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HELLO EVRY1!!!😃
me...posting my bekhanda captions after a loooonnnnggg tym!.......wen i saw tht post & rplies made by my frnds....i was soo touched......thanks a lot guyz!.......i cant blieve tht ppl miss my bekhanda captions & topics!.....lol!
btw, dis is my 1st caption on 2009!😃..........but its not so gud...😒
c it.....& do comment!
here's the link 2 my previous captions : https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/kis-desh-mein-hai-meraa-dil/1096122/my-8th-caption
dese r all nonsense......
Preet is gonna buy gifts 4 evry1 in the J-zoo!.......he wants evry1 to write in a paper......wat they want.....
Lallu : i want bananas.......ONLY BANANAS!!!
Prem : Heer......u can ask 4 lice shampoos.....it'll b very usefull 4 u as well as me!
Preet : ye khud bhi khati hai........aur sab ko bhi khilakar apni tarah banani chahti hai....😉😛
Prem : iss bandar ko yaha se bahar karna hi parega.....
Prem : aur paas maat aana!......use deodorant & lice killing shampoo then come closer 2 me!
Heer : I dont care!.....im gonna eat u first!
Meher : didi, its assembly tym!......there shud b 1 hand distance after each n evry person!
Heer : i thought, i'd b doin assembly wid Prem......widout 1 hand distance!
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here r the captions which i made 4 the caption contest (previous 1)........som of u wanted 2 c them........so here r they......
Dheer (telling lallu) : ARE EH ADHA TAKLU!!!....saarke adhe bal hotoki uper aur niche lekar apni aapko kya samajhti hai tu!!?....ek baar mere paas aaja......mere inn nashile kale balme rehnewale lice jab tujhe attack karega vaha teri sab bakwaas batein tab band hogi!!!...& we can also get rid off ur mouth's poisonous smell as well......!!!
(we all kno tht most of the tym, our Premeer doesn't need anything 2 say....jus staring at each other is enuf....but indono ka dil toh kuch na kuch zaroor kehta hai, while staring...so lets c wat their dils says...)
Prem : dekha jo tujhe yaar, dil gaane lagjata hai....tang tang tang tadang tang....
"lehron se chal ke jaal bicha de
dil ko ye behaal banade
saare deewane maane
na dekhi koi aisi girl
dekhi lakh lakh pardesi girl
ain't nobody like my desi girl
dekhi lakh lakh pardesi girl
sab toh soni n saadi desi girl"
sab toh soni n saadi desi girl"
Heer : "Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me
Ah Zara Zara Kiss Me Kiss Me Kiss Me
Ah Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me Hold Me
Ah Zara Zara .. Oooo Ooo Ooo..."
Prem kab tum yeh staring session bandh
karke mere paas ayoge...
Lallu : Are gaya3, yeh bander kahase yahapar ayi hai!? aur
kabse yeh mere piche pari hai!....aur isko kya chahiye mujhse!!?
Gaya3 : hehehe......dont pretend tht u don't kno anything......yeh toh apke duniyasehi ayi hai.....i mean 2 say is "JUNGLE".......aur isko lagta hai ki aap iske grandfather hai & also the king of Banders in the jungle!......so yeh aapko vapas lejana chahte hai......ppl shud stay in their own places....hehehe...
Bade Achhe Lagte Hain
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
