Kasturi Idol :) Pg 1, 3

Concept: The concept is simply this…Certain real life Kasturi Forum members are contestants in an "Kasturi Idol" show😊…and the judges of this contest are our very own Robbie, Kasturi and Raunak😉.

Disclaimer: Bura naa mano holi haiiiii😃😃…This post is meant to be fun😃. No offence to anyone as it is dispassionate in its irreverence for all the three leads😆.

Credits: A bigggggggggg thank you to Shruti to allow this concept and lending the title song…Shru you are a wonderful person and a sport😳🤗

A bigggggggggg thank you to Soni595(Soni), SP79 (Shwetha), Anjudiva(Anju) (Anju, hope you read this), Sindhurd (Sindhoo) and qua24(Lubna)….. for very, very sportingly allowing their names and song choices to be used….Girls you rockkk😳🤗🤗

And a bigggggggggg thank you to my dear friend Robina (nrasheed) for allowing herself to be the bakra along with me….Robzzii,...well, I just love you😳🤗

So come along friends for a few laughs😃

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KASTURI IDOL

In a snazzy set, amongst great fanfare and cheering….five pretty contestants sing the following😳………..

"Pyaar ki yeh kahaani suno, ek ladka tha, ek ladki thiHoti kya hai jawaani suno……ek ladka tha, ek ladki thiWoh bhi ek daur tha, waqt hi aur thajab woh the ajnabiDono tanha se the, par woh kehte kisebaat jo dil mein thi………..❤️😳Pyaar ki yeh kahaani suno, ek ladka tha, ek ladki thiHoti kya hai jawaani suno……ek ladka tha, ek ladki thi"

JW: Hellooo and welcome everyone……😃

Paanch Khiladi …ek anokhi jung😉….kiska palda bhari…kaun doobega in ghum😉….jaanneke liye dekhyi aapka show …….Kasturiiiiiiiii Idollllllll ……

Main hun aapki dost and host JW …aaiye…zor daar taaliyon se please welcome hamare contestants……..Soni, ..Shwetha, ….Anju, …..Lubna, and ...Sindhoo👏👏

Welcome contestants😃. How does it feel to be in the final five?

Soni: Great, hope everyone has fun😊

Shwetha: Awesome😃

Anju: Excited😳

Lubna: Superb😃

Sindhoo: Terrific😉

JW: Well so lets get along with today's theme….Doston, aaj ki theme woh feeling hai, joh sadiyon se chala aa raha hai…jo Romeo ne Juliet se kiya tha😳, ..Ranjha ne heer se😳, …Shirin ne Farhad se😳…Pyaar, Ishq aur Mohabbat❤️. And is rangeen shaam mein, hamare saath hain as our celebrity guest judges, India ke mashoor trio from the TRP smashing serial😆….Kasturiiiiiiii😉👏

Aaj ke hamare pehle "Celebrity Guest Judge" woh hain….jinki wajahse yeh poora desh😉..sorry poora vishwa rock, shock, and talk kar raha hai😆….Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the stylish, cool, charismatic and ladkiyon ka kaatil😆…Robbie Sabharwal.

Robbie enters ……He is dressed in a Black blazer, black shirt (3 buttons open😉..), black corduroy trousers and a shimmering Om-Allah-Jesus locket😳. He has gelled shoulder length hair…..and a 21 day beard😆…He waves to the contestants and the crowd….Suddenly the room temperature increases☺️ and the Air Con is now set at a full blast. The background score during his entry is …..

"Tu ek baar joh pyaar se dekh le to har zakhmm bhar jaayega…❤️

tere pyar mein kaise jiye hum….jala hai yeh dil…ke aankhen hui nam

Bas ek pal...bas ek pal....bas ek pal💔." from the movie Bas Ek Pal

Seeing Robbie enter, the anchor, JW, forgets her lines😍😆😆…..Seeing this the episode director, Robina, speaks into the microphone to JW

Robina: JW…JW….you starstruck girl…😡😡😡

JW: uhh oh sorry sorry…Welcome to our show Robbie Sir, how are you today?😊

Robbie's first words in his husky voice😳: Fannnnntastic😊…great to be here and looking forward to the performances….😊

Robbie takes his seat on the judges panel..

JW: Aur doston hamare agle "Celebrity Guest Judge" woh hain jinka nishana hamesha tez tarrar hota hai.....Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the debonair😉, cool, charming and ladkiyon ka kaatil😆......Raunak Singhania.

