Ria ka Adda (Special): The Adda Kreationz! [06/5]

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I never imagined Ria ka Adda could exist! But today it does....Daily we experience KMH through the creative minds at the Adda....living in different parts of the world....belonging to different professions.....age groups......yet all having one common interest....KMH......Arjun Punj.....Arohi Sharma.....and one common goal.......Dissection!

And in this eventful experience we come across some excellent creations.....They are buried in those huge number of posts the Adda generates! Sometimes we go dig them out.....read them and revive the fun moments we have had together....

So here is to those creations.....To the creators of those creations.....To all of you Adda Buddies! I have tried to bring them up as part of a single post (and it will be updated regularly)...

Here we intend to collect the 'general' creations which can be entertaining irrespective of being directed towards a single episode.....which can give us a quick laugh when we need one! which can make us go through those little memories that we have shared on the Forum!

||~The Adda Kreationz~||
            • The Lists
            • The Situations
            • The Images
            • The Poetry
            • Others

Notes:
1. I will update these posts on regular basis so that we can keep track of the Kreationz
2. Totally avoid quoting any of these entire posts, since they are huge in size. Qoute the relevant portion/use the @person format.
3. Kindly only discuss these kreationz in this thread
4. Follow the CoC and keep the thread clean!
5. Share your comments about this thread and make this special edition of Ria ka Adda even more special!
6. Thanks Asfaraz for the ArjuHi Siggie (Part of the Main Banner)
7. Don't forget to press the Thankyou Button....It took some time to get this done! 😛


Love,

~Ria


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1. The Don't Care List


by Adda Gang

1)Dont care abt Arohi where she ends up
2)Dont care Nuts marriage with Arjun
3)Dont care Aman's marriage with Arohi
4)Dont care HP pregnant ...
5)Dont care Hiten hitting on Aunty..
6)Dont care Salil's Apparent death seeing Aunty with Arjun and Aman.
7) Dont care Hanish bhaiya comes back from the dead - Pyar Pyar na raha - biwi biwi na rahi -salil guzar gayee
8) Dont care if HP dies of cancer while singing
9) Dont care if Arjun never gets out of jail -they lost the key anyhow and Ganga decides to stay with him (she's already dumped her fiance for him) N' we know Arjun likes older women
10) Dont care if they build a big shopping mall on the land designated for the Orphan's school
11) Dont care if Nikhil the superstud gets Antara and Sur pregnant
12) Dont care if Sukh Niwas is wrecked by a bulldozer rented by DK
13) Dont care where Savita ends up even if its back together with DK after wrecking AA's relationship
14) Don't care if Paddy and Mohan takeover the company from DK (DK deserves it)
15) Don't care if Mohan dumps Paddy for DK - I would pick him over her as well;
16) Don't care if Nuts takesover PM Media after Punji goes to jail
18) Don't care if Arohi's other brother and bhabhi take control of Sukh Niwas and kick HP, Antara, Sur, Purvi and Arohi to the curb
19) Dont care if Nats gets pregnant with Arjun's drug-child (Drug-child = she put Ekta powder in his drink n' seduced him)
20) Dont care if Paddy becomes a typical Saas who tortures Purvi in front of oblivious Salil
21) Dont care if Dream Boy Salil has an affair with one of his saali's (Antara, Arohi, or Sur)
22) Don't care if Arjun physically hurt Arohi (made her blind, threw her off a cliff, assaulted her, etc.)
23). Dont care if Arohi gets plastic surgery bc of hadsaa n' comes back with a new face (ehem new actress)
24) Don't care if Natz gets plastic surgery and comes back as Aroh to seduce Arjun
25) Don't care if Gossip Aunty transforms herself into Arohi or they switch bodies (spirit exchage) to get her men (Arjun n' Aman of course)
26) Don't care if Arohi loses her memories along with her eyesight n' forgets about Arjun (This may explain why she never visits)
27) Don't care if Arjun and Arohi die and are reborn n' fall in love again only to seperate.
28) Don't care if there is a leap and Arjun+Nats/Ganga's kid falls in love with Arohi + Aman/Siddart's kid
29) Don't care if the reason Arjun is in jail is that he killed Hari Prasad, DK, Savita, Natasha, Salil, etc.
30) Don't care if Arjun has plastic surgery (to accomodate actor change) n' returns to Blind Memoryless Arohi, the Superstar's life, as someone else
31) dont care arjun gets married to nutty, while arohi gets married to amen....they all live in the same house everyone happy😉
32) dont care if arjun comes out of the jail for arohi but arohi has already secretly married sid and has childrens with him
33) dont care if arjun comes out of the jail...and has to stalk arohi from afar since she probably hates him (after he made her blind by throwing her to a mirror)
34) dont care if salil has ANOTHER brother some were juss waiting till arjun goes to jail soo he can also full around with arohi...
35) dont care if ekta has to use another of her TRP weapon after 3 yrs :ronit roy:





2. The Recycle, Reuse, n' Reduce List

by Anjana and Ria

1. Earings;
2. Clothes (both AA clothes are borrowed from other BT serials especially whenever they try to think outside the uniform for Arohi. Also, is it me and my prepetual student status, but does not Arjun's new (sweater dress shirt) look remind you of a college professor. Its certainly reviving all the fantasies I had about my math TA during my first year of Uni before I spoke to n' realized that he was DODO. No wonder Arohi keeps calling him "Sir" - he looks a bit like "Sir" - Seriously I am not complaining I would looove to be his student😳😳]
3. Mirrors
4. Everything happens in the same garden and P&M (Did you see all the things they have in the same bldg - hospitaal bhi hai - wonder why Arjun hasn't run into HP] Which reminds me why is this Ladka buttering just Badimaa - uski hone wale Sasur or Saliiyo ke liye kuch nahi - salla kanchoo - challo koi baat nai recession hai bechara ko Salil ke saath cucumbers share karene hai parte hai]
5. Extras from PM moonlight as waiters n rescue DK n' appear in Punji's dreams
6. Dream sequences (Arjun's kissing fantasy being their title sequence - best recyling of scene everrrrr]
7. Dustbins
8. LCD
9. Bathrooms





3. Arjun Punj Swayamwar Application Form
by Karishma and Adda Gang

1. Name
2. Address
Why do you want to marry arjun punj
Why should arjun marry you

Some requirements:

1. Need to be able to share apples, coffee, clothing
2. Hilling, jhilling is a must ( dont be jealous if at clubs he is a better dancer than you) two left feet always work better than one....
3. Arjun punjj ka first time hai, so needs a girl who is experienced in this field (500 times)
4. Need to know WWF, soccer, cricket (anything that comes out of that sol LCD tv)
5. Needs a girl who blushes more than arjun (i dont even think this girl exists)
6. Girl always has to be confused, or create misunderstandings
7. Has to call arjun SIR..even when you do get married to him BT rule
8. Has to know salsa because its the only known dance in the television industry
9. Need to recycle mirrors, bathrooms, toys with him
10. Needs to be able to stand arjun fiddling with anything in his hands (phone)...i know its very distracting
11. ML problem girls will get first preference
12. Singing ( don't worry background music will be provided even if you are middle of no where)
13. Has to learn to do hardcore "stunts" (jump of a 2 feet high window)
14.the girl needs to know WWF ...and should be ready to get involved in catfight.
15.Girl has to be dumb when he is talking abt his dard bari bachpan
16.Girl has to take care of cockroaches , since PUNJI is ALLERGIC to it.
17.Girl has to dry her hair even though she is right in the middle of a big storm..becoz punji likes to stare at wet hair and the girl...
18.Girl has to watch all KJo movies ..PUNJI doesnt understand any other movies.
19.Girl has to be very good cook...sply Malpuas...punji loves them
20. Girl must either know how to either make (1) non-jaag walli coffee and/or (2) take jaag out of jaag waali coffee;
21. Girl must know how to take dictation or carry tape-recorder as it is one of Punji's preferred methods of communication;
22. Girl must be accessible by cell 24/7, so Punji can confirm that she misses him
23. Girl should not be into KISSing bc Punji isn't interested in being that kinda of couple;
24. Girl must wear ripable closes in case Punji needs to hide his face in sharam and/or be willing to wear uniforms style clothes so as to not overtax BT budget
25. Girl must be willing to hide Mr. Punj from Cougars like Gossip Aunty




4. Why Arjun Screamed (Predictions)
(REF: Episode 58-April 21 2009)

by Anjana and Adda Gang

1. He discovered Arohi has been renting out P & M premises to Nathuram & Sons, Cafe, Hospital, etc.
2. He overheard her saying "I love U" to Sidharth, but missed the "NOT"
3. He heard her say she doesn't like KJo movies
4. He discovered she's named him "Shruti"
5. He discovered contrary to his expectations she is not a size 2, but 4 (How did he discover this - obviously because the dress did not fit - Duh)
6. Arohi said she thinks Hritik is sexy, but because he had just left the pub (eh mansion - eh worry P & M bar) his ears were ringing, so he thinks she said "Prakash is sexy"
7. He's heartbroken because she her phone broke, so he can't ask her if she misses him 24/7
8. He must've heard real voice of Arohi when she was singing u know...I mean till now she was using someone else to sing the background score..and now PUNJI discovered that and is heart broken..
9) He asked Arohi for her OM and arohi has bluntly refused it...
10) Arohi refused to share Malpuas...
11) Because .. he only gets offered Nutasha/Arohi's half eaten apples and here KS is offering an entire apple ka bageecha for Arohi....Yeh kahan ka insaaf hua???
12) Because he found out that Arohi ate half of his share of Shimla bakery chocolates as a punishment for non adherence to Anu's todo list. 😆
13) Like Arohi....henceforth he has to be on 'uniform' dress code....Black/blue/brown shapeless sweaters with jeans.......
14)Arohi told him she regularly reads the Cafe and Adda posts....he is too embarrassed now since Arohi now knows about him inside out!
15) She kept calling him "Sir" (I dont know about Arjun...but i am sure going to give this filmi scream over this issue)
16) Arohi requested him to send one LCD to Sukh Niwas too!
17. When Arjun said 'tumhari aankhen duniya ki sabse khoobsurat aankhen hain', he expected her to say 'nahii tumhari mere se bhi acchi hain' - but she didn't, which hurt his latent H&M ego.
18. She refused to let him rip off any of her remaining dresses.
19. She said the only way she'll touch him will be via karara thappads.
20. He found out that not only is Arohi renting out P&M, she is also making money from loaning out her clothes to other BT shows.





5. Cure for KMH Hangover

by Anjana

1. Watch show or even read synopsis from another show (i.e. Choti Bahu) that is stupider n' sillier. Seriously, it cheers me up. In Comparision - KMH looks fantastic (fast paced, rational, strong characterizations, no redundant bhashans, loads of lead pair time).
2. Read Anu and Karishma's posts - these girls could make anything funny (i.e the Engagement of Punji + Nutts, Arjun's Swyambar Req List)
3. Watch old episodes (Magic Elevator, In Dino, AP trying to Smile, AP running from Unty at Wedding, AP + Unty dancing, AP feeling up Dhondz)
4. Read Ria's post for Perspetive
5. Read N's post for poetry, beauty n' Blind devotion





6. Reasons to Celebrate ArjuHi Breakup
(REF: April 20-24 2009)

by Anjana

1. Arjun's single and I am available (N' just stating facts here)
2. After the wedding Arjun will stop wearing "Sir" Sweaters - bc he will be in a different Avatar maybe return to suits 👍🏼
3. HP might die
4. We get one step closer to knowing why Arjun's in jail
5. It will hopefully have a positive impact on Arohi's wardrobe
6. We will get to find out more about the DK - Savita story after this hopefully
7. Aman will return to college, so Ekta will have more $$
8. Salil will turn into Devdas - (Why can't I get myself to like him - Oh that's right he's shallow)
9. the engimatic Karan Singh will return😃😃
10. We can get rid of the Buddhu Gang - bc there will be no Aro-Arju PM scenes
11. Arohi will stop using the "S" word
12. Mohan will get out of that hideous suit he's wearing at the wedding n' Paddy that overdone sari



7. Punji The Pathetic Lover

by Anjana & Mandy

1. Girl tries to say I love u - he's no & then go
2. Girl waiting for kiss - muhje nahi karna aata
3. Girl says I trust u to propose tomorrow - he insults her family!!
4. Girl plans shans life with him - He wants revenge n' tears for her
5. Girl wants support; he give her BO (Body Odor)
6. Girl wants shoulder and tight hug - she gets bak bak and bad promises (I will support u no matter what - yeah right)
7. Girl talk romance - he talks rocket science
8. Girl longs for apology - but he struggles n say u know what i mean, which alone take
shim 10 mins to say..by the
time he gets his meanin thru..girl will b snoring!!




