Hi yaaro,
No one has pmed me about updates yet…so I guess I have to do that…but if MT and poo are writing I am sorry for repeating it
So I am back with update….
Sooo the much awaited dubai trip has started and pia has started showing her true colors. There are some do's and donts for ks characters….jai,pia,bani,jigyasa…. please take a note.
Pia: do not open your mouth there in the conference…Indian ladkiyon ki ijjat ka sawal hai…cause even average Indian girls have much more brains than you.
pia (oh she needs maximum advice yaaro): please wear those belly dancers cloths that you always wear in walia house…kya pata kisi arab king ko tu pasand aaye aur wo tuze kidnap karle.
Pia: (oh again) DO NOT TOUCH JAI bani hasn't worked for that sangram and got a bashing by jai for that….so that u can have your uterus fixed up and conceive jai's child.
Jai: mere teddy book your room in separate hotel far away from pia's..and if that's not possible then please do not book adjacent rooms at least. You can book a honeymoon suite if you wish to..bani is coming there really soon.
Jai: please behave like RAM –maryada purushottam and do not cross lines…..Do not drink and see bani's face in pia's like a typical hindi flick ….19th june is strictly no no….(IF ki junta from dubai will hunt you down and beat you up with anything they lay their hands on…)
Jai: ( bacchas donot read this) if anything has to happen then pleaseeeee keep some PROTECTION handy as u can see whats coming…please…we want only bani to become mother of your child…(thanks kluless for this suggestion.)
Bani:. Do not ramble on the streets of dubai..it isn't mumbai.
Kahi gum ho gayi to tuze dhundate dhundate kekta mai ko 20 saal ka leap lena padega.
Jigyasa: wear less make up and keep your sari's little less glittering and smile a lottt…kya pata kisi toothpaste company ke log tumhe sign kar le then you will settle down in dubai leaving my cuddu jai alone.
Ok that's enough I guess…
So episode starts with…
Ok … jiggu the nagin is coming downstairs…she is very frightened…..(iska pair kyon nahi fisla sidion se….)
Her phone rings….its that woman who has called her in beautyparlour….she very sarcastically ask jiggy if she has checked the will papers…jiggu is shocked…that woman says that she has the zerox copies of those papers…colour is draining from jiggys face…(he he I remembered jai..when he used to have those park road flashes…pehle bhai ab bahen..)
That woman ask her for keys for the cupboard where papers are kept.ohhh jiggy isn't having them..she has lost it somewhere….then natwar comes from behind holding keys…(oh natwar if pia can go to dubai as jai's assistant then why didn't u go as her assistant…and btw has pia demoted u as walia's servant….what are u doing in walia house????)
He irritates jiggy to limits…..(oh for this natwar u have won urself free supply of illahabadi paans..)
He tells her his mumma's funda that if u loose the keys then u loose fortune..
Jiggy is giving him I-will-slap-u look…
That lady calls again….she asks jiggy to calm down and not to vent out her anger on servant…(walia house ka live telecast ho raha hai kay????)
She tells her that jai has gone to dubai for nilami..(jai to uski nilami ke liye gaya hai na???…jai ki nilami ho rahi hai…ohhh no one told me that) he will not get the deal.
She says in very cold voice that jiggy will never forget dubai….jiggy has a week's time to save her brother.
Jiggy is tensed. She decides to go to dubai as she will have to stop that woman before she meets jai cause jai is totally unaware of these papers….(oh I thought she was concerned about his life…….tu kaisi bahen hai)
She tells natwar to book ticket for dubai..(ee jiggy usko bhi saath leke jaana…pia ka man bahal jayega..and he will keep her busy..so my cuddu will be safe…
Natwar leaves..
next part coming
Masi is in her room..when bani(her body double) comes in….(again continuity blooper….this bani body double is wearing parrot green dress and actual bani is wearing turmeric yellow….kekta…watch for the continuity..)
