5 telly points:hiten is better then Cezan

HOSPI-TOLL Banoo main teri Dulhann, Zee TV 8 p m Eureka! There's a Hindi-speaking staff in a Singapore hospital. Here a mentally-challenged man can be operated upon and cured! So, while Sagar is getting his brain trans- planted or whatever, Vidya sits out- side dreaming of life when he'll be normal. Later, when she goes to get prasad from the mandir, Sagar's evil sister arrives and wheels him away. There will be a chase.. I know, I know! Vidya will have an accident and go crazy.. I'm not understand- ing any of this! STAYING ALIVE Kasautii Zindagi Kay, Star Plus 8.30 p m I started watching this show only because someone told me about the re-entry of Anurag Basu (Hiten Tejwani who's far better than Cezzane Khan).. he came riding in on a horse, with reddened hair and beard, to the rhythm of Zinda hoon main! Prerana and Anurag – both in white – taunt and tease each oth- er silly till Anurag bursts into tears. Ditto Prerana. Because of their son Prem who died as a child. Who was that hooded character played by Manoj Bohra then? POUT OKAY PLEASE Kasamh Se, Zee TV 9 p m There's so much happening at the Walia House. A party is in progress.. Piya tries to swallow anti-depressant pills. Bani-di, instead of comforting her, eggs her on. There's also a belly dancer at the party in a most horrendous green dress beaten hollow only by her purple lipstick. Jai Walia, who takes maximum screen time, looks irritated (did he have a karela for lunch?). Then there's a shady video that has Jai Walia helping a nearly passed-out woman to some room.. what next? Who's she? Yeah, like I care! WHAT WOMEN WANT? Saat Phere, Zee TV 9.30 p m Saloni (the 'dark' one, we shall call her) lists the duties of a wife to Brijesh-bhaisaa. "Her sasural is her everything," she says, explain- ing why Priya, his sister, chose to work after marriage. Yawn.. switch the channel. BAD LUCK Doli Sajaa Ke, Sahara One 10 p m Manhoos scrutinises herself in the mirror. But her soon-to-be-beau is busy admiring another bimbette's photograph. Next day, it's bitchy sister's hap- py birthday, so Manhoos packs a hideous yellow frilled salwar- kameez for her. But nani doesn't let her take it. How I wish they'd just burn that yellow salwar-kameez..