8. Arjun Punj ke Hazaron Naam

by Adda Gang

1. Arjun Punj
2. Saaarrruu (Copyright by Arohi)
3. bereham zaalim (copyright fight btwn minniemau & Anu)
4. Khooni darinda (copyright fight btwn minniemau & Anu)
5. Jalaat (Copyright by little girl
6 Shruti (Copyright by Arohi)
7. Arrogant Phool (copyright by Anjana)
9. Ajju (Copryright by Mindless Mommy)
10. Punji (Copyright by Saardarji)
11. Dost (Copyrighted by Anu)
12. Swami (Copyrighted by N)
13. Kaidi 1203 (Copryright by Ganga Rai)
14. Saddhoo (Copyright by Adda People)
15. Sir (Copryright to Arohi, who generously shares with Bhuddu P& M employees)
16. Aatwah Ajooba (Copyright by Sur/Antara)
17. Naughty Boy (copyright by Auntie!)
18. Zaalim Darinda (Copyrighted by Anu/little girl)
19. Dharmindra (Copyrighted by Sardaarji)
20. Bhayya (Copyrighted by Mehr)
21. Hottie (copyrighted by me)
22. Women hater (Copyright by Arohi)
23. Casanova of the year (Copyright by Arohi)
24, Dohra insaan (copyrighted by Arohi during the Rupali MU)
25. Dhula hua baingan (copyrighted by me, applies when he doesn't change clothes for ages)
26. Spineless bachcha (copyrighted by An and me, applies when he is immature,illogical and jumps to stupid conclusions)
27. Nervous twitch (copyrighted by me, applies when he is hillofying)
28. Handsome (copyrighted by gossip auntie/little girl)
29. Big Boy (copyrighted by Nuttz)
30. Puppy/Puppet (copyrighted by Mandy)
31.Challenge (copyrighted by Nuttz)
32. Shakki hysterical janaani! (copytight Lata)
33. Naazuk kali (Copryright Lata )
34. Jaanu (Copyright Neha )
35. Pendulum (copyright An)
36. Oscillator (Copryright Anu)


9. Arjun is a Thief
(Reasons for him being in jail)

by Anjana

1. Lines (from Salil - he's not original author of Ek Pal ke Liye Zindagi)
2. Ideas (from Salil, from Aman, etc.)
3. Boquettes (from Natasha)
4. Apple (Arohi takes back wish to share anything with him)
5. OM
6. Raato ka Needh (Meri, Nupurji ki, etc.)
7. Clothes (Dhondz)
8. Rose (Restuarant for Unty)
9. Parfume (from Salil)
10. Kaam Chor (from P&M - woh aaj kal Kaam Chor he - actually pehley bhi tha - remember when he leaves Sids and Aroh to do major presentation & again takes off with Rupaali)




10. Why should Arohi Hate Arjun!

by Anjana

1. Didn't let Arohi into the Singing Contest
2. Had Antara falsely arrested
3. Made Arohi list problems of the "Middle Class"
4. Made Arohi work while wet and turned up A.C.
5. Made Arohi work in the dark
6. Made her drink his jhoota coffee
7. Called her fat (the dress yaar)
8. Physically assaulted her while under MU after she took care of him
9. Tore her Sari
10. Tore her Dupaata
11. Yelled at her for trying to help him with Rupaali
12. Believed Daku Daddy
13. Insulted HP
14. Made false promises to her
15. Pays her less than Sids when she does more work and has to put up with him
16. Gives her bakwas dictation for his own entertainment/nefarious purposes
17. Threw cake at her
18. Threw paper at her





10. A List of Arjun's Phobias

by Anjana

1. Badimaa
2. Arohi (he admitted he's scared of her when he was pareshan that she wasn't at work)
3. Cockroach
4. Parfume
5. Sharing Apples
6. the TRUTH
7. Rain (2 min walk in the rain and he gets sick, Whatever - WIMP)
8. Alcohol (He passes out everytime he drinks)
9. Sorry (he needs to know how to say it and mean it)
10. Happiness (Such a KERALA - this BOY)





11. The To-Do Lists

by Anu and Adda Gang

ARJUN
1)Hil-Hil ke chaal ..both hands and legs on the body plsss
2)Eyes need rest, use cucumber
3)Hit the gym...PUNJ mansion's GYM is perfect
4)Smile sometimes still fake pls improve
5) I think I'm going to get killed for this one, and a lot of you'd disagree - but I think that AP should tone down his majnu-ness a wee bit - eg he's always apologizing for the smallest things. It was such a relief for me yesterday when he got irritated about women finding moon stars etc beautiful - I wish he was in love, but with more attitude. I know that he goes all out for the people he loves (his dad and Salil), but rt now honestly Arohi is sooo dominating him! Just my POV.
6) Needs to learn how to give a HUG hehehe

AROHI
1) Remove SIR from ur dictionary.. DEFINITELY a must do..ASAP..NOW!!!
2)Change the dress patterns. Aur yeh nahii ke naya style uthaya aur uske pichhe pad gaye..why can't they mix up styles..uniform ki tarah dresses pehnate hai!!
3)Show some emotions towards PUNJI. Chahe mann hi mann mein..magar thoda toh response dena chahiye!! Also, she should be more understanding. saare time meri badi maa, meri behen ki shaadi, mera competition..she should really act as if she understands his past...not get mad when he's vulnerable and unsure.
4)Talk some sensible things with PUNJI. LOL!! Anu, please elaborate on 'sensible'.
5)Come out of ML abt the DDLJ scene - I doubt the creatives themselves remember that she knows AP pulled her in..his assistant stopped her from entering his cabin in the train!! Unko bhi ML ho gaya hai.
6)Cook some food for PUNJI. Plus any other sweet/thoughtful gestures.
7)Understand PUNJI's love , and reciprocate that instead of going overboard abt the self-respect and stuff. She could try and explain herself better as well and not fly off the handle everytime(and not use the holier than thou middle class argument).
8)Need big improvement in acting romantic stuff. Esp the 'bored out of my life' eyelocks..considering there'd be more of them in store for us in the future..that's the Indian telly version of making out after all!! She should definitely see herself in the lift sequence for inspiration. Adding to it - she should act like she's always 'aware of his presence' and that he 'ruffles her calm' - honestly, if one's in love yeh sab batana nahii padta!!
9) Needs to improve lip-sync ...ab professional singer banne ne ki aspiration and lipsync horrible nahin chelega...hehehe

SALIL
1)English ....english and english... need a big time change in ur diction. If not hire a dubbing artiste.
2) Salil's clothes too..I don't like his muffler look. Dunno if anyone else thinks so too..
I guess everyone needs a varied wardrobe in this show!!




12. How to Prevent P&M From Loss

by Karishma and Lata

1) Keep arohi at P&M for more than 18 days...(she was the only one seen in an "office" working, even if the only things she did was...playing with CDs, getting coffee, doing dictation, providing punjis email to other companies.... at least she was doing something) without her the company will go downhill

2) DK, Mohan, salil should start coming to the office.....(only time we saw salil at P&M was when he had to invite the employees to a party)

3) Remove LCD tvs....it's a distraction for us viewers and i am sure it's a distraction for all the employees (it's great to be up to date with IPL scores in the office but common seriously not needed)

4) Stop making the employees of P&M have second jobs as bartenders, waiters etc.... these employees are forced to work at P&M 24/7

5) Instead of gossiping about boss's love life ask the "gossip team" of P&M to watch ekta serials...(soon they will have plenty to gossip about)

6) Stop changing P&M in to hospital, cafe, bar, school, store, jail etc...do one business at a time...

7) assign real jobs to the employees....standing around in circles holding folders and spying on a boss is not considered a real job..

8) hand the company over to paddy lol JUSS KIDDING !!!!!😆😆😆

9) Stop gender discrimination!! P&M is losing out on a great number of good candidates because of this policy!





13. Why Savita Left DK

by Anu and Lata

1)Fed up of his drinking habbit
2)Fed up o his evil principles abt money
3)Fed up of Mittals sply Paddy
3)DK wanted to complete Mittals in football team creation and she didnt want to
4)DK wanted her to give up her profession
5)She was sick and tired of DK's dadagiri not to mention wardrobe!!!

6)Because he was rondu and chipku and emotionally unstable.
7) He preferred playing chess with Mohan over spending time with Savita.
8) He couldn't understand why she went missing randomly at times.
9) She got fed up with DK encouraging Arjun against taking showers/changing clothes.
10) She hated living with Natasha who was obsessed with sharing apples even when she was a little girl.
11) She couldn't stand Salil's diction as it was driving her mad and affecting her singing.
12) He married her cuz it got him some land deal and after marriage he was just interested in emotionally manipulating and blackmailing her.





14. How can Arjun Kill DK

by Adda Gang

1. Attack him with apples (jusss keep throwing them at him)....

2. Annoy him to death by marring dondzz or moti aunty (your choice)

3. Make DK watch ALL 70 BT/ekta serials and keep repeating them...till he gets mentally tortured

4. Ignore/ avoid him forever...(that's almost like DK is dead)

5. Tell him there's "land papers/money/treasure" at the bottom of the ocean (we all know how desperate DK is when it comes to richness, good way to drown him)

6. Force him to consume the same amount of alcohol and cigarettes you had when you were trying to numb your pain from the loss of your mother and arohi...

7. Make him wear the stinky sweater and jeans...that you have been wearing for weeks.....he will die for sure...and you wont even go to jail

8. Spike his drink with ekta's special powder

9. Invite him to ria's adda...i don't know about the other girls but im going to make him suffer muhahahah (evil laugh)

10. Send his application for Rakhi's swyamvar...iss se bada torture kya ho sakta hai!!

11. Make Rupali testify against him in court and get women's groups to pelt him with stones.

12.Make him watch Arohis "Aur waise bhi meine itne plans banaye unka kya badi maa"...over and over and over...and he will die out of anxiety to figure out what those plans were...

13.Hook him up with Moti Unty...uski shayari sunkar woh zaroor marjayega...or if not when she feels like sitting down...and he ends up as her bed...mar jayega...unty jail mein ...aur DK hell mein...hehehe

14.Shimla ki uss barf mein leave him out in the cold ...without water ,food and shelter..he will die pretty soon aur woh bhi kuthe ka mouth marega.. **physcho anu**

15.Leave him in a room with Nuts and he will die in 3-4 days...at max...Nuts ke bak bak sunkar..and that too nonsense bak bak..which has no meaning at all..

16. Get him to meet Mehr... Her shoe shop needs inauguration....aik teer se do shikaar!

17. Arjun should give a spectacular performance on Daaku Daddy in front of him! A heart attack would follow for sure!

18. Get DK to meet Savita...after that he will get drunk (that is a rule)....then let him wander on the roads...Hold back Arohi and the xtra P&M men....how many cars would the swaying DK dodge!

19. Call him to HPs backyard to share some secret...once on the bridge push him into the water! and than say "tch tch tch kissi ki "zindagi" per paani phir gaya" in H&M mode full on!



15. What is Arohi (The Wonder Woman) Immune To

by Anu

1)Immune to pain sheds at most one tear in life's utmost sadness
2)Immune to pain of the family members ...Sheds no tears when a marriage of a family member breaks.
3) Immune to weather ....snow...rain...blizzard....**except ofcourse if Punji is in sight her saree flies and she cant get hold of it ...that's a diff matter ***
4) Immune to a hot guy in the lift... proposing to her...




16. The Misogynst, Mr. Punj!
(a woman trapped in a man's body)

by Anjana

1. Eyeliner
2. Devoid of logic
3. Sobbing
4. He is Papa's Princess
5. All his constant Sharmaying like a new bride
6. hil hil ke chalna
7. Unty se chupna
8. over the top emotion (like hormonal imbalance a la PMS)
9. habit of eavesdropping like an old woman!!!
10. Addiction to KJo movies
11. fear of cockroaches
12. Slaps like a girl




17. Why Arjun should Hate Savitha
(even after knowing the truth)

by Anu, Karishma, Ria


1)She left him when he needed her the most ...whatever be the circumstances ...dont care...
2)He sufered 20 yrs of his life...longing for her...she can never get that back for him
3)He never smiled in 20 yrs...she can never get back those smiles
4)He hated all women cuz of her and he lost all his conscience cuz of her..again she cant get it back
5)He lost all the good things he could have done as a child...however much he tries he cant get that time back
6)He lost his love Aro cuz of her
7)He had to spend time at work at the age he should be partying with frnds
8)He never could trust anyone because of her betrayal
9)He became a zalim darinda infront of everyone in the world
10)He was left to spend 20 yr of his precious life with an evil man
11)He had no siblings ...cuz she left
12)He had no frnds again couldnt trust anyone
13)He shed so many tears longing for his mother...can she wipe them off??
14)He was in pain day in and day out when he saw ppl happy with their families ...can she get back those memories for him??
15)He all alone was crying on some unknown roof top...longing for his love...that happened yesterday...now can she wipe out atleast those tears??No way ....
16) No one packed him tiffin to school in the 16/18/20 yrs after Savita left
17) His favorite childhood house was left in ruins because of Savita's painful memories.. so all his favorite toys were left behind too and hence had a toyless childhood since..
18) She basically left HP to be eaten alive by DD even after knowing about DD's evil plans
19) No one bought him "Shimla bakery's" famous chocolates
20) The friendship theory....Dost ke Dost humare dost....Dost ke Dushman humare Dushman....Arjun has to Hate Savita since Anu hates her!





18. What Arjun's GF has to Forget
(She must suffer from ML)

by Anjana, Anu, Karishma


1. His periodic lectures regarding her "Aukad" whenever he gets mad!
2. His habit of throwing cake, paper, etc. at her
3. His jealous rages when other men think she's hot (i.e. Prakash when she's modeling, not jusst Annish)
4. His embarrassing habit of asking her to hide him
5. His abuse and destruction of her clothes (ripping saris, pallus, etc...)
6. His stalking/spying tendencies
7. His scientific talks during moments of romance
8. He insulted her family
9. His habitually MU
10)His pendulum swings on love and hatred towards woman.
11)He insulted her dressing sense
12) His lack of experience
13) His habit of re-gifting
14) indirectly called her a baby elephant
15) hugs like a brother not a bf
16) wears stinky sweaters for weeks




19. List of Suggested Changes at Adda for KMH

by Karishma & Rahila

1) kill savita, DK, paddy, nuttie, maddy...(actually i will let maddy go....he isn't even worth killing lol)....
2) i would stop adding new actors in the show ( seriously football team not really needed in a romatic serial lol)... save up more money for other things like set, clothing, food...etc...
3) no more misunderstandings (i know ekta you are having a heart attack right now)
4) arjun and arohi clothing changes....no more stinky sweaters....and ugly pink/white combination dresses
5) take salil to english classes ( yes salil HONEYMOON not Hungymon)
6) make sur and antara be more productive in the show (really bored of seeing them juss sitting at home/eating breakfast all the time....learn from the mittal brothers look how helpful they are)
7) stop making HP, savita disappear randomly ( the creatives think we don't notice these things but sorry to break it to you.... but we do)
8) get more sets....cant use P&M for everything.. look at 2)
9) please please no more car stunts
10) arohi needs to learn how to lip sink..(if you are gona be some great singer in future episodes at least learn to lip sink :)...so we all know KS wasnt looking for the X factor he was only looking for the best lip-sinking and clearly arohi sucked!!!! :)
11) stop changing the weather randomly ...morning its snowing in AP's window, afternoon at the bhoomi pooja its bright sunshine and next morning its raining monsoon...weather changes faster than a woman's mood with a bad case of premenstrual syndrome!!





