If You Meet Milind in Turkey - Page 2

Magno wat a cute topic....just love BC's scenario. 😊 Mine I fear would be rather different with translations.😆

Scene set at Turkey harbour.
Milind sees a beautiful girl clutching a notepad walking briskly to him as their eyes meet she loses her penny worth of sanity crashing in him and they both fall to the ground.

Milind:"Abey edhi hai kiya dekh ker chal na." "Watch where you'r going."
Muneeza:"Yes Sir!"
Promptly standing up still clutching the notepad. Milind highly irritated.

Milind:"Ab khari kiya hai meri tasweer banayegi kiya iss per." "What are going to do sketch me on this pad while standing here?"pointing to the notepad.
Muneeza stammering:"N..N...No Sir!"

Milind:"Tuu hai kon or yahaan kab tak khari reh ker mujhey ghurey gii." "Who are you and why are you standing here staring at me."
Muneeza:"Sir I'm your new secretary,joined today I was told to meet you here."

Milind thinking haan yaar saali pichlii waali to buhut choti skirt pehenti thii The last one used to wear rather short skirts.staring at Muneeza's toe length skirt yeh to chaleygi skirt aisi pehni hai jaisey kaprey ki dukaan she'll do her skirt could provide for a cloth shop conveniently..Clearing his throat "Iss per kiya likha hai?" "What's written on it?" Pointing to the notepad.
Muneeza:"Sir important notes."
Milind:"Parh ker sunao." "Read them aloud." thinking Abhi abhi join kiya important notes bhi likh daaley buhut shaani hai. looks pretty smart joined just now and has jotted down important notes without me telling her.
Muneeza proudly straightening the pad "Sir mujhey bachpan sey shouq tha writer banney ka iss liye aap per eik short biography likh dii." "Sir I always wanted to become a writer ..ever since childhood so I wrote a short biography on you."reading "Sir aapki life main jo jo hua hai mainey likh liya hai. Sir I've written down all that happened in your life.Aap chawl main paida huey ,wahan logon key dandey or baba ki daant sun ker barey huey.You were born in the chawl you grew up amidst Baba's tirades and people's beatings. Barey hotey hii apko matkian phorney ka shouq hua jis main aap ney masters degree bhi lii.As soon as you grew up you developed a love for breaking matki's and you acquired a degree in it.Aap key pakkey waaley dushman ka naam hai Alaap Shah hai aap uss sey buhut nafrat kertey hain oh by the way sir aap ki life history sey mujhey pata chala keh aapki sister jiska affair Alaap key saath tha ab mummy banney waali hai or aap mama.Mubarak ho sir. You'r favourite enemy is Alaap Shah and you love to hate him oh by the way sir while browsing through your life history I've come to know that your sister who had an affair with Alaap is about to become a mother and you a proud uncle. Congratulations sir." Muneeza congratulating herself on her sharp mind producing a box of sweet meats "Sir main mithai bhi layii hun and oh aap ki girlfriend Ayesha ney Neev Shergill sey shadi ker lii hai I hope you will be happy to know that they are staying at our hotel. Sir I've brought sweets for celebration and oh sir your girlfriend Ayesha is now happily married to Neev Shergill you'll be pleased to know sir that they're staying at out hotel at the moment.""
Milind:"HUH teri to." pulling a rather unaware Muneeza by her arm straight into the deep blue sea ."Kiya saala ab dobara advertisement deni pareygi secretary kii." Hmm now I'll havta place another advertisement for secretary in the paper.
Muneeza fishing for her notepad and screaming "Sir mainey or bhi buhut kuch likha tha parh ker to jayeiiiiee"Sir I've still not finished my biography please read the whole thing before leaving. 😆 😆

I'm afraid Magno the translations are half as comic as the hindi scenario.😊

Originally posted by: Magno

Muneeza, I could still understand most of what Panache wrote but yours I just don't understand 😆 If you read this, please translate for me dear, thanks before... 😆

Same goes to you, Tweety 😃

Shanta I knew it, you'll drag him to hotel room tsk tsk tsk!😆

Well I think I'm inspired. I too would tell him his past and present, all his characteristics plus a bit of his future! He would be amazed and take me as his 'personal spiritual adviser'. He'll take me anywhere with him and he'll ask my advice for everything. We'll be inseparable and people will call us 'double MMs', Milind Mishra and Madam Magno 🤢

Of course I would still lead him to Prachi (minus all the heart break coz I'll warn him first about everything. You see I'm generous just like you all). Wait maybe I wouldn't.

