vikas wants to play the 'hokey pokey'
Tanu is not game,
ariv is the spoilsport
when vikas gets near ariv calls tanu's name
vikas pleads 'Tanu hokey pokey'
Tanu refuses, says 'you are a dopey moapy
Ariv reminds her 'you marriage is a hoax hoaxy'
vikas flashes tanu a pleading smile,
tanu gets ready to run a mile
ariv flashes his sexy plastic leg,
Tanu cannot bear to see him beg
She says I will not play the hokey pokey
Not with that doapy moapy
lets you and i get cosy
lets get topsy turvy
But alas, vikas enters
sees them at the centre
trying to copy
his game hokey pokey
time and again this happens
and nobody gets to play
there are just too many commitments
vikas thinks he would get more action, were he gay!
But over the passage of time
tanu and vikas get closer
as friends they strike a chord
ariv is just an unlucky sod!
when ariv and tanu meet she tries to explain
she did not mean to cause him pain
she says -'my marriage is no longer a sham'
over time we found a mutual liking for 'Wham'
over 'careless whispers' and a lot of 'faith'
we jumped over the gate of our pathetic state
we gave into our passion
and finally played the hokey pokey
together we made quite a team
at that point Vikas barged in, again, carrying a packet of jellybean.
With a beaming smile,
he boasted 'this time Tanu did not run a mile'
And then without offering Ariv even one jelly bean
Vikas polished the whole packet clean
Ariv was distressed
In a last attempt started to flash his sexy plastic leg
But Tanu was unimpressed
She said 'this time I dont care if you beg'
Distressed Ariv left the room
Planning their doom
but when went down the stairs
he saw three angry bears.
Oh yes he was hallucinating
he thought tanu and he were dating
oh what a sad day
he decided to turn gay
now his interests have changed and he likes polka dots
he likes the colour pink
the leapord has changed its spots
for everytime he sees vikas he gives him a wink.
god knows what will happen to VAT
now they will fight for each other with a bat
in the process atleast one will have to fall dead on the mat
now who has won, are you all curious cats?
edited to say - all in good fun...just trying to lighten the mood:)
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