Kasturi Idol :) Pg 1, 3 - Page 2

"Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam
Pyar Hota Hai Deewana Sanam😳
Ab Yahan Se Kahan Jaaye Hum
Teri Baahon Mein Mar Jaaye Hum
Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam

Aankhen Meri, Sapne Tere
Dil Mera, Yaaden Teri
Mera Hai Kya, Sab Kuch Tera
Jaan Teri, Saanse Teri
Meri Aankhon Mein Aansoo tere aa gaye😭
Muskurane lage aare ghum
Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam
Pyar Hota Hai Deewana Sanam
Ab Yahan Se Kahan Jaaye Hum
Teri Baahon Mein Mar Jaaye Hum
Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam
Pyar Hota Hai Deewana Sanam
Ab Yahan Se Kahan Jaaye Hum
Teri Baahon Mein Mar Jaaye Hum 😳
Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam"

The song ends to a thundering applause👏👏👏.
JW: Fabuloussssssss Shwetha👏…great…very good!!!….Aayein poochtein hain hamare judges se ki unhe aapka performance kaisa laga, Robbie sir, kaisa laga aapko Shweta ka performance😃
Robbie, pained and evidently in some sort of a mental turmoil😭: Shwetha, you sang beautifully and soulfully😳 and it brought back memories. Your higher notes were perfect, tumhari aawaz ko is genre ke gaane suit honge😳…."Ab yahaan se kahaan jaaye hum…teri baahon mein mar jaye hum"…kitna dard😭, kitni kashish😭, kitni tadap hain in words mein😭….Arey kuch log apne pyaar ke liye mar bhi sakte hain …aur kuch log maar…I almost lost my life for my 'pyaar'…. 😭😭
JW and the contestants are shocked😲 …Kasturi is in tears 😭and violently shaking her head in denial 😭and Raunak is examining his new military cap.
Robbie: Haan I almost lost my life for my pyaar😭….par uska mujhe afsos nahi hai, kyunki maine sachhe dil se pyaar kiya….par in the process due to the hurt maine bhi bahut saare living beings ki jaan li…uska mujhe afsoos hai…😭 😭😭
JW and the contestants are now absolutely shocked and horrified😲…Kasturi, though in tears and violently shaking her head in denial, is now very alert 😲and looking questioningly at Robbie and Raunak has stopped looking at his military cap😲.
JW: Siiiiiirrrrr, sirrrrrr, Robiiieeee Sirrr you mean you have killed people 😲
Robbie, getting out of his tearful trance😲: Oh no no😕 …I meant I have accidently killed trees😭…pyaar mein kitne ped paudhe maar dale😭…Every time I am in any kind of mental turmoil…I drive.......…and then mujhe har ped paudha apne paas bula raha hai aise lagta hai😕…to help me solve my problem...aaja Robbie...so I drive into them….Unfortunately mere haath and car se kitne pedon ko nuksaan hua and unke nazdeek ugte hue shrubs mar gaye😭….Now because of this so many environmental organisations are after me…see that is why I am carrying this basket everywhere.

Suddenly the camera focuses on a basket next to Robbie …and zoooommm!!!!!…..7-8 tiny plant saplings are revealed 😆
Robbie: Mujhe Delhi Environmental Protection Cell ne civil pusnishment di hai, ki mein roz at least 5 paudhe/ saplings lagao…JW can I give a sapling each to every contestant?…and some of you crew members ...please

JW has a quick conference with Robina and they agree to let Robbie gift the plant saplings to the contestants…and to JW and the cameraman
Robbie: Thanks😳,…. please aap sab ye ek ek paudha lagayiye apne baag bageechon mein😆😊…aur mein ek paudha is studio ke compound mein lagake jaaonga
JW clucthing the sapling close to her heart😳…as though it is not a sapling but Robbie's ❤️heart😆: Robbie Sir, aap ki khwaish sar aankhon par… ❤️
Robina irritatedly into the microphone: Haan, haan, you silly starstruck girl😡…this star of yours has given 'recycling' a whole new meaning😡..now get on…….
Robbie ignoring JW: Shwetha, ek aur baat "Meri aakhon mein aansoo tere aa gaye"😭 …I hope this never happens with you…that you just cry and cry and cry…ab to 'k' word sunte hi 10 tears yunhi tapakte hain..see 😭….aankh sooj gayi hai meri😭…isiliye to main raat mein bhi yeh glares lagake ghoom raha hoon

