18 aug '09: big things, little things

hey! another ''normal'' bt,lt! except ... this is so early that is abnormal! 🤣🤣🤣
*ya, i think i'm still some left-over hyper-ness from early morning today... 😆*

* prem-heer thing: man! these two are completely absorbed in each other, aren't they? i mean, there was poor gi-it confessing her love for prem, on the street,technically in front of the world.

and who the heck was paying attention??! well, maybe the chaat-wala, 'cause it certainly looked like prem was channeling all of gi-it's naive little definitions of ''what is love'' back at heer! and heer looked like she was being given blow after blow after blow. 🤔

* little thing: well, well, what d'you know? other than gaali-maa who has her is-prem-loving-heer-again antenna on, i see that the rest of the world is still turning a blind eye to prem making naked love to heer in public.

seriously! out on the chaat-wala road, couldn't she really see that her spritely love-realisations were really coming to naught? i mean, didn't she get a clue when, after all that profundity, prem said he had to go to work?!? 🤣 *sorry for sounding mean, but that was sooo funny!*

and then, later, at the ''prem-heer-with-gi-it date'' 😆 -- there was no way gi-it could've avoided seeing that prem had his attention, his focus, his eyes, his ears were all on heer. *sigh, if only his nose and his mouth were there too... eyes boggling at that line. i can't believe i just wrote that!! ya, just call me a kiphph-desparado...🤣 * but guess what? she did not see it!

or are we gonna be told later that gi-it might be hyper, but not stooopid, and she did notice the rather obvious way in which the prem-vision was focussed with laser beam intensity on heer?

*sigh* i wish...

* little thing: ew. gaali-maa's insane happiness. that couldn't even be shaken when the kids made fun of her. eww.. 🤢

* big thing: man, the dynamics of the jzoo around gaali-maa is driving me crazy!

'kay, so gaali-maa comes in and declares ecstatically that prem's getting married. her step-daughter/daughters-in-law are all clearly shocked. gaali-maa threatens meher almost explicitly that nothing will go wrong. she practically crows with delight that prem is willingly participating in this effort.

which was all okay. what i found inexplicable was meher turning in distress to maya and kuldi and saying she couldn't believe it was true! loudly! in gaali-maa's hearing! what was she thinking??! is meher supposed to be that much of a duffer?? 🤔

and then! gaali-maa rips into her -- acting really sleazy in a saas-kinda way😡🤢 -- and the other two dont' say a thing!

i truly - truly! - badly want to know what hold this gaali-maa has over the whole family that they will defy her, but only behind her back! i want to know! like, now, darnit!!! *going red faced in trying to control my furious impatience! 😡*

* show production thing: 'kay, seriously! what is going on with this show and this horrid fascination for dubbing voices. and that too with voices that don't sound even remotely like the actor's voices on the show??

the most discordant part was when we were given that prem-voice on the call with heer, and in the very next moment, having him transported on the stairs (just so that he can look delectable in that blue-white light?🤣 ) and his voice transported into that squeaky one!

i mean, seriously, guys! are you really doing such a rush job on the delivery of an afternoon schedule that you can't get one prem line studio-recorded so that it makes it to the show?? can you guys please fix this?? puhleeeeaaase??!

*or ... er ... are you just waiting for the show to get shifted back into prime time and the schedules to get back to the old ones? 😃*

* prem thing: prem thing, prem thing, lovely white and blue prem thing!

'kay, here's a test to take to prove that you are insanely full of epe** germs.

while watching the segment with prem at his desk -- writing with a pen! 🤣🤣🤣 -- if you were mostly squinting at the screen to try to figure out whether he had that ridiculous undershirt thingie on or not, then you have a serious dose of epe. of course, at one point, if you walked right upto the monitor to stick your face close enough to try to catch pixel difference on those broad shoulders or ... ehm... torso, then you are probably a totally gone case. *sigh* like me. 🤣

*btw: verdict on whether he was or was not -- he was not. woo-hoo!*

* prem thing: man, that was a sweetly done moment. hc-as-prem truly rocked that moment.