She tells masi that she doesn't want to get separate from mr.walia…she wants to save her marriage…
Masi is about to faint with this shock….(it had same effect on me too)
Masi is happy…she is crying…she says that she is very happy to know that now bani could stay with her..(haan aur uski sautan bhi taiyaar hai…)
She takes bani to where a ganpati idol is kept..they offer some flowers and masi tells bani about karva chauth vrat..bani says that she will keep the vrat…she wants to keep this vrat again(oyeeee this is ur first vrat nooo…to pehle kab rakha tha tune aur kiske liye??? Some secret crush???)
She says she wants to get married again..(don't let ur bp shoot up..she wants to get married to jai only….ohh this time they can have proper suhag raat u see)
She says with dreamy eyes…she will fill jai's life with happiness…she will make him forget all the hatred and hurt..(oh bani,ur sisy is doing same in dubai…if she succeeds then…there wont be any space left in jai's life to fill…so hurry up and fly to dubai)
Masi says that everything will be fine now and jai will be very happy to know that bani has changed…(ya and he will also be happy to know that pia is carrying Krishna this time)
Bani calls tarun to stop all proceedings of her divorce case…tarun is surprised to know that she doesn't want divorce and alimony…
Tarun speaks very rudly and sarcastically that he is astounded to hear bani speaking about relationships…
(Ohhh tarun was not shown only his voice…)
he says that he is bani's lawyer and can stop case from her side…bani says she has sent pushky dear to talk to jai's lawyer…..
ok next part coming
pushky(I am not calling him pet anymore…he is behaving like a true frend…pushky I am sorry for all those times when I called u pet…)
is sitting in jai's lawyers cabin…(he is the same lawyer who showed pushky and bani's photo to court)
pushky tells him that bani wants to sort some things out and she doesn't want divorce and alimony.. this lawyer…his name is kushal..is shocked..(chalo maine iske photo kya dikha diye isne to meri pet pe laath mari…case gayi to fee bhi gayi)
pushky says that husband and wife have their share of conflicts and fights in marriage….but they should give each other opportunity to save the marriage and make it work….(oh ho…why don't u yap this to pia….i know she isn't worth u too..but I love jai more than u…)
finally this kushal guy agrees he says like a 60 year old…haan who likes to see breaking marriages….
He agrees to stop all proceedings from jai's side…
Pushky is relived. He leaves…here this lawyer is all tensed..he calls one of his assistant and gives him jai's divorce papers and ask him to post them to dubai as soon as possible….
He says this case is high profile and if jai bani decides to withdraw the case then he will lose lot of money..(oye tu kya bet khel raha hai..unke divorce par…)
He cant afford to lose this case in any case..(tabhi mai sochu aaj kal India me itne divorce badh kyon gaye hai)
He is smiling wickedly
Ok rasams(rituals) are going on in walia house…everyone is dressed in blood red colour cloths….
Rano is wearing a preety sari..(oye don't take those glasses off lady…kya pata sahil samazkar kisi aur ki puja karde tu)
Okkk rashi is the one you should look out for…..
She never looked this preety ever in her ks life…not even in her wedding…(tallyho..i think she has taken ur post quite seriously)
Anu is desperately waiting for moon to show up as she is dying out of hunger..(she is wearing some bunty aur bubbly sort of cloths..)
Rano asks her why did she fast in first place? Anu says..it feels nice when u keep fast for someone u love…)ohhh my poor baby rashi..she is looking very sad..(no wonder husband like ranweer)
Adi comes in and ask about jiggy..(u are divorced buddy…)
Anu says…oh she has gone to dubai..she had some work to do there..(oh this anu says it with a tone as if jiggy has gone to sabji mandi and not dubai…hey gal u need to work upon ur acting skills)
Adi is shocked…he calls jiggy who probably is in dubai right now…says that she has better things to do than keeping vrats…she cuts the phone
Adi looks puzzled…ok jai is coming up in next part
Bani is shown wearing all traditional jewelry and red sari she is looking so beautiful and has happy emotions on her face..(for a change)..i wish jai could see her like this…all the hatred would have forgotten in a second…
Jiya dhadak playing in background…she is recalling her best times with jai….(oh it was beautiful…flashback hi sahi lekin we get to see them hugging each other at least 5 times….i wonder though..why she doesn't recall 19th june…I mean that's the first thing comes to my cuddu's mind)
Then jindagi savarne lagi….plays…
She is calling jai..(ohhhhh) but his cell coming not reachable..(oye cuddu tune roaming activate nahi karvaya kya) she decides to call pia instead..
