Dadi's Revenge
Disclaimer: Alright I don't own the characters or the show Kitani Mohabbat Hai – 2, i'm a fan who is obsessed with Arjohi (Arjun and Aorhi paring). This fic though is mine. This is a place where i left my creative juices flow!
Words written in italics like 'this' are thoughts
words written like "this" are conversations
In this fic Dadi will punish Arjun and Aorhi for not behaving properly in front of her friend and ruining there photo shoot, with the help of her grandson Raj!
Chapter 3
"Arjun slow down! I'm going to fall down the stairs."
"Good, maybe you'll hit your head and it'll knock some sense into you." He continued to run down the stairs forcing Arohi to keep up or fall.
"Arjun I mean it! Slow down! I'm serious you janwar! I'm wearing heels for heavens sake!"
"I didn't tell you to wear them. Why do you dress up in the house so much? Are you trying to impress me?"
"What? Chee! Never! Not in a million years. Some people have standards. You clearly don't. Look at you dressed in sweats and a white graphic Ed Hardy t-shirt that has a two knifes through the heart that is bleeding. Who wears that in a house with a child?"
Arohi then made a the big mistake of pausing to reach up and pull at his shirt, she lost her footing.
Luckily they were at the last step and Arjun had a feeling she was going to fall sooner or later and quickly caught her around the waist with his hand that wasn't cuffed.
"This is why you don't dress up in the house and wear heels." Arohi righted her self and pushed away from him as much as she could, and stuck her nose up in the air.
"I wouldn't have fallen if you hadn't used your giraffe like legs to run down the stairs!"
"Oh right, so now its my fault you have short stubby legs?"
Aorhi gasped. "How dare You called my legs short and stubby! They are gorgeous and hot!"
"Right, says you. Now lets hide before the kid finds us."
Arjun turned to go left while Arohi naturally turned to go right. Both were suddenly and quite violently pulled back because of there handcuffs and made to smash into each other.
"Ouch!"
"Damn!" Arjun cursed.
Aorhi had hit her forehead on his lips and it hurt! Arohi put her free hand on her forehead while Arjun rubbed his lips with his left hand.
They shared a dirty look. Clearly blaming each other.
"Lets make it easy for him to find us. That way we can be free of each other."
"Yes Aorhi, I actually agree with you , this one time ."
"Of course you do, even janwars like your self recognize rational thought, sometimes."
"Even crazy fat girls like you who curse in every other sentence can say decent things once in a while."
While talking Arjun steered them over to one of the big pillars at the corner of the room and hid in the nook, pulling Arohi with him gently this time.
He didn't need a split lip.
"Oh he's coming down the stairs!" Arohi whispered, Arjun turned to look, sure enough Raj was looking around as he came down the stairs.
"Hmm I wonder where Mama and Dad are. I'm sure they both hid somewhere really good! I will have to try my hardest!"
"Sure, that's what you think kiddo." Arohi slapped Arjun on the chest lightly.
"Shhh. We can't make it THAT easy."
Arjun noticed that she didn't take her hand off his chest, but let it stay there. He had to be honest, he didn't mind it...that much.
Raj looked in the dinning room, then made his way to the bar, that's when he saw in the corner his parents behind a big pillar. Just then Jignish and Mikahale came inside and took a seat on the bar stools.
"Crap! Move back!" Arjun whispered.
Arohi also saw who had come to the bar. She quickly moved back into the nook some more.
Of all the times for Arjun's crummy brother and brother in-law to show up.
"If they see us playing they will make fun of us both!" Arohi whispered.
"Yeah." Arjun kept a hawk's eye on his brothers.
Mikahle saw Raj looking around the bar.
"Hey Raj, did you loose something?"
"Nope."
"Would you like to drink something?" Jignesh asked holding a up a tumbler of whisky. Mikahle raised an eyebrow.
"What are you asking, he's a kid." he whispered to his brother in law.
Arjun furrowed his eyebrow, he couldn't be serious.
"Is that alcohol?" Asked Raj. He came to stand infront of Jignesh and pointed at the whisky.
"Yes it is."
"Well, then I can not drink it. My mommy said only jahill, janwar and shaytan drink that stuff, and I'm a good boy. Oh and she said it tastes like Shytan's pee. I don't drink pee."
Mikahle started laughing. Jignesh looked like he was ready to strangle the kid.
"Alright kid run along." Mikahle patted the Raj on his back and gave him a small push towards the living room.
Just then Jignesh's cell phone went off. He left to take the call and Mikahle was left at the bar.
Arohi and Arjun let out sigh of relief. One disaster averted.
"Why are teaching Raj such words?"
"Well its a good thing I did."
"You would think so-"
"Arjun, is that you over there?" Mickahle got up and walked towards the corner.
"Shit!" Arjun cursed he could hear his brothers steps get closer, Aorhi also looked like she was in shock.
"Just go along with it." He muttered before he used a part of Aorhi's dupata to wrap there cuffed wrists and used his other arm to bring her closer to him. His free hand trailed up to Arohi's face where he wrapped a piece of her hair with his index finger and brought his face extremely close to hers, there noses almost touching.
"What are you two doing here?"
Arjun didn't turn to look at his brother when he replied. "Can't you see I'm a little busy here with my wife?" He let go of the strands of hair and outlined Arohi's lips with his index finger before turning to face his brother raising one eyebrow in question.
"Do I really need to spell things out for you Mikahle?"
Mikahle immediately got the idea. He backed up and put his hands up.
"Sorry Arjun, didn't realize...I just..ahh don't you guys have a room for this?"
No , really dumb-ass? Why suddenly decide to grow a brain now Mikahle? Arjun rolled his eyes.
"Yeah I also have a kid following me around all day. It's complicated."
"But I thought you and Arohi hated each other."
Oh My God this guy is so annoying and Arjun has no idea how to handle this situation. I will show him how.
Arohi took her right hand and trailed it up Arjun's left arm to his shoulder then palmed his face and turned his head to face her.
"I thought you said your brother was very experienced with women, but he seems so innocent in these matters, Arjun."
She then looked at Mikahle and winked.
"I'm sure you understand dear brother in-law, that adults have needs." Her hand went to the back of Arjun's neck and she tugged him down and her voice lowered. "These needs, basic needs, have to be satisfied in order for human brains to function properly."
Mikahle coughed loudly. "Ahh I see *cough*, sorry guys, carry on."
He turned around and almost ran out of the area. As soon as he was out of range Aorhi let go of Arjun, but he continued to stare at her. He gave her a look that made Aorhi's blood race and her heart skip a beat.
"Basic needs Arohi? You have needs? If you only told me sooner about your needs I would have been more then happy to take care of -ow!"
"Chee! Get away from me you badmash."
"Why are you so violent for, I just wanted to take care of your needs."
Arjun started laughing.
"Ugh, where is this Raj?" Forgetting yet again that she was chained to her husband, she started walking, and yanked Arjun along.
Dadi watched from the balcony as Arjun and Aorhi bickered a little before figuring out how to hide there cuffed wrists with her dupata, and made there way around the house looking for Raj.
Dadi picked up the phone and made a quick call.
"Hello, is this Royal furniture store's manager? Mhmm, okay putar remember that bed I ordered, the single one, yes I want it in my house with in the next half hour! Okay when you get hear I will greet you at the front door."
TBC....
Thank you for all your support everyone! I know its hard to get through the weekends...before KMH i used to look forward to the weekend...now I like the week days! A first in my life!