of Mumbai her voice echoed in his head! It was not an easy decision...it never could be! All these months he had spent hours thinking about this moment of truth, planning for it and dreading it, BUT still it did hurt him! He very well knew that her life and her reason to live had been shaken by the blow she got from him but hearing it from her was painful...Even when he held her so close to him there was a place in her heart he could not get to...and he could see with a fatal perspicuity that there was no way he could get there without totally shattering her! and that he could not do....

First thing in the morning he had walked into Bhavan Kumar's residence and handed him in person Arohi's CD...It was only today that he realized his partnership with Karan Singh was not a mindless decision...He had given her, her life...or he would like to believe he did!

His job was done...he was no more needed in Mumbai...But he was restless...as if wanting to find a way out of the truth. But there was none. The fight inside him morphed into desperation and defeat. He knew there was no turning back once he leaves...but than he had no choice...It was too late...too far gone for forgiveness!

A pale smile formed on his face...atleast he tried to fulfil his promise to God! and now since she does not need him anymore he has to silently move out of her world! Reluctantly he boarded the train!

tanha tanha yun phira
apno mein reh kar akele
aisa gira na uth saka
main chala

lamha lamha ghutan hai
aankhe bin tere nam hai
mere jalte jahan mein
bas yehi ek gum hai
dil ki viraniyan dhundhe tujhe
raahon ke fasle kyun badh gaye
kaise yeh zindagi jo hum jeeye
isne aasun aur gum diye
main chala

ankahi yeh kahani
bin kahe hai sunani
lab pe khamoshiyan hai
aashko mein hai rawani
saanson ke silsile thamne lage
lafzon ke shabd yeh bujhne lage
lamho ki aag mein kuch yun jala
mein aap se hi kho gaya
main chala

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pehli baat apni zindagi jeene ke liye kissi aur ki zindagi kharab mat karna

doosri baat har dhoop ke baad chaoon zaroor aati hai

aur teesi baat main chahti hoon tu nai jo bhi sapna dekha ho woh poora ho jaye

meri tamana hai kai koi aisa aayay teri zindagi main jo teri zindagi ko sapno sai bhi ziada khubsoorat bana dai....

"bhai sahab....woh shimla ki train" she was breathing heavily. "Platform No. 10 on the right...5 minute main nikal jaye gi" But Arohi was not in sight to hear what he was saying. It was after a long time her heart did not feel like a stone. Her tears, like the rain which after a long drought purified the atmosphere, refreshed her almost broken spirit. She could see the platform and could hear the sharp whistle of the train leaving the station!

aur yaad rakhna jub kabhi tujhe aisa lage kai zindagi hathoon sai choot rahy to dor!

and she ran.. she knew he would give her his hand, would stay by her side...and would take her towards life, towards her destiny! Just as her Mom had said! and she grabbed that out-stretched hand just to land in the comfort of his arms!

"Arohi Tum--"

"Shhh", she hushed him. For a long time they kept looking into each other's eyes and didn't have to say a word. There was no need to. The love in her eyes reached straight to the depths of his heart. Two trails of tears overflowed onto his cheeks and she wiped them, took hold of his shoulders and looked straight into his eyes

"agar tum dai sakte ho aik pal ke liye zindagi to main bhi aik dil kai liye dunia dai sakty hoon...Bus Itani Mohabbat Hai!"

She hugged him tightly, and when they kissed it was long, tender and infinetly sweet--A fulfillment of what had been only a hope, a longing.

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Award acceptance speech

By Viss

Ohhhh !!! me the funniest poet..."i m on the stage".."receivin my award"...i was not mentaly prepared for the award...so i dun know how to behave on the stage...what to speak....?i m speechless..but il hv to say...(nervous)

"Maine iss award ko pane ke liye bahut mehnat ki hai..bahut papad bele hai 😆..TRUST ME...😆maine 100 episode tak KMH ko zela hai..i mean dekha hai...mai aaj iss manch par sukriya ada karna chhahungi Ekta mai ka..unhone muze funniest poet banane ke liye kya kya nahin kiya..Usske bad mai sukraguzar hun KMH team ki.,..i mean creative team ki...ki jiski unique (😉😆)creations se inspire hokar mai creative ban gayi..😛fir mai sukriya ada karti hun Ria ke adde ka..ke jisne meri creativity ko zela..i mean creativity ke liye space di....Aur fir me sukriya ada karti hun iss award ke organizer ka jisne muze iss kabil samza...🤢.Aur last but not the least MERI FAMILY KA ISS ME (meri creativity me)KOI HATH NAHIN HAI...😆😆😆(sirf ekta maa ka hath hai)iss liye me sukriya ada nahin karungi...THANK YOU..."

ADDA AWARDS

By Mehr

Karishma: AND THE AWARD THAT YOU ALL HAVE BEEN MOST WAITING FOR''

Mehr: *heart beating faster*

Karishma: Angel of Adda goes toooooooooo.......Mehr!!! 😃

Audience (adda buddies): *taaliyaa* aur *seetiyaa* 👏👏👏

Mehr: 😲--->😳--->

Anu: *nudging Mehr* stage per jaa ker naach leyna 🤣

Mehr: 😳 sowie...*skips towards the stage*

*on the stage*

Ria: Congratulations Mehr!!! 🤗

Mehr: 🤗

Ria: we got a special trophy made for you 😃 *here*

Mehr: *eyes the trophy made of chocolate* 😲 *Tom & Jerry ki tarha aankhein nikaal ker*---> 😃

Ria: *pats on the back* its all yours 😃

Mehr: *gollum mode* my preciousss!! my preciouss!! *kissing the trophy* o my preciousss....how long have i waited for you..*in chocolate land* 😍

Karishma & Ria: *whispering*: whts wrong with her? 🤔

*Anu comes on stage* *gives electrifying nudge to Mehr* 😆

Mehr: 😲--->*comes back to earth* --->😳 *ahem* ☺️ *takes mic from Karishma*

"Ladiesss & 🤔...laidaaas 🤣 *ahem* *gets up from the floor* First of all, i would like to thank cadbury's for taking the trouble to make this special trophy for me *muttering my preciousss* secondly, Ria g 😳 for giving us a flatporm to take out our dil ki bharaas after 30 minutes of KMH emosional attyaachaar *bangs fist on the podium* 😕 *takes deep breath* Anyways, then comes my behna Anu 🤣 *ahem* *gets up from the floor* 😳 who manages to diagnose us with ROFLs everyday 👏 Next comes hamari adday ki daaku An 😡 😆 Government aur An mein koi faraq nahi hey 😳 road banaatay hein tax hum say letytey hein *rolls eyes* public bathroom banaatey hein...waha entry k bhi paisay hum say leytey hein *rolls eyes*...ye party deyti hey aur kharcha hum say nikaalti hey 😕 😆

Phir mein shukria ada kerna chaahoo gi meray bhaiyya-ki-woh Nupur g ☺️ aur adda lawyer Anjana ka..jin k daily phoolo k order ki waja say meri phool ki dukaan phalti phoolti hey 😳 aur Manisha, joh mujh per chocolates barsaati hey *ahem* 😳 baaki sab ki mein bohat izzat kerti hoo 😆 is liye baksh rahi hoo...😳 A BIG thank you to all those who voted for me 😳"

*hugs Behna, Ria, Karishma, Hero & Lavi* *gets off the stage doing balle balle*

Adda awards to be continued. (maybe)..🤣

continued....

Karishma: AND THE AWARD FOR ADDA DEVIL GOES TOOOO......

Crowd (Addabuddies) *chilla chilla ker*: An!! An!! An!!
An: *sitting coolly* 😊
Karishma: Alright! Alright!! IT GOES TO AN!! 👏
An: COOL! 😃 😃 😃
Mehr: YAYYYYYYY!!!! *does balle balle with An*
Addabuddies: *taaliyaa* *seetiyaa* 👏👏👏

Anjana: (🥺🥺🥺): 😳

Anu & Karishma: *busy ROFLing looking at Anjana's expressions* 🤣🤣🤣
An *dawdles towards the stage* 😎
Karishma & Ria eye An's attire: 🤔
(Mehr told An to wear sumthing different for this occasion) soooo she came like this:

Ria: *ahem* An, we got a special trophy made for you 😃 *here*

An: 😲 *eyes penguin shaped trophy* COOL 😃 *checks if there are any chavannis in the trophy* 😆

Anjana's expression--->

*An takes the mic*

An: "Use UTTER CRAP! 😈 Keep the chavannis coming....hahahaha"

*does her fav penguin dance* *Mehr barsaoing chavannis* *adda buddies: taaliyaa aur seetiyaa* 👏👏👏

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmTqRT9Sc0c

...............................................................................

later Anjana-->

*ducks repeatedly* 😃

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adda-keepers

@adda-keepers

Beginner

Posted: 16 years ago

Reading Arjun's Mind
-Ria

Adda is Famous
(Somewhere in Miami)

-Karishma

Punji Land Map

-Karishma

The Dart Game

(REF: May 1-5, 2009)

-Karishma

Dart Board

purvi: because she didnt tell salil that arohi likes arjun

savita: because she is never there when she is needed the most!!!

salil: because he doesnt even care why his best friend arjun is soo upset

DK: because he is a BIG FAT liar

Natasha: because she actually thinks arjun will marry her hahaha...what a joke!!!..dream on girl...not even an APPLE would wana marry you 😆

Paddy: because she is annoying..... my eyes and ears hurt when she comes on screen

Arjun: just for anjana because he is his own villian....ouch!

Arjun: 😍 bichara will need love...once he finds out the truth

have fun adda gang hit at the targets lol

The Daaku Daddy

-Karishma and Minnie

DK with churaya hua get up from following ppl:
1.kohl from Arohi
2. bindi from Savita since she wears 4 at a time!
3. polka dotted beard cut out of one of many Nutts' designer outfit
4. clothes and ammo from Gabbar the king of Daakus
5. turban I am assuming is one oh HP's shawl being multi-purposed here

Thought on this bakwaas episode
(ref May 6th 2009 epi)
-Karishma

Arjun Needs Lessons on How to Put Shoes
(Ref May6th 2009 epi)
-Karishma

Arjun Sadak Chap Bhikari
(ref May 7th 2009 epi)
-Karishma

Arohi Mother Theresa - Arjun Child
(ref May7th 2009 epi)
-Karishma & Lavi

HP-DEATH-ANJANA-DREAM
-Karishma

10LAKH-MU
(ref May 8th 2009 epi)
-Karishma

ARJUN-SONG-AROHI-EYESIGHT
(N's song...converted into Image)
-Karishma

ARJUN - MR FANTASTIC- HE STRECHES HIS ARMS TO GRAB AROHI WITHOUT SEEING HER(DDLJ)
-Karishma

Nuttasha Paddy Apple
-Bemyhero4ever

Arohi-Killing-HP
-Karishma

arohi all sweet 😊

the evil side of arohi came out😈

kya idea hai...to kill HP...😲

finally HP out of KMH 👏👏👏 juss for anjana 😉

After-Arohi-Slap-Arjun-Halath
-Mehr

After-Arohi-Slap-Arjun-Halath
-Sonia

Arjun-Bhagath-Singh
(Ref May18th 2009 Epi)
-Karishma

Arjun-James-Bond
(Ref May18th 2009 Epi)
-Karishma

Karan-Killing-Anu-Kadoo-Joke
(Ref May20th 2009 Epi)
-Anjana

Arjun - went from Bond to mask bin Zorro to Kill Anu

Dondz-Welcome-Party
(Ref May20th 2009 Epi)
-Minnie

* Welcome everyone to Dhondz's return party* - Ghar aya hamara pardesi Dhondu.. 🥳🥳

KS-Arohi-Pic

-Karishma

KS-Return-Party

-Karishma

Arjun-Going-Jail-Ceremony

-Karishma

okaay guys....soo the budget punji wasted 3 lakhs on HP things....soo didnt have enough money for refreshments for the party.....but here you go some stolen chips....... ONLY ONE CHIP PER PERSON...OR THERE WONT BE ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE

anu i just saw u taking two chips....first u compare me with sur and now u take 2 chips 😡😡

May-25th-29th 2009 week

-Ishi

Arjun-Inspector-Gadget

-Ishi

Vandy-Turning-Wendy's
-Karishma

Vandy-The-Vampire
-Samiya

An-Peacock-Turkey
-Karishma

Angel for all

-Karishma

Spiderman Punji

-Karishma

Humpty Dumpty Angel=Punji

-Karishma

Miss Bak Bak song wali CD

-Karishma

Images of Punji

-Hero

Daaku An

-Mehr & Anu (Menu) 😆

Jab KMH mein koi bakbak kartha hai...to adda kehtha hai....sudar jaa Mukul sudar jaa...nahin tho Gabbar An aajayegi 😲

Punji Joker

-Karishma

By Hero

By Anjana

I am throwing in "wardrobe" and haircut for free... with this version of the promo

By Karishma

but we all know karan wont diee....(creatives you can always say gun was made in china)😆

By Anjana

See how even Arjun shooting K.S. could really be K.S. ka fault...(he wants to be shot, na?)

Also, did the Promo specify what type of "shooting" it was??

Copyright infringement not intended - me not profiting from usage.. unless laughter counts!!

By Karishma

By Manna (Yeah)

By Lavi

The Three Uncreative Monkeys

-Karishma

Tall Arjun

-By Karishma

Punji Junior

-Karishma

Ektayug ka Mahabharat

-Karishma

By Karishma

By Anjana

What?! Its Karan type bakra (he keeps taking his shirt off too)!!!

By Karishma

By Lavi

DK welcoming AA with aarti

-Karishma

By Karishma

arjun didnt get phassi because rope was to high....and before adda question box opens....NO THERE WAS NO LADDER AVAILABLE !!😆

By Samiya

she's enjoying apples..throw more!!

Umbrella beating by Arohi
-Karishma

By Lavi & Karishma

😃 The Punji's 😃

Junior punji is all sad....
caz his parents r no fun
they r always Romancing...

😉😉Now wat u all wanted😉😉

🤗The Perfect Family.....🤗

A picture speaks a thousand words
-Karishma

Presenting you Aray..our new bromance!! 😆😉😆

-Lavi

Samosa bod

-Lavi

Throw lappy at KS

-Karishma

Karan singh.....arohi ke pyaar (milk) main doob gaya 😆😆

-By Karishma

Arjun ka Superman

-Anjana

By Karishma

By Anjana

@K- He's mine & Hero's property 🤣

Lattoo #1

Lattoo #2

Someone MIA from the Wedding Party?

- By Anjana

Punji -The Cockroach

-Anjana

HP ka cockroach Spray

Arjun the Genie

-Anjana

By Karishma

dress MU: some other girl will wear it....HP will tell arohi arjun likes w/e w/e girl....arohi all and will believe this new MU...
while all this happens meVVVVVVVVVVVV

Since HP lost his brains after accident😳😳...arjun helping him get it back😉

By Karishma

remix of the jimmy jimmy song😆😉

Arohi and her chameli types dress...reminds me of this song😆😉

By Anjana

The new sponsors of Kitani mohabbat hai: Close up

-By Karishma

anu gave 😡hair advice for KS..and now look what he uses to "groom" his hair😆

By Karishma

Arjun Training to be Suri for Sasurji with Taani Partner

-By Anjana

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adda-keepers

@adda-keepers

Beginner

Posted: 16 years ago

LCD in Jail
-Anu

When Punji goes to jail it will be night
he will carry LCD so that its in sight
LCD will make the cell look very bright
covering all movies is what he thinks right
he will be smiling seeing srk catch flight
if there is an outage there will be no light
LCD is supplied generator if not he may bite
punji watching movies forgets his might
Ganga enters the cell dressed all in white
Arjun and Arohi call it quits and finally reunite
we all go sleeping happily saying nighty night....

KMH in Poetry
-Anjana and Adda Gang

When Punji goes to jail it will be night

But, after darkness there is always light

n' that's why Ganga's wearing white

Eventually Arjun and Arohi will reunite

But DK will surely get mad at that sight!
The umpteenth time Savita and DK will fight
And indifferent to them Arjun Arohi walk happily into "Twilight"

In the meantime Salil and Purvi will overcome their MU plight
As the past can be overcome through true love's might
P&M will continue renting out spaces as money is tight
And poor Nutts will keep harassing men to take her apple's bite

Punji-Anu-To/Do List
- Mehr and Radz

Tu jaha jaha rahega, meri list ka saayaa saath hogaa
Anu ka saayaa, Anu ka saayaa, Anu ka saayaa, Anu ka saayaa

Kabhe meri list ko yaad kar ke jo bahenge tere aansoo

to wahee pe rok lenge unhe aa ke meray danday dhaasoo

too jidhar kaa rukh karegaa,Anu ka saayaa saath hogaa

Too agar udaas hogaa , to udaas rahoongee main bhee nazar aaoo, yaa naa aaoo tere "paas" rahoongee main bhee too kahee bhee jaa rahegaa, Anu ka saayaa saath hogaa

main agar bichhad bhee jaaoo , kabhee meraa gam naa karnaa meri LIST yaad kar ke, kabhee aankh num naa karnaa too jo moor ke dekh legaa, Anu ka saayaa saath hogaa

meri khushi rahi hai shaamil teri list k dukh mein ,
tere gam mein meri dosti ne diyaa hain, teraa saath har janam mein

too koi janam bhee legaa, Anu ka saayaa saath hogaa

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inteha hoh gayee TO do list ki....

aai na kuch khabar meri DOst Anu ki.....

yeh hamein yeh yakeen...*determined look on Punji's face*

bewafaa woh nahin...*Punji 🤗 to Anu*

phir wajah kya huwi TO do list ki...

inteha hoh gayee TO do list ki....

aai na kuch khabar meri DOst Anu ki.....

yeh hamein yeh yakeen...*determined look on Punji's face*

bewafaa woh nahin...*Punji 🤗 to Anu*

phir wajah kya huwi TO do list ki...

Baat Jo Hai Uss List Mein Baat Woh Yahaan Kahin Nahin Kissi Mein...

Woh List Meri jaan hain meri duniya hain yahi yahi Jail mein....*determined look on Punji's

face*

Saath Saath Hai Woh Mere Gham Mein Meri Har Khushi Mein...*Punji all --> 😛

Zindagi Mein list nahin to kuch nahi hai meri Zindagi mein...inteha hoh gayee TO do list

ki....

aai na kuch khabar meri DOst Anu ki.....

yeh hamein yeh yakeen...*determined look on Punji's face*

bewafaa woh nahin...*Punji 🤗 to Anu*

phir wajah kya huwi TO do list ki...

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wada raha...dost ka DOST say...mein nah hoh gii bewafaa
ye Anu ki dharkaney sun raha hey Khuda

chaahe tumhari aankhein kis kadar mera dil
tumko nahi hai pataa
ye Anu ki dharkanein sun raha hey Khuda

dil ne kaha, dil ney suna
meinay tumhe TO-DO list k liye chuna

Punji bhaiyya will sing only 2 lines after *hitting head on the desk*

Meinay toh ley li hey kasam
follow keroo ga To-Do list janmo janam

KMH Theme (Arjun's View)
- Sonia

Ever Since, I heard you'

I felt you through your words

our melody struck the chords

I knew there was something

that binds me to you

Ever Since, I saw you'

I knew you were different

Pure blissful eyes so innocent

I knew I could do nothing more

To keep my thoughts from you

Ever Since, I touched you'

For once I felt so alive

That now I desired to live

A beautiful life of dreams

So that I could grow old with you

Ever since, I doubted you'

I lost my faith completely

I grieved my broken heart silently

I was blinded by wrong

So I didn't give a chance to you

Ever Since, I parted from you'

My heart felt sore and was bleeding

For you, it was pleading

But I thought I was betrayed in love

And I wanted to avenge you

Ever Since, I have hurt you'

I knew nothing would ever pain me more

I could see you silently implore

For a reason that I never offered

Before my shutting my doors to you

Ever Since, I knew the truth'

I have cursed myself day and night

Now that I know that you were right

I wish I could wipe out all the bitterness

And bring happiness to you

Ever Since, you left me'

My heart don't bleed anymore

I can feel pain no more

For it was gone numb

And I know I don't deserve you

Ever Since, I lost you'

I knew there's no meaning left to life

But I will live to feel the grief so rife

So what if I can't start afresh

I'll still live my life for you

Ek apple ki kahani...
-Aruna(wishfor)

And the apple says..

Her dreadful hand came onto me
And clutched me in a deathly grip
I heard some blabber (noise)
On why she likes apples so (shudder!!!)...

Her every bite
sent shivers thru' me
And her nonsense talk
Just turned me off..

Let me tell u
Here and now
And I speak here
For all the apple-kind (like human-kind)

that you are a NUT
Of the most unique kind

Note:

If An Apple a day keeps the doctor away
A NUT a day keeps everyone away

Taare zameen per Maa song... Modified

-Nupur & Minnie

Original Maa Track with full royalties paid to Aamir Khan........
Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin
Par Cockroach Se Darta Hoon Main Maa

cockroaches aur Natasha se darta hoon main maa..
Natasha jabhi mujhe apple khilaye
Tumhare aanchal mein chup jaane ko dil karta hai maa...

Papa ko Main Yeh Kehta Nahin
Par Nutts ko dekh kar Seham Jaata Hoon Maa
Chehre Pe Aana Deta Nahin
Par Hilloing & dilloing shuru kar deta Hoon Maa

Hilne dulne se toh tum mujhe rok sakti nahi
Par bakwas karne se toh rok sakti ho na maaa
Tujhe sab hai pata duniya ki maa..

Nutts Ke saath Yun Na Chodo Mujhe
Izzat bacha ke laut Bhi Aa Naa Paoon Maa
Bhej Na uske saath Mujkko Tu
Apple aur Bhutte Kha Kha ke naa Maar jaun mein Maa

Neha's version

Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin
Par cockroach se Darta Hoon Main Maa
Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin
Teri Parwaah Karta Hoon Main Maa
Tujhe Sab Hain Pata, Hain Na Maa
phir bhi chocolates de ke chali gayi..Meri Maa

Ghar Mein apne Choda Mujhe
Is liye mein kabhi aana pau maa
Doore kiya apne aap se tune
Yaad Bhi nahi Aa thaa tha mein Maa
Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main Maa
Kya Itna Bura tha mera Hilna dulna

Jab Bhi Kabhi dd (daku daddy) Mujhe
sharab ke nashe mein jhula jhulatha
Meri Nazar Dhoondhe Tujhe
Sochu Yahi Tu Aa Ke bachalegi mujhe Maa

Unse Main Yeh Kehta Nahin
Par unki muu se badbu aati thi Maa
Chehre Pe Aana Deta Nahin
Dil Hi Dil Mein ultti karta Hoon Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata Hai Naa Maa
Phir bhi chocolates de ke chali gayi na Maa

Punji Praying for Arohi's Eyesight

-Nupur's song

The Full songs was like this.....