Kasturi, in a tearful state herself😭: Yeh aap kya keh rahe hain Robbie sir….Maine aapko kabhi bhi dukh nahi diya😭…Maine kuch bhi jaan boojh ke nahi kiya😭…In fact maine to har har rishta "imaandari" aur "vishwas" se nibhaya hai😲…(Kasturi streses the words imaandari and vishwaas😆). Aur aap sirf 10 aansoo ki baat kar rahe hain…main to jabse aayi hun, har waqt aansoo hi baha rahi hun😭😭😭…kabhi kushi ki wajah se kabhi ghum ki wajah se, aur kabhi aap ko pyaaz kaatte dekhte hue….you know last month mera glycerine ka bill INR 1,00,000 tha!!😭…😆....and tissue paper ka INR30,00,000....😆.to wipe the aansoo…..Lekin, ….(Looking at Raunak😒 she says) jinhone yeh aansoo diye hai ….jinko maine ek baar sab kuch dia…..unhone mujhe "kuch na kaho" ke laayak banaa kar chod diya….Main bas "yahaan se kahaan", "kahaan se wahaan" ….apne mun ke flights mein ghoom rahi hoon

Shwetha and JW are now intrigued 😕and wanting to know the thruth…JW asks: Mun ki flights😲…you mean you have your own plane-fleet😲😲😕…aapke planes hain😲😲 😕kahaan kahaan gayi hain aap 😕
Kasturi, oblivious to why she is there😆, the contest😆, the contestants😆, Robbie 😆and Raunak😆: Zyaada nahi….Chandi Chowk se Greater Kailash, Greater Kailash se Shimla, Shimla se Bangalore, Bangalore se Greater Kailash, Greater Kailash se Benaras, Benaras se Malaysia😆…mood aaya …chal diye….but that is nothing compared to the places I have been in an instant😳…you know mein sirf kuch sunti hun…and next minute mein wahaan pahunch jaati hun!!!!!😳..concerts mein!!, logon ke bedrooms mein!!, unke boardrooms mein!!, unke living rooms mein!!, unke offices mein!!, unke prayer rooms mein!!, unke godowns mein!!…cliffs par!!!!…at the speed of light pahunchti hun…😳 .........

JW, Shwetha and baaki ke contestants are staring at her in shock😲😲, Robbie has regained his composure and is looking at her disbelievingly 😲😲and Raunak is giving a mischievious smile😆.
Kasturi continues: OK mein explain karti hun😃…Jaise ki…Aam log Benaras se Delhi jaane ke liye, with all waiting time at the airport, at least 3 hours lete hain by flight…I just need one determined look😉 and I go from Benaras to Delhi!!!😃 ….ya phir aam Indians ko visa lagta hai to go to Malaysia…I just clutch the money and say "Malaysia"😉…next I am at KL Airport!!!!😃…aam logon ko rockstars ke concerts ke tickets to durr …pamphlets bhi nahi milte😆….I just look at the billboard😉….next I am on stage or in the concert hall or in the make up room!!!!!😃…..But the thing I have specialized the most in is "travel tele flights" after listening to telephone converstations!!!…I mean, I just pick up the telephone or mobile and listen and the caller says 'godown'…next I am in a godown😃, next to the right storage room😉😆…caller says 'concert hall'…next I am in concert hall😃, sabse tez😉😆…caller says 'hotel'….next I am in a hotel😃 …caller says 'hospital'…next I am in a hospital😃, and not just any hospital ..the right ward and room too😉😆, caller says 'office' next I am in someones office😉😆, caller says 'mental asylum'…I am in the mental asylum😉😆…jaise ke if you call me on my cell and say….Timbaktoo….I will go to Timbaktoo..… !!!!!!

