Next Murgi of the Week- *Guli* - Page 14

Okie jaanu; before I go of to read your mindblowing answers; here's a task I want you to do😉....

Imagine the scene....

It's a weekday; your bored because you have no work.....nothing happening on MSN etc. and then Jazu is at work as well and Pachu.....well; she's watching an Abhi film so no disturbing her there😆....

You decide to see what's happening in the world so switch to the new channel (Maaan; you must be bored!😕) and you see; Shock, Horror; JW winking at the camera!

Haila; it's JW!!.....Here in US!!

You stop looking at him and try to pay attention to what the news reporters are saying.....apparently; JW had a nervous breakdown and killed of his GFN nephew, Sahil (Go with it!).....so now he's been brought to US for the trial.....

And, not just that - but he's only a few miles away from where you're currently sitting!.....You decide to go meet him (when you've stopped drooling of course😆)

Just then, jiju calls and says how he's bored at work and he's missing you.....he acts all lovey dovey but you're to distracted (Duh; there's JW on the TV!😳)

You hang up on him and jump to get your car keys while calling Jazu cause you're so excited....she picks up and you say

"IsawJWonTvhe'sinUSandI'mgoingtomarryhimandwe'llhavelotsofba bies"

Jazu is just like huh?.....But you don't pay attention and jump in the car and zoom of to the courts, speeding over two red lights and almost running over jiju's co-worker (But like, who cares?😉😆)

You arrive at the court in record time......and start looking for the place where they've held JW.....you finally find it and everyone turns to give you weird looks as you burst in....

But you're to busy looking for JW to notice.....you finally see him right at the front standing in the witness box (thing mingy😕) looking drop dead faint in his desi prisoners uniform.....he's wearing long shorts with a shirt and topi with the number '420' on his breastpocket........don't forget the sexy black stripes!!😉😆

You run over to him and as he raises his eyebrow at you; you get down on one knee.....throw your arms wide......open your mouth and.....Propose!

(Phew😆)

What do you say?😛

Also, to make it easier, you HAVE to include these words😃:

Sheru

Dhak Dhak

Pagal

Saali, adhigarwali (Hey, don't look at me like that!.....we want some of the action to!😉)

LMAO; I'm killing myself laughing here!🤣

Whenever jiju and Salis meet, you know it's going to be fun!😉

Originally posted by: nibbles

desi prisoners uniform.....he's wearing long shorts with a shirt and topi with the number '420' on his breastpocket........don't forget the sexy black stripes!!😉😆

Originally posted by: *Guli*

It was a girl's night out!!!

And it was at CPK!!! woo hoo

It was.. Guli, Jaz, Pachu, Navs, Jigu, Mamta, and Sam.....

they were all sitting on a big table of course...what other table could hold us 😉

Guli was sitting in the middle...

And everyone else was around her!!!

They were all expecting the main guest to arrive

ANd that was jiju.......... 😉...jiju se mulaquat 😛

And finally he had come!! haila...late...not good...😕...you dont make the saalis wait 😡

Guli saw him

And she was blushing! 😡😡😡

He came

And looked at all of them!!

All the gals were looking at him from top to bottom.....

The girls are were already disappointed... 😲...kyun ji

Button down shirt and a pants with zippers!!!!!!!!! 😲😲😲...now i know why 😡

And Guli just had to wear a skirt!!!!.... 😡😡😡...man...im so over to clean out your closet 😡😡😡...pooja, naz and humera...SIT task...clean out guli's closet 😉

Apparently... Guli never listens to Jaz!!!!!!!! 😡

They all had a pen and a pad with him!!!

waiting to take down some notes! 😆

He looked at Guli

And he smiled at her!!!

Jaz was like oy.. 😛

Enough eye locking....

And jaz is like

if you look at her

Only look at her face

and ur eyes shouldnt wander anywhere else!! 😲...haila...what the h*ll r u wearing that his eyes cannot wander else where...i mean...besides the skirt 😡

Like he could help it..

She was a wearing a low v cut shirt!! 😲 BEHSARAM!!!!

He wanted to sit next to Guli

but that wasnt possible!! right...like we would let that happen 😆...u must think the saalis are stupid huh 😡

They are like.....

We will ask you questions..

If you answer correctly...

Then we will all move...

And the closer you can sit next to her....

He's like ok deal!!! 😃

The only one that wasnt going to ask him

What Pachu!

becuz he already talks to her!!!! 😡...man...that is one less question...chalo...we will concentrate on the questions...pachu..u watch jijus eyes 😉

So she cant grill him!!!