• he was soooo troubled before the call came.
• he was soooo sweetly thrilled when the call came.
• he was soooo sweetly thrilled happy 'cause she said ''hi'' to him. *prem! just a lilting hi from heer shouldn't be giving you that much happiness, darling. whatever happened to steel-soul control, prem? 😍😍😍 *
• he was soooo happily startled when she (apparently) asked him out to lunch!! *prem! 😍*
• he was so sweetly smilingly resigned when she finally blurted out that gi-it wanted to lunch with him *that resignation, for a moment, made me wish heer had obeyed gi-it and not told him the lunch was with her. 🤔*

and then, he was soooo troubled at the end of the call. 'cause it soo looked like he was turning that question that he asked heer on the phone, round and round in his head, no? ''after you have fixed my marriage, is this the last time we are meeting?'' prem! please don't be sooo scared, prem, please? prem-heer-are-one will prevail, prem. don't lose heart... and become sad. not nice watching prem-heer being sad. please, prem?

* hc things: hmm! two-two new-new hc things came in today, i think? 😆

1. hc really has a (bad, mother calls it! 😆) habit of shaking his legs while sitting at a table, talking on the phone? 😆 looks like prem needs phukda around more to stop him from doing that.
2. hc has a habit of worrying the tips of his fingers as he is trying to figure a solution to a problem out? 'cause prem was doing that. i noticed 'cause ... i do that a lot. 😆
   

* heer thing: man, is she hating being stuck as a go-between gi-it and prem or what? poor thing. i really, really felt bad for her.

* big thing: but i must admit, i had this broad unholy grin on my face as (poor) gi-it said that ''taking prem for lunch'' was only the first and smallest of the many things heer would have to do with prem for gi-it!

oooooh, gi-it! suddenly, i am wondering whether you are not as dumb as you look, and have actually made a connection between ''heer juneja'' and ''prem juneja''. and are doing all this deliberately! 'cause man! that would be an uber, uber, uber-cool way of pulling the wool over gaali-maa's eyes and getting heer back into prem's life

*back into his arms, eyes, ears, nose, ... uh ... mouth!!

omg! seriously, i can't believe i just wrote that either! the things that these two make me do! i hate prem and his heer! 😡 i do! 🤣*

* little thing: er... so is anyone else now suddenly curious as to what the heck gaali-maa has hired the sleazy, sweating lawyer for?

it was to get phukda away from heer using sneaky ways. then... why would the lawyer need heer's signature and photograph? since he was going to ''copy'' her signature, that means the photograph goes over legal stamp papers, that he will sign her signature over?

i'm guessing that this entire get-phukda-from-heer scheme of gaali-maa's is what is going to break this apparently inevitable descend into hell for prem-and-heer. so, i do wonder -- what is this cadaver-that-used-to-be-a-mother upto? hmmm. 😕

* little thing: gi-it muttering to herself to have control was funny. 😆

* prem-voice thing: o. m. g. can he say ''hi'' in a more seductive, shivery way?? man, i hope not. this one was bad enough for my poor system to take. 😆 i swear it took me a while to clear the fumes from my brain so that i could watch the rest of the show... no wonder heer could only murmur a ''hi'' back to him.... *thud*

* prem thing: did anyone else see him murmur ''ma-am'' as he smiled and held the chair out for heer to be seated? 😍

* heer thing: oooh, she is being such a badly brought up child just now! 🤣 i mean, i thought that prem was being very mean with the loud comments on her ''khadoos face'' but i totally got why both gi-it and prem were companionably giggling over it. *btw, anyone else get the sense of gleeful revenge that prem was getting over calling heer khadoos? after all the times that his daughter called him that! and that was no fault of heer's either! meanie prem... 😆*

gi-it was being the more mean one in laughing at heer. i mean, what kind of ... er ... git, asks her best friend to go on her first date with her future husband-to-never-be? seriously! and then, forcing the whole ''questions about your past'' deal onto heer? tooo unfair. 😛

i thought prem was a little more justfied at pulling heer's ''nakchadi'' 😆 nose in public. i mean, of course, he knows where all her discomfort is coming from. but in the end, he does think that she has put together this wedding proposal for him, rather than ms. gi-it and her mother forcing heer into the spot with it.