JW is now astonished 😲😲and reaches for her cell phone…tabhi Robina on the microphone !!!!
Robina: JWWWWW!!!!😡…are we paying you to stand like a puppet and do things the judges want…keep that cell away😡…keep THAT cell😡😡…and get on with the show..
JW meekly keeps the cell, and interrupting Kasturi: Kasturiji, thank you for the wonderful insight😕. I am sure this will beone of the unsolved mysteries of this world…maybe Discovery😕... (Robina screams into the microphone…"JWWWWW!!!"😡😡)…uhh Katsuriji aap ne Shwetha ke gaane ke bare mein kuch nahi kaha…😕
Kasturi: Oh...Shwetha, well done😳…aapne achha gaya…😳aur aapka yeh dupatta with the lucknowi embroidery is so pretty😍, kahaan se liya yeh from SEWA… 😃
JW quickly….: Kasturiji thank you…aage badhte hain…Raunak ji aapko kaise laga hamare Shwetha ka performance😊.

Raunak: Oh…mujhe to lagaa this bashan is never going to end 🤣(Kasturi looking angrily at him,😡 Robbie actually manages a smile 😆and the contestants and JW are amused😆😆)…Shwetha, you sang beautifully 😳….woh kya tha higher notes…they were wonderful😳…just as higher denominated currency notes😉….aapka presentation achha tha 😳…hmmn …who kya kehte hain…kahaniyaan!…aap in sab kahaniyon mein mat aiye😆 ….flight to who hoti hain jo is jahaan se doosre jahaan mein ho😉😳…jo maine lagayi thi….aaj dharti par…kal kahi aur😆…parso phir se dharti par😆….now that is what is called "flight"…."Freely Land In Galaxy Har Time" 😆 …. Waise, I believe in using modern technology…nowadays mein in flights se thak gaya hun…so I just appear on webcams .....anyways more on that later…waise baahon mei mar jaye hum…tch tch tch 😆(he laughs mockingly at Kasturi and Robbie, Robbie is teary eyed again!!!😭 😭And Kasturi is once again alert😡)…

Raunak continues: Come on, what a sad way to die😆…marna hai to style mein maro….taki duniya dekhe aur kaan sune……jaise maine apni maut engineer ki thi…I had practiced swimming!!, practised jumping into Delhi ka har pool for the last 5 years!!, scuba diving mein training li thi!!, respiration techniques seekhe!!, underwater rehne ka time monitor kiya!!, harness se hill sides mein chalange lagayi!! and then I was prepared to jump on from anywhere into water😉😉😈…and then I jumped into a lake to show I am dead...actually maine apne kurte ke andar ek life jacket pehna tha😈…and I also had a small oxygen gas cylinder and tube😉😈….but the problem was the life jacket kept me afloat and because I had to show that I am drowning, it was a great challenge to stay under the water despite the life jacket…I was worried ki how will I do that😕😕…coz I kept floating to the edge of the water…..but this lady here (he mockingly 😈looks at Kasturi and laughs😆)…this lady here helped me…everytime I went afloat to the waters edge she screamed……"Raunakkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!"…hahahahah😆…to escape and duck from the screaming I dived into the water with renewed strength😆😆…that is how managed to stay underwater …(Raunak laughs😕, Robbie is shocked😲 and covers his ears and Kasturi is angry😡)….ek pal ke liye mujhe laga key yeh scream sunke I will really die….but meine kaan me ear buds lagaye hue the😳😉…is liye mein bach gaya…hahahaha 😈😈
Kasturi, angrily😡: Maine aap par vishwaas, pyaar aur bharosa kiya aur aapne mere vishwaas ka yeh sila diya…"vishwaas" ka word aap jaise logon 😡
JW…hurriedly for dear life….: Kasturiji Kasturiji please yeh discussion off-line lete hain…abhi hamare 3 contestants baaki hai…Thank you Raunak ji 😊
Kasturi😡: Yun ki, mein kisika order sunti nahi hoon, but in the interest of the contract with you guys!!😆,..sorry interests of the contest…I am letting this "flight-man" go off for the time being 😡

Kasturi is still angry,😡 Raunak has gone back to examining his military cap 😆and Robbie is teary eyed and takes a swig from his bottle😆.
JW continuing: Shwetha, some good comments there😊. Doston agar aap Shwetha ko vote karna chahte hai to sms "sp79" to 987654….Ab aage badhte hain 😳
Kasturi: Helllloooooo…..aage badhte hain says who😳😳?…..itna sab sunne sunaane ke baad I need a make up and costume change😳…how can you even expect me to look refreshing without a costume change😳.

And so a break is announced........

BREAK


PART 4 ...... 😉