Tip Tip Barsaa Paani…..(Wink!)

😃DISCLAIMER: This is strictly for laughs, which both RoKa and RaKa fans deserve after the endless imagination, anticipation and debate on "Did it"…….hope it is taken in the right spirit…...😊

Prologue: After being subjected to many rainy, wetty scenes😛……this is how the story has progressed. From Manori Islands for a simple rainy scene…..!😉

Background: KC and RaS are surely, steadily, deeply falling in love…😍...Now the dard ka rishta, want to be elevated to well the you know girls what rishta. 😉Anyways, kahani mein twist hai…Ain mauke pe Robbie aa jata hai.

Starcast and dialogues: Kasturiji aka Kas aka KC aka Ka AND Raunakji aka RaS aka RaK aka Ra in Shudh Hindi

Robbie in bambaiya Hindi

SCENE 1, TAKE 1

Costume: Raunakji in sherwani…..Kasturiji in white sari😉

Raunakji finally realises that he wants to ahem ahem it😉….par kaise kahen.😕 He invites Kasturiji to the garden……and is standing by an overbridge with a gulab in his hand. 😉Kasturiji arrives, she is glowing with happiness. It begins raining. 😛Raunakji Khush, Kasturiji Khush😃. Raunakji sings and slowly grabs Kasturiji, both of them now swing to the song😉

"Arey aaj rapat, ahaa aaj rapat jayee toh hamein na uthaiyyo

aaj fisal jaayen toh hamein na uthaiyyo😳

hamein jo uthaiyyo toh - 2, khud bhi rapat jaiyyo, ha khud bhi fisal jaiyyo

aaj rapat ha ha aaj rapat jaiyyo toh hamein na uthaiyyo😉

barsaat mein thi kaha baat aaisi, pehli baar barsi barsaat aaisi - 2

kaisi yeh hawa chali, paani mein aag lagi, jaane kya pyas jagi re

bheega yeh tera badan, jagaaye meethi chubhan😳😳

nashe mein zoome ye mann re, kaha hu main mujhe bhi yeh hosh nahi

Tadaammmm….enters Robbie "Kasturiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Apun ke saath tune ye kiya, 😡arey apun tere to apna dil diya aur Raunak terenaam apna will kiya 😒….dekh abhi apun tere pati ki kya waat lagata hai"

In the fight, Kasturiji begins her bhashaan, overpowers both men and Robbie dies😭🤢

SCENE 1, TAKE 2

Costume: RaS in night dress…..Kas in green transparent sari😉

RaS is standing by a window, thinking that 'ab to hona hi chahiye….par kaise kahen'. 😕Kas arrives looking ahem ahem😉….Ras thinks haila😛 Robbie to gaya😃……he calls Kas near the window. It begins raining.😉 RaS Khush, Kas Khush😃……Kas is anticipating ki ab to😳…..par RaS starts singing 😕and slowly grabs Kas, Kas is bewildered 😕anyways both of them sing to the song

"Bheegi Bheegi Raaton Mein Meethi Meethi Baaton Mein, Aisi Barsaaton Mein Kaisa Lagtaa Hai, 😳

Aisa Lagtaa Hai Tum Banke Baadal, Mere Badan Ko Bhigo Ke Mujhe Chhed Rahe Ho😉

Amber khele holi oi maa, bheegi meri choli, humjoli, humjoli"

Tadaammmm….through the window enters Robbie Avatar 2 "Kasturiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Salaa apun ka game end kiya, 😡arey apun tere to apna dil aur Raunak tereko apna will diya😡, seeda apunkoich upar bheja….dekh abhi apun tere pati ki kya waat lagata hai"

In the fight, Kas begins her bhashaan, overpowers both men and Robbie dies again🤢

SCENE 1, TAKE 3

Costume: KC in a bright red sari😉😉…..RaK in suit

Ab ye aag dono taraf barabar hai😉😉

KC decides to take matters in her hands. 😉She invites RaK to a candlelight dinner. Shama jal rahi hai, KC pighal rahi hai😳…..Anyways, RaK arrvives…….KC rushes to open the door. She is looking ahem ahem😉….Ras thinks haila😛 aaj to mera patta katega, yoohooooooo, 😃Robbie to confirm gaya hai😃……It begins raining. 😉They rush to the terrace. RaK Khush, KC Khush😉……Kas builds up the tempo and starts singing. 😉Both of them sing to the song

"Tip-Tip barsaa paani, tip-tip barsaa paani, paani ne aag lagaayi

aag lagi dil mein to dil ko teri yaad aayi😉😉

teri yaad aayi to jal uthaa mera bheega badan, ab tum hi batao sajan main kya karuuuuun😉😳

naam tera mere labon pe aayaa tha, oh ho o naam tera mere labon pe aayaa tha

ho maine bahaane se tumhe bulaaya tha😉

jhoom kar aa gayaa saavan main kya karun"

Tadaammmm….on the terrace lands Robbie Avatar 3 "Kasturiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Hataa sawan ki ghata😡…..tu apne aap ko kya samajh raheli hai….Saalaa apun ka phir se the end karegi😡 apunka upar wale ke saath setting hai, kya...boleto dekh phir se aa gaya…kya samajhi. ….dekh abhi apun tere pati ki kya waat lagata hai"

In the fight again, KC assumes the roop of maha force dharini, 😕 begins her bhashaan, overpowers both men and Robbie dies again…..phew🤢

[THE NADAAN AUDIENCE IS PARESHAN & HAIRAN….AREY KHATAM KARO YE PURAAN]