20. KMH is "Hatke"....The Role Reversal List

by Anjana and Ria


1.No Dashing Knight and Damsel in distress - Instead we have Dashing maiden and distressed Knight (Ganga & Arjun)
2. Not an Evil Saas, but an Evil Sasurji
3. Not an Ambitious Man, but Ambitious Woman
3. Boy does not rescue girl, Boy hurt Girl (only question is how?)
4. Not Love Forever, but Love Neverever
5. Snake tempts Eve with Apple, but here Sasurji/Nutty (Snakes tempts Adam (Arjun) with Apple
6. Lover Apart not because of others, but their own STUPIDITY
7. No awesome wardrobe for Girl or Boy
9. Hero not loverboy, but brahmachari turned sadhu santh mahatma!
10. Boy does not serenade girl outside yonder window, but Girl serenades boy while he sharmayas behind trees
11. Boy does not fight for his love, but turns over custody of her to K.S.
12. Boy never gets to propose, girl does
13. Guys do the gossip (Ref: Prakash and Co.)
14. Girl leaves the Mandap before the boy does
15. Boy sobs and sheds tears...girl tries to stay calm and composed





21. Why Arjun should Marry Nutt-Asha

by Karishma and Boby

1) arohi is too good for him

2) nuttie is a fashion designer so now arjuns clothing style will get better

3) she only eats apples so he won't have to spend alot on food

4) DK's and maddy's relationship will change from friends to family (this is a big deal in tv serial)

5) more chances for arjun killing nuttie because he probably won't be able to stand her bak bak 24/7

6) punji doesn't have to hold NUTTS hostage at Elavator and make her say ILU
7) Punji doesn't have to listen bakwas like middle class (me paying royality to Anu and Anjana here)




22. List of People who should Sue BT for Torture
(REF: April 30, 2009)

by Anjana and Adda Gang


1. Anu (not only is she being tortured by her dost's torture, but she's has become so unstable her husband and daughter have moved to a different floor.)
2. An - although by now on route to becoming a Virtual Billionaire thanks to UC... still feels tortured after having to watch this "Super, Duper, Utter Crap... !" (Not paying u this time as I am simply quoting u and trying to get u compensation from Ekta for your time)
3. Morningdew - because she's in love with a fictional chain smoker - to quote her: Punji DOES smoke...heavily at that, and two, I STILL love him.😃
4. aadorboseroy - bc KMH is now irritating me much
5. Viss - was tortured, so much she became violent ("i was eager to come out here with swords...gunz AK 56 ...Spadez...axe......") Arjun has lost her love for the next saat janams (Arohi it seems u will soon have no competition left!! Not even Nuts)
6. N was so tortured that she couldn't prevent others from hurting her Swami (joote/darts se na maaro mera PUNJI ko), had to offer them free desserts (and me recipes), had chakar and fainted
7. Mehr was tortured to discover her bhaiya is "heartless"
8. Lovely/Vaishalli was so tortured she was left "just speechless at both Arohi and Punji's behaviour.."
9. Minnie was tortured that she had to pay virtual chawwani to An for her virtual copyright bc Minnie had to utter (u know "what" - I am not falling into this trap); She was also tortured btwn having to choose btwn An or Anjana+Anu due to Ekta's garbage serial; Lastly, she was so tortured her stomach hurt from not eating!
10. Sea-Gal/Boby was so tortured by Arjun's bakwaas that her "tears were rolling from my eyes.." and then eventually had to move to a different room to avoid being carted of to the MA (mental assylum)
11. AnnJan was so tortured - she found watching [Arohi] today was so painful...
12.Anut was so tortured she came up with a new word "cringeworthy"
13. Radz was so tortured that she stopped barsooing flowers - here there everywhere
14. Anjana was tortured at having to defend this love story on two fronts!!
15. Ria was tortured due to watching Anish's scenes twice...(I watch the show the second time while writing the post!) ended up with a headache and have lost my sleep!
16. Karishma was soooo tortured by badi ma always entering a scene late...and when ever she opens her big mouth...more misunderstandings are created...(i still think we should have left badi ma in the ocean for the sharks :)_)
17. Lata is tortured by her inability to go scream at the worthless production team for wasting SUCH potential..wish they'd stop treating us like mindless twits, move off their butts and WORK for a change! They have a brilliant cast and a decent plot outline. We can have such a phenomenal drama if only they use their money and brains well..after all they have surprised us with good dialogues in the past. However, what we mostly have to live with is utter, complete, rubbish.






23. Marriage Proposal Count
(REF: May 1, 2009)

by Anjana

1. Rakhi Sawant receives 15 thousand proposals... 15,000
2. Nuttasha (3 other dudes she tells her mom about + Arjun next week).... 4
3. Arjun (One from Arohi)...1
4. Arohi (Arjun promise phir bhaag giya)... 0
5. Purvi (1 from Hanish + 1 from Salil)....2




24. What does DK stand for?

by Anjana and Adda Gang

1. Darn Kanjoos
2. Devil Kutta
3. Daku Khooni
4. Darinda Kameena
5. Dev Kumar
6. Dude Kool
7. Dhokebak Khanjar
8. Diamond Kohinoor
9. Demon Khubhakaran
10) Desi kanjoose
11) Dilbar King
12) Dilchasb Kukar
13) Daddy Kool
14) Dilless Kameena
15) Duffor Kamchor





25. Dk-The Lies
(REF: On May 5th 2009 DK says he just lied twice in his life...The Adda contradicts!!!!)

by Karishma and Anu

1) getting arohi job at P&M

2)antara out of jail

3) salil and Purvi's engagement

4) lies about arohi

5) lies about savita

6) land papers

7) Lied to HP that Arohi is like his daughter and she will get all izath wizath at P&M

8) Lied to arohi that he will eat the sweets she offered him at sukh niwas and goes out and stabs them on ground...

9)Lied to Mother Inida that he has illegal affairs with girls

10)Lied to dost that Arohi may be his mothers plan...where he very well knows MI is not at error here.

11) Lied to MM his close pal ..that Dost loves Nuts...

12) Lied to Paddy that Nuts will be his DIL... we all know that's never gonna happen

13) Lied to dost that hurting his love will help him get over it...BIG LIAR he is

14) Lied to all of us sometimes saying its 16 yrs sometimes 18 and sometimes 20.

15) Lied to all of us that P&M is actually a music company we all know kya kya hotha hai wahan par

16) Lied to salil that he will get swiz flight tickets but he didnt... Iam not sure how salil went on honeymoon though..

17) Lied to HP that the land will have an orphanage



Edited by ria_h85 - 16 years ago
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1. Arjun Engagement Scenario

by: Anu


2. Arjun-Arohi Confrontation after Badi-Maa Misunderstanding in the presence of Anu, Nupur and Lovely!

by: Anu

Now we all know that AA ki breakup hojayegi....Dost with the diamond ring and Arohi with the Saree that Punji gifted her reach the garden....HP's/Punji's school garden ek hi baath hai naa...so zyada sawal math poocho mujhe...mujhe concentrate karne do ...seriousness ke liye mujhe khud bhi serious hona padega...anyways...

Arjun : To yahan par ho MISS arohi...**sarcastically**🤢
Arohi : Yesss .....Mr Arjun Punj ***more sarcastically***🤢🤢
Arjun : Oh Acha laga sun kar.....Khyar yeh bathao yahan pe kyun bhualaya mujhe ?? **frustrated**🤢🤢
Arohi : Woh yeh gift ...wapas karni hai mujhe.**angry**😡
Arjun : Good...mein bhi wapas mangne wala tha **angry**😡
Arohi : Gift tho wapas mang sakthe ho...dil wapas de sakthe ho? **heart broken**💔
Arjun : Dil ?? Kaun saa dil?? Kiska dil?? ...**sarcastically**🤢
Arohi : Mera dil......**sarcastically**🤢
Arjun : Tumhara Dil **sarcastically laughs** tumhara dil tumahare paas hoga mujhe kyun pooch rahi ho.
Arohi : Kya? Tho jo bhi hamare beech mein hua uska kya?**heart broken**
💔
Arjun : Kya hua hamare beech mein... mujhe kuch yaad nahin..**angry**😡
Arohi : aap jaisa gatiya aur dhokebaaz insaan ko meine nahin dekha **with slight tears**😭
Arjun : Acha mein aur dhoke baaz aur tum mahan **sarcastically**🤢
Arohi : Haan mein aap jaisi nahin hoon...aur yeh mere liye acha hua ki aapki asliyath samne aa gayi.
Arjun : Mujhe bhi bachut acha hua...ki mujhe sayi waqt par tumhari chaal samaj agayi. **thinking abt badi maa**😡
Arohi : Mujhe tho aap jaise zalil insaan se koi wastha nahin rakhni..**angry**😡
Arjun : Mujhe bhi tum jaise dokhe baaz ladki ke saath koi wastha nahin rakhna hai..**angry**😡
Arohi : Mujhe aaj bahut khushi hui ki mene aapko propose nahin kiya...warna mein apne apko kabhi maaf nahin kar paathi..**angry**😡
Arjun : Aur mujhe aapne aapse nafrath horahi hai ki mene tum jaise ladki ko propose kiya...aur tumse shaadi karna chahi...**angry**😡
Arohi : Shukar hai ...uss bhagwaan ka ki mujhe aap ki asliyath patha chel gayi...yeh lijiye aapka diya hua thofa **throws it on his face** ***tears in punji's eyes**😭
Arjun : Aur yeh lo tumhare liye laya hua ring...mujhe iski koi jarroorath nahi **throws the ring on arohis face** ***tears roll down her face ***😭

Kahani mein twist😃😃 ....Above was the scene that was to be shot and script was handed over to my Dost and Arohi...and add to this one more twist😳 😳N' ...I mean hamari priya Nupur😳 devi is on the sets, along with our Lovely Vaishali😆 and ofcourse Anu😆😆...

The three brainees😉 before landing in Mumbai decide that they will lie on the sets that Miss kapoor gave them the permission and everyone will beleive it. KMH ki trait hai na assumptions and no confirmation theory...so they plan to use that .😆😆


'N' ki haath mein eek taali full of flowers, petals ,she dressed in orange vasthra....Punji ki seva mein...upasthith...bilkul like meera bhai..**stop gigling**😆😆
Lovely
ke haath mein danda...all eyes on Arohi ...she determined to set Arohi right with expressions. **enough of those gigles**😆😆
Anu ...ofcourse with TO-DO's for dost, Writers and Directors...😆😆

Now lets see what and how the above scene which was to be shot actually turns out to be..😉😉.

Vathavaran:U ppl thinking yeh kya ...suddenly Anu news reader ban gayi ....nahin nahin yaar....I meant set ke climatic conditions...😉
Some P&Ms employees erecting the P&Ms /Punji's School/ HPs Garden....sab kuch eek hi tho hai...so plz zyada questions math pucho and just read on😆....Ok u ppl thinking why P&Ms employees right??I can see the '?' mark on ur faces😆 ...anyways P&Ms because they are multipurpose actors and workers **purvi ke shaadi ke decoration ka work**...I hope u ppl remember that right?. Ok Anyways ...they were setting up the artificial tress, benches, grass along with an artificial moon😆, sun😆, some ten fifteen planets😆😆**its ektas spl world...no limit for the number of planets**, gazillion stars***arohi ki chemakthi hui dress se bana hua kapda**🤣🤣. I know u ppl thought anu lost track of time right?.. ...whats the need for both sun and moon at the same time right ??🤣🤣... Arey yaar...there is always a need in ektas world... there is always a need for both day and night effect at the same time...I mean what if Punji suddenly decides to go on a drive on sunsaan si sadak it needs to get dark🤣🤣...right ...Ok those ppl in that setup ki kaam...and lets see what are the three brainees doing...😳

N ki whereabouts on the set:
Punji in white shirt and Dondz ka pant, practicing the lines from the script, is all hiloying and stuff outside the set ...Suddenly hears someone call him "Swami"😳....thats it...he all shocked😲 ...didnt know what hit him turns around in slow motion and looks at the empty feet ....and slowly starts looking up...sees the orange vasthra **thinks who is this jogan**😲...and then looks at hands which has a plate full of flowers and aarthi **confused**😲...and then apna dil thamke looks at the face into the eyes of N devi...N at the sight of his starts apna Punji jaap...*Om punji namah*😳...Punji all shocked ...tries to move away...but adamant N follows him...he all hilling and willing trying to run away
🤣🤣...just like the way he runs away from Unty ...but no avail...N is all peeche peeche Punji😳..He tries to hide in the garden...but N follows him...so no place to go he just jumps into his van🤣...and N ...N the meera bai of 2009😳 ...stands infront of the van...and performs her kator puja....with flowers petals ,cocunuts & aarthi......along with Punji Jaap🤣🤣.Punji tensed wensed inside the van..

Lovely ki whereabouts on the set:
Arohi in her purple dress ...and with script in her hand practicing the lines..at the other end of the set...and Lovely with her danda
🤣 reaches there and goes and stands behind Arohi....Arohi unaware of this...tries to practice her first line "Yesss .....Mr Arjun Punj "...She says Yess 🤣 and thats it a danda on her hand.🤣..Arohi in pain turns around and finds lovely...