Raunak enters ….. He is dressed in a brown fur coat, blue shirt😉, a brown velvet tie, blue jeans, gelled hair…..and a cowboy hat😆…He waves to the contestants and the crowd….Suddenly the room temperature increases further☺️ and additional portable fans from the neighbouring studio need to be brought. The background score during his entry is …..

"Doston se pyaar kiya…dushmanon se badla liyaaa…😈

joh bhi kiya hamnein kiyaa…shaan se…..

shaan se…shaan se⭐️" from the movie Shaan.

JW: Welcome to our show Raunakji, how are you today?😊

Raunak gives his sexy half-smile 😳and says: Coolllll…mujhe India aur India ke log bahut pasand hai😊…and of course the ladkiyan…I am excited about the performances….😊

Raunak takes his seat on the judges panel…

JW: Aur doston, last but not the least ....woh jinke bina pyaar, Ishq aur Mohabbat adhhuri hain....jaise diye bina patanga 😆 and phool bina bhawra......Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the delicate, beautiful,😳 attractive...hum sabki....mango sorry😕 aam ladki jiski khaas kahani😆...Kasturii

Kasturi enters ….She is dressed in a pristine white Salwar Kameez😳, an ocean blue dupatta with silver sequins😳, silver jewellery😳 and ….3.5 inch heels😆 ……The other two judges suddenly seem very perked up😛….. The background score during her entry is …..

"Yeh Rishtaa …yeh rishtaa …kya kehlaata hai….

yeh rishta kya kehlaata hai😳" from the movie Meenakshi.

JW: Welcome to our show Kasturiji, how are you today?😊

Kasturi: Mein bilkul thik hun….mujhe kya hua hai😕

JW quickly grappling with words: I mean, I mean, how do you find the atmosphere here?😊

Kasturi: Atmosphere????😲. Pehle to in this heat of March you should have arranged for better facilities😒….I was told I could not wear my 16 century inspired Tanishq jewellery sets and my new ghagra choli modelled on Princess Jodha's wardrobe….The producer had sanctioned the budget. Secondly, in todays world where everyone is outdoing the chivalry bit, I am the last to be called on to stage😡

JW fumbling: Woh, woh Kasturiji, we wanted to save the best for the last😃…(And before Kasturi can say any other word), JW says:….please please have a seat….

Kasturi reaches the judges podium and takes her seat. Robbie is looking vacantly in the space😆…whereas Raunak is admiring his hat😆

And the contest begins..............

Part 2.........😉

PART 2 ..........

JW: Doston hamari pehli contestant hai…the suave, charming, Soniiiiiiiiiii 👏
Soni is absolutely thrilled to get to see Robbie and Kasturi😃 and greets them specially😳. She begins to sing…."Kahin Aag Lage" from the movie Taal..

"Kahin aag lage lag jaave….Koi naag dase das jaave
Kabhi gagan gir jaave….Chaahe kuchh bhi ho jaaye
Is toote dil ki peed sahi na jaaye💔

Pyaar bada harjai hai
Par pyaar bina tanhai hai
Dil mat dena kehte hain, …..Sab dil dete rehte hain
Jab neend chura lete hain, ….Ruut jage maza dete hain
Khushiyaan kisike gam se….Raunak kisike dam se
Koi vachan nahin chalta hai😭….Koi jatan nahin lagta hai
Na ho ye rog to saare log lelein ve jog…oh ho ho ho

Kahin aag lage lag jaave….Koi naag dase das jaave
Kabhi gagan gire jaave….Chaahe kuchh bhi ho jaaye
Is toote dil ki peed sahi na jaaye💔"

Soni sings beautifully and the song ends to a thundering applause👏👏👏.
JW: That was superbbbbbbbb Soni👏👏…tusi te cha gaye😃👍🏼….Aayiee poochtein hain hamare judges se ki unhe aapka performance kaisa laga, Raunak ji kaisa laga aapko
Raunak (turning the hat): It was good😊…aapka presentation achha tha 😳… Waise yeh lein dein pyar vyaar, yeh sab kitaabi baatein hain…you know stories😆…jo bachhe padhte hain….school mein😆….Real life mein paisa, shohrat and music contracts count..so all the best to you😈…..Although I need to get hold of the person who wrote the lyrics for using my name in the lyrics without my permission😡.
Soni: Sir, the word 'raunak' in the song to gaane ke lyrics mein hindi word tha…'raunak' in Hindi means cheer.
Raunak: Cheer ho ya fear😈, maine kachhi goliyaan nahi kheli😈,…in fact mein sirf aur sirf mobile phones aur candles se khelta hun😎……Candles and unki flames se…in fact…mera specialism candle ki flame ke saath khelna hai😎….tabhi to main hamesha apne haathon ko exercise karte rehta hun😎...yun ...ghoomate hue…you know to keep my fingers agile over the flame😎…anyways... let me tackle who quoted my name later… 😈
Raunak punches a few digits on his hi-tech phone to remind himself…. 😆