He was meeting everyone else for the 1st time!!!!!!! 👏👏👏

So he sat down!!

And this questions started..

1st up was Sam.....

And she introduced herself

And they both shook hands...

Sam: Okay my question to you........ if you and Guli had kids.... would you want her stay at home with the kids?

Jij: Yes!!! So that way...... the kids would get their love from her mother!! 😛

Sam: So you dont want her to work??

Jij: no.. its..

Sam: You are saying that she should become a house wife? 😡...how can he say that 😡😡😡

Jij: No..

Sam: Then wat are you saying?

Jij is thinking 😳😳...🤣🤣🤣🤣...poor jij

if she lets me talk......

Jij is like

i have no problem in her working!!

She can work if she wants....

Sam: But you just said..

Jij: After the kids are born.... she should be with him for the 1st 6-7 months... if she decides to go back to work.. thats her choice..... 😲...jiju said HIM...that mean he wants first baby to be boy...aagar ladki hua toh...phir...ghalat jawab 😡

Everyone liked that answer.... ok fine...😕

They all moved one except for Guli

So he moved down one.......

Next was Mamta....

They shook hands...

Mamta: Would you give Guli 15 cents??? 😆

Jij: huh???

Mamta: Just answer the question...

The gals were looking at him

Jij was confused!!!

CUz he didnt know wat that was!!... 😆

Jij: of course!! if she asked for it!!

Everyone was like😲😲😲😲😲😲😲 hell ya...besharam 1 and besharam 2 at this table...😡

Mamta: If she asked for it? 😲...guli...muh baand rak...ill bring the tape 😡😡😡

Jij: Yes!!!!

Mamta: Thats a wrong answer!! 😡...u tell him buddy 😡

Jij: whats wrong with 15 cents??

Mamta: Its bad!! Guli dont you ever and i mean ever ask for it!!

Jij: I got that wrong!!!

Mamta: Yes you did!!

Jij: So i cant move down?

Mamta: I will be nice and we will move..... but.. i am marking that down!!!!!! buddy...u are two nice...i would move him back three seats 😈😈😈

Next up was Navs....

Navs: What do you like to prefer wearing more? Pants or Sweats??? 👍🏼...good question👏

Jij was like 😕

Jij: well.. of course pants!!!!

Everyone was like 😲😲😲😲😲...man...jiju...you would so have no money if this was KBCP 😉

Jij: Who wants to wear sweats!!!! WE want YOU to wear them 😡😡😡

Navs: Oy... u better wear sweats! they dont have zippers!!! exactly navu 👍🏼

Jij: But... no buts!!!😡

Navs: Oy.. dont you but me!!! thank you!!!..... Pants you are banned from!!!....

Jij: So what... should i wear my boxers all day!!!

Navs was like 😲😲😲😲😲😲.... hell no!!!!!!...jiju..chi...dirty mind...is he planning to roam around adhe nanga 😡

Jaz: Oy... excuse me... boxers??? 😡

Jij: She doesnt want me to wear pants!!!

Navs: Oy.. i didnt say that!!!!

Jij: Yes you!! 😡😡 stop twisting navus words!

Navs: Arre.. i want you to wear them but not those.. wear.. sweats!! they dont have zippers!!!!!!!!!

Jij: but why??

Navs: Dont ask!!

Jij: okay! i wont!!!!.... 👍🏼 first samazdaar jawab 😉

JIj: did i get that wrong too??

Navs: Yes!!! and ur not doing that great you know!!!! WE know...sad naa 😭

Jij: but.... neh.. forget it!!!

They still move down!!!!!

He was getting closer to her

He was looking at her

She was smiling at him

Next up was jigu...

Jigu: I am Jigna!! And i am a closer saali.. cuz guli is my cousin!!!!!! 😛

And she's like

Now my question..

Shirt with buttons?? or a regular t-shirt!!!

Jij: well i would say buttons!!!!!!!!

Jigu was 😲😲😲😲😲

So was everyone else! i tell ya...jiju...im disappointed...major 😭

Jigu: Haila!! Why?

Jij: Becuz!!!!

And he looked at her

And he winked!!! 😲😲😲😲😲😲

Jigu: oy.. i saw that 😉

Haila!!!!!.....

Jij: wait.. i am kidding regular t-shirts!!!!😃😃😃

Jigu: No i will stick to ur 1st answer! thats -50!