SCENE 1, TAKE 4

Costume: Ka in a blue chiffon sari😉…..Ra in green Kurta

Ra & Ka are in Robbie's mansion. 😆😆Ra starts imagining Robbie everywhere, Ka tries to ward away his fears….Par Ra kahaan maan raha hai😔….he begins to go away….Ka rone lagi hain😭…..As if on cue it starts raining…..Ra turns back, Ka quickly runs to him😉 ….and …..and …..and….😉 (whistles🥳)

"kaate nahi katate ye din ye raat, kehni thi tumse jo dil ki baat, lo aaj main kehta hu i love you, koi nahi bas tum ho saath, kehni thi tumse jo dil ki baat, lo aaj main kehti hu i love you 😃😉kaisi hava hai, dhuli dhuli, aaj fiza hain, khili khili, 😉saara nazaara, naya naya, dil ne pukaara, piya piya 😉tumne jo li angdaai hai phir baat vahi yaad aayi hai

lo aaj main kehta hu i love you"

Tadaammmm…. Robbie Avatar 4 "Kasturiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Tu abhi bhi idharich chipki hui hai😡😡"

This time Ka and Ra ignore Ra and continue………😉

"mahaka mahaka, tera badan, bahaka bahaka, mera ye mun😉 chhalaka chhalaka, roop tera, halka halka, nasha mera 😉jab aa hi gai main paas tere kah doon jo dil mein hai mere 😉lo aaj main kehti hu i love you, I love you, I love you….👍🏼." yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......RAKA☺️

AUR ISIKE SAATH YE DEKHTE HI ROBBIE PHIR SE MAR GAYA ………AUR MUDMOULDMAN BANA….🤢

JWMRK

JW, what can i say (🤣 )^100!!!! Its ironic, this is exactly how the story is progressing...until now kasturi killed robbie with her nuclear arsenal but last week he died watching rasturi 'ding dong ding ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong dang ding dong ding dong'...now we can all sing ek, do, teen....tera karo din gin....intezarr' for robbie, coz he the 13th unlucky sod who kept waiting and never really got there!!!!

ha hahahahahahaha

Beagle 🤣 ......

When just when, when, when, will I get the wry humour that you have 👏 😆 ...i am in office and I screamed aloud laughing reading your reply 😆


Seriously .....what a waste of talent this show is ....two hot men, a babe, a cracker of a supporting cast (especially Sheeba, Priya, Rupa and Ajay) and a yawn......Oops 😆 😆

hey JW, thats a good name for this serial or if kasturi is made into a movie - two hot men, a 'babe' and a yawn!!

Beagle 😆

ok take this...on the lines of "three weddings and a funeral"...

1. three revivals and a mud-facial
2. three showers and a quickie (Beagle, i agree with you , the quickie was such washout to say the least 😆 )
3. three mothers and the rules of upbringing
4. three fathers and the sofa interludes

😆 😆 😆
the mud facial was good...no wonder robbie was looking a dlightful fresh daisy...poor rasturi lookedwashed out even after the grand revival!!!! now i dont have to spend money on a facial, when it rains i will be out looking for slush!!!

JW, it is because of the three showers that the quickie was such a washout...so much water down the drain!!!! really mumbai muncipality has to take this up with them!!!

three mothers and the rules of upbringing 👏 👏 - i will never watch this for guidence!!!!

who is the third father???JP??? or perhaps raunak when paplu and taplu arrive???? 😆 (sorry guys no offence...all in good humour!!!)

Edited - consider this Night of the Living Dead - so many people died that night - Robbie (in his pain), Rasturi (in esctacy), nandini (out of her permanant constipation problem), devika (out of shock- puru called her sweetheat), and viewers (for watching all of them)

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JW WELL DONE DEAR 👏 👏 👏

Really yaar maja aa gaya 😛 😳 mujhe serial meh samaj nahi aaya tha par yaha par DID IT aachi tarah samaj aa gaya 😳 😆 😆

RaKa fans too aaj khush ho jayenge teri iss post se 😳
really dear song bhi fit hai 👏

But kastri ne robbie ko 4 baar maar dala 😭 😭 apne bashan se pata nahi ab kiski baari hai 😉 😆

Every thing perfect dear 👏 U are best 👍🏼
big hug for u 🤗

issi tarah dose lekar aaya kar sabke liye 😳 😉

manpreet

Beagle
the three fathers are Singhu, Sabhu and JPoo.....sacking away to glory


Municipality 😆 😆 .....just how did they get the dry and about to step into a formal address look after the rain in vain.... 😆

And yes slush sure works.....he looked like a new kid off the block....but he also returned with magical furniture demolition powers.....now we know what IKEA and Walmart need to recyclye their old furniture stock...yipeeee MUDMOULDMAN Robbie 😆 ....how ridiculous can it get 😆 ....I almost thought Karan himself was shocked with the drape burning... 😆 the poor man did it so carefully and hesitatingly 😆

JW, you dont understand...BOOST is the secret of robbies energy....he must have stopped on his way for a cuppa and a bath (after the mud facial and the mud bath)...and he probably wanted to check the hotels fire and safety standards by checking if the drapes were fire proof!!!

Beagle,

Well now we know MudMould Man ki shakti kahaan se aati hai....well the KC must be eating "Lays" and then giving a bhashaan....ek pe rukenge....ho hi nahi sakta 😆

And I guess RaS must be giving food a miss and only watching Tezaab....for the 1, 2 ka 4, 4,2 ka 1 expressions 😆

Well I read Jatin called Karan "Everready battery"....dont know what that means but anyways thankfully they seem like a bunch of teammates.....good for them 👏 ....at least they can laugh together at the spectacle they subject us to .....

@Mannu,

Sweetie tum ab bhi soch rahi hai kiski baari hai KC ke haath marne vaaste....puttar hum kis din kaam aayenge....roj hamein maar hi to rahi hai😆