"rano tum salwaar-kameez kab se pehenne lagi?"
😕
"ye outhouse itna aalishan kab se hogaya?"
😃
"mere pet mein kuch hai kya?"
🤢
"di ab aap pehle se bhi zyaada khoobsurat kyun dikhti hain?"😛
"di aapne itna hi-fi mobile kab liya?"
"meri sandal kahan hai?"😡
* after she sees jigyasa she should say:
"ye kaun hai? hospital jaane se pehle toh koi aur jigyaasa aunty thi. arre unhe bulao na, unke saath meri achchi setting thi."ðŸ˜
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