Jij: -??? i am in the -.... 👍🏼 nice one VP...

Jigu: Yes!! just for that!!!!... Do you know Guli and buttons are a no no!!!

Jij: But why???

Jigu: Becuz dont ask!! Hello.. who is asking the questions... you or us???? really...its saalis grill jiju...not jiju grill saalis 😡😡😡

Jij: U!!

Jigu: Wow! he finally got a question right!!!! 😆

They all clap!👏

Jij is like where am i stuck!

He was looking for the waiter!!

He wanted some water!!!

Jigu: What are you doing?

Jij: I want some water!

Jigu: So ur thirst is more important than our questions? 😲...chi jiju...chi

Jij: No!!

Jigu: Then?

Jij: but..

jigu: shut it!!! 🤣🤣...u tell him jigu

Jij is quiet!😕

Jigu: but i love Guli ben.... so i will move!!! but next time you better watch it!!!

The last one was..... Jaz!!!!

Jaz: I am jaz!! u probably know me cuz she's always at my house 😃...i miss u jaani 😭😭😭

Jij: Oh yeah!!

Jaz: Now... u see... Guli is right next to me!

If you answer this one question..... right...

Then we will forget about... all the other questions that we asked

Jij: okay!!!

Jaz: Guli with a skirt or without a skirt??

Jij: With a skirt!!!!!!!!!!!

Jaz: WHAT??😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲...my mouth just hit the floor!!!!! 😡

That is like -10000000000000000000 😆

Jij: but....

Jaz: Oh my god!!!.. Wen she wears a skirt do u know wat that means...

Too much touching on smooth legs!!!!

Jij: Okay no skirts!! She doesnt look good!

Jaz: Oy... she doesnt look good? Are you saying she doesnt know how to dress? 😡...how dare jij 😡

Jij: No but you said..

Jaz; What did i say? I didnt say she doesnt look good .. you did??? What kind of BF are you?? saying she doesnt look good!!!

Jij: But

Jaz: Man...u are in the -

jij: 😕😕😕

Jij is like dear lord!!!!!

And thne

He called the waiter..

To make it up to them

He all got them desserts!!!!!!!!!

Wen they saw it

they were drooling over it

they grabbed thier desserts

And he finally sat next to Guli!!!!!!!!!!!

While all the other gals... were engrossed in their desserts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The End!

Jazu; I think I made it a little long😳....the idea came to me while I was trying to sleep at 6 in the morning.........I cam downstairs straight away and typed it up!😆

Originally posted by: *Guli*

It was a girl's night out!!!

And it was at CPK!!!😳Please make it the pasta that we ate..cuz im really starving right now😳

It was.. Guli, Jaz, Pachu, Navs, Jigu, Mamta, and Sam.....Do you wnna partner o'partner do u wnna partner..kmh se!!

they were all sitting on a big table...hope the table didn't break..cuz ya' know..we were sitting "ON" it😆

Guli was sitting in the middle...now that's what i call a table

And everyone else was around her!!! you know u love us😳

They were all expecting the main guest to arrive..Abhi?😲☺️

ANd that was jiju..........tera jiju?😃😳

And finally he had come!!

Guli saw him

And she was blushing!..oye no blushing at my abhi!!😡

He came

And looked at all of them!!*FAINTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

All the gals were looking at him from top to bottom.....no checking him out...is it this hard?😒

The girls are were already disappointed...

Button down shirt and a pants with zippers!!!!!!!!! ok so this must not be my Abhi...it must be your Abhi..my jiju then...*PHEWW*

And Guli just had to wear a skirt!!!!....oy u so didn't!!!!😡..is it really HARD to understand?!!!

Apparently... Guli never listens to Jaz!!!!!!!! Lmaoooo and we have to go with what you wear!!

They all had a pen and a pad with him!!! interview shuru hogaya?..oy let me take my glasses out😎

waiting to take down some notes!🥳

He looked at Guli NO LOOKING ALLOWED!!🤬

And he smiled at her!!!😲*SIGHS*

Jaz was like oy..Finally my PIC boli!!😃

Enough eye locking....

And jaz is like

if you look at her

Only look at her face THANK YOU!!! ❤️

and ur eyes shouldnt wander anywhere else!!NOPE!! NEVER! CHI!!!