"Gaane Do Gaane Do Mujhe Gaana Hai Are Blunder Jo Kiya Hai Wo Sudharna Hai
aaj Hai meri Redemption ke Raat......."

Mandir wala's singing....."Kaun Hai Woh.....Bolo Kaun Hai woh??? BoloBolo Kaun Hai Woh....
Us singing...." Samay ki maar khaya hua Insaan haaaaaaaaaaaai WOH!!!!"

Hospital mein woh mera Aur Cheque book ka Intezaar Karegi....
Uske Siva maine kissi ka ab Naam Nahi Lena, Nuts & her apples se door he rahena.......
Arohi Jaisi low aukat wali ko chahun yeh Dakoo Daddy ko Hairangi Hain.....
Main Nutts ke saath Apple share karun yeh unki Deewaangi Hain.......
Gaane Do Gaane Do mujhe gaana hai........
Blunder joh kiya hai woh sudharana hai........

KMH-Poetry

- Anjana

Pyaar ke bateeh toh har koi kar sakta hai
Par sabar aur samaj se kitne nibhateh hai?
Har zakhm jo woh muhje dehta
usske dil ko behaal kar jahta
toh usse mein kaise aur gham du?
Mein usse kaise gham de du...
meri hi gham mein jo dooba hai?
Humain bas itni mohabbat hai
Koi aur samje ya na samje

hamari mohabbat hum samje

Mein gunah kiya
-Anjana

Mein gunah kiya
Mein pyaar kiya
par usse hi daard diya
jo mujhe pyar diya

Mein gunah kiya
usse daard diya
jo mujhe pyaar kiya
toh mein saza liya
Par phir se hui ek ghalti

KMH-Shayari
-Aruna

KMH ne Arjun ko jail bejha
Arohi ko gunga banaya
Hum sab ka sar chaata
Aur Anjana ko shayar banaya

KMH -Song
-Karishma

Tumko torture kare ke bhi torture kare ne ko karta hia dil,
Lecture de ke bhi "auwkad" lecture de ne ko karta hai dil,
Bhuk apple ki aane lagi ,
Sansoo mein meri sweater ki stink chahne lagi
Dil pe dewanagi chah gai is kadar,
Band ankhoon se bhi accuse tujhe kare ne ko karte hai dil,
Kaisai kahein hame kitni nafrat hai,
Haan kitni nafrat hai....

Punji singing song for Anu: Day Dreaming
-Mehr

Aap ki Nazaron Ne Samjha, dosti Ke Kabil Mujhe Embarrassed hspace5
Dil Ki Ai Dhadkan Thaher Ja, Mil Gayee to-do list Mujhe Confused hspace5
Aapki Nazron Ne Samjha Embarrassed hspace5

Ji Hamen Manzoor Hai Stern Smile, Aapka Ye Faisla Ouch hspace5
Kah Rahi Hai Har Nazar, dost tumhara Shukriya Confused hspace5

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"Hiltey dultey...yuhi koi...mil gaya thaa" 😳😳

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sarak chaap bikhaari bun ker..jab sab oos ka saath chor dein gein 😆
Dost dost na raha *Anu ko dhekh ker* 😭, pyaar pyaar naa raha *Aro ko dhekh ker*

Zindagi hamein tera, aitbaar na raha, aitbaar na raha
Script meray pyaar ki, gaya tha jisko saunp kar
Woh meri dost tum hi thi, tumhi to thi

Jo zindagi ki raah me bane thi meri hamsafar
Woh mere dost tum hi thi, tumhi to thi Day
Saare bhed khul gaye Shocked hspace5, raazdaar na raha
Zindagi hamein tera, aitbaar na raha, aitbaar na raha *hits head on the desk*
Dost dost na raha...😭

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Anu & her Dost singing:
saat ajoobe is duniya mein dusvi apani jodi
saat ajoobe is duniya mein dusvi apani jodi
are tode se bhi toote na ye Anu-punji ki jodi
ho ho ho
saat ajoobe is duniya mein dusvi apani jodi
saat ajoobe is duniya mein dusvi apani jodi

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situation hey...Dost is naaraaz with Anu bcoz of her never ending to-do list 😆
Anu will sing this to manaofy him 😉 (that song mein gaoo or tum so jao will sound like this):
"tum rhooto or mein manaaoo *pulling cheeks* 😳
tum rhooto or mein manaaoo
to do list mein tum kho jao

maana aaj ka din hey lamba
maana list thi lambi
par jab Ekta badlegi
eik din story tumhari
us din k khwaab sajao

Then Anu will give him a *nudge* & he will come back to earth
Punji's reply will be in Punjabi song:

List list teri list nay kitta paagal meinno
ki haalat hoh gayee Dost di koi khabar nay tennoo
*hits head on the desk repeatedly*

Bhoot ko bhoot
-Anjana

Bhoot ko Bhoot nahi bholu?

Toh Bhoot ko kya bholu?

Tumne tasveer nahi bheji!

Humne samja tum bhoot hoji!

Bhoot ko bhi tasveer nahi aati

Tumari bhi koi tasveer nahi aati

Hum ghalat kaha thai?

Ye tumhe paatah hai

AA bhi jaa
-Mehr
(on Boby's request..here's a song for Karan Sing... 😃 Lucky Ali's song "aa bhi jaa")

Aa bhi jaa, aa bhi jaa, Karan Sing aa bhi jaa...(2) 😍
Mumbai ko kar alvida, jaldi say aa bhi jaaaa )...(2)
hamari, hamari dil ki, bardaasht ki oh seema kya hai 😡

Yun to, ghalti hai hamari, umeed tujh say, ho, too kaha hai 😕

Aro hey gagan, tu hai zameen, adhoori si tere bina
Mumbai ko kar alvida, jaldi say aa bhi jaa
Aa bhi jaa, aa bhi jaa, Karan Sing aa bhi jaa...(2)😍

p.s."ghalti hey hamari" is liye coz we are addicted to this show :)

Dondz Ki Memory Mein
-Viss

dhondz dhondz na raha.....

Savita Savita na rahi...

BTV hame tera aitbar na raha...

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KMH ke veerano me ...

jab bhi Dil se pukaroge....

Mai aati rahungi...Mai aati rahungi....

Jub dard ka mausam ho....

KMH ka sitam ho...DHONDU agar sath chhodde..

Dil se pukaroge ...To mai aati rahungi...

KMH Soap Talent

-Minnie , An & Nupur

May be you can hang that with your bow on Punji's head.. saying I am finally hitched!

Finally hitched, soon to be ditched

Without hitching and ditching, no BT serial can move forward...

& Lots Bitching........
MG perfect combo...
Put a lit bit of hitching.....then a bit of bitching.....shake it all up and comes out ditching...
the perfect BT combo as An said! It should be THERE tag Line!!!!

Savitha & Arjun ki Poetry
-anuT

"Oh momji......
Bada dukh deena
Punji Jr. ne bada dukh deena
Dictation likhwaye, mujhse coffee banwayi
Mera mushqil kar diya jeena
Bada dukh deena ...

Uski hairstyle pe sar thokti hoon
Uski dressing sense pe main roti hoon
Meri advice ki kadar, use hogi magar,
Poora adda kahega usse namoona...

Bada dukh deena

Meri ankhiyan, mere sapne
Accident mein le gaya saath woh apne
Sochu main din raat, shayad theek hi hai baat
Kapdo ki jhagmag se ho jati blind varna...

Bada dukh deena

Sunkar meri Mom - duhai....
Usne apni outfit change karwai...
Aaj ho jayega murder, phir se pehna stinky sweater....
Jiski qismat mein laundry thi kabhi naa....
Bada dukh deena"

Arjun-Punj-Ki-Puja
-Nupur

Om Jai Arjun Punj

Ab ye pyaas mitaao, humaarein paas aa jaao,

Hum karein tumhari seva

Om Jai Arjun Punj...

TAN...Maan..but not dhaan sab kuch hai tera....

Tera tujh ko aarpaan, kya hai ab mera

Om Jai Arjun Punj!!!!

Arjun-Punj-Ki-Puja

-Anjana

Aarmaan jo dil mein the dil hi mein rahe gayee

Sapne jo bandh aankhon se dekhi woh bhaigayee

Pyaar jo humne kiya naftrat meine bhikar gayee

Do dil toota aur haathon se Duniya choot gayee

Hamari prem kahani addaa aduri rahe gayee

Aab kabhi jhoota coffee ka moment aur na aayee

Aarmaan jo dil mein the dil hi mein rahe gayee

Source: Anjana's bad shayari classes with Unty con'ts

Arjun-Punj-Ki-Accident

-Aditi

Yippeee..Accident ho gaya Rabba rabba Accident ho gaya rabba

Humne Wednesday ko Crap dekh a

Thursday ko Bakwass dekha

Friday ko accident ho gaya rabba rabba

Thoda iske baap ka kassor

thda uske baap ka kasoor

Accident Ho gaya Rabba Rabba

Arjun-Punj-Ki-Accident

-Anjana

Kya bolti tuh?

Kya mein bolu?

Tuh chor deghi muhje?

Mein jaane du tuhje?

Yeh kya hua?

Kab hua?

Kaise hua?

Dost Dost na raha

Anu Anu na raha

Pyaar ghost ho giya

Dost dusmani par aagiya

Warning letter milgiya

Shayari-For-All

-Viss

@An: Your wish ...Arohiz BLIND-TRACK...

"Jis din vo High N Mighty se pehli bar mili thi...Vahi to Sabse bada accident tha..

Jub vo uss Tufan se takarai ..Aankhe band kar usi se mohabbat ki...Vahi to Ekta ka BLIND-TRACK tha.."

@ Anjana: Your wish ...Is vo EK PAL..

"Sadiyon se hume jis EK PAL ka intezar hai...

Usi Ek PAL ne jeena dushvar kiya hai...

Unhe to kadra hi nahin uss PAL ki..

Unhe Ehsas bhi kahan hai..

Vo to hum hai Jinhone apne Vaqt ko unke liye bekar kiya hai..."

@ Sea-gl: yr wish........KS tum kahan ho......????

"Aapko Intezaar hai unke aane ka..

Aapko Intezaar hai unke aane ka..

Kya pata ..

Kal Tumhi Intezaar karo unke Jaaneka..."

@Nupur..:

Prem Deewani..

U r luv was true n pure ...u were doin Tan-Man-Dhan Seva..without any wish..U sud sing ths lines for him ...

"Me Dhundti thi tuzko Sunehri kirno me..Tu bhatak raha tha Andheri galiyo me..

Me Chahti thi tuzko ..me prem ki deewani...

Par maine paya tuzko Nafraton ke sheher mai..

Mai bhul baithi khudko...mai kaun hun mai kya hun..

Tu ataka huva kahin tha AUKAT ki ratan me.."

@ Adda PPL:

"Hazaron khwahise aisi ki har khwahis pe dum nikle..

Ab to sambhl jao..Aur kuchh aisa karo Ekta Apne Ghar se naa nikle.."

Kya-Say-Kya-Hoh-Gaya

-Anut

Kya se kya ho gaya.....Ekta .....
is Bakwaas mein
Chaha kya kya mila...Ekta
is Bakwaas mein
Chalo sunhana bharam to toota,
jana teri creative team kya hai
Tout kiya tha different Lovestory
Yeh to kaha 'Love' kahan 'Story' ban gaya hai
Humne kyaa kya na saha Ekta
Is aas mein.....
Sudhroge tum zara.....
Par....Humko kya mila.....Is Bakwaas mein

Hamare tumhare intelligence level mein
Meelo ke faasle hai
Yakeen nahi hota hai hum tumhara serial
Is tarah follow kar rahein hai
Hona hai aur kya ...
iske baad mein
Lowest point aa gaya...Is bakwaas mein...

Pyar-Ki-Dastaan

-Anjana

Humain mohabbat the

Tum kabhi bewaafa na the

Par yakeen hum karna sake

Daard ki zakhm dekh na sake

Kaal hum saath rehte bhi dur the

Aaj hum dur rehte bhi saath hai

Yeh kaise behuda mazak hai

Yeh kaise pyar ka dastan hai

Zakhme jo kabhi barna sake

Gham jo kabhi ghum na sake

Nazare jo kabhi hum juhka na sake

Aaj tumse chahe ke bhi mila na sake

Accident-Ke-Baad-Adda-Ke-Kavisamelan

(Ref : May18th 2009 Epi)

-Viss

Tabhi to kaha tha AN..

Hazaro khwahison ko dil me dabake rakho..

KMH valo se inhe chhupake rakho..

vo log Mauke ki talash me rehte hai..

Aur hamari Soch aur Ummedo se pare zatke milte hai..

By An

But, kya kaare,
Kuch haamre bhi armaan the,
Dekhe Arohi ko blind,
But, lagta hai, Arohi ho gayee,
Hate blind...

By Lata

BT ne hamare armaanon ka gala ghot diya...
Arohi ko na andha naa gehraa coma kiya...
Hp ko nahii maara, na hi Dk ko dard diya....
Ulta Arjun ko topi de kar hamein sar ka dard diya!!

By Anjana

Pyaar ki ghuzarish ki humne

Yeh kya gunah kiya humne

Kabhi "Ek pal" manga tha

Aab "OM" mangte hai

Hoga jo Ekta ki marzi

Mangna humari marzi

By Viss

" Mera dil mere Armano ki Kabra ban gaya..

BT valo ne last moment pe Dhoka de diya.."

By Viss

Apani Ummedo ko tokra uthake mat chalo..

apni khwahiso ko baju pe rakho..

puchhti ho ek vakil hokar tumhara gunha kya hai..

Samne BT hai aur tumne Khwahison ko list jari kiya hai...

By Anjana

Saach kabhi chupta nahi..

Himmat hai toh bol ke dehko

Kayar ho woh joh mauhlat mangte hai

gunah kiya toh maafi mange ke dekho

sazaa aur pryaschit ka farq jaan ke dekho

By An

I love you and no longer fear rejection,
But, I dread the look in your eyes,
When you will say, Adios forever,
I can live with the thought that,
We were never meant to be together,
But, I cannot bear the cold looks,
When you tell me, I am a spineless scoundrel.

By Lata

Punji's thinking is needlessly complicated
He should've told the truth and let her be irritated
He should've proved his worth and with love left her saturated
Instead of poking taunts while leaving her all frustrated

He is incurring her wrath for reasons unknown to sense
He is haunted by his past and worried for future hence
When instead he could be happy now in the present tense
With Arohi successful and still her old cheerful self

By An

Punji is a human, a man of this planet,
Trying things his own way, telling Arohi,
the meaning of love in his unique way,
Do not expect him to take the often used path,
He is meaning to build a highway in the jungles of Amazon...

By Lata

Meaning of love?

Is definitely not crashing into your lover
Breaking her legs and making her suffer
Lovers don't taunt and in the shadows hover
Instead they sing ballads and set hearts aflutter
Loving is NOT for an emotional wreck, a lechy stalker.

By An

Love has different ways to show I care,
I am there when you stumble a little,
Your eyes will never see my presence,
My eyes will follow you till the last end,
Protecting you from every hurdle and stare.

I have hurt you, and given you pain,
I hurt now thinking what have I done,
But, I am trying to undo my doing,
Give me a chance to explain when I
Come at the door, seeking your hand.

It's not easy to stand here, and see you
Take a step away from me, but today
there is no choice and options left,
Seeing you from far away is the only way
I can reach your home tomorrow.

By Lata

The pain you gave me was immense
I lost all faith, gave up all hope
And began to see the world through a tainted lens

Now you say that you are on a path to repent
That your ignorance was to be blamed for the damages caused
But hurt can't be undone, nor the suffering be unspent

Now you say you looked above me from paths that were shadowed
But the truth is you left me alone to pick up the pieces
Instead of being by my side, in the sidelanes you wallowed

Tomorrow I'd have moved onto avenues that lie ahead
You too should move on and let me be -
Forget the darkness and look towards sunshine instead

By Viss

Hilna hai to duniya ko hilao Khud hilne ki kya zarurat hai..?

Poetry karni hai to Angrezi me karo ..Hindi me karne ki kya zarurat hai..?

Dondz-Welcome-Shayari-Kavisamelan

(Ref : May19th 2009 Epi)

-Adda Ppl

by Minnie

KMH ne kya se kya bana diya
Arjun ko Aukat ka shahenshah
Aur Viss ko uske chande ka katora thama diya

By An

This is reply to your yesterday's post:

I am not waiting for the sun to rise,

I have seen the beam in the darkness,

I am not standing on your way,

You are free like the bird flying high,

Just building a nest for you, in case

You want to escape and take a rest.

I am not following you or seeking company,

I have befriended your smiling image.

I am waiting for you to climb the ladder,

Reach the top without fumbling,

Just standing close to you, so that

You can always rest your head on my shoulder.

I am not desiring anything from tomorrow,

I have found peace and meaning in today.

By Lata

I appreciate you being there for me, I do
But don't you understand, I don't need you!

I can find my own ways, I can build my own nests
I want to fumble and fall, to learn from my own tests

You are standing close to be my solace
But I can't forget the hate and malice

I lost faith in us through experiences past
But hope that the peace you found always lasts

By Viss

Dil-E-Armaan Ujad gaye the jiske jane ke baad...

Vahin sajaya hai basera baharone Uske aane ke baad..

Tyag Aur Balidan ki murat ho tum..

Gar mohabbat ko naa dekhaho kisine...

To kehdun.. Mohabbat ki surat ho tum...

Mere har Jikra mai tumhara naam hai...

Arjun nahin ..hamare pyare Dhondu ho tum...

By Viss

Hamari hasti mit jayegi ..Lafzon ke saath...

Agar hum Mumbai jayenge to.. Shayari ke saath...

Vo aur honge jo badal jate hai...vahan jake..

Mumbai hi badal jayegi..Hamare Kadam rakh ne ke saath..

By An

While chasing your dreams,
Flying your kite high in the sky,
You may never want to look back,
But, do not ever tell me that,
You never ever loved me.

By Lata

Your love was once all the faith I needed
To give wings to my wishes and send them soaring
But my faith you spurned to such an extent
That it took me a while to start dreaming again

I can't deny the love I once felt, however
The snatches of shared past are fading away
At one time my heart burned with unbound ardour
But now, not even the cinders remain

By An

You are burning in bitterness,

It is taking a long while to heal,

Why is that you are still mourning,

Eyes tell a different story, and

You are running towards the sea,

Where I stand looking at the

Breaking day, and its beautiful hues!

By Lata

Bitter I'm not, neither am I in mourning

I simply say that life's taught me much meaning

That never again will I trust so willingly

Strangers with a fickle heart

I dream again, even though I'd forgotten how

And while I chase them with a renewed zeal

I cherish soft winds and flowing streams more

Happiness is me, bursting forth from many corners

By Anjana

Tumhari saaman meri paas hai

Mera zindagi aab tumhari pass hai

kaal mere dukh tumara dard tha

Aaj tumhari dard mera dard hai

Tumhe zakhm humne hi diya

Par tumhe humko khushi diya

Chand lambho ki liye hi sahi

Par kuch to khushi hum payi

Sayad is janam ke liye woh kaafi

Aab kabhi na mange saku maafi

By Anu to Anjana

All i remember when u do shayari is "Mein shayar tho nahin.....magar hey AP ...jabse dekha...meine KMH ko ...shayari agayi"

By Anjana

Kabhi hum humsafar the

Aaj tumhari humsaya hu

Par muhje fakhar hai ki

Tumne mujhe pyaar kiya

Aur fakhar hai ki aaj

tum meri pyaar ho

muhje fikaar hai toh

aapni nahi tumhari

hum saath nahi par

mein tumhari hi hu

By Anjana

I may lack ambition, but i had dreams

not of apple gardens and honeybees

of a life with roads with travelled together

but i may have now ruined that forever

so with sorrow i have let your hand go

and will henceforth be your shadow

you will not know that i am even there

but i will always be there where you are

for now basking in your spirit n' essence

but, i still have your stuff n' some hope

that when you reach your destination

and i reach out, you won't reject me

will give me a chance to say my sorry

and know that i respecfully mean it

By Anjana

Dhondu nahi aapki Dhondz hu

Mein lakhman toh aap meri Ram

Muhje yahan chood ke maat jaao

Bharat aab bhi zinda hai Salil mein

Usko dehdo aap yeh samaan

Muhje dehdo sirf ek aur mooqka

Sirf peeche peeche chalne ki

aur torah khayal rakeneki

mein kahana nahi makunga

par kahana zaroor dehdunga

aaj leh chaalo aap sirf muhje

mein zindagi bhar saat dunga

By Anjana

Tuhi tuhi mera sapna hai

aur koi mere aapna nahi

yeh ehsaas tumne na jana

tum bin mein behgana

teri chaah mein duniya kya

khud ko bhi bhula dhunga

muhje bhi pata nahi kya

sahi aur kya hai galat

pata hai to sirf yeh ki

meri galati maafi ki layak nahi

khushi hai ki muhje samaj hai

aur intezaar hai usse din ka

jab mein phir kabil hu tumari

By Anjana

Teri mohabbat pe aaj mujko yaaken

par mein khoya hu tumhari yakeen

baas sirf teri khushi ki khwaish hai

aur dil mein ek choti si tamana hai

ek din ka jaab meet jaya sab fasle

ek pal ka jaab samah phir humara

By Anjana

Mein shayar nahi

Unty ka sirf neice hu

tumko koi taklif ho

to muhje na batao

mein kaha iss kabil hu

By Anjana

Mein kabhi ek pari thi

Aaj mein dusman hu

jis ke liye mein marthi thi

usne muhje dokha diya

kissi aur ka dost hogaya

muhje pucha bhi nahi

yeh kya sila diya

meri chaaha ka yeh

By Anjana

Yeh kya ajeeb eshaas hai

Har taraf tum hi tum ho

mein koh gayi hu tuhme

Yeh kya ajeeb eshaas hai

hum kal milne na milne

hamesh saath mein hai

By Anjana

Teri sapna aab meri sapna hai

Ek pal ke liye mein dehdi zindagi

par koi gham nahi khush hai

kuch karene ki tamana hai

aaj jeene ki tamana hai

fanaa ho ne ki khwaish hai

phir tumhari hone ki intezaar hai

By Anjana

Reel world romance is real world sexual harassment

Reel world hero goodlooking real world u don't want to look

Par usse duniya ka zero (Dhondz) is duniya ka hero ho sakta

Unka rhona dhona humara mazak ha wajah ho sakta hai

So unki duniya aur meri duniya ek duniya mein hai par alag hai!

