btw, just for this show, i had to start a new type of ''thing'' -- the ''rme thing'', also known as rolling-my-eyes thing! 🤣 if ever you need to exercise your eyes, this is the show to watch -- 'cause your eyes won't have a choice but to roll 'round!!! 🤣 gosh!
* little thing: y'know s'thing? i am dying to see hc-ag play romance in a period piece. i'm not kidding. watching them, all dressed in those white baggy clothes, by that ancient looking four-poster bed... want to see 'em in a period piece....
oh, but wait a minute! aren't they playing a couple in a period piece anyway? this ancient-love-for-ever couple of ours? 😆
* little thing: but who else giggled when prem had his hands all tied up in that thread, with that really sorry look on his face all over again. i mean, seriously! how difficult can it be to loop a thread over your head and shoulder? man! prem is soooo into this faking-thing, isn't he?? 🤣
* big thing: i looooooov.... uh ... kinda like the way that prem-heer-are-one becomes physically true when prem-heer hug. no? *dreamy sigh* i mean, the first time i noticed it was when prem held heer to his side while telling the world that he would break eyes, burn worlds if anyone even dared to think bad thoughts 'bout heer. 😆 is nice to see that was just the beginning... that when he declared prem-heer-are-one, prem-heer became one ... er ... in all dimensions.
and this was particularly... huggy, wasn't it? all snug and tight-fitting and all? er.. no? or was it just me? 😍
* little thing: although, what was with prem and looking miserable and desparate 'bout telling heer that prem-heer-are-one?
er... prem? relax, dude. chill. even if you have no clue 'bout how to do it, heer does. prem-heer-are-one will prevail! deep breaths, prem, deep breaths... 😆
* little thing: so even before nihaal turned up, why wasn't meher sitting with prem-heer to do the pooja thing?
* big thing: ha! i just knew prem was going to be understanding 'bout nihaal. that was sooooo much of a no-brainer.
what was puzzling though was -- why did he walk to heer and ask her if she called him? that was really puzzling. i mean, in the end, he even said that it didn't matter whether she had or not! so.... what was the big deal in asking her in public like that????
prem is upto s'thing -- first that ''i wanna love you forever..'' spiel. then this public display of questioning heer.
what is he upto?? *puzzled muh*
* best little thing: ha!!!! vitchface sits there with egg on her bloomin' face when prem practically hugs nihaal and gets him into the pooja!
woohoo!! for that look, prem soooo deserved a hug! *only for that, 'kay? otherwise i wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot pole!!! you all know that, right??? 🤣*
* little rolling-my-eye (rme 😆) thing: in the middle of a pooja, vitchface is spewing invective to her mother 'bout how horrible prem is, and how controlling heer is... and no-one hears her???
i was soooo rolling my eyes here... i had no clue that i'd be rolling my eyes from this point to the end of the darned show! 'cause after this, they had the mother of all script bloopers, ever in this show!!!
* big-fat script-blooper rme thing: i cannot believe they showed heer with her phone switched on during that pooja. that was such a stooooooooopid thing to have scripted!
no way would heer have kept her phone on. and no way would heer have taken the darned call!
this had to be the worst scripting decision they have taken in the entire darned show! they could've done this after the pooja, during some other darned ceremonial thing -- this was unforgiveable. really stoooooopid move scriptwriters!
* little rme thing#2: after that mistake, i was sooooo ... dismissive of everything that happened, that i had pretty much switched my brain off -- i wasn't expecting anything even remotely sensible to happen.
but guess what???? i was right?! nothing remotely sensible did happen after that! everything that followed were incredibly rolling-my-eyes things -- ''rme things'', some big, some small...
(man! for once, in this show, i actually got s'thing right! and it had to be 'bout s'thing like this, right? how twisted is that?? 😆)
* little rme thing#3: of all the people who came after heer takes her call - it had to be gementor, right? that itself was soooo brain-dead -- obviously, it should have been prem who went after heer! i mean... d'uh!!!!