and despite all that, i thought heer was behaving like a sulky brat. no matter what, that face would've earned a smart rap on the knuckles from mother if it were me doing it. 😆

*mother's reasoning is -- if someone's feeding you, you must always smile your thanks! even if the darned meal is inedible -- like full of bhindi! 😛 🤣*

but poor heer. i soooo totally got her screaming sense of discomfort when gi-it told prem that heer wanted to clear up his past before allowing them to go ahead with the wedding plans. that was a totally yuck moment from her pov... with or without that insane alllegiance that she seems to have for sticking with that promise to gaali-maa... 😛😛😛

and if prem thought that both of them had planned this out -- still not knowing that it was not heer who had arranged this proposal for him -- i couldn't blame him for that slightly angry look on his face at the end either.

* prem thing: although, more than anger, i thought that look on prem's face was more .. fierce determination. who else gets the sense that prem is going to totally make very public love to heer with his heart and mind and soul, ''telling gi-it about his wife'', in the coming episode? man! i think i'm dissolving into a pool of goop right here and now imagining his voice doing it... 😍😍😍

* big thing: btw, he said wife! not ex-wife or anything. did gi-it catch that??! 😲

when is anyone other than the jzoo and prem-heer gonna find out that prem-heer are not divorced? *and can never be in any real sense of the word? 😃*

* prem-vs.-heer thing: er... so did anyone else wince at the lighting and make up on heer vs. prem at the ''date'' table? there was prem all highlighted and both gi-it and heer in what looked like the shadows 'cause their make up was showing up... grey in that light?? i guess i had gotten used to seeing thick but nicely done make-up on heer. these past two/three days, it's been ... noticeable and unpleasant?

highlight of the episode: oh koi shaq??? how prem's smile was in his voice as well as his face, when he said ''hi'' to heer on the phone. oh, alright! that breathy, underhanded, seductive ''hi'' that he said just for heer, to heer, in the hotel when they met. ai haaaaai, mar jawan... 😍 *thud*

** epe: extreme prem exposure germs -- a fatal disease that i have from which i am desperately trying to find a cure. but am coming to increasingly believe that there might be no going back!!! 😭😭😭 oh, how i hate prem! 😡

Great BTLT ... you noticed Heer's make-up being a little too much as well? Something is not right here E , you and me have started agreeing on too many things need to do something abt it hmmm here is an attempt to reach a disagreement

I think AG is over did her expressions yesterday do you think so? "fiercly hoping you don't" so that we can reach disagreement 🤣

Hahah I love your posts!

Hiya E 🤗

Loved the last part. I seriously don't understand how geet could not see that Prem is more interested in Heer than her 😆 and I don't understand the dynamics of j-zoo anymore. What is up with these people? 😆

They give us a couple of premeer scenes with no logic and continuity at all and we all go ga-ga 😍 I don't expect to see any more reasoning and logic. After all its BT land. But yeah more premeer scenes of any kind........ bring it on people!! And we won't mind a kiphph either!! Ah-Ah not at all.

My heart just goes whenever I think of what all these two have to go through - even after this geet drama, there is nihaal case, ashlesha will make her grand entry sometime........ poor premeer. 😔

Love,
Ash

enjoyed reading the BT, LT things. E....

HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

has ny1 else said Hi in sucha seductive tone...dont think so...

Hey E,

So i guess you are back in full form now. thank god! missed u and the bt lt's. BTW one good thing has come out of the whole sickness thing of yours. You have learnt to change ur profile pics. And the first one you had was very good but this was takes the cake, the baker and the bakery. You evil, evil girl. Is it not enough that he looked drop dead gorgeous in that episode you choose to highlight that intense look and those eyes. Evil, evil, pure evil! Ok coming back to the episode. one thing i feel is I am ok with the way the story is moving but am getting really tired of seeing no change in Heer's thought process and more importantly Prem being tossed around like a ball between his mother and Heer. Also don't like the fact that Prem will now unwillingly use Geet as a means to get close to Heer. Very unlike him but then I guess Heer is leaving him with very little choice.