Lovely : whats this?? say yess again... 😡
Arohi : who are u? 😲
Lovely : Iam that person who has been bearing ur torture for last three months...u cant act, cant get one epi with perfect expressions,I have come here to set it right. 😡😡
Arohi : who are u to correct me?? ....😲
Lovely : I have a spl permission from Miss kapoor to correct u...so u better listen to me. **warns** 😡
😡😡😡

Arohi has no other way then to follow her. So she starts practicing.....
Arohi : "Yess"...
Lovely : Do it again..."Yess was not right"...😡
Arohi :Yeh kya lovely ji mein teek hi tho kar rahi hoon...😲
Lovely : Yess has to be sarcastically said...script nahin dekha kya..😡
Arohi : Ab mein sarcastically hi tho keh rahi hoon...😲
Lovely : Acha **sarcastically** isse kehthe hai sarcastic...chalo phir se bolo...yess..😡😡

this goes on and on and on ....Arohi stuck at the first line of the script and Lovely not satisfied.
🤣🤣🤣


Anu ki whereabouts on the set:
The writers and director talking abt the shot and Anu reaches there.They see Anu and shocked ask who are u?. Anu says I have been bearing this torture of illogical and irrelavant nonsense for last 3 months😡... Miss kapoor gave me spl permission to correct ur script , direction and Punjis action..So u better listen to me or end up on the receiving side of Miss Kapoors wrath😉. They scared at the thought ...agree to listen to Anu. Anu demads the script...the writers hand her the above lines. Anu just glances the lines😲 and says who wrote this script. One guy stands up and thats it he gets black and blue. 😡

Anu : Yeh koi script hai? Isse script kehthe ho?. Arjun aur arohi ka yeh jo dialogues hai ussme badi maa ki zikhr kyun nahin hui?. 😡
Writer : Ji nahin woh kya hai ki...KMH ki trait hai...MUs...tho itne easily woh Badi maa ke baren mein nahin pooch saktha.😳
Anu : Tum agar Arjun ke place mein hothe ...tho kya karthe?
Writer : Ji mein tho ....mein tho woh **trying to lie**😕
Anu : Itna hitchikichaneki koi jaroorath nahin...kahiye kya karthe?
Writer : Ji mein poochtha ...badi maa ke baren mein.
Anu : To phir aapko waise hi likhna hain naa script bhi.😡
Writer : Ji woh fiction hai aur itne easily woh puchliya tho hum story kaise drag karenge ?😃
Anu : To aap log story drag karne keliye...hum viewers ko ullu banathe ho aise dialogues likh kar...😡
Writer : Ji itni badi badi bathein math keejiye **almost in tears**😭
Anu : teek hai teek hai...change the script ...make it as realistic as possible... Logic miss nahin honi chahiye..😡
Writer : Woh kya hai ki anu ji...woh mein BT camp mein bahut salon se kaam kar raha hoon...tho mujhe abhi abhi aapne jo kaha woh samaj mein nahi aya... kya miss nahin honi chahiye??😲😲
Anu : I said logic...logic miss nahin honi chahiye.😡
Writer : Mathlab?😲
Anu : Arey bapre abhi aapko logic ka mathlab bhi samjana padega kya?😡😡😡
Writer : Ji wo mujhe sach mein samaj mein nahin arahi hai..aap thoda sa help kijiye naa script ke change karne mein.
Anu : teek teek hai...ab kar bhi kya sakthe hai...chalo ....get a pen and paper😳

Anu changes the script...and lets see how the above script turns out to be.😆😆😆


Arjun : To yahan par ho Miss Arohi...**sad**
Arohi : yes..yahin pe hoon ...***sad***

Arjun : Yeh bathao yahan pe kyun bhualaya mujhe ??
Arohi : Woh appka yeh gift ...wapas karni hai mujhe.
Arjun : To tum gift wapas karna chahthi ho?
Arohi : Ji woh...ab iska mein kya karoongi?
Arjun : Jo mera dil tumhare paas hai uska kya ?
Arohi : Aap ki marzi aap chahe tho lelijiye...
Arjun : Dil koi wapas lesaktha hai?Tum yeh kya keh rahi ho arohi?Kya issiliye tumne pyar karna sikhaya mujhe?
Arohi : Aap hi tho mere aur mere parivaar ko zalil kiya hai...apne aisa kyun kiya? Hum ne aapka kya bigada?Bathaye **holds on to his collor**😭
Arjun : Tum ne mujhse joot kyun kaha arohi...tumne mujhe yeh kyun nahin kaha ki tumhari badi maa hi meri maa hai?

Arohi : Yeh aap kya keh rahe hain?? **shocked** meri badi maa aapki maa hain?😲
Arjun : Kya tum yeh nahin jaanthi ho?😲
Arohi : Yeh aap kaisi baathe karrahe hain...aap mujhe pe vishwas nahin karthe? Kya itni hi hai aapki mohabbat?😲
Arjun : Mein tum pe vishwaas karna chahtha hoon...par meri andar eek gehri chot lagi hui hai...jo mujhe kisipe vishwas karne ki izaazath nahi derahi hai

Arohi : Apko mujh par vishwas karni hogi. Apko hamare is pyar par vishwaas karni hogi. Aap mere inn ankhon mein dekhiye..kya aapko inn mein vishwaas nahin?
Arjun : Mujhe hain...vishwaas hai...tum par mere iss pyar par vishwaas hai...kahin naa kahin mujhe lagraha tha ki tum innocent ho.Mein tumse bahut pyar kartha hoon😳.
Arohi : ***Tears roll down her eyes***Mein aapke bagyair reh nahin sakthi...aap mujhe kabhi chodke maath jaayiye😭
Arjun : Mein kahin nahi jaoonga arohi😳. Mein hamesha tumhare saath tumhare paas rahunga😳. Tumhare haath aghe karo 😳**engagement ki ring pehenadetha**😃😃😃
Arohi : **smiling hugs***😳😳😳 .
Arjun : **kisses Arohi on her forehead**😳😳😳


Anu hands over the above script to the writer proudly😆😆😆 and says isse kehthe hain script perfect logical , perfect dialogues and perfect end...isse pad kar samjiye kaise likhna hai..

Writer takes the script and after reading the script chekar kha kar gir jaatha hai...🤣🤣🤣..Koi set mein gets him some water and he comes back to senses...director rushes to him and asks him what happened

Director : Yeh aapko kya hua? Kyun gir gaye?😲
Writer : Ji woh mein ..anu ji ki script pad kar gir gaya??😕
Director : Aise kya kardi unhone script mein jo aap behosh hogaye?😲
Writer : Aap khud hi pad lijiye..**hands over the script**😕
Director : **reads the script and behosh ho jaathe hain**
🤣🤣

**Anu wondering whats happening , someone gets water and director comes back to senses**

Director : Yeh aapne kya kardi hamare script ki Anu ji?😲
Anu : Kya ka mathalab kya hai?...Mene wahi kiya jo logical hai..aap logon ko logics ke barein mein tho patha nahin...isliye mene likhdi bas.😳
Director : Ji woh sab tho teek hai...par yeh kya aapne undonoki engagement karadi?😲
Anu : Haan issme galath kya hai...woh dono eek dusre se pyar karthe hain...tho karadi mene unki engagement.😳
Director : Par unka engagement iss janam mein hone wali nahin thi according to our story.😲

Anu : Kya😲😲?? Yeh kya kaha apne ...aap pagal hogaye kya ...😡😡? Engagement karenge ya mein Miss kapoor ko bhuloon... 😡😡😡**dhamkaying the director**
Director :Ji nahin nahin Anu ji ...jaise aapki icha....aur waise tho bhi ..hum jab chahe engagement thod bhi sakthe hai....tho issme kaun si badi baath hai...**little hopeful**
Anu :Aap log hamesha kisike bhalayi nahin soch sakthe kya 😡??BT ki param para hai kya hamesha rishthon ko thodna😡?? Jayiye jaake scene ki thayariya kijiye...engagement karake hi mein dum loongi aaj...😡😡

The set is all ready....😛
Punji still in van...peeping out to see if N is out of the way
🤣🤣...par aisa thodi naa hogi...N ki kator deksha jaari hai..🤣🤣.....aur koi set pe usse hila bhi nahin sakthe hai...Miss kapoor ki permission jo hai..🤣🤣🤣
Lovely still with danda and Arohi still at "Yesss". 🤣🤣🤣
Anu done with script changes ....all proud 😆😆😆 of her karnama ...waiting at the sets.

Finally Punji is asked to step out of the van...Punji all scared steps out...'N' ...'N' devi...starts her Punji seva😆...Punji ki har eek kadam pe woh phoolon se swagath karthi hai😆.....till he reaches the garden set... Punji is standing in the garden with the new script in his hand.'N' devi at his feet
🤣 ...all into her prayers...Punji ko kuch samaj nahin arahi hai..Arohi comes to the sets and Lovely with her danda follows her 🤣 and Arohi stands besides Punji for the take and Lovely behind Arohi....Anu near the director watching the take.....N flowers barsaying 🤣 at Punjis feet ..Lovely correcting Arohis "Yessss". 🤣...Anu staring at Dost..🤣.....Before the director says take...Anu says Cut it..😆😆...Everyone turns around and look at Anu.... Anu says mere pyaare dost jaake shakal teek kijiye......go and shave..and come..I cant see ur face like that.. 🤣🤣...Dost has to oblige so goes to the one bathroom in the set and 'N' devi follows him🤣...he shaving and she continuing her puja even in the bathroom🤣.....Here on the set Arohi is still practicing "Yesss" and Lovely glaring her with looks and Aorhi is all tensed wensed🤣...... .Punji comes back and is ready for the take ...Stands beside Arohi. 'N' again follows Punji and sits at his feet and starts with her seva🤣....Punji very disturbed by this 'N's gesture but cant help it......has to oblige. Director about to say take and Anu says Cut it🤣.... Again everyone looks at anu and She says Dost ji ...jaake aank teek keejiye...woh eek hii teek taak thi aapke face mein aab uska bhi bura haal horaha hai🤣....... jaake thodi dher cucumber lagayi unpar aur uske baad thodi si makeup kariye.....Punji feels sad but cant help it...so again leaves the sets and sits on a chair and gets his cucumber and make up thing done and all the while 'N' devi punji seva mein follows him and is performing her punji seva even at his makeup..🤣..... Lovely still on sets and Arohi still at "Yess"🤣......After a while Punji returns to sets and is ready for the take.....Director again about to say take...Anu again says cut it🤣....... again everyone glare...Now Anu says.....Dost plz plz aapka LIPS🤣🤣... ka kuch keejiye itne dry hain...mere lips dhuk rahe hain...Punji is all embarrased but again cant help but oblige...so applies some balm.... Now all set to the take. 🤣

'N' still at Punji's feet flowers barsaying
🤣...... so Director plans to take a close up shot can't take a long shot naa....Lovely behind Arohi so the cameramen decides need some editing of the background stuff.....🤣....Alright the first sentence kehne ki thayari...sentence was..

Arjun : To yahan par ho Miss Arohi...**sad**
Arohi : yes..yahin pe hoon ...***sad***

so Dost to portray sadness starts Hilling
🤣..... and thats it Anu says Cut it.....Punji shocked 😲

Punji : I have done all that u want ab kya hua hai Anu ji??😲😲 **confused** *** N apne deeksha mein magna oblivious to the happenings
🤣🤣 and Lovely is not bothered abt the cut she is all into getting Arohis expressions right.🤣🤣***
Anu : Enough....😡😡...enough of that shaking.....Kya tumhari body mein springs hai...why do u jump around like that and throw that cell phone away plz😡...yeh hamesha appne haathon se kyun yeh sab karthe ho..?? 😡😡**irritated**
Punji : But anu ...mere haathon mein agar kuch nahin hai tho mein act nahin kar paoonga...**all sad**
Anu : U have to act with ur hands empty and u have to stand still thats it..😡😡.. **ordering**
Punji : ok I will try .....jaise aapki marzi **sad but has to oblige**

Take again....😆😆

Punji tries all his best but cant stop hilling u know why??🤣🤣🤣........cuz 'N' at his feet ...flowers barsaying and flowers ki wajah se Punji ke paaon khujlarahe the🤣🤣🤣.......and he can't complain **anu glaring😡 and cut it continuing, director banging his head🤣🤣***
Arohi tries all her best but cant get the 'Yessss' with perfect expressions which Lovely is looking for...
🤣🤣... **Every wrong expression that Arohi gives one danda from lovely***

This silsila continues for three days
🤣🤣......Arjun aur Arohi eek sentence bhi nahin complete karsakthe...ppl cant sleep for three days 🤣🤣....and Punji and Arohi bear the three geniuses for three days for 72 hours non stop and thats it....🤣🤣

Punji decides he is unfit for Acting and he is so bowled over by 'N' ki thapsya.....N was doing punji seva nonstop for 72 hours🤣🤣.......decides to elope with N to some remote place in Himalayas...so they set out on that journey.🤣🤣

Arohi looses her brain ...it basically crashes after so many dandas🤣🤣......and ends up at a mental asylumn...🤣🤣

Lovely and Anu decide enough of this now Miss Kapoor will come so lets jump and catch the next flight back home....🤣🤣

Miss kapoor lands on the sets...no epi.... no shot taken for the last three days...aghast at the proceedings confronts the director and the crew...they tell abt the happenings for three days and let her know that Punji jumped with 'N'
🤣🤣....and Arohi ended up in asylumn...🤣🤣.... Miss kapoor gets the shocker of her life and decides all this happened cuz of her nonsenical drama 🤣🤣...and so decides she will quit the business... 👏

Thats it😳...mission accomplished..😃...Iam done...I hope u ppl didnt cry...
🤣🤣🤣




3. Ek Pant aur Sweater ki Dukh Bhari Dastaan

by Anjana

Part I: Punji's Pad:

Black Jeans Pant ("JP"): OH NO! PUNJI NO! NO! Punji wapas bin mein! Dhondz hasn't even had a chance to take me to the laundry yet. ** JP tries to sink deeper into the laundry bin - hide under stinky baby blue sweater. But, Alas no luck ' Punji's Panjha JP koh padkar lehti hai and plucks him out**

***Punji hillofying and jillofying self into JP. JP Groaning ' No Lifebuoy again ***

JP: Why oh why can't he leave me alone. Ever since he's been in love with that Arohi ' he can't keep his butt out of me. I wonder who's going to be the new sweaty sweater today!!

***Punji goes to closet ' hil hil ke ' and ponders hmm "Usko violet pasande hai mein aaj violet/purple pehnunugi ' Punji sharmaying***

JP Thinks to self: Please Dhondz, if you can't take me to the laundry then please get him some Lifebuoy at least. YESTERDAY - He stood sweating n' baking in blue sweater for that Girl becuz he's got that stupid emotion called love! Gulp! When will my torture end! Gulp!

