Pia ‘loves’ Jai Unequivocally!

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Dear guests and fellow members of the Princess Pia Campaign,

Pia J. Walia, a mesmerizing mermaid with unrivalled beauty with style unrivalled against anyone in KS! Pia stands for Perfection In Action (short for Pia), nobody is physically or mentally perfect other than Pia J!

The others might intimidate, they might make threatening finger pointed pravachans, but they never act! Pia J's actions speak louder than words – let's take a little look at what she's done so far :-

After borrowing a hockey stick from a local school (she went after midnight, possibly breaking in and proving at the same time she's not afraid of the dark!), she planted a near perfect one time hit on the forehead of Aparajit Deb! The great one then fell like a tree! Even Jai can't do that!

Again another sign of confidence and assurance, Pia J visited the local vet and carried home a King Cobra snake! She then carefully released the soulless reptile into the bedroom of the great Aparajit Deb (by breaking and entering via the unlocked kitchen!) A visibly frightened and terrified AD then somehow threw his duvet onto the snake, then threw the reptile out of his bedroom window! AD was visibly distressed at this point!

All the above events have proved Pia J's unequivocal and unmistakable love for Mr Jai Walia. Pia has shown she is willing to go the extra mile to acquire her man! Even a broke and penniless Jai, living in the slums hasn't changed Pia's devotion and adoration towards Jai! Proving that money is not the issue, only Jai is the issue!

Hopefully, in the next 6 hours (India time) after the marriage concludes between AD & Bani 'Di', a euphoric and ecstatic Pia will celebrate her victory and triumph beside her campaigners!

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Posted: 18 years ago
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This is seriously getting old. And annoying. 😕
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Rakhiji, I want to point out that Her Majesty 'Perfection In Action' seems to have gone on Auto Pilot now. She has totally over looked the fact that the 'Love Of Her Revered Life' Jai Walia is now broke and penniless, living in slums. As I recall, Her Majesty Perfection In Action's first and foremost aim in life is to amass Wealth, Glamour and Power, which of course JW can't provide now, as he has become a broken, tuta-phuta majnu.

So I humbly urge Her Majesty to look for a bigger fish to fry as JW has now become as we say in Bengali Chuno-Puti (a miniscule nothing). The Forever Exalted Lord AD could have been a suitable and worthy candidate, but, unfortunately he is also in the confused chungals of Bani 'Di' and will soon be seen as an equally tuta-phuta aashik, crying his eyes out for his lady love Bani 'Di'.

Don't you think Her Majesty Perfection In Action should pay immediate heed to his humble request?

Sonia.

I really for the life of me can't figure out WHY, all the Wealthy, Glamorous, Powerful and Eligible Millionaires instead of feeling a instant magnetic pull towards Her Majesty seem to be drawn towards the tuita-phuta majnu banane ki machine Bani 'Di'.

Edited by ShadesOfGrey - 18 years ago
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Posted: 18 years ago
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rakhi once again thanks for posting such an entertaining post about reptile species oh did i say reptile how can i call ur mermaid reptile but i think amphibians are also close to reptile and mermaid are ambhibians only 😆

i agree that repto-amphibian has done right by breaking head of bhoots. may god give peace to soul of bhoots and reptiles, but ur repto/amphibian has no power else bhoot must have died. so don't say that he has fallen like a tree if this would have happened he must have gone to narak by now.

again placing cobra in bhoot's room no way proves repto-ambhibian confidence as she was able to place cobra because cobra was his male friend from her own species, so it was really easy for her to handle him by luring him and must have s** with him, u know how much she wanted to do that.

i think u r not up-to-date with facts rakhi repto-amphibian has already left that slum as she has found a good place to live and she left without taking her son or other family members including JW so this proves that how much love she is having for JW 😆

and last but not the least: NVSSR to repto.

please do post these type of entertaining post, i just love to answer them

swati
Edited by swatinarang - 18 years ago
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Posted: 18 years ago
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im still waiting for the PPC members list 😆
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Originally posted by: radha07

im still waiting for the PPC members list 😆

i have posted, i think u missed that list😉

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Originally posted by: swatinarang

i have posted, i think u missed that list😉

I did miss it, but after reading the virus encyclopedia, I rest my case 😆

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Originally posted by: radha07

I did miss it, but after reading the virus encyclopedia, I rest my case 😆

who said virus encylopedia it included bacterias, fungi and some other creatures too😆

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Posted: 18 years ago
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^^
You guys are funny.I really would like top see rthe original list ,i.e,if it is there.
Shiya
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Originally posted by: swatinarang

who said virus encylopedia it included bacterias, fungi and some other creatures too😆

😆 ha ha ha! I wonder when we will be able to see the list of names from the mammalian kingdom 😆 If we have one, that is!!😆

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