By Karishma

anjana dreaded the long sleepless nights
A plea for rescue from punjis sight

Torn between duty and love
The good lawyer rises like a dove
Fluttering off to do her job
Of defending some apple eating sloth
Who won't even pay her bill
Nor ever thank her for her skill
In springing him from that P&M jail
And dazzling the court to save his pineapple hair

By Viss

umne pukara aur hum chale aaye...

Jaan hatheli par le aaye re......

"An ka virtual Billionair status kaam kar gaya hai....

Aur hamare ek laute lawyer ko table k neeche se inaam de gaya hai.."

By Anjana

have a special poem by a special poetess:

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height

My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight

For the ends of Being and Ideal Grace.

I love thee to the level of every day's

Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.

I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;

I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.

I love thee with the passion put to use

In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith

I love thee with a love i seem to lose

with my lost saints, - I love thee with the breath,

Smiles, tears, of all of my life! and if God choose,

I shall but love thee better after death.

(Source: Elizabeth Barrett Browning)

By Anjana

Zehre aur shak ko

Aapni paas hi rakho

Mein khotta nahi hu

Tumhari tara nahi hu

Ki peeche se kissi se

Var kararungi aur neech se

Kuch kaama bhi lungi

Mein joh bhi karungi

Khul aam samane karungi

By Manisha

Oye balle balle ki dhodhu ji wapis aa gaya.. oye balle balleki screen pe wapis se cha gayaa..oye balle balle... ji balle balle .. oye balle balle ki show pe rang cha gayaa.. oye balle balle ki punji ke sang aa gaya.. ...oye balleee balleeee

By Aruna

Here's one for An

An ne kaal party di
Darvaje pe khadi rahi
Swagat ka tho bahana thi
Sabse chavani lete gayi

Bill ka jab samay aaya
An hamari ho gayi gul
Anu ne jo sambhal liya
Warne ho jaati badi mushkil

Virtual world ka chavani hain
yahi pe tho use dena hain
bahar wale kya jaane
Ki bakwas ki yeh keemat hain

Abhi Aur bhi chavani aani hain
KMH abhi kafi hain
Aur bakwasoon ki umeed hain
yeh BT ka jo silsilay hain

By An

Mujhe hai jaroot chavaniyo,
Kyonki Dhondz hai ab,
Dakku Daddy ke den mein,
Usko nikalna hai aur
Mumbai nagari mein banana,
Hain famous superstar...

Meine jo bhi kiya,
Bas kiya Dhondz ke liya,
Bas itna hi favourite hai...

By Aruna

Dhondz ka tho bahana hain
Jaab aphi hi barna hain
Aisa An ka kehna hain

By An

Kuch chavaniya reah jaaye,
mere chote se pocket mein to,
Meri kya galti hai, woh to pocket
aur chavaniyo ka pyaar hai...

By Aruna

Chavani se karna kya
Apno se bada hain kya
Arjun se tho seekho kuch
Tyaag karo yeh sab kuch

By Aruna

KMH ka tho pata nahin
Arjun chahe jaye woh jail
Arohi gaya ya khaya ras (agulla)
Par Hame choda hain bakwas ka dher

By An

Sanki Punji hai fool,
Chal diya hai hoke,
Than Than gopal
aur Pahuch gaya jail...

Sab aapne hai,
Jab tak hai chavaniyo,
ke polti mere pass...
Samjhi Aruna...

By Minnie to An

Teri chavvani ki chaah ne macha diya bawaal
Itna sab hone ke baad kya chodo gi tum yeh hai sawaal
Dhondu ke liye kuch bhi ji haan jaroor
Par kya iske liye court jana bhi hai manjoor?

By Minnie

Dhondu ke liye jail jaogi tum
Par kya wahan Arjun ko jhel paogi tum
Uski bak bak se Ganga bhi hai ghayal
Himmatwali ho jo razi ho banane ke liye pagal

By Viss to An

"Dhondu ki aad me Arjun se pyar...

Dil me iqrar Aur Public Adde pe inkar.."

By Aruna

An ki baath suna nahin
Ek kahani ki baath nahim
Usse tho aur bhi hain sunni

Har din ek nayi story
kaisi hogi khwaish puri
Yeh An ko tho bahana hain
Arjun ko jo dekthe rehna hain

by Aruna

Adda mein aaj kya hua

Sabki shayari banthi gayi

Kal Arjun ne kya hasdi
Tho Adda mehfil bangayi

By Viss for Anjana:

"Aankhe jub khuli to..aapko Nadiya ke paar dekha.."

Apani hi aankhon pe yakin naa raha jub aapko

Khud ke saath naa dekha...

Uske bavajud aapko dhundha kiye hum

ke kabhi iss par dekha kabhi uss par dekha.."

" Pata tha unki ek Muskurahat ke saath Beh jaoge..

Barso ke kisi khaas ko bhul jaoge..

Hume lagata tha sadiyon ka hamara saath hai..

Par jante na the ke tum pal me hi saathi badal jaoge.."

Arjun-Arohi-Adda-Ki-Kavisamelan

(Ref : May22 2009 Epi)

-Adda Ppl

By Viss

"Kuchh pal jo khaas hote hai..Guzar jane ke baad Ehsaas hote hai..

Maana Saath nahin rehte ..Par firbhi Dil ke bahot paas hote hai...

Vo haseen lamhe..vo khoobsurat pal ..Sunehri yaad hote hai.."

For Arjun ..ths lines are apt..He has to live in d beautiful memories of Arohi..Otherwise he has lost his life

By An

Love is just you,
Pure and divine,
Innocent and radiant,
Love is just you

Love is just my moment,
Rain and the peacock dance,
Sand and the holding hands,
Love is just my moment

Love is just you and me,
Smiles and closed eyes,
Unspoken words and songs,
Love is just you and me

Love is just us,
One soul and two beats,
Two beliefs and one life
Love is just us!

By Aruna

Love is not for those who shan't
Love is not for those who can't
Love it is for who shall;
Take the road where there is none

By Viss

Jo bevakufi hum kar chuke hai Aur kar rahe hai..

Aap vo bevkufi na karne par afsos jata rahe hai..?

Aap bach gaye hai..

Par hum apana vaqt aur hunar iss Crap par gavan rahe hai..

By Anut

Her dreams, my goals
Her wishes, my commands
Her happiness is why I strive
Her love, the reason I survive.....

By Viss

Der se aaye durust aaye..

Pehli party to An ki chavvaniyon ke chakkar me miss kar di thi..But ab free party hai ..so why not?

Mai apne andaaz me KS ke aagman ko salam karti hun..

Kitani Duvaon Ke baad tumhe haasil kiya hai..

Kisine har vaqt tumhaara naam liya hai..

Ye to pata nahin tumhaara aana kya rang layega..

Tumhe bulane se safar aasan ya muskil kiya hai..

By Viss

Karan Singh:

Bahot sanjoye the armaan..usike liye chale aao..

Arjun aur aarohi ke liye naa sahi..

Apple ki bigadi hui image sudharne hi chale aao..

By Viss

Arjun:

Maana tumhare haath Aarohi ke haathon me achhe lagate hai..

Par ab jub saath choota hai to sirf hathkadiyon me achhe lagte hai..

By Boby

Me singing for KS....

Baharon phool barsao mera KS laut aaya hai

Mera KS laut aaya hai

Baharon phool barsao mera KS laut aaya hai

Mera KS laut aaya hai

Hawao ragni gayo mera KS laut aaya hai

Mera kS aaya laut hai

Wo lali phool ki mehendi lagadega wo Arohi ki haato mein

Arohi ki haato mein.........

By Viss

But if KS has interupted AA love story..Thn Boby listen carefuly..

Jise bulaya hai tumne Bage-baharon me..

Vo gar aagaya Do pyar karne vaalo me..

To Boby sunlo tum..

Tumhe baant denge hazaro me..

Aur har tukde ko fenkenge mahasaagaro me..

By Viss

Arjun requested to all creativez:

Mai iss duniya ka hi nahin lagata..Muze u aazaad naa rakho..

Hilata rehta hun mai ... sab ko hilaata rehta hun..

Muze kaid karlo aee Duniya vaalo..

mai ujaadta rahun bane huve tinkon kaa basera..aise haalat naa rakho..

these lines were spoken by him to creativez..But he was liyin ..u know why ..read ths one (After his entry into jail..)

Yahaan aana meri chaahaton me saamil na tha..

Bhala jail mai bhi kisiko raahat hoti hai?

Ye to duniya ka sitam dekha ..aur bahana bana diya..

Roz adde pe jaata hun to ghabraahat hoti hai..

Issi liye ye safar tey kiya hai..

Khud ko adde se dur kiya hai..

Ab jaa kar ye jaana hai..Chain ki ek saans kaisi hoti hai..

By Viss

Bas Anjana ki sajaayi hui iss mehfil se hum rukhshat chaahte hai..

Bus ab aur is zamane par apne labzon se sitam nahin karte..

Aur saath hi apne dimaag ka bhi chaino-sukun chaahte hai...

By Viss

@ Anu:

U want me to write on myself Anu..so il have to.. il hv to on my birtday..Let me praise myself..

Ae Paththar Dil-Zamane..

Kya kya naa saha maine..

Chahe KMH ka sitam ho..

Chahe Anu ke ROFL's ho..

Vo An ki Chavvani..

Party me na mili entry..

Vo Anjana ka dhokha..

Mera saath usne chhoda..

Vo Lovely ke dande..

meri Aarohi ke sarpe..

Vo Boby ka KS invitation..

Muze mil gayi frustration..

Vo Mehr ke fuulon ki baris..

yad aayi Punji ke pyar ki numayis..

Itana agar sitam ho..

Itana jo gar gam ho..

Fir bhi agar zinda hai..

To kuchh khas baat hai humme..

By Anjana

@ Adda.. air.. lack there of and KMH song now starting to get to me...

Tumko annoy kar ke bhi annoy karna chaata hai dil

Bore kar ke bhi Bore karna chaata hai dil

Annoyance aane laagi - Saaso mein bhadbuu chaane laagi

Kaisey Kahey Hum Kitani Bloopers dete Hai - Kitani Bloopers dete hai

Kaisey Kahey Humain Kitani Confusion Hai - Kitani Confusion hai

Dil pe Ekta se dushmaani chaagayi iss kadar

Baandh aankhon se bhi HP ki death aayee nazar

Kaisey Kahey Hum Kitani Mistakes karte Hai - Kitani mistakes karte hai

Kaisey Kahey Humain Kitani Questions Hai - kitani questions hai

By Anjana

Diya tha tumne mujhe aapna haath

Pakara tha meine tumhara haath

Woh haath mere haath se choot gaye

Aur meri duniya - meri dil loot gayee

Aaj muhje kissi aur ki parva nahi

Aab muhje koi gham bhi nahi

Bas jee rahi hu - saas hai iss liye

Yaad hai toh baas joh tumne diye

Fariyad hai toh tumari khush ki

Tamana hai tumari ek haasi ki

By Anjana

Mangte toh dehte ek dil ke liye duniya

Aapne manga nahi par loot liya duniya

Pyaar mein aapne muhje diya dhoka

Natasha Mittal se kar liye aapne roka

Aab tanhai meri saathi - meri zindagi

waada kiya tha ek pal ke liye zindagi

Par bolla tha ke azmana maat kabhi

Jhoote waade koi azmaata kabhi

Aab karu bhi toh mein kya karu

Shikayad karu toh bhi kisse karu

Ghalati kiya ke mein pyaar kiya

Bewakuf tha joh aapko dil diya

Aisi bhul aur na hogi kabhi mujhse

Aab sirf nafrat karungi mein tujhse

Arjun-Arohi-Adda-Ki-Kavisamelan

(Ref : June1 2009 Epi) -Adda Ppl

By Anjana

Kaun Sarak Chaap Bikari?

park bench par sota hai

samundar mein nahata hai

dusro ki coin lekhe wish mangta God se

-dost ko bolta.. hang up kar paise nahi hai.. tu bolta bahoot hai..

By Lata

Arohi ki baatein badi badi.......
Punji ke baal khade khade......
Karu ke dialogue sade sade.....
Salil aur Purvi vele khade...

Yeh kaisi mohabbat hai??😆😆

By Aruna

Punji break letha hain
bhudi ma ko bejtha hain
break ke baad ayega
Aur sardard layega

Mahanta abhi bakhi hain
Par hume yeh kafi hain
Punji jaldi jail jaaye
Taki hume chain aaye

By Ishi

This is what we have to recover from right now:
*headaches and hairloss from all the head banging and hair pulling
*Blurry vision due to all the visual attyachar
*Hearing damage due to repeatidly having to hear lousy,useless,nonsense dialogues

By Anjana

AP to Evil K, A, and Ekta

Pyaar bhavagvan ki den hai

Yeh OM meri Arohi ki den hai

Isse mein har waqt pehnta hu

Jail mein bhi usko yaad karta hu

Kabhi saath thi jo haath choot gaye

par yeh pyaar ka ehsaas nahi gaye

Yeh OM humari pyaar ki nishani

Usse tum na phero thanda paani

Edited by adda-keepers - 16 years ago

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Poetry continued....

By An

Anu: This is for you...

Look up Anu, can you see the clouds,
There a smiling one is looking at you,
As you dazzle and sizzle in the adda,
Looking forward to many more posts...

Congratulations... 🥳🥳🥳

By Anjana

@An

There once was a Turkey
who wished to be a Peacurky
So, she robbed everyone blind
Left her pauper friends behind
All she desired was a makeover
Can a lost soul like that startover
when she has no more friends left
She lost them all becoz of her theft
Now she must become like valmiki
Repent for a week without mickey

By Anjana

Woh ladki nahi - jannat ka nur hai

Waha ki ek khoobsurat pari hai
Uske ke saamne mein kuch nahi
Sach yeh mein zero hu hero nahi
Usko shayad ab mein paa na saku
Kabhi zindagi mein aur choo na saku
Par phir bhi ho tum meri pyaari Pari
Jis ke liye mein de du zindangi saari

By Aruna

Anu the pauper

Becomes a dazzler

As she rambles on & on (& some ROFL 🤣)
Just as her dost meaders on 😆

By Anut

Why don't I believe
That I hate you
Despite all that you've done in the past
The tears I shed in solitude
The grief which still pierces my heart
Is all a measure of my hurt
Hurt which in a way is self inflicted
How else do you explain?
Despite my claims to the contrary
Only you can give me so much pain....

Anu, teri ishq mein rang da mohe

-Anjana

ROMEO AND JULIET

Act 2, Scene 2
ROMEO

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief,
That thou her maid art far more fair than she:
Be not her maid, since she is envious;
Her vestal livery is but sick and green
And none but fools do wear it; cast it off.
It is my lady, O, it is my love!
O, that she knew she were!
She speaks yet she says nothing: what of that?
Her eye discourses; I will answer it.
I am too bold, 'tis not to me she speaks:
Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven,
Having some business, do entreat her eyes
To twinkle in their spheres till they return.
What if her eyes were there, they in her head?
The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars,
As daylight doth a lamp; her eyes in heaven
Would through the airy region stream so bright
That birds would sing and think it were not night.
See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand!
O, that I were a glove upon that hand,
That I might touch that cheek!

By An

My jail venture will be called... Punji Ki Yatra, Punch Line: "Punji in Jail, All Hail and Wail..."

By Minnie

Punji in Jail
All Hail and Wail
Drop me a penny
To see Punji honey
Tissues are a steal
Buckets are dime for three
I'll make ya a deal
Buy one get one free

By Anjana

once i reminded you all is fair in love

i cannot now complain you are unfair
i love you still without any expectations
in so doing, give you the power to hurt
i have no hope that it will ever be right
but that's alright, i have no expectations
i love because i cannot do otherwise
you hate because you are not wise
all i ask is that you leave me alone
I cannot bear your sullen presence

By Minnie

Nahiiiiiiiiiiiii...............!!

Tauba tera Adda
Tauba tera pyaar
Mat kar hum par visual atyachaar

By An

There is something about life,
That keeps us moving ahead,
Rather than mere surviving,
We dream of standing at the cliff,
Spreading our wings and flying.

By Minnie

That something about life
Is nothing more than your spirit
Dreams can shatter, fall off the cliff
But I know you'll always make it!!

By Minnie

Jidhar nazar daliye
Udhar sharmindgi hai
Zamane ko ho kya gaya hai
Ab dupatte bhi kafi nahi hai 😆

By An

Mehr ko karna parega new discovery,
Karna parega cardboard box ka intezaam,
Ya to inko karde lock, ya khud ho jaaye locks

By Minnie

Mehr ayegi mooh chuptate chupate 😳
Kahi dekh ke aisi harkatein
Ho jaye na woh sharam se lal ☺️
Main toh sochu kya hoga bekasur padhne walon ka haal?
Samjdhar ko ishara kafi hai
Kisiko kuch karna ab jaroori hai 😉

By An

Mehr hamari choti se pari,
Sochti hogi, kaha mein gayee phas,
Kya Kya log karte hai baatein,
Aur phir uspar ho jaate hai ROFL.

By Minnie

Baatein toh karte hain sabhi
Kuch aisi kuch waisi
Par dilko jo acchi lage
Wohi baat hai sacchi

By Minnie

Jo bhi bolo accha bolo
Shabd woh teer hai jyo
Kaman se choote toh wapas nahi aye
Kisiko dukhaye isse accha na boliye

By An

Minnie ne kiya sabdo se war,
Mithi mithi baaton se jaadu kiya,
Par Anjana aaj hai gum,
Pata nahi kyon hai thodi sun...

By Minnie

Aaj Adda bada hai suna
Hum dono ne shabdo ko yun buna
Aa jaye saare dost toh mache de hangama
Tab tak tum mujhko yunhi jhelti rehna.. 😆

By An

Adda is quite silent sa,
People have taken a bow,
disappeared in the real world,
Serial mein bhi ab woh baat nahi rahi,
Ki logo kare word-bank ka use... 😆 (What crap have I written)... 😆

Minnie, tussi ho Kabir ki Pupil,
Always fresh like a Tulip,
Funny, Funny joking girl,
We all love your classy humor 😊😆

By Minnie

Agar main hoon Tulip
Toh tum sab ho Roses
Khushboo tumhare likhne se aati hai
Meri toh bas chalti hai yunhi bakwaas! 😆

By Minnie

Aaj jaane kyun laga mujhe
Poorane din laut aye
Dekh ke tu-tu mein mein
Man kiya gujare zamane dekh aayein

Dekh rahi hoon baith kar
Punji ki saari cutesi harkatein
Kya woh din the jab innocence jag gaya
Aur ek aaj ka din hai jab towliya bhi na sambhala gaya 😆😆😆

By Anjana

Kaal Swami ko hum banadiya Angel

Aur Aaj Adda ka naam par daaba
Par tum joh lot aayaa Paris se
Toh chalo uski khushi mein party

By Anut

Karan -
Towel mein bahar jaaoge to halla mach jaayega
Adda kargoge badnaam tum
Karo na aisa kaam tum
Tumko aise dekhkar naya To -do list banjayega 😆

By Anjana

i am Punji's real friend
I defend his girlfriend
all is fair in love and war
and this is love ka war
i just work for the devil
but am not really evil
i am her only advocate
i defend her right to hate

By An

Anjana tussi ho Devil,
Kuch to karo Civil,
Make some juice,
to create a truce,
Punji do high jump,
So Arohi can dump
Everything is gol,
It's like a blackhole

La la la la... la la la... 🤣

By Aruna

Anjana says she's not evil
An calls her the devil
Both show traits of evil
To call another a devil 😆

By An

We are not a tribe of evil
We do not belong to clan of devils,
We are sweet and simple,
Like the Jalebi at the temple... 😆

By Aruna

Jalebi at the temple
Sweet and simple?
What is gol gol with a hole
sweet & simple? how impossible!!!

By An

Aruna needs a dictionary,
Is there a word called impossible,
Again repeat, sweet and simple,
Just like the sugary Jalebi at the temple...

By Anjana

Mein jalebi nahi
Sirf ek kela hu
simple si cheez hu
par sabko gira sakti hu

(inspired by KS)
excuse me while i go eat a kela..

By Aruna

Apple ho yah kela
sab khaye akela
Share karke deekho
Arjuhi Punuts se tho seekho

By Aruna

Open the dictionary
Rifle thru' for possible
Add I 'm to it
Makes the possible impossible

(I aM) possible = impossible

By An

Want to twist your ear,
Dictionary is a word bible,
Mix & Match do not work,
Not here and not in any sphere... 🤣

By Aruna

sandi-viched, I learnt from you
Two words together make the third
A dictionary is a growing bible
Look thru' now & there's impossible

By An

English dictionary says,
We eat sandwich yumm,
Word count in Bible growing,
But, they killed impossible
Eons ago, and that is how it stays

By Aruna

An don't quibble
Impossible's not a word,
Found in a word bible.
Impossible's a thought
Visible only, to the mind's eye.

By An

Let me give you a trophy,
Filled with colorful toffees,
You can eat all the candies,
And, give back my trophy... 😳 😆

By Parm-Kaur

Woh jab door tha to bhi kitne paas tha,
Kaisa meetha sa woh bhi ek ehsas tha,
Aaj woh paas ho ke bhi kitna door hai,
Yarab kismat ko shayad yehi manjoor hai!

By Minnie

Look at the potential for all these movies in KMH..