***Punji looks through sweater section of closet. One hand on cellphone. MSGing "Ek baat batao - tum mujhe miss karti ho?" to Arohi***

***Punji finds new Sweater ' Perfect Purple ' Arohhi ' Punji grins silly to self ' Arohhi ***

Purple Sweater ("SP"): * Thinks to self - Ufff! What's that smell?* To Pant ' u stink yaar? Kabhie nahatha nahi ho kya?***

JP: ***EMBARRASED & SAD*** Mein nahan chaati hu paar isse ishq hai or mein iska ek lota Black Jeans!! Samjah Karo***

***Punji fights his way into PS ' Skips to Dresser in Happiness ' Aaj uske paas khudki Arohiki favorite perfume hai ' Dhoondz le aye ' Aur Salil se borrow karna nahi barehga. ****

SP & JP: *COUGH! COUGH! COUGH! COUGH! **

SP TO JP: Yeh kya spray kiya?

JP TO SP: Yeh. Teeksay nahata nai aaj kal ' Par is Parfume mein khudko duboohta hai - har dina ' har raat.

SP TO JP: Yeh Kya BAAT hai?

JP TO SP: PYAAR ISHQ MOHABBAT

SP TO JP: PYAAR? ISHQ? MOHABBAT?

JP TO SP: Ha Yaar ' Varna koi ladki iss pagal ke paas kyu kara rehega?? Woh bhi Khushi Khushi!!!


PART II ' P & M Media ' Punji's Cabin

*** Punji all hillofying and dialing Arohi's number again ' par phir busy signal*****

SP TO JP: Vah yeh office to baari mast hey. LCD bhi hai!

***Punji fuming ' thinking gift nahi aayee aabtak. Woh bhi nahi aab tak. These girls *****

JP TO SP: Han hum cricket dekh sakte hai. Aaj India Pakistan ka match hai.

SP TO JP: Hum KKHH nahi dekh sakte hai? Muhje Brown Sweater ne baataya tha

*** Arjun fuming and pacing ' all tense wense and arms hillofying everywhere***

JP TO SP: Kya baataya tha?

SP TO JP: Yehi! Ki Punji ko Kjo movies pasaande hai****

*** Punji dialing Arohi again. No response again. Now rocking and hilofying jilofying in chair***

JP TO SP: Kash Punji woh KJo movies ki heroes ki tara har bakth kapara shapara badalta ' muhje nahaney ka mooqka milta!!!

**** Punji pushes computer away... fingers constantly on the phone ' dialing shyling*****

SP TO JP: Chor yaar hum kuch nahi dekhne ko miley gaya. Yeh ladka kabhi teek say bettha hi nahi. Har bakth hiltha or chaalta rehta hai. Isse ka problem kya hai?

JP TO SP: Mein baatya nah ' ISHQ! PYAAR! MOHABBAT!

Punji to Self Outloud: "Yeh Arohi bhina kabhie kabhie meri phone ka jab hi nahi dehtehey. Subha say office mein bhi nahi aayee hai. But, I hope everything is okay. "

SP TO JP: EEHEW! Yaar aab toh mein gayee ' Yeh aab hil hil ke ' SWEAT bhi karne laga hai!

JP TO SP: Yeh to sirf suruhat hai ' dekh aage aage hota hai kya ' Kal blue sweaterka hal boohut bura hogiya tha ' dhoop mein pasihna ka Ganga Yamuna bhaadi Punji !!!

****************************THORA DHER BAAD***************************************


PART II ' P & M Cafe

SP TO JP: Arey yeh kya hua? Punji toh baari baari dinghe maraha tha. Mal Road! 15 Minutes! Yeh Cafe toh uski office ki neechay ha

JP TO SP: SSSShhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- Koi sunlega ' Chup kar ' Varna Audience - SHHHH

****Punji all excited, but wanting to appear confident (Remembering Anu's list) - so not hilofying jhilofying*****

SP TO JP: Arey eider bhi LCD aur woh bhi SRK ki picture key saat. Woh Who!!

****Punji all happy at seeing Arohi, but she says "Sir". Sir not happy. "Arjun Sir" Punji still not happy. "Arjun" Punji all happy and trying not hilna julna (Anu ko waada kiya that ' Par woh kaise na hille? Kamse Kam Haat ' Nahi ' Anu baahut datengi ' Punji fumes inside then Khuda ka haat hi ultimately padkar liya; Guuuud Ideana ' Arohi nahi datengi ' Anu nahi datengi. Punji khush******

SP TO JP: Yeh namuna khon hai?

JP TO SP: Namuna?

SP TO JP: Namuna nahi toh aur kya? Yeh, dohno namuna hi toh hai - Ek Mumbai ki gharmi mein Sweater pehenta hai aur yeh full sleeve Kameez!!!

****Arohi and Punji both all nervous specially Punji who desperately wants to hilofying, but trying not to show it *******

JP TO SP: Yehhi toh hai woh!

SP TO JP: Kya baat hai ' teek say nahi bolna nahi aata hai kya tuhjesay?

JP TO SP: Ghuusa maat ho SP... Yeh toh hai woh ' Pyaar! ISHQ! MOHABBAT!

************Arohi and Punji talking shalking ' bak bak bak bak bak bak bak bak***********

SP TO JP: Yeh log kabhi chup chap ' Shanti say nahi rehey saakte hey ' Muhje SRK ki film dekhni thi yaar

JP TO SP: Yeh dohno ' Aur Chup Chap ' Shukhar kar Jhagar nahi rehey hai aaj - dekh aage aage hota hai kya


Episode 4: Saarru Driving Shiving

***Punji J Surprise for Arohi ' Capricorns Romantic ' hilofying and dhilofying all over car now*******

SP to JP: Yeh shore kya hai?

JP to SP: Meine bolana ' Ishq! Pyaar! Mohabbat!!

SP to JP: Ishq? Pyaar? Mohabbat? Nahi yaar yeh Shoore kya hai?

JP to SP: Woh hi toh hai - Pyaar! Ishq! Mohabbat! Samjah kar yaar ' yeh namuna phir green signal rukh gayaa hai!!

Honk Honk TTONHK HONK THOOOOONK

Stranger to Punji: Ghari karab hua hai kya, Sir? Mein Daakha dedu?

Punji to Stranger: Kya! Tum khon ho? Yeh mere gari ke window ke phaas que ho! Kher choddo ' tum, shaadi shuda ho?

Stranger ' Stunned by Punji's question ' daar daar ke replies: Ha! Ek biwi hai!

Punji: Ek biwi hai? Matlab? Ek khaafi nahi hai? Tum kaise aadmi ho!! Choodo ' woh kai pasande karti! Mujhe kareedna hai!!!

Honk honk Honk honk Honk honk Honk honk Honk honk Honk honk Honk honk

SP to JP: Hum to gayee kamse se ' yeh pagal aab bhera bhi hogaye aur humko bhi bhera bhanake choode rehga!!

JP to SP: Haan yaar ' Aaj A.C. bhi on nahi kiya ' kitna gharmi hai - Hum to gayee kamse se

***Punji khush ' guuud idea ' "chhuriiya" ' all hilofying, jhilofying and dhillofying ***

SP to JP: dekhte aage aage hota hai kya

Episode V ' Sukh Niwas

********Punji rings Bell... Hilofying from foot to foot... arm full of gifts... jhillofying everwhere***

*******Punji rings BELLL Again.... Hlofying and Jhillofying even more...barely able to stand********

SP to JP: Isse kya Michael J. Fox waala disease hai kya?

JP to SP: Michael J. Fox waali disease? Huh? Tu kya bakwaas kar raha hai?

*****Punji gives up on Door ' Dham Dham Soundtrack Con't Dham Dham Dham Dham ************

SP to JP: Punji ne pada tha National Geographic ke magazine mein ' Muhje Brown Sweater ne bola tha ' Michael J. Fox disease ' Parkinson's bolte hai shayad!!!! Hamesha hilta julta hai yeh ladkha!

JP to SP: Nahi Yaar! SIRF PYAAR! ISHQ! MOHABBAT!

***Punji hears voices and heads to GARDEN... MISSION AROHI BADIMAA AROHI BADIMAA***

****** All the hilling, dhulling and heat in the Garden causing Arjun to sweat wet even more*****

SP to JP: Aab yeh Namuna humko kaha leja raha hai? Mein bheeg gayeee... mein ro dhungi.. mein Utter Crap lagrahi hu.....Wah! Wah! Wah!

JP to SP: Rho mat!! Tu kitni aachi lag rahi hai... or feel bhi kar rahi hai!!!!

SP to JP: Sniff! Sniff! Kya? Jhoot mat bol! Mein kitni khoobsurat thi! Kitni fresh thi! Aab nahi!!

********Detective Punj, hilling dhulling, spying and evasdroping as usual ' looking at HP and Purvi's Parents; ************

****JP SHARMAYING ' PINKING SHINKING****

JP to SP: Tu kitna soft! Soft! Spongy! Spongy!! feel kar rahi hai!

SP to JP: (also sharmaying) Sniff! Sach? Mein aachi lag rahi hu? Tu kitna swweeet hai!

JP to SP: Sach... tuhje patha nahi ' theri chehra kitni masoom lag rahi hai ' theri bheegi bheegi rang

**********Arjun hilling jhulling fast fast towards car ' New Mission Talk to Salil ********

SP to JP: Tub bhi bahut handsome lag rah hai ' bheeg kar**********

JP to SP: Aab yeh ka jaa raha hai ' saj mein isse Parkison' hai - dekhte aage aage hota hai kya
*To be Continued*





4. Arohi finds Arjun's Mom Picture in the Library Book

by Karishma


episode starts
First the picture will fly from the book in slow motion.... 2mins

it will fall in to arohi's hands but she will ''accidentally'' drop it... 3mins

and just when she will bend down to get it...someone will call her name....she will get distracted.... 3mins

some random person will open the ''library emergency window'' cause its very hotttt....this will cause the picture to fly outside... 2 mins

arohi ( who is not scared to get into a cat fight but is too scared to jump out of a 2 feet high window)...will slow motionly walk out of the office to get the picture.... 5 mins

but at the same time some guy will drive over the picture and get it all dirty.....DAMMIT arohi won't get to see arjun's mom face :(... 5 min

and the episode ends


when all this is happening juss imagine...a fast tabala sound in the background







5. Arohi and Arjun at P&M Post Badi Maa MU
(REF: Last Week of April 2009)

by Anu

(Dost is Arjun Punj)

Dost and Arohi in an official meeting abt the new CDs that they are going to launch ...remember which was named against hmmm....
🤣...Arjun ...yep thats right😳.....We all remember how Arohi praised that name...now the same arohi lets see what she does with that name🤣🤣

Dost : Tho sidharth...hamara Lounge CDs ka kaam kaha thak aya ?
Sid : Sir woh project Arohi dekh rahi hai...**looks at arohi**
Arohi : Ji sir ...woh kaam ho raha hai...par I think we should re think abt the Cover title and its color.
Dost : **Very angry** Kyun?Kya problem hai ab uss title mein aur color mein?By the way tumhine tho suggest ki thi title and color?
Arohi : Haan Sir ...meine hi suggest ki thi...par ab mujhe lagtha hai ki woh sahi choice nahi thi.
Dost : Mathlab **all angry**😡
Arohi : **Stands up and explains ** Arjun....hmmm Arjun ka mathalab jaise aap sab log jaanthe hain...shweth hai..shweth kaa mathlab kabhi kabhi chori se bhi hotha hai...I mean... Woh kehthe hai naa...chor ki shakal safed hogaya hai..waise
🤣🤣
Dost : **fuming**
Arohi : Aur Kabhi kabhi safed ka mathlab jhoot bhi hotha hai..White lies...woh joh bahut se aameer log bhole bale insaanon se kehthe hain?? **evil smile on arohis face...Dost all hilling**
🤣
Dost : Yeh kya bakwas kar rahi ho tum...Miss arohi **angry**
Arohi : Meine woh naam suggest karne ke liye reasons bathayi aur aapko acha laga...ab mere naa kehne ke bhi reasons sunni padegi
🤣
Dost : **Fuming**
Adohi : Arjun ...haan...waise dekha jaye tho ...arjun naam bahut gatiya hai..kaafi purani hai....nahi arjun?Hamare lounge CD ko ..woh bilkul bhi suit nahin kartha...Kahan 2009 ka CD title aur kahan woh BC waqt ka Arjun..**sarcastically**
🤣
Dost : **More Fuming ...but cant help it**
Arohi : Arjun naam se agar hum apni marketing karenge tho woh hamare company ke naam par dabba hoga...kyun ki imagine Mahabarath's Arjun Woh jisne apne bal buthe par mahabarath yudh jeet nahin sakha.
🤣....Agar sri krishan ji unke saath nahin hothe tho woh Arjun kabhi jeeth nahin paathe..🤣....Agar Karan ko shrap nahin hothe tho woh Arjun eek din bhi yudh mein tik nahin patha...🤣...Hum aise naam lekhe apna promotion karenge tho usse hamare company ka reputation karab hojayega...issiliye mujhe lagtha hai...ki hum kuch aur soche aur Arjun jaise naam ko use naa karen..ab dekhna hai ki Arjun ...I mean Arjun sir kya decide karthe hain?? 😃
Arohi : Kaisa laga?😲
Dost : **fuming**smart....Very smart...


by Anjana


****AP fuming in suit*******

AP to Sid: Mein chaata hun ke tum ye special school project mein kam karo - aaj se tumhar har kaam Miz. Arohi karega.