Like he could help it..ya you can...uhh want my shades?🤔😎

She was a wearing a low v cut shirt!! i thought those shirts were banned from stores!! 🤔if not now they are!!😈

He wanted to sit next to Guli-Haha..u think u will? NOPE!!

but that wasnt possible!!-DUH!!!

They are like.....

We will ask you questions..hamein haq hain ree

If you answer correctly...

Then we will all move...in dreams!!!😳

And the closer you can sit next to her....dreams again! telling you jiju..u dream a lot dont ya'!

He's like ok deal!!!-No deal!

The only one that wasnt going to ask him

What Pachu!-Exactly! WHAT? PACHU?😲, remind me again..who is she? how does she look like?

becuz he already talks to her!!!! haha..in dreams again!!😆

So she cant grill him!!! i can toast him!!😃😳

He was meeting everyone else for the 1st time!!!!!!! well duh..then we wouldn't be in CPK, would we?

So he sat down!! on the table? damn! i feel sorry for the table...gtta keep up with lot of people's weight!!

And this questions started..

1st up was Sam.....my saasumaa...go go..wohoooo

And she introduced herself

And they both shook hands...

Sam: Okay my question to you........ if you and Guli had kids.... would you want her stay at home with the kids?

Jij: Yes!!! So that way...... the kids would get their love from her mother!!- oy! ok you are fired!!!

Sam: So you dont want her to work??

Jij: no.. its..

Sam: You are saying that she should become a house wife?

Jij: No..

Sam: Then wat are you saying?

Jij is thinking

if she lets me talk......Lmaoo...the thing here is jiju..not only you..if she would let US talk tooo😆

Jij is like

i have no problem in her working!!you better not!!

She can work if she wants....duh!!

Sam: But you just said..aap phir bole? let him speak ree

Jij: After the kids are born.... she should be with him for the 1st 6-7 months... if she decides to go back to work.. thats her choice.....good answer!!

Everyone liked that answer....

They all moved one except for Guli

So he moved down one.......

Next was Mamta....go MJ!!!

They shook hands...Wow..so formal!😆

Mamta: Would you give Guli 15 cents???🤣

Jij: huh???that's what i expected!!😃

Mamta: Just answer the question...

The gals were looking at him

Jij was confused!!!

CUz he didnt know wat that was!!...*Phewww*

Jij: of course!! if she asked for it!!😆

Everyone was like😲😲😲😲😲😲😲not shocked re..its called *FAINTSSSSSSSSS*

Mamta: If she asked for it?

Jij: Yes!!!!

Mamta: Thats a wrong answer!!lmaoo..truee

Jij: whats wrong with 15 cents??too much money yaar!! she'll spend it all!!

Mamta: Its bad!! Guli dont you ever and i mean ever ask for it!!

Jij: I got that wrong!!!duh!! now u dont expect a wow..yipee great going thing naa!!

Mamta: Yes you did!!

Jij: So i cant move down?

Mamta: I will be nice and we will move..... but.. i am marking that down!!!!!!

Next up was Navs....

Navs: What do you like to prefer wearing more? Pants or Sweats??? i'd personally say Sweats!!

Jij was like 😕

Jij: well.. of course pants!!!! Oyy..sweats look better..haven't u seen Abhi in it? in Sarkar?😳

Everyone was like 😲😲😲😲😲

Jij: Who wants to wear sweats!!!!Abhi does for Pachu😳

Navs: Oy... u better wear sweats! they dont have zippers!!! Lmaoo..they're called Sweats

Jij: But...

Navs: Oy.. dont you but me!!!..... Pants you are banned from!!!....i can ban pants from stores like the shirts if u want😳

Jij: So what... should i wear my boxers all day!!! THATS ALREADY BANNED B4 U SAY IT!!

Navs was like 😲😲😲😲😲😲....

Jaz: Oy... excuse me... boxers??? boli..PIC boli!

Jij: She doesnt want me to wear pants!!!

Navs: Oy.. i didnt say that!!!!

Jij: Yes you!!

Navs: Arre.. i want you to wear them but not those.. wear.. sweats!! they dont have zippers!!!!!!!!!

Jij: but why??

Navs: Dont ask!! Yaa...we get 😳 to answer these ?s..we are small naa..choti bachiyaan hain abhi😳

Jij: okay! i wont!!!!....

JIj: did i get that wrong too??

Navs: Yes!!! and ur not doing that great you know!!!! Yup..i figured!

Jij: but.... neh.. forget it!!!

They still move down!!!!!