Ganga jee convincing him, Maan jao sajna
she tracking Arohi, Dhoondte reh jaoge
hearing Arohi ki 2 years ki story, Daastan -e- Arohi
Punji out of jail...Main azad hoon
Arohi half-heartedly romancing Karu...Kisse pyar Karu
seeing Punji's shadow... Shhhssshhhh Koi Hai
start of tu-tu mein- mein..Baaton baaton Mein
love track, Pyar, ishq, mohabbat
then the misunderstaing... Judaai 😆

By Aruna

why oh why we wonder
The soap world knows no answers
Each new twist's a bender
Like a backhand stroke of federer (Nupur's federer inspired) 😆😆

By Minnie

nazar nazar ka farak hai
tum jisse horror kehti ho
mujhe woh comedy lagta hai
aur kuch ho na ho
BT ka show baal ki khaal tak pohcha hi deta hai 😆😆

By Anjana

Punji tu si great ho
Machiavelli ki bhai ho
Yeh tum Arohi ko bol sakte the
Par starfish ho isliye nahi bole

By Aruna

punji ki mahanta
hume badhi chubti
yeh kaisa pyar ki kahani
Jo saaya bi bane Jhansi ki Rani 😆 (remembered Anajana noticed some girl/daughter traits in Punji)

By Anjana

@Nupur -

tum lot aaye
par humare liye
kaya leh aaye?
jaaoo cafe kolo
bhuke logo ko
chaavani lo
aur kahana do

By Nupur

Laut Toh Hum Aaye
DIL apna Federer ke pass Chod aaye......
Deep deep SIGH!!!!

By Anjana

Hum star ka fishy mamla samja
par ye jail ka ghafla nahi samja
Decay phir hogayee hai gayab
shayad woh bhi bangaye shahib
aur Sav ke saath ghum ne gaya
par sab ki tarah park nahi gaya

By An

Punji will go to jail,
When Punj makes a call,
Then Punji will recall,
What happened of bail ...
Which he kicked out like a ball... 😆

By Minnie

Jaane kaise log hote hain
Party mein bulate hain
Khana dikhate hain
Hum khaye iske pehle
Sab kuch chaaat kar dete hain 😆😆😆

By An

Kya kare Aruna ne yesha
Impossible kaam kiya,
Bas Jalebi he bachi thi,
As consolation prize... 😆😆😆

Tumhare liya rakhi thi,
Par Anjana thi thodi dukhi,
dekh Punji ko karte slip,
So, me shared your share... 😆

By Aruna

Punji's road to jail
Not yet my dear friends
More crap's on its way
As punji's greatness's not yet done

By Aruna

An ke baat pe na jaana
jeb apni hain usse pyari
party party ka gaye gaana
Waise last party mein ho gayi murghi hamari

By Minnie

Subah uthata hain nahata nahi
Phir harmonica bajata hai
Garden mein jaake phoolon se baatein karta
Khud pagal ki tarah hasta rehta
Pakad ke jail cell mein dalo toh
Apna Snake dance shuru karta
Yeh hai Punji ki zingadi ka trailor
Poori picture dekhni hai toh kharido tour tickets from An jailor 😆

By Anut

You wanted new lyrics for the KMH song

How about this?

Tere ishq ki inteha meri barbadiyaan
Tere ishq ki hasil meri tanhaiyaan

Kare kaise tujhse shiqwa gile
Dil ki kareebi na ho to hote hain faasle

Khud ke hi thehre gunehgaar hum
Diya haq ki kare tu hum par sitam

Haan hain humein tumse itni mohabbat hai, itni mohabbat hai

By An

@Minnie: Shadows do not like doing shadowy work... they only like to listen to bak-bak and then reiterate their pledge.

You are my love,
I'll die for you,
I'll live for you,
I'll make you a success,
I have dedicated my life to you,
When you become a star
I'll go to jail for free accommodation,
I cannot see you at top
While I stand at the road,
Seeking ALMS for survival.

By An

"Minnie is sad,
She is feeling bad,
Why Punji is penniless,
Cheer-up, Cheer-up,
I'll give him my chavanis. 😊"

By Minnie

"Punji bane bhikari yeh thi meri asha
kitna dard hoga yeh na maine socha
phir bhi uske jail jaane ka hai intezaar
khatam ho jaye uska homeless avtar 😆😆

By An

We not giving any party Minnie, Karishma will throw that party, and we''ll sell my jail tour tickets in that party...

Na kaho use bechara,
Woh to chalta phirta,
Mahant hai, usko na
Chahiya daulat, na drink,
Usko to chahiya bas jail,
Ki seclusion and shanti
Par mil gayee usko Ganga
ki Pavitrata aur manshanti... 😆

By Minnie

Pavitra Rishta chodkar
Ganga chali sunane Punji ki dastaan
Punji hai ki leta nahi rukne ka naam
Arohi kar rahi apple ke bageeche mein naach gaana
Arre besharam kabhi bhoolese Punji ko bhi yaad karna

By Anut

Har choti si naakaami par
De diya naam shehar ko
Khwab se badhkar ki haqueeqatein hai yahan
Par kuch karne ki himmat to ho...

By Minnie

Mera naam hai Arjun
Sabse accha nishanebaaz
Aayi gadi kood pada main samne
Dekho kaisa hoon main dramebaaz 🤣

By An

Mein hoon Purshotam Ram Arjun Punj,
Vachan Nibhana hai, Gangotri ko sukhana hai,
Nishana lage na lage par khud ko
Aaj ka uchatam Purush banana hai... 😆

By Aruna

Arjun as the shaker (dance)
Was great fun indeed
Arjun as a joker
Sounds like fun indeed....

By Shreya (mchopra)

ok here are a few lines on love from my side..its the first time so dont kill me if its awful...

pyaar kya hai

pyaar junoon hai,pyaar sakoon hai,

pyaar sazaa hai,pyaar wafaa hai,

pyaar dua hai,pyaar dawa hai..

pyaar ka matlab sirf pana nahin,

pyaar ka matlab toh paakar khona hai,

pyaar ka matlab saari zindagi saath chalna nahin,

pyaar ka matlab toh ek pal mein zindagi jeena hai,

By Ria

@Anjana....
I can still see a shining light
and somewhere down in the bottom of my heart I am sure
The OM Moment will be Super Bright!

By Aruna

KMH kinda looks back on track
An, the cynic says so too
Finally they have cut some slack
Tho' OM moment, they're yet to do

By An

OM moment, Anjana's moment,
They for sure will make a mess,
Just like the Ek Pal moment,
It will cause great distress... 😆

By Aruna

Ek pal moment, need not be one
Many together can make the "one"

OM moment could be the one
When Arjun buys a fake one
An OM, just like Arohi's one.

By An

You mean to say same pinch one,
Aruna just poured cold water on
Anjana's wait for a beautiful moment,
Wait now for the wrath that will fall on you... 😆😆😆

Aruna

Beautiful it is, if you think it one
As Arjun searches all chor bazaar
And sifts thru' OM's hazaar
For one befits his beloved one

By An

What a waste of time and class
Looking for an imitation of OM
In a chor bazaar of all the places,
Let him wait for the peaceful moment of OM.

By Anjana

The Joker

If I could sing, I would,
To sing about how I feel,
Of the pain of loss, and loneliness,
And the agony of lost appeal;

If I could write, I would,
Of a life that seems a lifetime away,
Of sweet happiness, warm and ethereal,
And warm love, each and every day;

But all I am is just a joker,
A comedian in disguise.
You think I'm strong; that I don't care,
But the joker hides the tears inside.

-W.D Perera

By Anjana

Ganga ke saat pineapplecut punji hai,

so yeh definitely cut and paste promo hai

dialogue woh bhi laagta bahut purana hai😛

By Anjana

Ajnabhi, meray kaun ho tum?
kabhi sikhaya tha smile
kabhi bin maanga pyaar
aab dehte ho muhje dua
shukriya meray bhagwaan

By Anjana

have learned my lesson

So, no more torture session

not with the one they call Ekta

I cannot tolerate more jhatka

When she promises "hatke"

I now know she means "Bhatke"

Kabhi director toh kabhi actor

sabs ke sabse nuclear reactor

Warning sign dekho and rukho

varna bahut bura halaath, oh no!

By Anjana

@N:

Aab tum wada kiya toh nibhana zaroor

Dil ke joh dukhi usko mat karo majboor

Varna woh Apna rama katha kardega shuru

Tab phir hum sab kahenge chodo o love guru

Galti hogayee humse joh hum ne kuch maanga

Humko na ho hona isse kahani ka Pagal Ganga

By Nupur

Yeh waada Raha Sanam
Na Todenge kabhi Hum
Free Alcohol @ the Cafe Ka offer will be open
To every Vela Shayar of this forum!!!

By Anjana

@N:

Only to Vela Shayar's of this forum

Me not included so, i leave forum

share my bad shayari at the BT fair

they seem to like slackers there

it will be good cure for my ill health

although i will be lacking in wealth

i will finally be able to nap on job

not have to worry about uncle bob

By An

Punji is like... itni bhi jaldi kya hai
abhi break dance karna hai,
Answer to hai mere pass,
Par batane ka mood nahi hai... 😆😆😆

By Aruna

Here's a punji "gana"

joker bana kaidi
yeh kaise kab hua
Har baat jiski hain chua
Tho saaza uski lagegi hame
yeh kaise kab hua

By Anjana

Law BIN LOGIC:-)....

Ganga bin Gyan

Sur bin TAAL

Arohi bin OM

Punji ki Phaasi

Humko ayee Haasi

By Anjana

Punji 10th Padav se ghira

Aur pauch gaya seeda jail

Aapko paatha hey kyun?

Woh itna hilta jhulta joh hai

Shayad K.S. aur Arohi ko

Apple bageecha mai dekh ke

AP ka pair thora phisalgaya

Usse laaga haath mai cell hai

MU mai pull kar diya woh trigger

By Anjana

let us be a foil and actually creative

the hitenites are changing his nappy

As they are no doubt very unhappy

his jawab will undoubtedly lack reason

no need for us to seek it for that reason

By Aruna

Kya is pal ke liye humne time barbad ki
Jab Ganga bolegi main hoon na
Par Punji kahega main to jaonga

By Anjana

Humare paas spare time tha

Isliye humne kiya thor time pass

Humari ghalat family thi yeh tragedy hai

Laagta hai yeh horror yaa comedy hai

joh bhi hai "muft" hai, so leh liye

aab pachtana hai, toh jhalao diya

banchao tum aap devdas ki paro

ya mohabharata ka arjun ka krishna

Joh bhi ho yeh toh behti ganga hai

uski rukh tum aab nahi badal sakte

By Anjana

Jisse ko diya tha woh lecture

woh khud aaj class bunk kiya

Punji ka bhi pair philsalgiya

hum kyun bane mahaan??

By An

Punji was walking bare feet,
Bata ne bhi kar diya tata,
Bechara kaha phaas gaya,
Bas ab time to say final tata... 😆

By Minnie

Chaha maine dekhna Arjun ko jail mein
Yeh to jaldi pahuch gaya court mein
Court ne sunai saza-e-maut
Ganga arre arre sunoo karti bas gayi laut?

By An

Ganga jee self-proclaimed pest thi,
Book deal ke liya khoda Punji ko,
Ab woh chal de Himalaya darshan par,
Punji ko bol, tumhara pyaar karoon gi mein amar... 😆

By Minnie

Punji was a part-time joker
Didnt think he'd be a sucker
Ganga fleeced him
KS jailed him
Where is Arohi I ask
Hmm.. I think she's still dancing in the park 😆

By An

You ask, and only ask,
Aditi bhi only ask, and ask,
Do some digging task,
And, fill an empty flask,
Arohi is eating corn-flakes

Do not Disturb her,
She is his empire's heir,
Thinking about him from far,
Playing a love game in the fair,
With Karu without any fear... 😆

By Minnie

Dig, dig Punji will dig
A grave very big
Jump in for the one he love
Flown away have the doves
He needs a doctor not a lawyer
Someone to tell him honey.. its over

By An

Honey is minting money,
Here is from dynasty of monkey,
Acting like a vagabond donkey,
Love makes you do crazy things,
But killing is not part of the bargain,
Let him jump, enter folklore as gain,
Fit to be memory, not someone's honey...

By Minnie

Usse chahiye Hamdard ka Tonic Pyar Bhara.. 😆😆.. me just continued Punji ke life ka jingle.. 😉😆😆

Jail mein sad raha hun main fool baasi
Lag rahi hai mujhko jaldi phaasi
Mommy ke diya mujhe bhula
Daddy sharab khatam karne mein laga
Arohi padi OM ke piche
Sallu latka Vandy-Purvi ke beech mein 😆😆

By An

Mein chala bas chala,
Thodi aur baachi hai meri dastaan,
phir mein chala sabko kar alvida,
Sun lo ab akhri panno ki kahani,
Phir pe lena mere matke se pani... 😆

By Minnie

Punji nahi jayega noose ke paas bhi behna
Dekhi hai uske Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna
Ayegi Arohi inspired from Nach Baliye
Gayenge dono Rock and Roll Sohniye 😆

By An

Mat karo yesha aatyachaar,
Phir se mat dalo matke ka paani,
Mere saare khile-khile armaano par,
Jaane do usse aapni yatra par,
Alvida ka akhiri padav karne do usko par... 😆😆😆

By Nupur

@ An
Arre Dil-E-nadaan itna atyachaar na kaar
Bina Reason par Punji ka kaam tamaan na kaar

By An

Punji to bas ke chota mohra hai,
Irada to pure jahan ko tamaam karne ka hai... 😊

By Nupur

Zamaane ko deekhana hai.....
Sadist Ka yeh naya Model se milwana hai! 😆

By An

Zamaana to khada doom ke door par,
Usko bas intezaar aapne date ka,
Sadist ke liya time kaha, woh to milne chala,
Aapne aapne model ke pass... 😆

By Nupur

Yeh Nirashaa Ka andhkaar Kyon?

Ek time woh Bhi aayega......
Jab Log tumka dekh ke bolenge...
Woh jaa rahi An the sadist....
Aur Lambi katar me khade ho kar tumhara Auto graph lenge!

By An

Sab Graph ki galti hai,
Kabhi upar, kabhi niche,
Sab kar diya unbalanced,
Aur chod gayee kitno ke peeche... 😆

Mera kya hai... katar lambi hai,
Aur yeha bahot garmi hai,
Me will drink nimboo pani,
And, show the right door to knock,
Milegi waha hamari Nups superwoman... 😆

By Nupur

Minnie....

A bird in hand is better than two in bush....
But the idea of two makes me get in the line & push!

By Anjana

Law bin Logic

Ganga has no Gyaan

Kahani ka nahi koi hal

Editor phir kam par soh rahey

Creatives nahi - belagaam ghade

Inke Sur mein nahi koi Taal

Punji ko hogayee Phaasi

Arohi aab koh gayee

NDTV kardo "OM Shanti OM"

By Viss

Na dekha iss tarah nazarono ko..

Na dekha hai unn baharon ko....

Bas uss EK PAL ki khwahis ki hai..

Ki jisme sadiyon ka pyar ho...

Bas usi ek chahat mai..Sab chhod diya humne...

Ke uska aana zaruri hai...Jiska intezar ho...

By Aruna

KMH bada hatke hain
Soap Queen ko bi confound kiya
Jo bakbak karne si nahi rukti
Uska bhi bolti band kiya 😆😆😆

By Anjana

Chain se jiye raha tha mein zindagi

Tum aaye aur rangedi meri zindagi

Badaldi tumne dekhne ka hi nazaariya

Mujhe tumse bas itna mohabbat hai

na jaan dene ka nor lehne ka gham hai

mujhe bhagvan se bhi koi shiqwa nahi

usne joh tumse milne ka mouqaa diya

By Minnie

Sau din KMH ke huye poore
Issi ke saath Adde ke irade badle
Punji ko latka ke phasi par
Chale sab dhoondne naya ghar
Bewafaai karo to Adde jaisi
Niklo toh sab wholesale main

By An

Kill Punji Mission is near Completion,
Let's go and bring some crackers,
To celebrate the biggie Occasion, 😊

By Aruna

July still far away
Some more torture yet to come
Punji's tale bound to start again
We no more want to hear a word 😆

By An

You just said again,
Do not tell me that again,
Mary-Go-Round makes me dizzy,
Want to move away from the frenzy... 😆

By Aruna

Again & again it happens
Soaps go in circles
U wonder this tale's middle
Or this be start or end
As they all tend to blend

By An

A beginning has an end,
It's the usual life trend,
Soaps do not follow the norm,
They wind-up in the middle,
And head towards the finished dorm ... 😊

By Minnie

Should I get some sparklers
May be some flower pots
Lets make it a night of fireworks
The day they end Punji's dumb waterworks
Let it be sooner I say
We can begin the party hooray!

By Aruna

sadist An & minnie
girls, its not a ruse
punji's up on a noose
Party talks such times,sounds very loose!

By Minnie

Punji's noose will come loose
He'll soon turn into a goose
Quack quack Arohi I love you
Arohi the shrew says get lost
Before I turn you into a stew 😉

By An

Minnie, Minnie, why you spoiling the party,
Let him be free and follow his forefathers,
He will be in heaven and watching the girl,
Do not take away his right to be an eternal sentry... 😊

Minnie

You cant be called heartless by anybody
You're giving him a job offer
Heavens need a back-up dancer
Punji keep your pink tutu ready! 😉😆

By An

Dancer, oh girl, heaven says,
We going to fall on your head,
What did you suggest now,
Punji showing his Punjance,
We closing before he sways 😆

By Minnie

No Punjance you say
What to do with the tutu Punji says
A nice pink fabric of lace
Oh shame its going to waste
May be he'll wear it for Arohi's opening number
Everyone's a sucker for an item number 😆

Aruna

Bewafa hum nahin woh hain
Jo legaye KMH ko gutter mein
Hum tho phir bhi aah liye baithe the
Kab ayegi KMH phir raste mein

posted by Agas

Dont Quit

When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging seems all up hill,
When the funds are low and the debts are high,
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest if you must, but don't you quit.

Life is queer with its twists and turns,
As everyone of us sometimes learns,
And many a failure turns about
When he might have won had he stuck it out;
Don't give up, though the pace seems slow -
You might succeed with another blow.

Often the goal is nearer than
It seems to a faint and faltering man,
Often the struggler has given up
When he might have captured the victor's cup.
And he learned too late, when the night slipped down,
How close he was to the golden crown.

Success is failure turned inside out -
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt -
And you never can tell how close you are,
It may be near when it seems afar;
So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit -
It's when things seem worst that you mustn't quit.

- Unknown -

By Anjana

You didnt take the HIGH ROAD with GARBAGE

But, left PUNJI as khachra outside cafe sidewalk

Yeh Swami ka abandonment aur ghor tauhin tha

Now don't pretend you his loyal and loving sevak

Even your footer, now screams a different story

Then there is your new found Federer ka AV

By An

Hang Man,
Do it soon Man 😆

By Anjana

All is fair in love n' war

as for quality n' quantity

you got your quanity

you just didn't want it

so, you left it us - quality

consider it god's equality

Aruna

You can't leave one for another
'this what you learnt?
KMH the great teacher of love
Says leave them all for the noose

By Nupur

Na Maa ka pyaar se,
Na Daddy ka maar se,

Na Salil ki fatkaar se,
Na Arohi ki inkaar se....

Aur na hi chapplon ki bauchar se

PUNJI jaise aashiq sudhrenge toh,
RAKHI ke hathiyaar se.....!!!! 😆😆😆

By Anjana

I went up for a meeting - just to be seen😉

Cameback and saw Arjuhi on my screen

They are unworthy of being background

And I daily give them my TV foreground

Arjun's ram kahani going round round

BT ka team going further underground

Plz give me reasons to stick around

By Anjana

@Karishma...

Yeh Kya Ganga style senti bin logic reasons

Aur kaha se aayegeh more new kmh friends

Doctors kya LCD lagaa rakehey hai MA mai?

yaa tumko aab jail mein penpals banana hai?

Ekta ko nahi pata "hatke" ka matlab

Nim Sood nahi janta Fashion ka F

Vikas Gupta koh nahi aata kahaani

Pooja Gor nahi hai kabhi jealous

Mukul ko nahi aata aaj kal likhna

Aur Ganga koh nahi aata padna

Arjun ke paas nahi hai koi logic

Sirf pyaar ka gana hum karta hai

Arohi hamesha hoti hai beh izzat

hum par hoti hai ghor atyachar

Dosto ne banadia humko lachar

By Nandz

Inspired by the Scooby doo theme song, for the 100 the episode.

Ganga , Lawyer ho , toh where were u ? It's too late to anything now.

Daku dad and MI, Where Are You? We need some help from you now.

Arohi and Karan Singh, Where Are You? You got to save Punji somehow.

Still singing the same song, in all the parks? We need some help from you now.

Come on Punji dude , we see you... pretending you are murderer

But you're not fooling us, cause we can see,

With your hilling and jhulling

The bullet from u're gun could never hit anyone,

So forget about killing!

We know you got a mystery to solve, So Ganga Ganga go ,

Be ready for your act. Don't hold back!

