Spreading a little cheer - Part 6 pg 13 - Page 8

Windows 2000 - Hindi Version

Bill Gates was in India a few days ago. He announced that Microsoft plans to release a windows version in Hindi. Here are some Windows related terms that may be used in the Hindi version of Windows 2000... Khidkiyan 2000:

Phaail = File
Bachao = Save
Aise Bachao = Save as
Subko Bachao = Save All
Mujhe Bachao = Help
Dhoondo = Find
Firse Dhoondo = Find Again
Hilao = Move
Daak = Mail
Daakiya = Mailer
Paas se dhekho = Zoom
Door se dhekho = Zoom Out
Kholo = Open
Bandh Karo = Close
Naya = New
Khatara = Old
Badli Karo = Replace
Bhaago = Run
Chhaapo = Print
Dekh Ke Chhaapo = Print Preview
Nakal karo = Copy
Kaato = Cut
Chipkao = Paste
Payshul Chipkao = Paste Special
Goli Maaro = Delete
Nazaara = View
Hathiyaar = Tools
Hathiyaar Khambha = Toolbar
Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet
Iska Bhi Naam Nahin Aata = Database
Futaas Ki Goli Kha = Exit
Ped = Tree
Thooso = Compress
Chooha = mouse
Tik-Tik Karo = Click
Idhar-se-Udhar.Udhar-se-Idhar = Scrollbar

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What does ABCD... stand for ?

America
Based
Confused
Desi
Escaped
From
Gujarat;
Housed
In
Jersey;
Keeping
Lotsa'
Motels
Named
Omkarnath
Patel;
Quickly
Reached
Success
Through
Underhanded
Vicious
Ways;
Xenophobic
Yet
Zealous

More jokes on Pages 1, 4, 6 and 8

Balance Sheet of Life

Our Birth is our Opening Balance
Our Death is our Closing Balance
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account
Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behavior are our Goodwill
Patience is our Interest Earned
Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents
Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award

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What is ABCDEFG ? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl.

But what is GFEDCBA the opposite- Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again

I loved the balance sheet of life it was beautiful! I also immensely
enjoyed the window translated in Hindi that was really funny! Thanks for
the laughter after the khadoos yelled at me regarding my speech needed
some cheering up! :)

Hindi Version of windows 2000...🤣

Goodness...Save me!! 😆

🤣 me still laughing like a fool...ABCDEFG n the opp was damn good...Loved the hindi version of Win 2000..the best one being "Futaas Ki Goli Kha = Exit" 😆 😆
Balance sheet of life was just brilliant.. 😃
Rama

😆....good ones....now I understand the meaning of ABCD 😆...

🤣 🤣 loved the balance sheet of life 😆 😆 😆 meaning of abcdefg and its opposite was amazing 😆 hindi version of
windows 🤣 laughing like mad 😆 😆

It is all gr888 once again.. making me jumping in my seat i specially enjoyed balance sheet of life and mythology-technology...

Excellent😆 👏. Sabji do you have something to do with s/ws, computers in general? Those jokes are the best ones. 😆

Thanku and keep them coming!

P.S. SDLC?? please pray that I don't write that defn. of yours in the exam...it's in the syllabus 😆