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A Medical Revolution: "Weep-Scream-Slam"
Screw doctors, people, for they can do only so much. Sure, they can control your health condition, perhaps even cure it, but can they revive you from the jaws of death? Nope! Doctors are mere mortals who are as effective or ineffective as their surgical tools!
All of you bow to Prachi from the popular prime-time soap, Kayamath, who has invented an ingenious technique to restore lives, called the "Weep-Scream-Slam" Procedure!
Just recently, her best friend, Neev, was pronounced dead by the confused doctor (or was he a constipated doctor - whatever, both are just as worse). Our angel, however, sheds enough tears to fill an emptied river, screeches at ultrasonic frequencies, bangs his chest couple of times (no worries fellas, you can bang breasts!!!!!!!!!!!), and, voila, the guy opens his mouth wide enough to eat an elephant, takes a deep breath, and starts playing Dandiya the very next day!!!!!!!!!!!!! Meanwhile, the doctor stood like a furniture, flashed an "arey, how is he back" expression, and fleed the room, perhaps afraid that his license will be snatched away........Manna padega, Prachi!!!!!!!!!!! You may not make a good detective, but you sure as hell have magical powers!
Come on, everyone. Sing after me, "Bang Bang Karne Laga, Oh Hamara Jiyara Wapas Aane Laga"!!!!!!
Kitty Koo reporting for the Krazy Ki paper
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