By Neha

Tum Aisa mujhse rooth jauogi, Aisa socha na tha
Main tumhe itna paas paakar bhi, chu na saku Aisa socha na tha

Tumhare liye H & M se Joker banoonga, Aisa socha na tha
Tumhare bakwaas sun sunke mere kaan pak jayenge, Aisa socha na tha

Kuch bhi kaho, Lekin mera yeh junoon kabhi nahi thamega
Tum mujhse bichad ke bhi, saasein chal rahe hai, Aisa socha na tha

Bahut hogaya mere pyaar ka charcha
sathyanas hojayega mere prem kahani ka, Aisa socha na tha

100th episode thak aake bhi, gala sukne wali baat kisiko pata na chala
Abhi thak jail mein sadoonga , Aisa socha na tha

By Aditi

Suno suno suno suno yeh ajab kahani

Ek tha ladka aur theen uski sau deewani

Uski ek ek muskaan par woh marti thi

Par uske hairstyle aur costume par hasti thi

Uske expressions par woh aah bharti thi

Par uske hilne jhulne par apna sar patakti thi

Suno suno suno suno yeh ajab kahani

Ek tha ladka aur theen uski sau deewani

Karta tha woh ladka ek ladki se pyaar

Aur karti theen woh deewani us din ka intezaar

Mil jayenge jab ladka ladki ek dooje se kar ke ikraar

Pyaar hua , ikraar hua , phool khile bahar aayi

Par yeh kya , ekdum se, kahan se ,kaali ghata chayi

Suno suno suno suno yeh ajab kahani

Ek tha ladka aur theen uski sau deewani

Pyaar ko diya na mauka , kha baitha ladka dhoka

Ladka ladki bahut paas hokar bhi door ho gaye

Bechaari deewaniyon ke dil toot gaye

Phir shuru hua gajab ka khel , jiska tha na koi mel

Suno suno suno suno yeh ajab kahani

Ek tha ladka aur theen uski sau deewani

Ladka karne laga nadani , karta tha woh manmaani

Dukhata tha dil woh ladki ka , aur roti theen deewani

Deewani theen usse naraaz , kar rahi theen woh aitraaj

Ladka samajh na paaya , kyuni uss par tha daku daddy ka saya

Suno suno suno suno yeh ajab kahani

Ek tha ladka aur theen uski sau deewani

Deewaniyon ne maangi dua , jiska khoob asar hua

Ladke ki akal theekane aa gayi, deewaniyon ki kismet jag gayi

Par aankh jab khuli sapna toot gaya tha,

Pyaar ko bachane ke liye waada kar chukka tha

Ban chuka tha woh ladka sant, ho gaya tha romance ka ant

Suno suno suno suno yeh ajab kahani

Ek tha ladka aur theen uski sau deewani

Unki umeeden thi baaki , ek dooje ko woh behlaati samajhati

Aayegi is kahani mein phir se bahar, dekhne ko milega thoda sa pyaar

Par mila na koi sahara , door ho gaya kinara, Ab hai charo taraf andhera ,

Ho jayegi ladke ko phaansi . soch kar chayi hai udaasi

Suno suno suno suno yeh ajab kahani

Ek tha ladka aur theen uski sau deewani

Woh na chhodengi ladke ka saath , karti hain woh pyaar ki ibadat

Phir na poochna doston ki.........hain kitni mohabbat

By Aruna

Adde ki shaan
Ria/Anu ke naam
karishma kare pakwan
Jab Anjana deti gyan
Kare writers se yud ki eilan
Kahani khatm hojaye, hogi vardaan
Aur Adde pe hui, KMH badnam

Mistaken by KMH

A mistake first time
Can be ignored
A second time
Can be forgotten
A third time
Can be forgiven
A fourth time
And the mistake is a crime
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Suno KMH ki kahani
Adde walo ki jubani
Punji ko hua Arohi se pyar
Kare woh usse ikrar
Phir hoyi dhono se bhool
Shayad tha dono ka guroor
Punji ko hua jab sach ka ehsaas
Pane gaye Arohi ka vishwas
Punji ne kiya pyar ka khayal
Aur kehdi Arohi se apne dil ka haal
Yeh thi pyar ki kahani
Adde ki jubani

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And then the love bloomed:
The romance,
oh so dewy fresh
He held her hand,
skipped our hearts a beat

But then the storms beckoned:
blew away their love,
drenched their hearts,
threw them sunder.
See love's demise, we rue.

Moments

by Tulli

---- Inspiration: Arjun's words to Arohi..."Tum jaanti ho Arohi? Is duniya mein sab se khubsoorat aankhen tumhaari hain. Main in mein aansoon nahin dekh sakhta hoon." Tumhaari in aankhon mein, mujhe mil gaya ek jahaan, Inke gehraayi mein doob kar, mujhe duniya ki khabar kahaan. Inhe paane ki tamanna ne, mujhko pahuncha diya hai wahaan, Tere ehsaas ke sivaiy, aur kuch nahin hai yahaan. Tere pyaar ki junoon mein, aandhi banke maine bujhaiye, Wohi nazar jin mein main basta thha, jinke sapne sajaiye. Ab un lamhon ko tarasta hoon jo maine thhe mitaiye, Jin aankhon ko nammi di thhi, woh khud mujhe rulaiye. Akela chal rahaa hoon main, yoon mujhse rooth chuke hain sab, Par tere pyaar ki saugat hai ke mere saath aa khadaa hai Rab. Tujhko paane ki talab nahin, teri aankhon mein jee rahaa hoon ab, Jo lautaa doon inki roshni, to sukoon aajayega tab.

By Lavz

moment for me in KMH vil b d scene

when arjun asks for ek pal frm his naya dost God.....

i wd like to add a small note which is reflecting arjuns pov....

"thumne sikhaya hume ki pyaar kya hai........

aur ab...hum sikhayenge duniya ko.....

ki pyaar ko nibhathe kaise hai....."

By Sanjukta

khudko chanta lagane ko karta hain dil

KMH ko dump karne ka idea nahi manta hai dil

patience level girne lagi, ekta pe gussa badhne lagi

phirbi AP ki deewangi chhagayi is kadar

adda bandh na ho jaye dua mange hazar baar

kaise kahein kaisi yeh auto-majboori hain

haye majboori hain

By Anjana

Hum kaisey kahey Yeh?

humain kitani mohabbat hai

Arjuhi se aur Addians se bhi

SO, shukriya ap saab se hai

KK, KK, Ekta or BT ko bhi

Aruna

Phasi kiski... KMH ki?

tayar khade hum
phasi ki liye
Phande pe latke hain
Keechne ke liye 😆

By Anjana

@Adda: i know i should care...

Punji ka Phaasi..

Arohi ka Bebasi

muhje parva nahi

sirf aati hai haasi

inke PR ka kamal

kitna pathetic hai

kaha hai dhamal?

😆

By Anjana

Khon kiya murder

Aur kiska hua death

yeh kissi ko pata nahi

trp low- latga do phaasi

Par saach to yeh hai

ki khoon toh hua hai

humari armaano ka

khon kiya yeh rangooli?

koi uncreative ne shayad

joh hua woh rab ki marzi

kash koi sunta humari dua

par yeh hai ek sabzi mandi

Aruna

Phasi ki nahin shikayat
Kahani bhi shayad teekh hoti
Par kahani dekhene mein ho gayi gadbad

By Anjana

mohabbat kaise karenge yeh

Aab kuch dekhne ka waqt nahi

murder mystery solve karne ki jaldi

varna latgeh joh pyaar mein pagal punji

By Raga

Anjana u frget abt that om pal yaar...😆..i am sure arohi wil nt giv it to arjun...😃...i told na earlier... she will hav new accessories..and leave this..arjun wil pick up...
u said maa ki nishani na...
uski sapna hain singing star banna...
sapne ke aage majboor hojayagi..
hume dubara sapnonke baare mein lecture degi.
..om locket ke liye royegi..
.phir humari sardard shuru hogi...

By Aruna

murder mystery ko side mein rakho
pyar ka scenes pe lapko
hero ko kabhi na hoti phasi
Reason shayad hoga waise bhasi

By Anjana

Raga...

u laugh at my dard

Punji kaise mard?

Pyaar ke liye betaab nahi

Par bolta, karta hum ishq

Yeh zindagi teri hai sanam

Deh dunga mein yeh duniya

Karlunga mein gunah bhi

Par humain itna dum nahi

ke phir I love you bole tumse

By Agas

This is from me: bye bye .....

Har Ghadi Badal Raha Hai KMH ki kahani
Arjun Hai Kahhi Hai whali hai Arohi ....
Har Pal Adda me Jee Bhar Liko
Jo Hai Comments Kal Ho Na Ho

Likae Jo Adde pe Poore Dil Se
Milta Hai Woh Mushkil Se
Creative Jo Koi Kahin Hai
bas Vahi Sabse Un-creative hai
Addae ke Haath ko Tum Thaam lo ...
Adda Meherbaani Kal ho na ho

By Agas

My heart feels like touching you all the time

and wants to own you all the while

mad I am about you

as you fill my breath with your fragrance

my heart is all crazy abt you

as even with closed eyes I feel your presence

How do I tell you ......

This is the depth of my love for you ......

By An

@Anjana:

Arohi ne pehna Vikram ka mukut,
Punji bechara ban gaya Betal mama,
Arohi kare sing love ke bhajan,
Punji bajaya Harmonica,
Dono ghume Mumbai ke
Concrete Jungle Mein,
Punji bataya Ganga Mata Ki Kahani,
Arohi bole... tum kyon gaya marr ... 🤣

By An

Just when I thought,
Flowers of love will bloom,
You were busy planning,
A new game of doom... 😊

Aruna

The game of doom
Hit us with a boom
Faster then a racer's vroooom
Can't you sense Adda's gloom? 😆

Anjana of Adda is sad,
I can sense her gloom,
Why are they doing the bad,
Crushing a dreamer's OM dream

Aruna

Anjana don't be sad,
Infact u should be glad
Make u r own OM story
And get over your fury 😆

Create your own beauty,
Sprinkle on it favorite gems,
Never ever bother about random duty,
You will get your memorable gems... 😆

Aruna

Creating your own beauty
Requires a bit of sense
Work on it as a duty
And it turns into nonsense 😆😆😆

am stupid
You are a fool,
Someone is an idiot,
Everyone is nonsense... 🤣🤣🤣

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Sense never makes sense
Its' always nonsense that counts,
Never ever trust your sense,
It's will ditch you on all counts 😆😆

Aruna

Lot more then common sense
Take Love, for instance
Brings to life an essence
And never feels like a penance

Love is an essence, but
Devoid of common sense,
Often you end up being a nut,
And willingly give-up good sense 😆

By Anjana

@Anu - the Soap Queen is ready to pack her bags... for real this time:

This show is simply BAD 🤢

there is no mazaa to be HAD

KMH is no longer the FAD 😕

Let's just kill the pathetic CAD

Yeah, it might be rather SAD😭

But, I am now way past MAD😡

I don't care if he killed DAD🥱

Its no longer Hatke or RAD😛

TRP cannot be fixed with fake IED 😲

And i have nothing more to ADD 😳

They will take your Crap idea

and think its super fantastic good

that's how the low the standard is

the aim is not now for the stars

but, for the depths of patala

Aruna

Love needs no common sense
Nut in love is a presence
Searing all in its essence
Love makes you, feel immense 😆

Aruna

Anjana don't be mad
know, you feel u been had
Shows are only a fad
Don;t last long, so don't be sad

Crap is good
For brains of wood
Crap's their food
But just cannot keep us glued

By Viss

Der Se laga par badi zor se laga...

Chalo achcha huva kabhi to laga..

Now i can sing..

Chaanta laga...hay laga...

By Anjana

Karti hu mein dua

dil se maangti hu

tumhari muraat ab

hojaye saab puri

Hiten ko mil jaye

phir se ek moqaa

humko taang kiya

humain haasaya bhi

KMH ko maat chodo

Humari duniya aapki

chale jhao geh tum

toh laagega adoori

By Anjana

Muhje kuch puchna hai tumse
Kya tum maaf kar dogi muhje
haan ya na yeh karo tum faisla
Sirf tum meeta sakhti ho faasley
Chao to dedo saza ke liye phaasi

Chao to dedo ek aur nakchari haasi
tumhari har marzi sar aankon par

By Anjana

Punji ko chod hum nahi jana chaate

Par woh khud chodna chaata hai duniya

Ektamaa tahn liye hai ki KMH ko Karengi Khatam

Hum khon hote hai unhe rokhne wale?

By Anjana

Pyaar main hey abaad(i)
Ishq kar diya muhje fanaa
Mera mohabbat aab ibaadat
Tu zidh nahi - mera zindagi
Diya tum - Deewana mein
Jhalke roshan karu duniya
Bas itni mohabbat hai tuhjse

By Shreya (mchopra)

Pyaar

Kitni ajab paheli hai yeh pyaar,

Kabhi deta khushi to kabho zakhm har baar.

Pyaar toh hai khuda ka dusra naam,
Toh kyon karte hain log ise badnaam.

Kyon nahi samjhi pyaar ki gehrai kisi ne,
Tabhi toh toot gaye saare saath dekhe the jo sapne.

Pyaar mein na hoti oonch neech,
Pyaar toh keval mitata nafrat do dilon ke beech.

Kyon pyaar ko koi sambhaal nahi pata,
Koi lut jaata toh koi gavaa deta.

Pyaar toh har zakhm meetha lage,
Uski hansi se he suraj uge'

Pyaar kyon deta hai itne zakhm
Ki na chahte hue bhi ho jati hain aankhen nam.

Pyaar mein dard bhi hai,pyaar mein hai khushi,
Toh kisi ke chehre par ek jhuti hansi.
Is pyaar ne kitno ko ek naya jeevan diya
Toh isi ke zakhmo ne saraa jeevan le liya.

Pyaar ne toh badal diya duniya dekhne ka nazariya
Tabhi toh khoobsurat lage is ka hare k basera ....

By Aditi

we can also say is show mein

sur to hai par taal nahin,
sawaal to hain par jawaab nahin......

kahani ko sahi kar de aisi creatives ki majaal nahin
ban gaya hai jee ka zanjaal yahi 😆

English version for the complete song that KS sings
By Agas

Hindi Version as in KMH that KS sings in Remix:

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Tumko chuke bhi chune ko karta hia dil,
Pake bhi pane ko karta hai dil,
Awaargi aane lagi ,
Sansoo mein khusboo chahne lagi
Dil pe dewanagi chah gai is kadar,
Band ankhoon se bhi mujhko aiye nazar,
Kaisai kahein hame kitni mohabbat hai,
haan mohabbat hai,

Ratho me chand bankar chandini bekeer do .......
tumahe dekhar main janoo go ....use sawar dun
har gadi kwaishae bus tumahari rahe
yeh kashish yunhi kayam rahe umar bhar
Kese kahein humein kitni mohabbat hai
Kitni mohabbat hai

mohanbhaat bari lamhioon ki hai hasin kahaniyan oh ......
pyar ke liyae he humko milli zindganiyaan
pyar hi zingadi ...pyar hi hai kudha ......
yun he chalte tee rahi pyar ki ...........
Kese kahein humein kitni mohabbat hai
Kitni mohabbat hai

English Version for Arjun:

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My heart feels like touching you all the time
and wants to own you all the while
mad I am about you
you fill my breath with fragrance
heart is crazy abt you
even with closed eyes I feel your presence
How do I tell you ......
This is the depth of my love for you ......

You shine in the night like a moon
For me you always look like a boon
All the thoughts are only yours
Let life be always only yours
How do I tell you ......
This is the depth of my love for you ......

Love is all about beautiful stories
Love is the reason we get these memories
Love is Life m Love is God
Let Love be always Beloved
How do I tell you ......
This is the depth of my love for you ......

Aruna

Dimaag lagane ke liye
Dimaag ki jaroorat hoti hain
KMH mystery solve karne ke liye
Dimaag band karne ki jaroorat hain

Who does serious poetry here... 😆Crappy serial ke liya crappy poetry ... 😆

Switches ko use karo,
On and off karo, phir dekho kamal,
Na dimaag ki zaroorat na dil ke,
Bas ideas hone lagenge fuse... 😆😆😆

Aruna

Yeh kaise prem kahani hain
Jisme phasi ka phanda hain
Manna padha, Pyar karne ka yeh style
Thoda jyaada hi hatke hain 😆😆

Aruna

yeh kaisa Arohi ka chanta
Jisse bhi lagta, woh use pass on karta
Aur yeh KS bhi bada besharam
Jisko chanta bhi acha lagta

Kitne Chate hai,
Chant, Chant, Chant,
For no rhyme or reason,
bas chante hi chante hai... 😆

Aruna

Chanta lagta hain usse
Dard hota hain hume
yeh KMH ke gumne
Humme detective bana diya

Bechara Punji ka lagta hai Dil toot gaya,
Arohi ne usko Football samajh kick-out kar diya,
Punji ab kya karega, murder karega ya suicide attempt,
Lagta hai dono saath mein karega aur pahuch jaayega jail.. 😆

Aruna

Punji ko hain aakal nahin
Shayad gaya tha ghas khane
Dil ka haal kehta office mein
Phir bhajan karega jaake ghar apne

Punji ban gaya hai Cow,
Grass khane mein hai magan,
Akal to thi nahi uske pass,
Ab hosh bhi ho gaya hai gum... 😆

Aruna

Makhi KS ke gal pe
One pest on another
AP ne maara thapad
Shayad makhi ke gaal pe 😆😆

By Anjana

Intezaar hogiya aab kaafi

Gunah ke maango maafi

Pyaar kiya to karo ishaar

ishq ko maat karo inkaar

Chodo aapni yeh sharam

Ban jaaoo tum besharam

pyaar main ho jaao fanaa

Kardo aaj ishq behpaanaa

Anjana this one is for you:

Seven colors just opened the gates,
After a cloudy long interlude,
It poured again, love is smiling again,
Give me your hand, I want to show you,
Myriad hues asking you to trust me,
Listen to the beats, it's singing again,
Love is smiling again, it's raining again,
I am in love again, when did I stop loving you,
Love is telling you, I never ever stopped loving you
I love you my pristine beauty... love you,
Let the rainbow tell you my story again... 😊

By Harshita

When you hold me and look into my eyes,

I see all the pain that you hide,

Walls you don't let me bridge ,

Warmth in heart you never share,

All I want to tell you then is,

Please don't look away, I am there...

And then abruptly you shun me

And say that you don't care,

I still look at you,

I do so,for I see a longing in your eyes..

Something that tells me...

You don't want to let go of me,

Saying things you have never said,

Feelins you would never express...

Volumes- that your heart speaks and my heart understands,

An unsaid bond our souls comprehend,

And then, I know, I've always known it all...

What eyes can't see, but the hearts recall,

A love deep enough to connect our souls,

To transcend all boundaries... Known, Unknown....

Anut

Base toote khwab tere meri aankhon mein
Bahe tere dil ka dard mere aansuon mein
Aisa koi zakham na hoga tere zahn par aaj
Jo hua na ho beasar guzarkar mere duaaon se

Flutter Flutter, but why should I fly,
When I can use a simple trick, knock you down,
Hit your leg, make you fall like a lamboo fly
There you will be grounded like a clown... 😆

Minnie

More than me you do fall
I do enjoy that helpless call
I get to maro a full on chance
You dont miss the opportunity to join the dance

Tam, Tam me the Princess bee
Will sting you and give you my slaps,
Tam, Tam, Chance for a Dance,
Dare not think of Punjance, I am 4' O Clock,
Touch me not, will make you overflowing Dam,
Tam, Tam, Tam, Tam... 🤣

Minnie

Put Ms Tam Tam in a pram
She needs a stroll in the park
Oh she's scared of the dark
May be Punji can join in with his chubbies
After all he too is still in his Huggies.. 😉😆

Punji got lost in a jungle,
Ms. Tam Tam singing Dam Dam,
Find my Huggies wala Chubby,
Twist his ears and make him material hubby... 😆

Minnie

How do you turn a dufus into a hubby
He cant even give a decent huggy
May be he is indeed a dummy
A kiss will turn surely turn him back to froggy.. 😆

Froggy Punji fears a kiss,
Hugs like a rakhi brother,
Never goes out with a new miss,
What if she kisses him like a mother 😆

Aruna

This game of hubby
Is getting very grubby
You think he's a baby
Or just too shabby hubby 😆😆

Minnie

He's not a hubby
He's just a froggy
Keeps jumping from the rock
Phudak Phudak Phudak

Anjana

Though my mind said no

My foolish heart said YES

But, I have learnt my lesson

the one you taught me well

I no longer trust my heart

trusting it can only cause hurt

Kuch palo ka saath tha,
phir khamosiyo ne de dastak,
bhor ka intezaar karte-karte,
thak gayee meri aankhen,
Par woh lamhe phir na aaye wapas...

Shreya (mchopra)

Lines from arjun:

kitani ajeeb bbat hai na

jab pyaar tha,tab vishvaas nahi

aur ab jab vishvaas chahata hai

tab pyaar dur ja chuka hai

kyon pyaar ko khoya maine

kyon zindagi ki raahon mein akela choda maine

kya kabhi kismat degi mauka

ki hum dono ka naam saath jud saka..

Aruna

Bore bore
ka yeh kya hain shor
Punji ghar mein bana chor
Phir latkega phasi ke dor

Chor Machaya Shor,
Aaye khidki ke raste,
Jaaye darwaaze ke raste,
Pahuche Jail ke darwaaze 😆😆😆

Aruna

Anjana's changed her mind
Takes back her OM wish
while BT had put their minds on grind
And are ready now with the OM dish

OM moment or Punji murder
Which a bigger mystery, We wonder
Predict, both moments be one & same.
As Punji takes the murder blame
The OM changes hands during this game

Aruna

Punji fixes broken bones
As his "quack" skills, he hones
But Punji's lost all finesse
As he barely hangs on life's harness

Punji; Is the broken bones mender
But lets his broken heart go asunder

*quack: The local doctor/hakim kind of quack.. Not you, An the duck quacks kind 😉

Punji needs to fix his brains,
Then he can cure his broken heart,
Let him win over the girl again,
Otherwise, he will be stuck in a grain bin... 😆

Aruna

Punji's brains are on fire
Pours his heart with not a thought
To only build Arohi's ire
Loses all that he could have got 😆😆

Ask Punji what were you thinking,
Wooing the girl without blinking,
No wonder, you will soon be sinking,
Whereas, Arohi will be on a platform singing 😊😆

Aruna

Punji digs his own grave
As he utters again the magic word
But to retract his words , not so brave
why should he care if he's heard 😊

Magic word has lost its sheen,
You again hurt the girl with words,
Acting like a characterless mean,
Asking the girl to take out her sword ... 😊

Aruna

Words are magic when uttered once
Every word is like a pearl
Ponder deeply as to be uttered whence
Use it not to slander, or profanity to hurl

Never ever utter something,
That you'll regret later in letter,
Punji never believes in thinking,
And, writes his own story of blunder ... 😆

Aruna

Take care of what you utter
At times it can set hearts aflutter
Tho' in life's tale, can bring you down
Change many bonds in ways unknown

Aruna

Mosquito enters BT set
Looks around in amazement
This Shimla or Mumbai
Or this be future Dubai

Sits up on high fence
Watches a scene so intense
Edges closer to overhear
And ends up on KS's cheek

Anjana

i know i deserve your indifference

alas, I cannot ever be indifferent

whatever you do effects me too

so, please think before you do

Anut

Karan:
Yeh aankhen dekhkar hum saari duniya bhool jate hain

Lead me to gluttony with the hue of chocolate
With the gold, tempt me to greed
Rust colored fire,my anger they bait
Down with ochre, sloth unleashed
When cast bronze, envy leads me to hell's gate
Turn the lens sepia, my lust is freed
Sienna toned and they're my pride
What a multitude of sins you hide in those eyes!

