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Jazmin

@jnawaz

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Posted: 18 years ago

#121

jaani...just remember one thing...u cant just make up tasks that u want us to do...like guard the punch bowl...but i mean serious jobs that the saalis would do whether u liked it or not... 😈 ...keep in mind ke the saali's-in-training are baache log... 😉
JAZ

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Pachu.P

@Pachu.P

Inactive

+ 2

Posted: 18 years ago

#122

Okay..here are my set of questions for the time being:

-Who saw the brontosaurus enter the restaurant?
-What is the name of Jesus's religion?
-Does Safeway sell jujubes?
-Dear Lord, are you there?
-Does the policeman hunt mad people?
-What if everything was designed?
-How does God decide who goes to heaven?
-Does heaven exist behind black holes?
-Why do pandas need such a large intake of food?
-Is talk of God reasonable?
-If you marry in Nevada, is it recognized in Washington?
-What is something bad about Mexico?
-Flip phone or Slider:
-Favorite Govinda Movie:
-Govinda/David Dhawan or Salman/David Dhawan:
-Katrina/Salman or Ash/Salman:
-Why do tress give oxygen:
-Hawaii or Bahamas:
-Why are hats called hats:
-Jai/Bani or Dk/Disha:

List the songs that describes the characteristics of the following people:

~Jaz
~Mamta
~Jas
~Pachu
~Shina
~Jigu
~Navs
~Taz
~Sam
~My mom
~Your mom
~Payu

Write a 1000 word hillarious situation with all of the above people, doesn't matter how.. 😊

-Pre-Cal or Cal:
-Poetry or Essays:
-DVD or VHS
-Ram or Jiju:

-Favorite Ride:
-Favorite Ride in Universal 😆 :
-Live in City or Country:
-Dream Car:
-Dream House(post a pic):
-Dream Date(other then Ram, DK, or Jiju):
-Skating or Swimming:
-Pool indoor or outdoor:

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Jazmin

@jnawaz

Inactive

+ 6

Posted: 18 years ago

#123

ok so now im back...with the dress u have come up with for the saali's in your wedding...make up a story...ff...of us at your wedding...and one more task for u...another ff with saalis and jiju...but this time...it is the saali's meeting jiju for the first time...we are at CPK...u in the middle...us girls around...waiting for jiju to show up...and we grill him...and i mean GRILL 😈
JAZ

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Vanita

@*Guli*

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 18 years ago

#124

Originally posted by: ~Pachu*n*Abhi~
Okay..here are my set of questions for the time being:

-Who saw the brontosaurus enter the restaurant? by eating the roof!
-What is the name of Jesus's religion? catholic😕
-Does Safeway sell jujubes? wat?
-Dear Lord, are you there? Yes i am still here!
-Does the policeman hunt mad people? no!
-What if everything was designed? wouldnt that be nice!
-How does God decide who goes to heaven? yes!
-Does heaven exist behind black holes? who knows!
-Why do pandas need such a large intake of food? look at how big they are!
-Is talk of God reasonable? dont know!
-If you marry in Nevada, is it recognized in Washington? nope!
-What is something bad about Mexico? never been there!! dont know!
-Flip phone or Slider: slider
-Favorite Govinda Movie: there are loads!
-Govinda/David Dhawan or Salman/David Dhawan: 1st one
-Katrina/Salman or Ash/Salman: ash salman ( i am talking about movie)
-Why do tress give oxygen: Whats tress?
-Hawaii or Bahamas: hmm...bahamas
-Why are hats called hats: i dont know ask the person that invented it!
-Jai/Bani or Dk/Disha: oy.. is this a trick ?.... i say jai and bani!