Sid to Arohi: Sir ne kaha ke tum meri saab kam karogi kyunki muhje ye special school project mein kam karna hai. Yeh woh Mr. Balsara ka file hai - un logo ko Sir ki email dena bhulna maat.
Arohi: Koi baat nai - mein de dhungi.
Arohi on the phone: Hah. Email address hai ArjunPunj@Yahoo (BT Blopper special edition) - hah main spell kaarti hu. A=Ass, R=Rat, J=Jhoota, U=Ugly, N=Nasty.
********AP overhears and FUMMMMMESSS & WALKS OFF******************
Siddharth to Arohi: Tum kitne sweet ho... meri saab kam samal liya.
Arohi to Siddharth: Hum dost hai - koi baat nahi
Siddharth to Arohi: Yeh lo - mein tumhari liye coffee ley aayee
****Arohi spots Arjun Punj lurking n' listening - Pretending to talk to Prakash*****
Arohi to Siddharth: Thank you - jaag waali coffee - ley aaayee - mera favorite, cheeni bhi teek hai
Siddharth to Arohi: Tumhare liye kuch bhi - tum kitna aachi ho - sabki madat karti ho
Arohi to Siddharth: Kaash har koi tumhari tara samajdhar hota - logo ka respect karta.
**********************Arjun BP Explodes ***************************





6. The Story of Apples

by Karishma




AP: Man im soo hungry...maybe i will juss take one bite...arohi won't find out 😲



AP: Why does arohi always take BIG bites of the apple....this means less for me




Apple 1: wow what a beautiful day....god i hope i don't end up in some weird person's mouth.....

Apple 2: man im hilling and jhulling..😲. OMG!!! Where are they taking us...

Apple 3: these humans are taking us to karan singh's house...just because he can't impress girls with his cool hair and HIP clothing style...😆😆...he apparently thinks he can impress them by sharing "apple ka bagheechass"...he should seriously get tips from salil....😕

Apple 2: really we are going to the GREAT karan singh's house wow...im actually very excited now....😃

Apple 1: WHAT that's not fare you guys get to go to karan's house....dammit i have to go to mittal & punj's place.😭😭..you know what that means....that crazy NUTTIE all she eats is apples god!!!...at breakfast they don't even have cereal, bagels, or any other fruits...all they have is apples....

Apple 2: yaa well ekta can't afford to grow any other fruits....and cereals, bagels are not under the budget...😛😆

Apple 3: actually i heard....ekta is saving up money for a new actor...she wants to add another sibling to the mittal family..it's needed for the future script...and remember paddy has to meet the goal of creating a football team....😆

Apple 1: (reached punj & mittals fruit basket)...O NOOO here comes nutt case....😡😡..hope she doesn't pick me...

Apple 2: wow we are finally at karan's place....yo apple 3 you were telling me about impressing a girl who does he want to impress...😲

Apple 3: Miss arohi....😎

Apple 1: NAHIII....damit...😭...nuttie had to pick me....o well i guess mere nasib main ya he likha tha....at least arjun isn't around....or she would start her apple sharing natak .....then it gets really annoying......(god it should be in her resume.... im Natasha... i love challenges and my favourite hobbies include.... trying to share apples with arjun)😕

Apple 2: What karan wants to share apples ka bageecha with arohi...i thought arjun and arohi liked sharing apples...when did karan come in to this equation....😕

Apple 3: Man didn't you hear about arohi's "plan" .😲...it was to marry arjun so she can afford to buy all the apples in shimla.....but arjun over heard her talking about this secret plan to badi ma so they aren't a couple anymore....

Apple 2: ooooooo so i get it now karan wants to buy all the apple trees in shimla to impress arohi :)WOW.....kya baat haii....😉

Apple 1: omg omg Nuttie is going towards dukhi atma's aka arjun's room...yaar....now she will start her apple sharing crapp:(..😡😈....god if she can't finish a whole apple by her self...why doesn't she juss save it for later....let me juss put my headphones on so i don't have to listen to nutties bak bak...

mean while:

nUttie asks arjun to share the apple...

arjun says NO..😡

nuttie says: please please share karo naa....

arjun with his angry look says: 😡😡NOOO don't you understand English i said NO....

nuttie: please arjun share it with me....i can't finish the whole apple...

arjun finally couldn't take it anymore😡😡😡 takes the apple....turns around pretends to eat the apple...but actually puts some of ekta's poisonous powder on it and gives it back to nuttie.....

nuttie all happy eats the apple and dies 👏

...........................................................................

karan and arohi : share apple trees forever and live happily ever after😳

arjun marries the new sibling ekta added to mittal family and lives NOT so happy ever after :)...🥱

THE END!!!!



7. Arjun's Realization of His Love
(REF: Episode on May 1, 2009)

by: Anu


www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1172879



7. Arjun Talks to Dad about Arohi-Punjabi Version
(REF: Episode on April 20, 2009)

by: Mehr



DK *concerned*: puttar, Tenno ki hoya hega hey? bol na puttar'menno apni dil de gal nahi bataye ga? 😊
Arjun: papa g..meinno khud nahi pata hega k mein kee kawwa 😕'aaj'mein eik kuri noo dhekhyea..😍...
Papa g'mein onnoo dhekhda he raha 😍'papa g'meinoo aaj tuk kisi kuri noo dhekh ker ahey jiya nahi mehsoos huwa 😳'jis tarha meinnoo onnoo dhekh ker mehsoos hoya hega ❤️'

DK: (listetning silently) 🤔

Arjun (in flashback): oodi chehray dee maasoomiyaat 😍..oodey bheeghay baal 😳..aisay lagda piya see k mein bas onnoo he dhekhda rawa 😍'papa g'meinoo samajh nahi aayi k mein kee karaa! Meinoo nahi pata k mein jo kehnda payaa hoo o taannoo samajh wi aanda paya hega k nahi 😕..hoon mein kisi hor dey naal ae gal we tay nahi ker sagda na'😳

DK: puttar'too oday naal gal kitti?🤔

Arjun: nahi papa g 😳'mein odey naal gal nahi ker sagda *shermaying* ☺️

DK *encouraging*: tu sheir da puttar bun *pat on the back*..aur odday naal gal ker!

Next day

Arjun: oye Arohi! 😊

Aro: g Sir'😊

Arjun *hilling julling*: o mein'mein 😕'.tenno kuch bataana hega'😳

Aro: kee bataanay hega Sir? 😊

Arjun: tu meinay sirf Arjun kyu nahi bulaandi? 😕 *moo phula ker*

Aro: woh mein kaisay'' 😳 *shermaying*

Arjun: acha chadd 😳..dhekh mein ki laya henga!! 😃(takes out chooriyaan)

Aro: chooriyaa!!! 😃 Chooriyaa meinoo barri pasand hegi hein Sir!!😃

Arjun: "Sir?" 😕

Aro: mera matlab hey 😳'..Ar'Arjun 😊

Arjun: 😃

Aro (chooriyaa pehen ker): kinni soni hegi hein 😳'*admiring chooriyaa in her hands*

Arjun *in Aro land*: biklul gobhi dey phool jayi lagdi hoh 😍

Aro: KYA? 😲 Mein taannoo GOBHI dey phool jahi lagdi haa? jao mein taaday naal gal nahi kara gii *angry nudge* 😡

Arjun *back to earth* *hilling julling* 😕: nahi! 😲 Nahi'nahi'mera O matlab nahi hega see *confused* 😕

Aro 😡 (leaves)

Arjun: hoon mein kii karaa? 😕 *thinking hard* 🤔

After half an hour'seeing no sign of Aro ..he sends one sms to her 😃

"Assa dil day mobile vich tuhaadee Pyar di sim pawai hey! ❤️ Kitta load main card Armaanaa da, vich Hijar di battery pawai hegi! Nit Hasrataan naal innoo charge karday aan 😳, vich dard di tone bharai aa! teri yaad day signal aa ondey nay, par call na kadi aai aa"

Arjun k sms ka reply Aro kuch is tarha deyti hey (keeping his gobhi k phool wala dialogue in mind) she also uses vegetable as an example: 😆
"Romance karen noo jee ker da way... 😍
Date te jaan noo jee ker da way.. ❤️
ishaaray dey dey ker ak gayee aa...*sigh* 😕
teenday warga pak gayee aa 😕 "
Arjun's reaction: 😕 ab kya keroo? *scratching head* papa g say poochta hoo kya kerna chahye.. *sigh* 😕

*To be Continued*




8. Ek Pal-The OM Pendant
(REF: May 2009 Episodes)

by: Sonia

Arjun knows the truth and now he hates men (coz of DK) ok jokes apart.. he hates DK' Arohi met with an accident and lost her vision' Arjun holds himself responsible for this and cries and drinks' Its my fan fic so he does takes shower regularly! No stinking business please'

Arohi doesn't want to stay in Shimla anymore so BM taking her to Bombay with her so that she may also get a chance to pursue her career here' Arjun doesn't know about it and he doesn't anymore go to P&M office or stays in the mansion' He stays in their old house' he only lives to fulfill Arohi's dream and make her happy in any way' He is shattered and a wreck' The pain he had given her in the heat of the moment, haunts him now'

Arohi doesn't talk about Arjun at all' but Arjun is all she thinks about' Arohi knows that Arjun knows about her accident and the the truth' She knows he still loves her but then so much has transpired between them that now it would be really very very difficult or even close to impossible for them to cover the distance between them'Her wounds are fresh'. Yet she can't help but wonder that why didn't he ever try to meet her even once?? But then dejectedly laughing on herself brushes it away as she remembers he had said that whether she lives or dies it won't affect her'

The land deal issue is out in open and P&M is accused for fraud' since the studio was to be made on Arjun's name he is the main accused' Savita has warned him about it and he knows the proceedings are on but he doesn't care' DK has hired the best lawyer for him but Arjun doesn't co-operate at all' On Savita's insistence Arjun had agreed to co-operate with the proceedings of the case' Savita has denied him to meet Arohi but regularly updates him on her recovery' She knows he's repenting but she can't help it' She doesn't want to hurt Arohi'

Salil and poorvi are just back from their honeymoon and Salil finds out everything that's happened in Arjun's life and regarding Arohi from Aman and Nikhil'

It's the final court hearing day and today itself Arohi is leaving Shimla' Arjun doesn't know this and Savita didn't tell him because she knows if Arjun comes to know about it he would definitely miss his hearing' DK has begged Arjun to be there on time but Arjun gave in only because he had promised Savita'

He is in his car driving to the court when Salil calls him up and apologizes for not being there when he needed him the most' Arjun apologizes too for not supporting him in his decision of marrying Poorvi' Arjun enquires about Poorvi too' Salil tells him that Poorvi has gone to Sukh Niwas since Arohi is leaving for Mumbai today' Arjun all shocked (one more car stunt here) applies the brakes immediately' He further enquires about when is she leaving and Salil informs him that her train is in an hour's time or so' Arjun immediately starts towards the railway station' Last evening's snowfall has blocked many ways and traffic is slow too' but he manages to reach the station in time' he wonders why Savita didn't tell him that they are leaving for Mumbai' He frantically tries to look out for Arohi' All the while her smiling face and their moments together flashes in front of his eyes' DK calls him to know when is he reaching the court but Arjun refuses to come' DK warns him of the consequences and pleads with him to come' As he is talking to DK he spots Savita and Arohi standing in one corner' He cuts DK's call and move towards them' Other side DK tries reaching him again but to no avail' Since Arjun misses the hearing court announces its decision against Arjun' Arjun is to be arrested and jailed! (Maybe Anjana would be a better help here' I don't understand law much' so please excuse me here)

On the other side at the station' Arjun moves towards Arohi' Savita spots him and tells Arohi to be here and that she'll be back in a while' Savita questions Arjun but he ignores all' Silent tears flowing down his eyes he begs his mom to let him meet Arohi once' Reluctantly Savita gives in and moves away'

Arohi here is lost in Arjun's thoughts' thinking that after this moment we'll never meet probably' she is remembering all their fights, Arjun holding her hand, he kissing her forehead, she resting her head on his chest, she irritating him, he insulting her, he being a gentleman in rain, he teasing her' and a sad smile comes on her lips' A tear drops from her eyes when she realizes that leaving Shimla is also like cutting the last chord between them'She shuts her eyes' oblivious to her surroundings she is just about to loose her balance as a kid who was trying to run away from his mother's grip runs into her' But before she could fall a strong pair of arm holds her and prevent her fall' Arjun remembers their first meeting where she had held on to him to prevent a fall' time stands still for Arjun once again'

Arohi scared as a child still clutching on to the stranger's arm balances herself'

Arohi: Thank you' aapne mujhe girne se bacha liya'

Arjun doesn't speak a word' just keep looking at her angelic face'He thinks it's the same face that he had fallen in love with not so long ago' it's the same face he can see whenever he shuts his eyes' it still has the same innocence' its still so serene' so calm' yet it has lost its glow' He looks at her eyes and remembers when he had said that hers are the most beautiful eyes and he never can see tears in her eyes' he then remembers when he had wiped out her tears only to cause more pain' he remembers the tears that just couldn't stop after he announced his engagement to Nutts when he had insulted her' these eyes are still so pure' He remembers when she had confessed her deepest feelings to her how much her eyes had shone that day' The eyes that had once shone with love so deep just for him doesn't shine anymore' its lifeless!!! Unable to contain his pain he shuts his eyes still holding her' Arohi is feeling weird and secured at the same time' Something inside her wants to be like this forever' but something wanted to run away'. She wonders who's the person and is just about to ask him to leave her when she feels the drop of tear falling on her hand'

Arohi: Aap ro rahe hai??

Savita who had seen Arohi about to fall and Arjun trying to balance her come quickly at Arohi' side to enquire whether she's fine'. And when Arohi asks him whether he's crying' Savita rescues him by replying'

Savita: Arohi beta yeh station hai apno se door jaane ka gham toh sabhi ko hota hai na' (Arjun doesn't say a word yet just looks at his mother with gratitude' Arjun looks at Savita pleading her for a little more time' seeing no choice she says) Arohi main pani leke aati hoon' and asks Arjun to take care of her in the meanwhile'.