Viss

@Mehr:

Hawaon me khushboo bikher deti hai

Tumhare foolonki barish..

saanso ko mehka jati hai

Tumhare foolonki baris..

Kuchh palon ko khas aur

khubsoorat banajati hai

Tumhare foolonki barish..

Anjana

Agar bhagvan ko dehna muhje shrap

toh mein dil se aab maangta hu dua

ke woh aise shrap ho joh ho vardhan

jaise kabhi urvashi ne diya arjun ko

Aruna

Wish once spoken is done
Then the wish cannot be undone
Like when you rub Aladin's lamp
Choose the wishes with care

Anjana

wishes cannot be undone

could be countermanded

on occassion, ammended

not to mention - shortened

Minnie

@Nupur:

Bhag hamare jage jo Nupur ji aye
Leke ganthiya aur patra ki potli
Aaj kal hai diet ka zamana
Kuch lo cal ho toh batao
Chai-farsan ki dukan ko chodo
Yahan aake chaa(n)t ka maja lo

Anjana

Har din badal rahey hey yeh kahani

Phir se humain KMH se mohabbat hai

Wapas agiya, Rekha Modi, writers ki rani

Upar se humain Vikas Gupta milgiya hai

Karan, Hiten, aur Kritica pehle se lajawab

God (E) humari dua ka aab diya sahi jawab

Phir bhi kuch umeed dil mein aab bhi baaki

Koi jake directors to peelado karak se coffee

editors ko bhi jaga do - kuch kam hai baaki

Aur sevai Poo aur Salil ko dedo sabko toffee

Minnie

Chai ke saath muft mein gyaan
Bad-ini se bat raha hai dhyaan
Bland food khana ho toh KMH dekho
Bina sur taal ki nautanki dekho

Nupur

Muft-Ka-gyaan
Karte hain hum bayan......
Le Lo Tum Chavaani ke Daam......!!!

Minnie

Muft ka gyan toh kyun de chavvanni daan?
Chavvani ki mallika toh hai Daaku An
Moksh chahiye toh chavvani ka moh ko chodo
Punji ke poongi bajane mein magn ho jao 🤣

Nupur

Hai toh Muft Ka Gyaan
But Chavvani ka Daan
Is Guru Dashina Meri Jaan!!

Yehi toh aadat hai tumhari Gaandi....
Sab cheezo ko literally le leti ho itni jaldi......😆

Minnie

@ Nupur -

Kahe ki dakshina jab Guru ho gaya bewafa
Dhokle ke aate main hai woh lapata
Hum toh hai bhai adat se majboor
Sudharna ho hame toh laut aiyega jaroor

Nupur

Yeh bass aisa he hai...
Take it or Leave it....
It's Called New Age Kit
It only permits
You to commit
And be a One Man hit!

Right now Uddhiyo Dhokla's are the months Flavor....
Wait for them to become dis-favor!!

Minnie

Pyar ho toh koi baat nahi
Yahan to izhar bhi hua nahi
Nikal pade dono nafrat ka chaaku lekar
Beta aur bahu chale Daaku ka naam roshan kar 😆

Nupur

E-Dost tu bhi likha kar shayari meri tarah
Tera bhi naam ho jayega.........
Log phekenge tujhpe ande aur tamatar......
Subah ke nashte ka kaam ho jayega...........!!! 😆😆😆

Minnie

Hum do saaste aur tikau shayar
Jama kar rahe hain ande aur tamatar
Ye ghor atyachar dekh kar bhag gaye asli shayar
Waise raat ke khane mein banade kya kachumbar??

Nupur

Why work so hard....
I tell you bygawd....

Jab aap ko Muft ke Gyaan ke saath saath
Hai Invitation to eat Gujju Kadi-Unddhiyo-Bhaat!!

So Apne Ande Tamatar
Rakho Bachakar
For KMH Creatives
Who are super Dhamakedaar!!!

Minnie

Kadhi ane Undhiyo manne bau bhave
Koi roj aake mujhe yeh sab khilaye 😳
Fukat ke ande aur tamatar na doongi main
Phatichar creatives jaye chullo bhar pani mein 🤣

Nupur

Muft Gyaan ka pradan ka baad
Aab baari hai Kadhi - Udhiyo aur Bhaat
Aur millega woh Chavvani Chai ke saath
Par Meri jaan Uske liya aana padega Chai-wali ki dukaan aaj raat!!!

Edited by adda-keepers - 16 years ago

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@adda-keepers

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Titles for Characters
-Anu

Bhudu-Gang : P&M media ke sare office staff...except ofcourse PUNJI & Miss Intelligent.

Bhudhu-Ram : Ya ya ...no one suits this title better than PUNJI ofcourse.

Dream-Boy of KMH : Salil and his dreams abt marriage, honeymoon ,bachein... who else suits this better.

Lover Boy of KMH : Ya ya again PUNJI ...

Nuisaince-Gang : Nuts, Sid.

Evil-Gang : DK(I hate to say this...but have to agree he is evil ). Paddy.

Bholu-Gang : Now u must be thinking who is bholu ya...ya... there is someone like that tooo...HP and Mohan Mittal.

Useless-Gang: All arohi's sisters, Brother and his wife.

Funny-Gang: Nikhil & DondZ.

Masoom-Girl : Miss Arohi sharma (listening to the word Masoom I burst out , but what to do PUNJI thinks she is masoom ).

Mother-India : Mrs Savitha Punj, She is perfect moyther india left her own son and dost ke betiyon ko paal posne keliye cheli gayi.

The Spike Up Drink Recipe

-Karishma

1) 1 spoon of eno
2) 1 cup of red bull
3) baking soda (o make it bubbly)
4) pepsi ( for the dark color)
5) one really confused evil character (who always has this packet of powder in her purse...juss needs a reason to use it)
6) one realy innocent loving character (who doesnt even taste a difference between a normal drink and a ekta spiked drink)

The Nups-An Dialogue on Arjun Punj

-Nupur and An

HE IS PERFECTION PERSONIFIED!!!!

~N~

HE IS A LEARNER: WILL ATTAIN PERFECTION AT THE END

A beautiful Thing is never perfect in the world ways!!!

~N~

BEAUTY LIES IN ITS IMPERFECTIONS

Only to Those who can see.....understand ......and appreciate this imperfection

btw what is once well done is done forever.

~N~

Perception Currently Differs, When there is Uniformity, We will Call it Work Well Done

It is one of the commonest mistake to consider that the limit to the power of our perception is also the limit of all that we perceive.......for example PUNJI"s perfection status!

There is no limit to this perception.......and no matter how & what we perceive, we may still never achieve uniformity in our perception on PUNJI"s perfection!

~N~

Limitation is innate, we hone some and let go some, but can we overcome all, I doubt that.

Arohi's Defense Hearing

-Anjana

My lady, if you permit after that elevator scene my client has provided the following demonstrations of love
(1) An Adorable Anagram for AP (repeat after me A=adorable, R=romantic, J=jovial, U=understandin, N=Naughty, P= Passionate )
(2) Has tweaked Mr. Punj's nose
(3) Has serenaded Mr. Punji with his first name 16 times orally n' once in writing while at the same time exploring the various meanings of Mr. Punj's name all during the course of an office meeting
(4) She has smiled adorably at him countless times
(5) She tried to return his jacket 3 times when he gave it to her to shelter her from the cold at the advice of his clueless love guru
(6) She did express concern that he was not feeling well when he was sneezing at the office and even offered to make do with tissues becuz it appeared that Mr. Punji required the handkerchief more
(7) She gave him an opportunity to kiss her (but Mr. Punj was a dodo about it)
(8) She did ask if kiss karna zaroori hai, but he aspires to be different kinda couple (what more could she do as sidda sadda Indian girl - she can't very well jump him like Nutts nah?) 9.) Although, he went overboard in his efforts with the umbrella, buttler, etc. while she was standing in line, she did tell Mr. Punj that his efforts were " "cute"
10.) Although, she did tease him about what she's told her Badimaa about him, the reason Badimaa knows Mr. Punj so well is becuz my client is always speaking of Mr. Punj
(11) My client has also actually admitted her love to a 3rd Party (Badimaa), which Mr. Punj has yet to do
(12) My client has expressed concern when Mr. Punj was standing outside in the heat because of her.
(13) My client has also articulated directly to Mr. Punj that she requires his moral support, saath, n' faith (nothing more).

My Lady - I hope that has restored some amount of faith in you regarding my client's deep abiding love for the pagal, possessive, passionate Mr. Punj.

Anu's Arrest Warrent

-Mehr

ARREST WARRANT

TO: Anu-reddy

From:Mumbai court of law

Plaintiff: Arjun

This is to inform you that u have been accused of toturing Mr AP with your ever increasing to-do list. Listed below are the various CRIMES on which you will have a trial on:

CRIME1: "Hil-Hil ke chaal ..both hands and legs on the body plsss"

Arjun: How many things you want me to CONCENTRATE on lady?? 😕 *hands on hips* apart from memorising my dialogues and bearing Aro who's YAWNING during our eyelocks *hits head on the table*

CRIME2: Sit steadily in the car

Arjun: Aro ko dhekhtey he I cant stop my hilofying *embarassed* 😳

CRIME3: eyes need rest use a cucumber

Arjun: ok I'll consider that

CRIME4: Hit the gym...PUNJ mansion's GYM is perfect

Arjun: *muttering* need permission from Ekta Ma'am 🤔

CRIME5: Smile sometimes still fake pls improve

Arjun: I'm working on that ALREADY *disappointed* 😕

CRIME6: pls pls I beg u... never ever sing on screen.... ***watch SBS , u will know what Iam talking abt***
Arjun: ab Aro nay itnay pyaar say ☺️ kaha thaa mein mana kaisay kerta 😳

CRIME7: Guitar se cricket nahin kelhthe ***I love cricket ,so pls dont play cricket with guitar ***

Arjun: acha..mein toh Aro ko impress kernay ki koshish ker raha thaa 😕

CRIME8: fight for NUPUR in NO-PUNJI-LAND which is enough sazaa for NUPUR..

Arjun: WHAT? 😲 Ban my Punji ki kunji from punjiland so that all the customers DIE out of hunger? 😭

CRIME9: To do list is sending Jitters to PUNJI back home in Mumbai..and he must be having nightmares as u said

Arjun: YES! I'm having nightmares 🥱...proof: my baggy eyes *sigh*

CRIME10: Anu bowled over by KS ... He is truly amazing, funny , witty, humorous ,good looking. Just would love to see more of him... .

Arjun: I thought you were loyal to "me" *raised eyebrow*

CRIME11: Poor guy we commented abt his mobile, so kept it aside and couldnt live like that. Today he had his mobile still his hands were all restless ...

Arjun: still restless because of your To-do list..arrrgh 🤢

CRIME12: He will have to work really hard to get into my good books

Arjun: why do u want to challenge me to get into your good books *nudge*..why is it important for you?? 😃

CRIME13: I again promise u...hath mein hath rakh kar.. Still loyal to PUNJI.

Arjun: Loyal? My only loyal sevak is Nupur *smirk*

CRIME14: Mein PUNJI ko PERFECT bana ke hi chodoongi...

Arjun: aur mein mehnat 😎 kerta rahoo gaa *sigh*

CRIME15: there is no way PUNJI being PERFECT.. he can near PERFECTION if he tries hard though

Arjun: *cries* 😭 *hits head on the desk*

Thus, the court has summoned you to appear for a trial on 18th April

*sealed*

PunjiLand Hotline

-Karishma

Your are invited to arjun and (Arohi/Natasha/Moti aunty) engagement party
Who do you want arjun to wed please vote by texting or calling (1 for arohi, 2 for nutti or 3 for aunty) at 1-800-punjiland
Voting lines are open till 9:00am mon morning

Sanskrit Dialogue b/w DK-Arjun

-Anu

Arjun : Pithashri......swayam app hamare kaksh mein padaren hai??...aapki agya hothi tho hum swayam appke darshan keliye upasthith hothe? ("Dad u at bachelors party"...In that times there was no bachelors party so sorry guys no idea what they would have called a bachelors party in sanskrit)
DK: Mere priya putrrrr Arjun ....Kya hum aapke kaksh mein nahin padarsakthe? Kya humein aapke kaksh mein aana uchit nahin hai??("Cant I come here??,Iam I such a old person")
Arjun : Nahin pithashri...aapp ka chavi iss yug ke sabse prakashwanth hai....aap ka mukh se jo jyothi prajwalith hai...woh iss sansar ko margadarsh hai...aap iss ananth bramhand ke sabse sundar mukhse prapthi hain....aapke jaise divy mangal murthi ki aane se mein aur mera yeh kaksh danya hogaye....("Hot and Dashing....")
DK: Kyaa putrr arjun...tum mujhe lajith karrahe ho?("Tum mera mazak udarahe ho?")
Arjun : Nahin pithashri...mein tho sach ki prashashana kar raha hoon...("No dad")
D.K: Is shrusthti mein koi baath nahin chupayi jaa sakthi...mere priya kumar Arjun......agar woh baath prem ho tho...avashya iss shrushti ke har ek konein mein uska vachana ki jathi hai.......woh susheel aur soubagyavathi kanya kaun hai jo aapke man mein basi hui hain??...Putrr yeh kanya ki prem kaise bhavanaoun ko jagarahi hai aap mein?("love cannot be hidden who is that girl and how do u feel now-a-days")
Arjun :Pithashri...uss devi ke hi chavi har ek disha mein chayi hui hai...iss shrusti ki har eek sundaratha se hamein prem bhavana jag rahi hai...chahe woh kamal ke pathein ho ya...barish ke choti choti bhoonde ho...("she is everywhere, love flowers and rain)
DK: Kya putrr Arjun ...uss soubhagyavathi ko iss raj mahal ki maharani svikrith kiya jaaye?("get married then")
Arjun : Pithashri jaise aap uchit samje..hum aapke virudh nahin jaayenge...appke har agyaka hum palan karenge...("as u wish")

Paddy gone Missing!

-Anjana
MISSING - Have you seen this Woman?

One middled woman with crimpy 1960s hair style, highfashion, but matronly blouses n' attitude. Last seen at PM Media during Arohi's photo shoot. Please contact Mohan Mittal @1 8000 Witch Wanted if you see her. Her family (3 sons, one Nutty daughter, and Husband) miss her despite the freedom they are currently enjoying.

The 8 Commandments of K Soaps

-Aisha

Thou Shalt Stay Mute And NOT Speak Up At The Most Important Time (I bet when this whole Purvi-Is-A-Widow no one is gonna come right out and say "ACTUALLY We DID tell you!"
Thou Shalt Be Invited To The Next Scene of Importance Through Completely Random Means (Just watch. There will be people at the Big Reveal who werent there before)
Thou Shalt Participate in ALL UnNecessary Drama. Even When You Are Not Needed. (This will include minor characters like Aman, NuttyWitch and maybe even one or two employees)
Thou Shalt Be MisUnderstood and REFUSE To Clear Up Said MisUnderstanding. (This will probably be a lead on from the Golden Rule of not speaking up when you're supposed to)
Thou Shalt Not Be Able To Read Other Characters Expressions Accuarately (Someone will get accused and the Accussee will not see that the Accussed is SHOCKED and HORRIFIED)
Thou Shalt Try To Prove The Saying "Cry Me A River" (Seriously. Has there ever been an Ekta Drama where there HASNT been tears?)
Thou Shalt Enter The Scene At The Most CRUCIAL Moment (Whose betting that Salil and Purvi will be doing phere when Arjun and DK turn up?)
Thou Shalt Cause As Much Drama As Is Physically Emotionally And Mentally Possible (We're all gonna be exhausted after todays episode....)

The KMH SWOT Analysis

-Anjana

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/kitani-mohabbat-hai/1169526/ekta-kmh-swot-analysis-for-u

The Theory of Iteration/Looping

-Ria and Anjana

Iteration/Loooping is the act of repeating. Though its a technical term, used in computing and mathematics, but how well does it fit on the K serials! The Arjun-Arohi process is

1. Arjun wants to torture Arohi....Arohi is Jhansi ki Rani
2. Their worlds collide
3. Circumstances bring them closer
4. They begin to understand each other
5. They get feelings for each other
6. They confess
7. Lovey Dovey Moments
8. Misunderstanding
9. Go back to step 1

Termination condition:
1. NDTV cancels the contract with BT
2. BT runs out of money and decide to ax the show

Post Termination State: Arjun-Arohi married!

Memorable Dialogues

-Manisha

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/kitani-mohabbat-hai/1158430/down-the-memory-lane-my-fav-dialogues-4rm-kmh

Ekta's Budget Distribution for KMH(Total: 100%)

-Karishma

5% on sets (you guys are like WHAT!!! There are sets used in this serial...i thought they were shooting the whole serial in ekta's backyard but noo guys there are handful of sets used ex) P&M building, road for stunts...etc )

10% on extras....this serial shows more importance to the extras than the main lead ex) moti aunty, P&M gossip team, guy who flirts with arohi....

0.1% on background music....no technology for editing music, sometimes music randomly stops :S..reference to arjuhi_love_lav : from 1:49 - 2:08

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_I-spGQCpA&feature=channel.......

2%....on clothing...only reason the number is soo HIGH because i like Natasha outfits

1%-10% - ekta pays her writers depending on how insulting the dialogs are.....so dialogs like "middle class, old baggage" gets more money....(the romantic dialogs are great )

0.5% - story writers...typical BT ..bakwaas....i swear if only they used the addas help .the show's story would have turned out soo much better....( n they do take addas help lol)

15% -- actors are great :)

Sooooo in the end ekta saves at least 60% from her budget by :

Making her actors do their own stunts

She does playback singing for the episodes

Grows her own apple trees

Using the same concept from past BT serial

Recycling sets & clothing

And if all fail use her TRP weapon HITEN :)

Arjun-Arohi-Wedding Night

-Karishma & Boby

arjun: arohi i am bored come for dictation....e
aohi: but sir this is wrong....its your wedding night how can you be bored
arjun: HOW DARE YOU TALK BACK TO ME ..... YOU MIDDLE CLASS GIRLS...WE ARE STILL ON DAY 3 ON THE CONTRACT SOO COME NOW!!!!
arohi: noo the contract has ended....
arjun: I WILL CHANGE THE TIME FROM 18 DAYS TO A YEAR ON CONTACT...I AM THE BOSS I CAN DO W.E I WANT

Arohi: Ok sir, Since you r the boss I can work for you for a year but I have a condition

Arjun: What

Arohi: Please let karan saing work with us too

Arjun: Kyu?

Arohi: He is so nice, He promised me that he would share whole apple ka bageecha with me .....

Arjun: all fuming

Arohi: And since he doesn't know anyone in simla, He is staying with us at SUKHNIWAS... My baba also likes him a lot...

Arjun: Apne ghar me rakhne ki kya jarurat hai?

Arohi: Baba wants me to think about him for marriage so you know I don't want to make same kind of mistake i did like before....

Arjun: I don't have anything opening for him at this time..... All fuming.... Hilling julling not only his body this time.... His Pineapple hair too

Accident-Seq-Follow-Up

-Minnie

Abhi toh our ears have more torture coming..

1. When the doctor tells everyone Arohi is in coma
2. When Sur, Antara and Purvi learn that HP flew off and died
3. When Arohi learns she has gone blind (no sure if she's going blind but if she is.. drums will be in full stereo sound)
4. When Arohi learns HP flew off and died
5. When Arohi learns Arjun is responsible

List-Of-Ekta's-Crimes

-Adda Gang

1 Copyright infringement of several movies (Veer Zaar, Taal, DDLJ, etc...)
2 Misrepresentation to the Public that. show would be different.. Hatke..
3 Slavery and labour code violations (working KK, KK, etc. work insane hours without vacation)
4 Improper compesation of employees in general (that's why we get UtterCrap (Chaavani lo An)
5 Misrepresenting Mumbai as Shimla -
6 Promos - misrepresentation again.
7. Torturing employee (making KK relieve his drinking driving moment over and over and over again) added by Anjana
8. Torturing viewrs with same old ghisapita story line (added by Boby)
9 Making actors wear hideous clothes (Punji, Maddy etc) thus torturing viewers by giving them a visual fright (added by Swan)
10 Exciting Viewers with super Monday promos & dishing out UTTER CRAP
11 Viewers ki neend haraam kerna bcoz of emotional attyaachaar (added by Mehr)
12 First She does jhoota promise...tht her new story is hatke n thn she gvz zatke..She has broken d promise hundred times..
13. she has made thousandz of saas n bahu fightin wid each other in reality...And She has presented to every house with conspiracy and made it ghar ghar ki kahani.. (added by Viss)
14 making us hate apples for LIFE!!!!!
15 singing her own background music...../toture us with very bad background music editing(added by karishma)
16 using Aukad word constantly (added by boby)
17 Hurting middle class sensibilities by humiliating them in her shows(lovely)
18 ALSo giving us Aukadless Dialogues n screenplay, creatives ki hi aukaad hi nahiin hai
19 sadistic turn of events n happenings
20 Series of MUs n bina sar pair ki kahaani
21. for calling her show a love story but showing only 1% love...the rest 99% full of misunderstandings, fights, utter crap (swan)

*******ANU's ADDITIONS********
22. For making me write analysis for this CRAPLOLLOL
23. Spoiling KKs acting ...dumb DirectorsOuch
24. Making us bang our heads for the future track and plots and coming up with most absurd plot possibleAngryAngry
25. Using our ideas and not crediting usAngryAngry
26. Using our ideas and picturising them as DUDs on screenAngryAngry

27.ends up wid a lot of ML and neva lets any 1 take her to hospital!!!! and make us break our heads!!! Angry(if they do go hospi they end up @ P&M mansion or punji's house!!!(lavi)
28.thinking us viewers r wid no brains and alwayz reusing her sets n costumes!! ( and patch wrks!!(lavi)

*******ANU's ADDITIONS********
29.Making us waste our time analyzing stuff and causing huge damage to the employers
30.Making viewers go insane and causing unnecessary health issues.
31.Lappy's around the world.....tested...how much heat can they sustain..playing the crap after crap....spilling water, coffee...and we banging poor lappy's over the crap.
32.She has done EMOTIONAL ATYACHAR..to every one..