List the songs that describes the characteristics of the following people:

~Jaz hain agar dushman dushman😆😆😆
~Mamta tere bina (she's always there!)
~Jas chori chori chupke chupke!!!
~Pachu Beh Pana Pyaar Hain Aaja... Tera Intazar hain aaja!
~Shina do u want a partner o partner?
~Jigu yeh dosti....
~Navs khoya khoya chand
~Taz mein albeli... from zubeida...
~Sam Sanam Mere Humraaz
~My mom I have no idea!! is that a trick ?.... cuz thats hard!!
~Your mom sexy sexy sexy mujhe log bole.. hi sexy hello sexy kyon bole
~Payu Jhoom Barabar Jhoom

Write a 1000 word hillarious situation with all of the above people, doesn't matter how.. 😊
i will get back to it!!! let me write it then post!

-Pre-Cal or Cal: pre cal
-Poetry or Essays: poetry
-DVD or VHS dvd
-Ram or Jiju: oy...... no.. not answering!

-Favorite Ride: mummy/jurassic
-Favorite Ride in Universal 😆 : mummy
-Live in City or Country: city
-Dream Car: lexus
-Dream House(post a pic):
-Dream Date(other then Ram, DK, or Jiju): SRK
-Skating or Swimming: skating cuz like i cant swim
-Pool indoor or outdoor: outdoor

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Naazneen

@nsa4657

Voyager

Posted: 18 years ago

#125

the dream house is soo prettty!! especially the pool 😍

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Vanita

@*Guli*

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 18 years ago

#126

Originally posted by: jnawaz
...make up a story...ff...of us at your wedding...

It was the day of the wedding!!!!.....

And like everything was going crazy!!!!!

And the rule is not to let the bride and groom see each other!!!

So like.. Jaz made sure that jij doesnt get a sneak peak!!!!

Some of the gals were getting Guli ready!!!!!!!!

Navs came to Jij

And gave him his sherwani!!!!!

but like....

they dont make sherwani's without buttons!!!

Jaz: Dear lord navs..... Buttons??

Navs: What?? They all had them!!

Jaz: Great!!!... Man her hormones better not go crazy at the mandap!!!

Navs: Well.. i dont know.. but Guli is looking good!!! hopefully his hormones dont go haywire!!!!!!!!!!

Navs gave it to him!!!!

Everyone else was in charge of everything else!!

They made sure that.... everything was perfect!

After all this was Guli's wedding!!!!.....

All the gals were ready!!!!

Everything was ready!

Jij came down...

And everyone was looking at him

He looked hot!! (hey man whos writing it!! And.. like only i could picture him.. so u guys.. no bad thinking!😆)

He was looking all around..

And he couldnt wait

He wanted to see her

It was bad enough...

He was being watched on!!!!

But his eyes were wandering!

Saalis came to him

And they are like

Looking for something!

or should we say someone!

He was blushing!!!!😳😳😳..

Jaz: well too bad u cant see her

And like

we have already seen her

and she looks good!!

Too bad..

U have to wait

Love the beauty in that!!!!!!!

He sat in the mandap........

And then...

IT was finally time for Guli to come down.....

His eyes looked up

Jaz was like oy..

No looking!!!

Jij is like wat...

Jaz: Wait boy!!!... U will see her wen she comes down and sits next to you!

He's like but..

Jaz: No buts!!!

He kept quiet!!

She came out

Everyone was like aww.....

Jij was like...

How does she look like/

He was mumbling to the saalis

They are like shh

They were watching Guli come down!!

Jij was like this is not funny!!!

And then

SHe sat down

And he looked at her

And wow!!

He was smiling.....

The wedding proceeded onwards...

(and yeah!!)

i will end it there!!!

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Vanita

@*Guli*

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 18 years ago

#127

Originally posted by: jnawaz
..another ff with saalis and jiju...but this time...it is the saali's meeting jiju for the first time...we are at CPK...u in the middle...us girls around...waiting for jiju to show up...and we grill him...and i mean GRILL 😈
JAZ

It was a girl's night out!!!

And it was at CPK!!!

It was.. Guli, Jaz, Pachu, Navs, Jigu, Mamta, and Sam.....

they were all sitting on a big table

Guli was sitting in the middle...

And everyone else was around her!!!

They were all expecting the main guest to arrive

ANd that was jiju..........