Pushky comes in her bedroom..(u two should need to behave urselves…ek baar photo nikale gaye that doesn't seem enough for u)
He compliments bani…he says he is pleased to see bani so happy….bani says she is afraid of this happiness(what happiness…that pia is hitting on ur irresistible husband…)
Pushky assures her that when moon will lighten up in sky tonight,it will fill ur life with light of love and happiness..)
Ohhh pushky u are so sweet…
Ok here comes jai…(oh he is looking so hot and yummy and delicious and lip smacking …oh I should stop..this can go on and on)
He has donned this white business suit…okkk
Juda hoki bhi is playing in the background….
He is remembering all the bad times…when bani left him alone….he is looking so remorseful..(this man looks so good even when he is so sad…..i felt like…oh its censored)
Pia the apna sapna money money comes in…(again looking like a belly dancer…again….she reminds jai about the party which is thrown in for his honour….jai says very rudely that he isn't coming…pia tries to manaofy him…(ohhh why don't u leave him alone)
Then he shouts on her..(oh I love u jai)
Pia feels insulted and leaves…(chalo ab tak kuch nahi hua..hussshh)
Jai realizes that he is shouting on her for no reason..he feels guilty….
A guy from room service comes in..and gives him some letters…
These are divorce papers..(haila,which is this courier service tell me….my courierwala delivers my rakhi to my bhai in dubai on bhaiduj …I would like to switch to this one)
Jai reads them…he looks sad but determined about something….
He gets a call( I wish its bani's ) no its that creepo kushal
He says that pushky has come to his office on bani's behalf and bani needs this case over and done with as soon as possible…he emphasizes on word pushkar shukla…to which jai is shocked..(jai u still remember na…ur speech about bani's integrity…)
Jai says that kushal should tell bani that she will get divorce soon…and whatever that she wishes for…ohh I am crying…..
Here a belly dancer (no not pia) is dancing in the hotel..(ohh that was very obscene please bacchas avoid watching this…kekta mai..couldn't u find a decent belly dancer??? It's a family show….aur koi nahi to pia thi hi na)
Pia is walking through party…wearing sari..
Some fat lady asks about jai's whereabouts…pia says that he isn't feeling well so decided not to come….in a very wify manner…(u are just an employee not his wife..) here comes jai in the party…(ohh pia ka popat ho gaya)
He shakes hands with some people….that belly dancer is on with her act….(I wouldn't call it dancing..)
He is having flashes of his worst time with bani…and then that stupid waiter comes with glasses full of alcohol (which looked like kala-khatta to me)
He picks up a glass and starts drinking…pia watching him sadly…..(don't u again go offering ur company in such state)
Ok episode ends here…..
So the thing that we all are dreading of hasn't happened it…but I guess by tom it will be over…..
Here are some jokes to keep ur bp in acceptable measures…
Interviewer to jai walia: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
jai walia: "I owe everything to my wife bani"
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
jai walia: "Billionaire"
pia asked jai : " mr.walya (that's how she says walia) What do you like most in me my pretty face , my sexy body or my brains?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour.
Jigyasa : What are You Looking for in that paper ?
aadi : Nothing.
jigyasa : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
aadi : I was just looking for the expiry date.
pia: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
pushkar: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
pia: You see, how miraculous and powerful am I for you?
pushkar: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?
pia : I love you and I could die for you!
jai : How soon??
ok guys first of all sorry for this font but something happened to my word document..suddenly.(i tell u my baba-adam-ke-jamane-ka-pc)
and sorry for taking so much of time to update...
and plz guys leave ur comments and not just thanks..u can hit me with ur words if u didnt like my update...😆
ok bye
god bless u all
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