KS & Non Ks : Haso Aur Hasao - Page 5

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I like the way that Meera is played in KS... but still these jokes are awesome! 😆

God bless.

I found the following really touching so thought of sharing with you all, even if you have read this before, it touches you just the same.

THE EMPTY EGG

Jeremy was born with a twisted body and a slow mind.
At the age of 12 he was still in second grade, seemingly unable to learn.

His teacher, Doris Miller, often became exasperated with him. He would squirm in his seat, drool, and make grunting noises. At other times, he spoke clearly and
distinctly, as if a spot of light had penetrated the darkness of his brain. Most of the time, however, Jeremy just irritated his teacher.

One day she called his parents and asked them to come
in for a consultation. As the Forresters entered the empty classroom, Doris said to them, "Jeremy really belongs in a special school. It isn't fair to him to be with younger children who don't have learning problems. Why,
there is a five year gap between his age and that of
the other students."

Mrs. Forrester cried softly into a tissue, while her
husband spoke.

"Miss Miller," he said, "there is no school of that
kind nearby. It would be a terrible shock for Jeremy if we had to take him out of this school. We know he really likes it here." Doris sat for a long time after they had left, staring at the snow outside the window. Its
coldness seemed to seep into her soul. She wanted to
sympathize with the Forresters. After all, their only child had a terminal illness. But it wasn't fair to keep him in her class. She had 18 other youngsters to
teach, and Jeremy was a distraction. Furthermore, he
would never learn to read and write. Why waste any more time trying?

As she pondered the situation, guilt washed over her.
Here I am complaining when my problems are nothing compared to that poor family, she thought. Lord, please help me to be more patient with Jeremy. From
that day on, she tried hard to ignore Jeremy's noises
and his blank stares. Then one day, he limped to her desk, dragging his bad leg behind him.

"I love you, Miss Miller," he exclaimed, loud enough
for the whole class to hear. The other students snickered, and Doris' face turned red. She stammered, "Wh-why that's very nice, Jeremy. N-now please take your seat."

Spring came, and the children talked excitedly about
the coming of Easter. Doris told them the story of Jesus, and then to emphasize the idea of new life springing forth, she gave each of the children a large
plastic egg. "Now," she said to them, "I want you to
take this home and bring it back tomorrow with something inside that shows new life. Do you understand?"

"Yes, Miss Miller," the children responded enthusiastically-all except for Jeremy. He listened intently; his eyes never left her face. He did not even make his usual noises. Had he understood what she had said about Jesus' death and resurrection? Did he understand the assignment? Perhaps she should call his parents and explain the project to them.

That evening, Doris' kitchen sink stopped up. She called the landlord and waited an hour for him to come by and unclog it. After that, she still had to shop for groceries, iron a blouse, and prepare a vocabulary test for the next day. She completely forgot about phoning Jeremy's parents.

The next morning, 19 children came to school, laughing
and talking as they placed their eggs in the large wicker basket on Miss Miller's desk. After they completed their math lesson, it was time to open the eggs.

In the first egg, Doris found a flower. "Oh yes, a flower
is certainly a sign of new life," she said. "When plants peek through the ground, we know that spring is here." A small girl in the first row waved her arm.

"That's my egg, Miss Miller," she called out. The next
egg contained a plastic butterfly, which looked very real. Doris held it up. "We all know that a caterpillar changes and grows into a beautiful butterfly. Yes, that's new life, too." Little Judy smiled proudly and said, "Miss
Miller, that one is mine." Next, Doris found a rock with moss on it.

She explained that moss, too, showed life. Billy spoke up
from the back of the classroom, "My daddy helped me," he beamed.

Then Doris opened the fourth egg. She gasped. The egg
was empty. Surely it must be Jeremy's she thought, and of course, he did not understand her instructions. If only she had not forgotten to phone his parents.

Because she did not want to embarrass him, she quietly
set the egg aside and reached for another. Suddenly, Jeremy spoke up.

"Miss Miller, aren't you going to talk about my egg?"

Flustered, Doris replied, "But Jeremy, your egg is empty."

He looked into her eyes and said softly, "Yes, but
Jesus' tomb was empty, too."

Time stopped. When she could speak again, Doris asked
him, "Do you know why the tomb was empty?"

"Oh, yes," Jeremy said, "Jesus was killed and put in there. Then His Father raised Him up."

The recess bell rang. While the children excitedly ran
out to the school yard, Doris cried. The cold inside her melted completely away.

Three months later, Jeremy died. Those who paid their
respects at the mortuary were surprised to see 19 eggs on top of his casket, all of them empty.

Windows 2000 in Hindi

Bill Gates announced that Microsoft plans to release a windows version in Hindi.