And finally he had come!!

Guli saw him

And she was blushing!

He came

And looked at all of them!!

All the gals were looking at him from top to bottom.....

The girls are were already disappointed...

Button down shirt and a pants with zippers!!!!!!!!!

And Guli just had to wear a skirt!!!!....

Apparently... Guli never listens to Jaz!!!!!!!!

They all had a pen and a pad with him!!!

waiting to take down some notes!

He looked at Guli

And he smiled at her!!!

Jaz was like oy..

Enough eye locking....

And jaz is like

if you look at her

Only look at her face

and ur eyes shouldnt wander anywhere else!!

Like he could help it..

She was a wearing a low v cut shirt!!

He wanted to sit next to Guli

but that wasnt possible!!

They are like.....

We will ask you questions..

If you answer correctly...

Then we will all move...

And the closer you can sit next to her....

He's like ok deal!!!

The only one that wasnt going to ask him

What Pachu!

becuz he already talks to her!!!!

So she cant grill him!!!

He was meeting everyone else for the 1st time!!!!!!!

So he sat down!!

And this questions started..

1st up was Sam.....

And she introduced herself

And they both shook hands...

Sam: Okay my question to you........ if you and Guli had kids.... would you want her stay at home with the kids?

Jij: Yes!!! So that way...... the kids would get their love from her mother!!

Sam: So you dont want her to work??

Jij: no.. its..

Sam: You are saying that she should become a house wife?

Jij: No..

Sam: Then wat are you saying?

Jij is thinking

if she lets me talk......

Jij is like

i have no problem in her working!!

She can work if she wants....

Sam: But you just said..

Jij: After the kids are born.... she should be with him for the 1st 6-7 months... if she decides to go back to work.. thats her choice.....

Everyone liked that answer....

They all moved one except for Guli

So he moved down one.......

Next was Mamta....

They shook hands...

Mamta: Would you give Guli 15 cents???

Jij: huh???

Mamta: Just answer the question...

The gals were looking at him

Jij was confused!!!

CUz he didnt know wat that was!!...

Jij: of course!! if she asked for it!!

Everyone was like😲😲😲😲😲😲😲

Mamta: If she asked for it?

Jij: Yes!!!!

Mamta: Thats a wrong answer!!

Jij: whats wrong with 15 cents??

Mamta: Its bad!! Guli dont you ever and i mean ever ask for it!!

Jij: I got that wrong!!!

Mamta: Yes you did!!

Jij: So i cant move down?

Mamta: I will be nice and we will move..... but.. i am marking that down!!!!!!

Next up was Navs....

Navs: What do you like to prefer wearing more? Pants or Sweats???

Jij was like 😕

Jij: well.. of course pants!!!!

Everyone was like 😲😲😲😲😲

Jij: Who wants to wear sweats!!!!

Navs: Oy... u better wear sweats! they dont have zippers!!!

Jij: But...

Navs: Oy.. dont you but me!!!..... Pants you are banned from!!!....

Jij: So what... should i wear my boxers all day!!!

Navs was like 😲😲😲😲😲😲....

Jaz: Oy... excuse me... boxers???

Jij: She doesnt want me to wear pants!!!

Navs: Oy.. i didnt say that!!!!

Jij: Yes you!!

Navs: Arre.. i want you to wear them but not those.. wear.. sweats!! they dont have zippers!!!!!!!!!

Jij: but why??

Navs: Dont ask!!

Jij: okay! i wont!!!!....

JIj: did i get that wrong too??

Navs: Yes!!! and ur not doing that great you know!!!!

Jij: but.... neh.. forget it!!!

They still move down!!!!!

He was getting closer to her

He was looking at her

She was smiling at him

Next up was jigu...

Jigu: I am Jigna!! And i am a closer saali.. cuz guli is my cousin!!!!!!

And she's like

Now my question..

Shirt with buttons?? or a regular t-shirt!!!

Jij: well i would say buttons!!!!!!!!

Jigu was 😲😲😲😲😲

So was everyone else!

