pia joke

pia: "How much is that banana for?"
Salesperson: "$1.00"
pia : "Can you sell it to me for 60 cents?"
Salesperson: "At that rate, you'll only get the banana peel!"
pia: "Okay... I'll buy the banana for 40 cents, but you can keep the peel!

joke#2

What's the diff between a pia and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

joke#3 pia suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over pia and said, 'Well pia, I'm really confused on this one. It's a tough decision; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95 among other indiscretions. I believe I'll do something I've never done before; I'll let you decide where you want to go.'

pia , looked up at God and replied, 'Could you briefly explain the difference between the two?' Looking slightly puzzled, God said, 'Better yet, why don't I let you visit both places briefly, then you can make your decision. Which do you choose to see first, Heaven or Hell?'
pia played with his pocket protector for a moment, then looked back at God and said, 'I think I'll try Hell first.' So, with a flash of lightning and a cloud of smoke, pia went to Hell.

When he materialized in Hell, pia looked around. It was a beautiful and clean place, a bit warm, with sandy beaches and tall mountains, clear skies, pristine water, and hot man frolicking about. A smile came across pia face as he took in a deep breath of the clean air. 'This is great,' he thought, 'if this is Hell, I can't wait to see heaven.'

Within seconds of his thought, another flash of lightning and a cloud of smoke appeared, and Bill was off to Heaven. Heaven was a place high above the clouds, where angels were drifting about playing their harps and singing in a beautiful chorus. It was a very nice place, pia thought, but not as enticing as Hell.

pialooked up, cupped his hands around his mouth and yelled for God and pia was sent to Hell for eternity.

Time passed, and God decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was progressing in Hell. When he got there, he found pia shackled to a wall in a dark cave amid bone thin men and tongues of fire, being burned and tortured by demons.

'So, how is everything going?' God asked.
pia responded with a crackling voice filled with anguish and disappointment, 'This is awful! It's nothing like the Hell I visited the first time!! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to the other place....with the beaches and the mountains and the hoy guy
'That was the demo,' replied God.

pia : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in
two days time?
Post Master : Yes it definitely will.
pia : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
pia : It's addressed to Mumbai