Madam Magno oh my lord save me from this laughter challenge winner. Magno hun you'r one stand up comic ofcourse hun he'll keep you by his side 24/7 only to whack you blue once he discovers you'r a fake might even strangle you thinking you filmed him secretly and sold the copyright to Balaji....😆 so that he's a world known figure and his personal past present and future is on public display that too just a click away.My I do so wanna see him run after you with his stick.😆 Besides I agree you'r generous if I had him for my own I'd never part with him not even for Prachi.....see I'm not that generous afterall really dun have the heart like Shanta since I'm not just after the body it's him as a whole package I want forever!!!!.😉

Will write the translations asap.

Originally posted by: blind horizon

Madam Magno oh my lord save me from this laughter challenge winner. Magno hun you'r one stand up comic ofcourse hun he'll keep you by his side 24/7 only to whack you blue once he discovers you'r a fake might even strangle you thinking you filmed him secretly and sold the copyright to Balaji....😆 so that he's a world known figure and his personal past present and future is on public display that too just a click away.My I do so wanna see him run after you with his stick.😆

Hmmmpph!😡

Besides I agree you'r generous if I had him for my own I'd never part with him not even for Prachi.....see I'm not that generous afterall really dun have the heart like Shanta since I'm not just after the body it's him as a whole package I want forever!!!!.😉

Will write the translations asap.

😆😆 Thanks dear, will be waiting.

Originally posted by: Magno

Muneeza, I could still understand most of what Panache wrote but yours I just don't understand 😆 If you read this, please translate for me dear, thanks before... 😆

Same goes to you, Tweety 😃

Shanta I knew it, you'll drag him to hotel room tsk tsk tsk!😆

Well I think I'm inspired. I too would tell him his past and present, all his characteristics plus a bit of his future! He would be amazed and take me as his 'personal spiritual adviser'. He'll take me anywhere with him and he'll ask my advice for everything. We'll be inseparable and people will call us 'double MMs', Milind Mishra and Madam Magno 🤢

Of course I would still lead him to Prachi (minus all the heart break coz I'll warn him first about everything. You see I'm generous just like you all). Wait maybe I wouldn't.

Magno what i meant to say was that if Milind doesnt want to become a victim of madness and insanity then he should apply for permanent citizenship in turkey and never think of going back to Mumbai...And in case he feels lonely, then i'm there to give him company! 😃

Originally posted by: tweety_me14

Magno what i meant to say was that if Milind doesnt want to become a victim of madness and insanity then he should apply for permanent citizenship in turkey and never think of going back to Mumbai...And in case he feels lonely, then i'm there to give him company! 😃

Originally posted by: krangara

Everyone is badmouthing my Prachi, wanting to warn him like she is some bad omen - always remember that SHE is the ONLY GOOD OMEN in his life. PERIOD! 😭

I will just look into his eyes and say, "Milind, if you want to be happy in your life, please marry my sis Prachi. There is nobody sweeter and more loyal than her, and you will experience utmost joy with her in your arms. Even you wouldn't have guessed that someone could love you as unconditionally as my Prachi. You will always feel incomplete without her" 😳

Kit hun you make it sound as if you'r in love with Prachi and if Milsi denies you might as well keep her for yourself!...😆 Well you can't blame us dear we're all trying our utmost to increase our heart size and let him be with Prachi as it is. You should be thankful we've all behaved extremely well and not lured him into anything enticing and much more pleasurable.😆