Jigu: Haila!! Why?

Jij: Becuz!!!!

And he looked at her

And he winked!!!

Jigu: oy.. i saw that 😉

Haila!!!!!.....

Jij: wait.. i am kidding regular t-shirts!!!!😃😃😃

Jigu: No i will stick to ur 1st answer! thats -50!

Jij: -??? i am in the -....

Jigu: Yes!! just for that!!!!... Do you know Guli and buttons are a no no!!!

Jij: But why???

Jigu: Becuz dont ask!! Hello.. who is asking the questions... you or us????

Jij: U!!

Jigu: Wow! he finally got a question right!!!!

They all clap!👏

Jij is like where am i stuck!

He was looking for the waiter!!

He wanted some water!!!

Jigu: What are you doing?

Jij: I want some water!

Jigu: So ur thirst is more important than our questions?

Jij: No!!

Jigu: Then?

Jij: but..

jigu: shut it!!!

Jij is quiet!😕

Jigu: but i love Guli ben.... so i will move!!! but next time you better watch it!!!

The last one was..... Jaz!!!!

Jaz: I am jaz!! u probably know me cuz she's always at my house

Jij: Oh yeah!!

Jaz: Now... u see... Guli is right next to me!

If you answer this one question..... right...

Then we will forget about... all the other questions that we asked

Jij: okay!!!

Jaz: Guli with a skirt or without a skirt??

Jij: With a skirt!!!!!!!!!!!

Jaz: WHAT??😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲

That is like -10000000000000000000

Jij: but....

Jaz: Oh my god!!!.. Wen she wears a skirt do u know wat that means...

Too much touching on smooth legs!!!!

Jij: Okay no skirts!! She doesnt look good!

Jaz: Oy... she doesnt look good? Are you saying she doesnt know how to dress?

Jij: No but you said..

Jaz; What did i say? I didnt say she doesnt look good .. you did??? What kind of BF are you?? saying she doesnt look good!!!

Jij: But

Jaz: Man...u are in the -

jij: 😕😕😕

Jij is like dear lord!!!!!

And thne

He called the waiter..

To make it up to them

He all got them desserts!!!!!!!!!

Wen they saw it

they were drooling over it

they grabbed thier desserts

And he finally sat next to Guli!!!!!!!!!!!

While all the other gals... were engrossed in their desserts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The End!

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Naazneen

@nsa4657

Voyager

Posted: 18 years ago

#128

how can u just stop!!?
well..nice story though!!though it was sooo short!
guli i think im too use to ur long ffs! o well i liked good job! 👏

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Pachu.P

@Pachu.P

Inactive

+ 2

Posted: 18 years ago

#129

Ok..im next😃

-U missed me:
-Phone or Laptop:
-Favorite Beach:
-Favorite time of the day:
-Favorite day of the week:
-Favorite Emotion on IF:
-Other section u active in other then KS n WRWMK:
-Give me 15 reasons why you like KS apart from JB/RR/and \ofcourse, Pia😛
-What time you go to sleep usually and why:
-Why do you wake up so early?:
-If you were to take one thing with you when you died, what would it be and why:
-Favorite Movie song in a TV Show other then JDD
-Have you fought with any of your jaanis?:
-Abhishek in Guru or Abhishek in Yuva:
-SRK in Don or Amitabh in Don:
-Friends or Family first:
-Lovers or Haters:

-Give me a defination of love, in 100 words:

-If given an option, would you fight for your country:
-Bush or Kerry:
-Bush 1 or Bush 2:
-Osama or Saddam:
-Srk-Juhi or Aamir-Juhi:
-Ajay-Kajol or Aamir-Kajol:
-Favorite kind of Cat:
-Where is your next trip out of California and where:
-Why California?:
-Why America?:
-If given a choice to go out of US and live somewhere, where would it be and why:

-Describe your dream wedding:
-Motorola or Samsung:
-Bluetooth or Speaker:
-How do you sleep at night(upside down on stomach, straight, legs crossed..etc)

😃