33.She is breakin social norms..From ages we were hearin in stories tht Hero-heroins are made for eachother..And she marry thm more thn 10 times and get thm together whn thy hv their grandchildz...

34. She portryz Nari-Shakti as a vamp...As a conspirator..(added by Viss)

35. Misleading the audience with numerous BD's. Please do not start the same with the Main Leads!!..n thats a WARNING Ma'am!

36.For Lack of Continuity of story line!

37.For endless waitng (on our parts) only backed by awkward and absurd conclusions!..always done in a hurry and draggin the serial till then!

38.For appointing a creative team...with same amount of creativity yet again!..incapable of being able to think outside the box!

39. for arousing suspense without delivering end results (eg: Rupali's case for isntance, what Purvi made for bf the next morning after the wedding)

40. For reliving memories not aired and unshown to us in the first place!

41. For taking the story line forward at so many occasions and leaving us in Oblivion as to how!(eg. when Savita got to know bout the truth of DK & Rupali)

42.For a sketchy sketch of Natasha's charachter...what does the gurl want?..is she good or bad as a charachter?..or jus plain fickle minded???!?!?! WE NEED AN ANSWER!

43.For terminating one of our most loved charchters Dhonz without any prior notice or even after that...and for no apparent reason. Compared to all the extras HE was the only one who played his part well!!

44.For crippling one of our main charchters in the days to come!

**Critics by Mandy.

BT-Creativity-Stands-For

-Sonia

C - Crazy
R - Retarded
E - Egghead
A - Awry
T - Terrible
I - Insolent
V - Vague
E - Erratic
S ' Slobbish

BT-Stye-Advertisement

-Nupur

A to B:- I have NO patience....
Bto A:- How Can you say that darling....you watch every episode KMH
Ding Dong....Patience power badani ho....toh KMH dekhiya....KMH dekhiya.....KMH dekhiya.....
Ding Dong!!!!

can almost picture Him singing your Pardesi song........has glycerin wala ansoo...then breaks down...takes a big sisski.....and falls down crying.....
Me Looking all this .........comes running out......Nahi Swami & start singing.....
Kiska Ka ye Tumko hai Intezaar main Hoon Na
Dekh Lo idhar Toh...ek baar....main HOON na......

Arjun-Arohi-Purple-Dress

-anuT

Arjun: To kaisa laga raha hoon main
Arohi: Jhooth to main bolti nahi, Sir aap ekdam hero lag rahe hai
Arjun: Sach mein?
Arohi: Ekdum Govinda.......[He's famous for his purple pants/yellow dhinchak shirt wardrobe!]
Arjun: 😎
Arohi: 😆

Questions-Answers-May18'09-Epi

-Anjana & Karishma

"its not make up anu....he started using fair and lovely....😆😆"
Either the guy uses glycerin as face cream or uses ladkiyon ke fair & lovely 😆😆(Anjana one more pt that Dost is a woman trapped in man's body🤣🤣)

Also he was supposed to be all washed out in rain and drenched in blood and rain and here he is as fresh as he is ready to go to office..🤣🤣...and mind u not even a scratch🤣🤣🤣

"anu i thought we already talked about this one...ekta doesnt even let him leave the set for even a second...how do you expect him to start working outtt...."

Ekta ne sply usikeliye Mansion mein GYM banwayi...what is he doing?... changing his relationship status ....enjoying all crazy girls attention ....and eating without working out...🤣🤣🤣

"SURRRRRRRRRR 😡 my blood starts boiling at the sight of their names"

Arey bapre ...something is really wrong with K today...I have never seen u so mad at someone.. I surely want a WWF match today...🤣🤣

"salil still honeymooning or practicing dance for nutts and arjuns wedding 😕"
I thought engagement cancel hogayi...so kaun si shaadi ki dream kar raha hai..🤣🤣

"BTs disppearing acts ...shooting dates clashing ...yaar anu in a hour long episode... how many people do you want to gather around hahahaha🤣"

One long epi and no one other than 1 min Pithashri, 1 min HP , 2 mins doctor, 1/2 min MI , 1/2 min ur fav sur 🤣🤣, antara...and rest Dost and Arohi...🤣🤣🤣
Yep I can see its very difficult to fit in other useless characters...🤣🤣🤣🤣

"cancer what cancer....if arjun can come out of an accident without a single scratch than cancer kya chiz haii"

not just cancer...cancer in LAST STAGE🤣🤣🤣..I never knew cancer can be cured so soon..🤣🤣

"DD finds a plan to move arjun to mumabi"
I dont think we will get to see DD anymore...🤣🤣

"what anu she is THE MOTHER INDIA....not mother arohi or arjun....she doesnt have time for all these little problems...india has much bigger things to worry...."

I know she must be busy with her mahilayen ....and unki mukhti from this world..🤣🤣

"yaa yaa he is punjiman....he can go where ever he likes.....arjun thought ICU stands for" I Can See You"...😆"
Nonsense...🤣🤣

"hospital is located at P&M....soo it comes out right from her salary.....😉...her salary in minus...."
Salary😲😲...I thought it was her last day at office..so kaun si office and kaun si salary🤣🤣🤣

"i doubt arohi cares....she has better things to think about like her singing career...KS apple farm"
What nonsense yaar...how come she thinks she is getting 1 month ka treatment for free..🤣🤣🤣...she is supposed to be a middle class and thinking woman naa🤣

"who bhiya who bhabi....:S....i dont remeber.....i dont even think the creatives remeber

ask more ask more questions anu....so much fun"
I think Ekta fired them...chalo we will never ask abt them🤣🤣

By Karishma & Anu

More Questons:
1)Where is Bua?? last time i saw her was on tv.. promoting rakhi sawants swaymwar😆😆😆
2)What was the convo between Pithashri and Maddy after the engagement mishap....which maddy the gay one or maddys puppet mohan....what is mohan going to say he just follows paddys orderss wiped for life🤣
3)What is going thru salil after his closefrnd and nuts ki engagement mishap.....still honeymooning and wedding dance pratice...(he has listening problems remeber) still thinks arjun is getting married to nutts😕
4)Did purvi tell salil abt the supposedly grtttt love story of this centry?..anu 😡...dance practice more importanttttt !!!!! dont you get it 😆😆...
5)How come dost pushing trolley which was in arohi's room not visible to her??..remeber we talked about arjuns "stretchable/rubber hands" thats how he pushed it...and what aim the trolley landed directly where arohi was standing👏...(it would have been funny if arjun pushs the cart really hard and arohi falls🤣 i am soo mean.)..emm arohi probably saw the trolley but didnt have the enery to walk over to it...so she used her magical powers to bring the trolley over to her🤣
6)What happened to the purple mishap??what purple mishap...arjun lost his car for this purple color what more do you want 😆😆😆
7)What is nuts thinking now a days?? anuu you are asking me this quetions...how could youu😭....apples apples apples😳😳

Dost-Survival-8lakhs

(ref May20 2009 epi)

-Anu

How he gonna save money:

1)Sleeping on mumbai roads
2)drinking road side pump water
3)fasting for years

Diff ways he can earn money :
1)Mouthorganing KMH title on mumbai roads and earning money?
2)Pulling carts
3)Driving taxi's...we know he is a goooood driver
4)Aukad lectures at rich kids school and colleges...they need it for future naa...and he is too good with it
5)Sanskrit lectures at schools / colleges.....pavitr and paschyatap type will easily get him a job
6)stealing ....we all know how good he is

Arjun-Budget-Planning-8lakhs

(ref May20 2009 epi)

-Anu & Karishma

Karishma :

fine anu hahahah i will use the money for something else...
but look its your dost and our punji soo have to get him AC.....
need LCD soo atleast he can watch arohi sing.....
razor because he becomes really hair in that jaill and you know how how it gets hot and all....
designer manish malhotra jail wear....(if KS can be hip why cant AP be hip too)....
food from the best hotels....
gym equipment (do-list)

Anu:

Now that looks like a proper budget...
1)roti(apples)
2)kapda (designer jail suits)
aur
3)makaan(jail)

additional items

4)entertainment (LCD)
5)luxuries(AC)

KMH-Going-Dumps

(ref June 1st 2009 epi)

-Aditi

Hello Adda buddies ... Yeh main kya dekh rahi hoon...friday se monday ho gaya ....and only 21 pages.😔... Nahiiinnnn.😭.. Anu kuch scheme / gift plan chaloo karo.😉...humare Adda ka yeh haal....Ekta mai jeet gayi hum haar gaye ,,,,aise kaise???

Main wada karti hoo...(no smaundar in Gurgaon isliye drainpipe ko dekh kar ) jab tak is drain pipe main paani hain tab tak main roz KMH dekhoongi or Adda par post bhi karoongi...😆

Me toss a coin...drain pipe mein stuck....neighbours cribbing about overflowing drainpipe but me roaming blissfully in Kekta land ...🤣

keep the faith ppl , think positive ...jitna kharab epi hoga uska kachra karne mein utna mazaa ayega ...aur Apni Anjana ka talent bhi aur nikherega ...as she defends crap and bakwaas....

RKA-Awards-Threats-For-Not-Voting

-Karishma

will have to watch KS dance 10 times a day
watch purvis acting
listen to KSs cheap dialogs
will be forced to look at KSs cleavage wala silver shirts
will be forced to watch all yes i mean ALL the episodes from last week hahaha yes they were bakwaas episodes...
will be forced to listen to arohi ttalk to her self...about how much mumbai sucks blah blah....
i hope thats enough 😆😆😆

By Minnie

@ Anjana - Pole Dancer?? 😆😆 Me want to see AP the Pole Dancer.. that poor pole will start swaying like hilta khulta Punji and throw him off it.. 😆😆

By Minnie

Oye danda kyun?? Arohi has never lifted Punji.. me thinks its too revolutionary.. if he faints and she hillaoes him to wake up like a normal BT heroine.. I'd be seriously mad! Hilne wale ko aur kitna hilayegi ladki?? 😆😆😆

By Minnie

@ Sanjukta - Dont get frustrated itni jaldi.. Currently KMH song ka 1 version is out.. sad wala.. abhi tohi judaai, bewafaai, pyar kisi aur se, re-milan, shaadi, baccha honewala, baccha ho gaya versions are yet to come.. So dont despair those 4 lines about to multiply.. but sorry tune remains same. 😉😆

By Minnie

@ Manisha - Me would love to see bhajiwala Punji.. but with tokri on his head and matkaoing his kamariya.. that should be automatic given his hilna-jhulna.. 😆😆 Kya kya arman hai hamare.. looking at Anjana's list me ROFLIng once more.. 🤣

By An

@Anjana: This one is especially for you...

"Close your eyes and open your fist, and hold this love of my mother. I am not sure if you just killed my mentor or a reason for my possible incarceration, but when I close my eyes, I see your smiling face asking me to trust you. Open eyes do not want to accept your support and pure presence, but my soul knows you.

This "Om" is my mother's gift. She was the first one to tell me about love, trust, belief and hope. This pendant holds all her values and teachings. I am asking you to hold tight my life. It'll provide you strength in your darkest hour, hope when you are sinking in a swamp of hopelessness, and love when you are lonely. It's a small token of my infinite love."

😆 Now Make me a BONG MEMBER... 🤣

By Nupur

Anu: Patience Personified
Ria: Comeback Illustrator
Karishma: Photo shop Illuminator
Anjana: Past-Present-Future-Proclaimer/Elucidator
Minnie: Free-Fund-Epitomiser
Addians: Show - Tell - Gel Venters

By Aditi

I agree nothing will happen today...though don't think it is a court holiday ...agar hoti to hearing date hi naa milti ....by Indian judicial syatems record two possibilities 1) the lawyers go on a strike or the 2) judge merely gives date for next hearing.....remember Sunny Deol screaming taarikh pe taarikh .....

By Ria

People dont believe in changing clothes in KMH....This show should be renamed as Kitani Recession Hai...atleast it would serve some purpose...the economists can use it as a case study!

2. There should be a Disclaimer saying : Lawyers are STRICTLY advised not to view the show!

3. If Arohi has selective hearing disease (SHD), how can purvi stay behind...Its in the family you see!

4. I miss the LCD the most...the only thing they left back in shimla...otherwise even P&M premises, the mobile bridge and the mopst famous Bench have all been conveniently moved to Mumbai!

By Nupur

@ K, Tongs & Boby....
What do mean you stole PUNJI???
This is just so NOT done!
Wait....why don't we put him for bidding....
Higest bidder gets it all...
And insert the clause....the highest bidder shares him with all!!!

@ Tongs...
In that case.......You be the higest bidder.....get him...and share him....
We will go back to the old Male Draupadi Model!
Mon- You
Tue- Me
Wed- Boby
Thur- K
Fri - Free for all
Sat Sun we give him weekend chutti!!!

By Agas

Anu's analysis on this for Arohi .....

"we must not only act, but also dream"
Arohi ...dreamed but did not act ......

" not only plan, but also believe."
Arohi ....beleived but did not plan ...
Arohi ..sab ulta kyon karti hai
correct Anu ... dekno ..Adda log tumahae abhi teek se samajnae laggae hai ......

By Ria

@Anu: *Running after you with something in my hand*.....😡😉😡
Your post will do the following:

😉Mr. Gupta reading the adda bored to death.....and suddenly comes accross Anu's post...reads once...than twice...rubs his eyes...*yess....brilliant....how come i never thought of this....I am so glad I found it before Madam's ultimatum to write the OM Moment got over...." picks up a piece of paper...writes down the scene...*all proud woud* runs to Madams office....breathing heavily "here you go madam the OM Moment...it took me two weeks to think and write this scene but I am sure this will help us raise the TRPs...." Madam is inquisitive....He continues "See the OM will be the proof of Arjun's love....when Arohi will see it on his wrist just a moment before he is going to be hanged...she will put the puzzle pieces back into place that it was Arjun who was the GARDEN angel...who was always protecting her...this will be followed by a dramatic scene where she will stop the proceedings and save Arjun" Madam is smiling...she wants to see the final scene since it will have her favourite Karan in it! everyone's happy!

By Minnie & Anu

@Minnie what is that Q yaar😲.....Dost ke siva aur kis ko self defense ki jaroorath hai??😆😆😆

1)Moti Aunty : who thinks he is sponge 🤣🤣...sits on him🤣🤣🤣
2)Nuttasha: who may think he is apple...🤣🤣...BTW againthe guy grew in weight....so cant blame Nuts for that....🤣🤣🤣
3)Arohi : 🤣🤣🤣...always trying to slap him.......🤣🤣🤣or knife him
4)DD: very very dangerous possessive love......🤣🤣🤣
5)Ganga : 🤣🤣🤣I heard dost actually tries to kill her would be, which means he is evil, and so we may soon see ganga falling head over heels for dost(the nice guy) and dost will need full fledged defense🤣
6)KS: now he will take revenge for the new chaanta(the one from dost).......🤣🤣🤣
7)Dondu: who must be fuming back in shimla over dost....because he left him with DD and some pati purani cheezen.......🤣🤣🤣
8)HP: for spoiling his daughters life🤣
9)Antara : for dancing with thos crazy gilrs and not dancing with her🤣🤣🤣
10)Sur : for giving aukad lecture🤣🤣🤣
11)Ayehsa: for blackmailing abt BF issue🤣🤣🤣
12)Land lady : for blackmailing abt home rent🤣🤣🤣
13)VG: for firing him from job🤣🤣🤣
14)Purvi: for spoling her sisters life😆😆

15)Vikrant :for diverting him away from Arohi....😆😆
16)Sid : For making him write a love letter and tearing it off....his hardwork went useless naa...so he will take revenge 😆😆😆...and dost needs defense 😆😆😆

and u ask why he needs self defense??🤣🤣🤣

Thanks for the wishes.....it will be a dream demo....me all eager abt it😳😳😳

Minnie

IF never ceases to entertain me.. just glanced over to the right side of the screen..

June 30th i.e. tomorrow is world Meteorite Day... 😆😆 BT land mein aaj hi celebrations ho gaya... KS tapka as a permanent fixture on KMH.. 😆😆

Aug 5th Raksha Bandhan... I am hoping Vandy ties rakhi on pyare bhai jaisa Salil's wrist.. that way Purvi ka torture and consequently hamara torture of seeing her non-acting ends.. 😆😆😆

Aug 11 is Romance Day - I am hoping KS pataoes Arohi by then.. dhamakedar celebration with apple sharing 😆😆

Aug 25 is Kiss and Makeup Day - I am hoping Punji's brains that have gone for a long walk since last month return and AA make up.. 😆😆😆

Oct - Show ends.. Anjana me borrowing your Yipppppppieeeee!! 😆😆

Over worked creatives.. me gave you time table.. now follow it at least.. 😉😆😆

Added by Somya

who will get independent on 15th aug 😆😆😆 .... maybe punji by finally chadding on phaansi 😆😆

Minnie

@ Somya - yaar Punji ko phaasi lagegi .. toh Kiss and Makeup kaun karega??

15th Aug we will celebrate liberation of Vandy-Salil-Purvi from the show... Happy Independence day!! 😆😆😆

Added by Karishma

hey guys last week was "sneak a kiss" day.....now i know why arjun sneaked a kiss on arohis hand🤣 last Monday

Added by Minnie again

Aug 1 is Romance Awareness Month!! 🤣🤣 KMH needs that day desperately.. AA go stand first in line..🤣🤣

Followed by Friendship day on Aug 2 and Raksha Bandhan on Aug 5.. Aug is a happening month for all relationships on KMH.. watch out! 🤣

At 8 PM, me was like, ok... high time, me need to watch this beastest show and not bunk. So, me all excited after a week. Smiling broadly, happy, finally me watching the beastest show in real time and Minnie not spoiling my entertainment by her constant yapping... (Kitna ladki bolti hai)

Party going on... "Great, we need parties to celebrate "Post Lecture Day." There is a surprise planned for Vandy, "WOW, Big Dhamaka Day." There comes our lovely, beautiful, epitiome of acting culture in the beastest dress... "Color of the Day" My eyes started blinking seeing the dress... in joy of course.

Before I forget, it was "Another entry day" kabhi mein usko dekho, kabhi mein ghadi ko dekho, aur socho, kaha dekha hai ish latest bandar ko.

Should I continue to prove that I actually saw the beastest episode till day?

Dhondu ... 😭Tussi aayee, bahar aaye, tussi gaye, Purvi ki bahar aaye... 🤣 phir
"Purvi Eloping Day" ho gaya.

By Ria

Hello Friends....

I was typing in a response to Knowalot2's poll about what should be Arohi's response when I came up with my version of what I would like to see on Monday....so I am posting it here...hope u guys like it.....So the new episode starts and here is the situation:

Arohi mutters fiercely "Oh my God" and gives an irritating look to Arjun who is still stuck to where he was...shocked. "Look I am sorry...I didn't mean to..." He begins in a feeble voice as Arohi cuts him right away in a sarcastic tone as she shouts "Sorry!....what do you mean by sorry....look at me...I am looking like a fool standing here feeling like a pastry....and all that you can say is sorry" she tries to wipe out her face with her hands but the cake spreads out more.....Arjun moves across briskly and gets a tissue paper from the table and brings it to her...."dekho it was just that I was angry but I did not intend to throw it on you...woh to tum hi..." but again Arohi retorts "Sub ghalty mery hi hoty hai....you are never wrong...it would have been so much better had this happened to you" looking straight into his eyes.

Before Arjun could speak up the door swings open..here comes Salil unaware of whats going on inside...holding a carefully wrapped gift and ummmm.....welll a cake 😆 ..... the moment he steps in his foot slips over the spilled cherries that had once been on top of the cake which now rested on Arohi's face...looses balance and falls over Arjun who under Salils weight cannot control himself.....both fall in front of Arohi on the floor and as Salil straightens up Arohi bursts out laughing....Lying down on the floor is a strawberry cake, and two dark (and handsome) eyes are peeking out of it

What Follows, well you can decide for yourself...whether the scene cuts off here or you want to extend it to another witty exchange of remarks between the two....its your choice!

Aruna

Saw the entire epi end to end , not forwarding one part 😆 And this the wisdom I gained ...

To venture into the unknown, can be labeled bravery
But to venture even when warned (upteen times), can only be foolishness 😆😆

Tulli

That's it...i'll look for depth in other people's posts. today, i give up.
Further comments can be sent to:

bloody@sur-must-die.com OR
make-bua-marry-karan@you-old-hag.com OR
go-home-punji@arohi-sucks.com

all forwarded to:

thappad@i-hate-arohi.com

Karishma

@anu...the funniest scene today was when they enter arjuns room.....instead of everyone looking worried this is how ppls expressions were

purvi: 🤔
sur: 🤓
arohi: 😕

🤣🤣🤣

Aditi

@ Anu...ok on your demand let us have a romantic umbrella pitayi... AP: "jab tum mujhe umbrella se marti to mire dil te taar jhan jhana uthte hain....aisa lagta hai tumne mujhe chua...yeh feeling ke baare mein tumhe to pata hi hoga...mere liye to first time hai"

Arohi ; " Sir aapke liye first time hai ...to kya mujhe 500 logon ka experience hai?" 🤣

Aditi, Karishma,Hero & An

Pyaar ka 11 th padaav...pitayi

12th padaav... punjiance twist 😉

13th padaav....get ready to earn slaps from your gf 😆
14th Padav...Twist, Twist and get Twisted.. 😆

15th padav, will be entertained by bhashan all day long
16th padav, get ready to become homeless for your gf 🤣 🤣

Sandip jee ne wada kiya, Vikas jee ko naya wada yaad aaya.... in sab ke wade aur musical chair mein Punji bechara twist twist karne laga ...

Twisted, Twisted Punjance ko dekh Umbrella devi ko aaya gussa, aur Arohi se boli: rain bhi hai, night bhi hai and road mein no one... show your jhasi wali jalwa...

