Random Musings - Chor Machaye Shor!

Jai to Pia : Pia, look...Stealing is an offense, good girls are not supposed to steal! If you wanted my Fruit Salad so badly, you could always share it with me, what was the need to hit Tony on the head and quickly gobble up my Lunch?😕

Bani to Pia : Pia, what did Mr. Walia just tell you? Stealing is an offense. No, coming behind my back, opening my cupboard and taking my Sari is not borrowing...You are supposed to let me know in advance!😳

Bani to Jai : Haan Mr. Walia, bechari Pia ko paidaishi Kleptomania hai...Woh ghar mein bhi Papa ki Vodka ki bottle chura kar raat ko Store-room mein bhait kar piti thi!😆

Bani to herself : Accha toh ab Pia ne Jigyasa ko bhi apne Chori ke Business mein laga diya hai, Not Bad.....😡

Bani to Jai : Dekh liya aapne, apni Saali ko....Pehle sirf chori karti thi, ab Computerized List bana kar chori kar rahi ho? 😆

Pia to Bani : Di, Fridge mein se sirf ek Paav hi toh churaya tha...Tony ne phir se mere liye khana nahin bachaya...Mujhe bahut bhook lag rahi thi, main kya karti?

Massi to Jai : Thank God, hume Walia House ke chor ke baar mein pata chal gaya...aur mein toh kal se poore ghar mein Chuhedaani laga rahi thi....yeh soch kar ke, ki mere banaye Besan Ke Ladoo, Chuhe kha rahe hain...Mujhe kya pata ki yeh kaam toh us Chuhiya ka hai?😉

Raashi to Bani : Bani Mami, gazab ho gaya...Kitchen mein rakhi kheer saari Pia ne kha li....Woh Kheer toh main phekne waali thi, hamari Billi ne use aadha jo pi liya tha....😆

Jigyasa to Ranveer : Ab samajh mein aaya beta...Ki meri saari lipstics din bar din kahan gayab ho rahin thi.....

Pia to everyone : Arre....Toh kya thoda khana, kisi ki goldchain, kisi ki saari, ek do lipstics, billi ka chaati hui kheer, panditji ki dakshina le lene se main chor ho jaati hoon? Aap kuch kehte kyon nahin, Mr. Vollaya?😆

Ok, that wasn't funny at all, but was in such a Pia-bashing mood, that I wanted to come up with something!

Cheers and Lots of Love,

MT

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MT hunii u hadd me laughinn my headss off...!! nad it was funnii !! u r jst soo amaizngg...it wudd be funni to se tht happnenin in KS ..loollzz..i wish bani was bold enuf to say anything at all....to pia...!! she is such a satti sawitri...!! aarrggh !! she getss on ma nerves...sumtimess...!!
o00hh well..!!
thnksxxx huniii a million timess...to give me a ggrr88 laugh !!! u r jst simplyy awesomee...! 😃

Very apt for Pia - bashing !!!
In the mood for it too so loved it!!!

Jus twish she goes away and lets JB work on getting Krishna back!!!!

Nina

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Seriously, I can't even type properly 😆 😆 😆


I loved the kheer and billi part and the dakshna of punditji 😆 😆

You're doing a good job MT, Pia really deserves this! 😡

MT kabhi kabhi pathiyon ko bhi chor karega.... get her to a good mental aslym... we can sleep well...

hehehe! thats so funny! 😆

👏 im in stitches your tooo much....MT isnt it like wayyyyy late over there, its beyond me how your sense of humour is so hilarious so late in the night!! 😆 😆

MT that was just too funny yaar..how do come up with stuff like this .... 😆 😆 😆

LOVING it first the VC now this... 👏 👍🏼 👍🏼

Totally in the mood for Pia bashing...
You rock MT - Go girl
that was fab 👏
cheers
anjali