Rantings and Ravings! Upd 18/6 Pg 23 - Page 17

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Posted: 17 years ago
Hello hello all you beautiful people out there...

Its been quite a while since i put my own personal rantings down on paper.. or should i say typed them out on the keyboard.. but i must confess its been a while since i even read an update for the show...! And last night while i was writhing in pain from a bad case of stomach flu.. i watched the show for the simple reason that the batteries in the remote gave up their ghost and it was a very long to the TV set..!

But i would have to thank the makers of the show for the episode they aired.. I laughed so hard that i forgot all about the cramps and was more concerned about not falling off the couch..!

Well.. lets see.. i noticed a lot of changes.. like all the entire interior of the Shah mansion had had a makeover.. And Milsi seems to have had a makeover as well.. and i'm not sure whether i like it or not..!( i guess people still watching this show.. god bless you all for your patience and tolerance btw.. anyway.. you all must have noticed this a long long time ago.. but i'm watching after a couple of months.. so bear with me..) But nothing important has changed.. Milind is still clueless.. Ayesha is still evil.. and Prachi is still in tears.. and Neev is still cute as ever..! Ok the last part is very very important..!

Now we start the episode with Neev giving Prachi the bright idea to go and look every inch the damsel in distress in front of Milind.. little did he realize how much distress the poor girl was actually going to be in a very short while..!!

Well of course he had also orchestrated the whole Ayesha being detained by an almost manic Niharika.. who kept wanting to know why Ayesha would want to insult her..! well.. lets see.. why does Ayesha do anything these days.. revenge money or 'mera milind' Niharika shoudl have just picked one or all the three..! Niharika seemed to have a death grip on Ayesha's wrist.. you have to wonder how and when Niharika got so strong..! And why didn't Ayesha just slap her across the face..?! Anyway.. Ayesha did manage to get away but alas it was after Milind gallantly offered Prachi a ride back..

Ok.. So Milind saw Neev walking away and then sees Prachi coming and offers a ride after learning that she is stranded.. common sense.. call Neev up and say listen fool you forgot your fiance come pick her up.. common sense number two.. Ok Prachi you wait.. Ayesha will be on her way we can all go home together.. you know we live at the same house.. uncommon lovesick sense.. My fiance is running a little late.. so let me drop you home.. double back and come pick her up.. wasiting time energy and petrol in a world already going through an energy crisis..!

So there they are driving away.. and thinking these romantic and profound thoughts.. i mean we've heard all these a million times.. so obviously they've thought them many times more.. we are bored but apparently they aren't..! And in between these confusing and confused mental conversations.. Milind realizes that the brakes don't work..!

Of course the Mishras and the shahs back home are worried about the missing married couple.. Mishra is worried for their safety.. And dadi is worried about her carefully laid plans going awry... Maybe she's shifted her attentions from Neev to Milind and is threatened by Prachi's presence..? hmmm.. lets all ponder..!

So now when Neev decides to tell all about his brilliant plan.. (the same one that inadvertently has the main protagonists hurtling towards eminent doom..!) Ayesha stands and fumes in the background.. of course she does manage to corner Neev and demand some explanation.. or was it more along the lines of mindless shrieking.. well whatever they were.. Neev's reacions to Ayesha was pure classic Neev.. loved every second of it..! Seriously he is the only one i can count on these days..!

So well Prachi and Milind are hurtlingdown the road.. but yeah they still manage to have one of their famous eyelocks.. hey.. me personally i would have been screaming my lungs out hoping someone would hear and help. these guys tho.. prefer eyelocks.. And Prachi decides to come clean ( of course we still don't know what she was going to confess) but she runs round and round the subject till they are interuppted by a very well timed phone call from Ayesha.. Now the shah asylum knows the situation.. and neev grabs the phone in panic.. But doesn't get their coordinates.. and then Babaji gets chest pains..! right on time.. and always somehow the wrong time.. Never when its festivities involving MA..!

And Ayesha unperturbed by the plight of the old man in front of her calls the inspector and tells him of the runaway car..!

Common sense.. Milind tries the hand/emergency brake before anything else.. And this is the reason i'm reminded of a scene from my favorite movie of all time.. my south Indian brethren will know it well. its a movie called Micheal Madanakamarajan.. there is a scene in which the brake wire/pipe is cut in one of the heros' cars..! and his bodyguard manages to throw out the emergency brake...! that scene cracks me up everytime.. so i guess we can dedicate this rant to bhim boy..? hmmm...

So coming back to the common sense scenarios.. Common sense number two.. Calling some one or an emergency number when he realizes the brakes don't work.. but of course the eye locking was way more important..

Common Sense number three.. giving someone your location when they do call.. but of course or man only makes promises to Neev that he will bring his wife and his fiance home safe and sound..!

So now they see a cliff approaching.. i wonder if it is the same cliff Milind fell off so many months ago.. And if you thought the sight would jog his memory you would be sadly disappointed.

So he tells Prachi to jump out of a moving car.. and then shoves her out when she doesn't agree... And then the car takes a nose dive.. and ends in a fiery crash.. of course no cause for alarm.. Milind is seen lying on the ground.. Maybe he wanted to make sure that getting thrown or jumping out of a car would be safe by seeing the effect had on Prachi and then decided to try it himself after making sure it was alright..?! hmm...

well.. then Prachi runs to milind and they share a hug.. with Milind's calculated confused expression giving all michians hope that this bump on the head has returned Milind's memory unlike all those bumps before..!

