smile please!!!! - Page 5

Originally posted by: jnawaz

great stories from everyone... 👏
so here is mine...its not about me but about what my nephew told my bhabi...

my bhabi had a baby a few months ago...my nephew was 4 1/2 at the time that my bhabi was pregnant...so my bhaia/bhabi told my nephew that soon he woudl have a little sister...when he asked were the baby was my bhabi said in her tummy...then my nephew says "mommy open your mouth"...which my bhabi does...my nephew looks in and then pulls back...he thinks for a moment then he says "OMG mommy...u ATE the whole BABY!!"...we were all rolling... 😆 cuz in his lil brain the only to get somethign into yoru stomach is by eating it...lolz...

its true...kids say the darndest things...

JAZ

hey jaz..thankx for sharing 😃 its really cute 😆 but embarrising also 😳 😳

i agree these kids have a horse mouth 😆

Originally posted by: RaviMalhotra69

First of all, thank you honey11... you're always there to say nice things to encourage people. Thanks for starting this thread because it's a nice way for us to smile at our own and other peoples funny experiences! A wonderful idea by a wonderful person 😊 And secondly, I've had a haircut now! Therefore, Sharan I am no longer the red shade of Mango! 😃 And honestly, the shade of dark red that I had on my hair was frightening! I looked more like a genetically modified Mango! 😆 And thirdly, I thought I'd share another incident! This happened in my first year of uni. In the flat I lived at, we had a bathroom that was split up so that when you open the bathroom door, there is another 2 doors - one that leads to the shower room and the other that leads to the loo. Every morning when I went for a shower, I had the habit of (I still do have a habit) of singing Hindi songs in the shower. Admittedly, my voice is terrible... but that doesn't stop me from singing anyway! 😃 Now then, there was a week where a flat mate of mine had early starts to the day and would try to get to the shower before me, but he would never succeed! Instead the guy would be forced to wait outside and listen to my renditions of Hindi songs. He'd be angry and would always tell me to stop singing or he'd phone the police and get me arrested for wrecking the credibility of hit songs. I would simply continue though. 😃 One fine morning, I went into the shower extra early becuase I had an exam. I was a little edgy that day because my flatmate had annoyed me by leaving his dishes out. So I got in and started singing songs again. Then I heard someone come into the bathroom because I heard the bathroom door closed with a loud bang. I wasn't in the mood to hear my flatmate's dislike to my songs so I shouted out "LISTEN, IF YOU SAY A SINGLE WORD TODAY, I WILL BEAT YOU TO THE POINT WHERE EVEN THE MIRROR WILL REFUSE TO SHOW YOU YOUR REFLECTION! SO DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT OPENING YOUR MOUTH!" 😡 For some reason, there was silence... then I heard a confused voice saying "Sorry dear, I didn't realise that I was so loved over here..." 😕 I recognised the voice... it was the accomodation officer - she had come to inspect whether the bathroom was in good condition or not. 😆 God bless.

thankx again for yur overly sweet and nice comments 😃 and sharing it with us.but i told yu this thread's inspiration is yu. 😳

yu r just too much 😆 but i really look forward to listen hindi songs in yur beautiful voice 😉

Originally posted by: dadi-maa

Those were some really good embarrasing moments 😆 😆 Well here is mine.

I was asked to speak at my friend's 25th wedding anniversary. Now the MC had a list of speakers and was going down the list calling the person whose's turn it was to speak. I then heard Mrs. A. Sharma, this I thought was me as my name is Alka Sharma. As I walked up on the platform, I saw another person coming forward to speak. The MC then said which one of you is Mrs. Aruna Sharma, the lady said she was and he then told her she would not speak. I was so embarrased, I had to walk all the way back to my seat. I could have died with embarrasment. After she spoke, I was about the third person after. He then said Mrs. Alka Sharma. When I started my speech, I let the people know that I was also a Mrs. A. Sharma, and that's the reason I came up before.

aunti ji..thank yu sooo much for yur reply on this thread 😳 😛 😛

yur expeiance is quiet embarrising..but it happens sumtimes and yu cleared the confusion in the end..that's very good 😃

thankx once again 😊

Originally posted by: happyface

great topic honey ji!!!!!
so many cute and embaracing stories!!!!!!
thanks for the topic i would say it made me laugh! 😆

thankx 😳 i started this topic especially to bring smile on everyone's face.and i think i'm doing preety good in that. 😊

i'm very happy with the wonderful response from yu guyz.i'll share one more incident.