Here are some Windows related terms that are proposed to be used in the Hindi version of

Khidkiyan'DoHazar
(Windows2000):

Keywords

1.Phaail = File

2.Bachao = Save

3.AiseBachao = Save as

4.Subko Bachao = Save All

5.Mujhe Bachao = Help

6.Dhoondo = Find

7.Firse Dhoondo = Find Again

8.Hilao = Move

9.Dak = Mail

10.Dakiya = Mailer

11.Paas se dhekho = Zoom

12.Dhoor se dhekho = Zoom Out

13.Kholo = Open

14.Bandh Karo = Close

15.Naya = New

16.Purana/Khatara = Old

17.Badli Karo = Replace

18.Bhaago = Run

19.Chaapo= Print

20.Dekh Ke Chaapo = Print Preview

2! 1.Nakal Utaaro/Kaapi =Copy

22.Kaato = Cut

23.Chipkao = Paste

24.Payshal Chipkao = Paste Special

25.Goli Maaro = Delete

26.Nazaara = View

27.Hatyaar= Tools

28.Hatyaar Khamba = Toolbar

29.Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet

30.Kalti Maaro = Exit

31.Ped = Tree

32.Thooso= Compress

33.Chooha = mouse

34.TikKaro = Click

35.Tik-Tik Karo = Double Click

36.Idhar-se-Udhar - Forward

37.khamba= Scrollbar

Great posts! 👏

Good on you Cheeze ben and Critical ben! 😃

Cheeze ben, the empty eggs post was heart warming... but it's sad when stories end in the child passing away 😭

As it is I'm very sad for the reason we keep discussing repeatedly 😳

Anyways, I absolutely loved the Hindi Windows! 😆 Classic! 😆

And Critical ben, the work post was awesome! 😆

More posts people... more! 😃

God bless.

Inspiration (author
unknown) .....

My mom only had one eye. I hated
her... She was such an embarrassment.

She cooked for students & teachers to support the family.



There was this one day during elementary school where my mom came to

Say hello to me.



I was so embarrassed.



How could she do this to me?

I ignored her, threw her a hateful look and ran out.

The next day at school one of my classmates said, 'EEEE, your mom
only

Has one eye!'



I wanted to bury myself.

I also wanted my mom to just disappear.

I confronted her that day and said, ' If you're only goanna make me
a

Laughing stock, why don't you just die?'



My mom did not respond...

I didn't even stop to think for a second about what I had said, because


I was full of anger.

I was oblivious to her feelings.



I wanted out of that house, and have nothing to do with her.

So I studied real hard, got a chance to go abroad to study.

Then, I got married.

I bought a house of my own.

I had kids of my own.

I was happy with my life, my kids and the comforts, Then one day, my

Mother came to visit me.

She hadn't seen me in years and she didn't even meet her

Grandchildren.



When she stood by the door, my children laughed at her, and I yelled at


Her for coming over uninvited.

I screamed at her, 'How dare you come to my house and scare my

Children!'

GET OUT OF HERE! NOW!!!'



And to this, my mother quietly answered, 'Oh, I'm so sorry. I may
have

Gotten the wrong address,'

And she disappeared out of sight.

One day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house.



So I lied to my wife that I was going on a business trip.

After the reunion, I went to the old shack just out of curiosity.


My neighbors said that she died.

I did not shed a single tear.

They handed me a letter that she had wanted me to have.



'My dearest son,

I think of you all the time. I'm sorry that I came to your house and

Scared your children.

I was so glad when I heard you were coming for the reunion.

But I may not be able to even get out of bed to see you.

I'm sorry that I was a constant embarrassment to you when you were

Growing up.



You see........when you were very little, you got into an accident, and


Lost your eye.

As a mother, I couldn't stand watching you

Having to grow up with one eye.

So I gave you mine.

I was so proud of my son who was seeing a whole new world for me, in my


Place, with that eye.



With all my love to you,

Your mother.

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the

World.

So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China .

On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he
Noticed a golden telephone

mounted on the wall with a sign that read
"$10,000 per call".

The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by

what

The telephone was used for.

The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for
$10,000 you could talk to God.

The American thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in Japan . There, at a very large cathedral, he saw

the

Same golden telephone with the same sign under it.

He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in China

and

He asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.

She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000
He
Could talk to God.

"O.K., thank you," said the American.

He then traveled to Pakistan , Srilanka , Russia , Germany and
France .

In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same

"$10,000

Per call" sign under it.
The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to India

to

See if Indians had the same phone...

He arrived in India , and again, in the first church he entered,

there

Was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read
"One
Rupee per call."

The American was surprised so he

asked the priest about the sign.
"Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden
Telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to
Heaven,
But in the US the price was $10,000 per call.

Why is it so cheap here?"

Readers, it is your turn......... Think .....before you scroll

down...

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The priest smiled and answered, "You're in India now, Son - it's a
Local
Call".
This is the only heaven on the Earth.

If you are proud to be an Indian

KEEP SMILING

Great topic...loved reading the jokes and stories and loved the pics as well..here's some pic I'd like to share with you -

was browsing for some picture and came across this ... so thought I'll share it with you all... 😆 😆 😆 ...



hope haven't offended anyone ... it's just for a smile ...

😆 😆 😆 ... I loved the first one ... Gosh Meera has 3 sos from 3 different man... 😆 😆 😆 ... hence calling them by their different surname... 😆 😆 😆 ...