phhandooh at - poll: continue phhandooh-at? pg.147 - Page 109

Originally posted by: estee

hmm... so numbers in the phooh-language are quite a tongue-twister, eh?
lol.... they really are! 🤣


shannu: tuitions in phooh-language!!! omg, omg, omg!! 🤣
lol..I'm serious... but I wonder who will give me tutions..? 🤔..
...will u? Phleaphe Ephtee 😳...will u phleaphe give me tutions in Phooh language? 😃😳

and you're right - phikph sounds tough,no? how 'bout phix? is that better? 😆
lol...yeah...phix is MUCH btter 😆

hmm... lemme go have lunch. when i get back, i'll put up (what i think) are the rules of the phooh-language... 😃
okie dokie...will wait 😃

--Phannu*I think that's what my name (umm....actually nickname)will sound in Phooh language* 🤔😆

Originally posted by: estee

hey, pholks! 😆
since all of you lauphed so loudly at me for my sheep-counting dreams, i thought i should put up some defence -- scientific defence!

*'kay, i know it'sactually a logical defence, not scientific. but hey! if ''the guy'' can say destiny instead of irony just 'cause his head was probably full of smit's destiny, then i can say scientific too! 😆*

y'know how most of us are actually all patients of the epe/ephe** disease? no??! 😲 'kay, well, i am. and lately, when i see numbers, i've been saying 'em differently. actually now that goes for a lot of words too...

like i no longer ''dream'', but i mostly just ''phream''.

or when i'm saying ''fact'', everyone gets puzzled that i'm giggling. and i'm giggling 'cause i'm actually thinking ''phact''! i mean, we all know it's 'cause of the phooh effect of epe/ephe. but no one else does! and that can be quite troublesome! *btw, i just found out mom's been googling psychiatric care in the nearby regions!😲 should i be worried? 😆*

obviously this is getting out of hand. well, actually out of hand. out of mouth. out of head. out of brain. out of mind! and - like i always do to try to control my episodes of insanity 😆 - i thought i'd document what was actually happening. and came up with the first

draft construction plan for the phooh-language! 🤣

there are two types of words in phooh language.

1: words that are created when the word is used along with prem-heer.

phreams is a perfect example. phreams == prem-heer dreams. ie, dreams 'bout prem-heer. phreams is what happens when you say ''ph dreams'' fast. or like phhands == prem-heer hands. or phrool == prem-heer induced drool. 🤣

2: then there are words that are created 'cause certain letters get .. er .. substituted with ph.

phour is a perfect example. phour == four where the ''f'' has been replaced by ''ph''. why? well, 'cause we have epe/ephe on our brains! 🤣🤣 *wiping tears off my cheeks.. i know, is not that phunny, no? 😃* hey! phunny == funny where ''f'' has been replaced by ''ph''. or perphect == perfect with the same replacement.

unlike the 1st set of words, the 2nd set of words is not as well defined. why? 'cause their definition depends upon the level of epe/ephe infection you are suffering from!!! 🤣 so the english numbers getting transphormed 😆 was started by one of the phounding members (kimmie, stand up and take a bow! 😆) when she announced that she was turning phiphteen from phourteen in june. that kinda got taken by the virus in my head. and made me have phreams. phreams converting fours into phours. and twenty into phwenphy. 🤣

struggling to make order out of chaos, i phigured this out:

-- ''f''s tend to get converted to ''ph''s in words whereveer applicable! like phigured and phunny.

-- since ''s'' can be stretched to look like an ''f'', ''s'' can get switched into ''f''s whereveer applicable! like khuphie and phabnam. 🤣

btw, this applies to the sound of s too! like six becomes phikph... 🤣

-- same thing happens with ''t'' wherever applicable! like phwenphy and phirpheen.

btw, we need to poll one thing: does ''ph'' take over all the ''f, s, t, x" in a word? or just the first time it occurs? like should it it be phwenty or phwenphy? *see, how complex constructing a language is! phew! and people call this silly stuff... 😆*

-- there is one prem-heer-are-one construct. 😳 whenever there is a single p in a word or a single h, it will automatically attract it's soul-mate. a single p will get an h. a single h will get a p. 'cause?

heer prem ka prateek hai. aur prem? prem heer mein sabsey samaan hain. ☺️😍

and if they don't get their soulmate, the single p/h will be sad. so heart has to become pheart.... and people has to become pheophle . we wouldn't want the single h/p to be sad, would we? 😳

-------------ph 😆----------ph 😆---------ph 😆--------------

so! those are the constructs i could think of.

of course, the final decision rests on our editors (khushi, radz, kimz). they have the final word for what goes into the phictionary. which is the ultimate dephinition of phooh-language. 😆

but democracy being what it is -- we get a say before they choose too!

so pholks! *which is such a lovely word, no? 'cause it can be type 1 (prem-heer folks == pholks) or type 2 (folks == pholks) 😍 i love language construction.... 😆*

so pholks! what do you think? does this work? what did you hate? what do you like? what do you wanna add? what should we change? 😃


** epe/ephe: extreme prem exposure/extreme prem-heer exposure. a disease caused by a pair of virus by the same names. some of us are still innocent 'bout the disease. while a small set of brave souls have accepted they have it. for more literature on this problem, check the mandate of the ihp club at

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1047221

it may.. um.. save your life! 🤣

🤣......Ms. Phestee, the Dean of Phooh language Phaculty, you are awesome.......whoever invented English should be banned by now🤣🤣.......this is soo cool......btw if my heart takes over my brain during the Global Warming test and I end up writing the entire test in Phooh language then i will instantly turn the wheel towards you ......I hope UofT can phorgive me for breaking their rules and approve your remarkable scientific defence😉😆......that tells me, I shud get some extra points for using such new invention..no??