Oh, she was very beautiful. When I called her Santosh the first time, my producer sent me a message on the computer -- to call her Mrs Sharma. I didn't think she minded me calling her Santosh -- I call my mother-in-law sexy. It's an attitude you have that, look, we are here to have fun. You have your everyday humdrum life where you do just keep doing what you do everyday and here you've come out for an hour and you get entertained. She was a 70-year-old lady, I assume, or 70 plus and you have this guy who is calling her Santosh with a lot of love and humour and fun (
). She was very sporting; she blew kisses at me. I told her you should also teach your daughter (
) to be relaxed. She said
)? She was very sweet.
I think it is an extension of the fun I have with people. I don't think any of them thinks it seriously or says it seriously. As a matter of fact, as strange as it may sound, I have never been asked for a date seriously by anyone even in real life (
). To me, it's like... I find it unreal and funny (
). I just think, okay, they are doing it because I say such nice things to them so they are being nice to me also.
Of course, I can't go for a date. I don't get dates to spend with my own kids (laughs) so a date is out of the question.
'KBC is important enough to be the headline of a national daily'
After all this, Mr Khan, when you hear reports that KBC 3 is not doing as well as KBC 1 do you get upset? First of all, I would not like to comment on this because this is a business I don't understand. And, lately, I have even stopped understanding, or trying to understand, the business of writing by the media. When the TAM report came -- which I don't understand but which was read out by the Star (
television) team -- we opened four champagne bottles. A huge cake was cut for the huge success of
KBC. And, in the morning you read the headlines by, I think, an analyst who had overseen everything else except for the third day when India had won a cricket match after a long time and considered that a drop. Star had clearly explained to me that, due to the influx of CAS and stuff happening now, the ratings are going to be different from what they used to be five years ago (
Note: The first KBC got ratings in the 20+ range, which was considered excellent. This is the kind of rating that a one day cricket match in which India plays gets). I mean, it's akin to saying
Dhoom 2 is a bigger hit than
Sholay because the former earned much more money now. There are different methodologies for rating it (
television shows like KBC). I think, for the last four days, everybody seems to have picked the fact that the third day's rating dropped to 7.36. It is not that I am unaware of it. As a matter of fact, I personally saw the cricket match and not KBC. It's not surprising at all; I was shooting and one really wanted to see (
the match) because one heard India was doing really well. So one saw (
the match) and the ratings (
for KBC) fell. When we started off, we hoped the ratings would be in the range of 10 to 12 points, and settle down in the next couple of weeks. This would be very good considering that CAS still does not give you full coverage. On the other side, the report very clearly mentioned that
KBC had beaten their competitor in the same slot by some huge percentage. I was told that they have recovered the 9-10 pm slot, which they had apparently been behind in in December. Even for my films, I don't go by figures, so I don't like justifying it. But I think the kind of reaction of a film or a show gets, when it does well, I can sort of understand it because I've seen a lot of good things and bad things commercially happening to me in my career. And I sense there are a huge amount of people who have loved what I have done to the show. And that, to me, is very heartening. You know, when
KBC 2 came, there was bit of a dip in terms of where it should have been in comparison to
KBC 1 also. But I think somewhere the change in format is helping it (
KBC 3) be perceived differently. And the fact that a newspaper can think of it as a headline certainly means it is in the news and it is a very important show. It is important enough to be the headline of a national daily; with due respect, however, I don't think national dailies' headlines nowadays are something to greatly go by. But, for whatever it is worth, if it can make it to the national dailies' headlines over the BMC elections, then I think we are making some kind of an impact in terms of television news and
KBC.
I am very happy that people send me loads of messages after every programme which normally doesn't happen even after a hit film. It's good and nice. I am enjoying that. Of course it is a little saddening when they just keep on harping about the 7.32 or 7.39 drop on a Wednesday, on the third day (after KBC 3 started). I guess that's part of the business I am in.
'Tell me some way to make people smile a little more'
What do your wife and kids think of the programme? They like it. I have never seen my kids wanting to see any of my stuff so diligently. They finish their homework at 9 now. Earlier they used to finish their homework at 10 o'clock and go to sleep. Now they finish their homework at 9, so they sit at the dining table and they find me quite funny. My wife thinks it's nice. She is quite critical at times about stuff and she feels it's really, really, really nice. The thing is, I think there are a set of people who like the show a lot more, which makes me really, really happy. Kids are taking to it. You know, normally, at the end of the show every night, I get about 40 to 50 SMSes from very different people who say 'we have not seen KBC before but we really like it because it is very funny and very relaxed. We enjoy the questions as much as the banter that you have.' I'm quite happy I have been able to entertain, to bring
KBC back into the limelight, bring it into news. See all these are now part and parcel of commercial success. We have to do this I guess. But what makes me sad is when you hear people just harping on the numbers.
There was a radio channel that was giving me suggestions as to what to do to make the TRPs rise. And I was like, 'oh, I never did it for the TRPs. Please tell me some way to make people smile a little more. I'm sure not very many people can do that.'
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