truly hilarious!!check dem out!!

this is actually shared by 'psayer' in ronitian hub.I thought to create a separate topic 4 it so that every member can read them.Itz amazing.😃

"Savita:
(Mai toh hun Pagal – Baadshah)
Mai toh hun mahaan
Yeh kahun har pal
Kar ko tension
Ronay de… ronay de…
Ronay de Ronay de Ronay de…
Tulsi deewani ko…

Mohini:
(Lal dupatta – Mujhse shaadi karogi)
Lal dupatta urr gaya re mera hawa ke jhonkay se
Mainay Viranis ko loot liya haye re dhokay se
Maana ke mujhe bewaqoof lagtay woh
Magar meri jaan khatay woh
Maana ke mujhe bewaqoof lagtay woh
Magar meri jaan khatay woh

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(Sabse bara rupayya – Bluffmaster)
Na Banaspati na Savita
Na Gautam barra na saahil
The whole thing is that ki bhayya
Sab se khatarnaak Tulsi mayya

Harsh:
(Tanhayee – Dil Chahta hai)
Dil kay raatay mai kaisi thokar mainay khayee
Tootay khwaab saaray aik mayoosi hai chayee
Har khooshi so gayee…
Cupboard se files… kho gayee…
Mohini ko jo pyaar kiya maine toh saza mai payee..
Tanhayee Tanhayee… meelo hai phaily hui tanhaye…

Tulsi:
(Mere sawaalo ka jawaab do – Maine pyaar kiya)
Mere shantinikaten mai rehnay waalo
Mere favour mai ho ya against tum ho
Ya ho koi bahar kay villains
Mere lecture tum sab chup kar ke suno… suno na…

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(Sunta ja – Dum)
Sunta ja suntan ja dildara sunta ja
Dildara meri suntan ja…
Karta ja karta ja dildara karta ja
Dildara jo mai kahu woh karta ja…

Mihir:
(Idhar chala – Koi Mil Gaya)
Idhar chala mai udhar chala
Jaanay kaha mai kidhar chala
Idhar chala mai udhar chala
Jaanay kaha mai kidhar chala
Array phisal gayaa….
Yeh Tulsi nai kya kiya…

Gayitri:
(Aisa jadoo – Khakee)
Aisa make up daala re
Aisa make up daala re
Bohot kharcha kar daala re
Aisa make up daala re
Kabhi Savita ki chamchi mai…
Kabhi Savita ke against mai…
Kaisa… yeh saara ghotala re…
Kaisa… yeh saara ghotala re…

Saanwari Baanwari:
(Mujhse shaadi karoge – Mujhse shaadi karoge)
Kab tak Indu didi ki shaadi tehlao gi ba?
Indu didi ko kab tak sataogee ba?
Kya kabhi Indu didi kisi ki dulhanyaa banegi?
Kya Indu didi shaadi karegi?
Kya Indu didi Shaadi karegi?

Ansh Gujral:
(Dil nay yeh kaha – Dharkan)
Shantinikaten ki raaho se Viranis ki nigaho se yun na jaonga mai…
Yeh iraada hai mera waada hai laut aaonga mai…
Bacha kucha chain bhi tumse churaaloo…
Thora intezaar kar lo…
Jitna bekaar hun mai… khud ko bekaraar kar lo…
Mere intentions ko samjho… tum bhi ro ro ke bura haal kar lo…

Taanya:
(On the roof – Masti)
Chori chori jab Karan Nandini se door hoga toh khailoongi mai apni game
Chorr kay saari baatein bas emotional blackmailing rahegi main…
My efforts… never in vein
My efforts… never in vein

Bhoomi:
(Uss nai bola kaim chay – Jis desh mai ganga rehta hai)
Maasi ma nai bola kaim chay kaim chay kaim chay
Maine bola aim chay aim chay aim chay
Neend nahi aati Tanya maa kay bagair…
Ghar mai ab tension hai tension hai tension hai tension hai
Maasi ma nai bola kaim chay….

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(Bhoot hun mai – Bhoot)

Na manners hai na respect hai
Na aqal hai na innocence hai
Ansh ka vansh hoo mai…
Bhootni hun mai…
Bhootni hun mai…
Bhootni hun mai…
Bhootni hun mai…


To Viranis:
(Pyaar mai tere – Vaah! Life ho toh aisi)
Besharam… Virani Parivaar
Hogaye Karan Nandini… bekaraar…
Shaantinikaten mai tere… Tere…. Tere….
Shaantinikaten mai tere… Tere…. Tere….
Karan Nandini se hojao door…
Mat karo unko majboor…
Bekasoor… hogaye choor choor choor choor…
Shaantinikaten mai tere… Tere…. Tere….
Shaantinikaten mai tere… Tere…. Tere….

To Karan Nandini:
(Mubarak ho tumko – Haan maine bhi pyaar kiya hai)
Tumharay kadam choomay yeh duniya saari…
Sada khush raho tum dua hai humari "


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