While Savita is away Arjun turns to Arohi' he desperately want to tell her that its him' that he's back' he wants to hold her tight' doesn't want to let her go' but'

Arohi: lagta hai aapka koi apna aapse door jaa raha hai'

Arjun: (tears run down his face) hmm'

(He smiles a little at her' when he remembers the moment when he had held her close against her wishes when he wanted to shoo Unty away ' He also observes her concern even for a stranger' he remembers the time when she had helped him to get home after he had got drunk and couldn't even stand')

Arohi: Kitni Azeeb baat hain na wahan aapka koi apna door ja raha hai' aur yahan main kisi apne se humesha ke liye door ja rahi hoon' dekha jaye toh door toh woh kab ka ja chukka hai' lekin kehte hain apno ko ro kar nahin hass kar goodbye kehna chahiye'

Arohi doesn't know why she is saying all this to this guy' and on the other hand Arjun remembers the moment when Arohi had got him to smile' He can feel everything slipping away from his hands'

Arohi: Aap itne chup kyun hai?

Arjun opens his mouth to speak something but thinking better of it closes it again'

Arohi: Main bachpan se Shimla main hi rahi hoon'yehi meri duniya thi lekin aaj waqt aur haalat aise nahin ki main yahan reh sakoon'isiliye main apna sab kuch peeche chod ke ja rahi hoon' aap udaas hai kyunki aapka koi apna ja raha hai' lekin uske wapis aane ki umeed toh hogi'

Arjun remembers the cliff scene where Arohi had said that she won't turn her back on her love' she'll give it a chance and he had turned his back to her and walked away' Though Arjun tries to hold back yet a stifled cry escapes' which makes Arohi restless

Arohi: Dekhiye main yeh toh nahin jaanti ke aapko kya dard hai lekin itna zaroor kahoongi ki dard hi hai jo apko jeene ke ehsaas dilata hai'

Just then the railway announcement is made and Savita comes back'

Savita: Chalo beta Arohi' train ka time ho gaya hai'

Helplessly both Savita and Arjun look at each other' With tears in her eyes Savita pats Arjun's head' to which Arjun understandingly nods'

Arohi: Ji Badi Ma (Arjun helps them till their compartment' Arohi is about to go in but thinks something and turns back' reaching out for the stranger guy' Arohi is in the train while Arjun is on the platform' she moves her hand around her neck and unties her OM pendant) Haath badaiye' Yeh pendant mujhe meri Maa ne diya tha' kaha tha ki umeed kabhi nahin chodni chahiye' Mere har achche bure waqt main yeh mere saath tha magar ab shayad mujhe iski koi zaroorat nahin' she holds his hand and put the pendant in his hand and he holds her hand tightly yet so softly for the last time' here the realization dawns upon her' Not ready to let go she expectantly says Arjun' as a tear rolls down her face' Her eyes once again expressed her undying and selfless love for him' Arjun intently looks at her trying to capture the smallest detail of her face to treasure it for the rest of his life' He wanted time to stop'.all their moments together are running in Arohi's mind' when she feels Badi Maa nudging her to get in' and Arjun leaves her hand and turns to go' The train starts' and he clasps the OM tight and turns to get her glimpse but couldn't see her anymore' There still at the doorside with Savita beside her' Arohi crying, speaks aloud "Ek baar rukne ko keh ke to dekhte Arjun"

On the other end Arjun is arrested!!!



9. Arjun-Natasha Engagement
(REF: May 5th 2009-after Arohi is humiliated by Arjun)

by: Manisha


As she steps into the lift.. she remembers Arjun's words "lift ka color badal jana chahiye" all the sweet memories comes back to her... the way he said ILU.. the way he held her hand n took her away... she closes her eyes.. tears flowing down.. she reaches the floor.. she wipes of tears.. goes to her cabin n calls up interior decorators.. she tries to concentrate on her work.. but she cudnt all the happy memories keep coming back.. she all hurt n sad.. whenever she sees Arjun.. tears just spring up in her eyes.. but she wipes them out.. she doesnt want Arjun 2 c them... she moves her face away from Arjun every time he confronts her.. not because she does not want 2 face him but becoz she does not want him 2 see her puffy n red eyes.. Arjun cud sense something amiss every time Arohi avoids Arjun's gaze but tries to think it otherwise.. he reminds himself all he want is to never let Aro back in his life n the engagement wud b the end of it.. he is quite sure of it n he does not want any stone left unturned to make that final blow at Aro..

On the day of engagement, he calls Aro.. he makes her incharge to serve the guests.. this way he made sure she wud always get the pinch.. at the moment of ring ceremony, with a sly smile he calls Aro on stage telling guests that she is his most imp friend n the ceremony wudnt mean anything without her.. she tries to avoid him but he makes her come on the stage.. Aro closes her eyes touches her Om n goes up.. she tries to keep her gaze down, but he makes her look at him.. and when he looks at her, he is all shocked.. suddenly something starts pinching him.. his eyes become all wet n a tear rolls down his face.. aah.. is this same Aro.. her eyes all puffed up n red, face pale, lips all dry n parched.. oh my god.. wat has he done 2 her.. his hands tremble n the ring slips from his fingers n rolls down the floor.. Aro quickly turns away, steps down, n goes behind one of the curtains as she cudnt stop tears rolling down her face.. nuts glances at arjun all perplexed n gives a fleeting look at rushing Aro.. DK quickly goes by his son's side quickly wipes out his tear n tells him to control himself n reminds him this wud b the end of all his miseries n pain.. 2 just go ahead.. Arjun is not sure of it though.. he feels something is tearing him apart.. something deep inside has again started piercing him constantly.. his mind is all blank.. he cant think of anything n just follows his Dads orders.. he takes the ring n goes on with the ceremony disheartened giving a last glance where Aro is hidden.. Aro hears the applause.. something stirred up deep inside her.. she cannot bear the sound of applause.. her hands searches for support.. she wanted 2 scream out loud, but it just remained trapped inside her.. she shuts her eyes tightly, holds on to her Om.. she cudnt control.. tears starts flowing down constantly.. nothing cud lessen the grief that she felt right now... she hears applause subsiding...she lets those final tears roll down... composes herself.. wipes down her tears.. tries to smile n comes out.. she starts asking n serving the happy guests.. she reaches where Arjun n Nutts r standing.. recieving greetings n gifts.. suddenly a sharp pain shoots up n there is a sudden surge of tears.. she controls hard.. keeps those tears away... slowly moves up to them.. n asks nutts.. "aap kya lengi, madam" Arjun again feels that constant piercing pain, which hadnt left him a bit, but this time its even more painful... Nutts orders something n with a faint smile Aro asks the waiter 2 serve her.. Aro slowly turns towards Arjun.. She looks in to his eyes n asks "aap kya lenge, Sir"... those words, her almost tearful eyes, n her look gives him such a stab.. wrinkles creep up on his forehead, his eyes become turbulent, he searches her eyes for something solacing but all he cud see is deep unrelenting pain.. he just cant bear it n turns away his face n nods No slightly... Aro feels something.. senses a faint hope.. wants to step forward.. but then sees nutts moving towards him.. n she quickly pushes away that thought.. all sad once again, she turns n goes away.. Arjun turns around n watches her go n suddenly he feels he has lost everything... suddenly there is a vacuum inside him... vast emptiness surrounds him... everything seems worthless.. even his own breath.. he closes his eyes n all he cud see is Aro smiling..
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1. Reading Arjun's Mind

by Ria






2. Adda is Famous
(Somewhere in Miami)

by Karishma







3. Punji Land Map

by Karishma






4. The Dart Game
(REF: May 1-5, 2009)

by Karishma


Dart Board

purvi: because she didnt tell salil that arohi likes arjun


savita: because she is never there when she is needed the most!!!


salil: because he doesnt even care why his best friend arjun is soo upset


DK: because he is a BIG FAT liar

Natasha: because she actually thinks arjun will marry her hahaha...what a joke!!!..dream on girl...not even an APPLE would wana marry you 😆
Paddy: because she is annoying..... my eyes and ears hurt when she comes on screen
Arjun: just for anjana because he is his own villian....ouch!
Arjun: 😍 bichara will need love...once he finds out the truth


have fun adda gang hit at the targets lol





5. The Daaku Daddy

by Karishma and Minnie



DK with churaya hua get up from following ppl:
1. kohl from Arohi
2. bindi from Savita since she wears 4 at a time!
3. polka dotted beard cut out of one of many Nutts' designer outfit
4. clothes and ammo from Gabbar the king of Daakus
5. turban I am assuming is one oh HP's shawl being multi-purposed here

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1. LCD in Jail

by Anu


When Punji goes to jail it will be night
he will carry LCD so that its in sight
LCD will make the cell look very bright
covering all movies is what he thinks right
he will be smiling seeing srk catch flight
if there is an outage there will be no light
LCD is supplied generator if not he may bite
punji watching movies forgets his might
Ganga enters the cell dressed all in white
Arjun and Arohi call it quits and finally reunite
we all go sleeping happily saying nighty night....






2. KMH in Poetry

by Anjana and Adda Gang

When Punji goes to jail it will be night
But, after darkness there is always light
n' that's why Ganga's wearing white
Eventually Arjun and Arohi will reunite

But DK will surely get mad at that sight!
The umpteenth time Savita and DK will fight
And indifferent to them Arjun Arohi walk happily into "Twilight"

In the meantime Salil and Purvi will overcome their MU plight
As the past can be overcome through true love's might
P&M will continue renting out spaces as money is tight
And poor Nutts will keep harassing men to take her apple's bite





3. Punji-Anu-To/Do List

by Mehr and Radz

Tu jaha jaha rahega, meri list ka saayaa saath hogaa

Anu ka saayaa, Anu ka saayaa, Anu ka saayaa, Anu ka saayaa

Kabhe meri list ko yaad kar ke jo bahenge tere aansoo

to wahee pe rok lenge unhe aa ke meray danday dhaasoo

too jidhar kaa rukh karegaa,Anu ka saayaa saath hogaa


Too agar udaas hogaa , to udaas rahoongee main bhee nazar aaoo, yaa naa aaoo tere "paas" rahoongee main bhee too kahee bhee jaa rahegaa, Anu ka saayaa saath hogaa

main agar bichhad bhee jaaoo , kabhee meraa gam naa karnaa meri LIST yaad kar ke, kabhee aankh num naa karnaa too jo moor ke dekh legaa, Anu ka saayaa saath hogaa

meri khushi rahi hai shaamil teri list k dukh mein ,

tere gam mein meri dosti ne diyaa hain, teraa saath har janam mein

too koi janam bhee legaa, Anu ka saayaa saath hogaa


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inteha hoh gayee TO do list ki....

aai na kuch khabar meri DOst Anu ki.....

yeh hamein yeh yakeen...*determined look on Punji's face*

bewafaa woh nahin...*Punji 🤗 to Anu*

phir wajah kya huwi TO do list ki...


inteha hoh gayee TO do list ki....

aai na kuch khabar meri DOst Anu ki.....

yeh hamein yeh yakeen...*determined look on Punji's face*

bewafaa woh nahin...*Punji 🤗 to Anu*

phir wajah kya huwi TO do list ki...



Baat Jo Hai Uss List Mein Baat Woh Yahaan Kahin Nahin Kissi Mein...

Woh List Meri jaan hain meri duniya hain yahi yahi Jail mein....*determined look on Punji's face*

Saath Saath Hai Woh Mere Gham Mein Meri Har Khushi Mein...*Punji all --> 😛*

Zindagi Mein list nahin to kuch nahi hai meri Zindagi mein...


inteha hoh gayee TO do list ki....

aai na kuch khabar meri DOst Anu ki.....

yeh hamein yeh yakeen...*determined look on Punji's face*

bewafaa woh nahin...*Punji 🤗 to Anu*

phir wajah kya huwi TO do list ki...


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wada raha...dost ka DOST say...mein nah hoh gii bewafaa
ye Anu ki dharkaney sun raha hey Khuda

chaahe tumhari aankhein kis kadar mera dil
tumko nahi hai pataa
ye Anu ki dharkanein sun raha hey Khuda

dil ne kaha, dil ney suna
meinay tumhe TO-DO list k liye chuna


Punji bhaiyya will sing only 2 lines after *hitting head on the desk*

Meinay toh ley li hey kasam
follow keroo ga To-Do list janmo janam






2. KMH Theme (Arjun's View)

by Sonia


Ever Since, I heard you'

I felt you through your words

Your melody struck the chords

I knew there was something

That binds me to you

Ever Since, I saw you'

I knew you were different

Pure blissful eyes so innocent

I knew I could do nothing more

To keep my thoughts from you

Ever Since, I touched you'

For once I felt so alive

That now I desired to live

A beautiful life of dreams

So that I could grow old with you

Ever since, I doubted you'

I lost my faith completely

I grieved my broken heart silently

I was blinded by wrong

So I didn't give a chance to you

Ever Since, I parted from you'

My heart felt sore and was bleeding

For you, it was pleading

But I thought I was betrayed in love

And I wanted to avenge you

Ever Since, I have hurt you'

I knew nothing would ever pain me more

I could see you silently implore

For a reason that I never offered

Before my shutting my doors to you

Ever Since, I knew the truth'

I have cursed myself day and night

Now that I know that you were right

I wish I could wipe out all the bitterness

And bring happiness to you

Ever Since, you left me'

My heart don't bleed anymore

I can feel pain no more

For it was gone numb

And I know I don't deserve you

Ever Since, I lost you'

I knew there's no meaning left to life

But I will live to feel the grief so rife

So what if I can't start afresh

I'll still live my life for you

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1. Titles for Characters

by Anu-Reddy

  1. Bhudu-Gang : P&M media ke sare office staff...except ofcourse PUNJI & Miss Intelligent.
  2. Bhudhu-Ram : Ya ya ...no one suits this title better than PUNJI ofcourse.
  3. Dream-Boy of KMH : Salil and his dreams abt marriage, honeymoon ,bachein... who else suits this better.
  4. Lover Boy of KMH : Ya ya again PUNJI ...
  5. Nuisaince-Gang : Nuts, Sid.
  6. Evil-Gang : DK(I hate to say this...but have to agree he is evil ). Paddy.
  7. Bholu-Gang : Now u must be thinking who is bholu ya...ya... there is someone like that tooo...HP and Mohan Mittal.
  8. Useless-Gang: All arohi's sisters, Brother and his wife.
  9. Funny-Gang: Nikhil & DondZ.
  10. Masoom-Girl : Miss Arohi sharma (listening to the word Masoom I burst out , but what to do PUNJI thinks she is masoom ).
  11. Mother-India : Mrs Savitha Punj, She is perfect moyther india left her own son and dost ke betiyon ko paal posne keliye cheli gayi.