* little rme thing#4: of course, just at that point, gementor had to tell heer that heer should go. say .... what?????
all this time, it's been gementor dealing with ''samir'' -- in the middle of heer's parent's pooja, it has to be heer who has to go, right? how very... obvious that is! 🤣
* little rme thing#5: er... how many ways are there to leave the ambala house? how come prem didn't see heer leave? how come prem didn't go after heer and ask her what the heck she is doing?
how come prem left it to gementor to go after heer, and then to tell him what heer has done?
here, i stopped rolling-my-eyes... and started looking thoughtful instead. if this were an intelligent show (ie, had scriptwriters like triv/vibha 😆) then this would sooooo stink of prem setting the bad guys up for a fall.
but since i'm not really sure who the scriptwriters are, i'm just gonna w&w.
* little rme thing#6: samir. ya. sure. leather jacket. polo neck sweater. face that looks like it has gone through some serious botox treatment. didnchya think? 🤣
who is this guy -- the poster boy for the villain in a c-grade movie?? what i really wanted to know was where gementor went to dig him out from??? *seriously made me wonder for a minute if gementor had been an actress in c-grade movies before she met and married lalit-juneja... 😆*
* huge rme thing#2: c'mon! who expects heer to swallow that bull-poooop story that samir's selling her??????? this is the girl who said no to blackmailing to her god gayatri-mom! the girl who went to jail to prevent prem from losing his wealth, his self-respect! the one who had the common sense to solve the tussle between the marriage-party and the politician! i mean, c'mon!!! first of all, gementor had told heer that samir was involved in fraud, right? this accident cover-up poop is not fraud -- it's obstruction of justice! and ''samir'' has a videotape of the accident??? er... so-*bleeping-word*-what???? and for this, he wants as much money as prem has hotels??!!!
'kay, i confess -- by this time, i was overwhelmed by two-two emotions:
1. the need to 🤣 making really loud sounds of mirth. which i couldn't 'cause mom thought i was immersed in books that ... well... are not in the least bit funny!!! 😆
2. great admiration for heer. how the heck was she able to keep a straight face while facing ''samir''??!! more importantly, how the heck was she able to control her eyes from rolling??!!!!! really, i want to know!!!! 🤣
i mean, forget giving the best actress awards to ag - heer deserves it!!! for her tremendous control over her eye muscles, cheek muscles, neck muscles. seriously! 🤣
well, what can i say? i am just w&w to see how this whole ... charade! blow up in the bad guys faces!
i guess we got a bit of a preview of what vitchface is gonna look like. although i want to see much more! actually i want to see vitchface get sooooo shocked that she chokes, her respiratory system shuts down, her face turns blue and she drops dead of a heart-attack on the spot! going down in history as the youngest tv-character ever to expire and exit 'cause of a heart-attack! now see? that would be a ''natural death'' and quite non-violent and befitting my gandhian beliefs, just as much as the blackhole does!
what i want to know though is --
1. which side of the fence will gementor be on when the charade blows up?
2. will prem and heer be one in this? ie, are they gonna do all the right things together, in coordination? or are they gonna do all the right things, independantly?
for my part, i think gementor's on the good side -- setting up this stuff just to see that prem-heer-are-one will never blow up. and i think prem-heer are gonna do all the right things ''together''.
ah, but what the heck do i know? i don't get much right 'bout this show anyway. and when i do, it's 'bout stoooopid things like the number of blooopers that will come in the show to justify a first big bloooper... *sigh* oh well, back to w&w** for me!
highlight of the episode: i guess this one's going to be a no-brainer. ya, the incredibly perfect way that prem-heer fit into each other... and i remembered what heer said: ''manzil woh hai jaha prem heer ban jaye.'' ☺️ man, they are sooooo there already! ☺️ and oh! i loved how prem went to get nihaal to the pooja and vitchface's dreams all shattered and made her moan and whine, and me laugh and shine. 😆
*sigh* last exam tomorrow afternoon - the most important one. if you haven't wished me luck before - or even if you have! - keep your fingers crossed for me on this one! 'cause i'm being examined by gementor's brother...argh! 😔
** w&w: waiting and watching, copyright smits (sshekar of destiny fame... 😆)