JW trying to cheer Soni up: Robbie sir, aap kya kahenge?😊
Robbie is gazing into the space teary eyed… 😕
JW: Robbie Sir,…. Robbie Sir
Robbie: Fantassssssstic😳….Soni tumhare sur sahi jam rahe the👏👏… and the murki you took in the first two lines of the stanza was great👏👏…you should do riyaaz, to clear the tones. Classical sangeet ki training achhi rahegi tumhare liye😳….And personally, I hope you succeed in love….Humnein to jab kaliyaan maangi kaaton ka 'pyaar' 😕…sorry kaaton ka 'haar' mila😭. Jab bhi maine kisiko haar diya, usey sirf pheka gaya😭….aur mujhe jo haar pehnaya gaya ….wo haar nahi , maut ka phanda tha…😭😭...Toota dil, kya hota hai mujhse poocho…mere toote dil ki wajah se, Delhi aur Italy ki puri ceramic and bone-china industry florish ho rahi hai ........😆
Soni, genuinely stunned😲: Woh kaise?
Robbie: Har baar jab mera dil toota hai😭…to maine kul milake 675 glasses, 286 cups aur 988 plates tode hain…In fact maine apne ghar ka renovation 45 times kiya hai😲…saari cheezein todkar😲....😆…sochatha issey dil ka zakhm bhar jaayega😕…but nothing helped…😭Toote dil se kya aag lagti hai mujhse poocho…mein to kitni baar aag mein bhi gira😲,…ab meri misaal, firemen recruits ko do jaati hai😳😳…..mere experiences par woh ek book likh rahen hai…called "how to not get burnt, when in the fire"….and "how to avoid getting burnt when the fire is actually elsewhere"😕😳😆…anyways phir kabhi bataunga ….is gaane ke bol mere apne lag rahein hai 😭😭😭
Hearing this Kasturi is about to speak but Raunak interrupts
Raunak: So Robbie, are you the one who wrote this song😡…now just what does the Copyright Act provide for use of names😈…bachpan se mere har kaam mein tum taang adaa rahe ho😡…competition mein mujhe neecha dikha ke….tumhaare contracts handle kar kar ke ,….mere haath mein sirf candles rah gaye hain…aur who bhi saste wale candles😭, without any fragrance… 😭😭
Robbie is beginning to get irritated: Candles!!!! what candles!!!!!….and did I say I wrote the song😡…did I say it…I am just saying I identify with the pyaar and harjai and dard wala feeling in the song 😭😭…that pyaar mein dasa hua aadmi paani bhi nahi maange…😭😭
Robbie forthwith removes a flask from his bag …and takes a swig😉
JW: Robbie Sir, saamne Bisleri ki bottle hai
Robbie: Maine pooch aapse😡 …poocha maine😡….this is my special drink…leave me alone!!!!

Robina over the microphone: JW, what is happening, plates, candles, just steer the conversation back girl…ask Kasturi
JW: Kasturiji, aapko kaise laga Soni ka performance
Kasturi: Soni, well done👏👏…aapne achha gaya😳…aur aapne pehna hua Patiala lehenga bahut hi pyara hain..😆…..har insaan ko uski mehnat or vishwas ka phal milna chaiye …aapko bhi milega😳…rahi baat gaane ki ….mein nahi maanti ki "koi vachan nahi chalta hai"😳….balki mera yeh manna hai that har insaan sirf vachan ke liye jeeta hai😳…vachan apne aap se😳 …apne vishwaas se….😳(Looking at Raunak she says) inhone meri baat interrupt ki😡 ….par jinhe pyaar mein vishwas nahi 😡hain unhe mein kehna chati hun that pyaar karna khud hi ek vishwas hai.😳....aur toote dil se bhi zyaada toote vishwas ka dukh hai😭😭….….(Looking at Robbie she says) …lekin Vishwas har rishte ki buniyaad hai😳…(she then speaks for the next 3 minutes on vishwas.....)

