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Posted: 17 years ago
#31
Oh God those Dogs and cats they look boneless... ๐Ÿ˜† ... the way they are sleeping ... ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ...

Henna that Bush Picture is just too much... ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿคฃ ... poor Chinese or Japanese man (... though both look same to me lol) shielding his wife from Bush...๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ...
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Posted: 17 years ago
#32

Heehehehehe! im liking this thread already!! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Okay its not funny, but this group is REALLY talented so thought id share

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnndfySZX84[/YOUTUBE]

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Posted: 17 years ago
#33
good pic of Bush on a foreign visit...the chinese guy is more like indian guy...telling his wife...you keep away...you don't know anything.... ๐Ÿ˜†

the group is good, you hook into shows like so you think you can dance and there is one on MTV that my daughter is always watching...

find a funny clip of mr bean...
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Posted: 17 years ago
#34

Originally posted by: divan

good pic of Bush on a foreign visit...the chinese guy is more like indian guy...telling his wife...you keep away...you don't know anything.... ๐Ÿ˜† yeh ๐Ÿคฃ but i wonder why the chinese guy took such a drastic step! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

the group is good, you hook into shows like so you think you can dance and there is one on MTV that my daughter is always watching... yeh.. i usually follow America's Next Top Model and indian wise SRGMP.. but when i saw these i was like ๐Ÿ˜ฒ they are dammmmmmn good, one of the girls story was sad, her parents didnt allow her to take part in the competition as they wanted her to continue her studies or something then she continued her dreams n in the finals i thnk her parents came.. not sure but i was readin the YT messeges ๐Ÿ˜†

find a funny clip of mr bean...

Hehehehe i always what this clip when im low!

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4moPhSeDWFI[/YOUTUBE]

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Posted: 17 years ago
#35
Another one of my favs!

Its from Hana Kimi.. Basically you have Reixi hus actually a girl in a boys school and one guy believes hes gay for falling for her ๐Ÿ˜†

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5gtxjRKsCM[/YOUTUBE]

i love their english and the point at 1.41.. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ dunno why i always end up laffin super hard! ๐Ÿ˜†
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Posted: 17 years ago
#36
That's a good one...he is too good.
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Posted: 17 years ago
#37

Back with some jokes...jokes are not made by me...found them on the net....Hope you enjoy, and please comment...๐Ÿ˜ณ

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A man from the Welfare department was interviewing Meera who had requested assistance and he was reviewing her form. He noted that she stated that she had three sons, but only has one name listed, "Vicky". "Yes", she replied, "All three sons are named Vicky."

"Why would you do that?", inquired the government worker.

"It makes it much easier to get things done.", was her reply. "Vicky, time for bath." And they all would get in the bath. "Vicky, time for supper." And they all would come to the table.

Amazed, the government worker then inquired how did she get personal if she wanted to talk with just one of her sons.

"Oh that's easy", she replied. "I just call them by their last name."๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

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The first grade class comes in from recess, and Teacher, Dadi, asks Jai, "What did you do at recess?"

Jai says, "I played in the sand box."

Dadi says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."

He does, and gets a cookie.

Dadi asks Bani what he did at recess.

Bani says, "I played with Jai in sand box."

Dadi says, "Good. If you write 'Box" correctly on blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie."

Bani does, and gets a cookie.

Dadi then asks Meera Khandelal what she did at recess.

She says, "I tried to play with Jai and Bani, but they threw rocks at me."

Dadi says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie." ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

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Hope you enojyed them!! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜ณ

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Posted: 17 years ago
#38
OMG too good ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† both of them was really funny especially the first one'
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great job ๐Ÿ‘
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Posted: 17 years ago
#39

Some Cool Jokes!! But editted, so am taking Tom and Jerry instead ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

One Fine Day A Girl Proposed To Tom And Tom Denied
Simply Saying That In Our Family

We Marry Only Our Relatives.
My Mom Married My Dad,
My Brother Married My Bhabhi,
My Uncle Married My Aunt And So On.
So Please Excuse Me !!!!!

"Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned...."
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...

Just then an Italian asks the nearby standing Tom in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Tom : Two miles .
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.
I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up
to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
Tom : Downwards... !!

Q:) Why does Tom bring binoculars in his own marriage?
A:) To see his far relatives.

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Tom and Jerry went into a pub and after ordering two
beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner.
So the two swapped (exchanged) their sandwiches.

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Tom was very fond of sensational and detective novels,
but he always started reading from the middle.
A friend of his asked why he did so?"
It'z doubly interesting", said Tom. "To start from the
middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning

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OnceTom was going to his office.
On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel
and Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels and
exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to choice hai"!!!!!!

> > *=====*=====*=====*=====*=====*=====*=====*=====*=====*===== *=====*

Tom died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate

Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education
on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer
two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are there in a year?

Tom thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not
the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only
12 seconds in a year?"
Tom replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc...."
Saint Peter lets him in without another word.

Edited by cheeze - 17 years ago
Lord-Mangeshwar thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
#40
Hehehehe!

Great work everyone! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

I'm looking forward to seeing more on this topic! ๐Ÿ˜›

God bless.

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