Prem thing: Have you noticed that whenever Heer is around Prem can see nothing but her? It's like everything else goes out of focus. The only thing that caught in attention in the whole Geet confessing her love was when she says those three words. But that managed to get his attention for a few seconds because all he wanted to do was being close to Heer. And he could do that only with his eyes though am sure his arms and heart must be aching to hold on to heer and never let go. BTW loved the "making naked love" expression. Has a nice ring to it. One thing am very thankful was that Prem didn't reply to Geet's confession and did the best thing, leave. What I didn't understand was his expressions as he sat at the study table and thought about meeting Heer at the hotel. But boy was happy to see Heer's no on his mobile that change in expression said it all. And the change in his voice when she asks him to meet for lunch. But am glad that he didn't think for one minute that Heer had forgiven him. But he was disappointed that it wasn't going to be a meeting that he had hoped for. But like he said anything to be close to Heer. so if he has to bear with Geet so be it. Totally and absolutely loved the way he said hi to Heer. Don't think anybody can say a simple hi more dreamly. But with Prem u never know. He may have more dreamy ways to say it. But does he love pushing Heer's buttons or what? Guess they are one after all. Both know very well how to push the other to a corner so they have no choice to come back to each other. Did you notice how he changed the order from two plates to one. Am sure he's going to be making "naked love" to Heer all through his confession to Heer. I think he's always doing that only thing is it becomes obvious when Heer is around. Will wait and watch Prem's version of Heer, his love and his wife.

I love the way said lovely hi to heer and yukh hi to geet😆

E!!!!!!!!!!! 🤗 How are you now?

Giit...I could cheerfully bonk her on the head and push her into a room packed with G3 clones 😳 I dislike her that much...I am quite sure she is Gaurav Sharma's twin-hyper bunny with fleas on drugs-sister 🤣

Prem and Heer 😵 I am getting realy annoyed with both of them..Heer for acting Holier than thou and treating Prem like he cheated on her with ALL the women on the earth and Prem for not kissing Heer and TELLING her that they are living together, no matter what.

You know Nans was telling me about how she wants a proper Premeer hug..and I told her that it cannot happen coz of Heer's attitude with Prem right now...and her reply was "She can loose her control na?" To which my very wise reply was "If she is gonna loose control than I want Phingoli and kiphph" 🤣 Hopefully the creatives will read this 🤣

soaps! 😆 'kay. just so that we are ''still in disagreement'', i don't think ag was overdoing anything. 😆 seriously though? i just thought the sulky act was a tad overdone -- i thought she'd have been more expressionless and not looking at prem. but she couldn't ''not look'' at prem, no? given that he removed his coat and was sitting there all neatly wrapped in that deep blue thing-that-covers-his-throat but clearly without any undershirt thingie on! woot, woot!
sonalicious, kis desh Rocks!i'm glad you think it worked.

ash *sigh* i know - i really, really, really want to see heer happy. *sigh* sometimes i think the unthinkable -- i want to see heer happy even if without prem. 🤔

amu142 ya... that voice. 😍

hope! hey -- haven't seen a hope-style long post here a while... 😃 heh. ya. i had to do something being bored and stuck in a room with a strange machine and mostly no internet access, no? glad you approve of the id-pic thingie. y'know? that was the one moment, the one thing, that made me want to shriek at hc ''you cheater! stop playing it so perfectly, darnit!'' before my brain melted... 😆

i agree with your philosophy on analysing the rest of the family. i wish it were that easy to do with that ridiculous prem and his ridiculously well matched heer. 😆

nuptalie 😆 lovely hi and yucky hi in prem's voice. ya. i guess that's just about right... 😆

triv!!!!!! 🤗 now here's a soul i haven't seen around a while!! 🤗🤗🤗

i soooo remembered you watching gi-it and your reason for hip-hopping prem! 😆 where are the pattshala's triv, where?! so miss my daily lessons on (a) how to adore prem and (b) how to give gaalis to the jzoo gang.

and hey! they've got a new harman -- who beats the old harman hollow in ... harman-ness!!! 🤣 aren't the mnstrz excited??! 🤣 *trying not to dance too much in my excitement at dreaming up-and-coming mnstrz posts... 😆*