Meanwhile Robbie has had another swig 😆and Raunak has found an interesting feature in his hat and is examining it😆…..Soni and JW are shocked out of their wits😆. Somehow JW finds a place to interrupt Kasturi's converstion.
Kasturi:…blah blah blah…..Ramji ne bhi Sita par Vishwas... (Interruptionnnnnnn!!!!!)
JW : Kasturiji, thank you for your comments….(JW addressing Soni) "Soni some good comments there. Well done. 😊....Doston agar aap Soni ko vote karna chate hai to sms kijiye "SONI595" to 987654….Thank you Soniiii 🤗😳..Aur aage badhte hain"

Kasturi: Wait!!!!! aise kaise aage badhte hain 😡
JW apprehensively not wanting to hear another discourse on vishwas: Kasturiji baki contestants bhi….
Kasturi: They can wait😳…I need a costume change…how can you even expect me to continue in one set of clothes?😒 😒

And so a break is announced........

BREAK


Part 3..... 😉

oh my God i am imagining 😍 😳 i didn't even think about this concept 😃 ..i am singing on the stage that too ' pyar ki ek kahani suno'
aweeeeee u just took me to the dream land..thank u thank u so much JW-- 😃
ohhh this is truely amazing feeling..when i was reading those lines i was just on the stage with mike 😍
i loved each and every line..
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What happened to this Kasturi ? 😲 pyar .vishawaas and all the bhakwaas 😆 😆 😆 ..kidar bhi nahi chodthi kisi ko yaar..aur costumes .. 🤣

poor Robby pyar aur dhoke ki asar hum pe nikaal ne aaye hai ye? 😆 😆 😆 the count and renovation thing was hillarious 🤣 ..and his dressing style 3 buttons opened [ sorry 😉 ]..and 21 day beard 😍 😍 😛

Raunak jiiii .. 🤣 🤣 Soni ko dara hi diya.. 😆 😆 😆 with his cowboy hat and evil smile.. 🤣 🤣 ..and his latest gadgets r too much 🤣

hey will waite for my turn 😃 😃 i am very excited and nerves too.. 😆 pata nahi kaise gaathi hoo aur Robby sir kaise comments dethe hai..Kasthuri .......sabh se dar tumse hai..please don't give bhashans 😆

excellent Akka.. 👏 ..muaaaaaa .. ❤️ that kiss is for u.. 😃
Robina diiiiii kaha hai aap? 😭

@jw
awesome ... 👏 👏 👏 ...u really have a talent in writing such stuff .. 👏 ..waiting for my turn .. 😆 😆 ,,

lubna

sindhuuuu, main finally agayeee... tum ne bulaayah hum chaalai aaye......sorry dont remember the rest of the lyrics...i'm soo tone deaf yaar.🤗🤗🤗 hugs in advance for the eppy we will be watching.. kya patha baad main tum hain mujhe yahi hugs wapas denahparegha... kyun ki eppisode ka koi bharosa nahin hain.bt writers hum hain phir se niraash nah kaareh...

@JWWWWW 🤗🤗🤗 thanks for teh uplifting dialogues and the incredible delictable post, and a great way to celebrate the upcoming celebrations, what a great idea... and i luved how all 3 characters are doing their stuff😆 ronauk with his stylin cowboy hat... and kasturi and her insane need to keep changing her outfit.. i was literally holding my sides when she said that she has to have a break before to change...😆 and robbie and his luv antics... too goood... excellent work dying to read teh next contestent..and soni i imgined you actually singing.. you poor thing had to listen to another round of bhashaans from our household bhashaan queen.. please to post soon JW great work...

thanks and its an honor to be named in one of your post.. thanks...

luv robziiiii

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take it becos i cant find my voice.You are so cool and superb dis.. 😳 😳
jaanu

@JWWWWWWWWWWW ur amazing.. aray tu yeh saaray ideas laati kahaan say hay?? 👏 ..,... cant wait for the next part... sindhuri's especially... 😳 FANTASTIC ...

Fari

OMG. Dts a gr8 idea. A never eva thought either that they would be an Katuri idol. Now that there is you done it really gud. Keep up d gud wrk and d gr8 ideas.
Update d nxt part soon
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kasturi idol lol
😆 Fantassssssstic 😆 lol ur amazing 👏 interesting idea 😉
i cant wait 4 other perfomances 😆

Wow..Kasturi Idol 😆 😆 😆 .. Where do you come up with this stuff??! I guess your imagination just keeps running and.. oh sorry not running.. FLYING at full speed😆. Anyways, I Loved both parts!!! 👏 👏 👏. Keep it up. 👍🏼