Originally posted by: Sheena_Row
Hi Y'all: I thought I would put up a harmless Pia joke (here I go, Taz, Saby, Swati etc. I am in a particularly mischievous mood today, Taz!! NOw now, don't say, 'When are you not??' π π )
Pia and Pushkar went on holiday to a fishing resort at
Lakes Entrance. Man i hope Pushkar throws her in the lake...Pushkar...PUSH-KAR!!!!π€£
Puskar likes to fish at the crack of dawn. π€’ π€’ I didn't know he was a morning person... he must have gone fishing early morning to find a catch like Pia!!!!π€’π€’π€’
Pia likes to read. Sure, she is probably checking out rich, hunky dudes from behind the book. π π π Pia likes to read...ha!! I'd be surprised if she could hold a book correctly!!!
One morning Pushkar returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Aaj kya padka pushy...anything good???
Although not familiar with the lakes area, Pia decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,
anchors, and continues to pretend to read her book while checking out the hunks rowing nearby. Yeh ladki ke bas yehi kaam hai...aur machli...mera matlab aur hunks dhoond na!!! π‘
Along comes a fishing inspector in his boat. Machli ko inspect karne aaya hai!!!! π
He pulls up alongside Pia and says, "Good
morning ma'am!
"What are you doing?" sab mardon pe nazar laga rahi hai...bhaag inspector ji!!!
"Reading a book," she replies, thinking 'isn't
that obvious!' π π well this inspector has obviously read u like a book...its damn obvious ur not reading!!!π
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs
her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm
reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I
know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and make a report."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with
sexual assault," coolly says Pia. well i knew that was coming!!! π
"But I haven't even touched you!" protests the
man.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment! For
all I know, you could start at any moment!"
"Have a nice day ma'am." ('Pia, Pia, Pia, Pia, That's Pia') π€£ This is Pia..pia..pia..pia...joh kabhi bhi nahin sudhregi!!!!!ππ