He was getting closer to her

He was looking at her i am telling you again..wear my damn shades!!

She was smiling at him and we were not!!

Next up was jigu...my choti PIC😃

Jigu: I am Jigna!! And i am a closer saali.. cuz guli is my cousin!!!!!! Lmaoo...good one jigu..nice start..keep it up!

And she's like

Now my question..

Shirt with buttons?? or a regular t-shirt!!!Regular t-shirts!

Jij: well i would say buttons!!!!!!!! i have a strong feeling Guli taught all this!!😡

Jigu was 😲😲😲😲😲

So was everyone else!

Jigu: Haila!! Why?

Jij: Becuz!!!! not a good answer you know!😡

And he looked at her

And he winked!!! Akhiyon se goli maare..ladka besharam hain yeh akhiyon se goli maare!

Jigu: oy.. i saw that 😉 we all did😆

Haila!!!!!.....

Jij: wait.. i am kidding regular t-shirts!!!!😃😃😃 better..MUCH BETTER!!

Jigu: No i will stick to ur 1st answer! thats -50!

Jij: -??? i am in the -....wow..u can count!👏

Jigu: Yes!! just for that!!!!... Do you know Guli and buttons are a no no!!!

Jij: But why???

Jigu: Becuz dont ask!! Hello.. who is asking the questions... you or us???? Definately us...additional -50 for that..please😳

Jij: U!!

Jigu: Wow! he finally got a question right!!!!Yup..he's learning...its a slow learning process today!

They all clap!👏

Jij is like where am i stuck! in CPK and ON a table!!🤣

He was looking for the waiter!!

He wanted some water!!! call for Red Bull nyone? You will need to stay up naa

Jigu: What are you doing?

Jij: I want some water!

Jigu: So ur thirst is more important than our questions? haila...i thought we were important!

Jij: No!!

Jigu: Then?

Jij: but..

jigu: shut it!!!🤣

Jij is quiet!😕 Lmaoo..bechare jiju...NOT!

Jigu: but i love Guli ben.... so i will move!!! but next time you better watch it!!! telling u...shades shades!!

The last one was..... Jaz!!!!

Jaz: I am jaz!! u probably know me cuz she's always at my house yup...on couch, different ofcourse, laughing off on KS!

Jij: Oh yeah!!

Jaz: Now... u see... Guli is right next to me!

If you answer this one question..... right...

Then we will forget about... all the other questions that we asked what about mine?!

Jij: okay!!!

Jaz: Guli with a skirt or without a skirt??

Jij: With a skirt!!!!!!!!!!!..GONER! COMPLETE GONER! EXAM FAILED..F!!

Jaz: WHAT??😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲

That is like -10000000000000000000Yup..tere mouth mein ghee shakkar!

Jij: but....

Jaz: Oh my god!!!.. Wen she wears a skirt do u know wat that means...

Too much touching on smooth legs!!!!

Jij: Okay no skirts!! She doesnt look good!

Jaz: Oy... she doesnt look good? Are you saying she doesnt know how to dress? Exactly my question! *humph*

Jij: No but you said..

Jaz; What did i say? I didnt say she doesnt look good .. you did??? What kind of BF are you?? saying she doesnt look good!!! Haila...soo not nice now now jiju!

Jij: But

Jaz: Man...u are in the -

jij: 😕😕😕

Jij is like dear lord!!!!! Yes, you called me bachha..im here!😃

And thne

He called the waiter..

To make it up to them

He all got them desserts!!!!!!!!! Oy..where is my pasta? SO NOT COOL!!

Wen they saw it

they were drooling over it

they grabbed thier desserts Yeh log to desserts dekh te hi gayi! lmaooo!😆

And he finally sat next to Guli!!!!!!!!!!!

While all the other gals... were engrossed in their desserts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's when Pachu called it quits! I mean not fair! I mean soo not fair! *throws the name tag on the floor and quits!*


The End! Very bed end!!

pachu my PIC...yeh guli ne kya kaar diya...😲😲😲..im totally just 😲...first...you get no question to ask...haila...yeh kya baath hui...😡 phir...we all get out desserts....mmmmmmm...white chocolate peanut butter cheesecake...😍...ok sorry...off topic here...😕😕😕..but then...you didnt get your pasta...tequila fettichini naa...guli...yeh toh meri PIC ke saath saarasar nainsafi hui...im going to sue....SUE i tell ya...which saali out there will be my lawyer 😃

JAZ