i was in my first year and i painted a modern art kind of abstract figure on the canvas for the first time 😃 and i was overjoyed to see my creation.

i excitedly showed it to my dad and he observed that for ten minutes and imagine wht he said...beta..plz put yur signature on the painting so that i can understand which is the right side of the painting 😆

and after few days,me and brother were fighting and he tried to hit me with *belan*..yes..and that belan hits into my painting insted of me and my painting was dead 😕 😕 😆

but after that,i beated him 😆


honey

As mentioned before - great topic Honey.
I have a bad habit of talking to myself.
In my first year of marriage, I was taking an evening university class. My husband and I were tight on money as we still had student loans to repay. I was driving home from my class on the highway at about 9pm, when all of a sudden my car started to slow down and then went dead. I managed to pull over on the shoulder of the road. A policeman stopped advised me to stay in the car and called a tow truck. I was really worried because I didn't know if we had enough money to pay. The tow truck driver told me to get into the front seat of his truck while he looked at my car. Before he got out of the truck I insisted that he let me know how much it would cost. He wouldn't tell me until I firmly asked him and then he said $150. He then jumped out of the truck and went to hook my car up.
So of course being alone in the truck, I started talking to myself. I said, "At least he's not some kind of psycho. Oh well, there goes all of our money from the chequing. Thank God it's only $150." Then I heard a small noise from the back seat. When I turned around, I saw the driver's wife and small baby. They were going to a family dinner when they received the call from the policeman. When the tow truck driver got back in the cab, his wife told him something in Greek. Needless to say it was a looooong drive to my home. In the end the tow truck driver reduced the charge to $120 - probably because his wife told him "Honey, she's a psycho and talks to herself." 😆

Originally posted by: scifichick

As mentioned before - great topic Honey.
I have a bad habit of talking to myself.
In my first year of marriage, I was taking an evening university class. My husband and I were tight on money as we still had student loans to repay. I was driving home from my class on the highway at about 9pm, when all of a sudden my car started to slow down and then went dead. I managed to pull over on the shoulder of the road. A policeman stopped advised me to stay in the car and called a tow truck. I was really worried because I didn't know if we had enough money to pay. The tow truck driver told me to get into the front seat of his truck while he looked at my car. Before he got out of the truck I insisted that he let me know how much it would cost. He wouldn't tell me until I firmly asked him and then he said $150. He then jumped out of the truck and went to hook my car up.
So of course being alone in the truck, I started talking to myself. I said, "At least he's not some kind of psycho. Oh well, there goes all of our money from the chequing. Thank God it's only $150." Then I heard a small noise from the back seat. When I turned around, I saw the driver's wife and small baby. They were going to a family dinner when they received the call from the policeman. When the tow truck driver got back in the cab, his wife told him something in Greek. Needless to say it was a looooong drive to my home. In the end the tow truck driver reduced the charge to $120 - probably because his wife told him "Honey, she's a psycho and talks to herself." 😆

thankx for sharing this experiance with us 😃 i'm really grateful to every person who is posting in this thread.

well,let me correct yu..yu r not a psycho..but sweet 😛

take care 😊

yay you using my siggy omg i am in such a good and hyper mood today 😆 😃

Originally posted by: honey11

these days,kasam se is really depressing 😭 so i thought why not we share sum cute ,funny or embarrising moments of our life..and laugh a little. 😉 😉 😳

i'll start with my self.i was in sydney in my cousin's house.and she told me to make paranthas 😛 and i ws like fine..when i started,the kitchen filled with smoke and the fire alarm activated 😆 😆 .within ten minutes.yu can imagine...there was a complete chaos 😆 😆 😆 .i was so embarresed b'coz of paranthas. 😳 😆

and the more funniest thing is when i shared this incident with a friend..he replied that.. thank god our house was not near a nuclear reactor.. 😉 😆 😆

so if yu have sum cute moments 😉 ..plz share with all the members..i'll wait for yur replies.

honey 😃

😆that happens to me everyday whenever i cook something😆