Jhasi wali Jalwa, Arohi,
Dekha tumhari Jhasi wali haath 🤣 🤣 🤣

Sanjukta

show me your jalwa
jhansi wali jalwa..punji ko pitney wali jalwa

(from purple chaata to arohi)

Karishma

yaa sanjukta..... 🤣...i realized everything ends up with SALP🤣

1)arjun kisses....arohi gets mad and SLAP 🤣
2) arjun trys to same something.....but miss arohi sees arjun touched her soo a SLAP🤣
3) miss arohi gives her lecture and then a SLAP🤣
4)arjun starts doing the twist dance...arohi still not impressed by him and SLAPS 🤣

Somya

Love & Ego

Once upon a time, there was an island, where all the feelings lived
together. Love, Joy, Peace, Wonder, Amazement, Awe, even hatred & envy and
all those you can think of'
One day there was a storm in the sea and the island was about to get
drowned. Every feeling was scared but Love made a boat to escape. Every
feeling boarded the boat. One feeling was left behind. Love got down to see
who it was'

It was EGO.

Love tried and tried but ego wasn't moving meanwhile the water was rising
by the minute. Every one asked love to leave him and come on the boat, but
love was made to love, he could not leave Ego alone to die. At last all the
feelings escaped and Love died with ego on the island.

Love dies because of EGO.

Ria

@Anu: you guys wont let me sleep! 😆

The Adda Tagline:

EK Scene ke liye Apna Keemti Waqt Dai dia...Bas Itani Mohabbat Hai

Anu

@Adda : Mujhe finally aaj ki epi ka DEPTH(word of the day) 🤣🤣🤣samaj agaya. Iss DEPTH ke baren mein soch soch ke mere dhimak ke brain cells ka DEPTH mein bada sa DEEP hole bangayi...🤣🤣🤣DEPTH ke barein mein sochne ke baad KS ki pagal revenge plan ki DEPTH samaj agayi that he is indeed a psycho 🤣🤣🤣. Tum logon ko iss DEPTH ke barein mein bathane ke liye....meine ithe DEPTH se yeh post likhi. Ab itne DEPTH se kehne par bhi tum logon ko KS ki DEPTH wali revenge plan samaj nahin aayi tho mein kuch aur DEPTH bathein likhungi next post mein 🤣🤣🤣. KMH team humein aapki DEPTH samaj aayi🤣

Yeh kya hain naa K (Karishma), ki iss DEPTH ke barein mein kitna sochogi utne DEPTH se pachthava hogi, kyun ki yeh jo KS ka revenge plan tha woh CREATIVES ne itne DEPTH se socha nahin tha.....mein yuhi soch soch ke dhimak par zor dalne ke baad mere dhimak ke DEEP corner ki bulb jali ki , KS eek psycho hai aur uska plan ka DEPTH sirf empty hole hai , exactlly like the guy;s head who thought of that revenge plan 🤣. Enough or kya phir se eek aur DEPTH wali post likhun. Waise yeh DEPTH wali post likh likh ke mere dhimak ki fuse udgayi . Tum phir se DEPTH ke baren mein Q poochna chodogi tho mein badi DEPTH se tujhe thank u keh doongi. Yeh meri DEPTH se bari DEPTH wali promise🤣🤣🤣

Karishma

@anu....but your post had no DEPTH juss like a KMH episode.... 🤣.....i asked how this DEPTH wali revenge plan will be executed.....how willl KS DEPTHLY ask arohi to spend a night with him...in that DEPTH wala big fluffy hair.of his...there is noo DEPTH wala brain 😆

KS ki revenge journey

1) revenge on arohi because she slapped me: i will put ekta's SP in her drink and she will dance.....
2) revenge on arjun because he shoot me...i will play with his heart by starting my bromance and spend night with him
3)again revenge with arohi because she said i am a loner....i will spend a night with her...and then she will ponder about this night ALONE!!!!....MUAHAHAHAHAHAH MY EVIL PLANSSS

Karishma & Sanjukta

he should also carry a purse and keep random dupattas to wrap around arohi when she is mad 😳.....i have a plan arjun should wrap dupattas soo hands cant move pick her up...put her in a car....force her to marry him in mandir😳...like salil purvi...and go live in shimla make junior....who cares bout jail...we can all have ML about it 😆😆

🤣🤣🤣 here comes punji jr. again..🤣🤣🤣..waisey anu are you blushin because of our hugs, or is it a spill-over effect of today's episode part 3???? 😆😆😆..i have my serious doubts 😆😆😆
as about punji jr., karishma, we all want the baccha so badly (even more than his/her own paernts do!!! 🤣🤣), that ab to "sari kayanat has to conspire to get it done" 🤣 (creatives please read these posts !! we have a severe demand 🤣)

Karishma

Transformation word of the day

KMH has transformationssss everyday...you must be wondering how how?????.....we get new transforming creative who transforms the story everyday...we are soo confused in this trasformation that our brain is transforming in to an rotten apple 🤢...everyday track transmforming.....actors transfomring....KS revenge plan also transforming.....dubbing transforming.....one day i will transform in to a BT MU/ML wali ladki tooo if i keep watching this transforming show.....when will all these transformation END!!!.....but one thing is clear the KMH song in every contest wont ever be TRANSFORMED....will stay the same for ever....😆

Sanjukta

waisey kal arohi ke upar girne ke baad thappad na khakey arjun's confidence has improved..i like...aaj shoulder, haath pakad hi liya 😳.accha kiya..aur zyada der pakad ke baitha rehta...aaj bhi maar nahi padti...arohi was too tensed to beat you up!! 🤣

Minnie

KS-HP scene was hilarious.. 🤣🤣 mostly KS was hilarious.. in his Ms. Boss avatar... I wondered why is he here?? As I thought and glanced over at my calendar, I realized tomorrow is 10th July.. Teddy Bear Picnic Day.. no wonder KS was here... he had come to take his Teddy HP for a picnic in the park.. 🤣🤣 I seriously dont see anything logical in their conversation... HP being so juvenile and being patoed by an imposter of sorts is beyond ruining a character!

Somya

Punji instead of luking macho 😆😆😆 lukd like a slapping queen 😆😆, whos trying to beat a guy who has cheddoed him..... the way he was matking shaking his kamar while slapping 😆

Anu

Monday Pain Boring & junk courtesy Karishma 🤣🤣 , Tuesday Pyar ki bathi courtesy Sanju ❤️, Wednesday Prudent creative Boss courtesy Sanju 😳😳,Thursday Pill of Bharosa courtesy Sanju 😍 and Today Pyaara Bhola& Jamming courtesy Manna ❤️. This week KMH epi's gave us good amount of hope 😳😳 , the hope that our leads will unite pretty soon 😍😍. Now if the hope is real or a mirage we yet to know about 😳😳. Keeping fingers crossed lets go watch the epi ....😃😃

Aditi

Accha me back to KMH...now I don't know whether KMH is the old mohabbat thing we used to think it to be or has transformed into Kabab Mein Haddi (read KS) show....😛 whatever... some of my sentiments I have already shared at the old addas but thought will put them together for the KMH team( Anu u sure na ...these guys read adda everyday???)😃

These days we have two stars in the show one of course is and Mr KMH the other Mr Haddi Pakad... ( aka Hari Prasad...) now why has he transformed ...coz he left the juicy kabab (read our dear Punji) and holding on to the haddi ...so me will first focus my attention on these two...

Mr Haddi Pakad ..sir jee kee haal chaal....tussi to ekdum hi changge hoke aa gaye ho...ab je aa hi gaye ho te thand rakho...lassi wassi piyo... ae humesha syaapa na pao....waise uncle jee ..sach bolu ...je tussi upar chale jaande ( nahin uncle jee upar waale flat mein nahin ...nahin uncle jee shimla bhi nahin...mera matlab hai...ekdum upar ..jidhar se waapis aane ki lift nahin milti) te waddi meharbaani hoti.... kum se kum confusion kucch to kum hota... aise hi twadi kudiyon naal akkal di sakht kami hai ... ab ek ne thinking process start kitta hai..to usse galat advice na do.... aur poori baat batao..AP ne accident kiya tha ..but jaan bhoojh kar nahin...and he made ample amends for it by taking u all to hospital and paying for your medical bills...and he was there on your side when you were lying all battered ...asking for your daughter to be rescued...to issliye aadarniya panditjee kripya iss prem katha mein aur badha na khadi Karen.....don't force your perceptions on your daughter...there won't be much difference left between you and DK the guy you claim to detest..... if you will not listen to me, I seriously hope you have a relapse of cancer and chemo machine breaks down in every hospital you go😡

Mr Kabab Mein Haddi...boss tussi to great ho....matlab you have transformed kameengee into an art form...instead of hating you...you bring a reluctant admiration, and abundant laughter... I still have a secret hope that you will not be a true villain , that there will be no villain except circumstances , but some how my hopes are less bright today than they were at the beginning of the week......khair umeed par duniya kayam hai...I know you in your impress HP mission might end up doing some good like getting Abhay Sur married...and I think telling Abhay's mom that "ma da laadla bigad gaya" was a master stroke.😉..of course she will marry him to the first girl she comes across ..no questions asked.....but don't go beyond it....don't come between arjun arohi....the day you do so....you will lose your charm..we are attracted to you by the intrigue,,,by what lies beneath this gregarious exterior...we want to see those past hurts, those little feelings hiding behind this brashfulness...but if all we see is a black heart...you become irrelevant ..fit only to be eliminated...

Ms Arohi Sharma...Darling I know the other day I asked you to think...but probably there was an error in the command line...I wanted you to think, come to a conclusion, go hug Arjun real tight , have a therauptic long crying session and be done with...so that we can be back for some romance shomance.😍..I do not want you to be in a perennial thinking mode...don't go into this never ending looping business that Ria and Anjana are so fond of propagating😉

Mr Arjun Punj : Sweet heart, I know you carry your heart on your sleeve...and these girls like Anj and K always keeps encouraging you for a fight...but honey , remember the first rule of a fight...if you are fighting for your lady love she better be in sight and more importantly best be in hearing distance...think Dharmendar Paaji😉 ...with his famous " Basanti in kutton kea age mat naachna" that's the way to do it..." Arohi in kameeno ki batein mat sunna" 😆then you go dhishoom dhishoom , if she not around... Khali pili bawal karne ka nahin.....don't fall into traps ... anyways all is well that ends well but remember this for future ...ok....oh BTW I loved your swagger yesterday. Even if it was there for a nano second ....the slight smile ..when you said " tab shaya tum mujhse mohabbat karti......."woohooo..." sorry need to get AC on.....itss Hott!!😳

Bas aaj ke liye itni hi advice... have a nice weekend every one :)

Minnie

Punji's cat fight with Gossip Bear..

Let me explain... Punji heard Gossiping Bear gossip about his "swami"... Punji apne pati parmeshwar swami ke baare mein 1 word bhi nahi sun sakta.. Man mein bola mere swami ko tumne aisa bola?? main tere baal noch loonga.. Ooops tum toh takle ho.. isilye ghusse marta hoon... Ooops tum toh rolly polly ho.. isi liye thappad marta hoon.. 🤣🤣

Punji is acting sooooo juvenile.. main mere swami ke khilaf ek shabd bhi nahi sun sakta.. come on Punji!!! At this rate you should have been a punching bag at Arohi's hands.. Gawd you've spoken many more lewd things than that.. .. Ok so the fight was funny.. Next in jail.. Punji and his Bear sitting hand in hand.. 😍😍 whats with that.. find another bench.. Ohh forgot it is Teddy Bear Picnic Day.. Punji and his real life bear were on the police station bench and not the park.. kya farak padta hai?? 😉😆

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"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up."
' Neil Gaiman

"Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket, safe, dark, motionless, airless, it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable. To love is to be vulnerable." -C.S. lewis

"People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that's what everyone wants. But a true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything that is holding you back, the person who brings you to your own attention so you can change your life. A true soul mate is probably the most important person you'll ever meet, because they tear down your walls and smack you awake. But to live with a soul mate forever? Nah. Too painful. Soul mates, they come into your life just to reveal another layer of yourself to you, and then leave. A soul mates purpose is to shake you up, tear apart your ego a little bit, show you your obstacles and addictions, break your heart open so new light can get in, make you so desperate and out of control that you have to transform your life, then introduce you to your spiritual master..." - Elizabeth Gilbert

"Thebest kind of a friend is the kind you can sit on a porch & swing witih, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had"

"You say 'HELLO' & inside i'm screaming I love you" ❤️

Image...Love is giving someone the power to destroy you:

6th April:

7th April:

8th April:

9^th April: "Everytime you say my name, a piece of me falls into place" ❤️

10^th April: "Everytime you walk away, you take a piece of me with you there" ❤️

13th April: "And when i first met you, i never would've imagined that i would've such strong feelings for you. I never would've thought i would have dreams about you or miss being by your side or get butterflies in my stomach when sumone mentions your name . When i first met you i never would've thought that i would love you.." ❤️

14th April: "Being with you or without you is how i measure my time" ❤️

15th April: "I wish you could put your ear upto my heart & hear how much i love you" ❤️
"YOU are the answer to my prayers" ❤️

16th April: "My heart is no longer big enough to hold all of the love i feel for you. It flows out into my bloodstream through my veins & into my skin. If you touch me you can feel it...humming beneath the surface" ❤️

17th April: "When u realize that you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible" - When Harry Met Sally

20th April: "Tears are the safety valve of the heart when too much pressure is laid on it." ~Albert Smith

21st April: "Love is fire. But whether it's gonna warm your heart or burn your house down you can never tell..." Jason Jordan

22nd April: "Sometimes i wish i were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts" 💔

23rd April: "To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved" - George MacDonald

24th April: "The heart is the only broken instrument that works" - T.E.Kalem 💔💔💔

25th April: "An invisible red thread connects those who are destined to meet regardless of time, place or circumstance. The thread may stretch or tangle but it will never break." Chinese proverb

28th April: (dont remember from which website i got this poem)

"My heart longs for you, my soul dies for you,
my eyes cry for you , my empty arms reach out for you.

Sticks and Stones may break you bones,
Aimed with angry art.
Words can sting like anything,
But silence breaks the heart.
I want to scream. I want to shout.
I want to have faith and never doubt.
I want to bend, I want to break,
to sleep and never wake.
To break down walls and to escape,
be alone and hide my face.
I want to feel, I want to touch.
I want to stop wanting you so much."

29th April: "Sometimes I touch the things you used to touch, looking for echoes of your fingers"

30th April: "The worst thing a guy can do is make a girl fall for him with no intentions of catching her" (via littlemiss) (via finallyseeing)

1st May: "Youth, like pristine glass, absorbs the prints of its handlers. Some parents smudge, others crack, a few shatter childhoods completely into jagged little pieces, beyond repair" -Mitch Albom

4th May: "Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to"

5th May: "And he says he doesnt care - but the look in his eyes tell a different story"

6th May: "One thing about human beings puzzles me the most is their conscious effort to be connected with the object of their affection even if it kills them slowly within"

7th May: "Some emotions dont make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love - why, some days it's so quite, you dont even know it's there..."

27^th May: "The soul that can speak through the eyes, can also kiss with a gaze" - Gustav Adolfo Becquer

29th May: "Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around." Leo Buscaglia

2nd june: "Nobody wants the person who hurt them to ever see how badly they've been hurt" ' Scrubs

3rd june: "Love happens; it is so incredibly messy. People around you can't comprehend why you do the things you do, or why you fight so hard for something that seems to cause you so much pain, because simply, they can't see. They can't see the invisible ring of insanity that surrounds you when you're in love. It's inconvenient and painful and devastating at times, but we can't live without it. What you don't learn is how hard love is. How much work it takes. How much of ourselves we have to put into it. How it isn't worth it until we are complete and utter idiots about it" - Andrew Landon

4^th June: "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future" ' Paul Boese

5th June: "There are a million ways to bleed. But you are by far my favourite"

8th June: "The pain i feel now is the happiness i had before. That's the deal" - C.S.Lewis

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"Sometimes, in our relentless efforts to find the person we love we fail to recognize and appreciate the people who love us. We miss out on so many beautiful things and simply because we allow ourselves to be enslaved by our own selfish concerns. Go for the man of deeds and not for the man of words, For you will find rewarding happiness not with the man you love but the man who loves you more. The best lovers are those capable of loving from a distance far enough to allow the person to grow, but never too far to feel the love deep within your being. To let go of someone doesn't mean you have to stop loving, it only means that you allow that person to find his own happiness without expecting him to come back. Letting go is not just setting the other person free, but it is also setting yourself free from all bitterness, hatred, and anger that keep in your heart. Do not let the bitterness scare away your strength and weaken your faith and never allow pain to dishearten you, but rather let yourself grow with wisdom in bearing it. You may find peace in just loving someone from a distance not expecting anything in return. But be careful, for this can sustain life but can never give enough room for us to grow. We can all survive with just beautiful memories of the past but real peace and happiness come only with open acceptance of what reality is today. There comes a time in our lives when we chance upon someone so nice and beautiful and we just find ourselves getting so intensely attracted to that person. This feeling soon become a part of our everyday lives and eventually consumes our thoughts and actions. The sad part of it is when we begin to realize that this person feels nothing more for us than just a friendship. We start our desperate attempt to get noticed and be closer but in the end our efforts are still unrewarded and we end up being sorry for ourselves. You don't have to forget someone you love. What you need to learn is how to accept the verdict of reality without being bitter or sorry for yourself. Believe me, you would be better off giving that dedication and love to someone more deserving. Don't let your heart run your life, be sensible and let your mind speak for itself. Listen not only to your feelings but to reason as well. Always remember that if you lose someone today, it means that someone better is coming tomorrow. If you lose love that doesn't mean that you failed in love. Cry if you have to, but make sure that the tears wash away the hurt and the bitterness that the past has left with you. Let go of yesterday and love will find its way back to you. And when it does, pray that it may be the love that will stay and last a lifetime." - Albert Einstein

"There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love."

"I try to talk to you, but i don't know what to say. I'm afraid you don't want me to say anything. So i don't. But inside of me there are words waiting to come out.And tell you how i feel-like how i miss you. And how i love you despite my broken heart. And how i need you in my life. And especially how much i want you. But those words may forever stay in my heart-locked inside.Sometimes i wonder if there are words locked inside you too..but i'll never know."

LOVE Isn't PERFECT It isn't a fairytale or a storybook. & it doesn't always come easy. Love is overcoming obstacles, facing challenges, fighting to be together, holding on & never letting go. It is a short word, easy to spell, difficult to define, & impossible to live without. Love is work, but most of all, Love is realizing that every hour, every minute, & every second was worth it because you did it together.

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When you truly care for someone, you don't look for faults.
You don't look for answers. You don't look for mistakes.
Instead, you fight the mistakes. You accept the faults and
you overlook excuses. The measure of love is when you
love without measure. There are rare chances that you'll
meet the person you love and who loves you in return.
So once you have it, don't let it go. The chance may never
come your way again.

[WAKE UP AROHI]

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Last but not the least,

"Love is patient, love is kind. [That's what Arjun is doing ..isn't he] It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always preserves."

"Bitterness imprisons life; love releases it. Bitterness paralyzes life; love empowers it. Bitterness sours life; love sweetens it. Bitterness sickens life; love heals it. Bitterness blinds life; love anoints its eyes."

"Love is more than just a feeling: it's a process requiring continual attention. Loving well takes laughter, loyalty, and wanting more to be able to say, "I understand" than to hear, "You're right."

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"Sometimes you have to test someone not because you don't trust them, but to see how much they'll sacrifice for you and sometimes you have to let them go not because you suddenly stopped caring for them but to see if they care enough to come back. You can never find the right person if you dont let go of the wrong, but at the same time the moment you feel like letting go, you remember why you held on for so long. Sometimes you have to forget what you want & remember what you really deserve. Life doesnt give you the people you want, it gives you the people you need. To help you, to hurt you, to love you, to leave you & to make you into the person you were meant to be. I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go. Things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right. You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together"

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Arjun--Arohi:: Sometimes your nearness takes my breath away; and all the things I want to say can find no voice. Then, in silence, I can only hope my eyes will speak my heart.

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We can cure physical diesases with medicine, but the only cure for loneliness, despair, and hopelessness is love. There are many in the world who are dying for a piece of bread, but there are many more dying for a little love.

"Just because somebody doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have."

"Sometimes we let affection, go unspoken,
Sometimes we let our love go unexpressed,
Sometimes we can't find words to tell our feelings,
Especially towards those we love the best."

"The pleasures of the world are deceitful; they promise more than they give. They trouble us in seeking them, they do not satisfy us when possessing them and they make us despair in losing them." ~Madame De Lambert

"The best love is the kind that awakens the soul"

"You will never know true happiness
until you have truly loved,
and you will never understand
what pain really is until you have lost it. "

Added By Agas

"Many of life's failures are people who
did not realize how close they were
to success when they gave up."
- Thomas Edison

"To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream,
not only plan, but also believe." - Anatole France

Added By Pavs

perfect quote for arjuhi:
"hawayen sar jhukayengi,,,, aandhi bhi har jayegi..mohabbat ki yeh shama..kayamath tak jagmagaygi"

By Parm_kaur

"The greatest distance on earth is not north and south,
it is when I am right in front of you
and you do not know that I love you. 😭"

"I'll give you the moon at night
I'll give you star that lights your eyes
I'll give you the sun that made just one more dawn
So another day may come
I'll give you my heart and soul
I'll be there to catch you when you fall
When you ask me what I give to you
Girl I'll give it all"

"Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, never... never forget it."

"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it." and Arjun is paying...😭😭

"The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend."😉😛

"You Can Always Follow Me . . .

But Can Never Catch Me"

QUOTE FOR AROHI FROM ARJUN:

"In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond. So hold the hand of the person whom you love rather than expecting them to hold yours..."

By Anjana

''The lady doth protest too much, methinks'' (Source: Shakespeare (Hamlet)

By Ria

It is impossible to fall out of love. Love is such a powerful emotion, that once it envelops you it does not depart. True love is eternal. If you think that you were once in love, but fell out of it, then it wasn't love you were in. There are no 'exit' signs in love, there is only an 'on' ramp."

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