2. The Spike Up Drink Recipe

by Karishma


1) 1 spoon of eno
2) 1 cup of red bull
3) baking soda (o make it bubbly)
4) pepsi ( for the dark color)
5) one really confused evil character (who always has this packet of powder in her purse...juss needs a reason to use it)
6) one realy innocent loving character (who doesnt even taste a difference between a normal drink and a ekta spiked drink)





3. The Nups-An Dialogue on Arjun Punj

by Nupur and An

HE IS PERFECTION PERSONIFIED!!!!

~N~


HE IS A LEARNER: WILL ATTAIN PERFECTION AT THE END

AN
A beautiful Thing is never perfect in the world ways!!!

~N~


BEAUTY LIES IN ITS IMPERFECTIONS

AN
Only to Those who can see.....understand ......and appreciate this imperfection
btw what is once well done is done forever.
~N~


Perception Currently Differs, When there is Uniformity, We will Call it Work Well Done

AN


It is one of the commonest mistake to consider that the limit to the power of our perception is also the limit of all that we perceive.......for example PUNJI"s perfection status!
There is no limit to this perception.......and no matter how & what we perceive, we may still never achieve uniformity in our perception on PUNJI"s perfection!

~N~


Limitation is innate, we hone some and let go some, but can we overcome all, I doubt that.

AN





4. Arohi's Defense Hearing

by Anjana


My lady, if you permit after that elevator scene my client has provided the following demonstrations of love (1) An Adorable Anagram for AP (repeat after me A=adorable, R=romantic, J=jovial, U=understandin, N=Naughty, P= Passionate ) (2) Has tweaked Mr. Punj's nose (3) Has serenaded Mr. Punji with his first name 16 times orally n' once in writing while at the same time exploring the various meanings of Mr. Punj's name all during the course of an office meeting (4) She has smiled adorably at him countless times (5) She tried to return his jacket 3 times when he gave it to her to shelter her from the cold at the advice of his clueless love guru (6) She did express concern that he was not feeling well when he was sneezing at the office and even offered to make do with tissues becuz it appeared that Mr. Punji required the handkerchief more (7) She gave him an opportunity to kiss her (but Mr. Punj was a dodo about it) (8) She did ask if kiss karna zaroori hai, but he aspires to be different kinda couple (what more could she do as sidda sadda Indian girl - she can't very well jump him like Nutts nah?) 9.) Although, he went overboard in his efforts with the umbrella, buttler, etc. while she was standing in line, she did tell Mr. Punj that his efforts were " "cute" 10.) Although, she did tease him about what she's told her Badimaa about him, the reason Badimaa knows Mr. Punj so well is becuz my client is always speaking of Mr. Punj (11) My client has also actually admitted her love to a 3rd Party (Badimaa), which Mr. Punj has yet to do (12) My client has expressed concern when Mr. Punj was standing outside in the heat because of her. (13) My client has also articulated directly to Mr. Punj that she requires his moral support, saath, n' faith (nothing more).
My Lady - I hope that has restored some amount of faith in you regarding my client's deep abiding love for the pagal, possessive, passionate Mr. Punj.





5. Anu's Arrest Warrent

by Mehr


ARREST WARRANT

TO: Anu-reddy

From:Mumbai court of law

Plaintiff: Arjun

This is to inform you that u have been accused of toturing Mr AP with your ever increasing to-do list. Listed below are the various CRIMES on which you will have a trial on:

CRIME1: "Hil-Hil ke chaal ..both hands and legs on the body plsss"

Arjun: How many things you want me to CONCENTRATE on lady?? 😕 *hands on hips* apart from memorising my dialogues and bearing Aro who's YAWNING during our eyelocks *hits head on the table*

CRIME2: Sit steadily in the car

Arjun: Aro ko dhekhtey he I cant stop my hilofying *embarassed* 😳

CRIME3: eyes need rest use a cucumber

Arjun: ok I'll consider that

CRIME4: Hit the gym...PUNJ mansion's GYM is perfect

Arjun: *muttering* need permission from Ekta Ma'am 🤔

CRIME5: Smile sometimes still fake pls improve

Arjun: I'm working on that ALREADY *disappointed* 😕

CRIME6: pls pls I beg u... never ever sing on screen.... ***watch SBS , u will know what Iam talking abt***
Arjun: ab Aro nay itnay pyaar say ☺️ kaha thaa mein mana kaisay kerta 😳

CRIME7: Guitar se cricket nahin kelhthe ***I love cricket ,so pls dont play cricket with guitar ***

Arjun: acha..mein toh Aro ko impress kernay ki koshish ker raha thaa 😕

CRIME8: fight for NUPUR in NO-PUNJI-LAND which is enough sazaa for NUPUR..

Arjun: WHAT? 😲 Ban my Punji ki kunji from punjiland so that all the customers DIE out of hunger? 😭

CRIME9: To do list is sending Jitters to PUNJI back home in Mumbai..and he must be having nightmares as u said

Arjun: YES! I'm having nightmares 🥱...proof: my baggy eyes *sigh*

CRIME10: Anu bowled over by KS ... He is truly amazing, funny , witty, humorous ,good looking. Just would love to see more of him... .

Arjun: I thought you were loyal to "me" *raised eyebrow*

CRIME11: Poor guy we commented abt his mobile, so kept it aside and couldnt live like that. Today he had his mobile still his hands were all restless ...

Arjun: still restless because of your To-do list..arrrgh 🤢

CRIME12: He will have to work really hard to get into my good books

Arjun: why do u want to challenge me to get into your good books *nudge*..why is it important for you?? 😃

CRIME13: I again promise u...hath mein hath rakh kar.. Still loyal to PUNJI.

Arjun: Loyal? My only loyal sevak is Nupur *smirk*

CRIME14: Mein PUNJI ko PERFECT bana ke hi chodoongi...

Arjun: aur mein mehnat 😎 kerta rahoo gaa *sigh*

CRIME15: there is no way PUNJI being PERFECT.. he can near PERFECTION if he tries hard though

Arjun: *cries* 😭 *hits head on the desk*

Thus, the court has summoned you to appear for a trial on 18th April

*sealed*





5. PunjiLand Hotline

by Karishma

Your are invited to arjun and (Arohi/Natasha/Moti aunty) engagement party
Who do you want arjun to wed please vote by texting or calling (1 for arohi, 2 for nutti or 3 for aunty) at 1-800-punjiland
Voting lines are open till 9:00am mon morning






6. Sanskrit Dialogue b/w DK-Arjun

by Anu


Arjun : Pithashri......swayam app hamare kaksh mein padaren hai??...aapki agya hothi tho hum swayam appke darshan keliye upasthith hothe? ("Dad u at bachelors party"...In that times there was no bachelors party so sorry guys no idea what they would have called a bachelors party in sanskrit)
DK: Mere priya putrrrr Arjun ....Kya hum aapke kaksh mein nahin padarsakthe? Kya humein aapke kaksh mein aana uchit nahin hai??("Cant I come here??,Iam I such a old person")
Arjun : Nahin pithashri...aapp ka chavi iss yug ke sabse prakashwanth hai....aap ka mukh se jo jyothi prajwalith hai...woh iss sansar ko margadarsh hai...aap iss ananth bramhand ke sabse sundar mukhse prapthi hain....aapke jaise divy mangal murthi ki aane se mein aur mera yeh kaksh danya hogaye....("Hot and Dashing....")
DK: Kyaa putrr arjun...tum mujhe lajith karrahe ho?("Tum mera mazak udarahe ho?")
Arjun : Nahin pithashri...mein tho sach ki prashashana kar raha hoon...("No dad")
D.K: Is shrusthti mein koi baath nahin chupayi jaa sakthi...mere priya kumar Arjun......agar woh baath prem ho tho...avashya iss shrushti ke har ek konein mein uska vachana ki jathi hai.......woh susheel aur soubagyavathi kanya kaun hai jo aapke man mein basi hui hain??...Putrr yeh kanya ki prem kaise bhavanaoun ko jagarahi hai aap mein?("love cannot be hidden who is that girl and how do u feel now-a-days")
Arjun :Pithashri...uss devi ke hi chavi har ek disha mein chayi hui hai...iss shrusti ki har eek sundaratha se hamein prem bhavana jag rahi hai...chahe woh kamal ke pathein ho ya...barish ke choti choti bhoonde ho...("she is everywhere, love flowers and rain)
DK: Kya putrr Arjun ...uss soubhagyavathi ko iss raj mahal ki maharani svikrith kiya jaaye?("get married then")
Arjun : Pithashri jaise aap uchit samje..hum aapke virudh nahin jaayenge...appke har agyaka hum palan karenge...("as u wish")




7. Paddy gone Missing!

by Anjana


MISSING - Have you seen this Woman?
One middled woman with crimpy 1960s hair style, highfashion, but matronly blouses n' attitude. Last seen at PM Media during Arohi's photo shoot. Please contact Mohan Mittal @1 8000 Witch Wanted if you see her. Her family (3 sons, one Nutty daughter, and Husband) miss her despite the freedom they are currently enjoying.





8. The 8 Commandments of K Soaps

by Aisha


Thou Shalt Stay Mute And NOT Speak Up At The Most Important Time (I bet when this whole Purvi-Is-A-Widow no one is gonna come right out and say "ACTUALLY We DID tell you!"
Thou Shalt Be Invited To The Next Scene of Importance Through Completely Random Means (Just watch. There will be people at the Big Reveal who werent there before)
Thou Shalt Participate in ALL UnNecessary Drama. Even When You Are Not Needed. (This will include minor characters like Aman, NuttyWitch and maybe even one or two employees)
Thou Shalt Be MisUnderstood and REFUSE To Clear Up Said MisUnderstanding. (This will probably be a lead on from the Golden Rule of not speaking up when you're supposed to)
Thou Shalt Not Be Able To Read Other Characters Expressions Accuarately (Someone will get accused and the Accussee will not see that the Accussed is SHOCKED and HORRIFIED)
Thou Shalt Try To Prove The Saying "Cry Me A River" (Seriously. Has there ever been an Ekta Drama where there HASNT been tears?)
Thou Shalt Enter The Scene At The Most CRUCIAL Moment (Whose betting that Salil and Purvi will be doing phere when Arjun and DK turn up?)
Thou Shalt Cause As Much Drama As Is Physically Emotionally And Mentally Possible (We're all gonna be exhausted after todays episode....)






9. The KMH SWOT Analysis

by Anjana


https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/kitani-mohabbat-hai/1169526/ekta-kmh-swot-analysis-for-u






10. The Theory of Iteration/Looping

by Ria and Anjana

Iteration/Loooping is the act of repeating. Though its a technical term, used in computing and mathematics, but how well does it fit on the K serials! The Arjun-Arohi process is
1. Arjun wants to torture Arohi....Arohi is Jhansi ki Rani
2. Their worlds collide
3. Circumstances bring them closer
4. They begin to understand each other
5. They get feelings for each other
6. They confess
7. Lovey Dovey Moments
8. Misunderstanding
9. Go back to step 1

Termination condition:
1. NDTV cancels the contract with BT
2. BT runs out of money and decide to ax the show

Post Termination State: Arjun-Arohi married!






11. Memorable Dialogues

by Manisha


https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/kitani-mohabbat-hai/1158430/down-the-memory-lane-my-fav-dialogues-4rm-kmh






11. Ekta's Budget Distribution for KMH
(Total: 100%)

by Karishma

5% on sets (you guys are like WHAT!!! There are sets used in this serial...i thought they were shooting the whole serial in ekta's backyard but noo guys there are handful of sets used ex) P&M building, road for stunts...etc )

10% on extras....this serial shows more importance to the extras than the main lead ex) moti aunty, P&M gossip team, guy who flirts with arohi....

0.1% on background music....no technology for editing music, sometimes music randomly stops :S..reference to arjuhi_love_lav : from 1:49 - 2:08

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_I-spGQCpA&feature=channel.......

2%....on clothing...only reason the number is soo HIGH because i like Natasha outfits

1%-10% - ekta pays her writers depending on how insulting the dialogs are.....so dialogs like "middle class, old baggage" gets more money....(the romantic dialogs are great )

0.5% - story writers...typical BT ..bakwaas....i swear if only they used the addas help .the show's story would have turned out soo much better....( n they do take addas help lol)

15% -- actors are great :)

Sooooo in the end ekta saves at least 60% from her budget by :

Making her actors do their own stunts

She does playback singing for the episodes

Grows her own apple trees

Using the same concept from past BT serial

Recycling sets & clothing

And if all fail use her TRP weapon HITEN :)




Edited by ria_h85 - 16 years ago
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Posted: 16 years ago
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😆 How long did that takew you to write up?😉
And when i come up with more Commandments can you stick them up there with the others?😃
Aisha xxx😉
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Ok now Ria.. where did you dig out these gems from??? I swear, this is the first time I read most of them, and I was howling bu the end of it.. my partner was just staring at me endlessly.. wants to share the joke.. but he being a KMH illiterate, I had to shoo him off.. 😃
Marvellous !! Never even knew such a talent pool exists on this forum !!!
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Posted: 16 years ago
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gosh ria!..u surprise me!...an absolutely awesome idea!..n the work and time it mustve taken you...girl u have some determination....kudos to you!...but yea i have an addition ..how bout THE WEAPONS LIST ...WATCHYA THINK?...DOES IT FIT IN HERE..cuz am not too sure..opps sorry fot hte caps!
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Posted: 16 years ago
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ria awesome 👏 due to time constraints i am not able to read more of your adda details , but i do not miss your analysis.

you have done a good job , thanks it just brought a big smile 👏

i loved your comment on choti bahu, agree compared to that serial KMH is too good 😉

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