Edited by critically-sane - 17 years ago
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Posted: 17 years ago
Awwwww...shwetha darling..missed u and ur rantings...🤗
U cracked me up with this post....loved the energy crisis comment!!!But when do people in BT land use their brains?? Never!!! 😕
Thanks!!!
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Posted: 17 years ago
Welcome back Swetha. I really missed your R&R. It is hilarious as usual. 😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
swhetha ur back 🤗 how have u been? love ur comments 😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
👏 👏 finally they r back and funnier than ever 😆 😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
Ah... thank you so much ladies... the next edition will be coming up very very soon..!
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Posted: 17 years ago
Glad to have you back Shwetha!
Your post really cracked me up! 😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
Thanks shwetha...was wicked! 😉 😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
It was Fab 😆 😆 😆

Waiting for the next edition
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Posted: 17 years ago
So hello shello ji...

Lets see now.. where did we leave off our exploration of the numerous fauxes of the show... hmmm....

Ah yes.. Prachi and milind escaped yet another disaster.. who are they insured with i wonder..? i mean what sort of premium do they pay..? So Prachi now suspects mlinds life is in danger.. ah yes.. he is danger of losing his mind.. and he's in danger of losing his wife.. lets add life to the list shall we.. of course Ayesha thinks its a plot by prachi.. yes.. that makes oodles of sense doesn't it.. Prachi loves milind will do anything to see him safe.. including kill him.. wait.. where.. what.. sense..?

Somehow the car that was burnt to a cinder and at the bottom to the cliff has been dragged back up by the cops.. why didn't the cops just examine it at the bottom of the cliff.. i don't know.. maybe the guy who has the tow truck contract was family or friends with the inspector.. you know nepotism makes the world go round.. So well Prachi's fears were confirmed.. some one was trying to kill her husband and soon to be step brother in law.. instead of calling the intended victim and letting him talk to the cops she chose to tell Neev.. her ex-fiance, step brother in law, and current best friend.. Oh what a tangled web we weave..!!

So now the Neev and Prachi moment inside the car outside Milind's office was a little too cute.. Neev was fantabulous.. i was a Neev once.. OMG.. not sorrowful over lost love and all.. just the helping thick friends with their love lives.. well thats another soap opera altogether..! So then we have Prachi going to Milind's office.. and her pallu getting stuck... and this is the best part.. Milind tries to help her out.. yeah.. and before you all start going huh.. remember getting a pallu out of a door is very tricky business people.. it takes a man with an injured arm to walk all the way from his desk to do the trick.. the woman whose pallu is stuck can't simply manage it on her own see.. And of course like all major establishments the peon barges into the boss's office without so much as a knock.. Milsi runs a friendly place.. yeah outside office hours he and the peon share chai and snacks..! whatever... now when milsi offers to have Prachi's car taken care of she tells him Neev is doing the needful and Milsi remembers that he forgot about Neev.. not your fault hun.. you have amnesia remember.. oops.. you don't remember thats the freaking problem...!

So they go home.. and Ayesha sees them.. blah blah freaking blah.. don't really care.. turn on the mute function..

But baap re.. Ayesha seems to have a good many tricks up her sleeve.. and you should give her props for having any considering she wears sleeveless blouses most of the time..! she decides to use Alaap to get prachi and milind apart.. i'm not going to go into the nitty gritties.. but the whole plan backfires.. PRachi figures it all out.. seriously i hear the girl is going tostart a detective agency very very soon.. and they spent about a week on this bull plot..! Milind's faith in Prachi is reaffirmed and he lets Ayesha know of the same..

Serious Words Alert : As a Medical Professional i have to say a couple of things:

1)giving any sort of medication to a preganant woman is highly dangerous.. and should not be shown on TV..!
2) Giving any sort of sedative medication to a woman so that she can be 'taken advantage of' should definitely not be shown on TV.. ever heard of Rohypnol..? its not something that TV shows should be airing..!

Now that my soap box session for the day is over lets get back to the madness.. Now of course we haven't had a eyelock for half hour.. so PRachi bumps into Milind while taking coffee for Suk.. darling hasn't anyone told you. pregnant women should stay away from caffeine.. and now how do you miss a man who is six feet tall and built like an ox.. maybe Prachi should check her eyesight.. And then we have a hand holding and then she slips and falls and of course eyelocking.. i mean as a michian.. huzzah.. but honestly. honestly..

Now here is the thing.. they obviously have a small kid in the house.. wouldn't the smart thing be to call one of their servants.. or the ever present Ramu kaka to clean the mess up..?? I guess that eyelock has hypnotic effects.. it wipes away all reason..!

So now milis lens on a pillar and crise his heart out in his head saying that he loves Prachi.. but of course since the connections in his brain are severly messed up he manages to blurt something out.. now Prachi is on the other side of the pillar.. read lovers' anguish and angst.. and asks him if he called her.. and he mumbles some gibberish about being confused.. ( which technically he is all the time..! ) .. which manages to confuse our heroine more.. so does this mean.. ah never mind.. nothing on this show seems to mean anything..!


Edited by critically-sane - 17 years ago

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