Dear guests and fellow members of the Princess Pia Campaign,
Pia J. Walia, a mesmerizing mermaid with unrivalled beauty with style unrivalled against anyone in KS! Pia stands for Perfection In Action (short for Pia), nobody is physically or mentally perfect other than Pia J!
The others might intimidate, they might make threatening finger pointed pravachans, but they never act! Pia J's actions speak louder than words – let's take a little look at what she's done so far :-
After borrowing a hockey stick from a local school (she went after midnight, possibly breaking in and proving at the same time she's not afraid of the dark!), she planted a near perfect one time hit on the forehead of Aparajit Deb! The great one then fell like a tree! Even Jai can't do that!
Again another sign of confidence and assurance, Pia J visited the local vet and carried home a King Cobra snake! She then carefully released the soulless reptile into the bedroom of the great Aparajit Deb (by breaking and entering via the unlocked kitchen!) A visibly frightened and terrified AD then somehow threw his duvet onto the snake, then threw the reptile out of his bedroom window! AD was visibly distressed at this point!
All the above events have proved Pia J's unequivocal and unmistakable love for Mr Jai Walia. Pia has shown she is willing to go the extra mile to acquire her man! Even a broke and penniless Jai, living in the slums hasn't changed Pia's devotion and adoration towards Jai! Proving that money is not the issue, only Jai is the issue!
Hopefully, in the next 6 hours (India time) after the marriage concludes between AD & Bani 'Di', a euphoric and ecstatic Pia will celebrate her victory and triumph beside her campaigners!